Motivational Pictures That Aren't Motivational

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 มี.ค. 2019
  • About a year ago, I made a video about Instagram Entrepreneurs as a whole, and it was a lot of fun. A year has gone by, so I've decided to revisit this topic, and take a closer look at these "un-motivational motivational" pictures all over Instagram.
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  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  5 ปีที่แล้ว +19559

    ~*~ BOSS UP THOTIANA ~*~
    don't forget to like the video if you're on #hustlemode and let me know if you want a part 3!!! #beastmode #businesslion

    • @ralsei3120
      @ralsei3120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Kurtis, are you feeling okay? XD

    • @montserratlezama721
      @montserratlezama721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Kurtis Conner shoe, shoe

    • @figsoup
      @figsoup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      King

    • @thenixons7514
      @thenixons7514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Let's get this bread

    • @jorgen9241
      @jorgen9241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      i'm a business lion mami

  • @hollymh6266
    @hollymh6266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7471

    Oh, so when Steve Jobs stares into his mirror questioning his purpose every single day, it's 'inspiring' and 'motivational', but when *I* do it, I'm ""'having a breakdown'''' and '""need to see a doctor'""???

    • @nata-hj4hb
      @nata-hj4hb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      steve jobs cant stare into any mirrors anymore.

    • @alysspotato3615
      @alysspotato3615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I just gave u your 69th like. You're welcome

    • @jacemaule2840
      @jacemaule2840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I gave you your 70th... I’m sorry

    • @drunkenchords3370
      @drunkenchords3370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      To quote Lionel Luthor "When your rich, you're not crazy. You're eccentric."

    • @sootydooty4346
      @sootydooty4346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Holly MH Now he looks into windows c:

  • @ngtruht
    @ngtruht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10722

    Funny how most of the people who are labeled "unmotivated, lazy, having small dreams" because they work at McDonald, Walmart, ect...are now essential workers working at the front line to keep the economy going.

    • @elmachotracho7963
      @elmachotracho7963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +881

      And the “motivated, hustlers, big dreamers” are unemployed, high schoolers, or pyramid scheme scammed people.

    • @aviewer4274
      @aviewer4274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      ngtruht ........ u are right.

    • @The_UmbrellaMan
      @The_UmbrellaMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +736

      As a student who works at a grocery store, there was a whole ass mode switch from 'get a real job' to 'thank you so much for being here' REAL QUICK.

    • @bulbasour3
      @bulbasour3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      TEA

    • @ML-zu6by
      @ML-zu6by 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      And also how a lot of them are also the ones who actually do end up doing something with their lives and saying things like "I started working as a frier guy in Mcdonald's and now I ended up here" like, I don't understand why they're belittled. A job is a job. All of them have perks and all of them have downs. I bet it's not fucking easy working at Mcdonald's: they work long hours, get paid little, have to wake up early, some have to do all-night shifts for those open 24 hours, end up smelling like shit all day, standing all day as well. Like, I bet if you put some entrepeneur who works in a fancy buisiness in ny or whatever, put them one day behind a mcdonald's counter and they'll be complaining about everything

  • @atzcore
    @atzcore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4729

    so when steve jobs is questioning his life purpose at 6am it's "inspirational" and "cool", but when i do it it's an "existential crisis" smh

    • @fiorello9516
      @fiorello9516 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      IT'S SOCIETY'S FAULT.

    • @DrMoonAtNight
      @DrMoonAtNight ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@fiorello9516 Get a load of this society!

    • @moonrose36
      @moonrose36 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look at this dumb society

    • @lucasisnthere9540
      @lucasisnthere9540 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Go get a glass of that SOCIETY

    • @saigeswabwre4198
      @saigeswabwre4198 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Real

  • @TheAsexualJellyBean
    @TheAsexualJellyBean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

    I like how the Zuckerberg post was like "You don't have time to pick a T-shirt!" and then the Steve Jobs one is like "Just stare at yourself in the mirror for a while."

    • @whyamidoingthis5236
      @whyamidoingthis5236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Stare in the mirror, questioning why you wear the same ugly shirt every day

    • @paavani5337
      @paavani5337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LMFAO im wheezing

    • @bengallup9321
      @bengallup9321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lmao I missed that contradiction up till now

    • @emilydonley8487
      @emilydonley8487 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He’s staring with all the time he saved not picking a shirt

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara ปีที่แล้ว +6

      why doesn't Mark just lay out his clothes before he goes to bed??

  • @Maria-ob7ii
    @Maria-ob7ii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9379

    I’m not fat. I’m pre-skinny

    • @darijabrojchin5324
      @darijabrojchin5324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Now this is truly inspirational

    • @moved.6963
      @moved.6963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      I'm not a waste of oxygen, I'm pre-talented.

    • @liltimmytimstatistics3809
      @liltimmytimstatistics3809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I would like but it’s 666

    • @uhm9469
      @uhm9469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      I'm not gay. I'm pre-
      nevermind I'm just gay

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      I'm not ugly. I'm pre-tty bitch I'm beautiful

  • @Marimoxley
    @Marimoxley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7428

    "I dont have a drinking problem...yet"

  • @fashiharz8584
    @fashiharz8584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

    I know parasocial "friendships" are not healthy but if Kurtis was ever exposed to be a jerk IRL i am going to be very sad.

    • @absolutetrash8118
      @absolutetrash8118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      parasocial relationships are a pretty normal part of human nature, as long as you keep in mind that they are parasocial and the other party doesnt actually know you

    • @antisocialal4799
      @antisocialal4799 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      It was the same way with John Mulaney. I was hella upset with all the shit he’s doing. From the cheating, to the having Chappelle open for him after the closer, to the subtle ways he’s said some serious bigoted shit.

    • @OS-dd1bn
      @OS-dd1bn ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@antisocialal4799 What did he say?

    • @leggyaleg4837
      @leggyaleg4837 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@OS-dd1bn Chappelle said some really transphobic shit and mulaney cheated on his girlfriend after all he did was talk shit about her on stage, the fact that John had Chappelle open for him just shows how fucked up they both are

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@antisocialal4799 1 out of those three doesn't belong imo, having another comedian open for you is not a bad thing, even if they have made some controversial jokes before.

  • @missdemeanor608
    @missdemeanor608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I love the fact that danny didnt age in five years but kurtis went from soft boy to 90's sitcom dad

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I'd argue he turned into an 80s coke dealer from Miami more than a 90s sitcom dad

  • @classydays43
    @classydays43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7101

    CEO: hires workers
    CEO: don't work for others. Work for yourself.
    Workers: okay *leaves company*
    CEO: no wait

    • @igorruva8927
      @igorruva8927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol

    • @vanillaloveofficial
      @vanillaloveofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @statueofliberty1132
      @statueofliberty1132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hahahahahahaha

    • @ghoulishffx
      @ghoulishffx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      but seriously. rich people always say "go be rich like us! its easy" and then get mad when they actually try
      they feed us lies like, "just work harder," in order to increase useless productivity. it's surprising how many people think that their unpaid overtime will be worth it.

    • @classydays43
      @classydays43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ghoulishffx the best way to make money is to live a life where you don't have to spend it.
      Really, at the end of the day, billionaires just don't spend money. Jeff Bezos, for example, under pays his workers and runs whole processes on a shoestring budget and he's the richest man in the world. He didn't get there just by being successful - he's a cheap skate.

  • @cerebrumexcrement
    @cerebrumexcrement 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4548

    fun fact:
    Rolls Royce makes $3 billion in profits
    Toyota makes $17 billion in profits

    • @clsdchnnl9273
      @clsdchnnl9273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Poop Brain lol Rolls Royce makes 1/8th in profits from Toyota but also employs 1/100th of people compared to toyota...
      People at Rolls earn just waaaaay better

    • @yaphace
      @yaphace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I’m hungry

    • @carleeh7961
      @carleeh7961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      thank you poop brain very cool

    • @yes.9731
      @yes.9731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yaphace me too

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      wow im a car geek and i didnt know this. but the corolla is the like the best selling car in america even the world

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    “You’re gonna die”
    “Gasp”
    “That’s inspiration!”
    You can’t just upload all of SAW like that

    • @lenidell4840
      @lenidell4840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This comment is so underrated lol

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hehehe spongebob me boy I have overdosed on black tar heroin and I'm going to die..arrggghgh

    • @Nightswarmer
      @Nightswarmer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She's reacting like she haven't seen 500 "Momento mori" tattoos in her life..

    • @hellogoato
      @hellogoato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This comment made me belly laugh, I love this

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hellogoato do you want to play a game?

  • @0Katie0
    @0Katie0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    my uncle is a "entrepreneur"
    he's also coincidentally the uncle that isn't invited to thanksgiving

    • @takke9830
      @takke9830 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shocking!

    • @lemin0u
      @lemin0u หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      what a coincidence!!

  • @user-zo8nl9be5l
    @user-zo8nl9be5l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4462

    *"the zucc don't give a fucc"*
    ~ Kurtis Conner, 2k19

    • @uwunwn2811
      @uwunwn2811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      cuzz you succ

    • @gaja6692
      @gaja6692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@uwunwn2811 but he doesn't give a fucc

    • @17kriskross
      @17kriskross 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      darth plagueis every video theres always one phrase we need on a tshirt

    • @meuriellahall6201
      @meuriellahall6201 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@uwunwn2811 he will knucc you down for insunlting the fuccing zuccing

    • @full-timepog6844
      @full-timepog6844 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nuck if you zucc, nucc if you zucc

  • @thoseponyvibes
    @thoseponyvibes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7017

    "look in the mirror every morning and question your purpose" sounds like a good way to become depressed 🤨

    • @agoofygoober7649
      @agoofygoober7649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Ikr like I already do that and it’s not because it helps me to succeed 😂

    • @izzaamazing9277
      @izzaamazing9277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Look in the mirror every morning and tell that person to stop using your money (ノಥ,_」ಥ)ノ彡┻━┻

    • @MegaMGstudios
      @MegaMGstudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Sounds like you're already depressed at that point

    • @lemonstarofficial
      @lemonstarofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ok

    • @aeircrown7994
      @aeircrown7994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I mean this can be a good self reflection if done right lol

  • @cniknik9863
    @cniknik9863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Alot of these are witless, but I actually really like the "yet" one. I had a therapist tell me something of the sort. As a perfectionist with depression with the tendency to beat up on myself for not getting something right away, I recognize that it does take strength to walk away and return to the problem later. With less stress and a fresh start, you are more likely to succeed.

    • @Hair8Metal8Karen
      @Hair8Metal8Karen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I say this to my clients when they start learning new skills like clicker training; it takes time to learn them so don't get disheartened if you don't get it instantly.

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@Hair8Metal8Karen I read that to mean you clicker train your clients and now I want to see a bunch of people doing tricks for a little bite of a hamburger and a ~click~

    • @Hair8Metal8Karen
      @Hair8Metal8Karen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Thurston86 hey, I'm sure there's some out there who'll enjoy that.

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      100% yeah definitely something I'm learning over the past year with my ADHD and rejection sensitivity

    • @shrutipanday5918
      @shrutipanday5918 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      same even i really liked that one, i was like woah not a bad start
      then the rest...lmao

  • @Scarecrow_Crane
    @Scarecrow_Crane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    What I wish motivational/inspirational posts were like: “Don’t overwork yourself, you deserve to rest”, “Having mental illness isn’t a personal failure”, and idolizing and respecting people who have jobs that aren’t glamorous (librarians, janitors, fast food employees, teachers, etc)
    What motivational/inspirational posts are like: “Work hard and you’ll be a billionaire”, “Hustle hard”, Belittling minimum wage workers, idolizing and obsessing over billionaires who exploit the working class and were born with a lot of privilege

    • @psevdonimietohuina
      @psevdonimietohuina ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

    • @stevedenny7887
      @stevedenny7887 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, they act as if what you get out of something is directly proportional to what you get out of it, while completely ignoring the nuance of there potentially being diminishing returns or some sort of plateau, not to mention how it affects every part of your life outside of your fiscal success. Also, it's not as if you can just keep putting more effort into something forever and get an infinitely increasing amount of profit from it as a result. It reminds me of the girl on twitch that said that, if you don't have five dollars, you should be working more, as if you can always just work more forever.

  • @tasosGATE7
    @tasosGATE7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10684

    We are all pre dead.

    • @queer-ios3155
      @queer-ios3155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Wow this is funny now but I'll be having a mental break down at 12 am pondering life because of it

    • @cccronuslol2816
      @cccronuslol2816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      wise words youtune user kapoui_56

    • @amandathomas3041
      @amandathomas3041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Well I mean... you are

    • @rxghxv505
      @rxghxv505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fuck yes

    • @jamiragr7084
      @jamiragr7084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      damn that's deep man, keep hustling 😤💯

  • @marshall9003
    @marshall9003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15333

    I don’t have anxiety, I’m pre-relaxed.

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      😭😭😭

    • @forrestmurray7474
      @forrestmurray7474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +651

      I don't have anxiety... YET

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Celeste Murray dan dan daaaan

    • @Meme-qy2gi
      @Meme-qy2gi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Or post-relaxed?

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Meme-qy2gi oh shit

  • @garthvader9916
    @garthvader9916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    'Entrepreneurs': "If money isn't everything, go work at McDonald's."
    Teachers, nurses, taxi drivers, emergency service workers, cleaners:

  • @shelbygoyeau7481
    @shelbygoyeau7481 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    when you realize you're better than any Instagram entrepreneur because you're happy with your life and the amount of money you make

    • @jasekasebase
      @jasekasebase ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ironically enough,realizing that is probably more motivational than any of your average social media quotes lmao

    • @Iterator_SRS
      @Iterator_SRS 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Damn, y'all are happy?

  • @mermaidprincess27
    @mermaidprincess27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10884

    next time I'm having a depressive episode, I'll just say to myself "no more sad shit, boss up" and I'll be cured 🤩

    • @grilledcheese5000
      @grilledcheese5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

      Just gotta remember you're pre-serotonin

    • @vampbie55
      @vampbie55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yed

    • @rachaelbrown3656
      @rachaelbrown3656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Broke: I’m sad
      Woke: i have depression
      Bespoke: I’m pre serotonin B)

    • @tutifruity1154
      @tutifruity1154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      i'm in one right now and saying that stopped it, thank you

    • @officialname9817
      @officialname9817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kyra McNeill what’s serotonin?

  • @frozensoulgem1545
    @frozensoulgem1545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13045

    "I don't get it....YEET."
    "I can't do this....YEET."
    "This doesn't work....YEET."
    Very motivational. I'm truly inspired.

    • @oo8962
      @oo8962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      I can see myself doing this

    • @FlapJackSyrup
      @FlapJackSyrup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      "this doesn't work...
      *YEET"*

    • @nuclearcicada8192
      @nuclearcicada8192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      "This doesn't work"
      *throws laptop into sun*
      "YEET"

    • @rottingfleshbreadstick7768
      @rottingfleshbreadstick7768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      DeleYEET thEET commentEAT idiotEET

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      *"We will all die....YEET"*

  • @Pragabond
    @Pragabond 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    To be completely fair the whole "I can't do this....yet" is really useful when you have just all the ADHD and the sheer massive boatload of extra criticism and negativity dump on you. Definitely been helping me the past year or so with staying motivated and not getting discouraged or frustrated. Its not ground breaking even in the slightest but even that can be a game changer when you start framing things like that

    • @lizanna6390
      @lizanna6390 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Helps with anxiety too. I can't handle this... yet. But I am getting better bit by bit

  • @maggieledezma6218
    @maggieledezma6218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    i frequently can pull myself out of a bad mood by reminding myself, "no more sad shit, boss up" and just no longer feeling upset purely for the meme

  • @roachmilk385
    @roachmilk385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9468

    Imagine your doctor walks in and says, “you don’t have cancer... yet.”

    • @justboredhelpme195
      @justboredhelpme195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I mean eventually everyone will get cancer, so this is correct

    • @muza5505
      @muza5505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@justboredhelpme195 :(

    • @hauntedhotel8565
      @hauntedhotel8565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @@justboredhelpme195 wait WHAT

    • @justboredhelpme195
      @justboredhelpme195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      mu za :(

    • @justboredhelpme195
      @justboredhelpme195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      HauntedHotel cancer is the mutation of cells. Our cells are constantly dying and reproducing. Eventually there will be a mutation due to how constant they are being created. So eventually everyone will get cancer if something doesn’t beat them to it

  • @novasingsstupidstuff6354
    @novasingsstupidstuff6354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14832

    I was laughing at the "always walk to bed" one because I literally can't walk I'm paralysed from the waist down

  • @georgesummers8535
    @georgesummers8535 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    They really took John Steinbeck’s line about the “temporarily embarrassed capitalist”, which actually critiques how such a mindset holds back Americans from fighting for better conditions, and ran with it.

  • @thatsofetch16
    @thatsofetch16 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "No more sad shit. Boss up" Suddenly I don't have depression

  • @kayleeedwards8708
    @kayleeedwards8708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9591

    I’m not single. I’m pre relationship.

    • @omirosetteblack
      @omirosetteblack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Love your profile picture!

    • @omirosetteblack
      @omirosetteblack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love your profile picture

    • @jadecarlton6023
      @jadecarlton6023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OoOo same : )

    • @niy._.
      @niy._. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Solangelooo😻🙀

    • @HR-qk3wh
      @HR-qk3wh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@omirosetteblack Same 😂 I need more solangelo

  • @jaesallee7824
    @jaesallee7824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2609

    I'm not depressed-
    I'm just pre-happy

  • @_poqu
    @_poqu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    My father just told me to stop “looking at that handsome man and do my homework”
    It was paused on Kurtis’ face 😳
    (edit i just have been informed it sounds like my dad wants me to do _his_ homework)

  • @KateCantDraw
    @KateCantDraw ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Quotes from this video that need to have merch
    1: The power of Yeet
    2: The Zuck don't give a f**k
    3: F**k emotions dude
    4: I don't know why I'm dancing like this
    5: Curse you Bugatti

    • @枒
      @枒 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would absolutely buy the entire stock of curse you Bugatti shirts

  • @bigpapamagoo8696
    @bigpapamagoo8696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5860

    “The lion is the king of beasts, obviously for a reason.”
    Actually there is no reason for lions to be king of beasts. Male lions sleep for twenty two hours a day while the lioness’ are hunters.

    • @dog_boy5123
      @dog_boy5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      Yep they are cats alright

    • @Salmonella_18
      @Salmonella_18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +621

      And they also kill in groups, they can't beat elephant giraffe easily..they are just another animal

    • @adecentdelinquent8986
      @adecentdelinquent8986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

      And tigers are stronger than them if I'm not mistaken. And lions fear the sound of roosters I think?

    • @perperperpen
      @perperperpen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Lioness' are still lions dude. Rarely do i hear people actually refer to a female lion as a lioness; theyre all lions.

    • @dog_boy5123
      @dog_boy5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      @@perperperpen lions are just big cats

  • @macaroondude5342
    @macaroondude5342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11452

    “No matter how rich you are or how many cars you have, you’ll always walk to bed”
    People in wheelchairs: 👁👄👁

    • @soapybagle
      @soapybagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +791

      Astronauts: 👁👄👁

    • @ew8550
      @ew8550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +737

      fishes: 👁️👄👁️

    • @jjokal
      @jjokal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +798

      homeless people: 👁👄👁

    • @chaotickreg7024
      @chaotickreg7024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Maybe it should be "Everyone crawls into bed"

    • @Shiraz2233
      @Shiraz2233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      Maybe just everyone sleeps lol

  • @2fortsmostwanted
    @2fortsmostwanted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    These people say "respect the daily grind" until someone works at McDonalds

  • @yoonisverse
    @yoonisverse ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i love how “the power of yet” went from instagram to elementary school classrooms.

  • @SewerRat01
    @SewerRat01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3499

    The power of *YEET*
    I don’t get this... YEET
    I can’t do this... YEET
    This bish empty... *YEET*

    • @annapoulsen
      @annapoulsen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Bluberripai! ! I can’t do this... *throws laptop into the sun* YEET!

    • @unnoticed9988
      @unnoticed9988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Oh, so no head?..... *YEET*

    • @jimblejambles7103
      @jimblejambles7103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That makes more sense than the actual post. Like, if it doesn't work well then throw it away - *YEET*

    • @romaromasalad112
      @romaromasalad112 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is so 2019 😭

    • @SewerRat01
      @SewerRat01 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@romaromasalad112 fr

  • @koiuses
    @koiuses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6870

    i’m not ugly i’m pre-pretty
    HAH it looks like i stuttered

    • @bojo0710
      @bojo0710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Don't know why but your comment is the first TH-cam comment to actually make me lol xD

    • @mondayisdead
      @mondayisdead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      cries in having a stutter

    • @phoebelee8561
      @phoebelee8561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ra wr dang you really like Wyatt olef

    • @mondayisdead
      @mondayisdead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@phoebelee8561 yes i do what about it

    • @phoebelee8561
      @phoebelee8561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ra wr nothing, it’s great!

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Me, a teacher, constantly hearing people who don’t understand everything I do demean and insult my profession: :( :( :(
    Kurtis: “Teachers, the most admirable job you can have-“
    Me: :) :) :)

  • @lorelei4481
    @lorelei4481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My school system is really into the whole "Power of Yet/Growth Mindset" thing, and from 3rd grade to 6th grade we had an entire class dedicated to it

  • @relevves
    @relevves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1332

    changed my twitter bio to "Im not short, Im pre-tall"

    • @artsopod
      @artsopod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg I just saw this right after I put the exact same thing on my messenger my story XDD

    • @ayeirin
      @ayeirin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i need to do this lol

    • @aizsniperi
      @aizsniperi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i follow you what is it lol

  • @peytongomer2305
    @peytongomer2305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7082

    I’ve reached a point where I don’t even read the title on Kurtis’ videos but I just click and trust it will be content

    • @ChristiKu3
      @ChristiKu3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Same.

    • @AD-cy4vj
      @AD-cy4vj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Well a video is content

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This is a content

    • @asapemily1627
      @asapemily1627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Curtis is the youtube account version of chikfila

    • @bejjj
      @bejjj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you know what content means?

  • @KeaveMind
    @KeaveMind ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I can confirm that idolizing is absolutely unhealthy. As a dumb teenager I mostly idolized family members and got really depressed cause I could never be what they are

    • @IdislikeTechnology
      @IdislikeTechnology 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We need to teach kids how everyone is literally on a different life trajectory, with different battles and challanges 🤷‍♀️

  • @stacey101
    @stacey101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:15 the four horsemen of the apocalypse

  • @Kolle4732
    @Kolle4732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7210

    I'm not gay I'm just post-straight.

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +599

      I'm not cis I'm just pre-trans

    • @rat9999
      @rat9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +555

      I'm not in the closet. I'm just pre-out

    • @r.7530
      @r.7530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      I'm not straight I'm just pre-gay

    • @aliteralegg7901
      @aliteralegg7901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      Im not agender, Im just post-gender

    • @Juno-bug
      @Juno-bug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Isn’t post like,now?

  • @andreaartunian8551
    @andreaartunian8551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7561

    imagine not getting an extra greeting

    • @pamelastacey5047
      @pamelastacey5047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Can't relate

    • @kokoalana
      @kokoalana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Im feeling fucking blue rn, why did you do that

    • @Heythere8008
      @Heythere8008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      why would u make me imagine that :~(

    • @DeviousNut14
      @DeviousNut14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@pamelastacey5047 ..Yet

    • @guidingstar6718
      @guidingstar6718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      One of his videos didn't have one as everyone got mad

  • @Keeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    @Keeeeeeeeeeeeeee ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “If you wanna be in the 1%, you gotta give 100%.”
    Okay but like that line wasn’t even bad-

  • @LizBizBean
    @LizBizBean ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That first one with "Yet" brings back so many awful memories of teachers telling me I need to have a growth mindset when I was literally a third grader that was sad I didn't understand a math problem

    • @phantomboba
      @phantomboba 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ikr like
      “You just need to think more POSITIVELY and have a GROWTH MINDSET!!!”
      “…bitch I literally have dyscalculia”

  • @brookebrannan5713
    @brookebrannan5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3170

    21 minutes of kurtis getting heated over toyota’s

    • @toxixbob8375
      @toxixbob8375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was too

    • @erin-eh2sl
      @erin-eh2sl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Toyota’s what?

    • @christinabrenae442
      @christinabrenae442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Erin Heywood 💀😭😂

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm so glad he commented on the shittiness of throwing shade at Toyota

    • @yaphace
      @yaphace 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Kurtis getting heated”

  • @alsowishimura6824
    @alsowishimura6824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5902

    can you please make your own “it’s a kurtis thing” shirt and make it stupidly specific? like have your address and credit card number on the front and your social security and the three numbers on the back of your credit card on the back of the shirt thanks!

    • @Greg69Heffley
      @Greg69Heffley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +891

      Willa Lizzu c’mon man, it can get more specific! We need the expiration date on that card

    • @emmabug9953
      @emmabug9953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      It can get more specific!! What about where his entire family lives

    • @eastisup5474
      @eastisup5474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      we also need the time, weight, and height at which he was born! OH, and when his first pube came in!

    • @josiestewart
      @josiestewart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      C’mon you guys, don’t forget about the name of his second grade teacher’s husband

    • @CanzaMucha
      @CanzaMucha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      wow that's very niche

  • @alina-sp2kf
    @alina-sp2kf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    my dad sends these pictures to me and my brother all the time🧍🏽‍♀️

  • @babupelomundo
    @babupelomundo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Why go for the therapy when I just could say to myself “no more sad shit, boss up”? This saves lives 💪

  • @paisley4197
    @paisley4197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1997

    "i don't get it."
    "i can't do this."
    "this doesn't work."
    take a deep breath. go for a short ride on your horse, make a tiktok for your country fans, maybe pop open a cold one with the boys. then add a "yee yee" to the end of your sentence:
    as in:
    "i don't get it... yee yee."
    "i can't do this... yee yee."
    "this doesn't work.. yee yee."
    it may not be easy, but it doesn't mean you're never going to meet the challenge.

    • @tatapulido4609
      @tatapulido4609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This made me laugh too hard omg

    • @ChristiKu3
      @ChristiKu3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love this.

    • @dreidsbf
      @dreidsbf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ugh your mind

    • @valeriab2199
      @valeriab2199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Now I’m highly motivated thanks king

    • @charrojerez
      @charrojerez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *i aM m0tiVated!¡1 :D*

  • @staceex0
    @staceex0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    “I don’t get it... yeet.”
    “I can’t do this... yeet.”
    “This doesn’t work... yeet.”
    The power of yeet

    • @dieforyou8857
      @dieforyou8857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated

    • @nootboot9324
      @nootboot9324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Just yeet the closest object to you. Then you’ll discover true power

    • @NeciaNavine
      @NeciaNavine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm laughing too much about this

    • @marandaward1663
      @marandaward1663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “This bitch is empty...yeet.”

  • @starshiiinebby
    @starshiiinebby ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kurtis Conner is my comfort channel. Nothing better than getting off my WFH job and putting on a few videos while I have dinner and medicate. My goal is to see you live one day. 💖

  • @briannaramirez271
    @briannaramirez271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Glad to see that two years later, Kurtis is finally driving a Rolls Royce (definitely not a Toyota)

  • @BenBluee
    @BenBluee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Change ‘yet’ to ‘yeet’ anyway.
    “I don’t have it.... yeet”
    “I can’t do it..... yeet”

    • @camila1695
      @camila1695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeet.

    • @BenBluee
      @BenBluee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Camila Santos BIG yeet

    • @Y21lizz
      @Y21lizz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just as i was reading this comment the video is in 3:17 🤯

    • @idiotmartsu1182
      @idiotmartsu1182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now change that into yee yee

    • @leahtaleah
      @leahtaleah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The power of yeet

  • @_armoricat_
    @_armoricat_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3472

    "A baby shark is still a shark"
    Mmh yes the floor is made of floor

    • @moonchild3370
      @moonchild3370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      mmh yes,
      f l o o r

    • @chicagoakland
      @chicagoakland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      STILL. A. SHARK, DO DO DOO DO DOO DO

    • @stefania5882
      @stefania5882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This comment made me laugh SO hard in my office at work 😬

    • @zoematthews9848
      @zoematthews9848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

    • @totalweirdo8538
      @totalweirdo8538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sharks are made of shark

  • @dahilessard8517
    @dahilessard8517 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    im actually working working full time at mcdonalds to save up to open my beauty salon in a few years

    • @Sara_Caterine
      @Sara_Caterine 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's awsome miga! Hope you're doing great 😊

  • @rachelr2792
    @rachelr2792 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Growing up learning about “The power of yet” has concluded in me saying “I’m not dead yet.” Randomly

  • @JasminMiettunen
    @JasminMiettunen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    “Hang in there!” - _a kitten, hanging on a tree branch for some reason_

    • @moviemoth4192
      @moviemoth4192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jasmin Miettunen the one i remember was on a clothing line and that always really disturbed me as a kid like a tree is atleast thick the kitty could climb but a strong?! So messed up either way

    • @nootboot9324
      @nootboot9324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It makes even less sense since cats can fall from super high up and retain no injuries because they have a ton of cartilage in their legs. It would be better if the cat just let go.

    • @PeterGriffin11
      @PeterGriffin11 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nootboot9324 what a stupid Cat!

    • @homestuck_official
      @homestuck_official 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That picture dates to the 70s...that cat's probably dead

  • @jesssod
    @jesssod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2199

    "I never see you at parties, I never see you at bank" sounds like Drake lyrics

    • @diamondwhite8938
      @diamondwhite8938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      'I never see you at the parties"
      I never see you at the bank
      Naw while I'm making stacks
      All you do here is drank, ya

    • @blkiechan
      @blkiechan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That quote is a whole ass jay Versace vine-

    • @blkiechan
      @blkiechan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @murphy2225
    @murphy2225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "not matter how rich you are and how many cars you have, you will always walk to bed"
    People in wheelchairs: 👁️👄👁️

  • @taepop3800
    @taepop3800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    im gonna ramble about this for a second
    some people who work white collar jobs think they can look down on people living in poverty because of how easy they have it. they think “oh it wasn’t that hard to get where i am so people who have a worse jobs that me must be lazy” but the reality of it is that they’re just privileged. people who are getting payed thousands of dollars less than them might even be working harder than them.

  • @gabrielleaowen
    @gabrielleaowen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    get on your scuba gear boys we’re diving deep today.

  • @nataliajimenez3057
    @nataliajimenez3057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16996

    i can’t tell if i have a bad sense of humor, or if kurtis is literally the funniest person alive

    • @virekin0t719
      @virekin0t719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +767

      That’s a big mood

    • @r0tt3n_ang3l
      @r0tt3n_ang3l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      why is that the truth though

    • @JanieBee
      @JanieBee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Oh he is

    • @bitabeheshti1115
      @bitabeheshti1115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      nope. According to ur profile picture, you just have great taste.

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      It's because he doesn't yell and you're socially conditioned to think yelling is funny

  • @SlapadelicMusic
    @SlapadelicMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ive always felt the exact same way about motivational pictures and memes since I was a kid lol
    but I never saw the frog choking the bird one lmao

  • @elizabethbeattie7054
    @elizabethbeattie7054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    you’ll probably never see this but i was watching your video to cheer me up because I’m living in my car right now and 6:42 really got me, thank you for the laughs curt :)

  • @lizzmelvin2215
    @lizzmelvin2215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    No no Kurtis, I think you were right the first time. I thinks they wanted to say:
    "I don't get it...YEET"
    "I can't do this... YEET"
    "This doesn't work... YEET"

  • @TheKing-ve7lz
    @TheKing-ve7lz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3675

    Can people try to be motivational without being classist

    • @AyyooEsther
      @AyyooEsther 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Bruh I've been staring at this trying to get at least one thought... But I can't...i was in poverty growing up and I can't think of one.... WOW

    • @tristinnewkirk699
      @tristinnewkirk699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@AyyooEsther bruh that name is gold!

    • @456puff
      @456puff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh my gosh, King Harkinian! I'm like, your biggest fan!

    • @riverscuomo7140
      @riverscuomo7140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Wow, when a king is the person who's saying this, now THAT'S a sign that these people flooped it up big time.

    • @xenoncantread
      @xenoncantread 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @person person yeah but it's not motivational

  • @MandVersusNature
    @MandVersusNature 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I actually do like the use of “yet” to remember that I’m on my way to learning something new, for instance, since I get so much anxiety about that. I think it’s a good way to reframe a lot of things.

  • @garthvader9916
    @garthvader9916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Power Of Yeet:
    "This doesn't work... *YEET!* "
    Steve Jobs on throwing the prototype Mackintosh computer off a bridge into the windshield of a Pontiac, 1981

  • @og3126
    @og3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4875

    Kurtis being respectful to McDonald's workers and teachers is a king move

    • @yeshalloween
      @yeshalloween 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      McDonalds workers don’t have my respect just for working at McDonald’s. Who cares

    • @og3126
      @og3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      @@yeshalloween did you even read my comment correctly before replying

    • @Artemis-to8fk
      @Artemis-to8fk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@yeshalloween yet you commented, “there’s nothing wrong with being an average person”.

    • @Artemis-to8fk
      @Artemis-to8fk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@yeshalloween average people work at fast food joints, and as waiters and waitresses. they’re all the same, money-wise. just because they work at a fast food place doesn’t mean they aren’t deserving of human rights.

    • @youwantmyname9208
      @youwantmyname9208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@yeshalloween shut the füçk up

  • @Gabriel-rl2ro
    @Gabriel-rl2ro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    My dad drove the same Toyota since 2003 and now it's my car and it's still driving just fine. My Toyota works fucking harder than any entrepreneur.

    • @ruffcole1183
      @ruffcole1183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My Toyota is from 1994 so it works fucking harder than your Toyota. Bust up thotiana!

    • @moth9181
      @moth9181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gabe Chandler those Japanese cars refuse to quit that’s why.

    • @X1XBlackbirdX1X
      @X1XBlackbirdX1X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My Toyota is 31 years old and makes more power than both of your Toyota’s combined 😎

    • @kfcoyote
      @kfcoyote ปีที่แล้ว

      I absolutely love toyotas

  • @stilltrash
    @stilltrash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm not depressed, I'm just pre-happy

  • @Lee-pf9fl
    @Lee-pf9fl ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “If you wanna be in the one percent...” is a classic😂😂😂

  • @cheyanne510
    @cheyanne510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1556

    Ironically I got a “become a CEO in 5 easy steps” ad before this video

    • @hiclain7340
      @hiclain7340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same :(

    • @roscspctals
      @roscspctals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I got a “how to become a lawyer” ad

    • @toomuch_thyme
      @toomuch_thyme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yea I got an add for like side hustling

    • @Mr_Dani3
      @Mr_Dani3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got fucking Tai Lopez

    • @thomasdatoneboi405
      @thomasdatoneboi405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What were the steps?

  • @jaymegreen5647
    @jaymegreen5647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3068

    Inspirational quote: Redbull gives you wings

  • @kristinheath9723
    @kristinheath9723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always say ( in my head) I may work at McDonalds, but you eat here...and then I silently laugh my ass off

  • @rachelmcdonough1506
    @rachelmcdonough1506 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ngl I'm chronically ill and when I have to drag myself to work during a flare up I actually do tell myself "no more sad shit, boss up" and it does make me feel better. Not even joking- it weirdly helps.

  • @probably4943
    @probably4943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1825

    I don't know if this is normal... but the extra greeting actually makes me feel better

  • @cheesygrilkaboomyawoman
    @cheesygrilkaboomyawoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    Straight up if I looked in the mirror every morning and questioned my purpose then I would have mental breakdowns waaaaaaaay more often.

    • @amberb.6395
      @amberb.6395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Was thinking the exact same thing

    • @soapybagle
      @soapybagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They’re already a tad too frequent

    • @alecosaurusrex1266
      @alecosaurusrex1266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So that’s why...

    • @mooncrumble9036
      @mooncrumble9036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fun fact: Back when I used to have major trouble sleeping, I would intentionally try to give myself a existential crisis because it would be so tiring that I would be asleep by 1a.m.

    • @simplycharming123
      @simplycharming123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mooncrumble9036 not really fun but okay...

  • @exotic_rei
    @exotic_rei ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gotta love those extra greetings

  • @ItsYaGirlAvacado
    @ItsYaGirlAvacado ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have seen this video so much that it’s gotten to the point where whenever I’m crying or having a nervous breakdown I outwardly exclaim “No more sad shit, boss up.” 😔😔✋

  • @beemce1757
    @beemce1757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    if you can't grow your own balls, store bought is fine

    • @opelaurora3276
      @opelaurora3276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I find they have a very distinct smell

    • @fun4513
      @fun4513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Batteries not included

    • @FunkVT
      @FunkVT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My heart

    • @stardeki
      @stardeki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      trans guy mood

    • @Scopop08
      @Scopop08 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trans ftm solidarity

  • @jack-wulf
    @jack-wulf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    I too wake up every morning at six and question my purpose.
    I think that’s what they call ”depression”

    • @Insomniay0
      @Insomniay0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      No more sad shit. Boss up. 😂👌🔥🔥💯💯

    • @fugitive_
      @fugitive_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah this is exactly what I was thinking

    • @kaiglidden4432
      @kaiglidden4432 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marco believes in you.

    • @camerondurham5799
      @camerondurham5799 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You ever just look in the mirror and say fuck you to yourself

    • @99banshees
      @99banshees 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what I call highschool

  • @Arrow-dn5ei
    @Arrow-dn5ei หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The first time I watched this I laughed with my sister about the “my parents aren’t divorced… yet” now my parents are divorced. The Power of Yet

  • @kittencorp.3295
    @kittencorp.3295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:40 this is the best proof of the quote “socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires”

  • @lilyritchie-cruickshank4969
    @lilyritchie-cruickshank4969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    The Power Of "Yeet":
    --> I can't do it... YEET
    --> I don't understand... YEET
    --> It isn't working... YEET

    • @opticalyoutube5597
      @opticalyoutube5597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      --> This bitch empty... YEET

    • @luis-rv6de
      @luis-rv6de 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I haven't shat my pants today...YEET

    • @coairsubs2716
      @coairsubs2716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YEET HOMEWORK

    • @glitchgwen470
      @glitchgwen470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it isn’t working...BYE IDIOT

    • @thegoods7011
      @thegoods7011 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      669 likes.. YEET

  • @casey7045
    @casey7045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    *me laying in the hospital after a sugery*
    doctor: " well good news youre not dead.....yet"

    • @mysteryname6792
      @mysteryname6792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Well... That goes along with the three words of inspiration: "You're gonna die."

    • @s0phism
      @s0phism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      _chainsaw intensifies_

    • @j-slr42
      @j-slr42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @wethandlebar
      @wethandlebar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You're pre dead

    • @lemonstarofficial
      @lemonstarofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok

  • @Nightswarmer
    @Nightswarmer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My mom's a boss and she says it's really stressful and lonely, cuz she can't really discuss shit with other people, like the rest of us and that she sometimes goes to bed so stressed, she struggles to sleep.. But yes.. Bossing up is probably very healthy and good for you.. (Like Kurtis, I also have a Toyota Corolla and I love that car.. My first car was a Toyota Yaris and I loved it even more, but this still..)

  • @inesleal685
    @inesleal685 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You gotta make another one of these videos Kurtis! This one is too funny

  • @grandmabertha6329
    @grandmabertha6329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1398

    ma'am, im sorry to inform you that your wife has been pronounced post-alive

    • @newta5208
      @newta5208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm starting to think you're only my friend for the chocolate 😪

    • @angycat4262
      @angycat4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Grandma nooo

    • @deathvideogame
      @deathvideogame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Our child is pre-living!

    • @anonymousgreen407
      @anonymousgreen407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so they're lesbian

    • @grandmabertha6329
      @grandmabertha6329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anonymousgreen407 idk it was an accident but sure, they can be

  • @rardrw
    @rardrw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3501

    I just noticed and I really love your hexagon door knobs.

  • @emmadilemma5274
    @emmadilemma5274 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Kurtis is right. My mom got a new tacoma in 2003 and that mofo is still driving great. Its got over 250k miles on it, and she drove it doing a rural newspaper route for like 5 years and hauled bulk recycling at the county recycling center for years after that. No major problems with the truck ever. That's the end of my Toyota rant lol

  • @zpd7106
    @zpd7106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay I'm gonna be honest, I've been watching Kurtis' videos for years but just now... that extra greeting hit me. Thanks Kurtis.

  • @erebuspennell2379
    @erebuspennell2379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4677

    I'm not a minor, I'm a pre-adult. 😳🤚

    • @mysteryname6792
      @mysteryname6792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      You should try that at a bar or a club

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@mysteryname6792 bat?

    • @mysteryname6792
      @mysteryname6792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@zetjet9901 lmao sorry I corrected it

    • @cleanclean4031
      @cleanclean4031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Having stockholm syndrome in court

    • @gasp4984
      @gasp4984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      HAHAHHAhah

  • @ashleylytle5556
    @ashleylytle5556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1479

    I'm not depressed. I pre-happy.

    • @flabbergasted1
      @flabbergasted1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      depression is an illness not an emotion

    • @Strdyaftrnoon
      @Strdyaftrnoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      More like post- happy amirite fellow depression gang😭😭

    • @socialnorm3295
      @socialnorm3295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’m not cringing at this, I’m pre-praising this

    • @rexisnox577
      @rexisnox577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@flabbergasted1 Thats the point.

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@flabbergasted1 it's both lol

  • @gawlaxsy4743
    @gawlaxsy4743 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    that frog pelican picture reminded me of how we used to have an artist come to my old elementary school every year for the younger kids. They would pack like 4 classes in the library and we would watch him make airbrush paintings for about an hour. Sometimes he would make a story to go with it or ask us what he should make but it was usually us watching him paint while he tried his hardest to say something interesting. One time it was an oversized bird eating a pizza and another time it was a human-bug hybrid thing. I vividly remember it because his style was so disturbing but I remember loving it when I was younger-