#100,000,000,000: Proxima Centauri. It’s such a disappointing star, we hoped that it would have life around it but alas, no. It’s also a red dwarf and red dwarfs are stupid. At least it’s in a Trinity system, but a lot of stars are so gives a crap. #99,999,999,999: Kepler 1392. Seriously, you have one super earth exoplanet and it’s not even in the habitable zone, what is wrong with you?! #99,999,999,998: UY Scuti. Such a disappointing star. We though he was chonker but a star named Stephenson is more likely bigger. #99,999,999,997: Betelgeuse. Are you even still a star? Should we even rank you? You’re probably a supernova and/or black hole/neutron star now! Just tell us if you’re dead or not! #99,999,999,996: Pistol Star. You may be one of the brightest stars in the Milky Way, but I doubt your Neutral Special involves a gun. “And so on and so forth.”
… #1: Sol. I might be HELIOcentric but yeah, the sun’s a chad. Its got an actually habitable planet, while the other #99,999,999,999 either have likely or unlikely. If aliens do exist, they won’t visit us because we’re too advanced for them. The sun also had multiple pretty planets and dwarf planets and… a lot of rocks. What does stars like #718,341,902 and #14,000,605 have? Only dust and maybe a few nice looking planets but other than that only dust! Also Mars gave Jupiter acne and normally that would knock the star down a peg or two but the dwarf planet Haumea and the planet Saturn really bump it up. In the objects larger than a smote of dust in the solar system ranking video, we’ll discuss Jupiter and Mars. Thank you all for watching and sorry for taking 113 years to finish. Goodnight Tri-State Area!
I'd argue the "tech demo" levels are needed from a game design perspective to get the player used to the mechanics for when they show up later in the game.
i agree but i also think maybe they could have stuck them somewhere in the other early levels with a launch star to the next part of the level being the prize instead of a power star
it probably is the best purple coins mission if we are talking about originality and smart design. one of the few that isn't on the original mission and is smartly designed to have more than 100 purple coins anyways. I really enjoyed the challenge, so for me its also one of my favorite stars in the game.
My favorite tiny detail about Lava Spire Daredevil Run is that, because enemies don't give any coins, when you beat the Li'l Cinders, they just shatter. Usually, the coin-appearing sound effect is rather uplifting, but when it's inexplicably absent and you just hear a cold, hard, shattering sound, it really drives the sense of dread that the entire level gives off.
@@drluigi8563 Yes, I 100%ed the game when it first came out. I know that coins don't appear in any Daredevil Comet, but it's most noticeable in Lava Spire since you're not actively fighting a boss with loud, bombastic music.
I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on TH-cam, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear na
25:31 Almost everyone I know picks the Boo Mushroom, so it was a bit of a surprise when someone reminded me you could skip the entire Rainbow Star run if you picked the Bee. Delightfully devilish of the game designers, as if they knew exactly which one would be more popular.
I thought you'd forgotten about Luigi's Purple Coins, because you said that comet challenges would be lower and the lowest on your list was another purple coin challenge, but when you said fate of the universe was #2, I knew what was coming next :) Also my entire childhood has been ruined since I didn't even know about the coin spots on the ground in the bomb challenges, so I think I'll probably try that out. This video is a truly masterful and loving tribute to one of my favorite games of all time as a kid. Thanks Shaf.
I'm not trying to sound condescending when I say this, but was I the only person who really didn't struggle with Luigi's Purple Coins? I always found Dreadnought's purple comet mission harder.
Kinda neat that both the worst and best ranked stars are purple coin stars. Really shows how they can both greatly increase and decrease a levels overall quality depending on how well the mechanic is used with the layout of the level.
The first one in City of Tears with Quirrel. Rain hitting the windows. Chilling out with best boy. Nice moment of piece before really diving into this built-up center of the kingdom. Can't be topped.
If I had a nickel for every time doofenshmirtz was mentioned in this comment section I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?
I always found Purple Coins in the Sea Slide to be a pretty cool mission. It’s really cool how everyone in the Sea Slide chips in to help find all the purple coins, pretty wholesome
the only issue is that they already did it once with the silver stars mission that one executed the concept far better the main issue with the purple coin mission is how long it takes, and how hard it is to get back into some positions if you miss just one. also the star spawn is cruel
The underwater bit, I'm sorry, but guiding a torpedo ted with awful underwater physics, no, but thankfully that doesn't last so long, and you get a galaxy that mainly tests your vertical platforming ability in a spectacular way, oh and there's a green star, so this galaxy is important if you want to play the trail galaxies.
You know. Sometimes, something as simple as going on to TH-cam, and watching this guy gush about what ever thing he is passionate about this time, really makes my day.
24:19 That's what I assumed too, when I first played this star a few days ago, and when I saw the comet was a rehash of the Lava Spire, I thought "This'll be EASY!". I was wrong, but at least I got a bunch of star bits out of it.
I mean, I don't think I've came across someone that actually likes this star. That said, god does this star drag. It's definitely one of the worst stars in the entire game, it is a slog. Though I think Snow Cap Galaxy's star is the worst star in the game for sure, GOD I HATE BUNNIES, I HATE THAT SONG, AND I HAVE TO CATCH ALL THREE OF THESE LITTLE S##TS WITH A 30 SECOND TIMER AND SNOW TO SLOW ME DOWN, SCREW THAT STAR!
I LIKE THAT STAR! It’s got a really chill vibe to it! I also like how all the npcs help you out with collecting the coins! The slow pace feels kinda relaxing.
2:36-if I had a nickel for every time I had to lead a bullet Bill to a glass dome to get a green star I would have two nickels I know that’s not a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.
Ok, Thank you SO MUCH for finally giving Grand Finale Galaxy the respect it deserves. For being at the end, I’m ok that they didn’t make it hard. But the music and the atmosphere really make it one of my favorite stars.
Odyssey could've _easily_ been the best Mario game to date if they limited the Moons to 300 and if they didn't rely on captures nearly as much. I like the captures, but it's _really_ annoying just how often the game forces them down your throat.
@@traviscunningham7062 Sure, but Odyssey forces you to use captures so much more often than Galaxy forces you to use power-ups. I think you can technically beat Galaxy without having to use them, whereas you have to actually break Odyssey to avoid most, if not all, captures.
Funny enough Luigi's purple coins was the one star I could never beat as a child. I went back three years after playing the game and finally passed it. As a result it is both my favorite and most hated level of all time.
I dislike it because the camera isn’t set and you have to wait for the camera to center when hitting the button, so you can lose because of the camera in this mission.
This morning I got in the backseat and prepared for an 8-hour drive to another state. I’m halfway through and I’m at my wit’s end when I see THIS IN MY RECOMMENDED THANK YOU SCHAFRILLAS VERY COOL
Don’t know how many others feel this way, but Super Mario Galaxy is my most nostalgic game, played it when I was 5-6 years old...kinda crazy looking back on that now that I’m 18, this game is 14 years old! What an amazing game that has given me so many memories to hang onto as I go into adult life
Drip drop galaxy was more about atmosphere than actual gameplay for me; while I agree that the level’s mechanics are pretty bad, I just really love the quiet melancholy of that little planet. I think that that fly-over at the start really adds to the sense of loneliness and almost despair - here is a planet infested with predators, whose only inhabitants shiver in fear on their tiny spots of safety above the sea. I never once enjoyed the gameplay on that level, but I always played through it at least once just to save those penguins, and to hear that one penguin quietly say, “Grandpa’s getting old.”
As a kid, Mario Galaxy was actually my least favorite 3D Mario, having grown up with 64 and Sunshine. It wasn't until I revisited it as an adult that I really appreciated it.
Super Mario Galaxy is the best Mario game in my opinion because it just provides an epic and somewhat melancholy feeling that none of the other games bring to the table. It really feels like you're just playing a single part in a much larger story. Rosalina's backstory is a big reason why I feel this way.
@@philly_sports1558 For me its Mario Odyssey. It pushes Mario in a new direction that can compete with modern gaming while still paying tribute the 2D and 3D legacy of the series.
@@philly_sports1558 i don’t see how it makes you feel like you’re part of a larger story, since the story book feels very isolated from the rest of the game. It would’ve been cooler if the main plot kinda tied in to the storybook in some way, but it doesn’t unfortunately.
They were. Enough stuff is in the files to suggest this, and the Buoy Base was part of it, too. It also seems like the Ghostly Galaxy and Deep Dark Galaxy were the same place at one point.
Dear Schaff, after watching this video, you’ve reignited my passion for this game that laid dormant for almost a decade, and made me turn on my wii and boot up a new save file of the game. My goal was to get all the glorious 121 stars that you spoke of. I played all the basic levels before, beat the game and all, when I was like 7. I never took the time to fully complete the game, however. So I decided, because done with my first semester of college, to try out completing the game, and making it to the final level, the star festival. I brute forced my way through each location (or whatever the galaxy hubs are called), got all 104 stars before The Fate of the Universe, beat that, and then roughed through the 15 purple coin levels. I beat the last prankster comet in Dreadnought galaxy and was ready to head to the mushroom kingdom to party. I approach Rosalina and she makes me do the last bowser level again; which was weird but I didn’t mind. I finish it with ease, sit through the cutscenes and credits, get the “Luigi is playable now” dialogue and move on with my life. Now I’m confused why I haven’t gone to the star festival yet. I go on IGN and look up how to get this star. They tell me that first I need to complete the 120 stars with Mario, beat The Fate of the Universe for a second time, and then do it ALL over again with Luigi. Schaff, I sat on my bed for an entire fucking week to go to the star festival that you talked of, only to have the Mario Wiki tell me that I have to complete every goddamn level again. Even the agonizing ones that, once competed, I swore to myself I would never play. EVEN THE TOY TIME LUIGI PURPLE COIN RUN, which in my opinion is a very annoying level consider the camera is not your friend when jumping from one platform to the next. I thought I was crazy so I went back to this video, and check your description for the star festival. And you didn’t say a fucking word about having to LITERALLY PLAY THE ENTIRE GAME AGAIN, just for an measly purple coin run. I’d be mad at the game, but you were my inspiration to play this. You lied to me Schaff, and this disheartens me. Shigeru Miyamoto may have decided to seduce his loyal subject to playing this torture chamber of bad camera angles, but that was his mistake! You, however, have crossed a line. I don’t think I can ever treat my viewing experiences of you the same ever again. Great video btw, liked and subscribed.
Bro really wrote an entire story about Schaff not mentioning that you have to play the whole game twice to get the 121st star Jokes aside, underrated comment
As someone who actually loves the spring mushroom, toy time galaxy easily slides into first place for my favorite galaxy, because the spring mushroom just doesn't hold it back for me
Whenever he talked about the galaxies, the music of each one came back to me. I've played this game so much the soundtrack is engrained in my head. I still listen to space junk galaxy whenever I have bad day, its amazing. So thanks for the nostalgia trip, now I want to play the game again.
Wait, there are 150 purple coins in that level?! I would always kill myself if I ever missed a single coin, until I'd run out of lives and just give up.
@@traviscunningham7062 eggs, battle stations, floating and sinking tower, gardens, racing beach, food fantasies, giant fish, moving matter, toys and that's not even including the bowser missions if you don't think that's variety and being unique, you need to check the dictionary
24:18 SAME OMG I have tried so hard to explain to people how much my jaw hit the floor when I saw it was the lava spire instead of the fire dino piranha, but no one gets it. This stage, the Dreadnought purple coins, and the electric maze are my 3 hardest stages.
@Mario With a Gun no you’re not the snowflake, in that situation I could be a snowflake, but I’m not. All I’m saying is when you’re saying something you like/don’t like, don’t say it’s just my opinion. Just say what you’re gonna say and that’s that
Totally wasnt expecting this type of video from this channel. But I'm so happy that schaffrillas, scott the woz, and I have a sharing passion for super mario galaxy. Makes me happy on the inside 😊
I'd love to see one of these for Galaxy 2, I was very partial to the first one as a kid, but over time I've actually come to prefer the second game just because I feel like there's more to do with the green stars (although I know some people despise the green stars) EDIT: Rip WiiU
What if a Minecraft movie ever comes to fruition and Schaffrillas ends up reviewing it, but instead of Square Space, the video is sponsored by Surfshark.
As a guy who played Galaxy 2 first, but never the first until that 3D compilation, I get it. The Galaxy series is based. How do y’all complete it? Complete every Galaxy that you see, or do you collect the extra stars after going straight for Bowser? I find myself trying to complete the whole game as I go, so this reminds me to go back & play more.
i love your channel because all of the stuff you make videos about individually aren't niche but the fact that we both have ALL of the same interests is so crazy to me
How this absolute madlad pulls off these ranking videos is insane. And for my favourite game of all time, this was a joy to watch all the way through to the end. Thank you.
After failing to do Purple Coins by the Seaside by falling off the map while trying to go for the star, I decided to put this in for background noise to fill in time while I do it again. And I hear the first star and I’m just feeling so many emotions rushing through me
![BOWKYLION - วิงวอน (ex-change) [Official MV]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cLdnZWDaO-w/mqdefault.jpg)
Ok now rank every star in the milkyway galaxy
#100,000,000,000: Proxima Centauri.
It’s such a disappointing star, we hoped that it would have life around it but alas, no. It’s also a red dwarf and red dwarfs are stupid. At least it’s in a Trinity system, but a lot of stars are so gives a crap.
#99,999,999,999: Kepler 1392.
Seriously, you have one super earth exoplanet and it’s not even in the habitable zone, what is wrong with you?!
#99,999,999,998: UY Scuti.
Such a disappointing star. We though he was chonker but a star named Stephenson is more likely bigger.
#99,999,999,997: Betelgeuse.
Are you even still a star? Should we even rank you? You’re probably a supernova and/or black hole/neutron star now! Just tell us if you’re dead or not!
#99,999,999,996: Pistol Star.
You may be one of the brightest stars in the Milky Way, but I doubt your Neutral Special involves a gun.
“And so on and so forth.”
@@lyly_lei_lei Wow.
…
#1: Sol.
I might be HELIOcentric but yeah, the sun’s a chad. Its got an actually habitable planet, while the other #99,999,999,999 either have likely or unlikely. If aliens do exist, they won’t visit us because we’re too advanced for them. The sun also had multiple pretty planets and dwarf planets and… a lot of rocks. What does stars like #718,341,902 and #14,000,605 have? Only dust and maybe a few nice looking planets but other than that only dust! Also Mars gave Jupiter acne and normally that would knock the star down a peg or two but the dwarf planet Haumea and the planet Saturn really bump it up. In the objects larger than a smote of dust in the solar system ranking video, we’ll discuss Jupiter and Mars. Thank you all for watching and sorry for taking 113 years to finish. Goodnight Tri-State Area!
@@lyly_lei_lei you really went the extra mile
@@lyly_lei_lei well, now there’s no excuse
“Ranking EVERY star in Mario galaxy”
Me, a intellectual, knowing that there are stars in the background: *i’d like to see you try*
Next Video: Ranking every star in the sky
I assumed this video would be a joke because of those stars when I first read the title.
yes
At #4354, we have black hole #56. It's a bit underwhelming but you got to love black holes anyway.
@It's Ken Number One would be the sun then lol
I'd argue the "tech demo" levels are needed from a game design perspective to get the player used to the mechanics for when they show up later in the game.
i agree but i also think maybe they could have stuck them somewhere in the other early levels with a launch star to the next part of the level being the prize instead of a power star
Nice
No other game does this
A really well designed game could have the tech demo levels feel like normal levels, but Mario galaxy doesn't quite do that I think
i think that tech demos can be integrated as a "normal" level
Ladies and gentlemen, we found him. The one guy who likes Luigi’s Purple Coins.
I love that level
I don't hate it, it's just hard.
it probably is the best purple coins mission if we are talking about originality and smart design. one of the few that isn't on the original mission and is smartly designed to have more than 100 purple coins anyways. I really enjoyed the challenge, so for me its also one of my favorite stars in the game.
i actually liked it for the music, the challenge (it’s just the right difficulty that it’s fun), and it’s just luigi
I LOVE it!
The fact that you rated the bomb throwing level as "decently fun" is a crime 😭😭😭
agreed, I HATE that one 😂😭
Unforgivable, last time I’m taking the opinion of a crab boi
I liked it, it wasn’t that hard for me
@@handsomewaluigi8620 now it’s not terrible, but it sent 10-year-old me into a rage 😂
It was the last star I needed on my first playhrough before I unlocked Luigi
I never really liked killing the Dino piranha. I mean, he was just born.
I always really liked killing the Dino piranha. I mean, he was just born
@@undergalaxy775 the duality of man
@@undergalaxy775 ow the edge
@@chuckleberry2142 bruh
Killing the just born is fun
My favorite tiny detail about Lava Spire Daredevil Run is that, because enemies don't give any coins, when you beat the Li'l Cinders, they just shatter. Usually, the coin-appearing sound effect is rather uplifting, but when it's inexplicably absent and you just hear a cold, hard, shattering sound, it really drives the sense of dread that the entire level gives off.
happens in every daredevil too... have you every played the perfect run in smg2?
@@drluigi8563 Yes, I 100%ed the game when it first came out. I know that coins don't appear in any Daredevil Comet, but it's most noticeable in Lava Spire since you're not actively fighting a boss with loud, bombastic music.
That level is the fucking bane of my existence... but in a good way
1:14 "But they wanted to pad out the game and make it longer"
"THAT WAS THEIR MISTAKE!"
I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on TH-cam, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear na
@@AxxLAfriku what?
@@averagepotatoenjoyer9719 they're either a bot or a troll
@@AxxLAfriku You have 30K subscribers, shut up
@@AxxLAfriku Bro you have 34k subs, why are you begging! I don’t even have 20 subs and you don’t see me begging.
isnt it funny how purple coin missions are either the most relaxing or most stressful missions?
Yeah, whether or not there is a timer makes so much of a difference
also the worst and best missions
Hey a nerd
Now I kinda wanna replay Mario Galaxy, it's been years
Why years? Get it on the Nintendo switch with super Mario 3D all stars
You can still find physical copies in Walmart and Target.
@@kildaver or Gamemania or GameStop
Hey I know you, I'm subbed to you
You can play it on Switch :)
Schaff talking about beach bowl galaxy: "Embarrassingly easy..."
Me, who spent over three hours trying to beat it as a kid: :/
Schaff: shut 🆙
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It took me days to complete it, and I had to bring in both my brothers to help.
Him: talking bout the surfing being easy
Me: **rage quit 5 times and lost 20 lives (not joking) and still havent came back to it or finished it**
"Good job, Mario. You ruined the education system."
Schaffrillas out of context is hilarious.
Shaffrillas with context is still hillarious
@@glendarjj3991 But he’s funnier out of context imo
@@IcyDiamond There's a literal out of context vid of him out there.
Where'd he say that?
@@RohanJoshi910 in the video
“ I won’t be doing galaxy 2 because I need to dig my Wii u out of the dumpster”
**Cries Galaxy 2 not being in 3D all stars**
I would emulate it but my mouse works weird as a Wii remote
@@anueutsuho7425 You can use actual Wii remotes with Dolphin.
Isn’t galaxy 2 on the Wii and not the Wii U?
@@jacksonjones399 backwards compatibility
@@anueutsuho7425 I know that but like u don’t need a Wii u to play galaxy 2, it can still be played on the wii
"Sorry if I hate on your favorite star"
You did that mere seconds after the countdown started, and I ended up enjoying the video even more.
Imagine liking Sea slide's purple coins 🤦♂️
@@tibby4503 IMO it's not that terrible
@@elmasterdezoologia6641 tedious, boring, painful, backtracky.
@@tibby4503I find it relaxing, but that’s just me
@@elmasterdezoologia6641agreed
25:31 Almost everyone I know picks the Boo Mushroom, so it was a bit of a surprise when someone reminded me you could skip the entire Rainbow Star run if you picked the Bee. Delightfully devilish of the game designers, as if they knew exactly which one would be more popular.
You can skip pretty much the whole thing with a long jump, too. No bee required.
next: ranking every word spoken by doofenshmirtz
I is the best word he said imo
Society
"Aglet".
Every word spoken by Doofenshmirtz is the best word.
Worst word - N-word while being in form of Platypus
This and Odyssey are the only Mario games I’ve 100% completed.
Freal tho
Good for you. I’ve 100% odyssey four times.
I completed Super mario world, Galaxy 2 and I'm still enjoying my time with odyssey since i barely got it.
The only Mario game I 100% was Super Mario Galaxy.....2
How does this comment say 1 day ago?
I thought you'd forgotten about Luigi's Purple Coins, because you said that comet challenges would be lower and the lowest on your list was another purple coin challenge, but when you said fate of the universe was #2, I knew what was coming next :) Also my entire childhood has been ruined since I didn't even know about the coin spots on the ground in the bomb challenges, so I think I'll probably try that out. This video is a truly masterful and loving tribute to one of my favorite games of all time as a kid. Thanks Shaf.
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Dedede man
I'm not trying to sound condescending when I say this, but was I the only person who really didn't struggle with Luigi's Purple Coins? I always found Dreadnought's purple comet mission harder.
@@baritonamekian3639 dreadnoughts purple coin was way harder than luigis
Kinda neat that both the worst and best ranked stars are purple coin stars. Really shows how they can both greatly increase and decrease a levels overall quality depending on how well the mechanic is used with the layout of the level.
ngl "the fate of the universe" should probably be #1
@@Albert_Pecanio yea I think just because it was Luigi it won. Personally Luigi on the roof is the best.
@@nolan4826 yeah that one's one of my favorites too, the philosophy behind it, the extremely challenging triple jump and luigi all in one
5:45 I love how he calls it "embarrassingly easy" right as Mario almost falls off.
Ngl, this kind of overly specific video game ranking has inspired me to finally complete my ranking ov every (unique) bench in hollow knight
I'd watch that.
I need to watch that
Im here for this
Gurl we encourage you
The first one in City of Tears with Quirrel. Rain hitting the windows. Chilling out with best boy. Nice moment of piece before really diving into this built-up center of the kingdom. Can't be topped.
Schaff, quit stalling. You know Shrek the Musical review is waiting and we're waiting, too.
You mean an video essay right, because his shrek essays are video essays
The video called
'How I tricked you into thinking I hated shrek the musical when it's actually an underrated gem'
Next video: Ranking Every Inator Made by Doofenshmirtz
That's. Actually not bad, hang on
Verminator?
If I had a nickel for every time doofenshmirtz was mentioned in this comment section I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?
The worst one is the Magnetism Magnifier for not even being an inator
I always found Purple Coins in the Sea Slide to be a pretty cool mission. It’s really cool how everyone in the Sea Slide chips in to help find all the purple coins, pretty wholesome
the only issue is that they already did it once with the silver stars mission
that one executed the concept far better
the main issue with the purple coin mission is how long it takes, and how hard it is to get back into some positions if you miss just one. also the star spawn is cruel
I agree! It’s got a chill vibe to it!
take a shot everytime he says the following words
Titular
Grueling
Mechanic
Galaxy and Galaxys
Good luck warriors
Imagine if Schaff made a video in which he ranked every moon in Mario Odyssey, and it was longer than his Ratatouille video.
Still would be shorter than the tomatoa video
@@hamclamcamp If he were to to a Cars 2 review, I hope it's an hour long or at least longer than the Shrek Forever After review.
Odyssey Central:
@@Springdude11Also Fir:
Buoy Base may be one of the greatest one-note levels in Mario history.
Probably why they added one of only three green stars to it
Can't beleive it was done so dirty in this list. Honestly one of my favourite galaxies for the music alone. And who doesn't love funny robots?
The underwater bit, I'm sorry, but guiding a torpedo ted with awful underwater physics, no, but thankfully that doesn't last so long, and you get a galaxy that mainly tests your vertical platforming ability in a spectacular way, oh and there's a green star, so this galaxy is important if you want to play the trail galaxies.
@@charliep7112 the underwater bit sucked but that soundtrack made up for it 100% 😩 ❤️
Fr my man did it so dirty it’s so fucking good
Discovering some of the green stars were some of the coolest secrets in the series!
You know. Sometimes, something as simple as going on to TH-cam, and watching this guy gush about what ever thing he is passionate about this time, really makes my day.
Galaxy: tech demo levels in the game
Sunshine: pachinko machine go brrrrrrr
Can't wait for Schaff to rank every single individual moon in Super Mario Odyssey.
Number 999 all the way to Number 1
The worst one would be the jump rope 100 one piece of shit
That's gonna be divided up into multiple videos, I'm sure of it.
Jako b Nah. _Beach. Volleyball._
@@ElecTrick11037 Beach volleyball is cheesed with 2 player mode wdym
You know it's a good game if we get all the way from bad to "ehh" before we crack the top 100.
*Absolutely!*
When is “Boardline Forever is a Cinematic Masterpiece” coming out?
Borderline Forever is my favorite installation in the Gex series
“Hey All, Scott Here” tier list
Ranking all the times Jerry Attricks is loud
ranking every single "hey all, scott here" in scott the woz
Dude, yes.
24:19
That's what I assumed too, when I first played this star a few days ago, and when I saw the comet was a rehash of the Lava Spire, I thought "This'll be EASY!".
I was wrong, but at least I got a bunch of star bits out of it.
Finally someone called out how awful seaslide’s purple coins are!
I mean, I don't think I've came across someone that actually likes this star. That said, god does this star drag. It's definitely one of the worst stars in the entire game, it is a slog. Though I think Snow Cap Galaxy's star is the worst star in the game for sure, GOD I HATE BUNNIES, I HATE THAT SONG, AND I HAVE TO CATCH ALL THREE OF THESE LITTLE S##TS WITH A 30 SECOND TIMER AND SNOW TO SLOW ME DOWN, SCREW THAT STAR!
oh yeah it really is garbage. sea slide's design set the purple coins to be a disaster. It wasn't even fun, just really annoying
Dusty Dune is more frustrating. The amount of times I sunk in the quicksand was infuriating. Least it’s really hard to die in Seaslide
The fact he called those awful yet had LUIGI PURPLE COINS AS NUMBER ONE
I LIKE THAT STAR! It’s got a really chill vibe to it! I also like how all the npcs help you out with collecting the coins! The slow pace feels kinda relaxing.
2:36-if I had a nickel for every time I had to lead a bullet Bill to a glass dome to get a green star I would have two nickels I know that’s not a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.
This is the best comment here.
@@chuckleberry2142 your reply is appreciated :)
Guess that means that ranking every super Mario world dragon coin is still on the table then 🤔
You should do that for your 250k Subscriber Special
Next: Ranking every time the color green is on the screen in the Shrek franchise.
Ok, Thank you SO MUCH for finally giving Grand Finale Galaxy the respect it deserves. For being at the end, I’m ok that they didn’t make it hard. But the music and the atmosphere really make it one of my favorite stars.
"the epitome of laziness"
*odyssey copy-&-paste moons shaking in their boots*
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Odyssey could've _easily_ been the best Mario game to date if they limited the Moons to 300 and if they didn't rely on captures nearly as much. I like the captures, but it's _really_ annoying just how often the game forces them down your throat.
@@TheAbsol7448 Galaxy forces you to use power ups, but some of them aren’t used that much. You don’t have to use every capture to beat Odyssey.
@@traviscunningham7062 Sure, but Odyssey forces you to use captures so much more often than Galaxy forces you to use power-ups. I think you can technically beat Galaxy without having to use them, whereas you have to actually break Odyssey to avoid most, if not all, captures.
@@TheAbsol7448 how is there a way to beat Galaxy without power ups?
Funny enough Luigi's purple coins was the one star I could never beat as a child. I went back three years after playing the game and finally passed it. As a result it is both my favorite and most hated level of all time.
I dislike it because the camera isn’t set and you have to wait for the camera to center when hitting the button, so you can lose because of the camera in this mission.
@@dingle2987 you can use the dpad to adjust the camera yourself.
@@callinater6133 No, you actually can't in that level. It will always beep
@@davinchristino maybe I was thinking of the galaxy 2 version then. Because you can turn the camera in that one.
@@callinater6133 Yes, galaxy 2 did fix the camera issues if i'm right. The angle of the camera was also made static.
First HiTop Films and now this channel, this day is being a banger.
We gonna ignore oversimplifieds uploads
This game was great, glad that schaffrillas decided to make some content with it.
Dreadnought's garbage dump was always so hard as a kid, me and my friend spent hours trying to beat it
Kingfin is underrated af, I actually just forgot he was in it now I remember literally replaying that stage over and over
This morning I got in the backseat and prepared for an 8-hour drive to another state. I’m halfway through and I’m at my wit’s end when I see THIS IN MY RECOMMENDED THANK YOU SCHAFRILLAS VERY COOL
Don’t know how many others feel this way, but Super Mario Galaxy is my most nostalgic game, played it when I was 5-6 years old...kinda crazy looking back on that now that I’m 18, this game is 14 years old! What an amazing game that has given me so many memories to hang onto as I go into adult life
Same. This game is a huge part of my childhood.
Considering I just replayed it 100% for the 3rd time recently I'm happy to see this is a priority.
FINALLY. I am so relieved to find someone else who absolutely LOATHES Dusty Dune Galaxy as much as I do.
Now do why Garfield and friends is a cinematic masterpiece
Loving these gaming vids you've been doing lately , hope to see more in the future. 😁👌
I was going to say you didn't watch the video because it just came out, but then I realised your comment was a day ago.
Drip drop galaxy was more about atmosphere than actual gameplay for me; while I agree that the level’s mechanics are pretty bad, I just really love the quiet melancholy of that little planet. I think that that fly-over at the start really adds to the sense of loneliness and almost despair - here is a planet infested with predators, whose only inhabitants shiver in fear on their tiny spots of safety above the sea. I never once enjoyed the gameplay on that level, but I always played through it at least once just to save those penguins, and to hear that one penguin quietly say, “Grandpa’s getting old.”
As a kid, Mario Galaxy was actually my least favorite 3D Mario, having grown up with 64 and Sunshine. It wasn't until I revisited it as an adult that I really appreciated it.
Super Mario Galaxy is the best Mario game in my opinion because it just provides an epic and somewhat melancholy feeling that none of the other games bring to the table. It really feels like you're just playing a single part in a much larger story. Rosalina's backstory is a big reason why I feel this way.
@@philly_sports1558 For me its Mario Odyssey. It pushes Mario in a new direction that can compete with modern gaming while still paying tribute the 2D and 3D legacy of the series.
It was one of the most innovative games of the time
@@philly_sports1558 i don’t see how it makes you feel like you’re part of a larger story, since the story book feels very isolated from the rest of the game. It would’ve been cooler if the main plot kinda tied in to the storybook in some way, but it doesn’t unfortunately.
@@mitwhitgaming7722 agreed.
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Y'know you can just backflip, walljump, and spin to get up there right? You don't have to align a triple jump
But dude, triple jumping onto the house is more stylish.
I’m glad we’re on the same page with Sea Slide Galaxy. The purple coins, no, THE ENTIRE GALAXY, is tedious.
I always noticed how a lot of missions in both Sea Slide and Beach Bowl seem to repeat, maybe they were meant to be the same galaxy originally?
They were. Enough stuff is in the files to suggest this, and the Buoy Base was part of it, too. It also seems like the Ghostly Galaxy and Deep Dark Galaxy were the same place at one point.
@@anueutsuho7425 and Good Egg and Gusty Garden.
Battlestation purple coins being so high is an actual war crime
So is Luigi Purple coins being NUMBER 1 💀
"i probably wont do that for Mario Galaxy 2"
So you've chosen death
I can't believe you put the worst mission in the game at number one out of sheer nepotism.
Mans a menace
Dear Schaff, after watching this video, you’ve reignited my passion for this game that laid dormant for almost a decade, and made me turn on my wii and boot up a new save file of the game. My goal was to get all the glorious 121 stars that you spoke of. I played all the basic levels before, beat the game and all, when I was like 7. I never took the time to fully complete the game, however. So I decided, because done with my first semester of college, to try out completing the game, and making it to the final level, the star festival. I brute forced my way through each location (or whatever the galaxy hubs are called), got all 104 stars before The Fate of the Universe, beat that, and then roughed through the 15 purple coin levels. I beat the last prankster comet in Dreadnought galaxy and was ready to head to the mushroom kingdom to party. I approach Rosalina and she makes me do the last bowser level again; which was weird but I didn’t mind. I finish it with ease, sit through the cutscenes and credits, get the “Luigi is playable now” dialogue and move on with my life. Now I’m confused why I haven’t gone to the star festival yet. I go on IGN and look up how to get this star. They tell me that first I need to complete the 120 stars with Mario, beat The Fate of the Universe for a second time, and then do it ALL over again with Luigi.
Schaff, I sat on my bed for an entire fucking week to go to the star festival that you talked of, only to have the Mario Wiki tell me that I have to complete every goddamn level again. Even the agonizing ones that, once competed, I swore to myself I would never play. EVEN THE TOY TIME LUIGI PURPLE COIN RUN, which in my opinion is a very annoying level consider the camera is not your friend when jumping from one platform to the next. I thought I was crazy so I went back to this video, and check your description for the star festival. And you didn’t say a fucking word about having to LITERALLY PLAY THE ENTIRE GAME AGAIN, just for an measly purple coin run. I’d be mad at the game, but you were my inspiration to play this. You lied to me Schaff, and this disheartens me. Shigeru Miyamoto may have decided to seduce his loyal subject to playing this torture chamber of bad camera angles, but that was his mistake! You, however, have crossed a line. I don’t think I can ever treat my viewing experiences of you the same ever again.
Great video btw, liked and subscribed.
Bro really wrote an entire story about Schaff not mentioning that you have to play the whole game twice to get the 121st star
Jokes aside, underrated comment
time to have to individually remember all of these and love it
As someone who actually loves the spring mushroom, toy time galaxy easily slides into first place for my favorite galaxy, because the spring mushroom just doesn't hold it back for me
I was stressing, the more and more stars you did before the bomb throwing one was insane. Definitely both at the very bottom of my list.
Whenever he talked about the galaxies, the music of each one came back to me. I've played this game so much the soundtrack is engrained in my head. I still listen to space junk galaxy whenever I have bad day, its amazing. So thanks for the nostalgia trip, now I want to play the game again.
Wait, there are 150 purple coins in that level?! I would always kill myself if I ever missed a single coin, until I'd run out of lives and just give up.
I KNEW LUIGI'S PURPLE COINS WOULD BE AT THE TOP
Ahh this brings me back to the days of playing Super Mario Bros, Mario Galaxy, Mario Sluggers, Sega Tennis and Smash Bros Brawl on the Wii
Some of those "linear" levels were bigger than Mario Odysey levels.
And somehow I still had more fun with Odyssey. Not to discredit Galaxy tho, I still love it.
Not really odyssey levels are bigger but galaxy have more variety in terms of levels types.
@@arturocastroverde3349 not really. Most of the levels are just space, beehive, beach, lava ice etc.
@@traviscunningham7062 eggs, battle stations, floating and sinking tower, gardens, racing beach, food fantasies, giant fish, moving matter, toys
and that's not even including the bowser missions
if you don't think that's variety and being unique, you need to check the dictionary
@@Albert_Pecanio or the Mario Galaxy Prima guide.
You have great taste, and this was a really fun trip down the memory lane for me!
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SAME OMG
I have tried so hard to explain to people how much my jaw hit the floor when I saw it was the lava spire instead of the fire dino piranha, but no one gets it. This stage, the Dreadnought purple coins, and the electric maze are my 3 hardest stages.
The reason luigis purple coins is at the top is because this list must’ve been made in Australia, therefore everything’s upside down
The only correct explanation
@Mario With a Gun don’t say you respect my opinion. Just say “i thought it was fun” our society needs to stop being snowflakes
@Mario With a Gun no you’re not the snowflake, in that situation I could be a snowflake, but I’m not. All I’m saying is when you’re saying something you like/don’t like, don’t say it’s just my opinion. Just say what you’re gonna say and that’s that
@@joffles6516 your acting so offended by the idea that someone could think you are a snowflake that you’ve become a snowflake.
24:13 - "The single most evil mission in the entire game."
Me, who beat it first try - "I guess I'm just built different."
Ah, a man of culture I see!
"Luigi is my soulmate"
A mood 💚💚💚
Finally found the only person on this planet who likes Galaxy’s bubble missions
Hey, I like them too
I thought they were alright, I definitely would’ve rather have them brought back for Galaxy 2 than the fucking ball
Totally wasnt expecting this type of video from this channel. But I'm so happy that schaffrillas, scott the woz, and I have a sharing passion for super mario galaxy. Makes me happy on the inside 😊
"Depression isn't always obvious"
Out of place my man but I agree
What is the context here bro
@@kassandrax2322 I guess it's mental health awareness or some shit 🤣
I'd love to see one of these for Galaxy 2, I was very partial to the first one as a kid, but over time I've actually come to prefer the second game just because I feel like there's more to do with the green stars (although I know some people despise the green stars)
EDIT: Rip WiiU
Kingfin is unironically one of my favorite bosses in any video game ever. Right up there with Dimitri from Sly 2.
I agree, he’s just so intimidating and fun, and his boss fight uses Bouldergeist’s theme way better than Bouldergeist’s fight does
I never saw the “funding for schaffrillas” memes before in my life but I’m glad I’ve found them now
I genuinely thought your number 1 was a troll and you was gonna announce the real number one after pulling our legs.
When is ranking every fire emblem three houses characters coming out
Please
Kamella has the best boss theme. You cannot convince me otherwise.
21:23 how to describe anxiety in one image
What if a Minecraft movie ever comes to fruition and Schaffrillas ends up reviewing it, but instead of Square Space, the video is sponsored by Surfshark.
You throw the bombs at the yellow lights on the ground?!? How did I not notice that after literal hours of attempts?
I literally thought to myself “ where the hell did he put luigi on the roof did I miss that? “
u put luigis purple coins as #1
ur a masochist
a legit masochist
As a guy who played Galaxy 2 first, but never the first until that 3D compilation, I get it.
The Galaxy series is based.
How do y’all complete it? Complete every Galaxy that you see, or do you collect the extra stars after going straight for Bowser?
I find myself trying to complete the whole game as I go, so this reminds me to go back & play more.
i love your channel because all of the stuff you make videos about individually aren't niche but the fact that we both have ALL of the same interests is so crazy to me
"Embarresingly easy" I DIED THERE SO MANY TIMES BC I COULDNT FIGURE OUT THE CONTROLS!
Wait you can bounce on the goomba to reach Luigi on the roof!??? 7-yr old me is blown away
ah yes.
plumber man who can't keep his princess safe for 2 seconds.
You gotta fix that. Nintendo decided that Mario is no longer plumber man for some reason 🤷♂️
I'm actually surprised you put Luigi's purple coins at number 1, I H A T E D that shit as a kid
How this absolute madlad pulls off these ranking videos is insane. And for my favourite game of all time, this was a joy to watch all the way through to the end. Thank you.
I was literally hoping that seaslide purple coins would be near or at the bottom. Glad someone agrees with me.
The water level is legit some of the best I’ve ever experience
There really needs to be more platformers with this type of gravity mechanic
Finally we're talking about True Art here
After failing to do Purple Coins by the Seaside by falling off the map while trying to go for the star, I decided to put this in for background noise to fill in time while I do it again. And I hear the first star and I’m just feeling so many emotions rushing through me
32:20 In the Mario series, being something that’s ripped off by Galaxy 2 is the best sign that it’s amazing