r/Cursedcomments | oh god what is he drinking
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Emkay and Dani the crossover we never knew we needed until we saw it
Bani
@@usedmado
you mess with dani you get the bani
69 likes
Melk kool
True
1:30
overly explained time!
the man reason of this being cursed is likely the infamous "vaporeon is the most seggsually compatible pokemon to a male human" copypasta and Gardevoir's female body.
I saw that comment on r/pokemonmemes before
please don't bring this copypasta to my life ever again
The fanart shown afterwards, however, completely lacks a tail and thus I lose interest. ^_~
The fact that more gardevoir are male than female
Made weirder by the fact Mr. Mime can be female. Don’t ask about Gardevoir's Japanese name. Sirnight? But it wears a dress.😺👻
Charles Martinet: "I want to keep voicing mario until I drop dead."
Later that night..
Nintendo: "DO IT!"
Chris Pratt: *crying while hesitantly placing a pillow over Charles Martinet's face*
I died
@@XXSHREKDXX are you Charles Martinet though?
Chris was then executed by Nintendo, which explains why he's the only one who is grey in the cast reveal
this deserves to be a featured comment
@A Voice Crying Out
Your comment belongs in r/cursedcomments
I'm just still glad that EmKay still kept the cuphead king dice theme. 😁
@@kingglovers_____8813 *shut*
@@daev255 it's a bot
When I first heard it I was like where do I know this from oh it king dice them
whos king dice
@@_Darko Cuphead character
"Don't you give me the finger"
"It's a reference"
"Jo jo?"
"Emkay"
I refuse to let the only comment here be that of a filthy bot
FILHTY BOT
BEGONE, BOT!
go away bot
@@kingglovers_____8813 shut+didn't ask+ratio+you're a bot
Plot twist: he’s not drinking milk, he’s eating milk
That’s cheese.
No he's being dani
Breathing
he is not drinking milk, his dad is still getting the milk
@@yuzumete the milk is from his dad
I love how the intro just secretly does the middle finger
Can we agree that the intro and pfp is bad
@@grasss-eater8928 i dont hate it but i like the old pfp honestly
@@grasss-eater8928 no
0:11
@@grasss-eater8928 Its not that bad tbh
Post: i got complaints
Emkay: you got compliments?
“English must be your second language” in action
Cursed comments + Robin lets fricken go
Today imma be Robin your soul
Can we agree that the intro and pfp is bad
I know right
Anything + Robin = lets fricken go
Yeah my favourites are Robin and lexi
Fun Fact: Although the intro flips all of us off, there are no middle fingers in the background.
@@kingglovers_____8813 I reported you
Kool
@@noname-nu1xf Bro thank you
@@noname-nu1xf nice
@@noname-nu1xf nice job bro
I’m really starting to worry as to why they have a head of security
And that head of security is a dog too... what is it capable of???
@@TotallyNotSnowman What do you think a dog can do?
@@TotallyNotSnowman ripping your fucking throat out? have you never seen wolves hunting?
@@darkclownKellen Fair point
@@kingglovers_____8813 hello
“I would like a mix of vaporean and gardevir pls”
Robin: “no”
I mean, I do
. . .
Ah yes, the ....... group of Pokemon XD dIdN't YoU kNoW iN tErMs Of-
I was quoting
Oh wow dani somehow made it onto the thumbnail
Funni milkman
Can we agree that the intro and pfp is bad
@@grasss-eater8928 no it's just as good as the old one, if not better
@@grasss-eater8928 no
just you
@@BlueRGuy and what is the thing about the drill again (trap question lmao)
If I wanted to complement someones mind, I would say,"your brain is more wrinkled than Yzma."
I feel like you can tell which narrator it is by the title… Lexi: some cute wholesome stuff, Robin: Normal Damon: *Ryhme*
damon💀
@@omodog Damon
@@wrecker717 my inner damon👿👿👿👿👿😈😈😈😈💀🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🥀🥀🥀🥀
@@omodog I love doing this just putting one spelling error in a comment and seeing how people react and so far you are my favorite
@@wrecker717 i mean i do have amazing humor
2:21 yeah robin, that’s not how u spell compliments, it complaints
Emkay X Dani : The crossover that never was.
Emkay X Dani 2 : Electric Boogaloo.
Emkay X Dani 3 : The 3rd sequel that never was.
Emkay is milk gang yooooo.
Emkay X Dani 4 : End-Kaym.
Emkay X Dani Prequel : We ran out of ideas so fu*k you.
62 likes? ngl my best record
stop liking... my futurer self will look at this sh#t and keep cringing not that i hate both channels its just so cringy.
Is it just me, or does the new Emkay logo look kinda... THICC
I'm just sayin
No it's just you
@@insertname2insertsurname216 extra thiccc
63 likes now
0:57 that didn't age well
Wow... A whole r/Cursedcomments without a Hitler joke.
... This is where I'd make the "I did nazi that coming" line, but we all expect it, so I'll come up with my own. It will be a real gas.
Can we agree that the intro and pfp is bad
@@grasss-eater8928 no we can't
@@grasss-eater8928 no
@@grasss-eater8928 absolutely not
Yeah, it is, I can't do that parent thing and fake a liking. It is pretty bad.
2:12 Robin: "compliments"
*c o m p l a i n t s*
3:09 Hey, I've seen this comment before (and liked it, I'm not sure how many likes it has but my brain is telling me more than 1.5K for some reason).
Edit: wait nvm it just showed it had 1.8K likes lol
2:39 this is my kingdom come
Mor liek cu-
cum*
4:59
Ketchup-artist? Look this could just be me painting with sauce orrrr
Ngl I really like how the ✌️👍🤟🖖 are synchronized with the tunes
@@Nobody-ge7pk I just used pseudo-random emojis :v
I didn't quite intend to replicate the actual order
@@Nobody-ge7pk cares
@@Nobody-ge7pk cares
@@Nobody-ge7pk cares
@@Nobody-ge7pk cares
The intro middle finger is the Embodiment of all the shit that robin saw
My god, didn't even notice that until I read this. Hopefully TH-cam doesn't notice 😂
Someone tell me why a read embodiment like "Em-Bow-dee-mont" 😭
LMAO@@sleepyrblx8658
2:32
My aromantic ass: UH UH POPSICLE
Dani? is that you?
Dis boiiii said "ew KFC sucks" 6:54
Malk
Malk
Malk
Malk
Malk
Malk
So recently I had a r/cursedcomment experience.
Someone compared some people's intelligence to a potato, I responded, "that's an insult to potatoes, at least they feed people!" They responded with, "they could feel people too, in certain communities." Then someone literally replied "r/cursedcomments"
Me after seeing Dani in the thumbnail: "yeah, i have time"
Same
Can we agree that the intro and pfp is bad
@@grasss-eater8928 no
@@grasss-eater8928 nope
The "drinking milk" one was actually ingenius.
Sees thumbnail: OMG DANI LETS GO
Same
My chest is down here, like gosh.
I literally just watched the bri'ish bluetooth, and i recieve this recommended
Can we agree that the intro and pfp is bad
@@grasss-eater8928 no
@@grasss-eater8928 no
@@grasss-eater8928 nuh-uh
@@nd_4726 :(
1:47 she looks more like Wendy than a female Pennywise
Then again judging by her Twitter that is just as scary
Clown baby from fnaf
There's an imposter *
among us
🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛
*drinks all*
Those “frankenstein” Pokémon plushies do look pretty cool. Now someone just needs to come up with names for all of them!
Whats up guys? It's uh, my b-day and yeah, no one remembered, so it would make me feel better if you could wish me a happy b-day :D please?
No
Happy birthday! sorry your friends forgot about it
Amongus🎂💨ඞ
Happy bday
Happy b-day!🎂🎂🥳🥳
2:10 oh yes Complaint is pronounce compliments.
0:51
Watching TH-cam 😏
😄😄😁😅🤗😭😭😶🥳🤗😙🤭🥲😝😉🥲😛😘😜🧐😬🥲😲😬😑☺️😡🤬🧐😝😟😬🌝🌛🥵🌛🥵🤒🌝😪🤤🌞🤒❤️😽❤️😽😺💤💯💦💯⭐😎👹😎🥶
"I want to voice Mario until i drop death"
We wish...
Dani loves milk!
4:50 he got us first half ngl.
I love the they put dani In the thumbnail
Can we agree that the intro and pfp is bad
@@grasss-eater8928 no
Honestly if i would have control over the weather i would invent a curse, if you do something bad, a single hailstone falls on your head everyday, the worse you do the bigger, if you ignore it for a year it would switch to lightning because if we all agree to keep our things together we'll have enough food to feed everyone and all that separates us from it is some conscience you cant avoid with some money.
"Who HASN'T Fortnite collabed with?"
Good content.
Your mom.😹👻
@@zimmygirl777 Didn't I already cover that in my Original Comment? Oh wait I thought you said YOUR mom.
@@masteroftheinternetverse1296 Your mom said the same thing.😹👻
dhmis.
0:11 Middle finger moment
*M I L K* or *M A L K*
Me: I want to watch em Kay but what video
Me: **sees dani**
Me: CLICK
Claim you “here before an hour” ticket 🎫
Oh my god I thought no one else knew that absolute cursedness of the Fable crunchy chick
Related couples: my baby is buetiful
Thier baby: 1:25
2:05 It must be the shark, because human flesh tastes like beef, but sweeter and a grilled shark tastes kind of garbage (in my oppinion).
How do you know that?
@@mr_originalname My little secret
Huh
Hell yeah, new profile picture and intro
This channel is secretly a ploy to teach people to draw hands
2:43 - this made me think about Hollow Knight from elderbugs perspective
Oh you don’t know what Carlson is? *CARLSON IS JUST A GAME IVE BEEN WORKING ON*
7:07
poor Voldemort
3:55 I’d use it to make days warmer, and make it seem like either I’m a god, or have very good relations with the gods
Good lord, Dani is actually drinking milk, like actual cow milk
It's not the game we hate it's the player base we want to yeet.
is it just or did someone immeadtly think about how if dani and emkay has a collab by Christmas it would be a Christmas miracle?
ikr
Actually, human meat is not toxic to consume and do not cause any physical illnesses; this idea was introduced to discourage people from trying.
Human flesh tastes quite like pork when cooked... at least I heard it does.
Idk I never ate pork
8:10 al-Queda
I saw the profile picture scrolled past this videos because I didn’t think it was an emKay video. I then lol up emKay and it turns out it is.
1:38 Nope! They just thought nothing
Can we please talk about how the intro flips us off
ROBIN SAID IT
HE SAID THE THING
he said the thing ^^^
Can we agree that the intro and pfp is bad
@@grasss-eater8928 no
I feel like this video is just Robin saying he hates people😂
6:16 Ah, I see someone else is familiar with Waterworld. A masterpiece documentary on how humanity would end up if that kind of apocalypse was even possible.
Still can't believe that they oversimplified the logo.
The thumbnail is a lot more story telling than you would think!!!
Now you see he was drinking good old Elmer's glue has the most soapy delightful taste
1:57 you know peniwise take's form of worst fears..
Who the hell fear that thing
1:37 70% of aborters said it was painful as well because they used a baseball bat
1:14
Stage 5 dlc coming soon
5:26 I need holy water for my eyes
I am a simple man I see Dani I see milk I click
Mhm
4:05
I've done that multiple times before.
It kinda hurts, but it's fun.
Robin should do a markiplier intro, I wanna hear how close that sounds.
Cursed comments always make me laugh it’s just hilarious how people comment in posts or questions
didn’t think I’d see Dani on this subreddit
4:51 lol I'm balsamic gay
That thumbnail is a different breed
I gotta say, the new emkay logo is actually brilliant.
eh i perfer the old one but this one is not bad either
@@petrigaming1448 new one seems generic imo
the old one is iconic and will forever be remembered
4:56 garlic sauce everything
0:43
Lying in bed 😏
0:57 Welp, that aged like milk
i dislike the new logo :(
Yes, and the intro
It feels corporate...
Oh you don't know what karlson is? It's just A lITTle GamE DanI iS WorkING oN sMash WisHlist KnoW GaMeRS
I see Dani, I press like
Same
same
same
why the sun is coming at 3am?
@@isappycracks i dunno
No, the man’s right, Dani’s actually drinking the main collectible of karlson, wait you don’t know what Karlson is
Unrelated butttt
Great job voicing Leith Pierre, Robin! I thought I recognized his voice from somewhere! Really cool stuff! ♡
Fun fact food shortage isn't the problem actually the person making optimal farming conditions year round would result in a population boom which means the rapid changes to the earth that are happening right now but double that,in addition food is not in deficient, fair food distribution however is
What is he drinking? wrong answers only
Melted ice cream
Everyone: noooo you can't just put popular youtuber in video for 5 seconds and get more vievs
Emkay:HAHA dani go brrrrrr
0:45 eating mochi while sitting next to the cat 😏
3:55 WHY DOE WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO YOU
I had headcannon of what emkay is now,
its just a group of souls that were collected form king dice then was trapped in his gloves, the voices then started a youtube channel
3:11 BRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH O_O