@Cheese Cheese You replied saying that Danny says "What' up, Greg?" in every video (which might I add is wrong, there was a point where he did not say that). My point is that you should really read the comment before hand. The person above you said, "Imagine having the name Greg and this is the _first_ Danny video you’ve ever seen." It appears to me that you have not read the comment fully since the joke is simple and everyone should have understood it. The joke clearly stated that "it's your _first_ Danny video," there's no "what if"'s or anything, so you saying that Danny saying "What's up, Greg" in all his videos doesn't really correlate to the comment lmao, because his joke is basically a one-time situation for any Greg's out there.
Y’all know the “jail” and “abuse” and “pedo” comments are about the Instagram guy, Ray, right? And _not_ Danny? I’ve seen like 6 different comments thinking Danny was the guy we were calling a pedo 🤦🏻♀️
The reason Danny stopped it, and his patreon, is because he realized he couldn't find the time to dedicate to the livestream or the patreon-exclusive discord. He didn't want people spending money on things he could deliver on so the discord is now public for everyone and the secret club is gone. Jeremy Renner's app was filled with low-effort interaction and almost no exclusive content and he deleted it because of the trolls, not because he wasn't giving enough time to it. So, yeah, they're comparable if you refuse to look at or mention the nuance of the situations and want to make a quick jab at Danny's integrity for those sweet sweet lols.
This video helped me get to the top of a random kahoot game I played in science class because we were doing a "guess the flag" and this flag 🇨🇺 came up and I immediately thought of the beginning of this video so I answered in 0.2 seconds and shot up from 10th to the top 5. So to make a long story short, thank you Danny! (This happened three weeks ago)
The ex at the end of that sketch where he’s trying to make her jealous kind of slayed though. “Guess life must be rough without me” *lays a flower on him as if it’s his grave* GIRLPOP LITERALLY SLAYED SO HARD
Well it kinda explains how the photo “joke” was that she’s “unattractive” in real life but looks good in photos and how he’s “hot” in real life but takes bad photos. It seems small but I feel like that gives a glimpse into how he treated her when no one was watching.
irl makoto naegi Off topic but i love Naegi and Danganronpa. My fav characters are; Kokichi, Kaito, Ishimaru, Mondo, Gonta, Angie, Nagito, Hinata, and K1B0.. (•̀ᴗ•́)و
Fun fact: narcissist aren't actually infatuated with themselves, they are obsessed with how they are perceived because they are deeply insecure. They feel like everyone is out to get them and will not shy away from openly victimizing themselves as long as it doesn't chip on their reputation.
Timmy Nook more like Timmy NUKE UahaahahaaahahaahahaahayaushauahahauaahahaahahshahahahahysyhduahauahauauauauauaauauauahahahhaahahahhahAHAHAHWFSHAHSGHAHAHAHAAHHAHAUAUSYSHAUHAHAHAHHAYAHAUAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHUAUUAAHAHAHAH
One thing that made me really uncomfortable about the photograph one is that the girl is dressed in a way she’s clearly comfortable and posing in less feminine ways, but as soon as they check the pictures she’s showing more skin and posing in ways you see only female models in. Idk, seems kinda weird to me
Eh.. More like a muscly goat. Maaaa, maaaa. I hope he goes back to his home. The goat pen. Where his maaa maaa, can use the flip flop and teach him a lesson!
This has nothing to do with this video but did you know, the largest living bird in the world is a wandering albatross they are a sea bird and spend a lot of there life in the air. They can have a wingspan of up to twelve feet and have three to four babies a year. Another cool type of bird is a secretary bird, they hunt and eat snakes so as a result they have vary long and fast legs, so fast, that the snake that there hunting dos not even have the time to strike. if they where to stomp on a scale, it would measure more than there body weight. Another cool bird is a shoe billed stork, they’re water birds and hunt lungfish, a fish that has the ability to breathe to escape pretors, a process that is all out useless around a shoe bill, they have big shoe like bills, witch is where they get there name. There almost a blue color and have long legs, they sit still for most of the day waiting for movement in any near by water. They’ll eat most any fish they can get there bill around, even other birds babies.
Danny, I’ve been a fan for 5 whole years and I gotta say, you’ve come so far. I’m glad you aren’t quitting youtube anytime soon. I’m Melanie by the way
The “I don’t care” girl gets a call from her parents Mom: I know this might be surprising to you, but your father and I are getting a divorce Girl: I DoNt cArE !!!
hit 👋👊 or miss 👋😳 i guess 🤔🧠💭 they never ❌🚫 miss 👋😔 huh 🤠 you got a boyfriend 😛👫💑💏 i bet he doesn’t ❌🚫 kiss 😘💋👄 ya 😂 muah 😍✨👄😘✨ he gon find 👀👓🔍 another girl 👧🏻👫💑💏💔 and he won’t ❌🚫 miss ya 😔💔He gon' skrrt🚀🤭 and hit the dab 👊🕺🏽like Wiz Khalifa😗💨🍁
Theres a lot of bad people, I know iM juSt a kiD still. But I have been through rough times, I'm only 11. Had my life crumble, had a "friend" try to murder me. Had many near death times, and loved ones die. I have had people hurt me everyday for 2 years straight. I have had my little sister almost die, had a person recently make my best friend turn on me. Theres bad things everywhere. Hes probably been in jail for it or may be in jail right now. Pay your respects to the women, but the past cant be un-done lets look for a happy future for those poor ladies.
Imagine a man on the phone says this "Hello there well it seems that your dad hasn't given me money he owed me and.. we'll you see I have your friends and family captive if you don't give me money I will shoot all of them chop them up and send the pieces to your grandma " and right after he finishes his sentence you then say "I don't care" you then roll your eyes and hang up
You know the 18+ is ironic to think about considering he was dating a 16 year old girl
fr
I was thinking the same thing I'm like that's the girl who recently got abused by this bastard
If only Danny had known! Could’ve called that idiot out!
Ha
wait W H A T
"what's the punchline gonna be?" bold of you to assume there would be a punchline danny
Who are there no replies this is lowkey funny
bruh, you just destroyed him.
Well he did get punched
The punchline is the punch
hashtag wednesday
the “18+advised (single) 🇨🇺 “ sounds like a dating profile, but you actually don’t have to be 18+
@Amelia Aguilar Reyes yeah I'm actually pretty sure he's in jail 😳
@Amelia Aguilar Reyes exactly he's not hot anyway
It does say "advised", not "only"
@Catie Ard lol
🤡same guy that dated and sexually abused a 17 year old huh
"RATED R, also, please don't come here if you're married"
Fifty Shades of Grey basically
Dude.... DUDE!! *DUDE!!!*
fifty shades of greg
@@auntbill8166 b r u h
Wait why aren’t married people supposed to watch fifty shades
@@charles_capet321 it's a jk cuz no one's gonna watch that shit except single moms who just wanna see the hot guy.
BAHAHAHA NOO 😭
Doctor: You have 60 seconds to live.
Girl: i dOn'T cArE
I am about to start flopping on the floor like a discount Walmart shopper
I would be like “OH HELL YEAH IMMA TAKE A NAP UNTIL I DIE”
Me:like i was having a life..
*i d o n t c a r e*
Ha not any more!! *shoots self*
Me: Has no idea who this Ray guy is
Comment section: *He in jail lololol*
Omg same
pocket Fullo'Poseys same
pocket Fullo'Poseys same
Comments: lolololol ray’s in jailllll
Me: owo???
Lol samee
I did not expect a personal greeting, thank you.
Haha
Whats up greg
Oh my god, wazzup greg lmaooo
Wazzup Greg
Omg I just commented "what if someone named Greg watched Danny's videos" 😂😂
Years later, tiktok took the “I’m hot = comedy” things to newer, lower levels.
BROOOO I WAS JUST THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING
Explain? I wasn't in tiktok at this time
@@SongSteel he abused and dated a 16 yr old
@@sushihater did you just copy some comment? Also, that's not the point of the comment
That's its job.
The "I don't care" girl also got arrested for being naked in public and hitting a police officer. Guess she didn't care.
Bruh u copied
Well shit
:0
Rukmani Ramanathan I didn’t “copy” I just thought I’d share it in the comments. Didn’t know somebody already said it.
Hmmm this looks familiar....
Imagine his wife just hearing WHERE ARE THE GIRLS being screamed from the next room
Laura sadly isn't home when he films. 😔
Cheese Cheese wait really?
she died in Afghanistan so that’s not a problem
Youssef Motawi they’re the same person. It doesn’t matter which fake name you use, we know it’s all the same anyway
His wife be like👁👄👁
Imagine having the name Greg and this is the first Danny video you’ve ever seen
@Cheese Cheese You replied saying that Danny says "What' up, Greg?" in every video (which might I add is wrong, there was a point where he did not say that). My point is that you should really read the comment before hand. The person above you said, "Imagine having the name Greg and this is the _first_ Danny video you’ve ever seen." It appears to me that you have not read the comment fully since the joke is simple and everyone should have understood it. The joke clearly stated that "it's your _first_ Danny video," there's no "what if"'s or anything, so you saying that Danny saying "What's up, Greg" in all his videos doesn't really correlate to the comment lmao, because his joke is basically a one-time situation for any Greg's out there.
Kieran Leiber preach my man
@@kieranleiber6823 yea lmao
what the hell did this cheese cheese guy say
Yeah what did cheese cheese say
the way danny describes getting a little juice spilled on yourself as “somewhat devastating” trips me up every time
And the way he says it so seriously
😂
loop
Ray: 18+ and single O N L Y
Also Ray: **gets arrested for dating and abusing a 16 year old*
WhAt WUt?? He did what?!
Yeah he dated a 16 year old he made videos with
I don't care
@@lostsilver9311 yeah the blonde girl he kissed in this video to make his ex jealous was his girlfriend that he abused
@incognito not sure PEDOPHILIA IS THE ATTRACTION TO PREPUBESCENTS.
Was that clear enough for you, or should I rent a billboard?
Y’all know the “jail” and “abuse” and “pedo” comments are about the Instagram guy, Ray, right? And _not_ Danny? I’ve seen like 6 different comments thinking Danny was the guy we were calling a pedo 🤦🏻♀️
Yeah, the comments are all about raydiaz or whatever his name is
Oh god wtf
@@TaylorAmelia Of course a handful of 12 year old are dumb as shit, they're children. That's just stating the obvious.
@@PetSymmetry yeah thet are? Gen Z is people born from around 1997-2012. A twelve year old would be born around 2008.
But Danny is thirteen, how could he be a pedo?
Requirement of Danny’s secret club:
Must be 18+
Single
And Cuba.
(advised)
Dang I’m not Cuba
Jk6505 Lol Out. Get out. OUT NOW
aww...man I wish I was Cuba...welp ok then...
Kaija Koenigberg you must be cuba
Danny: "Please don't tell anyone about my secret club"
7.7M people: "You got it"
“Um actually… it’s 9,032,235 People 🤓”
@@lad2812 "Well actually, it's 9,122,724 🤓"
@@brainrot__ "BNo, actually, it's 9,280,978 views 🤓"
@skylar "Actually its 9,473,383🤓"
Omg helluva boss and Danny Gonzalez fan yasssss
If you replace the g’s in Greg with o’s, it spells Oreo
Awesome.
Nice😼😼
So we can eat gregs?
You cracked the code.
Area
Breb
Crec
Dred
Eree
Fref
GREG
Hreh
Irei
Jrej
Krek
Lrel
Mrem
Nren
Oreo
Prep
Qreq
Rrer
Sres
Tret
Ureu
Vrev
Wrew
Xrex
Yrey
Zrez
“how to sell your body on instagram”
well first you had my attention but now you have my *interest*
This comment concerns me
kokichi the fuck you doing here?
Why you here Kokichi- you better not nee hee hee me
@lydia Be concerned. be very concerned, i don’t even remember writing this comment.
@@gennysaihara9712 bro are you my sister
This secret club sounds a lot like the Jeremy Renner app
AJ O'Connell 😂😂😂
AHAHAHAHA ngl it does
OMG it’s a secret
That’s the secret of the club 😶
The reason Danny stopped it, and his patreon, is because he realized he couldn't find the time to dedicate to the livestream or the patreon-exclusive discord. He didn't want people spending money on things he could deliver on so the discord is now public for everyone and the secret club is gone.
Jeremy Renner's app was filled with low-effort interaction and almost no exclusive content and he deleted it because of the trolls, not because he wasn't giving enough time to it.
So, yeah, they're comparable if you refuse to look at or mention the nuance of the situations and want to make a quick jab at Danny's integrity for those sweet sweet lols.
This video helped me get to the top of a random kahoot game I played in science class because we were doing a "guess the flag" and this flag 🇨🇺 came up and I immediately thought of the beginning of this video so I answered in 0.2 seconds and shot up from 10th to the top 5. So to make a long story short, thank you Danny!
(This happened three weeks ago)
*gets hit by a car*
I DON’T CARE
Death: Your time has come.
Me: *I DON'T CARE.*
**gets shot 23 times**
_I dOn'T cArE!!1!_
@@mikapii5210 Connor: 28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?
Me: *I DONT CARE*
Meets Danny in person
Omg I care
*doesnt care*
I DONT CARE
as Greg grows, so does the nutcracker guy army
Should we gregs worry about it?
frikynikkid probably
@@frikynikkid yes there are already 2 nutcrackers _there multiplying_
I’m really excited to look back in 4 weeks and see like 20 nutcracker guys scattered around the room.
OH LAWD THEY COMIN’
Guys don’t tell Danny, but he has a secret club.
Dont worry, I wont
You haven't even joined
@@garfieldlovr69 Touche
I won’t K
don't worry I won't
The ex at the end of that sketch where he’s trying to make her jealous kind of slayed though. “Guess life must be rough without me” *lays a flower on him as if it’s his grave* GIRLPOP LITERALLY SLAYED SO HARD
"Is being horizontal in mid-air a big thing in the fitness community?" Oh man I lost it
Hes done it! Hes gone full horizantal!
I saw this right as he said it
I like to browse the comments while watching the video and while I read this comment IN TUNE Danny said what you quoted 😝👏🤭
I saw you're comment while he said that.
“Nothing says quality content like posting everyday”
Unus Annus fans: *sweats*
that channel went : 😚✌
Memento Mori
That was quality content tho like- heck yeah
memento mori.
this is why they said no one else could pull what they did off. only mark and ethan can do such a big social experiment and actually succeed
Memento Mori
He really pranked that underage girl when he was physically and emotionally abusive to them. He really got them.
Ahahahaha abuse is so funny. Legitimate trauma is such a great prank haha /j
@@sneakysnek572 men
Edit: supposed to be mean
@@NWKohout you forgot to put “terrible” before men
@@joshuatartar2731 oh spelling mistake I meant mean
@Nobody I think u meant terrible mean 😂
"let alone protect my white cousin." I laughed harder than I should have with this one. 😂
Nothing wrong with that, fellow Greg.
The blonde girl in the videos is the underage girl he abused in real life :/ its so disturbing to watch
Well it kinda explains how the photo “joke” was that she’s “unattractive” in real life but looks good in photos and how he’s “hot” in real life but takes bad photos. It seems small but I feel like that gives a glimpse into how he treated her when no one was watching.
Is he still in prison ?
@@sethrowlands760 I think he paid off the bail but idk
@@faithkidwell9757 timestamp
@@bakar2134 8:32
The fact that Ray Diaz hasn’t been canceled yet and he’s still growing on social media annoys me so much
Cause he's hot
M A he's not LOLOL
@@M4rteevee wack
@Sweters Bingus I'm a whore for Latino men
@@Kittttydotcom tasteless
did you know if u replace all the letters in "greg" you get abs
And if you replace the letters in 'abs', you'll get Craig, the slowest growing army on the internet, and you should look that up.
you are absolutely hilarious
You can also replace all the letterds in Craig you can spell Greg is the most fastest army on youtube and Danny is the best
Fuck I didn't know that!😲
@@theonewhowearscrocs8591 to tyeiu
Imagine being gregs neighbor and randomly hearing him scream "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS!!"
IT'S DANNY!
I agree, though, that would be odd.
Instead of Ray Diaz, his name should be...
Ray Pist
i mean-
lol wtf
I was about to say
“What”
But nOw I get it and you are a genius.
“Mr. Pist?”
“Oh uh yeah”
Yes
His secret club is the most secretive club in the universe. Only 10.4 million people know
7.2 actually 🤩
Congrats on 69 likes
@@abrusselsproutenthusiast5446 thanks
congrats on 420 likes
@@cagedcorvid thanks man
“Hehe, he’s so silly. Why does he ride it like that.”-Danny Gonzalez
so silly right
😳
Drew's initials: DG
Kurtis' initials: DG
Don't act like ur not the same person, Jarvis
Danny's initials= DG
Drew's initials=DG
Are they the same person? Tell us the truth, Danny.
Or should we say dranny
*Illuminati music plays*
Cody's initials = DG
Woah,
Cody Ko = CK
Kurtis Conner = KC
Is kurtis conner just reverse cody ko?
This thread has left me with a lot of unanswered questions🤔😐
I am in jail = Comedy?
Comedy = I am in jail?
I am hot = jail?
Lol
Yes
@Vortex GamingYT hot jail? Jail jail hot spicy?
He hurt his knee
*and TARNISHED his rePUTATION*
*dips tip of knee in puddle*
Tsukari Kaoru **imaginary puddles
Lmao references
omg i forgot about this!! perfect callback
After tarnishing his reputation, he started emotionally eating and became fat... and ugly.
Holy shit, he's gone full horizontal.
I'm 5 years late.
Same😭
*”That’s not cool, my knee hurts”*
Ah yes, the pinnacle of intelligence.
I love that he just did it knowing full well hed land on hus face LOLOL danny commits to the bit
Wish I was hot and funny 😭
Maybe try less of an edgy teen look and that might help
If you're hot then it cancels out the funny. You don't wanna be hot.
Boys on Grindr like you.
lol u gei
Hot Timmy Turner lookin ass.
"THATS NOT COOL! MY KNEE HURTS!"
-Danny Gonzalez, a couple years ago
1 year not a couple
@@Sleepy_Starlight thats not really the point of the joke but ok ty for correcting me
what anime’s ur pfp of
@@tee3816 Danganronpa
irl makoto naegi
Off topic but i love Naegi and Danganronpa. My fav characters are; Kokichi, Kaito, Ishimaru, Mondo, Gonta, Angie, Nagito, Hinata, and K1B0.. (•̀ᴗ•́)و
Fun fact: narcissist aren't actually infatuated with themselves, they are obsessed with how they are perceived because they are deeply insecure. They feel like everyone is out to get them and will not shy away from openly victimizing themselves as long as it doesn't chip on their reputation.
Hey guys I think Danny has a secret club or something.... idk just a guess.
SHH! dont say that, danny doesnt want others to know that
Nah
wait can i still join idk how :/
@@rileykate6967 uhh same
You know to much
“18+ advised” boy that didn’t age well.
Aged backwards
Neither did his relationships
E
*pushes anime glasses*
@@the_randoms7742 pfffttt
"I'm sorry, but your mother passed away last night."
"I don't cAAAAre..!"
Timmy Nook more like Timmy NUKE
UahaahahaaahahaahahaahayaushauahahauaahahaahahshahahahahysyhduahauahauauauauauaauauauahahahhaahahahhahAHAHAHWFSHAHSGHAHAHAHAAHHAHAUAUSYSHAUHAHAHAHHAYAHAUAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHUAUUAAHAHAHAH
*animal crossing*
@@kristopher4130 foolish earthling
Animal Crossing is the am now great
Who's gonna be your lawyer?
**demonic** I dON't cAaArE
i'm still pissed that 13-year-old me didn't have to money to join the secret club and now it's gone :(
Me too
i was 8 but real
Laura: **chilling in another room**
Danny: WHERE ARE THE GIRLS!!
Laura: **sips tea**
Paulina Miranda ha that was funny :)
lol
XD bad joke
🤣
😆🤣😂
ray diaz is the male version of lele pons
d u d e
Yaaaasssss Lele Pons
Shut up. He’s so better
skinny TRUE!!!
skinny I’m pretty sure ray and Lele dated
Uhhh Danny you didn’t introduce the new nutcracker??? Rude.... expected more from you
I think he posted about him getting on his insta story the other day
Justin Okello lmao why
Avery Urban damn I missed it
@@fafuka9863 my roblox girlfriend broke up with me, now i need to let out my hate on the internet
Justin Okello fair enough, sorry for your loss
Okay but the way Danny says "Heheh why does he ride it like that? He's so silly" reminds me of Cat from Victorious
You have two nutcrackers now! This is life changing.
Brenna The Panda lol this is so true
-I thought I was the only one who noticed that.-
Awwww... his nutcracker got a boyfriend!
Yeah the first one got a girlfriend
Brenna The Panda the nutcracker got marrid 💏
"ʜᴇʜᴇ ʜᴇ's sᴏ sɪʟʟʏ" *stares at the camera*
This part fucking KILLED ME
I’m the 699th liker
Your lucky im the 1,002th like
8:26
*G* Floating
*R* Horizontally
*E* In
*G* Midair
Umm that is a horrible acronym
A proper one is
G Floating
R Horizontally
E In
G Midair and getting ripped
I seriously thought those were acronyms
I have a better one
G these
R are
E very
G stu.... there ok and funny actually
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👌🏽
8:11
I'm glad I'm "ugly" because even though I'm ugly, I'm still funnier than Ray.
Why would that make you glad you’re ugly?
Jonny jonny
Yes papa
Being funny
No papa
Quality content
No papa
Posting daily
Ha ha ha
It's me Chief 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's me Chief That worked way too good😂
I haven't seen anything more perfect thanbthis today.😂
Your profile pic scared the hell out of me
Lol
irony is putting 18+ in your bio and then dating and abusing a 16 year old.
@C.J Rex 18 years old
“This is the most wednesday sh*t I have ever seen.”
-Danny Gonzalez, 2018.
Lol
Danny sounds like a cute baby when he says "he's so silly why does he ride the scooter like that " :)
When you want to join the "secret club" but the join button has dissapered
But why 🌭
On mobile or pc because i also can't see it on mobile, but i dont know about pc
@@strawberrypencl cant see it on pc either :(
ITS CUZ ITS SECRET!!!!!
Pretty sure he disabled the secret club :(
Is it possible to be hot and funny? obviously yes danny, i mean just look in the mirror
Dude, stop flirting with a 13 year old
@@rebekanickell8451 13? I thought he was 12???
Smooth.
No he's 1 year old.
i thought he was 5 :o
i joined your secret club and have notifications turned on am i truly greg yet?
Yes, yes you are.
You are truely a dumb ass now thats for sure
shhh!!! it’s a secret!
Brad Malone damn calm down
no one is truly Greg but Greg
One thing that made me really uncomfortable about the photograph one is that the girl is dressed in a way she’s clearly comfortable and posing in less feminine ways, but as soon as they check the pictures she’s showing more skin and posing in ways you see only female models in. Idk, seems kinda weird to me
I noticed it too
Laura: *peaceful*
Danny in the other room:
*thud* oH f*Ck
Candy Cane I was gonna like it but I want to keep the likes at 69
Smol Bean is past it so now we should get it to 420
Its illegal for me to like this now its at 420
Now let’s get it to 666
8:46 the dude has his hand covering the entire lens and that is honestly funnier than any video this dude is capable of making.
It's such an awkward position anyways, he had to go out of his way to do it wrong
That's actually funny wtf
Imagine how his wife feels when he's screaming in another room
I think he waits for her to leave
@@emilymartin7864 to go where?
@@boofstain1508 work or arends
She probably just thinks about how strange her life is that Danny screaming in another room is how they pay the bills 😂
12:31
The police: “you just murdered a child!”
The girl: “I don’t care”
The police: “You are going to jail”
The girl “Oh n.. *I MEAN* I don’t care!!”
She actually did get arrested
@@door-chanprove it
Danny you need to do a face reveal
Omg guys thanks for 1 like
I meant 3.2k likes
Jacorb Robbins we seriously need this
Exactly we have been waiting for so long
IKR
lmao u right why doesnt he just do it already
death: **shows up**
death: your time has come.
girl: i dOn'T cArE
Lul
She should have been Greg she would have been amoral and never woul have died rip idk girl
GIRL LITERALLY DOESNT CARE ENOUGH TO FUCKING DIE
"WE TRIED FORCING HER ON BUT SHE JUST KEEPS FUCKING YELLING THAT SHE DOESNT CARE" - Death
I don’t know why y’all ate laughing out loud this is trash
Satan: "You're coming to hell with me."
Girl: "I dOnT CaRe."
Satan: "Actually you can keep this one God I don't want it."
i love it when danny, cody. drew, noel and kurtis upload around a similar time
5 YEARS AGO IS INSANE
Covid was our 9/11
Right???!
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Almost 6
it literally says one year ago idiot
First rule of Greg club.
Don't talk about Greg club
Yeap shhhhhhh
@I do it all Nate I am the Greg not the club.
Yeah... wait oh fuck
I commented about Bill on surprise toys: they delete my comment. My response: bish wtf
Secend rule of Greg Club.
We don’t talk about Greg Club
☹️ the secret club isn’t on mobile.... now we can’t stare at each other at Greg family dinner.
It totally is for me. Guess I won't see you at dinner Sheena
@@Jogjosmowwdkfs same, press f to pay respects
RIP 😢💔
@@Jogjosmowwdkfs wow you just joined his club I am jealous
It is for me, but I'm not paying 5 a month
THERE’S *TWOOOOO* NUTCRACKERS NOW DID YOU NOT THINK WE WOULD NOTICE DANNYYY
FAKE GREG he posted about it on Instagram
Skye Simmer nutcracker: the four realms
First thing i notice
@@isabelalmeida9234 so its Craig
A black one and a white one. We Greg are all about diversion. What did you think we would do? NO RACISM
Danny: This is a secret, so don't tell anyone
Also Danny: shows the video to millions of people
When he went horizontal I just laughed historically.
"Hahaha the american revolution! HOhoho I have a dream by MLK! Hehehe the Treaty of Versailles!"
Jamo13 “Oh haha oh man the French and Indian War whooo haha oh George Washington hahahah that’s hysterical! Oh my haha the constitution Whoo haha!”
I laughed ⒽⒾⓈⓉⓄⓇⒾⒸⒶⓁⓁⓎ
at the replies on this
Thanks for the likes lol
The great laugh of 2018...
*laughs in ancient*
When ever I feel lonely I watch the first 5 seconds of every one of Danny Gonzalez's videos
underrated comment
“Hey Greg”😂
^^^^
Aight imma go change my name to greg
OMG SAMEE LMFAOO
He’s not hot at all. He looks like a mutated potato with the personality of the supreme logo on a plain T-shirt.
Nararara Mammily if he didn’t look like a cocky douche he would be attractive
Oof
Maggie E if he wasn’t a cocky douche he’d be attractive too lol
Eh.. More like a muscly goat. Maaaa, maaaa. I hope he goes back to his home. The goat pen. Where his maaa maaa, can use the flip flop and teach him a lesson!
Now this is just so, so fucking true
The more days pass, the more he misses his opportunity to say "I hope you are all having a Greg day".
My mind has been corrupted by the office I thought instead of him saying " *where are the girls?!?* " he said " *where are the turtles?!?* "
HAND. OVER. THE. GIRLS. NOW!
Same here!
I'm typing t hi is on a piece of papper
Where are theyyyy?
I don’t like the office, but that was funny lol.
This has nothing to do with this video but did you know, the largest living bird in the world is a wandering albatross they are a sea bird and spend a lot of there life in the air. They can have a wingspan of up to twelve feet and have three to four babies a year.
Another cool type of bird is a secretary bird, they hunt and eat snakes so as a result they have vary long and fast legs, so fast, that the snake that there hunting dos not even have the time to strike.
if they where to stomp on a scale, it would measure more than there body weight.
Another cool bird is a shoe billed stork, they’re water birds and hunt lungfish, a fish that has the ability to breathe to escape pretors, a process that is all out useless around a shoe bill, they have big shoe like bills, witch is where they get there name.
There almost a blue color and have long legs, they sit still for most of the day waiting for movement in any near by water.
They’ll eat most any fish they can get there bill around, even other birds babies.
Yo I love shoe billed storks!!!
Nice, random fact, Greg.
Cool
Thank you
Nice.
Plot twist: he was allergic to peanuts and goes into anaphylactic shock
Concussion = Comedy
Well deserved tbh
Every Kurtis sketch I've seen
lmao he's allergic to peanus
Danny, I’ve been a fan for 5 whole years and I gotta say, you’ve come so far. I’m glad you aren’t quitting youtube anytime soon. I’m Melanie by the way
*When the editing is nice*
Hey, this editing is nice. Good job.
Mr. Henry my all time favorite comment
69th like
BOTTOM TEXT
Hey Danny has a secret club
Xd
i’ve only ever heard of him when he got exposed for abusing his girlfriend
she snapped wait what?
@@miaverboom4560 yeah ray diaz abused his girlfriend but he got out of jail because of money
What??? I hope people spam that in the comments of all his shitty videos
Same. And the pedo stuff. 🤢
@@miaverboom4560 yup, there are recordings of him threatening to kill her or someone else. Drama alert has the tea.
The “I don’t care” girl gets a call from her parents
Mom: I know this might be surprising to you, but your father and I are getting a divorce
Girl: I DoNt cArE !!!
hit 👋👊 or miss 👋😳 i guess 🤔🧠💭 they never ❌🚫 miss 👋😔 huh 🤠 you got a boyfriend 😛👫💑💏 i bet he doesn’t ❌🚫 kiss 😘💋👄 ya 😂 muah 😍✨👄😘✨ he gon find 👀👓🔍 another girl 👧🏻👫💑💏💔 and he won’t ❌🚫 miss ya 😔💔He gon' skrrt🚀🤭 and hit the dab 👊🕺🏽like Wiz Khalifa😗💨🍁
Doctor: I’m really sorry, but we can’t cure you. You have about 10 minutes to live.
Girl: I DON’T CARE!
Dparty85 nice copypasta
Pewds: Front flip!
Timmy: But Dad that was a back flip.
Pewds: I DON'T CAAAAAARE!
ItsJohnnyRD 123
Doctor: I’m really sorry but you’re mom didn’t make it through the surgery.
Girl: I DoNT cArE
Fun fact: if you replace “Greg” with “danny” it becomes Danny
Did you know that every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Ah yes, the floor is made of floor
omg epik fact :0
Wow, that _is_ fun, thanks!
“ 18+ advised “ yet he dates and abuses underage girls 😳😳😳
nini ; and that is the tea
AW MAN
wait what
Theres a lot of bad people, I know iM juSt a kiD still. But I have been through rough times, I'm only 11. Had my life crumble, had a "friend" try to murder me. Had many near death times, and loved ones die. I have had people hurt me everyday for 2 years straight. I have had my little sister almost die, had a person recently make my best friend turn on me. Theres bad things everywhere. Hes probably been in jail for it or may be in jail right now. Pay your respects to the women, but the past cant be un-done lets look for a happy future for those poor ladies.
@@RazzberryRazor literally no one asked or cares
Ray Diaz was also arrested for having inappropriate relations with a highschool girl FYI she's the blonde girl in his videos
😹👏 and this mans what? 30? Dam
hxney_heart I think like 33
Michael Scott ooof. Big no no
hey uh
we're bankrupt
poor girl...
Lets just talk about the fact that this guy is walking around today, and not in jail
Funni Monky omfg he’s out now?
goshgolllygee yeah he’s been out for a while
He was released on bail. I can't imagine he's gone through trial and been found innocent already, or at all.
Good thing I'm not in Cuba. At least I think that's where he is. Unless the flag in his bio was there for another reason other than he lives there.
Art Farts it could mean that he’s from Cuba, so really he could be anywhere
10:41 Danny forgetting he had to fall to do that😭
A NEW NUTCRACKER
He posted about it on his IG
Omg
The nutcracker girl friend?
Or boyfriend. It's 2018
They're multiplying
"I'm sorry to say this, but it seems that you have a tumor in your brain, you have 2 weeks to live....."
*I dOnT CaRe*
Imagine a man on the phone says this "Hello there well it seems that your dad hasn't given me money he owed me and.. we'll you see I have your friends and family captive if you don't give me money I will shoot all of them chop them up and send the pieces to your grandma " and right after he finishes his sentence you then say "I don't care" you then roll your eyes and hang up
Doctor: *pulls out gun*
shoulda said that youre adopted
@@shrekchan2538 gremmar
@@Vexxel256 yes gremmar
Whats up greg it's *greg*
Hey V-Sause, *V-Sause* here!
@@reiryuhnz1396 I WAS LITERALLY JUST WATCHING V-SAUCE LE GASP
Danny forgot his own name...
Sup Greg I’m also greg
Hotel? *H O T E L*
im in my rewatching every danny video era
Real
@Gyufan OMG IS THAT BEOMGYU IN UR PFP
@@_g0r3c0r3 YEAH LOL
I really liked today's sponsor!
same
Tatum Borealis me to
i dunno hes really mean to me.
Wait I forgot what was it again.
jessica smith his sponsor was himself
the way he looked like a 13 year old girl going “hehe he’s so silly” was adorable 🥺💖😭
He is so cuteeeeeee
8:25
ikr
What are you
Thirteen year old girls are the type of girls Ray Diaz dates. Guess Ray Diaz's sweaty second account is going to slide into Danny's dms.
WE MUST SEND DANNY MORE NUTCRACKERS SO HE CAN HAVE A ARMY
an*
I’m sorry ;-;
YASSSSS