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  • @scratch4982
    @scratch4982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3864

    everyone out here talking about how savage Wendy’s is
    are we all gonna ignore Moon Pie?

    • @NoNoDontTouchMeThere
      @NoNoDontTouchMeThere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Nah I got you back on that

    • @theweakestbrazilianmale3398
      @theweakestbrazilianmale3398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      The Moon Pie Twitter is just a less edgy Wendy´s

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I've been ignoring MoonPie my whole life, I'm not stopping now.

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wendy’s is just an asshole, lol.

    • @emmanueladesiyan2236
      @emmanueladesiyan2236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Y'all sleeping on Magikarp

  • @nerkdurgen5574
    @nerkdurgen5574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3504

    "Son won't have childreeennn-eh"
    Everybody gangsta til sorrow bust out the nasally Karen voice.

    • @nerkdurgen5574
      @nerkdurgen5574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@DigitalDaydreams Is that what the community calls it? I had to think for like five minutes on what to describe that voice as.

    • @nerkdurgen5574
      @nerkdurgen5574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @ and I oopsie

    • @Soapcookies
      @Soapcookies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ are you sure she is?

    • @rainbowslushy223
      @rainbowslushy223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of my favourite characters/ voices

    • @coriolis07
      @coriolis07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nerk Durgen once I had a dentist named Karen. She was pretty neat. Talked to me about my favorite book (Uzumaki). Wasn’t there for too long tho so maybe I have no right to judge. Didn’t rub me the wrong way though.

  • @hisholinesstheanimepope6319
    @hisholinesstheanimepope6319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2549

    To the guy who disrespected my main man Magikarp.
    At least Magikarp can become something great and powerful.

    • @thegreatkingdedede7391
      @thegreatkingdedede7391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Mrs. Lop3z That's...why I'm here.

    • @noakinn
      @noakinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mrs. Lop3z Do not link subreddits out of reddit. You look a like a moronic fuck lemur.

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That Magikarp knows Scald.

    • @danielbueno8474
      @danielbueno8474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Mrs. Lop3z sorry to do this, but... r/foundthemobileuser

    • @madafaka2666
      @madafaka2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      _But Magikarp is already something great and powerful_

  • @banshusband8095
    @banshusband8095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3500

    as a person with athsma, i can confirm i need bicycle helmets and fish bowls

    • @zoophiliaphobic
      @zoophiliaphobic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      P

    • @l.yoked.l1784
      @l.yoked.l1784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      As another person with asthma, I can confirm this.

    • @bayli1230
      @bayli1230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me to man...me to...

    • @zoophiliaphobic
      @zoophiliaphobic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gotta update the letter p to furfag

    • @lukeharnish3358
      @lukeharnish3358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ii Ax ii As a person with both asthma and depression I can confirm all of this it’s very true but I wonder what they’re going to say about the ADHD

  • @derpythedaedra4194
    @derpythedaedra4194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2914

    >stay at home mother
    >criticizes working person for not having money
    >*in what fantasy land does she live in*

    • @daroaminggnome
      @daroaminggnome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@deusexrockina Tbf the single working mom is probably also a bitch(considering she shows up uninvited to someones house and starts trying to guilt trip them with waterworks to the point that the man of the house feels like he has to call the cops on his own sister-in-law). The suggestion that she find a circle of friends with interests/lifestyles/income more closely aligned with her own is in the best interests of both parties, IMO. Just 'cause you're family doesn't mean you're obligated to be friends with each other.

    • @misterree09
      @misterree09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@daroaminggnome Do you happen to be Sad Sister's other sister not named "Wendy"? Hence why your comment suggests you approve deliberately excluding her just because she's different. The irony of supposedly forgiving and understanding Christians being the opposite of what is taught in church is lost on you.

    • @ninetailsgaming2919
      @ninetailsgaming2919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Derpy the Daedra *wait*
      *wait*
      *w a i t*
      🙏 👋 *B O I* this ain’t the 1960’s

    • @ninetailsgaming2919
      @ninetailsgaming2919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      30’s*

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Suburbia. I grew up there, it’s a prison surrounded by imported grass.

  • @1995to2013
    @1995to2013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2217

    The post of Sad Sister is really disheartening, I really hope that poster's sister does find people who actually appreciate her and show her kindness! Can't imagine how difficult it is to be a single mom divorcee :( So glad Amy didn't indulge in Sad Sister's bs lmao

    • @qjtvaddict
      @qjtvaddict 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Angie ᄑᄉᄑ s considering what happens to children of single moms there is a reason people get that hateful towards those women.

    • @idolmike6779
      @idolmike6779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@qjtvaddict I consider myself pretty normal...

    • @may292
      @may292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@qjtvaddict what do you mean?

    • @Samantha-xp8cn
      @Samantha-xp8cn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@qjtvaddict What exactly happens? Care to elaborate?

    • @irlwillsolace
      @irlwillsolace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Melon Sauce same

  • @danaburr3296
    @danaburr3296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2070

    Joke's on Katie Hopkins, I'm wearing running shoes and I went outside today and I'm still depressed

  • @ChristAliveForevermore
    @ChristAliveForevermore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4226

    Neil DeGrasse Tyson is basically the personification of r/iamverysmart

    • @misterwuss5456
      @misterwuss5456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      And the worse part is that I can never tell if he's serious! So I can't even tell if it's a r/whoosh! Help!

    • @selensewar
      @selensewar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@misterwuss5456 just assume everyone is lying. The wonders of the internet!

    • @misterwuss5456
      @misterwuss5456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@selensewar then I will presume you're lying too and oh god I have no idea what to do anymore....

    • @random4115
      @random4115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The worse thing...
      He actually is

    • @VFG204
      @VFG204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Michael Asta
      Just like Elon Musk is the personification of r/quityourbullshit.

  • @sasaki8765
    @sasaki8765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1217

    I'm Anemic. I don't need iron supplements, I just need TO DRINK THE BLOOD OF THE LIV- actually that'd probably work just fine in correct portions.
    Huh.

    • @xidropkillzx3246
      @xidropkillzx3246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sasaki hows that shit going? My dad is also anemic very severe at first :(

    • @4everMayito
      @4everMayito 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@xidropkillzx3246 I was anemic too as a child, I just had to eat a lot of liver and I was back to normal in a couple days.

    • @TimidIzzy
      @TimidIzzy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm anemic too...
      Just badly enough that I found out because I realized I had some symptoms similar to blood cancer.
      Every time i get blood tests for various things, the doctors always go "...you are REALLY low on iron and vitamin D..." Like yeah, I know. I take the supplements.

    • @xidropkillzx3246
      @xidropkillzx3246 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Izzy the Pooh haha the same results every time

    • @rafi4949
      @rafi4949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This could only go well keep me posted

  • @buffnatsuki7204
    @buffnatsuki7204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9813

    As i diabetic, i do indeed use nail polish and fishing rods.

    • @PRGME7
      @PRGME7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +447

      Buff Natsuki I have autism and I need magnets and blankets

    • @Cajek2
      @Cajek2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      I use nail polish and fishing rods and I only have a personality disorder

    • @accountname4754
      @accountname4754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I am not diabetic but nail polish is great and fishing rods are cool

    • @marciitapper9411
      @marciitapper9411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      As a person with Ulcerative colitis, I do indeed need a book and a lightbulb

    • @afif5496
      @afif5496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      As a person with schizophrenia, i need a sock and a Bleach

  • @andreabritton7415
    @andreabritton7415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I love how that woman ostracises her sister for HAVING a job. Its like your calling her a worse person for actually working.

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The sister of Sad Sister definitely deserves better friends. It's irritating that Sad Sister and company will just think of the excluded sister as overreacting and whiny and shit without realizing that she has every reason to be upset that they're excluding her and her alone for shitty reasons.

  • @ashleypaige2973
    @ashleypaige2973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    I feel so bad for Wendy.

    • @CleanMusicHD223
      @CleanMusicHD223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mr. Dad especially since wendys and Carl's Jr are divorcing

    • @AaaaNinja
      @AaaaNinja 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well I Googled and found the complete unedited Amy post about "Wendy" and they have some pretty good reasons for excluding her that kinda make the "burn" by the columnist a little less justified. Seriously how is it possible to still be a "good person" and make room for someone whose conversation mainly consists of complaining?

    • @roundbirb447
      @roundbirb447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AaaaNinja Complain with them, duh

    • @nevayuh5636
      @nevayuh5636 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AaaaNinja what’s some of the reasons why?

    • @goawayplease6456
      @goawayplease6456 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      One Like = 1 friend for wendy

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9168

    Posting Wendy's tweets on r/murderedbywords is cheating.

    • @milkyu_ix
      @milkyu_ix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Panzer Man
      True dat

    • @Flomkarsten
      @Flomkarsten 6 ปีที่แล้ว +654

      r/murderedbywendy's

    • @jakemckown7195
      @jakemckown7195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      I met the person who generally runs the wendy’s twitter account :))

    • @ItsMazzdy
      @ItsMazzdy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Panzer Man ii

    • @AidRe
      @AidRe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      SCOTLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @amicaniiya1576
    @amicaniiya1576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    9:13 to quote Tumblr user *marzipanandminutae* (responding to user *satanpositive* posting "Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue"):
    "They are indeed purple,
    But one thing you've missed
    The concept of "purple"
    Didn't always exist.
    Some cultures lack names
    For a color, you see.
    Hence good old Homer
    And his "wine-dark sea."
    A usage so quaint,
    A phrasing so old,
    For verses of romance
    Is sheer fucking gold.
    So roses are red.
    Violets once were called blue.
    I'm hugely pedantic,
    But what else is new?"

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Devika A I'm pretty sure it's getting there! Haha

    • @ktkennedy7421
      @ktkennedy7421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I quote this all the time 😂

    • @cryosthesia77k69
      @cryosthesia77k69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This, this right here, this is GREAT

    • @Iblamethebarrels
      @Iblamethebarrels 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice citation as well!

    • @whiskeytengofoxtrot9670
      @whiskeytengofoxtrot9670 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leafy leaf leafeon leaf leeeeef
      Edit: forgot to translate I said sick fuckin beats brooo

  • @brainrich1358
    @brainrich1358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2382

    You do the voices really well....a little too well sometimes.

    • @luvgus.
      @luvgus. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ever see the movie Split

    • @gregithysallee8421
      @gregithysallee8421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Ever wonder why he doesn't show his face? It's because it's all different people.

    • @sal-cf4kc
      @sal-cf4kc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      4:44

    • @darcmatter7560
      @darcmatter7560 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He may be Seymour

    • @derpmcgerp8062
      @derpmcgerp8062 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Asking a little too many questions...
      Walking a little too close to the sun...
      Super Mega Fans, keep this guy on notice. You know what to do. 👿

  • @BBelugawhale
    @BBelugawhale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    I’m depressed
    I need memes and grand illusions

  • @davidtodd3809
    @davidtodd3809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    r/NobodyAsked.
    Make it happen.

  • @NorwayTracking
    @NorwayTracking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    I have insomnia, I’m going to need a paintbrush and a newspaper.

    • @lukeharnish3358
      @lukeharnish3358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Won’t that keep you awake?

    • @Archviste_
      @Archviste_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too I need a plastic bag and some sleeping pills

    • @Archviste_
      @Archviste_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Garrett Engell that works too

    • @sirprize275
      @sirprize275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You need a My Pillow! 2 for $160!

    • @dannychefalo432
      @dannychefalo432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I paint stuff when I can't sleep cause it's calming and helps reduce the frustration/anxiety I get from not being able to sleep

  • @KingofCrusher
    @KingofCrusher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    That church sister one was amazing, made me laugh so hard.

    • @chemolcalico6792
      @chemolcalico6792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      We need the “AMEN!” song

    • @EddieB-ready
      @EddieB-ready 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Stephen Seehorn I felt so satisfied by that response I had to swap pants... No seriously, I was so satisfied I forgot I was holding a soda glass and it spewed over me. Sad times.

    • @vladimiradidas1945
      @vladimiradidas1945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Stephen Seehorn yeah fuck that bitch. if you have such strict ways to make others fit in then your a bitch.

    • @VoodooAngels
      @VoodooAngels 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And by "strict ways" you mean "similar interests and able to afford the activities". Yeah, whoever came up with that whole "birds of a feather" nonsense clearly hasn't be excluded from hanging out with people he has nothing in common with.

    • @vladimiradidas1945
      @vladimiradidas1945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      VoodooAngels still doesnt justify being a dick to others for not 'fitting in'.

  • @yokowan
    @yokowan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1094

    "What do you do when you're half your girl's size?
    climb up her leg
    fall asleep on her thighs"
    As a short guy, I'd love to do this. If I had a girl. Or anyone.

    • @Brynwyn123
      @Brynwyn123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Timgor as a tiny lesbian chubby chaser I concur

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I mean if you’re open to it, my man thighs are available.

    • @AngelofEresos
      @AngelofEresos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Sometimes I wish I was a lady so I could offer all of their feminine blessings.

    • @Jack-nb4tr
      @Jack-nb4tr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Timgor you have me bb

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ey hang in there bro everyone's socially terrified and if you watch this channel you know why but you can find someone just by being even moderately decent a person. The bar to stand out is super low; you can do it.

  • @sapphirefox93
    @sapphirefox93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Wendy ‘s : roast everyone on tweeter Moon pie: reminds people that they’re talking to a marshmallow pie .

  • @grey9916
    @grey9916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    i used to be depressed and the fresh and running shoes didnt work. therapy sure did though

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      dID u tRY tO jUSt ChEer uP???

    • @familiayoutuber4769
      @familiayoutuber4769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It'S bEcAuSe YoU lAzY mIlLeNiAlS nEvEr CoMmIt To AnYtHiNg!

    • @dummy9060
      @dummy9060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      yOu’Re JuSt DoInG iT fOr AtTeNtIoN

    • @thisstatementisfalsenothin5312
      @thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was “depressed” (I didn’t see a doctor or anything I was just always sad as hell) and I got better by accidentally fixing all the things making me sad
      I might just be lucky but I pretty much just did stupid shit for a while and now my life’s pretty nice I got some friends I stopped caring about the people that didn’t care about me that kinda thing

    • @georgiakapetaniou761
      @georgiakapetaniou761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 Ah... please don't diagnose yourself it's actually kinda offensive. Depression is not just being sad all the time and saying that you have a serious mental illness without being diagnosed makes people who actually suffer from it upset. It's one reason (in my opinion) why depression is not viewed as a serious issue
      Aside from that it's nice that you're doing better!

  • @kstanford387
    @kstanford387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    I can believe that Wendy's never uses frozen beef, because if their account is anything to go by, they have no chill.

    • @joelrichardson5139
      @joelrichardson5139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      One Dollar Reviews on the flip side, their comments are nothing but cold hearted.

    • @imsexisttoair9877
      @imsexisttoair9877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And I can see why you wouldn’t have to worry about undercooked meat...because they bring the heat

    • @woofgonecrazy
      @woofgonecrazy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So everyone has a pun up their sleve now?

    • @derpmcgerp8062
      @derpmcgerp8062 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @kstanford387
      @kstanford387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, we could go on, but something tells me you're cold-hearted, if not a little animalistic.

  • @tavvy4426
    @tavvy4426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    8:46
    *_”I AM NO DEVIANT”_*
    *_”TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS”_*
    There’s my contribution

    • @opalmoone120
      @opalmoone120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DBH

    • @jeremypedersen6894
      @jeremypedersen6894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The cake is a lie

    • @fanatictastic5787
      @fanatictastic5787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      W A K E. U P. L I E U T E N A N T

    • @DeDerpyDerp_
      @DeDerpyDerp_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Its dangerous to go alone, take this.
      Its a me, Mario!
      The definition of insanity is doing the same samb thing over and over again, expecting the result to change
      All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ
      Thats all I got.

    • @bernardobarrientos4007
      @bernardobarrientos4007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What's the thing in that one

  • @tweevlebarr3528
    @tweevlebarr3528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4099

    *ooh look what you made him doooo*

    • @honeybee4738
      @honeybee4738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *oh my*

    • @GESTOPTKANAALDJARO
      @GESTOPTKANAALDJARO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You know he had to do it to em

    • @honeybee4738
      @honeybee4738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1.2k congrats

    • @ahhgeez
      @ahhgeez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I read this the exact moment he said it on the video thank you

    • @mememmeme4330
      @mememmeme4330 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      As soon as it come on

  • @Nugnugnug
    @Nugnugnug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Okay, but that "amen" scat around the five minute mark was pretty damn impressive.

  • @rohanjeetdas5707
    @rohanjeetdas5707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3444

    "Chiilldrehhh....
    *nha"*

    • @mcninjaftw4789
      @mcninjaftw4789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Meaaaannnnsssss...
      *syeh*

    • @rakidavid1866
      @rakidavid1866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Haaaaappyyyyyy
      Yeh

    • @peridaniel8265
      @peridaniel8265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      wooorkplaaaaayyy
      syeh

    • @nocobot978
      @nocobot978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Greeeaaatttttllllll....
      yyeeeh

    • @FrippNotFred
      @FrippNotFred 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Excussssssseeeee......
      *eh*

  • @DeltaDanner
    @DeltaDanner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    “Not that anybody asked, but...” summarizes Neil deGrasse Tyson’s entire Twitter account

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Danner I do love him though.

    • @arifybush1203
      @arifybush1203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Good at science, bad at twitter.

    • @therealdeal6659
      @therealdeal6659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Danner If we based everything we say on whether anyone has asked for it, then things would be really different. Without one of your parents asking out your other one, this would even result in your cancerous self not existing.

    • @arifybush1203
      @arifybush1203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The Real Deal But that doesn’t exactly apply to twitter. Giving out random condescending tweets isn’t fun.

    • @DeltaDanner
      @DeltaDanner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      “Not liking Science Guys condescending tweets makes you cancerous”

  • @kirbbys
    @kirbbys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    At the time the "Roses are red" poem came out, there wasn't a color name for "violet". The color was still considered blue until given its name.

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      kirbby YES

    • @thatboringone7851
      @thatboringone7851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I can't explain the relief that brings the 5-year-old-getting-angry-at-people-calling-violets-blue in me. Thank you.

    • @GarfieldPhone
      @GarfieldPhone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      WHOS THE SMART ONE NOW? NEIL? *SMIRKS*

    • @trouserpantsful8696
      @trouserpantsful8696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So... what did they call violets before that?

    • @SylasTheShadow
      @SylasTheShadow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@trouserpantsful8696 the flowers were still called violets, but there wasn't a color called "violet". The word "violet" (color) comes from the name of a flower (violets).

  • @iii-rin
    @iii-rin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    The Islamic institute is hands down the best post on this sub

  • @AnUnusedPoolTable
    @AnUnusedPoolTable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    *I need a full version of the oompa loompa song from the beginning*

  • @keroloss8427
    @keroloss8427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    My jaw dropped to the Sad response church argument

  • @SniperJoeLieutenant
    @SniperJoeLieutenant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    I'm dead, but I don't need a coffin and some eternal rest.
    I need burgers and 25 Magikarps

    • @doodlespiral7110
      @doodlespiral7110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I hope you're ready for 100,000 steps of egg hatching and disappointment.

    • @Cnut_the_grape
      @Cnut_the_grape 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He has plenty of time

    • @doodlespiral7110
      @doodlespiral7110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Cnut_the_grape there's something fishy about this situation.

    • @Cnut_the_grape
      @Cnut_the_grape 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@doodlespiral7110 that pun seems reaaaaally out of the blue

    • @thereportofthemonth1504
      @thereportofthemonth1504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't you mean a square burger??

  • @EMETRL
    @EMETRL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "she has a job, therefore she does not have enough money"
    "I stay at home because my significant other has a job and pays for everything"
    "I don't have to care about money because I'm literally getting carried in the family"

  • @bluemoon1115
    @bluemoon1115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    4:43
    The lady treats her sister the way mine treats my mom.
    And she wonders why I don’t speak to her and I completely dote on my mom.

  • @zacharywilson9596
    @zacharywilson9596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1938

    6:02 She doesn’t get payed parental leave at her workplace... isn’t that illegal?

    • @werb6209
      @werb6209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      No, some states don’t require employers to have payed parental leave

    • @zacharywilson9596
      @zacharywilson9596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      The Twinz, throughout most of the Western World, paid parental leave is mandatory. I'm just shocked that the U.S.A. doesn't have it.

    • @lynnr8290
      @lynnr8290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Zachary Wilson a lot, I believe the majority (but I'm not sure) of states do have that law. But that leads to, sometimes, (and I'm not trying to go on some big feminist rant but this is actually relevant in my life rn so it's a personal experience) having a harder time getting a good serious job. Employers who see a woman young enough to have kids who is married or engaged and think to themselves "we don't need to hire her just to hire someone else to do her job soon after" sometimes. So while it's a law at least in my state, it doesn't always work in our favor.

    • @fellasyouknowwhenyoudrinkw2231
      @fellasyouknowwhenyoudrinkw2231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Zachary Wilson not in america

    • @tomsparey176
      @tomsparey176 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Depends on state.

  • @butteredtoust7777
    @butteredtoust7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I have died many times watching this dudes r/ series.
    Thank you so much Sorrow TV
    All the depression in my system has been washed away

  • @kingstonb8130
    @kingstonb8130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    I have ADHD and I need a sketchbook and a......ummmm......What was I saying again?

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      ...and a 5000-piece puzzle.

    • @feihtyt2063
      @feihtyt2063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      As someone who has ADHD, BIG MOOD.

    • @Evanflame-rk9xu
      @Evanflame-rk9xu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mine diamonds loops for the 96th time in my head

    • @gyisdoingstuff9561
      @gyisdoingstuff9561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mood

    • @muk3988
      @muk3988 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What...

  • @sir.bantalot5854
    @sir.bantalot5854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Respect for sister Wendy tho. She's a single mother working to provide and raise her child whilst her family just stay at home and let their husbands do all the providing.

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, too bad her sisters are _soo_ entitled they have no idea how hard it must be for her, and to top it off they’re complete condescending assholes who couldn’t sympathize, probably because they _never_ had to struggle to provide.

    • @sir.bantalot5854
      @sir.bantalot5854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bailey Green She's probably better off without their influence tbh, but being shut out like that can't be easy because she doesn't even have her own family for emotional support. Hope there's someone else looking out for her.

  • @JayFAE12
    @JayFAE12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    Who needs depression when you've got running shoes and oxygen ammirite?

    • @thetacogamer500
      @thetacogamer500 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exploring the Forgotten me in third grade does.

    • @drewthatguy4933
      @drewthatguy4933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Someone* finally said it.

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i prefer pumps and boron

    • @GlenTropile
      @GlenTropile 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I prefer Doc's and cig's.

    • @kai-parker76
      @kai-parker76 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read and listen to other people's woes. Offer advice. Usually comes around and gives me insight on my own situation.

  • @lowkey_out
    @lowkey_out 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Childereeeeeen eh" cracked me soo hard

  • @fuzzymilk
    @fuzzymilk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1107

    When you're only 5 feet tall, you really don't need a man half your size

    • @hyperult3810
      @hyperult3810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      my nam jef

    • @eudorajade5780
      @eudorajade5780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I see you around and your profile pic is terrifying 👌👌

    • @mylesco.5385
      @mylesco.5385 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuzzy, what is your profile picture of? I watched the video a long time ago, but forgot the name. Would you happen to know?

    • @knottyfurball3864
      @knottyfurball3864 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Myles Co. i think it was baby's ice cream or something like that

    • @fuzzymilk
      @fuzzymilk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Myles Co. It's from a memory hole video

  • @poggoestheweasl
    @poggoestheweasl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    r/wowthanksimcured

    • @kyrotonia
      @kyrotonia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I almost liked this, but I realized it had 420 likes. lol
      I dunno, enjoy.

    • @devinward461
      @devinward461 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kyrotonia it's well past that point so go ahead and like it

    • @hannahu.6220
      @hannahu.6220 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi I'm Posting Random Stuff

  • @romelcasillas2286
    @romelcasillas2286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Dear Sad Sister........BURNED!!! 🔥

    • @vladimiradidas1945
      @vladimiradidas1945 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      StopReadingThisUsername woah there. If you were Starbucks, you'd be arresting black youths for no reason other than them being black lmao.

  • @jokefest876
    @jokefest876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Starts singing amen.
    Me: rush to the subscribe button

    • @jasondeng7677
      @jasondeng7677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10:20

    • @originaluseername
      @originaluseername 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the first action being described has a period, but the second does not?

    • @noneofyerbisness8702
      @noneofyerbisness8702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@originaluseername He hit menopause.

    • @originaluseername
      @originaluseername 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noneofyerbisness8702 ok

    • @ArtsyLGStyles
      @ArtsyLGStyles 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noneofyerbisness8702 Dude I know it's been a year but you've gotten a chuckle out of me at 12:01 AM, mad props

  • @kixel2859
    @kixel2859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    Lmao that one with 'sad sister' was gold

    • @merchant_of_kek5697
      @merchant_of_kek5697 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait so sense she doesn’t want someone who doesn’t fit her life she’s a bad person im a little confused I just don’t see the other argument

    • @ul8532
      @ul8532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@merchant_of_kek5697 Basically Dad sister and co were pretty rude to her, she compared her sister's life with hers like hers is top notch, assuming her sister is poor because she is a single mom and in sad sister reasoning being a non daily catholic and a single mom is sign of poverty (even when she said her sister Wendy have a job) also she justified her and her sisters and cousins with the excuse of "she doesn't fit in " and top of this they are family, assuming sad sister's words is probably an indicative that she and co never cared about her, if they did, in some point they surely have asked her.

  • @khanisrok6363
    @khanisrok6363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    1:26 in her defense, *hurt* is also a verb. You can *hurt* someone (please don't). The *hurt* verb conjugated in present, preterite and future is really the same.
    Sorry if I *hurt* anyone's feelings.

    • @QuotePilgrim
      @QuotePilgrim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Khanis Rok, yeah, of all the people in that whole thread, the one saying that it's an adjective is definitely the most stupid.

    • @Intothevoid-NIB
      @Intothevoid-NIB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Then the poster shouldn't have used it as an adjective

    • @litedaya7657
      @litedaya7657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It was used as a predicate adjective here, and there is no word form that indicates future tense in english.

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I know this hurts to hear but the present tense of the verb "hurt" is not the same.

    • @staryoshi06
      @staryoshi06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do you like hurting other people?

  • @Inferno144
    @Inferno144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Didn't know Campbell's could be so fucking savage.

    • @cffeebean3047
      @cffeebean3047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Did somebody say.
      *C A M P B E L L?*
      CAMPCAMPCAMPCAMPCAMPCAMP

    • @breakblake4823
      @breakblake4823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cøffee bean yessssssssssssssss

    • @bathoryaria4127
      @bathoryaria4127 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right?

  • @limeisntinteresting
    @limeisntinteresting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I honestly feel bad for the divorced, working sister. I hope she gets some good friends who will actually care for her

  • @anthonytruong1061
    @anthonytruong1061 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1310

    People like Sad Sister are why I don't go to church anymore lmao

    • @mackle6136
      @mackle6136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Anthony Truong people like her are why I never went in the first place

    • @datemoboi3341
      @datemoboi3341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SAME

    • @machine_cow
      @machine_cow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      people like Sad Sister are why I go on reddit lmao

    • @Zanklev
      @Zanklev 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Sadly it's people like that who make us look bad. They use "church going" and "christian" as a status simple but do not truly care about faith in Jesus.

    • @BlartInc
      @BlartInc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So if you saw a video of a pro-choice guy roundhouse kicking a pro-life woman, would you stop supporting abortion?

  • @mr.universe7049
    @mr.universe7049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    When Neil said "if rhymes were accurate", he didn't even rhyme anything.

    • @ladicus
      @ladicus 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i'm sorry but i'm gonna need a little less edge on that

    • @axlthesnake
      @axlthesnake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roses are red
      I just wanted to be included
      People who use this meme
      Are usually secluded

  • @meezalamazala279
    @meezalamazala279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    I have ADHD, and I don't need any prescriptions or doctors to help me out, I need som- Oh look! There a squirrel outside! Uh oh, my dog just chased it up a tree... but my cat climbed up and- and ate it? Anyway, what was I saying?

    • @danthediamondhedgehog3615
      @danthediamondhedgehog3615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's funny, cause I have it too, with autism as well

    • @wonderingaround945
      @wonderingaround945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don't think I have ADHD. I just don't pay attention to shit that I need to pay attention to.

    • @lilian158
      @lilian158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meezala Mazala is that the eye of Osiris? From destiny

    • @meezalamazala279
      @meezalamazala279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bangoo yes.

    • @lilian158
      @lilian158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meezala Mazala CALLED IT

  • @user-jn1wm3tb8v
    @user-jn1wm3tb8v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I sincerely hope the best for Wendy. She seems wonderful.

  • @TostitosMangoSalsa
    @TostitosMangoSalsa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    As someone with ulcerative colitis, I can confirm we desperately need books and a light bulb

    • @alphacentauri5090
      @alphacentauri5090 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can someone explain to me what ulcerative colitis is?

    • @TostitosMangoSalsa
      @TostitosMangoSalsa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sirius a. Lots of cramping, urgency to go to the bathroom (up to like 20 times a day), lots of blood in your stool, it’s not fun

    • @alphacentauri5090
      @alphacentauri5090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Azazel Potato Oh god that’s awful....

    • @blacksmithpiano
      @blacksmithpiano 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Azazel Potato damn, that is just horrendous. Sorry to anyone who has it

    • @TostitosMangoSalsa
      @TostitosMangoSalsa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Blackmsith2006 yeah and there’s no cure, just stuff to reduce the inflammation, my treatment consists of getting IV infusions every 6-8 weeks. The clinics are really nice tho I get free chips while I sit there for 3 hours (cause the infusion last that long)

  • @tired9351
    @tired9351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    you will be the best youtuber
    you are the best youtuber
    you have been the best youtuber

    • @Maestro_Gear
      @Maestro_Gear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      2/3 of those sentences are false

    • @hyperult3810
      @hyperult3810 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      my nam jef

    • @djsilversun
      @djsilversun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But he's literally just reading out loud stuff from reddit lmao

    • @deli_9697
      @deli_9697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fred is the best TH-camr

    • @Zombie81212
      @Zombie81212 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's entertaining but he is in no way the best.

  • @arkasubhroc2
    @arkasubhroc2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Man, who in their right minds tweets at Wendy's? Everybody knows that's just playing with fire.

    • @autumnsprite
      @autumnsprite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And with that, you have found the whole point of tweeting wendy's

  • @williamreely3455
    @williamreely3455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Make sure to enjoy it hot so it can help warm up your cold, dead heart."
    Damn. Campbell's is savage.

  • @singan5746
    @singan5746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    guy: Am i too heavy ?
    Seat post: Yes but not for the seatpost.
    *SLAUGHTERED*

  • @fishkeepercole2464
    @fishkeepercole2464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    I have ADHD, and I need a clock and an airplane.

  • @KentuckyWallChicken
    @KentuckyWallChicken 6 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Holy CRAP that dear Amy one was amazing. The person behind that better have gotten a raise for that.
    EDIT: THE CAMPBELL’S ONE I’M CRYING

    • @thatzootsuit8007
      @thatzootsuit8007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Campbells soup one is actually done by a guy who makes fake company social media accounts and trolls people, its really funny! The facebook page is called "Hope that helps" and its run by a comedian called Ben Palmer. There's plenty of others on his page :D

  • @vincent-ow8ss
    @vincent-ow8ss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    I am an wine addict.
    But its ok because I have a box, air freshener and some rubber bands!! Im good!

    • @screwtape05
      @screwtape05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ganos Thenie nice profile pic have you listened to the new album

    • @vincent-ow8ss
      @vincent-ow8ss 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haven Wilson of course I have. But it’s probably my least favorite. But it’s still great.

    • @vincent-ow8ss
      @vincent-ow8ss 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam’s Stuff Thank YOU for being a tool fan

    • @vincent-ow8ss
      @vincent-ow8ss 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam’s Stuff Whats your favorite album? Mine is Ænima

    • @vincent-ow8ss
      @vincent-ow8ss 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam’s Stuff what’s your favorite Fear Inoculum song

  • @h.thumbsthomas5479
    @h.thumbsthomas5479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    That advice column reply to sad sister was great. Sad sister is a horrible horrible human being.

    • @joycor1419
      @joycor1419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      KillerDavis 68 She isn’t being straight with her and thinks the other girl is in the wrong for being upset. If you’re going to exclude someone purposefully, at least own up to it when they’re upset.

    • @ninieibrahim
      @ninieibrahim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      KillerDavis 68 dude, are you fucking serious?

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr?

    • @thecactussword4304
      @thecactussword4304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Heather Thomas Dude, yes. As someone who has had to deal with someone who actually had their head as far up their ass as "Sad Sister" did, and with a similar problem to boot, this was very relaxing to see.

    • @EvilRaccoonDM
      @EvilRaccoonDM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Just imagine your self hating thoughts are being said by a an uptight rligous women"
      "God doesn't love you because you dont see a doctor"
      "Every mistake you make will one day kill you and you'll go to hell."
      "You were such a mistake no wonder you're damned"
      "Thanks for the input Brenda,but fuck right off"
      THANK YOU TUMBLR

  • @baconkoen1025
    @baconkoen1025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Yeah im suicidal, i need a bathtub and toaster.

  • @kyle857
    @kyle857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    Exercise is good for mental health, but it is not a substitute for medical advice and required medications.

    • @jahuahua112
      @jahuahua112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True. But depression is only uncommonly a real medical condition. Most depressions are not real, and are excuses to get some social media recognition. Virtually all depressions are rational and can be solved.

    • @UltimateKyuubiFox
      @UltimateKyuubiFox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Jack Ganbat Let’s play spot the neurotypical.

    • @decode3667
      @decode3667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There are studies that said that those who are active or keep their body fit, they face less mental issues or depression.
      There are of course exceptions but in general, a fit body helps you keep your mind healthy. I think it is said that exercise feeds the brain with substances that relaxes it. Even adrenaline, such is used to soothe the mind.

    • @freebird0147
      @freebird0147 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just Some Guy Ok you would know, right loony?

    • @chameleon7060
      @chameleon7060 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      De Code what came first, the chicken or the egg? Maybe it's not a case of exercise preventing or curing depression, maybe it's the fact that people who are depressed have less desire to exercise, or go out in general.

  • @alliway2138
    @alliway2138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The thing that ticks me off the most about the Sad Sister story is how that lady wrote to a newspaper to try and seek validation for her despicable behavior. 'Please, pity me, tell me I'm in the right and that I've done absolutely nothing wrong.'

  • @hesusthechosenone3597
    @hesusthechosenone3597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    I just love those intros when he just sings some random songs lol :)

    • @hyperult3810
      @hyperult3810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my nam jef

    • @penapenis
      @penapenis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i skip em

    • @ljubisavukovic8153
      @ljubisavukovic8153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I always skip it, the only reason I'm not upvoting his videos

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      siberian l_wolk are you kidding me "what do you do when you're halve your girls size?
      climb up her legs and go to sleep on her thighs"
      This shit is fucking gold

    • @penapenis
      @penapenis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they suck

  • @adampandit4326
    @adampandit4326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Last time I was this early, a woman was left very unsatisfied

  • @greenteesouo
    @greenteesouo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    7:09
    Splash now has the rare effect of causing a burn.

    • @fastbreak333
      @fastbreak333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't know that Magikarp can learn Scald.

  • @grant3888
    @grant3888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I'm drunk and that ending scream I fell off the stool laughing you sir just gained a sub and multi shares. Kudos and keep it up. I'm crying.

    • @Sunny-yw8pt
      @Sunny-yw8pt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You still drunk?

    • @jeffy3915
      @jeffy3915 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sunny-yw8pt what about now?

    • @mahks-pectith3179
      @mahks-pectith3179 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffy3915 op is pemanently drunk, like a tavern npc

  • @thatoneguykaboom7329
    @thatoneguykaboom7329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Roses are red
    Violets are violet
    When I think of you
    I get very violent

  • @DartHypixel
    @DartHypixel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Legit just made my phone go off in class. We were taking a test. My teacher looked up but couldn't pinpoint whos phone it was. Jesus

    • @Mika_3c33
      @Mika_3c33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lol its 21:12 here so i dont really have that problem xD

    • @Thunder-qf5dm
      @Thunder-qf5dm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SnowyWolfGamez You German?

    • @hyperult3810
      @hyperult3810 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      my nam jef

    • @Mika_3c33
      @Mika_3c33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nah Dutch

    • @loganhunt8029
      @loganhunt8029 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That happened

  • @tavvy4426
    @tavvy4426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    People with Asthma don’t need an inhaler and doctors
    They need a suburb road and some
    Healies.

    • @killawhale8726
      @killawhale8726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I would feel better if I had some heelies.

    • @tavvy4426
      @tavvy4426 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoshi_IX same..

    • @wor4656
      @wor4656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Everyone *NEEDS* heelies

    • @theweakestbrazilianmale3398
      @theweakestbrazilianmale3398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What they really need is the *FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST IS A MUL-*

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pvolteminq i support this line of thinking

  • @AsymptoteInverse
    @AsymptoteInverse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    2:41 I remember when that Ask Amy column came out in my local paper. Made me go "Dayum!"

  • @yamothaisaverynizlady
    @yamothaisaverynizlady 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The sister one made me tear up a little, I love my sisters so much and I have to work on including them, to so blatantly exclude them is sad. She just wants to be a part of the family

  • @CrashJay
    @CrashJay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    8:56 also god damn I don’t know how it is where you live but red lobster can be expensive. Like Christ some people don’t exactly have the bank to make that easy

    • @skyleviathan9669
      @skyleviathan9669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Also red lobster is awesome, those biscuits could make the most pissed off alien not blow up the earth just on them alone.

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I'm dying at whoever in the patrons was named "Megalodont"

  • @kaylasmith4001
    @kaylasmith4001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    5:45
    You sound like the annoying twins from Charlie the Unicorn 😂

    • @polyscient
      @polyscient 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chaaaaaarliiiiiieeeee

    • @ibavider
      @ibavider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @Azzyzazz
    @Azzyzazz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Gotta fight my way through all the damn clone channels to get here smh

    • @hyperult3810
      @hyperult3810 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      my nam jef

    • @harveydent-
      @harveydent- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      maybe bc reading reddit posts isnt original lol

    • @Oliver-ex3cs
      @Oliver-ex3cs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      but he is the god of all of the channels

    • @NSFSponsor
      @NSFSponsor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This wasn't the first or last channel to do this.

    • @destinadams8713
      @destinadams8713 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly 😂

  • @OpexNexus
    @OpexNexus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    5:43
    Oh, Chills helped voice this video? Cool.

    • @Botan-VEVO
      @Botan-VEVO 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @ohboyitstheanti-spiral3978
      @ohboyitstheanti-spiral3978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Chris Myers Burger King foot childreeeeeeen

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol almost I guess

    • @MistSGM
      @MistSGM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris Myers SAVAAAAGEEE

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris Myers i don't hear it

  • @simplynoodles9304
    @simplynoodles9304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1113

    I have severe social anxiety, I don’t need therapy and breathing exercises, I just need to _immediately_ walk up to peoples face put myself in a panic inducing situation.
    (People actually seem to think this, interestingly enough)

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Alcohol is the real answer!

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Just find the person who seems to hate you most in a room, say hi to them, and you'll be fine because that isn't the easiest way to sustain irrationally deep emotional wounds! You know, that stuff neurotypical people never do!

    • @fullmetalfangirl12
      @fullmetalfangirl12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Same. Kinda sick of everyone telling me I should just get over my shit like "Oh thanks I'm cured now" -_-

    • @lukestanton9881
      @lukestanton9881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I am a psychologist. Putting yourself into those situations little by little, starting with small conversations, can actually help, on top of other coping mechanisms. Avoidance behaviour may seem like the easiest way, but you will never get better if you just avoid all of stressful situations.

    • @ebihacelik
      @ebihacelik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pfft just go and give a conference, it will go away like bam

  • @LuciferSweet
    @LuciferSweet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Reaching her things is a challenge for you
    What do you do, when you're half your girl size?
    Climb up her legs, fall asleep on her thighs

  • @swagmancoolkid1637
    @swagmancoolkid1637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I have psoriasis, I need a glass of milk and a window.

  • @parkingl0ttr0ll
    @parkingl0ttr0ll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    My body is ready.

    • @hyperult3810
      @hyperult3810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my nam jef

    • @zakbexon9510
      @zakbexon9510 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Artificially Intelligent stop posting a dead meme I've seen you in 3 comments threads

    • @hyperult3810
      @hyperult3810 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look at your profile picture and think about it. We're all memers.

    • @zakbexon9510
      @zakbexon9510 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Artificially Intelligent we may like memes but your posting a meme from 2016 in 2018 normie

    • @parkingl0ttr0ll
      @parkingl0ttr0ll 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shhhhh. This has nothing to do with what I said. I don’t want these notifications.

  • @sagehamm
    @sagehamm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I have anxiety and I need knives and a Christmas tree

  • @avenfantasy7498
    @avenfantasy7498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    A simple "Depends on the severity of the depression" is how I would've replied no need for the level 99 fighting a level 25 overkill lmao

  • @EnclaveColonel
    @EnclaveColonel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Poor Magikarp, he's so mistreated

    • @Alex-jg2bc
      @Alex-jg2bc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know. I personally love them

  • @user-cs8be6uf6h
    @user-cs8be6uf6h 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    *A M E N*

  • @antoinecantin1780
    @antoinecantin1780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    1:34 How ignorant and plain stupid! I loved that guy's response

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some people need it, some don't. It does typically help.

    • @Ultimate_Gamer_3000
      @Ultimate_Gamer_3000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey I'm depressed but twenty dopamines is twenty dopamines

  • @TheOGPlatypus
    @TheOGPlatypus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    1:34 To be fair, exercise actually does help lessen the effects of depression, so while she’s a bit off with the idea that people with depression don’t need therapists or pills, cause those do help a ton, exercise helps too, and most doctors who prescribe you antidepressants will likely also tell you to go to a therapist and work out more

    • @Monasaurus_Rex
      @Monasaurus_Rex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's not true. When I work out my mind tells me working out is pointless and I'll be fat forever. Resulting me in being more depressed, so those scientists/therapists/psychologists lied

    • @ScaredCat4
      @ScaredCat4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Monasaurus_Rex Yeah, but while that might have been the case for you. When I was suffering depression, exercise was a very good outlet for me to focus my negative thoughts on.

    • @arthurdent4791
      @arthurdent4791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Monasaurus_Rex There are exceptions in every case. It's not that they lied, or that official studies were faked, you just fit in the 20%.

    • @VoodooAngels
      @VoodooAngels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Monasaurus_Rex Huh, here I was, thinking God made man in his image. Turns out, he made us in yours. Learn something new every day.

    • @ArtisticallySpoken
      @ArtisticallySpoken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@VoodooAngels Bruh, you didn't have to massacre my boy like that!

  • @thotusmaximus971
    @thotusmaximus971 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:00 someone on Reddit once said "if you have a relative who is continuously asking you about having kids, announce the pregnancy (fake ofc) then a few months later say you had a miscarriage, topic will NEVER be brought up again ever

  • @alexlindquist8380
    @alexlindquist8380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Sorrow TV: featuring people making fools of themselves and sporadic singing sections

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wibble02 I wouldn’t have it any other way.

    • @NotYourPalGuy
      @NotYourPalGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wibble02 isn't it wonderful?

    • @aidenlee4352
      @aidenlee4352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Queequeg RL Indeed.

  • @ElvenHound
    @ElvenHound 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Can we just get a whole video of Neil Degrasse Tyson cringe and him being roasted by the internet for it?

    • @devinward461
      @devinward461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Screaming Sun Pluto isn't a planet but his ego is

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ego is also Kurt Russell.
      Wrap your head around that one.

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AtticWarrior1994 I can’t. My skull isn’t flexible.

    • @ElvenHound
      @ElvenHound 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are Eggos a planet?

  • @Marikioable
    @Marikioable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    With a name like "sorrow" you're actually a very funny guy....Keep up the good work...Your vids and off the cuff comments always make me smile.

  • @NotoriousSRG
    @NotoriousSRG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “I’m a churchgoer”
    Translation: I’m allowed to be an asshole to people because I sit on a shitty bench and listen to some idiot read an ancient book to me for an hour.

    • @Nutlicker683
      @Nutlicker683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Aka: I go to a shitty book club so that excuses my shitty behavior

  • @thegameres816
    @thegameres816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    when you and nate tv upload at the same time and you have to pick... i picked right.

  • @ratshitstrap8622
    @ratshitstrap8622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    8:46 "You guys have phones, right?"

    • @henrymcguinness9655
      @henrymcguinness9655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Quality comment

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ugh noooooo

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "it just works"
      "16 times the details"

    • @theweakestbrazilianmale3398
      @theweakestbrazilianmale3398 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ''All new rendering, lighting, and landscape technology!''

    • @madafaka2666
      @madafaka2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theblackbaron4119 "it just works"
      I shall... stop...
      I shall... not say i-
      OK I ADMIT IT, I DONT KNOW HOW THE HELL DOES KING CRIMSON WORK

  • @lillyie
    @lillyie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    i have depression and i don't need medication, i need a rope

    • @stevebailey8285
      @stevebailey8285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @thegreatkingdedede7391
      @thegreatkingdedede7391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Don't be depressi
      Have some spaghessi

    • @BentleyS6336
      @BentleyS6336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *U h o h*
      Seriously tho its been a year how you doing? I hope things got better yo

    • @lukedobrin1485
      @lukedobrin1485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Um don’t die

    • @InnocentC0
      @InnocentC0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Rope jumping is good for excersice, I think.

  • @the_god_abandinus
    @the_god_abandinus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I have memory issues, and I need a toothpick and an electric keyboard.

  • @silentslaughterparty6900
    @silentslaughterparty6900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Dude. You *need* to do voice acting if you don't already lol. (either that or this is a bunch of different people and I'm just stupid)

    • @marciitapper9411
      @marciitapper9411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bananelixir it's the same person and SOOO AGREE

    • @raptorcharly8055
      @raptorcharly8055 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bananelixir
      Y E S

    • @theman_themyth_themoth758
      @theman_themyth_themoth758 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well technically he is doing voice acting right now. TH-cam is his full time job, and he's getting paid to do voice acting in this video. Therefore, he already does voice acting.

    • @anelgil8251
      @anelgil8251 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you can’t tell this is the same voice than maybe you’re still just stupid

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That and his singing is great. I mean if for any reason he needed to find another job he has options with his talents.