I had a conversation with a "woman" similar to the one in the first picture. I politely asked her to stop internet scamming and then when "she" got angry I punched her through the screen. And then all the other kids in the class clapped.
To be fair, I remember everyone in second grade telling the chicken joke to each other and claiming it was their own. The parent might have actually heard that from their daughter and actually thought that they had actually come up with it.
As a native American, that guy that said we have lesser minds makes me wanna go to his house just to cause some mild inconvenience so he is constantly in a state of frustration
Y'all are thinking too small, we'd need to search his roof to ensure there are no easily accessible gas lines, then release a family of squirrels to nest in there, the constant scratching and scratching will aggravate him for months
I support a five minute rest period where the app won't send the initial message but instead shows you an image of a disapproving Cena and "Are you sure about this?"
You dare to defy the Jingoistic Lakeetra? You are more likely to die from old age then a vaccine complication. Yet these anti-vaxxers keep trying to live long. Smh
Yeah, as an artist, people usually don't do this. Sometimes I might talk about the meaning or whatever if asked or if I feel like it, but this dude is just oozing wannabe pretentiousness.
i mean i'm an artist and i analyze my drawings but i never do it out loud or on text, i keep it to myself i understand that most don't talk about their art like that
When I was twelve i murdered my father with the help of brad pitt. Afterwards he said he wanted to marry me when I was legal age and have me a Harry potter book.
Instead of making another comment with a correction, you should click on those 3 dots that appear when you mouse over the comment, click it, then click edit.
"Sorry loony liberal, like Trump said we just keep winning" is probably the funniest comeback I've ever heard after lying on a website about being a good person.
Bianca Arcand the channel is joeymac420, its pretty satirical considering he wears booty shorts while riding his dirt bike lol, he also makes hilariously built bikes, it just got over saturated
11:08 I would like to point out that Native Americans had more advanced battlefield tactics than the invading forces. Native Americans used guerrilla war tactics. The guerrilla tactics are to hide and use the element of surprise to your advantage. Basically, guerrilla war tactics are similar to a stealth game like Hitman.
Yeah those are some of the tactics they used to repel Vikings that discovered America before Europeans Europeans just happened to come after a plague that wiped out 90%+ of the population
Videos have to be a certain length for you to make money off the ads. I think it's 8 min now but it used to be 10. A lot of content farms or clickbait channels pad to get over that limit
Do you spend literally all your time awake watching youtube and commenting on everything, and just happen to have the exact same taste of youtubers as everyone who sees your comment?
it's also somewhat accurate. the stereotype is because of how America often does send aid to other countries in times of disaster. So, that's like, 1 positive stereotype?
Also how would he not know that the guy was dead, this kid would have been on trial and been at the very least interrogated by the police for manslaughter.
@@anakruger2412 in some states there's the castle defense law that states that you can kill someone for entering your home without permission. Though they probably would've questioned him
I mean 12 year olds aren't actually held to the same standards of the law and I'm guessing (if this situation was at all real) the mom would've covered for him in the legal stuff while he was put in therapy for it, to see if he was traumatized or if he was a danger to society. The therapist probably was involved with the legal and as well and reporting anything of note. You probably wouldn't want to tell a 12 year old they killed someone. The story is still bs though.
Ah yes, because it's so difficult to understand the difference between what someone says actually happened (in their story) and what they were supposedly told (in their story). It was pretty clear that he was saying his mother TOLD him the criminal went to jail until they REVEALED (revealed it when the OP was 15) the crim died in the hospital. And yes, I know the story is just a story and not real. I unfortunately have to make that clear before someone can say "uh the story was fake ur so stupid lol" without actually paying attention. Because it is the internet, afterall
5:25 Me (an artist): Hi I liked this color combo and this character. These colors match the character aesthetic so i used them. Seriously tho who goes into such detail describing their artwork. Like yeah I'm going into the psychology of my artwork and justify every section. Also fuck art thieves
@@nyxeo The difference is that he knows absolutely nothing about the intent behind the drawing, so he just acted like he was some master at art and acted pretentious.
lets get illuminaughty Do you say it as Ayrodynamics (Ex. as in “aphid”) instead of ahrrowdynamics (as in “asteroid”)? Thought not. NASA has the same sound as the latter, not the former as you claimed it to be.
16 years ago as we were travelling through russia, my wife and I found an abandoned farmhouse in the middle of nowhere. We heard some noises inside, so we carefully opened the door...Both our bodies were frozen in shock as we faced Sorrow TV standing in front of us, asking us to quit our bullshit.
You know you're pretty out of it when you wake up in your siblings bed. I once thought I went to sleep in my room fairly late at night and apparently went into my brothers room and passed out in his bed. He was pretty understanding and slept in mine instead of kicking me out. It really doesn't make much difference which bed I passed out in because he and I have the same type of bed. Still pretty cool that he didn't wake me up.
I know right. It's soo annoying when people say it like jif!!!!? I'm really bothered and hate that he pronuced that. Jiff is a peanut butter Gif is a moving image
Omg. How I was living without know this piece of art call's Sorrow TV, I hope you get more subscribes and all EUROPE can appreciate your content. Anticle 13: a what
ALN yes imitating an accent wasn't racist, but you probably are.. given that you think political correctness is a choice or an opinion. It's like me calling you fucking BOB because your actual name is different than the shit I deal with (wait that already happens lol)
I took a recording of you saying "Lies..! Lies..! Lies..!" to church, and I played it while the pastor was talking about how God is not dead, and the pastor started saying 'shut up! shut up!' and got red-faced and ran out crying, and everyone around me stood up and cheered and clapped. Another victory for science! (I totally uploaded a video of me doing this as well to TH-cam, but I've lost the link, sorry)
The Neil degrasse Tyson “awesome” thing reminded me of the time my 4th grade teacher got genuinely upset at a kid for dabbing after solving a math problem correctly. He claimed that “dabbing is reserved for major accomplishments, like climbing a mountain”
I love how the story of the kid with the bat is like the guy went to jail immediately after saying he died in the hospital. That was either the world's shortest jail sentence or someone else hit him with a bat while in jail.
Y'all need to learn how to read your alphabets. Do you ask for a 'giggle-oh' when ordering up a male escort? No! You don't! You order up a 'jiggle-oh' dumbass! Just a gigolo!! And I bet your favorite ahh ahh actor from Jurassic Park is Geff Joldblum too, smh
Woah, i was watching this video in class then another guy accidentally played the exact same video with his volume all the way turned up, i screamed "hey im watching that too!!" Then we sat together and laughed about it as more people who have seen it started joining the convo, even my teacher was laughing at some of the jokes!
The mom didn't want to scare the child when he was little do she told him that he went to prison. Later at 15, she told him the truth - he actually killed the guy.
@@lhumyaki I mean wich side you are on. The "flat Earth's" side the "vaccine canceller's" side or thoso who just love seing the world burning....like Imran Zakahev from CoD mw4
@@liderc9948 oh, so you're asking me if I'm the kind of people that want to watch the world burns? sorry, sometimes I can be a bit dumb and don't understand
If anyone is confused about the bird and cat one I'mma explain it So basically the yellow put her cat in the same room as the reds bird and killed it and lied to red about how it died by saying he passed away peacefully in his sleep but the felt like she needed to tweet about it for attention and the red saw the tweet and got mad
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Gotta give respect to the homie in the first one for being honest.
agreed
Uhh... scam
@@slambotv1334 what?
@@SludgeCorpInCorp he's quoting the vid
@@cy-bernet-ix oh lol I'm a dofus
"Keep your cats and birds separate"
(Inhales deeply)
NO FOKIN SHEIT
"Ok so now i figured out you _should_ get a lid for your fish tank when you have a cat, cause i indirectly killed mine"
Youre icon looks like a scp
is it just me or did you read it in a scottish accent
Let us come together I will kick the shins out of those cats
I read that in Uncle Jobel's voice.
“He’s got a dictionary pleading with him”
*im wheezing*
Cøffee plz i beg of you pepole now think you talk like this haha
i'm
Ddde
these replies are making me have a stroke
mytrle leaf orange tree 😭😭😭
Hey at least for that guy “finding” money you can literally see his views are starting to go down.
I had a conversation with a "woman" similar to the one in the first picture. I politely asked her to stop internet scamming and then when "she" got angry I punched her through the screen. And then all the other kids in the class clapped.
It's true I was the screen that transferred the punch
And the "Woman"? Albert Einstein.
I am the screen’s father and this is savage 🔥
Also the scammer didn't feel so good and he disintegrated
This is actually very true
I was the classroom the kids were in
“Found money while metal detecting”
Money is *paper*
It was probably in a case of some sort. When the guy placed it before hand, he probably didn’t want any of the money to get destroyed or ruined.
@@unclecheezboiga9001 You can see what the money is in though and it's not metal.
my frickin THOUGHTSS
I would have thought money clip till I saw the picture lol
coins
oh I see he had paper
To be fair, I remember everyone in second grade telling the chicken joke to each other and claiming it was their own. The parent might have actually heard that from their daughter and actually thought that they had actually come up with it.
Bruh in second grade my friend saying "Chicken Butt" made me die laughing. Just that. Lmao
@@rexjolles in hindsight that jokes funny becuase chickens don't even have butts
its a shit joke why even lie about it tho lol
@@Tw0Dots because we were second graders
@@rexjolles
A kid in eighth year, just said lettuce to me for two years straight.
He then switched to cabbage after lettuce ran its course
As a native American, that guy that said we have lesser minds makes me wanna go to his house just to cause some mild inconvenience so he is constantly in a state of frustration
Just casually moving every piece of furniture 1 inch to the left and watch him go slowly insane.
Put all the cups I his cabinet upside down. Slowly pour out condiments and drinks in his fridge inch by inch every night
take all his ketchup bottles and leave a little bit of ketchup oozing out of the cap
Y'all are thinking too small, we'd need to search his roof to ensure there are no easily accessible gas lines, then release a family of squirrels to nest in there, the constant scratching and scratching will aggravate him for months
Though I'm not a native American, that made me really mad as well
I dunno it just hurt to read what that guy said
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR
LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR DRIVE-IN?
Yes.
Can I see it?
No.
@@quink2060 r0∅d
@@quink2060 Seymour It's too cold in here turn up the heat
Quin K! The drive in is on fire!
You know the whole “think before you speak”? People like this need to apply this to commenting as well as it’s becoming as natural as speaking.
Pajamapants Jack what hentai in your pfp
Pajamapants Jack nice channel btw
I support a five minute rest period where the app won't send the initial message but instead shows you an image of a disapproving Cena and "Are you sure about this?"
Is this sarcasm? I can't tell.
Pajamapants Jack is that Sydney from payday 2 OwO
I cried at the, "Oh my God! We never vaccinated her for asthma." part.
Honestly though, a small percentage of people do die from vaccination complications, though this likely wasn't a case.
@@hobnails you more likely die at a shark attack than vaccination complications, yet all those anti vaxxers still go swimming haha
I died at the fucking _wheez_
You dare to defy the Jingoistic Lakeetra? You are more likely to die from old age then a vaccine complication. Yet these anti-vaxxers keep trying to live long. Smh
@@tbokillacam just a freindly reminder that you are mire likely to die from a vending machine than a shark attack, too.
Anyone who over analyze their own drawing is super shady to me
but how do you get better at drawing if you don't analyze it?...
Pretty much every artist over analyzes their works tho...
@@ascendedcat260 they do that but not like the way the guy in this video does
Yeah, as an artist, people usually don't do this. Sometimes I might talk about the meaning or whatever if asked or if I feel like it, but this dude is just oozing wannabe pretentiousness.
i mean i'm an artist and i analyze my drawings but i never do it out loud or on text, i keep it to myself
i understand that most don't talk about their art like that
Merriam Webster calling out Neil DeGrasse Tyson is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
90% of artists don't explain stuff they draw without being asked. Whenever you see something like this(5:21), that's a massive red flag.
Artists honestly make masterpieces and then send them out online with a title of “enjoy i guess lol”
When I was twelve i murdered my father with the help of brad pitt. Afterwards he said he wanted to marry me when I was legal age and have me a Harry potter book.
*gave
Instead of making another comment with a correction, you should click on those 3 dots that appear when you mouse over the comment, click it, then click edit.
No, dude, they commented this before editing was made an option. You can believe me, because nobody lies on the Internet!
on my tablet i cant do that (i have a kindle fire) , i can on my laptop though
And then everyone clapped.
"yeah idk why the other would be like 'okay Hitler take a deep breath"
*wheezing*
"wheezing" so was hitler apparently
"Sorry loony liberal, like Trump said we just keep winning" is probably the funniest comeback I've ever heard after lying on a website about being a good person.
I don't get some Trump supporters. Still blaming Democrats for things but they are winning. Weird.
SORRY LOOONIE LIBERAL it was the best unfunniest comeback and like trup it'll keep being the besterest
Polly Pockets because the democrats are saying we aren’t winning but when we are they take credit..
Lloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonie liberal!
@@pollypockets508 libtards still salty about trump
wait wait wait...
So you're telling me...
A man found money...
While metal detecting...
Suuuure he did 😂
Well 1 and 2 euro coins are metal coins, but still
Laurynas Mazeika there was cash. no coins
Paper money in fact...
A safe maybe? Still full of shit though
Bianca Arcand the channel is joeymac420, its pretty satirical considering he wears booty shorts while riding his dirt bike lol, he also makes hilariously built bikes, it just got over saturated
That one about the bird is _brutal._
I love the guys, 'Holy fuck what just happened.'
You sound like a chad but at the same time you sound like you could tell Me your the mayor from power puff girls and I would believe you.
he's both
He is an agglomeration of all the beings in the known universe.
His mind is one with all and all with one.
Fun fact: The Mayor and SpongeBob are both voiced by the same actor
@@perelite6478 tom kenny, right?
Doesnt Tom Kenny also voice some in Rick and Morty? Could be completely wrong here
GIF (g) vs. GIF (j)
G:
-Graphic Interchange Format
-Gift
J:
-Creator said so
Both are correct according to most dictionaries.
Smerg the Dargon can you imagine being the guy who invented an entire image format?
THANK YOUUU
obviously it's pronounced as Gorf
Dont forget Cleaning product under the j definition
So are Gif and Jif pronounced the same?
11:08 I would like to point out that Native Americans had more advanced battlefield tactics than the invading forces. Native Americans used guerrilla war tactics. The guerrilla tactics are to hide and use the element of surprise to your advantage. Basically, guerrilla war tactics are similar to a stealth game like Hitman.
Yeah those are some of the tactics they used to repel Vikings that discovered America before Europeans Europeans just happened to come after a plague that wiped out 90%+ of the population
Yeah “less advanced tactics” if you ignore the fact that their tactics and knowledge of the areas was one of their greatest strengths, yeah, ok buddy.
So basicaly they were fucking ninjas
It certainly worked well for them, didn't it?
@@yamabushi170 well tecnology is a bitch
art thieves are pathetic. What do they have to gain?
I wonder if theres a subreddit for just that
Jed Olson pictures of your face
It’s r/forexposure
B&W Productions r/wooosh
Shit forgot to change accounts
B&W Productions oof
Why are those "found money" videos all 15+ minutes long? Is each video just him slowly counting each bill?
Each video is just a super long and pointless explanation about absolutely nothing until the *Mind blowing thumbnail* shows up.
Or he could be counting each bill slowly, we'll never know.
I mean, are you actually going to sit down and watch them?
Lone Galaxy no
It’d be best to _not_ give him views IMO
Videos have to be a certain length for you to make money off the ads. I think it's 8 min now but it used to be 10. A lot of content farms or clickbait channels pad to get over that limit
Original: “Sorrow TV”
Translation: “my voice acting resume”
I love you
5:30, the women called NOTRE DAME a *CLOCK TOWER?!?!*
Its Gotham
Well, if we didn’t name it, it would just be called a clock tower... soooo
My Name Is Not That Hard To Spell
its... a clock tower.
Jun Nishikino ? It’s a church
That also has a clock tower...
My Name Is Not That Hard To Spell
*Jeremy you’re thirty eight years old for Christ’s sake!*
Two likes, neither of which are from me or someone I know, I have exceeded my own expectations
@@thatkatkrazykid4742 Make that 5. 😊
Dude you are probably a grown ass man, stop havinf anime pics. Put porn in there. You'll totally not get banned.
Slade chan
I’m only in eighth grade.
I read this at the same time it was said
9:02
Hundreds of years ago “awesome” was used to describe something horrifically powerful.
It got downgraded.
also awful used to mean the same thing - something that filled one with awe or fear
Is Neil that old? That would explain some things.
still used like that today, just not as the primary use, same for great (great depression), albeit that connotational shift is more recent
@@brumm0m3ntum94
I like your funny words magic man
I find the way you pronounce gif disgustang
Justin Y. Every youthbe video I watched recently had your comment, (Jacksfilms and Saberspark) Why are you everywhere
Do you spend literally all your time awake watching youtube and commenting on everything, and just happen to have the exact same taste of youtubers as everyone who sees your comment?
Justin Y. Two comments! This video must be special!
STOP IT YOU'RE EVERYWHERE
Okay, so do you say "gift" or "jift"? Now take out the "t" in "gift" and tell me how it sounds.
When I visited China, they said their stereotype of Americans was that we were all really nice. I thought that was so sweet. 😭
it's also somewhat accurate. the stereotype is because of how America often does send aid to other countries in times of disaster. So, that's like, 1 positive stereotype?
They must be mistaking us for Canada, I see the confusion
Meanwhile Canadians see us as fatasses who shoot people for fun while eating mcdonalds
@@cornbreadloverrrGod Bless America
@@cornbreadloverrr References... *They're everywhere*
3:35
"I killed a man at age 12"
"He died later in a hospital"
"my mom and my therapist told me he went to jail"
.... is there anything left to say?
Max They Just Throw A Rotting Corpse In A Cell
You do the crime, you do the time
No exceptions
Also how would he not know that the guy was dead, this kid would have been on trial and been at the very least interrogated by the police for manslaughter.
@@anakruger2412 in some states there's the castle defense law that states that you can kill someone for entering your home without permission. Though they probably would've questioned him
I mean 12 year olds aren't actually held to the same standards of the law and I'm guessing (if this situation was at all real) the mom would've covered for him in the legal stuff while he was put in therapy for it, to see if he was traumatized or if he was a danger to society. The therapist probably was involved with the legal and as well and reporting anything of note. You probably wouldn't want to tell a 12 year old they killed someone.
The story is still bs though.
Yeah that quote about Elon Musk aged like milk in the sun.
it took one covid and one very expensive buyout of twitter for people to realize that he's just another rich asshole.
I was told he died in a hospital later that day when I was fifteen
he also went to jail after that
Just cause how did he go to prison if he was dead?
Jason Headden whooooooosh
w o o s h -
カプ・テテフ someone didnt watch the video...
Ah yes, because it's so difficult to understand the difference between what someone says actually happened (in their story) and what they were supposedly told (in their story). It was pretty clear that he was saying his mother TOLD him the criminal went to jail until they REVEALED (revealed it when the OP was 15) the crim died in the hospital.
And yes, I know the story is just a story and not real. I unfortunately have to make that clear before someone can say "uh the story was fake ur so stupid lol" without actually paying attention.
Because it is the internet, afterall
One time I saved a restaurant from being assaulted AnD tHey Al cLaPPeD
Communism best
5:25
Me (an artist): Hi I liked this color combo and this character. These colors match the character aesthetic so i used them.
Seriously tho who goes into such detail describing their artwork. Like yeah I'm going into the psychology of my artwork and justify every section.
Also fuck art thieves
@@nyxeo The difference is that he knows absolutely nothing about the intent behind the drawing, so he just acted like he was some master at art and acted pretentious.
One time I jumped off the fifth bottom step of the stairs. Then twisted the ankle.
Then a unicorn jumped through a window and gave me cubed ice gum.
Did everyone clap?
ThIs is a load of barnacles...
@@Vioioioio I HEARD THAT
I love those commercials lol
If humans are technically animals....
*does that mean we are all furries?*
Y e s
Marx Ya boi were fleshies
Oh no
bl1ngbl0ng omfg that is the single most horrifying thing I’ve heard all day
Egh FUCK why'd you put that in my head
Just a heads up to those about to casually scroll thru the comments: About 90% is people whining about how he pronounced gif wrong/right.
Bloof the Poof joke's on you, i had to scroll past 56 gif comments before I saw yours
whining about how he pronounced gif correctly*
Cole Ache it's correct and incorrect.
Not all heroes wear capes...Bloof of the proof is living proof
God damn it, he pronounced gif wrong though. I don't know if I can move on.
"Elon Musk is quit your bullshit personified" This aged like milk flavoured wine.
elon musk is the bullshit
I mean
Elon does need to quit his bullshit
@@notdemomantf2294 That I agree.
OH MY GOD-
*WE NEVER GOT HER VACCINATED FOR ASTHMA!!*
Wait a minute-
Roses are red
He is the master
The children are fast but big bird is faster-
Reached 69 and I feel accomplished
The first dude was pretty much the only one who ACTUALLY quit their bullshit
"Dicture pictures" hasn't left my mind in the past 6 years
Damn, that’s a long time to be thinking about penis
I wanna listen to several hours of sorrow TV speaking gospel
When you find out your favorite youtuber pronounces “gif” as if it’s “jraphics interface format”
That makes me like them even more!
Alex Paulk the second A in NASA stands for Aerodynamics, do you pronounce NASA like NAESA instead of a short A sound?
lets get illuminaughty Do you say it as Ayrodynamics (Ex. as in “aphid”) instead of ahrrowdynamics (as in “asteroid”)? Thought not. NASA has the same sound as the latter, not the former as you claimed it to be.
@@srinblmlmlke damn I thought it standed for aliens
Acronyms are their own seperate words.
You don't pronounce "Laser" as "Lahser" do you? Because the A stands for "Amplification"
Sir, I did NOT give you permission to use my sensitive face as a thumbnail for your video.
How about he did it... anyway?
Do you use your barbels when you kiss a woman?
Why you gotta lie online to get clout?
SuperGaming Dude You're anywhere xd
SuperGaming Dude don't you know it's 2018 if your a loser in real life just make up a whole other life online sad but it happens
You tell me, Justin Y.
Justin Y.'s alt account. I don't mind it though.
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE!
16 years ago as we were travelling through russia, my wife and I found an abandoned farmhouse in the middle of nowhere. We heard some noises inside, so we carefully opened the door...Both our bodies were frozen in shock as we faced Sorrow TV standing in front of us, asking us to quit our bullshit.
Just imagine his face while he's doing the voices
Imagine him doing them with a completely straight face, no emotion whatsoever.
oof
oof but better
Please don’t ever make the screen go that black for that long ever again I can’t just sit there looking at myself for that long I can’t
Gabby Lynsky oml lmao
Make it white then?
that'll work man, no reflection
I could stare at you all day tho.
Guhhh.
gumby the don too smooth ✨✨✨
You know you're pretty out of it when you wake up in your siblings bed. I once thought I went to sleep in my room fairly late at night and apparently went into my brothers room and passed out in his bed. He was pretty understanding and slept in mine instead of kicking me out. It really doesn't make much difference which bed I passed out in because he and I have the same type of bed. Still pretty cool that he didn't wake me up.
r/that actually probably happened have a nice day
oooooohhh i thought it was gonna be a completely different story lol
@@SahajaJambula same lmao
I already had my pants off, don't tell me that's where the story ends!
"Ok, Hitler, just take a deep breath." I'm dead, I died right here and right now!
ITS PRONOUNCED GIF
Uriah Siner it's actually pronounced .gif
pretty sure it's pronounced "gorf" but to each their own.
Its pronounced yiff
gif
Ya mean biff
7:43 technically a girl did put him to bed, cue "See ya later virgins"
woman*
M'catfish
Dogfish
Mikolaj Popik you forgot the question mak
The Fox Overlord But Totally Not A Furry hi yiay featured person
Wait wait wait wait wait....
dID yOU jUSt SAy “jIF”
I know right. It's soo annoying when people say it like jif!!!!? I'm really bothered and hate that he pronuced that.
Jiff is a peanut butter
Gif is a moving image
It's obviously pronounced yiff..
Duh.
i got into an argument about this with my parents and they still think it's jif
@@randompromises1038 is it possible to disown your parents? Lol.
@@TrishaMitchell101 the worst part is they recently adopted me, so i willingly signed up for this mess. they like the emoji movie too.
I clicked this because there a fish wearing a hat.
Shjon's Gaming we probably all did
True true.
same
me too, me too.
I want to see these animated
How?
*WITH DICKTURE PICTURES*
Omg. How I was living without know this piece of art call's Sorrow TV, I hope you get more subscribes and all EUROPE can appreciate your content.
Anticle 13: a what
*EU:* Did I just hear someone make a youtube video, entirely out of memes? To the dungeon with you!
(i know its a joke so i cant be wooshed)
article 13 didnt passed , damnit
@@icebearpl188 Guess again!It *_fucking_* did!
2:14
This guy just has the Milagro Man curse. He's probably slowly losing his sanity over how much money he has.
that first guy was honest. good person
The chinese accent since the guy was lying is unnecessary and kinda racist.
*I LOVE IT*
its not really racist, it's more mocking
hakim amalou Yes. #FuckPC
Everything is racist.
How is an accent racist? Is everyone in china racist because they speak with a chinese accent?
ALN yes imitating an accent wasn't racist, but you probably are.. given that you think political correctness is a choice or an opinion. It's like me calling you fucking BOB because your actual name is different than the shit I deal with (wait that already happens lol)
I stubbed my toe at the age of 6 and cried for only 5 minutes. AMA!
Are you human?
can i have your autograph
Did it need surgery?
wow how did you survive?
I think this is possible. Unlikely, but possible.
"elon musk just... is quityourbullshit, personified"
oh boy this aged well :/
aged like milk in a florida summer
I took a recording of you saying "Lies..! Lies..! Lies..!" to church, and I played it while the pastor was talking about how God is not dead, and the pastor started saying 'shut up! shut up!' and got red-faced and ran out crying, and everyone around me stood up and cheered and clapped. Another victory for science!
(I totally uploaded a video of me doing this as well to TH-cam, but I've lost the link, sorry)
It's a true story, I was the pastor... Jerk.
I'm adding this to reddit badass posts
This is true, I was the science
This is true. I was what he played the recording off of.
It’s true. I was TH-cam
good to see the people being right get funny voices now too
What if I told you
*that the right people always had funny voices*
What are you saying!?
No, seriously.
k
that's literally a Snapchat art filter...
aye yur noodle
XDD the dude admitted to a scam. That guy is done with it, man.
ikr he's just like _s c a m_
He's probably been doing that for years and doesn't care anymore.
At least 90% of the comments are about him saying "jif" and I'm so glad we're all on the same team
4:23
Top left corner. Solid.
Pixel Heroes I thought it was gonna be like the time on the phone being 4:20 or smn but that’s even better lmao
*Nice*
Virgin mobile is a network service in australia idk if it's anywhere else
@@Rhinoinasuit The UK as well?
It's not in Australia anymore. It's currently in the UK and Ireland, idk if anywhere else has it
Top ten photoshopped photos
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
Shut up and let someone else have top comment
fuck off
Justin Y. IKR I'm so tilted that he is eveywere
Justin Y. I HATE YOUUU
The Elon Musk comment hasn’t aged well
Oh man that elon statement aged so badly
It’s surreal to watch this is 2024 and see a tweet of Elon musk being sane
Elon should be the head of this subreddit
i dunno, he's tweeted some regrettable things regarding unions and his workers
LMAOOO
The Neil degrasse Tyson “awesome” thing reminded me of the time my 4th grade teacher got genuinely upset at a kid for dabbing after solving a math problem correctly. He claimed that “dabbing is reserved for major accomplishments, like climbing a mountain”
I love how the story of the kid with the bat is like the guy went to jail immediately after saying he died in the hospital. That was either the world's shortest jail sentence or someone else hit him with a bat while in jail.
did you just say jif messages instead of gif messages?
did u just say gift jeff messages instead on gift massages?
games4uall did you just say gist messages instead of gift jeff messenges?
Did you Jeff?
Carter Montgomery did you just say giffgaff messages instead of Geoff?
Y'all need to learn how to read your alphabets. Do you ask for a 'giggle-oh' when ordering up a male escort? No! You don't! You order up a 'jiggle-oh' dumbass! Just a gigolo!!
And I bet your favorite ahh ahh actor from Jurassic Park is Geff Joldblum too, smh
To be fair. Technically that woman is a full time mom because that’s how parenting works
2:50 oh this aged like milk
MANZ JUST SAID "JIF" AND I AM S H O O K E T H
Woah, i was watching this video in class then another guy accidentally played the exact same video with his volume all the way turned up, i screamed "hey im watching that too!!" Then we sat together and laughed about it as more people who have seen it started joining the convo, even my teacher was laughing at some of the jokes!
r/ThatHappened
and then the whole class started clapping
Bowie NoLastName r/wooosh
It's true I was the volume of the video.
its true i was the sad kid in the back of the class
*”mr.robot level hacking techniques”*
i choked -
You were the chosen one Elon! You were supposed to quit the bullsh*t not add to it! Bring balance to Twitter not leave it darkness!
3:23 and I missed, 3:28 I missed again. Had a popsicle then I passed out.
Kyrious I woke up and missed,tried to get another popsicle but I missed
Shawntina York I passed out. I had a dream that i was firing at something, but i missed
Pirate Soda I woke up with a popsicle stick in mouth
I fired, I hit something, but it wasnt what I was going for.
So I guess you could say
*_I m i s s e d ._*
I tried to get a popsicle, I missed, I got the cabbage, I tried to put the cabbage back, I missed, I dropped it
So he... died but then went to jail? Was his body just chilling in a cell??
I think he meant the mother first lied to him, you know, instead of telling her child "you fucking murdered him lmao"
still a bad lie
The mom didn't want to scare the child when he was little do she told him that he went to prison. Later at 15, she told him the truth - he actually killed the guy.
Ya know it decayed and the skeleton was like: Ey bro hows it hangin?
I just sat down and heard a guy say lies for about 15 seconds. Best 15 seconds of my life
12:17
"hErE wHeRe I lIvE, tHeY hAvE a StOrE."
Liiiies.
You pronounced it "Jif". Completely unwatchable
Dekunt That's how the creator of the format pronounces it. It's the correct way.
Um no.
Parker Reed r/woooosh
Parker Reed nope
Parker Reed en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:List_of_English_words_where_G_is_pronounced_exceptionally
You are lazy...
because you can make great content even whilest being lazy. Your voice acting is always on point. Love your channel, keep it up. :D
Simon Steiner you basically just said he's lazy because he's lazy,, sad, sad human
Simon Steiner seen the original comment btw, fuck yourself
ladyofshalott 1. Wooooosh
2. What???
ladyofshalott r/facepalm
ladyofshalott dude you sound fucking insane
Personifications of subreddits:
r/quityourbullshit: Elon Musk
r/iamverysmart: Neil deGrasse Tyson
I feel like this aged poorly.
*Wich is worst? Those people who think the Earth is flat or those people who refuse to vaccinate their kids?*
*me:* BOTH
I mean... at least, the people that believe the Earth is flat don't put their children in danger
@@lhumyaki don't Tell me you're the last kind of these people....
@@liderc9948 what do you mean?
@@lhumyaki I mean wich side you are on. The "flat Earth's" side the "vaccine canceller's" side or thoso who just love seing the world burning....like Imran Zakahev from CoD mw4
@@liderc9948 oh, so you're asking me if I'm the kind of people that want to watch the world burns? sorry, sometimes I can be a bit dumb and don't understand
Did.. he just...say.........Jif
"Harambe" wow i havent seen a tumor talking about how to pronounce a word before.
Vezez I regret my name. Stop bullying me
#StopHarambeAbuse
Ohs moi god itz harambe ur lurd and savior
Jif is how it's supposed to be pronounced. The creator of the GIF even stated it.
If anyone is confused about the bird and cat one I'mma explain it
So basically the yellow put her cat in the same room as the reds bird and killed it and lied to red about how it died by saying he passed away peacefully in his sleep but the felt like she needed to tweet about it for attention and the red saw the tweet and got mad
Pretty sure we got it the first go-round.
Nox no i didn’t get it the first time actually
I was confused, I get it at first but I don't understand how it's r/quityourbullshit
@@Rayerie the yellow one was talking as if it was her bird i think
Fara Sow because it’s not her bird and she lied about how it died
60% GIF!!!!
30% How did he find money with metal detector?
10% Other
4:11 how is that a r/woooosh? The joke doesn’t seem obvious...
Edit: Well, woooosh on me, cause it’s been 5 minutes and I still don’t get the joke
Yeah I've seen folks try and pull this sincerely so as far as I am concerned Gabbie was doing her job in dispelling the post.
2:50
This did not age well
aged like milk at that, and getting worse by the day
"consider this exposure"
There should be a "r/momswithgodcomplexes" where soccer moms talk about how it's so hard to be parents or post minion memes
r/sh*tmomgroupssay
"like trump says, we'll just keep on winning" this aged well