r/Murderedbywords | "Your Eyes Don't Share the Same Postcode"

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  • @devilishjester7718
    @devilishjester7718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3171

    5:05 btw, father's day was invented by the daughter of a single dad that thought it was unfair that there was a mother's day but not a father's day

    • @farrahwaylande7159
      @farrahwaylande7159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

      mothers day was made by a guy that just wanted to thank his mom and he hated how the commercialism tainted it

    • @DynaMightSoloz
      @DynaMightSoloz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Thank you both

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@DynaMightSoloz why is Knuckles upset?

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@DynaMightSoloz why is Knuckles upset?

    • @imnotgaybut6408
      @imnotgaybut6408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@RedK5 I see you EVERYWHERE

  • @poserkai
    @poserkai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9895

    Imagine bleeding out to death, and some woman with a bruised knee walks in demanding to be treated first because she had insurance and you didn’t

    • @LEGEGG0
      @LEGEGG0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +548

      Sounds like a Karen

    • @heisvi9317
      @heisvi9317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +522

      @@christalcavanaugh your bruised one isn't giving you PTSD Emily

    • @aristobazidis3880
      @aristobazidis3880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +641

      @@christalcavanaugh He was saying that bleeding out is harsher than a bruise. When did he state that he hates women? Oh, that's right, he DIDN'T.

    • @ungrateful9743
      @ungrateful9743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      Emily Geier i dont get your point i think that person only implies that a wounded knee is _less_ serious than that of when someone is _bleeding to death_

    • @shadowlord1418
      @shadowlord1418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      wouldn't be that bad if you died you wouldn't have to live in this society

  • @Oyasumi05
    @Oyasumi05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3719

    19:36 this girl is the real toxic one, picking on men's insecurities for an "experiment" only to get offended when men pick on their insecurities back, true irony

    • @DakotaSshow
      @DakotaSshow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Hahaha my guy I had to close the video and come back so I could wrap my head around that one. Not only did she bring up something men might predictably be insecure about but she also screen capped the convo, going viral, making him out to be "toxic" while she gets to be the "hero". Fuck off society.

    • @TheActualTed
      @TheActualTed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      @@DakotaSshow You both got it wrong. The one that screenshotted that conversation was the man. And the girl obviously wasn't conducting any real study, just came up with a really stupid answer, the "my boyfriend" is so forced in the rest of the text...

    • @DakotaSshow
      @DakotaSshow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@TheActualTed oh fuck I'm an idiot. I'll open my eyes next time.

    • @tomdaniel872
      @tomdaniel872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      But it was me, Dio. No relevance just thought you might appreciate it

    • @derpyderpington3012
      @derpyderpington3012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      John Doe KONO DIO DA

  • @Mr_Nikolaev
    @Mr_Nikolaev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    0:00 Finally, someone who's eyes are respecting social distancing.

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It's a wonder I haven't caught the virus yet, what with my eyes, nose and mouth being in such dangerous proximity of one another.

    • @fishyc43sar
      @fishyc43sar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      r/RareInsults

    • @benmountaingangster
      @benmountaingangster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fishyc43sar yes

    • @WayneRoberts72
      @WayneRoberts72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fishyc43sar correct

    • @edwinv1464
      @edwinv1464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I finally get it

  • @scanners01
    @scanners01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25525

    No one:
    Girl at 0:00: 👁 👁
    👄

  • @Luigicat11
    @Luigicat11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4401

    "How tall are you?"
    Around 5'9" last I checked. Why're you asking?
    "Well my boyfriend is conducting a study on toxic men and how they get really defensive when asked about their height and tend to try to offend women by asking about commonly known insecurities in women, like weight or degrading them by asking about their chest size. Thanks for being one of the few to pass the test."
    So lemme get this straight. You're going out of your way to ask about a commonly known insecurity in men in an attempt to offend them, and calling any retaliation or reciprocation of such behavior toxic? Honey I've seen less toxicity in a bottle of bleach laced with arsenic and uranium than I have in your little "study". Miss me with that double-standard.

    • @sodapop4949
      @sodapop4949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      You, sir/ma'am/human, deserve a screenshot and upvotes. Unfortunately, I can't get you those, but here's a like

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      @@sodapop4949
      Aww, thanx. I just figured it needed to be said.

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@sodapop4949
      Well, if you do, please link it. I'd be interested in seeing the reaction.

    • @icebearpl188
      @icebearpl188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Lemme just download Reddit on mobile, so i can post it (i have it only on pc. I know i can post the screenshot to myself on discord or something but my Mouse decided to YEET its life)

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@icebearpl188
      Well that sucks.

  • @BillyTheBigKid82
    @BillyTheBigKid82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4262

    "Anything will offend you, if you're looking to be offended." This pretty much describes the whole world right now.

    • @sapphirefox93
      @sapphirefox93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      So true, unfortunately. It's ridiculous

    • @jaysolsi
      @jaysolsi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I'm offended

    • @SamWeltzin
      @SamWeltzin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      What about those of us in the world who AREN'T offended at anything, HUH?! Are WE included in "the whole world," or are you excluding us?!?!?!?! D:

    • @analuizafelixdesouza6336
      @analuizafelixdesouza6336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@SamWeltzin Be ready for those people who don't understand sarcasm :,)

    • @SamWeltzin
      @SamWeltzin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@analuizafelixdesouza6336 Oh for sure. But I kinda refuse to put /s after things on principle. Let the morons be morons so I can laugh at them.

  • @prismus6520
    @prismus6520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    EmKay: "I'm gay! Sincerely, Tim Allen."
    Gio: "TiM AlLeN! UgH!"

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was just thinking that time when gio moaned his name!!! I never got over that

    • @felixchua-wz7ge
      @felixchua-wz7ge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 out of context, this is...

    • @ream1622
      @ream1622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't know how much that audio clip was burned into my mind until I found his comment and *heard* it

  • @Sw-do8vw
    @Sw-do8vw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    4:39 'Should fathers day be banned because it's disrespectful to single mothers and same-sex couples?'
    That's like saying, 'Should all birthdays be banned because it's disrespectful to people who have died?' 😐😐

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      in general it's like saying anything you can't celebrate because it doesn't apply to you is offensive.

    • @Igor_054
      @Igor_054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Birthdays are offensive to those who have never been born.

    • @tallygames5270
      @tallygames5270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sw190206 ok im anti feminism but I have found a tiny empty space in ur point. You are comparing woman to dead people lol, but good point other than that

    • @tacobanana6538
      @tacobanana6538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nobody7817 as much as I dont want to think that it's a thing, I really do and I hope you explain it to me

    • @malikh5818
      @malikh5818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tallygames5270 how? he just gave an analogy of another two opposites. It's not like he said 'Should father's day be banned because it's disrespectful to dead people?'

  • @dannydinnerboy982
    @dannydinnerboy982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2070

    There's murdered by words, and then there's taking the words sharpening them and chopping the person into bite sized pieces.

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      And then there's cutting them up and combining them together, putting them in a Minigun and firing.

    • @jules2446
      @jules2446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      and then there’s sharpening the words and preforming the blood eagle ritual

    • @zninjagaming1029
      @zninjagaming1029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And there is being murderd to death by words

    • @bloodraven6250
      @bloodraven6250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Aaand then theres just putting a frag grenade inside of them

    • @hydrashade1851
      @hydrashade1851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *nom*
      I shouldnt have replied this

  • @providertheoneonyoutube
    @providertheoneonyoutube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4938

    The girl in the thumbnail looks like a sims character that has eyes distance scaled up to max

    • @Autumn_red_fox
      @Autumn_red_fox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @Samuel Aguilera no, farther

    • @bobbysauce1174
      @bobbysauce1174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      This girl has nothing on the miis.

    • @ReallyCoolDickFace4477
      @ReallyCoolDickFace4477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      420 likes!

    • @daales.
      @daales. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      double max

    • @LiLiKOiOiOi
      @LiLiKOiOiOi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It looks like when I spread my Mii’s eyes apart in the mii maker

  • @petewetey
    @petewetey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Can we just appreciate whenever there’s an actual serious moment, the music stops?

  • @daxharness1099
    @daxharness1099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2107

    0:00
    That girl looks like a mii and someone went and clicked the “🔘↔️🔘” button too many times

    • @oliverwhittington6434
      @oliverwhittington6434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lmao

    • @cqkey_
      @cqkey_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So true lol

    • @derricka7751
      @derricka7751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      She looks like if you moderately melted a barbie doll and let it re-harden

    • @jub8891
      @jub8891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      she still looks good though ☺

    • @user-jy8jo6th6i
      @user-jy8jo6th6i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@jub8891 no bitch

  • @YuBeace
    @YuBeace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4460

    "Can I be in the screenshot too?" "Yes you can!" Most wholesome part of this entire video.

    • @slimebot8676
      @slimebot8676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      time stamp! 17:03

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      i was about to click the timestamp but i realized i was at the exact moment it happened

    • @aceable2448
      @aceable2448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      nice

    • @ethanbasil1880
      @ethanbasil1880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yes I got to be the 600th like! Unlimited power!
      Yes I know nobody cares I just wanted an interesting comment to be shown at my funeral

    • @hellosir4249
      @hellosir4249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ethanbasil1880 good for you

  • @insertnamehere6191
    @insertnamehere6191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4600

    I'm glad Slazo finally went through puberty

    • @warpath8453
      @warpath8453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I dont like it

    • @spaciumbeam06
      @spaciumbeam06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      he even got an american accent...
      They grow up so fast...

    • @ZeroTwo-ir5th
      @ZeroTwo-ir5th 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I couldn’t even tell it was him.

    • @yourmothersmacaroni3445
      @yourmothersmacaroni3445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Who’s Slazo? You mean EmKay right?

    • @lugico4
      @lugico4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i litterally thought the same thing

  • @funnyvideoguy3216
    @funnyvideoguy3216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Girl: develops an algorithm that gets the first image of a black hole
    Guy: yeah, but someone rote a million lines of code to make that
    By that logic, every picture you take belongs to Bill Gates

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      why? bill gates didn't invent the camera

    • @ozma6918
      @ozma6918 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill Gates didn't discover any of the optics allowing for images to be registered/recreated for later observation. He didn't either invent any of the electronics that allow such recordings. He didn't invent any of the mathematical prowesses needed to compute such an image. Heck, he didn't even program any of the code needed to compute all that. And before you get started on the "no one could've programmed anything without his work" turns out people were programming long before Microsoft was founded.
      You're welcome for this tidbit of education BTW 🙃

    • @justsomeone2391
      @justsomeone2391 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JS-rv3et its probably a joke that bill gates wrote some coding to post or take pictures

    • @therealhumptydumpty_
      @therealhumptydumpty_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably meant by the fact that bill gates made drastic advancements to the world technology.

    • @lolcat1382
      @lolcat1382 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JS-rv3et And the person who DID invent the camera needed people to put together the materials used to create it, and people to do the research that came before that including all the research into light, etc. etc. At a certain point you can go so far back that everything we do belongs to the first single celled organisms to inhabit this planet, or the fucking universe itself because none of it would be possible without us existing in the first place
      It really is a stupid argument

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3428

    Well the Slazo voice actor's words definitely got murdered

    • @lucacolacicco8309
      @lucacolacicco8309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Newby Ton Who's Slazo?

    • @richardrigatoni
      @richardrigatoni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      It's still slazo but without the fake accent

    • @hidere4581
      @hidere4581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      all hail the new Justin Y.

    • @snakeyte272
      @snakeyte272 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mookie Eggs n

    • @gorlheck5574
      @gorlheck5574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@richardrigatoni wait......his accent is fake?are you joking?please reply I'm having a crisis

  • @blessiemasancay4818
    @blessiemasancay4818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2412

    "Ignorant ingrown sausage link."
    r/RareInsults?

    • @aerithsgf1575
      @aerithsgf1575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Blessie Masancay r/rareinsults.

    • @Dezzette
      @Dezzette 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Blessie Masancay lol

    • @kirsch3
      @kirsch3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's what I thought! xD

    • @snowrose124
      @snowrose124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I only liked so I could be the uh...person who got the likes to 1k?
      I also only replied so I could show off how "amazing" I am.
      To make up for this, I am going to come up with some random insult (probably not original):
      "You're so dense, you couldn't get brain damage if you tried."
      Life is fun.

    • @blessiemasancay4818
      @blessiemasancay4818 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for that

  • @pennywisethedancingclown3693
    @pennywisethedancingclown3693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2206

    I thought that girl at the start was Sid from ice age.

    • @ShadeRed
      @ShadeRed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ...I can't stop seeing it now...Thank you.

    • @jaydenicholofficial
      @jaydenicholofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I almost commented that but im glad you did before i could

    • @yaboieko4196
      @yaboieko4196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      [mini ladd's go-to insult has entered the chat]

    • @fuckyshityfuckshit
      @fuckyshityfuckshit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fuck a girl I used to work with called me sid. Now I know why

    • @iamadisappointment318
      @iamadisappointment318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This needs more likes.

  • @fumikotsukumi017
    @fumikotsukumi017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    19:36 Ok hold up... what?!
    You’re looking to take a stab (a heartless backstab) at the insecurities of men, seeing how they reply, and if they don’t remain calm, you’ll call them toxic?! Double standards much?

  • @justamanwithlife8462
    @justamanwithlife8462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

    The girl in the thumbnail: *minding her own business*
    *The continental drift intensifies*

    • @Akyure
      @Akyure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You didn’t have to do her like that 😂

    • @GuessImSylvale
      @GuessImSylvale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      . _.

    • @jedithekitten8891
      @jedithekitten8891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      👁 👄 👁

    • @gabeitch_4204
      @gabeitch_4204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      👁️ 👄 👁️

    • @alivent7902
      @alivent7902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      O O F DAMMMM

  • @rainycat9052
    @rainycat9052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3186

    “My girl Patricia lookin like a Bratz doll!”
    Nah PATRICIA LOOKIN LIKE A FLOUNDER

    • @dward1959
      @dward1959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nahhhhhh lmfao god damn im dyin forreal

    • @paladin1630
      @paladin1630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      nah more like a hammer head shark

    • @SocialSyndromeKing
      @SocialSyndromeKing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nah...more like sid

    • @zan-7282
      @zan-7282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah Patricia looking like a fucked up Dark Souls character

    • @Lucifer-sn9ir
      @Lucifer-sn9ir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why is that so damn funny

  • @1yumeharafan327
    @1yumeharafan327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    As somebody with a single mother, Father's Day is not offensive to me or to my mother

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Dasher The cat those that think everything is offensive need to hang themselves

    • @Evfaint2089
      @Evfaint2089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Raul Rosas your not my dad

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      TMGs wolfpack who said anything about being ur dad

    • @ivian8425
      @ivian8425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@raulrosas5068 You have just played yourself. XD

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ian Tan ok boomer

  • @Lynwood_Jackson
    @Lynwood_Jackson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I went to the ER once because I had steel slivers in my eye that had been there for three days. I thought I had just scratched my cornea with sparks flying off of the grinder (I was wearing glasses instead of goggles), but when I tried going to work the following Monday my boss took one look at me and told me that I needed to go to the hospital immediately. As a result of the intense pain every time I opened or closed my eye, I didn't sleep for three days. I got to the ER, waited in line to check in, and sat down for almost 10 seconds before they called me back. As it turns out, leaving steel slivers in your eye is a great way to lose your eye. The nurse had to hold me steady as they walked me out of the waiting room and some asshole with an ice pack on her elbow said, "Why does he get to skip the line? I've been waiting for hours!" That nurse shot her a look of such pure, unfiltered hatred that she immediately shut up. It was beautiful. Emergency apparently means that you absolutely can't wait. Who knew?
    It took them almost an hour to get all the slivers out and I got my full vision back a couple days later.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Glad you made it out okay!

  • @dorianmus6771
    @dorianmus6771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    18:05 ''Every major medical breakthrough has been made with animal testing.''
    Nazi scientists: well yes but actually no

    • @GamingMasterAnthony
      @GamingMasterAnthony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Actually humans are animals so, he wasn’t wrong.

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Japanese Scientists in WW2: 😐

    • @GamingMasterAnthony
      @GamingMasterAnthony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      TheGreen Tortoise we do, it’s the last step before anything gets approved by the FDA

    • @imperialrule6652
      @imperialrule6652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@es-rh8oo sigh that would be against the point of we do animal testing. To Keep Humans Safe

    • @ChrisR395
      @ChrisR395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't forget Imperial Japan too

  • @solsanguis8032
    @solsanguis8032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    13:09
    “HEY WHY DO I GOTTA WAIT SO LONG TO GET MY SPRAINED WRIST FIXED!” Some guy says as a person missing 2 legs,an arm, and half their torso gets taken to a doctor on a stretcher.

    • @anthonyplaysgames3676
      @anthonyplaysgames3676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Max level Karens be like:

    • @solsanguis8032
      @solsanguis8032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Anthony Plays charisma -100

    • @hydrashade1851
      @hydrashade1851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      person next to them says: "I know right, they probably dont even have insurance, meaning they should go in last"

    • @5ivestarrrkp
      @5ivestarrrkp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really once a bitch had the sheer audacity to say that she should go b4 me because she was there b4 me because she was there bc she had a cough and my wrist looked like a slightly stretched out S

    • @WayneRoberts72
      @WayneRoberts72 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@solsanguis8032 intelligence 100
      Or intellect, can't remember

  • @VenetinOfficial
    @VenetinOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1587

    μas = microarcsecond.
    yeah, that's a measurement.

    • @TheTaXoro
      @TheTaXoro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Also for those curious what it means, it is an angle. A arc minute is 1/60 of a degree, arc second a 1/60 of a arc minute, and a microarcsecond is one millionth of a arc second, so in total, one microarcsecond is 1 in 3 billion 600 millionth of a degree angle.

    • @the_jingo
      @the_jingo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Both your comments are helpful thank you

    • @marlonmontelhiggins8570
      @marlonmontelhiggins8570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      And, the letter that Damien is struggling to pronounce here is the Greek lowercase letter mu (μ). Mu represents the M sound in Greek.

    • @poouvfe7439
      @poouvfe7439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you! i didnt know that

    • @marlonmontelhiggins8570
      @marlonmontelhiggins8570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @That one sniper main - Oh, my gosh. I didn't know that. Thank you so much.

  • @superfire6463
    @superfire6463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    19:36
    I’m confused. Didn’t she do literally the same thing as him?

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yes, that’s why the narrator said ‘the irony here is palpable’

    • @SaishoVibes
      @SaishoVibes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr

    • @truegr3845
      @truegr3845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah isn’t the guy right n that scenario?

    • @impishlyit9780
      @impishlyit9780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@BananaWasTaken The point of this comment is that the image was posted in r/murderedbywords. Someone posted that thinking that she destroyed him, not because they found it hypocritical.

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@impishlyit9780 oh wait, I thought I was watching r/facepalm because I was repeatedly clicking Emkay videos in my reccomended, my mistake

  • @MeAndMichaelOeuo
    @MeAndMichaelOeuo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1765

    Hello, Police?!
    Yes, there’s been a murder.

  • @enviousshogun
    @enviousshogun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1323

    Father's day shouldn't exist, only mother's day
    * Cries in equality *

    • @MiimiiMoomoo
      @MiimiiMoomoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Scunt Hub ah yes, such equality

    • @linkinlog8543
      @linkinlog8543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      How about thank a guardian day.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Equality is bullshit.

    • @dontwatchmydoomvideos
      @dontwatchmydoomvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MiimiiMoomoo i read that in critikal's voice

    • @catcat365
      @catcat365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree with this since my stepdad which I do not consider someone that's part of my family is the strictest motherfuker I've ever met and never wanted to meet and my real dad is already remarried so fuckmylife

  • @bfbvouabeorbvoaervure963
    @bfbvouabeorbvoaervure963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    If ima ask a man his weight or height, I’m not about to get offended when he asks mine

    • @maxwelledison9954
      @maxwelledison9954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Your a reasonable person

    • @mysticflower7795
      @mysticflower7795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Same also my question is why dose a woman or man need to know the specific weight or height of a future love interest? 😂

    • @atheniansoldier811
      @atheniansoldier811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@mysticflower7795 it's just preference, like I'm not going to date a girl who is less than 5"3, unless she is the one.

    • @mysticflower7795
      @mysticflower7795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guess so seems reasonable

    • @an8strengthkobold360
      @an8strengthkobold360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Congratulations you have unlocked basic self awareness if only everyone else(including me could).

  • @bonnietelocole6777
    @bonnietelocole6777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The line "My girl Patricia lookin like a Bratz doll" got me dying

  • @BearSobBing
    @BearSobBing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    “r/murderedbywords”
    *Gordon Ramsay has entered the chat*

  • @christopherbeer3298
    @christopherbeer3298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    5:27 my birthday falls on national daughters day but I'm a son,should I be offended.

    • @Tycho_The_Taco
      @Tycho_The_Taco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      My name means Christmas day and I'm born before fall, should I be offended? No. Cause I'm not a petty bitch. I'm a weird bitch
      Edit: I am a petty bitch sometimes

    • @GuessImSylvale
      @GuessImSylvale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Tycho_The_Taco Fair, we all have bad days and days where we don't have anything going right. I also act like an asshole at times, because I can't deal with a lot of stress in early teens

    • @Lastyearsjacket
      @Lastyearsjacket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LuigiMaster987 Kindness toward yourself allows kindness toward others. Focus on what you want, how you’re going to get it and how hard you’re going to work for it. There’s nothing more stressful than living a life that you don’t want to live. Unfortunately, as a teen, you don’t have a ton of options right now, but you’re coming into your own, so a lot of stress comes from wanting to grow into yourself but lacking the freedom to do so. Just keep fighting and stay humble. We all have shit days but all that matters is how you react and how you come away from it.

    • @dddant
      @dddant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      _my birthday falls on international cat's day but i have a dog. should i be offended?_

    • @hydrashade1851
      @hydrashade1851 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      my birthday falls on National Caviar Day, and 70 other holidays.

  • @CorvidsForHire
    @CorvidsForHire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    People in the video: *complaining about how blurry the black hole picture is*
    Me: *internal screaming because the actual picture isn't blurry and the media's just zoomed it in too much*

    • @raymartcarreon6069
      @raymartcarreon6069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      the media always ruin everything first is flappy bird then now this?

    • @phateisboss2075
      @phateisboss2075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@raymartcarreon6069 I think the media have ruined a lot more than flappy bird lmfao

    • @marshian__mallow2624
      @marshian__mallow2624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You two in the comments do know this is a joke right?

    • @playtouys
      @playtouys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@marshian__mallow2624 shhhh let them get sucked into that hole

    • @cbsvevy4718
      @cbsvevy4718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BITCH CUT THE CRAP ABOUT PEOPLE RUINING THE INTERNET THERES M&M'S PORN FOR GOD SAKE

  • @happyjohn354
    @happyjohn354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Meanwhile here I am thinking cigarettes' smell nostalgic and bring back memories of my dad teaching me things in the shop...

    • @iv689
      @iv689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "I rembem- AUGHG, remember when my da- AIRHEKWJSVDI, when my dad said "Kid, always look at the weight of the pro-" *spits out a lung epically*

  • @kyledilbert6424
    @kyledilbert6424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    19:36
    Woman makes fun of men’s insecurities and then gets mad when a guy refutes her, in the true words of Sheev Palpatine
    “Ironic.”

    • @Eyeball44
      @Eyeball44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah but he was a perv she just asker about his height

    • @Eyeball44
      @Eyeball44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who was rebuking who?

    • @Eyeball44
      @Eyeball44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and anyway, I'm not on anyone's side or anything, there's no need to be aggressive

    • @Eyeball44
      @Eyeball44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      also is anyone interested in becoming Greg?

    • @Hortonheardahoe
      @Hortonheardahoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Men are sensitive about their height. Women are sensitive about their weight. Equality. If you ask him his height, he can ask you, “Weight?” or another size question. Feminism=equality, not special treatment for women.

  • @natmartinez8321
    @natmartinez8321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Gotta say, Patricia instantly cured the insecurity I had about my uneven eyes

  • @lovelyaya1811
    @lovelyaya1811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Imagine doing your job and your patient snaps a picture of you and share it to a boatload of people, talking about how “hot” you are. If it was a woman doctor, we wouldn’t hear the end of it. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @TheHealerIzAwesome
    @TheHealerIzAwesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Can I just say? I have trauma due to repeated and prolonged abuse by my mother. I have nightmares that she's still alive. Anytime someone raises their voice or touches me in a wrong way, I shut down. I have so many flashbacks that I can end up ruining a good time just because someone said one word that sets me off. My father, who is retired military, was traumatized by some very realistic and brutal training he had to go through. He watched a man be waterboarded. From what he's told me about it, the effects lasted for weeks on end. Nightmares, flashbacks, hallucinations. He was in a car, driving home one day and though that there were enemy soldiers hiding around him. Thankfully, he is much better now. I can't speak to the experience of all women. But, personally, the shit my father went through during those three to four weeks sounds a whole hell of a lot worse than what I experience due to the emotional, mental, verbal, and sexual abuse that my mother put me through. Military mental health matters.

  • @ClokworkGremlin
    @ClokworkGremlin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1356

    30% r/murderedbywords
    70% r/iamverysmart.

    • @GamingOS
      @GamingOS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Alot of this is just fucking sjws

    • @Swordofswordom
      @Swordofswordom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@GamingOS Yeah, not gonna lie a lot of this just reeks of appeals to emotion and trying way too hard to "pwn" someone. It comes off as forced and disingenuous.

    • @thesaltylemon2407
      @thesaltylemon2407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      100% sarcasm

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You suck
      Alright I'm gonna post this on r/murderedbywords now

    • @Joe-pi9bx
      @Joe-pi9bx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What I desire after hearing some parts of the vid, r/iamverymurdered.

  • @nudistmartian6804
    @nudistmartian6804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1225

    one time i waited 14 hours in the emergency room because of heavy nose bleeding, had to be cauterised many times in my life soooo yeah my parents were panicking as it was maybe like the 3nd time in the week,i was bleeding the whole time btw,, about 10 hours in i noticed a guy with a open leg fracture, 10+ cm of bone sticking out. When the doctor finally called me I asked what "about this guy?" doctor said someone would come soon for him, the dude was literally dying in front of me so i said "no,treat him now i'll wait" waited 4 more hours and when doctor came he said dude was fine

    • @Ok-cx4jw
      @Ok-cx4jw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      You my friend are a SAINT

    • @duleebeecham1706
      @duleebeecham1706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      You are part of a small fraction of people in this society that are actually GOOD PEOPLE

    • @cheesefan3880
      @cheesefan3880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Ok-cx4jw 3nd

    • @georgeruiz9211
      @georgeruiz9211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Frick yes, some hope, I had a near death experience and a guy helped me out too.

    • @georgeruiz9211
      @georgeruiz9211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@cheesefan3880 thind

  • @noodlesgamebox5903
    @noodlesgamebox5903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    That belongs on rare insults:
    "You're so dense, you're going to collapse into a black hole yourself."

    • @CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve
      @CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *THATS ALOTTA DAMAGE!*

    • @variegatus4674
      @variegatus4674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve not really, the dudes so stupid he repels the information spewed at him - thus he isnt affected

    • @CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve
      @CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@variegatus4674 you kinda make a point there.

    • @variegatus4674
      @variegatus4674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve thanks. and another thank you - except its to say thanks for actually replying in 7 mintues rather than 7 days. :D

    • @CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve
      @CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@variegatus4674 people do that?

  • @Ore_Dake
    @Ore_Dake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    CoD People w mics: that one guy who blasts spanish music, the guy who cusses every 3 seconds, the two 12 year olds, the guy who keeps saying the n word, the guy who is deliberately toxic, and that one guy who has a mic on but won't speak at all

  • @proxy1035
    @proxy1035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    1:22 "µ" means micro, and as" means "arc second" which is basically just 1/3600th of 1 degree (angle, not temperature)

    • @eyytudqq8215
      @eyytudqq8215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So its prounounced "microTORRENT" maybe ?thats weird

    • @sthoughtsarchive2791
      @sthoughtsarchive2791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@eyytudqq8215 lmao

    • @omsingh3982
      @omsingh3982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@eyytudqq8215 it should be 'mu' torrent

    • @eyytudqq8215
      @eyytudqq8215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@omsingh3982 yea i deadass called it "utorent"

    • @limi4966
      @limi4966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's a joke. The micro-sign is called "my". So he wrote my ass.

  • @randomrandom450
    @randomrandom450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    that "How tall are you?" woman surely didnt get the right conclusion out of this...

    • @xavierrodriguez2463
      @xavierrodriguez2463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      honestly that one pissed me off.

    • @jacksonbull7251
      @jacksonbull7251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @xavierrodriguez2463
      @xavierrodriguez2463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Calen Crawford thanks I guess

    • @anonymouscommentor411
      @anonymouscommentor411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tbh, I don't mind if a woman asks me that. As long as they don't mind me asking my own questions too. The way I see it is if they don't like me for my height that's fair since I too might not like them for certain traits they have. While looks aren't everything, they are important in a relationship since you want to be attracted to your partner. That being said, you should also like a person for their personality too because physical attraction won't matter if you can't stand to be around your partner and talk to them due to a dislike of their personality traits.

    • @RescueRapscall2
      @RescueRapscall2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xavierrodriguez2463 I must to say that that is a nice name and also people are c****

  • @horrorkesh
    @horrorkesh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Sadly we're living in an age where being a victim is sought after

    • @hata6290
      @hata6290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      horrorkesh please, just forget about that, and try to help humanity as a whole, or fuck it and help yourself, either way just don’t think about it srsly

    • @songbird7539
      @songbird7539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      horrorkesh this is so horribly accurate it’s making me sick how nobody even realizes that

    • @abid444_
      @abid444_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      are you trying to oppress me and take away my rights to be a victim? i feel offended how dare you

    • @mannyheffley9551
      @mannyheffley9551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Atleast being the culprit is not that sought after...

    • @peaches7280
      @peaches7280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr why do people wanna be oppressed so bad?

  • @connorgolsong290
    @connorgolsong290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Katie Bouman looks so genuinely happy about the image of the Black Hole, and considering it's her life's work, I don't blame her.

  • @jasonshlez5552
    @jasonshlez5552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    0:10 looking like ice age baby with those eyes

    • @NateR-pi5ss
      @NateR-pi5ss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Jason Shlez you didn’t consider Sid the sloth?

    • @Devilmanlover
      @Devilmanlover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@NateR-pi5ss don't insult sid

    • @theultimateunoreversecard2566
      @theultimateunoreversecard2566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@NateR-pi5ss *Leave our boy Sid out of this*

    • @uni_tby
      @uni_tby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      YOU DID NOT--

    • @jules2446
      @jules2446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Toby Chanii HE DID TOO

  • @jjprs3062
    @jjprs3062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    5:25 excuse me?
    I feel VERY much insulted that my bucket does not have a hole in it!
    How dare you question my rights to have a hole in my bucket! How dare you suggest that I am not worthy of such holes in my bucket!

    • @SteveMelissaMcAdams
      @SteveMelissaMcAdams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m not sure if your actually insulted, or making a joke but.. Preach?..

    • @CandyBoot
      @CandyBoot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Steve & Melissa McAdams She's making a joke. :) If you can't tell, her comment is sarcastic.

    • @SteveMelissaMcAdams
      @SteveMelissaMcAdams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MIЅHᏦᎯLᎯᏉᎯ I Was On the bridge between sarcastic and Meaning it. And I took a wild guess, thanks though dude

    • @CandyBoot
      @CandyBoot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Steve & Melissa McAdams No problem. ^^

    • @marsmallow9580
      @marsmallow9580 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG I know right I wanted 50 holes too

  • @AnymMusic
    @AnymMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Emkay: god I hate how political and long these murderedbywords posts are
    Emkay: man I love these passionate posts (refering to a post literally talking about a political debate)

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He just likes seeing *_passion,_* it doesn't matter what it's about...
      Unless it's anti-vaxx.

    • @Aaroncarter95
      @Aaroncarter95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just get tired on the 1 sided assaults. "I'm not bias. I just don't like talking bad about my candidate." That....that's the definition example of bias.

  • @noideaforaname1524
    @noideaforaname1524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I can’t comprehend 2 things how that black hole image was taken and how ppl don’t understand how grand that is because light can’t escape a black hole so how are you gonna take a image that needs light so you can actually see it

    • @lamihadamshareef5270
      @lamihadamshareef5270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait....
      I know how black hole works but not cameras
      So I will disagree or agree with you.

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Light cannot escape a black hole only when beyond the event horizon (I hope it's called like that English is not my first language) but it can go right to the sides without a problem
      Also the black hole probably looks smaller than it actually is but I am in no way sure

    • @snowoffstream5823
      @snowoffstream5823 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean if they don't think it's awesome, chances are they're someone who likes anime chicks
      Just send them an image of Black Hole-chan, they'll be interested in seconds

  • @Terrell777
    @Terrell777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    *Slazo is locked in a closet in a dungeon*

  • @navyntune8158
    @navyntune8158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    OK, random facts time. That so-called "u" is actually a symbol for micro. That one around 1:32

    • @unoriginalname4426
      @unoriginalname4426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      And the “as” stands for arcsecond, so it would be pronounced “micro arcsecond”

    • @navyntune8158
      @navyntune8158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The more we know

    • @BappO-is-me
      @BappO-is-me 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can someone tell me what that actually means XD I’m a regard so a micro arcsecond is kinda confusing

    • @navyntune8158
      @navyntune8158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ghgdjjx5929 👍

    • @benjaminduvoldnilsen1572
      @benjaminduvoldnilsen1572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What is an Arcsecond? I hope that the reason I don't know is that I have only heard it in my native language, since you all learned it in 6th and 7th grade...

  • @whileyouwerereadingthis
    @whileyouwerereadingthis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1883

    Everybody asks where is Slazo
    Nobody asks how is Slazo

  • @jean23235
    @jean23235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:29 dude I'm crying. This litterally happened to me as a kid. Im glad that by now all the gunk in my lungs has disappeared (mostly). I'm sorry to everyone who also has to go through that aswell. You don't realize that its horrible untill your parents are gone and are crying in the corner. I wish I could give anybody who went through this.

  • @m3m3nt0m0r1_
    @m3m3nt0m0r1_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    19:36 thats not toxic that is just him asking a question (of the same caliber) when she asked him a question. maybe he is insecure. maybe he is just having a bad day. you dont know and neither does she or her boyfriend
    she is the toxic one by going for insecurities in men
    frickin double standards

    • @memz7435
      @memz7435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      She doesn't have a boyfriend and neither a test. It's bullshit she made up trying to make her look like fucking megamind with her 3000 IQ, and it really pisses me off

    • @notcockycody1342
      @notcockycody1342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      EXACTLY BUT I WAS SCARED TO COMMENT IT

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, she needs to leave. She is more toxic than the sun if it was made of cyanide.

    • @yoshidaaimi34
      @yoshidaaimi34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You guys ever consider this is problably fake as well? why is the screenshot being taken the guy being "murdered by words" instead of the woman herself?
      Also the question the guy asked back is wayyyy to specific, "how big is your breasts?" who the hell answers a question with another question with that?

    • @ProjectEdge
      @ProjectEdge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@yoshidaaimi34 The guy probably thought she was an idiot so he took a screenshot. his reply is a mix of sarcasm and irritaion at her first question being about his height. the only illogical part is how it fit's on murdered by words.

  • @someguywithatophat7599
    @someguywithatophat7599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    7:43 really made me emotional. Just like thinking about all the veterans who get seriously injured, worse or killed just makes me very sad.

    • @pannacottafugay6391
      @pannacottafugay6391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some Guy With a Tophat I was straight faced

    • @theweirdestsmartchannel1842
      @theweirdestsmartchannel1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *EAT YOUR CEREAL*

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      just think about the innocent people they've killed and then you go back to being apathetic

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m just glad it’s no longer considered “cowardice” and linked to a lack of moral fiber, like it was in WWI and before.

    • @Ohyeahyeah.mp4
      @Ohyeahyeah.mp4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The same thing is with the first war one about the war buddy dying :'(

  • @ziel32
    @ziel32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I feel bad about me myself because I’m so scientifically illiterate that I can’t get excited about the black hole image I so desperately want to feel the straight up euphoria that the people who poured the soul into just getting that one picture I know it’s a bit late but congrats to the people who pulled this incredible feat of knowledge and just sheer hard work and will

    • @Chia_Mochia
      @Chia_Mochia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey don't beat yourself up, man. I didn't even know about the black hole picture lol you are not scientifically illiterate, maybe that stuff doesn't strike your fancy? Either way, no need to feel bad about stuff like that. Hope you feel better!

  • @levi320
    @levi320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    19:53
    Op: We should create a virus-
    Me from 2020: I'm gonna stop you right there

  • @ghosthoochie4063
    @ghosthoochie4063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Imagine carrying a baby for nine months and spending hours pushing him out only for him to think he deserves priority over A PERSON WHO IS LITERALLY DYING just because he has insurance.

    • @iv689
      @iv689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *picks up shotgun*
      "¿Have you ever gave someone a birthday gift after their birthday?"

    • @-nightlyfireflies-9561
      @-nightlyfireflies-9561 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me: hey Google, how late is too late to get an abortion?

  • @cesh8954
    @cesh8954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    5:41 Guys his description of the middle school kid is totally accurate. My mother smoked and the smell was engrave into my clothes, causing suspicion in the thoughts of my friends that I was a smoker

    • @Papersky01
      @Papersky01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes I agree my clothes smelt like they were about to crumble to ash

    • @zmainly
      @zmainly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My parents have been smoking ever since i was born.
      People think im smoking at 13.

    • @ImTopin
      @ImTopin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm reminded of how my cousin and girlfriend will always carry a scent of smoke on them because their houses are ridden with the stuff from their parents.
      Once when I had my gf over, her coat reaked of smoke so badly, my sister had to take it out of the closet because the fumes were affecting her fiancé that badly.

    • @Thollis1987
      @Thollis1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can relate as well with the exception of lung cancer thank God! I hate cigarettes with a passion! My mom smoked from 1990 up until she quitted 2016. She only quit because of a health scare. Doing drugs are never cool. It can bite you in the butt one day.

    • @vivalachoba
      @vivalachoba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My dad was a chainsmoker for most of my childhood. Everything in the house smelled like it was burned to the ground, you could see an actual cloud of smoke when you came into my house and my dad would send my 10yr old ass to get him cigarettes (back then the sellers didn't ask any questions since in my country almost everyone was smoking). Of course I leant that smoking is ok and I took it up when i was 20. The stupidest decision of my life! I'm smoke free for almost 2 years now and even the faintest smell of cigarettes can give me a rage fit. So yeah... smoking? Sooo cool 😐

  • @jessicapatterson1358
    @jessicapatterson1358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    0:12 the distance of kilometers between her eyebrows is the distance she's allowed to be next to the neighbour's kid

    • @kami5198
      @kami5198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      rare insults

    • @morapazfilgueira743
      @morapazfilgueira743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Weird flex but ok

    • @kittymellisaqueen
      @kittymellisaqueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A bratz doll eyes are closer together than her eyes.

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not very far, tho. The distance *you’re* allowed is way further.

    • @jessicapatterson1358
      @jessicapatterson1358 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheMamaluigi300 are you just repeating what mumsy wumsy said to you aww that's so sad isn't it?

  • @fathermother8231
    @fathermother8231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I grew up a military child and when my dad retired I had personally gone to multiple different countries and my dad had flown around the world three times. Once out I was put into a middle school and labeled a lying weeb for saying I grew up in Okinawa Japan. The hate military children get is insane and feel like this belongs here.

  • @jadekaay
    @jadekaay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    I find this offensive..
    *My Bucket has No Hole*

    • @Mauripsu
      @Mauripsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How do you fill it then?

    • @jadekaay
      @jadekaay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Mauripsu i don't..
      I just like to look at it

    • @radgaming7840
      @radgaming7840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Z

    • @jadekaay
      @jadekaay 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Purple

    • @jadekaay
      @jadekaay 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Green

  • @khymaaren
    @khymaaren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    19:17 I'm on the guy's side. Even if she told the truth - which took her close to 9 hours - her toxicity massively overshadows what she perceived in his response. But I think she was faking, making it all the much worse...
    If you are looking for a serious relationship, you don't really care about height. You might care about it, if you are only looking for sex and try to gauge physical attraction, in which case his question is just as much valid.

  • @taylor13kanye741
    @taylor13kanye741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Nobody:
    EmKay: struggling to pronounce everything

  • @dr_busa_nutts
    @dr_busa_nutts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    jesus christ that ptsd one, even the music was too shocked to keep playing.

  • @naptime4foxy
    @naptime4foxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I love when the comment section is filled with over half a year's worth of controversy. :)

    • @spaghetti7180
      @spaghetti7180 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ღ Qυҽҽɳ_ZJ613 ღ
      Lol same

  • @crimsongoldfish
    @crimsongoldfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "there would be rioting in the streets"
    2020: "WRITE THAT DOWN! RIGHT THAT DOWN!"

  • @gaboderflinger7854
    @gaboderflinger7854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    If a girl I don’t know asks me about my height, I just don’t answer, I’m not short, neither tall, but I find asking about a common cause of insecurity is also asking for a rude response, that “test” response is pure bs. That girl deserved that response.

    • @QuasarPsychosis
      @QuasarPsychosis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That and she acts like men don't feel insecurities.

    • @demonatrixe6203
      @demonatrixe6203 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your pfp fooled me into thinking it was hair.

  • @itsgirlcraft5842
    @itsgirlcraft5842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I won't lie, at 3:54 the emotion genuinely got me.
    Like I actually got close to tearing up- man that was an amazing reply AND a good reading of it

    • @thatsoneoof9308
      @thatsoneoof9308 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/NukedByWords
      Seriously, Imagine yourself at the end of the Vietnam War. You and your comrades are all traumatized after the whole jungle hiding thing the Vietcong soldiers did, and you lost your friend because of them. And then years later some entitled bitch tells you that "More women have PTSD than men." ignoring the fact that millions of soldier died throughout the 20th century. How insulted would you be?

  • @randellsnerdythingschannel7814
    @randellsnerdythingschannel7814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    "Thank you for being apart of the studies!"? Apart means to be separate or not together. Context, people.

    • @analuizafelixdesouza6336
      @analuizafelixdesouza6336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes, thank you. I can't even count his many times I've seen people use "apart of" instead of "a part of". They have almost opposite meanings.

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If i had a dollar for a misuse of a word or misspelling or something like that, i'd probably be able to properly educate those sorts of people on how english actually works

    • @darwintaylor3005
      @darwintaylor3005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lordimyre3685 did you notice that every person in this comment section are becoming paragraph mega toasting Gods? I swear this gets more divine as I read through these comments.

    • @darwintaylor3005
      @darwintaylor3005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love this comment section

    • @jackthomas1448
      @jackthomas1448 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, grammar nazi chill out

  • @NoLeftTurns965
    @NoLeftTurns965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    0:46 I like how Ali A will talk about toxicity on twitter, then immediately turn around and literally scam children on TH-cam.

    • @jakeb4794
      @jakeb4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Link Link finally, someone mentions it

    • @technospyform1578
      @technospyform1578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@linuigi5535 I'm in pain everytime, especially because on one of his videos I made a comment that aged ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLY.

    • @Deemel_
      @Deemel_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@technospyform1578 what was this comment and what happened if I may ask? I don't watch his videos.

    • @technospyform1578
      @technospyform1578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Deemel_ this is painful to write but here goes...
      the comment i was referring to the other supposedly famous person at the time, ZeRo. around 1 year ago he got outed for grooming and it hurt me, not only because his videos were kinda good, but also because i left a comment saying "stay strong" on one of his story times where he had to get something off his chest. after the outing i got a lot of replies about how my comment didn't age well, so fuck. it took me a long time to unsub and just seeing that name is enough to make me click off the video. I appreciate you asking, but still, fuck you and fuck this story.

    • @Deemel_
      @Deemel_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@technospyform1578 I'm sorry, if you didn't want to talk about it you didn't have to. Sorry I mentioned it. Have a good day.

  • @TheWhiteRhino
    @TheWhiteRhino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2276

    Who tf knows a straight person who flexes on being straight

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Exactly, no one

    • @eeeguba432
      @eeeguba432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Hello, oh btw im veg...i mean straight

    • @Ok-cx4jw
      @Ok-cx4jw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'm Michael fassbender but also AHM STRAIGHT (that's a joke I'm just showing how moronic it sounds)

    • @echinaceapetals4143
      @echinaceapetals4143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Homophobes. Remember the straight pride parade thing?

    • @GraceHartman28
      @GraceHartman28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@echinaceapetals4143 that wasnt homophobic. they organized it with milo, an openly gay man. also they did that just to see the leftś double standard. they dont actually care

  • @CursedCaptainGaming
    @CursedCaptainGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    0:10 she lookin like the love child of Sid from Ice Age and the aliens from Mars Needs Moms

    • @Yaro2
      @Yaro2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is this god?

    • @dkjcb3993
      @dkjcb3993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oof thats a rare comparison, but incredibly accurate lmao

    • @koricage
      @koricage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/rareinsults

  • @purpleshirtfish
    @purpleshirtfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Bro you just got owned by Ali-A....
    *ALI-A*

    • @NindyBK
      @NindyBK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Plus he’s standing up for ZeRo, a total god.

    • @TheeNero
      @TheeNero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me to Ali-A: THIS TIME WE JOIN THE FIGHT

    • @Brainhorn
      @Brainhorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He didn't, though

    • @TheActualTed
      @TheActualTed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not at all.

    • @Cutesticles
      @Cutesticles 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whoever he is

  • @rydo728
    @rydo728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    This is why more people need to carry around reverse cards

    • @cornthief480
      @cornthief480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My friend roast me and I pulled one at one time the couple days ago and he took it and ripped it in half😂

    • @sanjusansanjana
      @sanjusansanjana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cornthief480 r/thathappened

    • @saulmoment4008
      @saulmoment4008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cornthief480 I was there, because I am the one who got teared in half

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No u

    • @remingtomi8212
      @remingtomi8212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cornthief480 it's true I was your roast

  • @commitfelonyfeline
    @commitfelonyfeline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:44
    everyone gangsta until the music stops

  • @David-eb1fc
    @David-eb1fc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    19:18 I fail to see the murdered by words here. Lady was asking someone who was self-conscience about their height so they retaliated.

    • @Mauripsu
      @Mauripsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Heya Kokichi

    • @shigga5264
      @shigga5264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That woman is so hypocritical

    • @Dokataa
      @Dokataa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      She's so stupid

    • @lxjoe96
      @lxjoe96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yeah I'm not really sure who was supposed to have been murdered by words there. The guy's response was pretty good but wasn't really murder, just clever

    • @carcinal286
      @carcinal286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kokichiii

  • @jacksonfriend4169
    @jacksonfriend4169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    14:10 Damien pronouncing widows as windows.

  • @Oblivionic
    @Oblivionic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    "Who are we defending?"
    Asking the real questions.

    • @Handsomegargoyle04
      @Handsomegargoyle04 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huh?

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll just be defending myself. I don't give a shit about any other human.

    • @mapleace6185
      @mapleace6185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We're defending McCain's daughter because she actually makes valid points

  • @o1497
    @o1497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These videos of r/murderedbywords are the definition of passive agression and i love it

  • @SadToffee
    @SadToffee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    For the one that starts at 19:18 I only have one thing to say, DONT ASK ABOUT AN ARBITRARY FACTOR THAT CANT BE CHANGED WITHOUT HEAVY ARTIFICIALITY AND NOT EXPECT RECIPROCATION. ITS THAT SIMPLE.

    • @proudtitanicdenier4300
      @proudtitanicdenier4300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Muh toxic masculinity

    • @SadToffee
      @SadToffee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Proud Titanic Denier lel

    • @trilonyte
      @trilonyte 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like... breast size?

    • @zaferoph
      @zaferoph 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not sure what you're even trying to say but I'm also reading this at 2:43 with a headache so...

  • @chubbybunny6975
    @chubbybunny6975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The Canadian healthcare one REALLY depends on where you are in the country. I'm in Nova Scotia and waiting at least 5-6 months for an endoscopy for stomach and bowel issues that I've had since I was 17 (gonna be 22 in September), and when I was rushed via ambulance to the hospital one night FOR my severe stomach pain, I had to wait 8 hours to get an X-ray and have a doctor even look at me. Some provinces are severely understaffed with doctors, while others have a surplus.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Canada is a terrible example anyway.
      Canada has the worst wait times of basically every country with public healthcare.

  • @literallyagodactually9763
    @literallyagodactually9763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Wasn’t John Glenn... idk...
    *_the first American in space_*
    Edit: Nvm *_the first American to orbit the Earth_*

    • @dr.pineapple8495
      @dr.pineapple8495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope. Alan Shepard Jr. was

    • @literallyagodactually9763
      @literallyagodactually9763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr. Pineapple
      Oh yea- sorry I forgot

    • @krpapapa8182
      @krpapapa8182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @quinn allen nah dude it was my grandma

    • @trilonyte
      @trilonyte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was known in NASA as a "steely-eyed missile man". That basically means he knew what to do in stressful situations, was intelligent enough to solve tough problems, and was a good leader. Without him, the men of Apollo 13 probably wouldn't have made it home.

  • @ederanged7960
    @ederanged7960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Listening to you read out these self-pitying squeals really opened my eyes. That woman who smelled like smoke because her parents smoked? OH.. God they have it tough.

  • @SecretAgentNein
    @SecretAgentNein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I like how the dating app girl really thinks that she ”murdered the guy with words” rather than just embarrassing herself with that story.

    • @theolddeus9672
      @theolddeus9672 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      She just showed shes as petty and as insecure as him lmao.

  • @sixthsurge
    @sixthsurge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    1:30 The letter µ means micro in measurements. Micro means *10^-6.
    As stands for arcseconds which is 1/60 of an arcminute which is 1/60 of a degree. It is a measurement of the size of an angle.
    So µas means "micro arcseconds" and is equivalent to 2.778e-10°.

    • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
      @Ludwig_Perpenhente 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can we stop speaking alien language
      It hurts to reed it

    • @Raudent
      @Raudent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ludwig_Perpenhente i believe our brain is inferior to the brain that decides to comment on it.

    • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
      @Ludwig_Perpenhente 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Raudent maybe
      Possibly

    • @spoqky2746
      @spoqky2746 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ludwig_Perpenhente αΙιεν Γανρυαρε? Μθατ αρε γου ταΙκινρ αβουξ?

    • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
      @Ludwig_Perpenhente 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spoqky2746 ok

  • @cyvader101
    @cyvader101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I think the one about “kid cleaning up for no reason” was joking
    Considering the username

    • @notaboomertree4141
      @notaboomertree4141 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      whoa really? 100% didn't know that! (if you aren't smart enough to understand bc you are one of the idiots ft in the video, I did know this)

    • @cyvader101
      @cyvader101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Melody Fox what the hell are you talking about?

    • @cyvader101
      @cyvader101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Melody Fox stop getting butt-hurt about what I said, if you don’t like it then move the fuck along

    • @stress4206
      @stress4206 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp?

    • @cyvader101
      @cyvader101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      S T R E S S can’t remember

  • @operatoryeehaw7138
    @operatoryeehaw7138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Starts talking about the horrors of war”
    *emkay music stops*

  • @Eevee860
    @Eevee860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    That person that hates father's day must think that only women are in same sex relationships if father's day is disrespectful to them

    • @Eevee860
      @Eevee860 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @N/A what?

    • @Eevee860
      @Eevee860 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skunkbert what are you talking about?

  • @themambawarrior2290
    @themambawarrior2290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    3:00 This is the kind of post that we really go onto r/murderedbywords to see. Yeah, the snappy one-liner or one-sentence takedown/insult is nice and funny, but then there's things like that. Where the response is so long, in depth, and detailed, that it's more like they were brutalized by words.

    • @elstain5215
      @elstain5215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Barraged by words

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah, I like the big ones. Makes them rethink their whole existence.

    • @rabbid3433
      @rabbid3433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, that guy literally destroyed her, is it bad if I'm sad when I read it? Especially when he mentioned the holding the your war buddy part. That was sad, and the worst part is it's true.

    • @ess9163
      @ess9163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That response fucking made the other person feel what PTSD was.

    • @Santeneal
      @Santeneal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah that's a fucking massacred by words

  • @MasterIII67
    @MasterIII67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    “Women have more ptsd from sexual assault and domestic violence”
    A random Veteran
    “I saw my fellow soldiers get blown up and their brains fly all over the place”

    • @BappO-is-me
      @BappO-is-me 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Woman: “Your white male opinion is invalid, you lose”

    • @DKofDAH
      @DKofDAH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just murica things 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @DKofDAH
      @DKofDAH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Barber of Seville p.e.d. Who ever insults the us army navi etc .( wich haven’t defended their country since 1776, but just attacked others) insults all American citizens. So: „just murica things!“

    • @bioluminescentbro179
      @bioluminescentbro179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      But it isn't a contest yo

    • @trash3372
      @trash3372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      it’s stupid that she tried to make it a woman thing and not a human thing. Any gender can get PTSD, it’s infuriating that she was trying to make it about just women. Fuck that.

  • @nirvana_o_negative13
    @nirvana_o_negative13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:56 OHHH THAT PISSED ME OFF a moment of silence for our fallen heros

  • @gakailyn9249
    @gakailyn9249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Throw back to that time when a dog bit off my ear and even with insurance, in an American emergency room, I waited 4 hours before the doctors saw me. The skin flap of my ear that i'd retrieved from the dogs mouth was nearly narcropic (dead) and the doc asked why i took so long to get to the ER. Like doc, i was here 5 minutes after the bite. It was your staff that patiently watched me bleed out in the waiting room💁
    That said, the surgeons did a fantastic job reattaching my ear but like...still though.

    • @martelbaggins9113
      @martelbaggins9113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, Ikr? I had to go to the emergency room at about 10:00pm one night, didn't get help for hours. Was about 1:00am before I got anywhere. They gave me a CT scan and drug test, more waiting. They come tell me my stomach acid is eating my stomach lining(this had been going on for a week already, wasn't able to really eat or drink without severe upset stomach). They check me out and send me on my way, no pain meds, no prescription, just "eat bananas"!?!
      Then they try to charge me for the drug test. I be like "nope😁! You didn't help me, and try to say this is for work?! 🤬you!"
      The End

    • @Santeneal
      @Santeneal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But did you know if there were other patients with more serious cases?

  • @stavrosfay8454
    @stavrosfay8454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    1:30 it’s pronounced “mas” that’s a Greek letter “μ” which sounds like “m”

    • @Michaelqwerp
      @Michaelqwerp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Thanks social studies teacher

    • @larsnanders
      @larsnanders 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      that literally means "micro". it's mostly used in measurements.

    • @ro-337
      @ro-337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      mikuskiki Yeah but microtorrent doesn't have the same ring as utorrent

    • @bentenv7524
      @bentenv7524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@larsnanders It only means "micro" in measurements. Outside of that it's just a letter like alpha, beta, gamma,...

    • @larsnanders
      @larsnanders 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bentenv7524 yeah but in this video it's used in a measurement.

  • @MeAndMichaelOeuo
    @MeAndMichaelOeuo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Shane Dawson sounds a litttleeee bit different this timeee

  • @easymoney2k449
    @easymoney2k449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That speech, by the way, was the speech that gave the inspiration for the subreddit.
    Thank you, John Glenn, you're a legend now.

  • @acrocodile814
    @acrocodile814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Me: **for an entire day has no idea what the meaning of 'your eyes don't share the same postcode' is**
    Me:
    Me: *oOOHHHHHHHHHHHhH*

    • @Michaelqwerp
      @Michaelqwerp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah I still don't get it gimme a sec

    • @Michaelqwerp
      @Michaelqwerp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ooooooooooohhhhhhhh now I git it

    • @robothecoolguy
      @robothecoolguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Michaelqwerp explain please

    • @orderlychaos314
      @orderlychaos314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@robothecoolguy That her eyes are so far apart that they aren't even in the same town anymore.

    • @robothecoolguy
      @robothecoolguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@orderlychaos314 thank you mein freund