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  • @nuggetvonmattenhorn7216
    @nuggetvonmattenhorn7216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5185

    He sounds so angry yet so happy when talking to his hamster

    • @skeletoncheese7157
      @skeletoncheese7157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      “You’re cute oh my god” he sounds so defeated 😂 😂

    • @honey-bun3976
      @honey-bun3976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That's how it be with animals

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      'c'mere you darn scoop'

    • @tristasayers1516
      @tristasayers1516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      How it be to be a pet parent

    • @josh4227
      @josh4227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Weldedhodag thought he called him a spook 🤐

  • @colomba3924
    @colomba3924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    so chinese translation for 0:51 : when i needed my parents most, at 6 and a half, they left me. when i was sleeping alone, there was a big fire. (so big oof to the chinese dude, poor guy)

    • @Endlessninja-ug5zy
      @Endlessninja-ug5zy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Thought you was talking ‘bout height

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Endlessninja-ug5zy the height of the fire?
      . . . it was *big* . . .

    • @clareann8912
      @clareann8912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tell me why that makes this funnier

    • @praetor_official
      @praetor_official ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guess they should've hired you as the editor

  • @ZacksRockingLifestyle
    @ZacksRockingLifestyle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4738

    My first year of high school, we had ER day.
    Someone showed up as harry pottER
    The cape and wand got mistaken by a bus driver for a trench coat and dagger. Two hour lockdown ensued.

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      TheZSquaredMusic I don't even care if r/thathappened

    • @clueless4096
      @clueless4096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      oh boy ww1 time

    • @erika.f
      @erika.f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      my high school got put on lockdown at the very end of the day for a few hours because someone mistook a comb for a knife

    • @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer
      @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I’d wear blackface

    • @jonhawk117
      @jonhawk117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @The Gay Dolphin Wow really? Its more like that Bus Driver who made the mistake is a fucking moron.
      Not the School, or the country it is in.

  • @agisuru
    @agisuru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1541

    Honestly I'm shocked that "er" day didn't end in someone dressing their child as an emergency room

    • @AxeAR
      @AxeAR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I thought exactly that

    • @tortoiseterror7073
      @tortoiseterror7073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, that's what I thought

    • @misskiwishii
      @misskiwishii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I wanted to see some as a hooker that’s the first thing I kept thinking about on that post LOL

    • @vera-whatsurdiscord
      @vera-whatsurdiscord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      it took me a good second you meant "ER" and not the ER in emERgency room. holy shit im so dumb

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@misskiwishii I thought the problem could be solved by “a job ending in -er” but you duked the system kid

  • @friendsfreak
    @friendsfreak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6719

    Dude. You didn't finish the Ditto one. There's a second picture where he turns into the BOOK. Not that we couldn't guess it for ourselves.

    • @mr.lalnon5455
      @mr.lalnon5455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      yeah why didn't he show it

    • @notcatisa
      @notcatisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      He didn't show it because its inappropriate

    • @farlie3204
      @farlie3204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      link?

    • @mr.lalnon5455
      @mr.lalnon5455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@farlie3204 www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fpics.me.me%2Fditto-transform-into-this-1690782.png&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fme.me%2Fi%2Fditto-transform-into-this-1150661&tbnid=oALeVj6GbuYvNM&vet=1&docid=bR16izX20RryeM&w=500&h=754&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim

    • @FlintKnap
      @FlintKnap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@notcatisa ...how?

  • @meechicat303
    @meechicat303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3414

    "Jhjhjhjh" I'M DEAD. THAT SOUNDED LIKE A RACOON WITH RABIES

    • @simonesmith5337
      @simonesmith5337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      No, it sounded like Ninja's laugh in the fu*k you say to me you little sh*t thing

    • @winkdinkk
      @winkdinkk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      it sounded like perry the platypus💀

    • @jacknewark5040
      @jacknewark5040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So, a normal raccoon?

    • @robertomanfinfla5785
      @robertomanfinfla5785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jsksjsksjjsjsk la wea buena xd

    • @raccoon4704
      @raccoon4704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's offensive. How dare you. I'm gonna knock ya bins over for that.

  • @radd0_
    @radd0_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1157

    i have been SEARCHING for the VIDEO where sorrow says “I like the cut of her jib!” because it’s been STUCK in my head and I couldn’t remember if I had heard it somewhere or if I made it up.
    but I have FOUND IT

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I have that happen to me.
      Quotes get stuck in my head all the time.

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What's with the random capitalisation?

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jack Thanks, Captain Obvious. The emphasis makes no sense though, why would you emphasise "video"? What else would it be?

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Jack I thought it was pretty clear that calling the capitalisation "random" was tongue-in-cheek, a way of pointing out that the shouty emphasis was weird. Wouldn't you think it's also rude to assume somebody generally doesn't know why people on the internet put things in all caps?

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jack You might just be too good a person who hasn't developed the type of snark I have after 15 years of exposure to TH-cam comments.

  • @Xyrenoxx
    @Xyrenoxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2651

    2:48
    “What other words do people not use anymore?”
    Me: Whippersn-
    *_”NI-“_*

    • @jeykies3745.
      @jeykies3745. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Acro batics context everyone needs context

    • @samallford5492
      @samallford5492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@jeykies3745. whippersnapper

    • @jeykies3745.
      @jeykies3745. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sam Allford i thought we were saying capitons

    • @dickJohnsonpeter
      @dickJohnsonpeter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      796 likes and 3 comments. This is obviously the place where comments get deleted so I'll say "speak for yourself", as my response to OP and totally forget I ever wrote anything here.

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      -geria

  • @mehanimates5491
    @mehanimates5491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    That’s the frickin cutest hamster I’ve ever seen
    That’s all

  • @oofbih6397
    @oofbih6397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1381

    you didnt show the smart assery for the ditto

    • @charcole400
      @charcole400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      oof bih ya

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      oof bih he was too distracted by the purple gloves

    • @acecanti4175
      @acecanti4175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      All that happens is ditto transforms into a book and not dratini

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ashley Drury They think claiming that is a joke

    • @deadcrave
      @deadcrave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ashley Drury I ' m not really sure either . .
      Maybe they ' re just thinking of that comic of Brock showing ditto a picture of nurse joy and telling him to transform into it .
      But then again that doesn ' t make sense either , cause ditto doesn ' t actually transform .

  • @katwillow6364
    @katwillow6364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    "You're cute, oh my god." - Sorrow TV (2018), referring to Mr.CutieWootie Hamster the 3rd

  • @ruyekahatori3073
    @ruyekahatori3073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    i started yelling OH NO at the "er" one
    but i wasnt expecting Hitler

    • @Postie1994
      @Postie1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Murderer? Has even 2 ers

    • @ruyekahatori3073
      @ruyekahatori3073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@Postie1994 no, no. The N word

    • @brucedillon8358
      @brucedillon8358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      school shoot-

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      My kid would have been a stoner. The costume is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @M_IAWIA
    @M_IAWIA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    Quality: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    Price: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    Durability: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    Overall I would say a pretty good video

  • @ryancatgames4279
    @ryancatgames4279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    9:12 "He's cute, oh my god." Literally me when I saw that for the first moment.

    • @njf1175
      @njf1175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The hamster said: I-I

    • @rainolive_
      @rainolive_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha gay furry

    • @ryancatgames4279
      @ryancatgames4279 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rainolive_ I mean, technically not wrong.

    • @Nova-vk5qb
      @Nova-vk5qb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryancatgames4279 A friend of mine stands with you on this subject

    • @ryancatgames4279
      @ryancatgames4279 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nova-vk5qb The comment, ya mean?

  • @KiryuGoji03
    @KiryuGoji03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1560

    "Cm'ere ya damn scoop, cm'ere lil fluf. Hey, you're cute omg"

    • @itzjobblez1825
      @itzjobblez1825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Spicy Memes what's suspicious to you?

    • @KiryuGoji03
      @KiryuGoji03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Spicy Memes now there are 4 replies. Hope you feel better

    • @KiryuGoji03
      @KiryuGoji03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Spicy Memes hmmm no likes in 2 weeks, thats suspicious....

    • @BlueGreenGlobe
      @BlueGreenGlobe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      At fluff I thought he said “Cmere you little fuck”

  • @cleansanchez4880
    @cleansanchez4880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    I love how the extra sauce lady gradually turned into Nixon

    • @kriglar5784
      @kriglar5784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hello fellow explorer

    • @raiisleep
      @raiisleep ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like someone breaking in

    • @Cheesy_33
      @Cheesy_33 ปีที่แล้ว

      “IT’S YOUR FAULT MY CAR IS RUINED! I AM NOT A CROOK!”

  • @llamasandanime
    @llamasandanime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Gotta appreciate a grown man who unapologetically owns an adorable hamster.

    • @hannahlack1061
      @hannahlack1061 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I huess you are not part of an online hamster community. Thousands of adults across the world own hamsters.
      Honestly I don't think they should really be sold to children. They are usually sold as just a play thing to them not a living creature that has basic needs to be met.
      Apologies that didn't mean to get so irritated. Pet shops are just really frustrating when it comes to hamsters and their care.
      You should totally look into hamsters more they are great pets. Or just join like r/hamsters to look at the cute videos and hamsters tbh

    • @Forgetthereality
      @Forgetthereality 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "He's so cute omg..." Hehehe

    • @kennykeating5243
      @kennykeating5243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why would anyone apologize for that?

    • @Anti_everything_and_everyone
      @Anti_everything_and_everyone 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      🖤

    • @llamasandanime
      @llamasandanime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hannahlack1061 I totally get where you're coming from. I had hermit crabs in college lol. And rest assured, I meant no irony in my comment.

  • @figment621
    @figment621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1119

    Did anybody else realise how fucking GOOD the Team Rocket, James impression was?

    • @Arcanilumia
      @Arcanilumia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ParticleGaming since when is a SorrowTV impression NOT good?

    • @Fordring1776
      @Fordring1776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      it was so good he forgot the punchline to the image

    • @kangelenjoyer
      @kangelenjoyer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was fire

    • @brickman9133
      @brickman9133 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who knows he could be the voice actor for him

    • @matheussandbakk9959
      @matheussandbakk9959 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr!

  • @EnzoDraws
    @EnzoDraws 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2400

    You forgot your punchline for the Ditto pic

    • @TommyAgramonSeth
      @TommyAgramonSeth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      file image

    • @EnzoDraws
      @EnzoDraws 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@TommyAgramonSeth what?

    • @TommyAgramonSeth
      @TommyAgramonSeth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      @@EnzoDraws *FILE IMAGE*

    • @EnzoDraws
      @EnzoDraws 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      @@TommyAgramonSeth got it, I couldn't hear you loud enough earlier.

    • @jasonkeats931
      @jasonkeats931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      this whole little conversation is hilarious

  • @DemiBirdDoes
    @DemiBirdDoes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    That hamster interaction was the cutest thing ever. Wish I could double subscribe.

    • @jackotrades0888
      @jackotrades0888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just subscribe with a different account

  • @vitre69
    @vitre69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2040

    "er" day.
    Comes as Hitler.
    "That's not how it works."
    "Don't know what you mean by that."
    "Ok so what you do?"
    "I hitle things."

  • @cheeseburger8610
    @cheeseburger8610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Honestly seeing you pick up that hamster was really weird because you sound like a magical omnipresent bodiless voice

  • @joleneonyoutube
    @joleneonyoutube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1949

    The way you speak to your hamster makes me melt omg :3

    • @WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO
      @WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Jolene u should see a doctor

    • @ratfratt
      @ratfratt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Jolene WITCH TRIAL
      WITCH TRIAL
      WITCH TRIAL
      WITCH TRIAL
      WITCH TRIAL
      WITCH TRIAL

    • @redskeletonart238
      @redskeletonart238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      “Cmere ya lil fluff” :3

    • @thornels
      @thornels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FURRY ALERT
      FURRY ALERT
      FURRY ALERT

    • @grungus8160
      @grungus8160 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would like but the likes are 696 so i cant

  • @alexandraluster284
    @alexandraluster284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I couldn't hear the hamster noises myself, but I am glad he paused the video to show us the hamster, because omg such a precious baby!

  • @fishy658
    @fishy658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    Can we just appreciate that SorrowTV seems to boost not as well known subreddits like this or anti mlm and stuff, like dude thanks for not strictly doing stuff like r/niceguys although we reallllyyy like those it’s a bit inflated.
    *w h o o p w h o o p*

    • @TheMANGADUDE2
      @TheMANGADUDE2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah. Didn't know this sub exist, now it's one of my favourites

    • @unfetteredparacosmian
      @unfetteredparacosmian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This sub is far more Weill known than r/niceguys imo

  • @ihatewatermelons2677
    @ihatewatermelons2677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4376

    Honestly it took me a while to get some of these
    I guess I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

    • @CChissel
      @CChissel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I hate watermelons It’s okay, read more books and you’ll be an all star.

    • @axtonpino5213
      @axtonpino5213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Watermelon haters are soft and not sharp you silly little tit!

    • @dannydefeato3407
      @dannydefeato3407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You were looking kind of dumb with your finger and your thumb in the shape of an L on your forehead

    • @marem3038
      @marem3038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No one expects you to be a genius average is enough

    • @hatim9687
      @hatim9687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      all that gliters is _shit_

  • @adopate719
    @adopate719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    For the dress up 'er' I thought it meant "and other things that end up in the ER."

    • @matikkkii3482
      @matikkkii3482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@misserpr n

    • @PlutoTheSynth
      @PlutoTheSynth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Im gonna show up there with a knife in me stomach

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adopate Still gonna go as Docter (spelled wrong on purpose)

    • @matthewgasparin7000
      @matthewgasparin7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was such a nearsighted idea.

    • @pulim-v
      @pulim-v 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Foxy02016 because the PhD is in Medicine and not English

  • @theawesomeMikeMike09
    @theawesomeMikeMike09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I've been to that museum. I've touched that same sign.
    That makes me happy somehow.
    8:01

    • @tabyelox3649
      @tabyelox3649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Plastic Age ur mum

    • @Urmom-ou2ke
      @Urmom-ou2ke 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tabyelox3649 my name?

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4089

    Ah yes, me, as a human being, loves using difficult words of the English language, as it makes me be observed as intelligent.

    • @Bread-ky6ri
      @Bread-ky6ri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      *i like breathing oxegon*

    • @lpsbrther437
      @lpsbrther437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@Bread-ky6ri you mean **clears throat**
      *Im UsInG tHe AlVeOlI iN mY lUnGs To ExChAnGe CaRbOn DiOxIdE fOr OxIgEn In ThE aIr*

    • @awesomepossume3682
      @awesomepossume3682 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey! Wanna comply with my request? Join here! youtu.be/join/ct-RXJmSmCi0J4

    • @Bread-ky6ri
      @Bread-ky6ri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@lpsbrther437 *I JUST SWITCHED TO CARBON MONOXIDE IT'S BANGER*

    • @thecolorgreen1840
      @thecolorgreen1840 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lpsbrther437 Nice one grandayy

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    When you leave the toaster unattended
    *_absolute madlad here_*

    • @olive4604
      @olive4604 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      kremit the frog
      ily kermit

    • @xX_wiLLiam_Xx
      @xX_wiLLiam_Xx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolute
      M A D L A D

    • @petere8175
      @petere8175 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      kremit the frog did you get a heart from Justin?

  • @perlamedrano3637
    @perlamedrano3637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Hamster is the best part of this video

  • @queercowboah8574
    @queercowboah8574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    9:13 “you’re cute, omg” melts my heart every time

  • @OmNomPotatoChip
    @OmNomPotatoChip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    You forgot Ditto's punchline, where he turns into the book!

    • @성훈-t3x
      @성훈-t3x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      아닌데여

    • @edef1244
      @edef1244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah I was so fuck n confused

    • @Sarah-by6gp
      @Sarah-by6gp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh that makes sense now

  • @rigel555
    @rigel555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    WAIT YOU HAVE A HAMSTER???
    He's so cute!

  • @xX_wiLLiam_Xx
    @xX_wiLLiam_Xx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Comments
    Hamster: 100%
    Anything else: 0%

    • @MiyaMam948
      @MiyaMam948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hamster: 99%
      Ditto: 1%

    • @vroomvroom3624
      @vroomvroom3624 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cotlno da sQuiB Overlord
      Hamster:99%
      This:1%

    • @dairysplash1060
      @dairysplash1060 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The way it should be

  • @thisisweirderthanyou9855
    @thisisweirderthanyou9855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    "ER" day
    Hmm. What should I be?
    A stripp *er*

    • @nightcollapse
      @nightcollapse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      murderer
      cadaver
      exotic dancer
      school shooter
      suicide bomber
      all it takes is a little imagination ;)

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Parry Home a murderER

    • @borgarwoag
      @borgarwoag 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      nintendo!

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Amber Ashley or a ni-

    • @talika8253
      @talika8253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NI-

  • @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves
    @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves 6 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    I couldn't hear the *hamster sounds* but I am not complaining because HAMSTER OMG

  • @3malinkies
    @3malinkies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    The advertisement in the very first one actually wasn't lazy. It was designed by a guy who was commissioned to advertise all those bands, and couldn't decide on an actual theme for the poster. After a few minutes of thinking, he came up with the idea to have the poster look like an unaltered screenshot of a text exchange between him and the owner of the pub. Amusingly, what looks like a very lazy poster actually took the designer several hours in Photoshop to create because he didn't actually own an iPhone or smartphone. The designers name, btw, is Dave Blackhurst.

    • @dingobeanie
      @dingobeanie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sarcastic Student r/wooooooosh

    • @ktony859
      @ktony859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@dingobeanie Not really, because that was actually interesting to learn.

    • @3malinkies
      @3malinkies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@dingobeanie I did not miss the joke. I actually laughed at it, which is what made me interested enough to look it up.

    • @dramamine755
      @dramamine755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Angela Lowney proof that r/woosh is too much of a trend

    • @3malinkies
      @3malinkies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It looks like my comment was the thing that went over someone's head.

  • @SabotageSabian
    @SabotageSabian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Goku: Well i have one more trick up my sleeve
    Goku: EXTRA SAUCE
    Vegeta: NoNoNo
    Goku: TIMES TEN
    Vegeta: NOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @edvirgiliom
      @edvirgiliom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually the person that did that is the prick in this situation

  • @thedangboi7198
    @thedangboi7198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Malicious compliance" is honestly a perfect description of my actions when I do something and honestly thought that's what they were talking about

  • @montyfatcat8871
    @montyfatcat8871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1950

    So what we know about SorrowTV:
    •He’s insane
    •He owns a hamster
    •He’s white
    •He’s Male
    •He’s American?
    Edit: Holy fuck 1.7k likes, thanks guys

  • @caitlinjopepe541
    @caitlinjopepe541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    I wasn't expecting to get stared down by a hamster today

    • @hannahlack1061
      @hannahlack1061 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats me everyday. My hamster is a scaredy cat and stares down every noise XD

    • @StarrphireYT
      @StarrphireYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unexpected but not disappointed (and strangely aroused?)

    • @hexenfree
      @hexenfree 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@StarrphireYT fucking furfag

  • @Polygonyall
    @Polygonyall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    sorrow your hamster is shaped like a friend

    • @achxd
      @achxd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      a what

    • @_v7_257
      @_v7_257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Only decent comment I've seen in years

    • @Sehon13Ultd
      @Sehon13Ultd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get it

    • @herrmanselcher1632
      @herrmanselcher1632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Sehon13Ultd Kirby is shaped like a friend

    • @thoup
      @thoup 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean shaped like a friend?

  • @Earthpeak
    @Earthpeak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    SorrowTV: The one youtuber willing to pause his video for hamster scolding.

  • @Sieger1
    @Sieger1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Malicious compliance? You mean when you're forced to pay a ransom for a kidnapping :thinking:

    • @parim9684
      @parim9684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you the new Justin Y? Because I find you everywhere.

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pay in pennies.

    • @stingkyff1556
      @stingkyff1556 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alielogical IKR WHERE IS HE I MISS HIM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Sapphyrre_
      @Sapphyrre_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      :thinking:

    • @jigzyonline2
      @jigzyonline2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alielogical hes retired

  • @Mirtazipine
    @Mirtazipine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    i work at taco bell, if you order extra red sauce you are just asking for a mess tbh...

    • @kurtbrigandi
      @kurtbrigandi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Miranda Mayes Going in and coming out..

    • @derp8575
      @derp8575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You make herpeslip burrito supreme. Thanks!

    • @stopreadingthisusername9528
      @stopreadingthisusername9528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Like seriously, what did that woman expect when she asked for extra x 11 sauce? She was basically begging on her knees for _something_ to get destroyed

    • @svnhddbst8968
      @svnhddbst8968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@stopreadingthisusername9528 that phrasing.

    • @stopreadingthisusername9528
      @stopreadingthisusername9528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      svnhddbst Oh my, I just realised. Imagine it taken out of context tho *( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)*

  • @briyashrai5447
    @briyashrai5447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    That "tiptoe through the tulips" at 1:55 was ACTUALLY pretty effing great.....

    • @joelkennedy2701
      @joelkennedy2701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did anyone else do the next sound, HAAAAAAAAAAAaAaAaAaaaaaaaa.... afterward?

  • @chrisg1499
    @chrisg1499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    At 0:52 , he's saying (in Mandarin): "When I was a small child, about 6 and a half or 7, my parents left me, at the time when I needed them most..."
    (I can't hear the rest clearly bc of the guy commenting)

  • @gracec8202
    @gracec8202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Why is your hamster the actual cutest thing ever

    • @Drogan-f9p
      @Drogan-f9p 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      10/10 would cook it

    • @frogbIog
      @frogbIog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dod Man - both of those options are concerning.

    • @davrosgnot1723
      @davrosgnot1723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GGX CoMmUnItY jesus i thought you said cock it and was about to cry

    • @connermckay4012
      @connermckay4012 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frogbIog Yes indeed

    • @MineCraftManiaxx
      @MineCraftManiaxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So what words to people not using anymore 😂😂😂😂

  • @KittyCatAddict
    @KittyCatAddict 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9889

    _Automatic thumbs up for the hamster._
    ...Oh, and the video was pretty cool too, Sorrow.

    • @maycienunez1177
      @maycienunez1177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Ne ne papa

    • @iocasteo389
      @iocasteo389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      the fandom is still alive? what a surprise

    • @maycienunez1177
      @maycienunez1177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@iocasteo389 once you join the fandom you can never leave

    • @sreebeetheone
      @sreebeetheone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'm not even surprised to see other hetalians literally everywhere
      Once you enter the fandom, there's no going back.

    • @zerir.3726
      @zerir.3726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please change your pfp we need some damn decency

  • @Spyko-
    @Spyko- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    did you forgot to show the end of that "ditto transform into this" post ?
    IIRC Ditto turned into the book

    • @hadiskiller
      @hadiskiller 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Was thinking same lol

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pretty sure almost everyone knows what happens next, if not they could just look up a clip

    • @hadiskiller
      @hadiskiller 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Thats not the point...

    • @D3niz3n
      @D3niz3n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Dgero i mean i didnt realise before reading this comment-anyway it isnt as funny when he didnt explain and you have to come to the conclusion yourself.

    • @krims0n605
      @krims0n605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      real quick whats IIRC

  • @Loogi745
    @Loogi745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Sorrow tv: ExTrA eXtRa ExTrA

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sorrow tv almost immediately after: I no wat do

    • @xri0tt
      @xri0tt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *J h j h j h j h j h*

    • @Skiivin
      @Skiivin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut the fuck up

    • @probablylucky6671
      @probablylucky6671 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ebcshxtrabgh Saubhsbghshbce.

  • @snailwithatophat
    @snailwithatophat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    The Hamster was the best part of the video.

  • @MatthewPark
    @MatthewPark 6 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    *i didnt even sneeze and you blessed me with this*

  • @confusedalterego
    @confusedalterego 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Things I found out today: my little sister *could have* been the Priya that made the cloud picture, as she tells me that’s totally our mom’s hand writing (and it does look very similar), but I have to keep a healthy sense of skepticism because like... that’s too weird of a coincidence for me

  • @Dusty_Jack
    @Dusty_Jack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    My school did and "er" day so one of my friends wore a Dr. Strange shirt and taped a piece of paper that said "er" at the end.

  • @nightmaregamer1410
    @nightmaregamer1410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    If you dont get the ditto joke, ditto turns into the book when team rocket says "ditto, turn into this"

    • @colorado1164
      @colorado1164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @K Weaver I mean it was in the anime not the game so

    • @Chu-XO
      @Chu-XO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ArtisticallySpoken _Who. Didn't. Watch. Pokemon?_

    • @CommanderNissan
      @CommanderNissan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Artistically speaking?

    • @deimantaslapiniauskas7388
      @deimantaslapiniauskas7388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chu
      Me

    • @dreska255
      @dreska255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deimantaslapiniauskas7388 Thank God I'm not the only one.

  • @sol00013
    @sol00013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    For the pokemon one you forgot to add the segment where ditto actually transforms into the book and it ruined the joke XD

    • @carolineyuen3247
      @carolineyuen3247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I came here to comment this! I was like okay bye ditto

    • @CyriakHarrisBiggestFan
      @CyriakHarrisBiggestFan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      that james impression was spot on tho :DD

    • @sol00013
      @sol00013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steve agreed

    • @jesusriced
      @jesusriced 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Turns into a didlo

  • @Null_And_Void
    @Null_And_Void 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    5:03
    I just noticed he only counted *EXTRA* 9 times

    • @thomasroberts4299
      @thomasroberts4299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The madlad

    • @jello9849
      @jello9849 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!

    • @LucaTheStar
      @LucaTheStar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well there's the first scoop of red sauce that's always on it and then the 9 extras would make 10 in total, right?

    • @foreverbrokensalt8975
      @foreverbrokensalt8975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LucaTheStar He did 11 scoops of sauce

    • @nanos1267
      @nanos1267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the guy actually wrote extra 11 times, idk what you guys are on. "with EXTRA sauce" "EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA"

  • @brentplaysgamesmaberry889
    @brentplaysgamesmaberry889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Er words:
    PickER
    GrinnER
    LovER
    SinnER
    JokER
    SmokER
    Midnight TokER
    (Please someone get this reference)

  • @Katiedid2040
    @Katiedid2040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Jesus Christ that hamster

    • @abyssal_azzie
      @abyssal_azzie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @JesusChristVEVO jesus no

    • @stinkology
      @stinkology 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      should have put it in a sock and slammed it against every wall, surface, and corner in the room

    • @flamevale4422
      @flamevale4422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hamsters are awesome

  • @cms3816
    @cms3816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    8:53 hamster

  • @d.r.5041
    @d.r.5041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Sir, I must inform you that your hamster is adorable

  • @Sjors_
    @Sjors_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    That "S͘IXT̀Y͜ SE͜CO͝N̡D̕S ̛ĻAT̶EŔ TH̢E̵ ̡GA͝TES͞ O͝F͢ ͏HELL͞ OPE̵N̶" line still gets me every time.

    • @cryotheus115
      @cryotheus115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stamp! 5:43
      Parent scene starts at 4:51

  • @Proserpira
    @Proserpira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    You laugh at 25$ but for a second i didn't get the joke. Switzerland is...so expensive...
    $25 for a BBQ sandwich in a bar isn't that far of a stretch

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Switzerland uses dollars?

    • @ncsloficentral
      @ncsloficentral 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea ?!?!

    • @semmyuel
      @semmyuel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kimifw58 no

    • @AuriofTheHooligans
      @AuriofTheHooligans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Well, duh, it’s hard to fit a whole-ass bbq in a sandwich.

    • @talika8253
      @talika8253 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Possibly Dell Honne same in Iceland 😔

  • @thebuggiest1748
    @thebuggiest1748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Youuuuu can get a divorce!!

  • @ARetardWhoNeeds1000Subscribers
    @ARetardWhoNeeds1000Subscribers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1898

    “er” day
    “Why are you wearing black face paint?”
    “Oh”

  • @queer.axolotl
    @queer.axolotl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    You have an amazing James voice! But it was Jesse speaking in that instance...

  • @Helloitzkenny
    @Helloitzkenny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    >Since state line track won't stop emailing me for a review, I shall acquiesce.
    >
    >MalCom
    >
    >First off, I find this to be a fantastic crop. Its long, flexible without too much give, and delivers an extremely satisfying smack to my girlfriends buttocks. I find it easy to control speed with wrist and elbow movements such that blows are neither too soft nor too sharp.
    >
    >The little wrist loop gets in the way for our purposes, however it can be easily removed with a sharp knife and I see no reason to dock stars for something which can be fixed so easily.
    >
    >The moulded hand grip feels excellent and secure in my palm, however the mould lines and materials make it too abrasive for penetration. On the other hand the leather tip is quite soft in texture while remaining firm for striking. When used correctly it provides a delightful sensation to her lab1a and ci1t0ris.
    >
    >I cannot comment on its efficacy for the purpose of horseback riding, but I can say that my girlfriend does not appreciate me saying 'Giddy-Up' when I use it on her.

    • @royalblue5367
      @royalblue5367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Thank you.

    • @newdgamer4118
      @newdgamer4118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes thank you, I was annoyed with the censoring. He'll make entire videos making fun of people but won't use/show the words for body parts :/

    • @jacobkarbacka2166
      @jacobkarbacka2166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Doin' God's work, son.
      Thank you.

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@newdgamer4118 Reading that the guy used the whip's handle as a dildo made me frown so hard, it hurt my face...

    • @bobross9581
      @bobross9581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheGoldenDunsparce what are you 12? It is part of the entire joke of the post on how he used it during sex, what were you expecting

  • @creature2669
    @creature2669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    you didn't finish the ditto one and some others

    • @VerminSupreme10970
      @VerminSupreme10970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It's easy to guess the punchline on that one but it's still disappointing not to see it.

    • @creature2669
      @creature2669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@VerminSupreme10970 yeah I knew the punchline on it and that's why I noticed, but there were some others where i felt like something was missing and i guess now i know what it was!

    • @shasta_icecoffee
      @shasta_icecoffee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao I’m not a Pokemon fan. Can u explain the joke?

    • @creature2669
      @creature2669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@shasta_icecoffee instead of turning into the Pokemon that was being pointed at, ditto turns into the book that was pointed at

    • @shasta_icecoffee
      @shasta_icecoffee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lmao. Oh. Lol!

  • @pay1370
    @pay1370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    I demand a 10 minute video entirelly dedicated to your hamster

    • @blu2101
      @blu2101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same my cat, Sameee!

    • @moonwalker4532
      @moonwalker4532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pay1370 yes that is what we all need

  • @steste777
    @steste777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Is that a decent james?"
    I wasn't even a big Pokemon fan and that shit made me nostalgic

  • @TheLucidDreamer12
    @TheLucidDreamer12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    The Chinese is talking about how the speaker was abandoned by his parents and/or orphaned at 6 years old

    • @yasminafarih3681
      @yasminafarih3681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Ooof

    • @merrymary7109
      @merrymary7109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The editor didn't know, okay? It was probably his first day

    • @nervousdorito3696
      @nervousdorito3696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He's just the editor, okay?

    • @cutekitty1212
      @cutekitty1212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's rough buddy

    • @rvke5639
      @rvke5639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's sad :( i lost my mom when i was 10.

  • @aurorasparks1985
    @aurorasparks1985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    8:57 oH MY GOD I LOVE HIM LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE

  • @hannahlack1061
    @hannahlack1061 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1328

    Your hammy is so frickin cute! AND that looks like a decent sized bin cage! -I'm proud of you for doing your research.- I see now that you originally didnt but I'm still really glad you listened to hamster communities advice! :D
    Also if you aren't posting in r/hamsters im really dissappointed because we need more pics and videos of your hamster!

    • @TheFirstDisciple
      @TheFirstDisciple 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      anyone who calls them hammies is big gay

    • @xxaannddeerr6354
      @xxaannddeerr6354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dude, his bin has severe condensation problems. The hamster seems very stressed by the dampness of the air. The size is fine, the ventilation IS NOT.

    • @TheNikito34z
      @TheNikito34z 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xxaannddeerr6354 thats why u make mad holes in it? I don't even have a hammy

    • @alistairemonhun1707
      @alistairemonhun1707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheFirstDisciple Wow, an asshole in it's natural habitat.

    • @windykar3705
      @windykar3705 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its dead sorry

  • @simly5189
    @simly5189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    That is the cutest hamster I have ever seen, why is it so fluffy

  • @catfeatherss
    @catfeatherss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    OMG THE HAMSTER! Absolute perfect intermission. So sweet!

  • @patrickwilliams781
    @patrickwilliams781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    That one guy who wrote an "X" on the 'do not flush' sign....

    • @ATHSLR-
      @ATHSLR- 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im glad i wasnt the only one who noticed that

    • @candy-ninja
      @candy-ninja 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The maddest lad of them all

    • @zbricks5992
      @zbricks5992 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      indeed quite a mad bad sad fad dad he or she has been

  • @m8s_for_dayz700
    @m8s_for_dayz700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Where I live the bus drivers protested their minimum wage by giving everyone free rides and pretty sure I saw people buying the drivers beer and food 👌🏻

    • @ghostflames1501
      @ghostflames1501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Please tell me they got the beer at the end of the shift...

    • @kingofmirrah
      @kingofmirrah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/quityourbullshit

    • @comandantegorrion7271
      @comandantegorrion7271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      King Of Mirrah r/NothingEverHappens

    • @kingofmirrah
      @kingofmirrah 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@comandantegorrion7271 I've seen the EXACT same story OP has posted multiple times AND it's even been debunked but w/e

    • @leamoona1118
      @leamoona1118 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

  • @blazethekat2458
    @blazethekat2458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Sorrow:
    “What other words do people not use anymore ... ni”
    Me:
    cutting it a bit close jimbo

    • @HankThePimpHill
      @HankThePimpHill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      _We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo_

  • @tadasuko8935
    @tadasuko8935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    4:51 What everyone in the food industry wants to do at some point.

    • @teejandahalf
      @teejandahalf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It helps if you're the manager

    • @arran4285
      @arran4285 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or if the person is someone who everyone hate

    • @pink3puppy
      @pink3puppy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@teejandahalf as a manager, can confirm. Nothing feels better than being a bigger bitch than the customer tried to be.

    • @luckyassassin1
      @luckyassassin1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We do that when people are rude and disrespectful, as long as we aren't rude we don't get in trouble because they did ask for it and if they spill in their car its not our fault, they cant blame us for it GM agrees

  • @strawberrypupper897
    @strawberrypupper897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Could I get the link to the crop review?
    It's for a friend

    • @reeces.6852
      @reeces.6852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Strawberry Pupper If you want a link to the product then here: www.statelinetack.com/item/long-jump-bat-w-wrist-loop/WQK31/
      If you want a link to the reddit post i can get it to you as well

    • @smugly6793
      @smugly6793 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      For me as well please

    • @joshuaw8284
      @joshuaw8284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Could i have a link to the reddit post?

    • @SebiHemke
      @SebiHemke 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Zane Reece the link to the redditpost pretty please mister Reece

  • @jonathanswaggasaurus6973
    @jonathanswaggasaurus6973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    If you're having trouble getting your hamster to behave, just take Papa Franku's hamster discipline course.

    • @yesno-cs8yw
      @yesno-cs8yw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Put the hamster in a sock and smack it into a wall.

    • @vortex5974
      @vortex5974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Patrick Yen really? I had no idea (sarcasm)

    • @yesno-cs8yw
      @yesno-cs8yw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hey man, this is for the people who haven't watched him.

    • @vortex5974
      @vortex5974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Patrick Yen everyone has watched lord filthy frank

    • @yesno-cs8yw
      @yesno-cs8yw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah

  • @EverGrey264
    @EverGrey264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    *"SIXTY SECONDS LATER, THE GATES OF HELL OPEN"*
    Me: **POPCORN EATING INTENSIFIES**

  • @DrPonk
    @DrPonk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    6:35
    God, this shit reminds me of seven years ago when I ordered “a McGriddle” (assuming Sausage is the default, that being what I wanted) and they seriously gave me just the pancakes with nothing in between.

    • @yeshelloiamsnek580
      @yeshelloiamsnek580 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is deadass?

    • @josiahmain1121
      @josiahmain1121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/video/jX9hbbA-WP4/w-d-xo.html

    • @DrPonk
      @DrPonk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@josiahmain1121 I don't know why you linked this, but I wholly approve.

    • @wowsuchagoodshibeomg5692
      @wowsuchagoodshibeomg5692 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same thing happened to me, but with a McMuffin P.S I'm ten.

    • @aSliceOfChoccyMilk
      @aSliceOfChoccyMilk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a former McDonald's employee of almost 2 years, I can whole heartedly say that working at McDonald's is so miserable that sometimes when a customer isn't precise with their order, you just want to maliciously comply and get what they said word for word. There's 3 different McGriddles on the menu and the A La Carte McGriddle cakes, so when a customer orders something non specific of an item with more than one options, it's a little annoying, but seeing as most people do it, it gets extremely irritating. Just some words of advice, if you ever want to have good standing with a McDonalds cashier, go in ready with what your order is. Want a McGriddle? Say what kind (SEC, BEC, or just sausage), it makes their jobs sooooooooooo much easier and they'll like you. Especially for Biscuits (because there is actually a separate menu with like 10+ different combos of biscuits), same with Sundaes, McFlurries, and the piece sizes of nuggets. Trust me, your McDonalds people will remember you just by how easy you make their lives

  • @adelefurness4021
    @adelefurness4021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I LOVE YOUR HAMSTER
    IT'S SO CUTE AND FLUFFY OMG

  • @grizzy-thekiwi1144
    @grizzy-thekiwi1144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    i love the hamster interruption

  • @pirobot668beta
    @pirobot668beta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Bar in Washington State sold weasel on a stick for $75.00...it was a corn-dog from the 7-11 across the road.

    • @rubikthegeek2138
      @rubikthegeek2138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those *do* taste quite a bit like weasel meat, to be fair.

  • @Shield915
    @Shield915 6 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    I'm kinda mad you actually activated my Google home and it started spelling out supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

    • @dramamine755
      @dramamine755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shield915 you do not want a google bot listening to everything. google is just learning about you so they make more of an exact profile of you. Watch Alex Garland's Ex Machina. Realistic take on the not so future. Great film.

  • @LinkiePup
    @LinkiePup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    *"Come here you lil' scoop"*

  • @opaskilylamoon9919
    @opaskilylamoon9919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    9:17
    "You're cute omg"
    Ahhh that was great. I have a hamster, too! His name is Deku :DDDD

    • @chromefacedkarma
      @chromefacedkarma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Elizabeth Turner Ah, a fellow man of culture, I see.

  • @maxgolden2601
    @maxgolden2601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love that he doesn't even show the punchline for the Pokemon one

  • @qruze9162
    @qruze9162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    It's christmas everytime Sorrow uploads tbh.

    • @nosathirty
      @nosathirty 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      VXiDTRVSH but it’s halloween

    • @awesomepossume3682
      @awesomepossume3682 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nosathirty Hey! Wanna comply with my request? Join here! youtu.be/join/ct-RXJmSmCi0J4

    • @santiagosenaguerra4059
      @santiagosenaguerra4059 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yea because it only happens like once a year

    • @tchez3058
      @tchez3058 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I relate to this on a spiritual level

  • @farribastarfyre
    @farribastarfyre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1453

    "What other words do people not use anymore... ni-"
    If only that were true, what a wonderful world it would be.

    • @AleK0451
      @AleK0451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      you finna censor people nigga

    • @basielu
      @basielu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      *oofs in black girl* :(

    • @farribastarfyre
      @farribastarfyre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      For the record, I meant by will, in the same way as how people don't use "cut of one's jib" or "moxie" anymore. Not censorship (censorshit).

    • @thatlemonguy1107
      @thatlemonguy1107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Nigga fuck you, I have the right to say words.

    • @trinidaddy
      @trinidaddy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      nice idea, nigga

  • @lilyclemens1629
    @lilyclemens1629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    we need more hamster!

    • @PaulTheSkeptic
      @PaulTheSkeptic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meh. I prefer Pornhub.

    • @dohk1105
      @dohk1105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Paul TheSkeptic we can have both of those things

    • @PaulTheSkeptic
      @PaulTheSkeptic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dohk1105 Oh shit, you're right. Let's see here. Calendar... clear schedule.

  • @chriscruzlillegard7845
    @chriscruzlillegard7845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    8:33 dress up as thing that end in "er"
    this one parent: mein fuhrer

  • @CherrygroveCity
    @CherrygroveCity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    a big shift of tone from the last episode; milk

    • @awesomepossume3682
      @awesomepossume3682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey! Wanna comply with my request? Join here! youtu.be/join/ct-RXJmSmCi0J4

    • @awesomepossume3682
      @awesomepossume3682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FJ270X i just spam the link on new videos and it works lol

    • @flexwashington8890
      @flexwashington8890 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤔Dio Drando or Dio Brando🤔 iam not the only one who remembers it as Dio Brando right?

    • @Dogasupreme
      @Dogasupreme 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      YOU!!! STOLE!!! MY!!! NAMU!!!

    • @yourcousindickhead8503
      @yourcousindickhead8503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _Dont click that fuckin link!!_

  • @lizageorge8923
    @lizageorge8923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    **hamster break**
    *you're so cute omg*

  • @Lalan396
    @Lalan396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    That hamster was too adorable!

  • @Hell-Rose
    @Hell-Rose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Everytime he gets to the part with the bean burrito lady. I can't help but imagine her actually having a "The Exorcist" moment and I die laughing every time.