I would rather have the ghost stalking me, because in the end, you'd get used to it being there. "Morning Fred" *Mug crashes in the cupboard* "Ok Fred, good talk"
Mark: *gets insanely ethuistiastic about becoming a pirate* Also Mark: *uses his fear of the ocean as a coverup for why he'd let half a city burn for fame*
Mark after one question: Peg Leg? I could grow a beard get a ship and get scurvy! Of course Ima be a pirate! Mark after next question: kill a kraken to save your city? Pshh, I'm not touching the ocean!
I’d go with the ghost. Sooner or later you’ll just become numb to its presence. It’ll try to scare you and you’ll just stare at it like “.....are you done?”
Pirates, old timey? Like "ohoi mates." Or nowadays "I need to raid this boat so I can by medicine for my poor family in....Somalia I guess...and hopefully not die before the age 24"
I love Marks reasoning “If you have stretchable legs, you could wear long pants. Or short pants. If you have stretchable arms, you can hug, like, twenty people at once” xD
*3 years after ghost stalker invades my home* "I'm gonna read this book" *Lights go out* "uuuugggghhh, again with this turn them back on you're not scary anymore"
Enter_Name_ Here yeah, that like the episode from spongebob where the Flying Dutchman moves in and tries to scare spongebob but he just gets used to it after a while
I’d choose the ghost. If you really think about being scared everyday of your life you get used to it. Also you become hyper aware of what’s going on at all times. Another thing the demon would again scare you but demons have more power than any ghost so the demon could make those three days a living hell. A ghost on the other hand can only get so much power for a limited amount of time. And it doesn’t say the ghost would scare me at all it just says that it’s stalking you. So you probably wouldn’t even know the ghost is there unless it fucks up and is like “oooohh I must knock over plant to make me known” like seriously what ghost would do that. That just turned into a conversation with myself. If you made it this far Mark, I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH Goodbye now
Demons and ghosts are the same thing if they’re haunting you. Ghosts are usually defined as spirits, which would mean it’s either a demon or an angel, and if it’s haunting you it’s obviously a demon. They would have the same power other than the fact that the demon is gonna kill you while the ghost will not. I’d go with the ghost too though
I’m replying to my own comment if Mark sees this replies and likes. I will shit my pants and die at the same time. Sorry that wasn’t a very nice visual
am I the only one who would absolutely choose the ghost for scientific reasons? I mean either the ghost does nothing and you just get on with your life or, it haunts you and you can study the effects of a ghost, not only proving ghosts are real once and for all but advancing science by leaps and bound. you would be making an entirely new branch of science with this one discovery! the ghost is stuck with you for the rest of your life after all, thats a long time to study something.
I'd choose the ghost, too, but more because you'd get used to it after a while and I'd prefer not to die, thanks. I'm familiar with supernatural phenomena to some extent and I'm okay with having a ghost haunt me even though I'll be terrified for a while. The demon would definitely kill me, and who knows what else it'll do before that. No demons for me. Give me the ghost!
i'm sure that the ghost can read ur mind and mess with u and it's not that easy he won't be ur friend and don't u have any fear he makes u act crazy when u are with people he can make u kill he can mess with ur fears till u get crazy so science won't always work XD
Stalked by a Ghost all the way, Haven't you seen that one Episode of Spongebob with the Flying Dutchman? Where his Ship gets totaled and he stays with SpongeBob? That'd get boring fast. Only so many ways to scare a person.
The difference is that the Flying Dutchman couldn't kill Spongebob. No one ever said the ghost couldn't kill you. It just said that it will be stalking you for the rest of your life - however long or short that may end up being. I imagine something similar to The Grudge. You will never get rid of it. It will never get better. Your life will be a constant battle to survive. Every time you let down your guard, an attack will happen.
TheDisarminghinkle Yeah, but what if when the demon killed you, it took your soul to hell? Then you would be tortured for all eternity.. I'll go with the ghost. Than get it back for what it's done to me later, when I die, or have it excersized.
The ghost. Less terrifying then a freaking demon. Plus, when I die I can get that motherquiznaker back and its gonna be very awkward. Jokes on them, ha ha.
Demons in most histories and beliefs can assume (or already have) human form, so you could possibly pass the three days without even knowing it was a demon.
Im just imagining me and my friends sitting around a table and one of them spots a ghost and says "WHAT WAS THAT?". And i just casually say " Ah, don't worry about it, its just Bob."
Personally, with losing your mind vs your significant other... in that case I would actually choose my significant other. Don’t get me wrong, I would die for them in a heartbeat, but I rather have them break up with me or something than have to deal with me after I’ve lost my mind. That can be extremely hard for some people. It’s basically eternal emotional stress on your significant other vs letting them go and it being extreme emotional stress on you.
Eventually you'd be used to the ghosts shenanigans, so I'd go with the ghost. Plus, it doesn't say you have to STAY enemies. You could befriend the ghost and have a super cool ghost buddy.
Artemis 008 Imagining these things is great... Ghost: My mortal enemy... TEH LIVING HOOMAN! Prepare for a spoopin! *loud screech* Human: Oh no! I done got myself spooked! gosh dern spookin ghost.... Ghost: mission accomplished. hooman hav been successfully spooked... I done spooked em good! I wrote/phrased more of the words in a funny/joking tone. (I know how to spell properly, I swear.)
11:58 not comparable at all. This question just tests how important notoriety is to you. How important it is to get attention for good deeds. It's a question of ego.
Eh, it's also a question of reward. Noone is gonna give you anything for your efforts if they didn't know you did anything. But if you saved a city you'd probably be paid and get things as thanks. At the very least you're famous and you can easily make money off of fame. For me I don't give a damn about the glory, I would just love a way to be more successful than I am now. Saving a city and being a hero because of that would definitely do that. The attention would be a bit annoying but at least it's profitable.
Am I the only one who thinks “lose your significant other” simply means you’re no longer in a relationship with them? If that is the case, I’d definitely pick that option. At the end of the day, if you’ve lost your mind then you’ve already lost your significant other.
WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE not true necessarily. Watch the notebook; the lady can’t remember anything but the man still loves her no matter what, and she recognizes that
I would rather be stalked by a ghost for my entire life so people would think I have the force to knock down books off of a shelf but really it was the ghost.
wouldn't you just end up being super chill with ghost after a while anyway? Like a book would fall down behind you and you wouldnt even flinch because it's just that stupid ghost you've lived with your whole life.
I'd go with the ghost because after a while it won't be as scary or it won't be scary at all because you would get used to it, but for me i'd probably start talking to it about life problems and such that way he'd be scared or annoyed of me.
I'd go with the ghost. Even if the ghost can like wake you up and scare the shit out of you in the dead of night or knock things off your shelves, or just randomly appear whenever it pleases, after a month or two, you'd probably be used to it. Besides, you can prove to the world that ghosts exist.
But you should think about the fact that if it is a ghost,it is a really creepy creature that can pretty much ruin your life and leave you with a terrible sensation for the rest of your life,it won't kill you....but can make your life hell
Remember the spongebob episode where Davey Jones lives with spongebob and scares him everyday? Eventually, Davey Jones doesn't become scary just annoying, so I'd just go with the ghost because it would be scary at first, but eventually its just another unimportant nuisance in your life. Edit: flying dutchman instead of davey jones calm tf down
Im so confused, I thought Mr. Krabs was the one who was being threatened to get thrown into the Davey Jones' locker because he was too cheap. Also, there was an episode where the flying Dutchman came to stay at his house, because his ship was wrecked. He kept scaring spongebob, soon he got annoyed and not scared, then Dutchman was mooching off of spongebob, so spongebob tried helping Dutchman to scare other people.
I’m gonna go with the ghost because the ghost would stalk me and by definition, stalking is watching from afar, so the ghost would watch me, not necessarily haunt or scare me. Another reason for me to pick the ghost is because Mark is still uploading videos!! For all you people that picked the demon, you just missed out on years and years of hilarious content.
Another thing that I noticed, it doesn’t necessarily tell you you will die on that third or fourth day, you will just die afterward. That means you may have more life to live than just three days. I would still go with the ghost though. Another thing I found in the context of the options, it doesn’t say if the ghost is nice, out to kill you, or just a pervert. Even if it is out to kill you, it would stalk you all your life which means it most likely wouldn’t have the guts, no pun intended, to kill you. Again, if it’s watching you from afar, it won’t really be able to scare you. Plus, if a person was stalking you, they wouldn’t want you to notice them. So, inferring the ghost is of a human, we can assume the ghost won’t want to be noticed either. Another detail about the demon killing you. As I said, in context, it never states when you’ll die, but we will assume it’s earlier than a long, happy, healthy life. Knowing all of these facts about the context of the options, I would much rather sit in bed watching Mark’s videos for the rest of my life, rather than dying before I can see his next video. I know, if you’re reading this, that means you probably read my original comment, so you probably want to go watch a video. Go ahead and watch whatever your mind is leading you to, but keep in mind that if you die from a demon, you’ll never know what Mark will post next.
I'd choose the ghost. Because eventually I'd get use to it after a while and then you'd most likely be able to ignore it. Especially since there is a small chance of you not knowing what's going on so you'll always be aware.
Artistic crystal Light ,I would choose the ghost, …and then try to find ways to talk to him ,but how do you tell your friends about the ghost without them saying that you have gone insane?
It does not say haunt it says staked which means you will just have a ghost watching you for the rest of your life and you can't get rid of it. He wouldn't be scaring you.
Weege220/YTB Rip-off why? He’s just kinda there, he won’t do anything... it’s kinda like having an unloving cat. It would be there and you know it’s there but so what.
Kate S. If I had strechable legs I would be a normale 5th grader and not look like a 3rd grade. I am a 5th grader but my height makes me look like im in 3rd grade.
Mark is making it WAY too complicated! If a ghost was stalking me my whole life, and I PROVED it exists, I could get a doctrine in... something... WHATEVER... it is a huge find, and it never said it was an asshole ghost, it said it was a ghost. It could be nice or not, and even then, you’d get used to it, and you could almost always communicate with it if you knew how. Demons don’t really like to mess with you, so when they do, it is REALLY serious. (Hence the dead in three days)
Nah u just prove to others that you should be in a mental hospital, Yeap many wouldn't believe you, You'd likely go insane trying to prove that one is real bc of the overwhelming disbelief.
As a thought, if you lose your mind, you'd lose all memories, feelings, and the presence of your significant other. So it'd almost be nicer to them to lose them, rather than making them stay with you through that.
they're not obligated to stay with you they could send you to a mental hospital, plus losing your mind is not irreversible depending on the circumstances where if you significant other dies there dead no reversing that. on top of that it doesn't seem right to sacrifice someone else's life over your own sanity since it's not your life to give up but it is your sanity.
but the question is not clear enough it says: lose your significant other... as mark said too it can have 2 meaning: 1. your significant other dies or 2. she breaks up with you, it can mean both so depending which meaning we use, the answer can be different, but i always hate these questions cause they dont give the details, like you chose that she breaks up but if she break up with you that means she didnt love you in the first place so if she has no feelings than its better to just let her go:D or is there a "would you rather FORCE" and does this magic so your significant other randomly leaves you lol, but if we take the "death" meaning than i would never want that lol i better lose my mind in that case (if the person who made the question wanted a proper answer than he could ve made it so : would you rather lose your mind or have your significant other die or something like that)
"You could poke a friend across the room..." "You could move your arms INSIDE the vending machine..." "You could like, hug a person multiple times..." 10/10 great reasons to pick stretchable arms.
The fact that the last question differentiates ghosts and demons makes me think that the ghost is not a malicious spirit and is just either what is essentially a normal person or, at the most, a mischievous spirit. So I'd be stalked by a ghost for the rest of my life. (There's three kinda-neat short stories later on if you like hearing about experiences with ghosts.) My house is haunted (whether you believe in ghosts or not is your deal, I personally do) and at this point I don't even get scared whenever they mess with me or are watching me or something. It's actually kinda cool. Whenever I'm home alone I still have someone to talk to, other than my dogs. The first time I interacted with one of the ghosts in my home was when I was dealing with the usual hygienic steps after taking a shower. (Deodorant, brushing teeth, etc.) After I had almost finished up, my toothbrush fell out of this little holder thing that suction-cups to our mirror that only holds the head of the toothbrush. (It's one of those things that you put the head in and close this little hatch thing behind it to keep the brush from falling out.) The hatch was a little loose, so I just put it back in the holder and turned around to unlock the bathroom door. But, it fell out again, this time landing further away from where it did before. This time I put it back, but instead said: "If you really don't want that up there, knock it down again and I'll take the hint." Sure enough, whoever it was, knocked it down again, this time taking the holder off of the mirror with it. So, I just said "Alright, I'll just leave it here then" and just set it on the counter. The most recent time I've "interacted" with one of the ghosts was when I saw the feint reflection of a woman (seemingly in her late 20's, early 30's) with short, black hair in my monitor when I was playing Skyrim. I didn't freak out or turn around to see that nothing was there because she seemed to be content with whatever she was preoccupying herself with, whether it be watching me silently trying to spook me or simply watching me play. However the most notable experience was when I would say I first "conquered" whatever fear of ghosts might've lingered in my mind. I was heading out to the kitchen in the middle of the night to get a glass of soda, and because it was the middle of the night the kitchen light was off. As I made my way over to the main light switch, I heard what sounded like something bumping into this big cardboard box we keep out there for empty soda cans. Jokingly, I asked "Who's in the kitchen?" expecting one of my dogs to come say "hi" or hear a mouse scurry across the floor. But instead I heard the voice of a man I didn't recognize calmly respond "Me" as if he was expecting someone to come in and see what he's doing. But, once again, I didn't freak out and I just tried to wrap up the conversation so I could get back to doing whatever I was doing by saying "Oh, alright. Well, it's kinda weird to just stand in the dark kitchen by yourself, don't you think?" He didn't respond, but I haven't heard anything coming from the kitchen in the middle of the night in a while, so I assume he agreed. The funny thing is, I've actually been making jokes that I think I'm a medium because of how often I interact with the ghosts in my home. At least once a week I end up having a paranormal experience with either Skyrim Lady or Kitchen Guy, but not in the same way I first did. (I still don't know who it was that didn't want the toothbrush on the mirror. As far as I can tell, they're the only ones in my house.) Either way, I'm not afraid of ghosts because, in all seriousness, you really shouldn't be. Ghosts are pretty much just normal people, and in my experience, (not just what you see here) most of them seem pretty chill. It's demons that are the ones you have the right to be afraid of.
What if the ghost was Casper or an old relative you knew well would that still be scary like what if the ghost made you breakfast or something that would be sweet
I'd rather choose the ghost haunting me for the rest of my life. At least I'd get a life then. Dying after three days to a demon is not on my to do list.
i agree and no one said that the ghost was haunting you or jump scaring you, just stalking you. meaning that its watching probably from a safe distance. "safe distance" meaning a distance where he cant hurt you and your whole life you probably won't even know hes there
In Mark's description of this, I think I would rather die. Everyone thinks you have Schizophrenia and you'll lose all your friends and future potential. There would be no point if it can't be reasoned with.
OnyxInc yeah it's like when i was like 7 and my brothers were glued in their bedrooms playing video games and all i wanted was for my dolls to be alive because i wanted a friend and according to toy story i thought the company would be nice. a ghost following you your whole life is like having a really clingy best friend you were forced to have. it can get annoying sometimes, but sometimes you just need it in your life.
I would rather have the ghost stalking me, because in the end, you'd get used to it being there.
"Morning Fred"
*Mug crashes in the cupboard*
"Ok Fred, good talk"
“Damnit Fred I just paid for that cup”
Lmao this comment has me dead
Yes exactly Alyss Blahm
FRED NOT AGAIN I JUST BOUGHT THAT YESTERDAY
I read this and literally swallowed a pretzel whole because I started laughing so hard 😂😂😂
'The kraken lives in the ocean, im not going into the ocean'
I thought you were a pirate...
Well pirates only go in the ocean when walking the plank so...
crazy gentleman hahaha so I true
A pirate stays on his ship. Mark's days of subnautica has taught him well.
godzilla lives in the ocean
he's aware of that Godzilla also comes from the ocean..right? xd fucked either way
Mark: Imma be fucking pirate
Some time later
Mark: I ain't going to the fucking ocean!
THE IRONY XD
Yup😂
Jessica Stein sky Pirate??? ;)
Never said he was that kind of pirate.
He could be a space pirate!
He spent like half the video talking about stretchy legs and arms
Gameplay King you are right
He spent like half the video talking about something he already talked about a year and a half earlier.
Ikr
And ur complaining??
Mark: *gets insanely ethuistiastic about becoming a pirate*
Also Mark: *uses his fear of the ocean as a coverup for why he'd let half a city burn for fame*
yeah how can you be a pirate if you have a fear of the ocean -__(-_-)__-
+Michael Holland YAR! I PIRATE MOVIES!
lol that's one way to do it!
YAR HAR GIVE ME YOUR TRESURE BOI
There was a would you press the button episode long ago where he sacrificed Detroit (at least I think it was Detroit) for a piece of cake. XD
Mark after one question: Peg Leg? I could grow a beard get a ship and get scurvy! Of course Ima be a pirate!
Mark after next question: kill a kraken to save your city? Pshh, I'm not touching the ocean!
Tom Nonnenmacher Holy Crap GENIUS!
Lannan Eacott this is not about football, you goober
Yeah wtf XD
Tom Nonnenmacher I love da jets and good point
If I had stretchable arms, I could *finally* reach that light switch once I lay down or shut the door.
tru
I could fight from across the room while watching TV
Unus De Nullis lmao
-Our Gaming Empire- YES
I could finally reach something from my bed instead of playing the 'how far can I reach until I get the item' game.
I’d go with the ghost. Sooner or later you’ll just become numb to its presence. It’ll try to scare you and you’ll just stare at it like “.....are you done?”
Doesn't everyone does this?
@@gabano1311 No because ghosts are not real.
Okay SpongeBob, lol
The ghost just sadly floats away into the corner sobbing because it can't seem to scare you anymore.
*Ghost flushes toilet 3 times in a row
Me :)
Hehe... classic Tim
*Angry ghost sounds
Says he would be a pirate. Then says he would never go into the ocean. Real smart there
Well pirates never really go INTO the ocean so yeah.
He would be an honorary member of The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
"land lubber"
Just eat a devil fruit
Dargonhuman heh
“I want to be a pirate 1min later I am not getting in the fucking ocean”
XD
happypandasarelife 2011 hahahaha XD
That's so true 🤣🤣🤣
lol, so true :) hahaaahaa
Life choices like
"Adoption, always an option"
-Mark 12/29/17
Hey that rhymes. xD
lol XD wait until mark 2018
I mean, with adoption you can skip the horrible years of baby-ness.
true, unless you adopt a baby (i don't know why you would though)
*watches Mark talk about stretchy body parts for 2 mins and 35 secs*
Me: Quality content
Schmoyoho remix of Stretchable Limbs
And he's already answered that question before so I don't know why he decided to answer it again but differently
I thought Mark would choose stretchy legs because he could finally grow that extra 2-3 inches
Tgat juat turned into a Dick joke whether you wanted it to or not...
It'sLiv16 I thought that as well!!!
It'sLiv16 XD
😂
Me too!
mark-I wanna be a pirate!
some time later...
mark-I aint going into the ocean!
Isabella Grudzinski totally a Mark thing
Pirates, old timey? Like "ohoi mates." Or nowadays "I need to raid this boat so I can by medicine for my poor family in....Somalia I guess...and hopefully not die before the age 24"
Mark pulled a little sneaky on ya
Im going to be a pirate / IM NOT GOING INTO THE OCEAN TO KILL THE KRAKEN
The pirate that doesn't do anything.
Little does he know Godzilla lives in the ocean too
LOL
Nsp release the kraken
What are you a baby? IM GOING RIGHT FOR THE KRACKEN
I love Marks reasoning
“If you have stretchable legs, you could wear long pants. Or short pants. If you have stretchable arms, you can hug, like, twenty people at once”
xD
*3 years after ghost stalker invades my home* "I'm gonna read this book" *Lights go out* "uuuugggghhh, again with this turn them back on you're not scary anymore"
Enter_Name_ Here yeah, that like the episode from spongebob where the Flying Dutchman moves in and tries to scare spongebob but he just gets used to it after a while
Dark ness exactly
XD
Can we all just appreciate the almost 3-minute rant about stretchable arms or legs.
Quiet Shadow Definitely
Quiet Shadow lol and then after he choose arms he came up with another idea for stretchable legs
I’d choose the ghost. If you really think about being scared everyday of your life you get used to it. Also you become hyper aware of what’s going on at all times. Another thing the demon would again scare you but demons have more power than any ghost so the demon could make those three days a living hell. A ghost on the other hand can only get so much power for a limited amount of time. And it doesn’t say the ghost would scare me at all it just says that it’s stalking you. So you probably wouldn’t even know the ghost is there unless it fucks up and is like “oooohh I must knock over plant to make me known” like seriously what ghost would do that.
That just turned into a conversation with myself.
If you made it this far Mark, I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
Goodbye now
Wow dude, wow. But your right though
Besides, what if it's a sexy ghost? Sure you could say the same about the demon, but you'd also be dead in three days.
Demons and ghosts are the same thing if they’re haunting you. Ghosts are usually defined as spirits, which would mean it’s either a demon or an angel, and if it’s haunting you it’s obviously a demon. They would have the same power other than the fact that the demon is gonna kill you while the ghost will not. I’d go with the ghost too though
I’m replying to my own comment if Mark sees this replies and likes. I will shit my pants and die at the same time. Sorry that wasn’t a very nice visual
am I the only one who would absolutely choose the ghost for scientific reasons? I mean either the ghost does nothing and you just get on with your life or, it haunts you and you can study the effects of a ghost, not only proving ghosts are real once and for all but advancing science by leaps and bound. you would be making an entirely new branch of science with this one discovery! the ghost is stuck with you for the rest of your life after all, thats a long time to study something.
IWillBecomeImmortalOrDieTrying your theory is only right if it's a poltergeist
I'd choose the ghost, too, but more because you'd get used to it after a while and I'd prefer not to die, thanks. I'm familiar with supernatural phenomena to some extent and I'm okay with having a ghost haunt me even though I'll be terrified for a while. The demon would definitely kill me, and who knows what else it'll do before that. No demons for me. Give me the ghost!
i'm sure that the ghost can read ur mind and mess with u and it's not that easy he won't be ur friend and don't u have any fear he makes u act crazy when u are with people he can make u kill he can mess with ur fears till u get crazy so science won't always work XD
@RBLXIvan What's wrong with being smart?
@RBLXIvan Oh. My mind usually goes that way when I see/hear "nerd alert." 🤷♂️
If you have stretchable legs you could be that 3 inches taller
same thought
Mark could finally go on the big boi rides
Daaaammnn
"If I had to live in a world without chica I ain't gonna live in that world" aww
Saloni Sharma What if Chica WAS your main Pokemon and was overpowered and legendary and stuff?
I'm happy he didn't get to say the same about buddi.... R.I.P
bad sentence. BAAAAAD sentence structure.
Makes me sad to think about the day when chica isn’t around
if you had stretchable legs you can achieve your dream of being 3 inches taller...
*OH SHIT*
True true
😂😂😂😂
You just went there.
Past: be the president, I dont like pokemon
This video: why would you be the president
But Mark... if you had stretchable legs... *you would finally be tall*
Rumimiko HE COULD BE 3 INCHES TALLER
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
lol
Rumimiko Fucking rekt
ahahahahaha
I liked the part where Mark debated on having stretchable arms or legs for a loooooooong time.
thedespiseduser
He really *stretched* that part
DragonOfHell I’ll go home
If you had really long arms you could hug 20 dogs at the same time.
King Clashie BEST REASON
20 dogs? Did you hear that Mark!? You can hug 20 Chica's!!!!!
That would be my only reason
you are a cat that wants mark to hug and love 20 dogs. lol
King Clashie that's heaven rite there
Mark: I’ve never had this conundrum
Me who’s binging would you rather: YES YOU HAVE AND YOU PICKED ARMS
Stalked by a Ghost all the way, Haven't you seen that one Episode of Spongebob with the Flying Dutchman? Where his Ship gets totaled and he stays with SpongeBob? That'd get boring fast. Only so many ways to scare a person.
YoshiXInfinite ikr
The difference is that the Flying Dutchman couldn't kill Spongebob. No one ever said the ghost couldn't kill you. It just said that it will be stalking you for the rest of your life - however long or short that may end up being.
I imagine something similar to The Grudge. You will never get rid of it. It will never get better. Your life will be a constant battle to survive. Every time you let down your guard, an attack will happen.
YoshiXInfinite that's what i said to mark in my mind😃
TheDisarminghinkle Yeah, but what if when the demon killed you, it took your soul to hell? Then you would be tortured for all eternity..
I'll go with the ghost. Than get it back for what it's done to me later, when I die, or have it excersized.
Yeah, I'm not saying the demon choice is better. I'm just saying that the ghost choice is no cartoon episode walk in the park.
The ghost. Less terrifying then a freaking demon. Plus, when I die I can get that motherquiznaker back and its gonna be very awkward. Jokes on them, ha ha.
Quiznak?
*V O L T R O N L E G E N D A R Y D E F E N D E R*
True, if you become a ghost yourself, if you dont they get the last laugh.
Tazzykiki I'm going to hell next Tuesday it's good places you get to see the worst people in the world
Nice. Quiznak.
Nice.
Demons in most histories and beliefs can assume (or already have) human form, so you could possibly pass the three days without even knowing it was a demon.
Mark, would you rather...
Live in a world without Chica
OR
Live in a world where Chica hates you
Cray Lobster That's Awful, why would you ask this? Why?
DEATH IS ALWAYS AN OPTION
Cray Lobster the easy way out.
Guess the first because u can get another dog but that would suck
;-;
I'd do the ghost. They never said the ghost was bad or evil or out to hurt you. Maybe it's just interested in you.
Im just imagining me and my friends sitting around a table and one of them spots a ghost and says "WHAT WAS THAT?". And i just casually say " Ah, don't worry about it, its just Bob."
I love the 5 minute montage where mark is just argueing against himself to have the strechy arms or legs 😂
Joshua Rodriguez with stretchy legs, he could be taller, how did he not chose that?
Joshua Rodriguez I️ love how he used the ability to hug a lot of people as a reason to have stretchy arms
I know. And im just like
"Mark... its just a little question... don't make it difficult" XD
Personally, with losing your mind vs your significant other... in that case I would actually choose my significant other. Don’t get me wrong, I would die for them in a heartbeat, but I rather have them break up with me or something than have to deal with me after I’ve lost my mind. That can be extremely hard for some people. It’s basically eternal emotional stress on your significant other vs letting them go and it being extreme emotional stress on you.
I'd choose losing a significant other because... *I don't have one* so there's nothing to lose
I was thinking the same thing, Jayca R. It's harder on those your mind left behind than most ppl realize.
Exactly! If you lost your mind then you would have already lost everything and you would be a burden on thoose who haven't lost it.
What if it kills your significant other~?
I already lost my mind but me and my boyfriend are perfectly fine. So I’d rather lose my mind
But what if chica was a pokemon chica? Still your beloved chica but with superpowers XD
Chara Dreemurr hmmm
Archica.
What type(s) would she be? 🤔
@@Pnod666 fairy
@@CarBroke.PhoneYes Yea, probably.
But you could've killed the Kraken AS A PIRATE!!!!!
Good job Jack Sparrow about time! xD
Caster Gaming // Star_Caster A STRETCHY LEGGED PIRATE!
Caster Gaming // Star_Caster yup Cap'n jack sparrow
Eventually you'd be used to the ghosts shenanigans, so I'd go with the ghost. Plus, it doesn't say you have to STAY enemies. You could befriend the ghost and have a super cool ghost buddy.
Artemis 008
Imagining these things is great...
Ghost: My mortal enemy... TEH LIVING HOOMAN! Prepare for a spoopin! *loud screech*
Human: Oh no! I done got myself spooked! gosh dern spookin ghost....
Ghost: mission accomplished. hooman hav been successfully spooked... I done spooked em good!
I wrote/phrased more of the words in a funny/joking tone. (I know how to spell properly, I swear.)
There was this game Beyond: Two Souls where the main character has a ghost buddy
Yeah, this is exactly what I was thinking!
But it says the ghost STALKS you for your WHOLE LIFE.
FNAFfan 360 stalk doesn’t necessarily mean its evil, hell, Hinata stalked Naruto :v
"I guess stretchable arms would be useful because you could play piano across the room.."
Whats not the point of commenting this
11:58 not comparable at all. This question just tests how important notoriety is to you. How important it is to get attention for good deeds.
It's a question of ego.
Eh, it's also a question of reward. Noone is gonna give you anything for your efforts if they didn't know you did anything. But if you saved a city you'd probably be paid and get things as thanks. At the very least you're famous and you can easily make money off of fame. For me I don't give a damn about the glory, I would just love a way to be more successful than I am now. Saving a city and being a hero because of that would definitely do that. The attention would be a bit annoying but at least it's profitable.
I freaking love would u rather
Would You Rather*
Hi! Im one of your subscribers
Mr. Flomon :-D
Most of this video is Mark saying different uses for strechable limbs
PorfilioVMJ It’s great
PorfilioVMJ you have to many popular comments on this video
Am I the only one who thinks “lose your significant other” simply means you’re no longer in a relationship with them? If that is the case, I’d definitely pick that option. At the end of the day, if you’ve lost your mind then you’ve already lost your significant other.
WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE not true necessarily. Watch the notebook; the lady can’t remember anything but the man still loves her no matter what, and she recognizes that
WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE that's what I said! Like with the mind one you're gonna be losing both anyways
Pie peak Well I mean it’s only a movie. I’m just saying from like a technical point of view, you know?
musikjunkie 93 Right? At least this way you can find someone else to be with.
Remember guys:
*Adoption is always an option.*
You can't spell adoption without option!
Lol
THAT FUCKING RYMES!!
I love the way you think over your answer and not just click one side without much thought ^.^
i mean that's how this is meant to be played in the first place and the video wouldn't be very long if he didn't
He's got to make a video out of it
PikaPunch Gamer imagine if he did a speed run where it's a timer ticking down
PikaPunch Gamer I
PikaPunch Gamer hi
I would rather be stalked by a ghost for my entire life so people would think I have the force to knock down books off of a shelf but really it was the ghost.
The force is stronk with this one...
But there’s also a huge killing intent with them as well hmmm
Call Sam and Dean kill the demon loop holes
Or get killed by the demon and become the posses my dead body (Supernatural loop holes)
exactly
wouldn't you just end up being super chill with ghost after a while anyway? Like a book would fall down behind you and you wouldnt even flinch because it's just that stupid ghost you've lived with your whole life.
I'd go with the ghost because after a while it won't be as scary or it won't be scary at all because you would get used to it, but for me i'd probably start talking to it about life problems and such that way he'd be scared or annoyed of me.
Red Dawn Ghosts aren't that scary, I see and hear spirits so
Toshi Ezarik that's kinda my point it's either scary for a bit or not scary at all
what if its like...a cool ghost that makes you luckycharms and puts on neat puppet shows.
Get stalked by a ghost
Because it might be a gamer ghost and I’ll have more excuses to play online games
I see this as an absolute win
Grammar Nazi But you wouldn’t feel it because it’s a ghost
ok i mean the question doesn't say it's a bad ghost... it could be super nice ghost. i mean it could be evil but i'll take my chances
Yes is could be Casper
He said it’s an evil ghost that hates you and just wants to scare you
I say ghost because if it will scare me everyday, I probably get used to it
Me too. And if it the ghost is evil i'll ware a cross and get a bible then say "THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS YOU!"
It could be Napstablook... or Metatton
I'd go with the ghost. Even if the ghost can like wake you up and scare the shit out of you in the dead of night or knock things off your shelves, or just randomly appear whenever it pleases, after a month or two, you'd probably be used to it.
Besides, you can prove to the world that ghosts exist.
also you get to live more than 3 days
Yeah demons are fuckign worse.
This some logical thinking that I don’t do when doing my homework 😂
even*
“You would probably just be one of the guys ash encounters” “I don’t want Pokémon to be real”
Pokémon go: I’m going to ruin this whole guys carrier.
I would rather be stalked by a ghost because you can still live your life. Also after a while I think you'd get over the ghost's scares.
Unless you just go insane because of the ghost.
The more times he'd scare you, the bigger the chance of a heart attack. Probably.
that and ghost could be nice like casper
Foxy Draws yeah it would be like the flying dutchman in spongebob
But you should think about the fact that if it is a ghost,it is a really creepy creature that can pretty much ruin your life and leave you with a terrible sensation for the rest of your life,it won't kill you....but can make your life hell
Remember the spongebob episode where Davey Jones lives with spongebob and scares him everyday? Eventually, Davey Jones doesn't become scary just annoying, so I'd just go with the ghost because it would be scary at first, but eventually its just another unimportant nuisance in your life.
Edit: flying dutchman instead of davey jones calm tf down
I thought he was the flying Dutchman or are they the same?
Do you mean the Flying Dutchman?
That's what I asked!
MissMaddylicous Lasher it was in Davey Jones's locker but the flying Dutchman scares him
Im so confused, I thought Mr. Krabs was the one who was being threatened to get thrown into the Davey Jones' locker because he was too cheap. Also, there was an episode where the flying Dutchman came to stay at his house, because his ship was wrecked. He kept scaring spongebob, soon he got annoyed and not scared, then Dutchman was mooching off of spongebob, so spongebob tried helping Dutchman to scare other people.
Mark didn't choose the option that would make him taller???
*NANI?!?!?!*
tHe fUcK
Victoria Waters ikr?!
Lolfailman :0 small brave boy
I wouldn’t mind if my imaginary girlfriend told my she was pregnant
This is sadly relatable...
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It's would be amazing, you could just stop Imagining
Lol how is this relatable
marks debating between legs and arms being stretchy and my fat ass is
just thinking about reaching my food from where im sitting
Jaeden Jones
And you’re half Luffy
k but mE
😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂
My fat ass is thinking about reaching tv remote
"Adoption always an option" :D
I’m gonna go with the ghost because the ghost would stalk me and by definition, stalking is watching from afar, so the ghost would watch me, not necessarily haunt or scare me. Another reason for me to pick the ghost is because Mark is still uploading videos!! For all you people that picked the demon, you just missed out on years and years of hilarious content.
Another thing that I noticed, it doesn’t necessarily tell you you will die on that third or fourth day, you will just die afterward. That means you may have more life to live than just three days. I would still go with the ghost though. Another thing I found in the context of the options, it doesn’t say if the ghost is nice, out to kill you, or just a pervert. Even if it is out to kill you, it would stalk you all your life which means it most likely wouldn’t have the guts, no pun intended, to kill you. Again, if it’s watching you from afar, it won’t really be able to scare you. Plus, if a person was stalking you, they wouldn’t want you to notice them. So, inferring the ghost is of a human, we can assume the ghost won’t want to be noticed either. Another detail about the demon killing you. As I said, in context, it never states when you’ll die, but we will assume it’s earlier than a long, happy, healthy life. Knowing all of these facts about the context of the options, I would much rather sit in bed watching Mark’s videos for the rest of my life, rather than dying before I can see his next video. I know, if you’re reading this, that means you probably read my original comment, so you probably want to go watch a video. Go ahead and watch whatever your mind is leading you to, but keep in mind that if you die from a demon, you’ll never know what Mark will post next.
Stop avoiddding the quessstiiioonnn
true
4studios you smart
Mark: I would rather never have kids again
Mark's Future Kids: Am I a Joke To You?
Yeah. Dad was weird
That means they are adopted
You're assuming he's gonna have kids.
I'd choose the ghost. Because eventually I'd get use to it after a while and then you'd most likely be able to ignore it. Especially since there is a small chance of you not knowing what's going on so you'll always be aware.
I agree
Artistic crystal Light I tougth abot this one as well
Yeah and I feel like the ghost would probably get board with you after a while when you got used to it and it couldn't mess with you anymore.
Artistic crystal Light ,I would choose the ghost, …and then try to find ways to talk to him ,but how do you tell your friends about the ghost without them saying that you have gone insane?
It does not say haunt it says staked which means you will just have a ghost watching you for the rest of your life and you can't get rid of it. He wouldn't be scaring you.
Dead Channel agreed
staked?
After a few years I'd be like " Hey buddy, can you stand in that corner instead of that window? Thanks. "
Dead Channel *idk, having someone always watching u is pretty scary.*
Weege220/YTB Rip-off why? He’s just kinda there, he won’t do anything... it’s kinda like having an unloving cat. It would be there and you know it’s there but so what.
If you had really long arms you could pet Chica from a different room
Kitty squirrel Meow hahaha
Mark: “I CANT GO IN THE OCEAN”
Mark 2020: *dives into ocean with EEF to face his fear*
Mark if you had stretchable legs you could become 3 inches taller
Kate S. lol
lol
Yes
Kate S. If I had strechable legs I would be a normale 5th grader and not look like a 3rd grade. I am a 5th grader but my height makes me look like im in 3rd grade.
*dialing 911* Excuse me, I'd like to report a murder
*That thumbnail tho*
XotechnOzoner * I know right?
Riiiiiight
XotechnOzoner * i know right😅😅😅
I'd go with the ghost, because the ghost is only stalking me, and I know it can't hurt me so there's no reason to be afraid
TamuTamuOnigiri imagine doing what you gotta do in the bathroom knowing someones watching you
Reflex 696 as ur doing what u gotta do, u just have the lights turn off mid wsy
TamuTamuOnigiri Yas
Reflex 696 wow yes
Robo Person yes??
"The Kraken lives in the ocean" Quite obvious that mark doesn't play DND. He'd know Krakens are amphibious
Aaaaw the Chica part has me weak!!! I love dogs! They are my everything!!! 🐶
Amelia Martin same here
Amelia Martin same doh
Chica for vice president
If you lost your mind, you wouldn't lose your significant other, but your significant other would lose you. (along with everyone else you care about)
And it's a bit worse because you'd still be there, a shell of your former self, a constant reminder to your loved ones of who you once were.
I really thought Mark would go for the stretchable legs to be those 3 inches taller
Same
Legit. He could be taller.... and get back at everyone who made of his height....
Mark:IM GONNA BE A PIRATE ON THE SEAS WITH S BOAT!
3 seconds later
Mark: I’m not going in the ocean to kill the kraken 😒
Mark is making it WAY too complicated! If a ghost was stalking me my whole life, and I PROVED it exists, I could get a doctrine in... something... WHATEVER... it is a huge find, and it never said it was an asshole ghost, it said it was a ghost. It could be nice or not, and even then, you’d get used to it, and you could almost always communicate with it if you knew how. Demons don’t really like to mess with you, so when they do, it is REALLY serious. (Hence the dead in three days)
I agree
but it didnt specify if you die or the demon.
It never really says that the ghost wont kill you
How tf you know demons dont like to mess with you?
Nah u just prove to others that you should be in a mental hospital, Yeap many wouldn't believe you, You'd likely go insane trying to prove that one is real bc of the overwhelming disbelief.
Mark: "Would you rather: have stretchable arms or have stretchable legs?"
Luffy: "Why not both?"
*GOMU GOMU NOPE*
STROCH URMSTORNG
Finally
Weebs
Astoranaut Riight!!!! 👍
Astoranaut what's a luffy
Mark how many episodes of Subnautica did you do?? Get in the ocean and *KILL THAT KRAKEN!*
Bryan Wentz What Kraken? Is there a new update? Or maybe i just can't remember
YASSSSSSSSS KILL THE REAPER. not the sea empress though, she's nice.
"If you had long arms, you could do that thing to your friend..."
I thought you were going to make a reach around joke.
Mark got the same would-you-rather as Jack (Jacksepticeye), on the same day, in the same type of video! 😆
they also both uploaded another ep of this, and both of them also uploaded a vid of that "sexy hiking" thing rly recently together too
Daniel Martynovich ikr xD
Daniel Martynovich so true
They are conspiring against us..... :D
As a thought, if you lose your mind, you'd lose all memories, feelings, and the presence of your significant other. So it'd almost be nicer to them to lose them, rather than making them stay with you through that.
Sarah Churchman well you probably lose all your memories most yeah but not all
holy shit i'm all sad now
they're not obligated to stay with you they could send you to a mental hospital, plus losing your mind is not irreversible depending on the circumstances where if you significant other dies there dead no reversing that. on top of that it doesn't seem right to sacrifice someone else's life over your own sanity since it's not your life to give up but it is your sanity.
but the question is not clear enough it says: lose your significant other... as mark said too it can have 2 meaning: 1. your significant other dies or 2. she breaks up with you, it can mean both so depending which meaning we use, the answer can be different, but i always hate these questions cause they dont give the details, like you chose that she breaks up but if she break up with you that means she didnt love you in the first place so if she has no feelings than its better to just let her go:D or is there a "would you rather FORCE" and does this magic so your significant other randomly leaves you lol, but if we take the "death" meaning than i would never want that lol i better lose my mind in that case (if the person who made the question wanted a proper answer than he could ve made it so : would you rather lose your mind or have your significant other die or something like that)
very well said. couldn't have said it better myself : D
Let a ghost stalk me!
Maybe he's my SOUL mate!
Sorry i have to.
No apology necessary. Puns are needed in this world.
AirineChan lol that's a good one
AirineChan I agree maybe it stalks you but you don't know or see it or it could be a sexy ghost
Hahahhahahahahhahahahh
I wish I was talented
AirineChan eventually the ghost wouldn't scare you cuz it would happen all the time
1:17 Did you get tricked by the windows notification sound? Cause I did.
I'd pick the ghost, because you'd get used to the scares eventually! And because fuck Demons!! 👻 Chica could be a Pokémon btw, so she would exist!
RowlWool yeah I’d say all the animals become Pokémon, so yeah
Dido
RowlWool her name would be chicaw
And the ghost could be adorable, so i would not mind 0v0. And FUCK YEAH POKEMONS ARE COOL AND I LIKE THEM!
RowlWool it says youre a pokemon trainer, but not if pokemons exist, how would be have a job that you cant do anything?
Chica would be the best growlithe, and burn all your enemies
Exactly
Chica is chica even if pokemon were real then chica wouldnt be chica she would be a growlithe named chica and unoriginal
"Ain't going in the fucking ocean".-Markiplier 2017
Assasin73 Also Mark: FUCK YEAH I WANNA BE A PIRATE
11:27 Godzilla is usually portrayed as the hero; in that situation you're the villan
Remember kids, adoption is always an option!
Sam Veltman I'm choosing preggo gf. 110%
Remember kids, don't do drugs
Sam Veltman ,ok
You can't spell adoption without spelling option! :3
Abortion is also an option! :p
I can't believe mark wasted at least three minutes of his life on whether he would want stretchable arms or legs and almost every reason was useless.
"You could poke a friend across the room..."
"You could move your arms INSIDE the vending machine..."
"You could like, hug a person multiple times..."
10/10 great reasons to pick stretchable arms.
Ay strechable arms means you can grab a womans backside from a far 😉😉😉
You could punch someone from the other side of the room with stretchable arms xddd
I enjoy his thorough analysis of the questions...
"Lose your mind or lose your significant other" The thing about that is that. no matter what you choose, the first would cause the second
The fact that the last question differentiates ghosts and demons makes me think that the ghost is not a malicious spirit and is just either what is essentially a normal person or, at the most, a mischievous spirit. So I'd be stalked by a ghost for the rest of my life.
(There's three kinda-neat short stories later on if you like hearing about experiences with ghosts.)
My house is haunted (whether you believe in ghosts or not is your deal, I personally do) and at this point I don't even get scared whenever they mess with me or are watching me or something. It's actually kinda cool. Whenever I'm home alone I still have someone to talk to, other than my dogs.
The first time I interacted with one of the ghosts in my home was when I was dealing with the usual hygienic steps after taking a shower. (Deodorant, brushing teeth, etc.) After I had almost finished up, my toothbrush fell out of this little holder thing that suction-cups to our mirror that only holds the head of the toothbrush. (It's one of those things that you put the head in and close this little hatch thing behind it to keep the brush from falling out.) The hatch was a little loose, so I just put it back in the holder and turned around to unlock the bathroom door.
But, it fell out again, this time landing further away from where it did before. This time I put it back, but instead said:
"If you really don't want that up there, knock it down again and I'll take the hint."
Sure enough, whoever it was, knocked it down again, this time taking the holder off of the mirror with it. So, I just said "Alright, I'll just leave it here then" and just set it on the counter.
The most recent time I've "interacted" with one of the ghosts was when I saw the feint reflection of a woman (seemingly in her late 20's, early 30's) with short, black hair in my monitor when I was playing Skyrim. I didn't freak out or turn around to see that nothing was there because she seemed to be content with whatever she was preoccupying herself with, whether it be watching me silently trying to spook me or simply watching me play.
However the most notable experience was when I would say I first "conquered" whatever fear of ghosts might've lingered in my mind.
I was heading out to the kitchen in the middle of the night to get a glass of soda, and because it was the middle of the night the kitchen light was off. As I made my way over to the main light switch, I heard what sounded like something bumping into this big cardboard box we keep out there for empty soda cans.
Jokingly, I asked "Who's in the kitchen?" expecting one of my dogs to come say "hi" or hear a mouse scurry across the floor. But instead I heard the voice of a man I didn't recognize calmly respond "Me" as if he was expecting someone to come in and see what he's doing. But, once again, I didn't freak out and I just tried to wrap up the conversation so I could get back to doing whatever I was doing by saying "Oh, alright. Well, it's kinda weird to just stand in the dark kitchen by yourself, don't you think?"
He didn't respond, but I haven't heard anything coming from the kitchen in the middle of the night in a while, so I assume he agreed.
The funny thing is, I've actually been making jokes that I think I'm a medium because of how often I interact with the ghosts in my home. At least once a week I end up having a paranormal experience with either Skyrim Lady or Kitchen Guy, but not in the same way I first did.
(I still don't know who it was that didn't want the toothbrush on the mirror. As far as I can tell, they're the only ones in my house.)
Either way, I'm not afraid of ghosts because, in all seriousness, you really shouldn't be. Ghosts are pretty much just normal people, and in my experience, (not just what you see here) most of them seem pretty chill. It's demons that are the ones you have the right to be afraid of.
So you have multiple ghosts in your house?
As far as I can tell, yes.
Tell me another one of your interactions, please! I'm really interested.
well that's a good read. atleast you got 2 more friends now... ?
Great story!
Mark's love for Chica makes me soft.
Yama S not moist?
Yama S Mark's love for Chica makes me rockhard.
I'd pick the ghost. Cuz that way I know I'll never be alone
who hurt you?
😬
What if the ghost was Casper or an old relative you knew well would that still be scary like what if the ghost made you breakfast or something that would be sweet
8:55 Eventually, one will lead to another
I'd rather choose the ghost haunting me for the rest of my life. At least I'd get a life then. Dying after three days to a demon is not on my to do list.
Plus dying to demons tells me something that it wont end there.
Ghost, as the ghost is stalking you but that doesn’t mean it will do anything else
i agree and no one said that the ghost was haunting you or jump scaring you, just stalking you. meaning that its watching probably from a safe distance. "safe distance" meaning a distance where he cant hurt you and your whole life you probably won't even know hes there
In Mark's description of this, I think I would rather die. Everyone thinks you have Schizophrenia and you'll lose all your friends and future potential. There would be no point if it can't be reasoned with.
I agree with Porfilio. Eventually, you would learn the ghost's past, and come to know and accept it into your life.
OnyxInc yeah it's like when i was like 7 and my brothers were glued in their bedrooms playing video games and all i wanted was for my dolls to be alive because i wanted a friend and according to toy story i thought the company would be nice. a ghost following you your whole life is like having a really clingy best friend you were forced to have. it can get annoying sometimes, but sometimes you just need it in your life.
PorfilioVMJ A Ghost and A Zombie au where a zombie and a ghost come from the same body.
ghost man. i would ouija board the shit out of it for homework answers
And then the ghost responds: "If I just give you the answers, you'll never learn".
LucaZ Yang bet
Hilarious
And he didn’t specify what kind of ghost it would be ( In talking about the person who made the question)
"Adoption is always an option"
Yeah, this is big brain time
Markiplier uses Windows CONFIRMED
Kartik Soni He does, the desktop was already shown in Tyler's first edit video and when he threw his mouse in Getting Over It
Markiplier Offical fu
Kartik Soni hahaha. As soon as I heard that sound j thought "he is in the Windows brotherhood. He is one of us"
Markiplier Offical. Stfu
Kartik Soni that's a good thing, Windows is waaaaaay more versatile then iOS and basically the same but more evolved than linux
But Chica would be like, an arcanine or something. And that would be so cool!
Or a Abol! Or A DutchHound!
Marks love for Chica is so freaking cute..
:D
I know right
Nightcore Maniac I
Markiplier: I have to be a pirate!
Also Markiplier: *Scared Shitless of ocean*