Mark: “This is a judgement-free zone.” Also Mark, a few minutes later: “I don’t like that he only has 3 fingers. I don’t like the way his toes curl up…”
HIS HAIR? WACK. HIS CLOTHES? WACK. HIS SHOES? WACK. THE WAY THAT HE TALKS? WACK. THE WAY THAT HE WALKS? WACK. THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE? WACK. ME? IM TIGHT AS FUCK
I feel like that's how he weeds out the real one from the fakes lol. "Good try but the real Mark has a mental age of seven, regress and come back later."
Hey guys I see you like marks videos, I do similar vids on my channel.Feel Free to have a scroll u might see something u like or don't 😬but I'd appreciate it.📍♥️
Watching this video three years later and after the Getting Over It series, all I can think about is “Yeah, Mark doesn’t f*ck chairs, he f*cks them UP when he throws them wrestler style”.
Some of the worse things about this: Mark saying that there could be lore. The game implying that there could be lore. The game itself. The fact that someone is making money off this game. Mark dirty talking chairs. The fact that I watched the whole thing.
I was curious if they had registered that domain name on the menu screen. They did. Thankfully it only links to the Steam Store page. However, I did find out that they also have Twitter. Where they like and retweet pictures of chairs. They are also updating the game with more chairs. This wasn't like a throw-away joke game. They are actually updating it. THEY ARE ACTUALLY UPDATING IT
what is more concerning the fact that a game about fucking chairs exists the fact that mark found it and played it for an audience the fact that over 6 million people have clicked on this or the fact that it has been 3 years and this is still up and monetized
I can just imagine the conversation “Hey lixian I just finished recording a video and I’ll need some editing” ‘Yeah sure thing send it over’ ‘Mark,’ “Yeah” ‘Mark,’ “???yeah?” ‘Mark what the fuck is wrong with you’
That was so wild and so sudden and so. how do i even describe the whiplash of 'fucking chair' to 'talking about wanting to have tender, intimate, and meaningful relationships with some chair' to 'traumatized over it literally collapsing due to the pressure of being fucked'.
Here to add to this thread. I do not know how to feel about it. Also, this video might have brought forth the first time I've ever heard him say "cunt"?
Drugs & alcohol...Lots & lots of both. It's the only reason how someone could think of something like this & find a way to put it all together as a playable game. There is nothing else on this planet that could have inspired such an abomination. 🙃
SCP 14511E: A highly misunderstood creature found in an old, abandoned warehouse in Fortworth, Texas. Was first thought to be quite harmless during the initial human to 14511E interaction tests. In fact 14511E tended to ignore humans. However, one incident in the past has proved the creature highly volatile. Whilst entering containment room 1A5E, Dr. Reginald Border carried with him a chair. The creature suddenly seemed quite happy or excited when Reginald entered the room. Soon our excitement quickly turned to horror, as as soon as Dr. Border sat upon the chair, SCP 14511E started beating and throwing Dr. Border around the room, screaming in an uncontrollable rage. Slamming him against the testing glass until naught was left but a bloody pulp. Needless to say, the most horrific thing of the terrible ordeal is how the creature started fawning over the chair like it was some kind of mate. That's when the unthinkable happened. SCP 14511E started to [REDACTED] the chair relentlessly. Some colleagues immediately falling into madness at the sight. The shutters were closed and the room has been since relocated to the lower level where SCP 1507 lies.
TH-camr: **says the word blood** TH-cam: "So you have chosen...demonitization" Markiplier: "So ima f*ck a chair for 26 miniutes" TH-cam: **claps politely**
The fact that Mark paid for this game, and was willing to play it for us, is a true testament of his bravery and dedication. Or he's secretly into this sort of thing.
i remember the day this came out, watching it and laughing my ass off, and getting recommended it again 3 whole years later feels insane... still hilarious though ! 💀
Mark: **Regretting all his life choices and realizing what he has gotten himself into** 4:44, 6:46, 8:15, 11:30, 13:13 Me: no no, you forces us into this, you are staying here to suffer as well
"We made a pact. We made an agreement."
We made a mistake.
We made a suicide pact
Na I'm leaving now
Get it? Na like the chemical number? Like ya know?
Agreed
We made something horrific and now we have to deal with it.
A MISTAKE?
NO... THIS IS BEYOND THAT WORD
Dad: are ya winning son?
Me: I don’t know, honestly don’t even know...
XD
We are definitely losing.
My god at least I now know that my dad isn’t the only one that says that
Sir it a meme
congrats! I'm ur 666th like, you probably deserve it for watching this cursed video... like we all do XD
someone stubs their toe: "fucking chair!"
game developer: "YES!!!"
Lmao
lmao xDDDDD
Also game developer: we'll add a toilet why the heck not
I just feel like this was how the game was made
I N D E E D
The fact that THIS video of all videos is one with 6.9 million views makes it even better.
Idk how ive watched mark for so many years & never seen this lol
Sorry I ruined it😞
@@bread-lover69420ew
@@RaifuEnthusiastSame, I just found out this exists haha
7 million now, baby!
“The internet is a wonderful place”
I would’ve gone with “lawless hellscape” but that works too
This is true
Like the digital wild west
What.
Same boat. I came her from Vsauce’s “Do chairs exist” video
*sounds about right*
Mark's chair watching him playing this game: **Nervous sweating**
The chair is getting wet, but it's not sweat...
@@OfficialJMitchell my god no-
@@BaloneyAbandoned oh yes...
@@OfficialJMitchell oh NO
@@OfficialJMitchell “step-chair”
I'm terrified Mattpat will one day make a horrifying theory on this game.
Yeah, reminds me of the soda episode. I might research this game just to see what's going on...
If Matpat ever did, we need to call the hospital because obviously something is very VERY wrong
Yep if he did I will call the FBI and a therapist
Oh god not phone guy
I see him doing it very very very VERY soon
So, this game is tagged as "Psychological horror" on Steam.
Anyway, one of the achievements is "abandoned by god."
how do you get the creeper achievement, I'm curious
i can see why
@@Dabi_MichaelAfton_and_gyutaro you get the creeper achievement by blowing up some guy's chest full of diamonds and netherite
@@Ec87thegamer lmao, I'm legit playing minecraft rn, what a coincidence
Sounds right
Mark: “This is a judgement-free zone.”
Also Mark, a few minutes later: “I don’t like that he only has 3 fingers. I don’t like the way his toes curl up…”
That's awfully judgemental of you.
@Rumple Stiltskin that’s awfully judge mental of you to call them judge mental
" I dont like the way hes biting the air "
“I don’t like his neck “
HIS HAIR? WACK. HIS CLOTHES? WACK. HIS SHOES? WACK. THE WAY THAT HE TALKS? WACK. THE WAY THAT HE WALKS? WACK. THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE? WACK. ME? IM TIGHT AS FUCK
“Why don’t you go play with the neighbor’s kid?”
The neighbor’s kid:
2:20 that’s what I don’t like about the neighbors kid
The scars still remain.
😂
Neighbor's kid:lets play chair fvcking sim!
My stomach hurts
i can only imagine how confused lixian was when mark sent him this footage to edit
funny yes
Poor Lixian
I'm sure he wasn't that confused, this is MARK we're talking about. Lixian probably has seen worse lmao
I feel like that's how he weeds out the real one from the fakes lol. "Good try but the real Mark has a mental age of seven, regress and come back later."
I feel like Lixian is used to it by now
The way the grey cylinder is designed is terrifying, no wonder this game's steam page is tag as psychological horror.
In my defense, I thought this was a Chair simulator, and Mark titled it "f*cking" because of how stupid a simulator that is... I was... Mistaken.
Yeah me too. Oh boy was I wrong
Same😂
Well yes, but actually no
Same lmao
Didn't you saw the thumbnail?
*HMMMMMMMM*
You know that when Mark says "Look guys, we're all in this together" it's going to be one hellava entertaining video.
It wasn't. It was just shameful
@@Firdafly yet you still watched it
Hehe nice pun
Honestly, when mark uploads, it’s gonna be an amazing video
The ONLY reason I clicked on this was to see Mark question his life choices.
You sureeeee?
@@freya_jxx Yes.
@@freya_jxx Yes.
I bet it is
yeah sure u chair pervert
HIM JUDGING THAT GRAY THING IS SENDING ME I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JUDGE FREE ZONE
Mark chose this, we chose this but Lixian...poor Lixian...he’s just doing his job, he didn’t choose this horror
Oh poor Lixuan..
Honestly...
Hey guys I see you like marks videos, I do similar vids on my channel.Feel Free to have a scroll u might see something u like or don't 😬but I'd appreciate it.📍♥️
Gameplay Therapy uhh no thank you
Gameplay Therapy I like your videos.
"Why are we in a post apocalyptic parking garage??"
Mark, I cannot imagine a better explanation for why people are fucking chairs than that context.
Mark: whose that creep just standing there?
Also mark: hey im actually getting pretty good at fuqin chairs:
To be fair, this thing's not even a person lol
You have so many likes, yet so few comments! So I'm going to place a useless comment here.
Here's a useless comment for all em likes coming from 2023 too! :)
I read it when I heard it
Imagine that this is somebody's first experience with Markiplier
Oh…. I guess you’re talking about me?
This is the first full markiplier video I've ever watched
I think it was my first video from Markiplier, and now I'm disappointed in myself
That fits with so many videos. Old, new, completely weird and random. Doesn't matter, it'll always be an experience
@@trixxieradel1307 Good choice
Watching this video three years later and after the Getting Over It series, all I can think about is “Yeah, Mark doesn’t f*ck chairs, he f*cks them UP when he throws them wrestler style”.
I just love how many people come back to watch this 😂
@@kopykat6843I somehow forgot this existed and came back and it’s like rediscovering magic
This man has dodged more demonetization than disney has dodged lawsuits
Disney lawsuits??? I wanna know more about this (like seriously)
Not at the beginning
@@Kiryukazumba_ I think if I’m not wrong that they mean by “lawsuits” means like some princes in Disney are so older and some princesses are minors
@@thegrabber3021 owhhh
💀💀
Some of the worse things about this:
Mark saying that there could be lore.
The game implying that there could be lore.
The game itself.
The fact that someone is making money off this game.
Mark dirty talking chairs.
The fact that I watched the whole thing.
Same
Lmao same
The 3 worst things about this:
1. The lore
2. The game
3. Me watching it
The fact a man kept appearing...
Dont forget that theres some actual detail to dis game
I was curious if they had registered that domain name on the menu screen. They did. Thankfully it only links to the Steam Store page. However, I did find out that they also have Twitter. Where they like and retweet pictures of chairs. They are also updating the game with more chairs. This wasn't like a throw-away joke game. They are actually updating it. THEY ARE ACTUALLY UPDATING IT
Can't let gold like this go to waste
This... I have no words
*bangs head repeatedly against desk in shame to even be human* WHY
Coughs on drink
**inhales in dragon**
what is more concerning
the fact that a game about fucking chairs exists
the fact that mark found it and played it for an audience
the fact that over 6 million people have clicked on this
or the fact that it has been 3 years and this is still up and monetized
or the fact that Mark started to flirt with his own chair after fucking the first chair.
I literally have no idea what’s worse
We are far gone already
how about All of the Above?
the fact we're still watching this to this day
"WHAT IS THE LORE?" really took me out.
Also... poor Lixian.
"Lixian you will have to edit me fucking a chair... yes its how it sounds
i need the lore asap
I READ THIS RIGHT WHEN WE SAID IT
Poor!? If I were him, it’d be my lucky day!
MatPat cracks knuckles
Me: **watches this video, cringing the whole time**
My office chair across the room: **turns towards me**
Me: **silent screams**
*Comment Award*
@@ZombieKayla the chair: squitle squirt!
@@Happy_Nacho_Mystery 😂👌👌👌
you know what you must do now......
@@keketets **gets an axe**
I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.
I can already hear Lixian cringing, crying and writhing on the floor.
Pie
Mario SMG4 what
I made this 666 likes
I can just imagine the conversation
“Hey lixian I just finished recording a video and I’ll need some editing”
‘Yeah sure thing send it over’
‘Mark,’
“Yeah”
‘Mark,’
“???yeah?”
‘Mark what the fuck is wrong with you’
@@mariosmg4351 r/iamveryrandom
Hearing an uncensored cuss word in the first minute hit me like a nostalgic flash grenade
Mark: this is a judgment free zone
Also Mark: * heavily judging the one guy for like a good minute in the beginning*
I made ur comment have 420 likes
Pov: you just literally watched a chair get banged
Chairs*😳
*you literally just watched chairs get fucked. grammar issues.
@@mitsubaaep3218 damn right
POV: you are the chair
800th like 🌚
I dont know what to be more concerned about:
1: The game
2: Mark playing the game
3: Me watching it
4: the person in the shadows
4:the fact the he will probably never play this game again
4: all of they above
Same
4. The game devs
The fact that about 30mil of markipliers fan base has *not* seen this is...something probably good
“What is a chair?”
**shatters chair on floor**
“A miserable pile of secrets. But enough talk... take a seat.”
What the
symphony of the night ref
LMAO, I was thinking the same thing
“Die chair, you belong under a table”
OMG,A SYMPHONY OF THE KNIGHT REFERENCE.I thought I was the only one
this game brings a new meaning to "folded like a lawn chair" lmfao
Lmao
“Better scramble like an egg before I fold you like a chair”
Kinda still coping with the fact we all sat down and just collectively watched chair porn
well ha im laying in my be- well not really a bed but i sleep on it
ngl i fell a sleep and woke up to this
LMAO
My mom is having a meeting near me as I watch this-
@@starrysoleil *AirPods disconnect*
Mark: *OH GOD I FUCKED IT TO DEATH*
14:48 I haven't seen him that distraught since "WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87??"
That was so wild and so sudden and so. how do i even describe the whiplash of 'fucking chair' to 'talking about wanting to have tender, intimate, and meaningful relationships with some chair' to 'traumatized over it literally collapsing due to the pressure of being fucked'.
2 months later a chair would come back to hit Mark in the nose for stealing it's wife. This, is ..... *CHAIR COURT*
😂😂😂😂😂
DUN DUN
*law and order noises*
*law and order noises*
Lol
Things that I miss:
1. My grandfather
2. My grandmother
3. "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier"
he’d never want to introduce himself in a time like this.. a time of- chair fucking
I miss more but at the top of my list is “hello everybody my name is Markiplier” 😭🤚🏼
"Top of the morning to ya ladies my name is jacksepticeye"
@@almendramiranda688 yeah
Tiny box tim
Chair: I’ve taken your dignity
Mark: *I NEVER HAD THE DIGNITY*
No dignity
"I have high self esteem but no dignity!" - me
So I relate
ive been avoiding this video for three years. Now i'm 17 minutes in.. what am i doing with my life.
me rn. i thought multiple times about closing the video, but i'm still here... why
Here to add to this thread. I do not know how to feel about it. Also, this video might have brought forth the first time I've ever heard him say "cunt"?
I'm 13 minutes in, and I'm thinking about re-watching Raft... just so I feel.less squicky
"Oh an achievement...."
*dies inside*
"oh no.."
the character your name and pfp is is suitable for the situation-
Hello danganronpa community
@@axelredwood5002 Hello Hajime 😳
@@nagitokomaeda6229 Oh....hello nagito.
@@axelredwood5002 Do you have a talent yet? 😁
This game is like someone put the whole thing through that multiple google translate process, and then made it a real game.
This is my headcanon now.
R/RareInsults
Accurate! XD
I’m literally so confused why someone will have the brainpower to create a game about fucking chairs
alas, our brains are too feeble to comprehend it
bruh
Its kinky chair leg is kinky😏
Drugs & alcohol...Lots & lots of both. It's the only reason how someone could think of something like this & find a way to put it all together as a playable game. There is nothing else on this planet that could have inspired such an abomination.
🙃
I thought it was for the simple joke of stubbing your toe on furniture because the character is a toe.
4:45 he's too ashamed to look back at his chair 💀😭
SCP 14511E:
A highly misunderstood creature found in an old, abandoned warehouse in Fortworth, Texas. Was first thought to be quite harmless during the initial human to 14511E interaction tests. In fact 14511E tended to ignore humans. However, one incident in the past has proved the creature highly volatile. Whilst entering containment room 1A5E, Dr. Reginald Border carried with him a chair.
The creature suddenly seemed quite happy or excited when Reginald entered the room. Soon our excitement quickly turned to horror, as as soon as Dr. Border sat upon the chair, SCP 14511E started beating and throwing Dr. Border around the room, screaming in an uncontrollable rage. Slamming him against the testing glass until naught was left but a bloody pulp.
Needless to say, the most horrific thing of the terrible ordeal is how the creature started fawning over the chair like it was some kind of mate. That's when the unthinkable happened. SCP 14511E started to [REDACTED] the chair relentlessly. Some colleagues immediately falling into madness at the sight. The shutters were closed and the room has been since relocated to the lower level where SCP 1507 lies.
That was a work of genius.
You forgot to add -J in the end of the name
*Of course it texas*
That canon?
Would of thought itd be Florida
TH-camr: **says the word blood**
TH-cam: "So you have chosen...demonitization"
Markiplier: "So ima f*ck a chair for 26 miniutes"
TH-cam: **claps politely**
When..
TH-cam: *makes this appear on TH-cam kids*
Yes lol I saw this on TH-cam kids
@Itz_Just_IvanGaming i am searious
@@SpoR8X WTF
something is wrong i can feel it
1:06 there's no we Mark...
Wait a second ... *Did we all just watch chair porn together?*
Yeah dude god will screw us🤣🤣
*deeeep inhale** yes.. yes we did...
Yes
Yes, yes we have, my friend MJ
OwO k-kinda likes it (〃ω〃)
The Title: CHAIR F*CKING SIMULATOR
2.6 million people: "Interesting"
2.7 million now. . . . . . .*interesting*
such a witty comment!
*Cough cough* you mean 2.8 million people
Ok pre video me had the question, how and we'll see how that goes.
Still have no idea, and still don't want to figure it out
@@boogakahooga7472 2.9
I never thought I'd hear Mark say: "I f*cked it to death!!!"
I expect it at least once a week. Still waiting on him to finish that Hunie Pop 2 playthrough 🤷🏼♀️
Time stamp please lol
@@arhyllinchroma9062 15:04
HA, thats something I would expect of Mark actually lol
is it bad that all that came to my mind when i read this was "i totally did"
I got my phone lost in the blankets of my bed and this is the video that was playing when i picked it back up. I have no idea how i got here. Help me.
i can’t believe 3 million people watched mark fuck a chair for almost 30 minutes
Not just one chair, but a few others too. ;3
Yea we as people have ashamed ourselves
The internet sure is incredible
It's like the dark side of TH-cam all over again
It's bc it's mark like it's weird as hell but he makes it great
I thought this was going to be like “I Am Bread” and he was going to be a chair. I did not sign up for this
Medley Same 🤣
fucking chair simulator
I’m not even going to watch the video...I gave him a view, my poor child eyes ain’t prepared for this
I am.. so sorry. 😂😂
Same
Me: seeing the title "Mark must be joking..."
After watching a minute
Me: "what the hell happened here?"
Agreed
Same
Same here
Same 🤣
I'm five minutes into the video and I'm like Mark your on your own. God bless your soul
4:54 post nut clarity hitting mark hard
"You know what else is hard? MY MOM!"
Exactly what I thought 💀
You played it. We watched it.
Let’s all forget this ever happened....
*tweets to twitter cutely*
lets not forget about this
No
Why don't we just give up, pardner
I actually did forget about this.
But then TH-cam recommended it to me again.
I don’t know what’s worse
The fact that someone made this
The fact that Mark played it
Or the fact that I watched it
Also the fact that mark played this but he also payed **MONEY** for this
all of the above
Agreed
All of tyag is worse
The fact we all watched it is the worse.
Please save me
Curiosity killed the cat, or in this case, curiosity made the cat watch Mark fuck chairs
curiosity killed my faith in humanity
Curiosity f*cked the chair
@@very_real_username curiosity made my dog question humanity
@@Zero-sp1uxCuriosity made me question my dog
Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back
RIP Lixian’s sanity. He didn’t deserve to be subjected to this.
i can just imagine mark sending this video to lixian with a caption that says:
umm, yea.. sorry :/
I can already see the disappointment in lixian's face of the monstrosity of this video.
Squeaky Chair Hey, Are you in this game?
Colossal Shake yes, he is the best “chair” star
Lmao
Get me away from that *thing*
Me: wtf kind of title.. *clicks*
Mark: so you sold your soul and we made a pact as you clicked the link
Me: fuck curiosity really did kill the cat
But satisfaction brought it back
Is the other half of that saying
@@cowgod1945 but was the satisfaction worth it, is the question now.
...probably not. oh, but uhh... after that, hope you have a good day?
Curiosity fucked a chair that killed the cat
Lol same feeling
wait... ur a cat?
"This isn't a game for everybody...but for somebody" and that's the scariest part
@@Shits_pants_cutely wh- 😳
@@Shits_pants_cutely Ayo? 📸
@@Shits_pants_cutely u said what?? 🙁
@@Shits_pants_cutely 🤨📸
@@Shits_pants_cutely 🤨📸
4 years later and I just now notice how "coincidentally" the first letter of chair, second of f*cking and third of simulator line up perfectly
Mark: Let's not judge
Mark literally 2 seconds later: *starts judging everything
I ok u
You stole this comment
@@Chill-Noob1 does it matter lmao it's a comment
@@Chill-Noob1 He stole a comment 😡
@@mariahsmith2427 *visible confusion*
I don’t know what’s more wrong,
1 this was on my recommended
2 Mark buying this
3 Me watching this to the end
all of them are wrong
Definitely the fact that someone made this bc this had decent audio and quality
I thought I would be seeing hater comment section because of fucking chairs
The 666 likes 😭😭
Mark buying it definitely
1:00 mark: “we’re in this together...”
My brain: “iN tHe ChAiR??”
Lmao same
Exactly
CHAIR F*CKING CULT
@@nou2960 AHAHAHHAHAHA *cries in chair f@cking*
👁👄👁 bruh
The horrible lore behind this is that someone sat down and spent time creating it.
“I paid money for this”
Alright sir that’s not something you should say with so much confidence
Why is Midoriya watching chair porn? Has bnha really lost that much popularity??
@@Hobo-Dragon lmao no, Midoriya is just kinky XD
@@iamsmol9054 That would explain a thing or two...
@@iamsmol9054 is that why you break your body all the time?
@@Unholy_Triforce Your comment makes a lot sense after what Mark has done to himself.
“I’m not stalling.”
*0.0001 seconds of thought*
“I *might* be stalling.”
2020 in a nutshell
He already stalled enough for a lifetime on his ninjala stream lol!
Markiplier: I have a sixth sense when it comes to f*cking with chairs
*At that time I was concerned about everyone's mental health*
I read this as this part played 😂
1:12 i think I signed something I wasn’t supposed to
Mark: “This is not family friendly”
2016 era Mark: Allow me to introduce myself
*Hunie pop arises*
@I'm a fuckin rock. the first playthrough to be age restricted on youtube
Mark: I paid money for this game
* instant regret *
Mark: ... _i paid money for this game_ ....
“I don’t like the way he’s biting the air” 🤣
My brain kept trying to tell me that this character kinda looks like Sid the Sloth, but I kept trying to repress it every time it came about.
@@ray25lee nooooo stop, what have you done
@@ray25lee 😂😂
I don't like how humanity has came to
Now if it was chair THROWING Simulator, Mark would be down and dirty for it.
why is there lore... guys we are ignoring that theres lore. everyone is worried about lixian or amy but *theres hidden lore in the chair fucker game*
Magnificent.
Magnificent.
Magnificent.
Magnificent.
Magnificent
Mark: *Literally fucking a chair*
Also Mark: "Lore?"
Edit: -Insert acknowledgement of likes and generic thank you here-
MatPat: Why am I still here
Matpat
Because we can see abandoned and destroyed buildings we can guess there was a nuclear war between the chnations of this world
FNAF has changed him.
its a shot in the dark but ,anything to make this worth it
I NEED to KNOW
Me: “That title can’t be right.”
Mark: “Yes, you’re reading the title correctly.”
Me: I N T E R E S T I N G
V E R Y I N T E R E S T I N G
Yeah I thought it meant something else but nope he's legit smashing a chair
Who the fuck makes these games 😂
I N T E R E S T I N G
@@mgm3045 people with weird fetishes
AND THAT'S NOT THE MOST WEIRDEST YET!
23:38
Boss:
“So sir it says you are the world champion chair fucker… what do you wanna say about that”
Mark:
“Yeah so ummmmm”
Nobody:
Someone: **stubs toe** you fucking chair!
A game maker: interesting...
LOL
Damn
Who is chair and why are you fucking them?
Mark being genuinely scared and worried when he fricked that chair to death gives me life
The fact that Mark paid for this game, and was willing to play it for us, is a true testament of his bravery and dedication. Or he's secretly into this sort of thing.
I don't think he's into this stuff
Total masochist 😂
@@hellscrtions maybe that's what he wants us to think
I really wish i could like this comment but it currently has 420 likes and I dont have the guts to change it
Or he just has more money than he knows what to do with
That bean bag looking thing at 3:06 has it’s eyes so far apart, AT&T finna charge them for roaming 💀
So when’s the next Game Theory about the deep lore of this masterpiece?
Never
When’s the next gt live of this masterpiece
I don't think matpat will do this for...
Reasons
@@yourcompanion7716 yup-
"I paid money for this game. I paid MONEY for this game."
He sounded upset😂
he do be paying MONEY for that game though-
Markiplier: "THAT'S NOT A CHAIR! THAT IS CLEARLY NOT A CHAIR!"
Me: "Yeah, that's a cum dumpster."
WHAT OMG LMAO
i agree
LMAOOO
when XD
AYO-
Honestly crazy how mark can make a game about chair porn entertaining
Mark doesn't want to F a chair just like he claims he's not a masochist.
He just wants to test the limits of his body and the chair
PLS HAHAHHA
The fact that this exists implies that there's a market for this, and that horrifies me
There are billions of people on the planet; I guarantee that someone, somewhere, has gotten off to this
Hey, who hasn't gotten turned on by two chairs making a baby ottoman. 😂
@@bethh.6455 oh yeah totally 😂
God imagine being one of Mark's friends just chilling playing a game on steam, and you see Mark's playing *chair fucking simulator*
I had to take a second to realize what the fuck I read.
And then he doesn't upload that video on TH-cam so you're just one person who saw and knows something like that
@@kauedasilva1072 same
Bob and wade just sitting there like "wtf dude?"
You gotta do what you gotta do
i remember the day this came out, watching it and laughing my ass off, and getting recommended it again 3 whole years later feels insane... still hilarious though ! 💀
Mark: **Regretting all his life choices and realizing what he has gotten himself into** 4:44, 6:46, 8:15, 11:30, 13:13
Me: no no, you forces us into this, you are staying here to suffer as well
I want someone to get Bob or Wade to know so they can bully him on a stream
No Marine gets left behind
@@thedepression950 yes!
NO MARK, NO!
"Can't wait for chair fucking simulator 2"
-Mark, 2020
2021*
@@roachfacesrs5270 - This video was posted in 2020 though
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Me, reads the title before clicking:
'what? Chair F-ing what?'
Mark: 'yes, you read that correctly'
Kat Rina my thoughts exactly
Sand bag from smash bros got a demotion
I was so confused as well when I clicked onto the video
No I did not click it because it said chair fucking sim I clicked it because I envisioned mark doing the deed and that would be good fan art....
Me:😐oh hope this doesn't give me the flashback of cuddles fucking toothy on a log
Flashback: happens
Me: why did this have to happen whyyyyyy
boy i sure am on the 1 am side of youtube right now
This looks like someone's final for a game making course, and they really didn't like the teacher, or something.
If someone had made something like this as a final assignment because of flexible restrictions, I’d be honored with the faculty.
@@dfquartzidn6151 id probably get in trouble if i did. Im doing a game design in college rn it would be funny if i did do this tho
@@lightterror3304 Lmao. Goodluck on your assignment!
I guess they really didnt give a _fuck_ ?
KEKW
"You wont last 30 seconds playing this game"
Did you mean you will get a refund before 30 seconds?
This topped all of the comments for sure omg
😂😂😂
@@ximorphus Yes it did XD
Should've put this at the game's description
*(mark after playing this game)*
Mark: looks at his chair
His chair: *oh god pls no*
Hahha lol 😂😂😂
Lord forgive me for what I'm boutta do
I don't get it and also not funny 😒
@@sh4rkkmaster937 nobody cares if you dont get it, and if you understood it, you would see it is funny
The chair will be scared for life
Watching this in 2024 after the JD Vance allegations is diabolical
I like how he payed money and he's getting rewards so all his friends will know he's weird
I think bob and wade would literally look at this and go: "yeah seems normal"
Meanwhile tyler is just standing there realizing what mark truly is
@@iamafuckingfailure This is probably something Bob and Wade would also play if they weren't worried it would get their channels nuked.