@@epic_sans8229 it's supposed to mean nobody fucks better than someone who has to prove themselves i.e. ugly people will fuck better because they have to "prove" themselves to you
21:51 imagine people on the internet realising that all of the Oscar movies have a strange guy with weird hair and a monocle standing around for 15 seconds despite nobody having any memories of that. It'd be great
I love how Jacob and Jo have serious discussions about losing loved ones, immortality, and mental health meanwhile the music Colon put on this is just so unfitting.
6:32 just wish you were completely immune to fall damage permanently and then you never have to waste another wish. you cant change the fact that you'll be thrown out of an airplane with a 1% chance that your parachute wont open, but you can easily change the chance that you survive even if your parachute doesnt open
yeah, that's the big flaw with that button, they do not specify that dying if the parachute fails cannot be affected by wishes, it's only the parachute failure that is out of your control.
even if we factor "your wishes dont work when you're falling" you can just wish for the plane to never go high enough to kill you and have a crew ready every day just to catch you
Love the point Alpha made at 5:53 about I would rather lose someone I love to cancer than for them to lose me to cancer, I had a brain aneurysm a couple years back and honestly I think it was harder on my friends and family than it was on me edit: Also, easy answer to the 6:35 one, just make your 1st wish "I wish I could fly"
But to your comment, that must have been so hard on everyone. I’m glad to hear you were able to push through it so well, and I hope you’re continuing to do well!
@@Savyflores yh, I'm fine now, I'm back at uni and the only lasting effects were I had to get glasses and I'm epileptic now which sucks but I'm dealing with it
14:08 Fun fact, there being no children isn't the downside, it's just part of world peace. It just had to be mentioned in-case there was any confusion.
I would much rather be immortal with a group of atleast 4 people than be immortal with just one person, i feel like it would get extremely boring with just one other person
"You can see the future BUT No one will believe any of your prophecies, and you will always be labeled a liar." So, basically you become Cassandra from Greek mythology.
Would you press the button? You don't have to worry about daily posting on the Alpharad Gold channel for the rest of the year but You have to upload a 5 minute playthrough of YIIK: A Postmodern RPG
The chances of someone you know diying, are so ridiculously low by killing 100 people randomly that you might as well fear that a lightning fell on them.
21:43 Break the space heater, it never said he always has one, nor that he'll always follow you, he'll just follow you everywhere, you can leave him at the entrance of a building... Or the space heater very well may have no effect since your always at the comfortable temperature, meaning you can go ahead and rub your hand against the heating element of his space heater to mock his failed attempt to ruin your homeostasis.
I hear some people's usual adblock ain't working anymore since apparently the companies responsible for ads for example can pay some of the adblock owners to _not have their ads hidden._ so glad mine still works for all sites though.
5:51 this is exactly how I feel and Ive thought about this kinda scenario way more than is probably healthy, but yeah I respect Jacobs take so much since I feel the same
But in regards to the button, I can only see this as a tempting scenario if you follow a “better them than me” kind of logic, which I do not. It’s not like you’re the only one affected anyway; that partner also has their own family that has to grieve.
I think lots of these are really skewed. I got one that's "you can breathe underwater but that's because you turned into a mermaid" and 47% said yes...like...bro you just live in the ocean forever now
That question regarding the loved one and ♋️ (using that just incase youtube deletes it), as someone who has lost someone that close to me, I 1000% agree with your reasoning. I know what it's like to go through that, the emotions you feel. It is truly one of the worst things imaginable. And if I truly loved someone, I wouldn't want them to go though with that pain. I've dealt with it before, so I can deal with it again as long as my partner wouldn't go through that same pain I did.
Fun fact, following a court case revolving around the ford pinto, a popular vehicle that had a known design flaw its gas storage at the back of the car, leading to explosions from even minor collisions often killing or maiming anyone in the back seat. The company lead determined the price of lawsuits would be 30% less expensive than the cost to recall the vehicles (like the button). So now the minimum cost of human life must be valued at $1,000,000 per human when making risk assessments.
17:35 I immediately decided to not push the button, because the "upside" is more of a downside than the downside is, because it seems like mind control or a love potion or something else fake like that.
Humanity's strongest soldier is self explanatory. Take every soldier, warrior, or a similar fighting role in Earth's history, and boom, you are now stronger than all of them. Honestly, being 5'2 and that strong sounds pretty fuckin based.
Consider this. What if, with imortality could let you domension hop? once our universe has stopped expanding, it will start to shrink. you could get dragged to the supermassive black hole at the center of our universe and get sent through into, possibly, another universe.
7:10 easy loophole, the day beforehand just wish that you can no longer take fall damage, so that when you roll the 1% chance, even though you can't wish yourself out of the situation, you're already invulnerable to the fall damage of hitting the ground
16:06 doesn't this just mean your relationship with spiders etc will remain unchanged but you won't be bothered by bugs? or does it mean arachnids will be even more aggressive than before?
While it would be groundbreaking to know what goes on inside animals’ heads, the reason why I love my pets is because exactly that - they’re my pets. The relationship changes once they start talking as Jacob was getting at
24:52 As a person who made a Tumblr account and never used it, I see no downside. If someone hacked it during that time and brings something awful up I'll laugh and say: "Oh yeah, I forgot I had a Tumblr account... No, that's not my doing it's a hackers free for all ground wielding my name now."
for the one where you're skinny but others see you ass fat, do you think you would slam into door edges cause you think you fit or do others see you just phase through
i'd imagine it's like the Somebody Else's Problem Field from h2g2, where they can see the reality of the situation if they focus on it but their opinion won't change because the whole thing is a mental blind spot
Never being surprised means almost always being bored. Unless you really enjoy meditative tasks like wall painting where the successful outcome is always the same. But you have no reason to talk or mess with anyone as you already know every reaction.
Nahhh man just because you're not surprised doesn't mean you know exactly was coming. It's not like you're surprised by what someone is saying every single time you talk to them, right? Even if you don't know what they're gonna say
25:39 I get random bursts of happiness on occasion, but zi like feeling sad sometimes too... Though I could go without the unknowing upset numbness I have frequently...
26:20 So I get deported, but wealthy... So basically I can buy a mansion for myself and a bunch of my closest friends and live in some of the more underappreciated hidden gems of the world... ... ... Nah, I'm too attached to my home.
Based Alpharad Gold Also buttons based on sexuality flop so hard when you exit a heteronormative mindset. “Everyone thinks you are gay/lesbian” yea but if I ALREADY AM that’s not a fucking problem?
I have to take a shower every day because you can't live in this extremely hot and humid country without doing so frequently. That's why most people chose to not press that button, it's not about ego.
I like the question wherein you get to be a "super soldier" but you're 1.6m because it assumes the reader is already tall if you're already 5'3" or shorter, it's just a straight upgrade lol
26:00 It took me over 5 long years to write my favorite song! I'm not sacrificing my ability to listen to and further improve it for sniffles resistance!
For the one where you get everything you ever wanted. Couldn’t you just want a lifespan of like 200 years and then you die at 100? Or you want immortality until you decide not to or smth.
12:18 This one is actaully great, because I have watched enough Antiques Road Show to know that the things that even slightly differ might be worth 100,000 more than regular stuff, so imagine having the only PS6 with a black and white monitor IN THE ENITRE WORLD. Not only would be people find that odd, the company that makes it won't even knoe what happened to make it only glack and white meaning it could be worth loads (collector's wise) then regular next gen consoles.
6:29 well... i could just wish to have wings beforehand and now having a parachute is rather an inconvenience travelling around the city is kinda painful with all of that traffic and public transport so having a way to move around quickly and independently would be very convenient... maybe it would also allow to perform some jobs, however i actually had some ultra realistic dreams and i swear using wings is exhausting
20:18 Just because people die on a regular basis already, 1million bucks of blood money is still not worth it, don't add to the statistic... cause for the family and friends of each individual, it's a tragedy. 20:45 Good points, but... you also don't know if your dooming them to be grinded to meat and served to some of the others giving them slow and painful poisoned deaths.
My problem with the button at 4:51 is that the woman might only love you because you pushed the button & might only get cancer because you pushed the button. So it's brainwashing, murder, &... other stuff. That & I don't know if I'm good at getting over loss so even if it just brought someone to me who was right for me & happened to have cancer & it just let things take their course, I still couldn't do it. The problem with 9:47 is you wouldn't be able to come home.
14:20 I would click that immediately, because the main language I want to learn is Japanese because of manga, anime, and video games, so understanding is what I care about anyway.
I love this website because I swear most of the question makers have/had the worst opinions in the world, and you get to feel like a hipster for picking the reasonable option.
Honestly the one thats:"insects will leave you alone BUT arachnids wont" it doesnt say arachnids will be out for you it just says they wont leave you alone which they already dont do. This just means i dont have to deal eith mosquetos and stuff and still dont have to was worry about 90% of arachnids
How are we on day 156, it seems like it was just yesterday we were on day 155.
Best comment?
@@zanderwithaz5315 yeah it is xd
You're never gonna believe what day it'll be tomorrow
Day 1 was 155 days ago, time is passing by very quickly
Fr ='(
"no one fucks like someone who has to prove it" is probably the funniest stand alone sentence i have ever heard
was going to quote it in the comments just so i didnt forget it
It’s true!
Absolutely raw words to live by
What does this even mean?
@@epic_sans8229 it's supposed to mean nobody fucks better than someone who has to prove themselves i.e. ugly people will fuck better because they have to "prove" themselves to you
“If I look hot and other people can’t see it than what’s the point?”
Wise words from Mr. Alpharad “Jacob” Gold.
Alpharad Gold is the collective, not a part of Jacob Alpharad's name. It'd be an issue if we got the terms crossed, sorry.
@@JoelTheParrot Shutting down the arena!
@@JoelTheParrot So its Jacob Alpharad, member of the Alpharad Gold Collective.
@@sleepyllama3673 Yes!
@@sleepyllama3673 I will exclusively refer to him as this from now on
jacob saying he would want to live with his partner forever into jo saying he wants to grind games more really shows why they are the perfect duo
What if they both became immortal tho
21:51 imagine people on the internet realising that all of the Oscar movies have a strange guy with weird hair and a monocle standing around for 15 seconds despite nobody having any memories of that. It'd be great
Then MatPat makes a Film Theory on who that is
@rigatonipasta and then you reach out to MatPat and ask to show up on the show
Yeah you go back to 1929 and you just see Jacob “Monocle Man” Rabon IV in a movie uncredited.
I’m learning a lot about Jo and Jacob in this episode, thanks for deepening this parasocial relationship
youre welcome
Got an out loud chuckle out of me. Good comment, random alpharad fan.
they’re starting to become my role models
@@milkman2808 you need to know more people
@@jstar3382 nope. These two strangers that I will never meet in real life are all I need
I love how Jacob and Jo have serious discussions about losing loved ones, immortality, and mental health meanwhile the music Colon put on this is just so unfitting.
Ain’t no way you just called him colon 💀
@@miacasual1263 if he's not colon, but he's close enough for someone to mistakenly call him colon, doesn't that make him semicolon?
@@miacasual1263 :
@@necrobonesgaming2424 ;
Colin; 10
Jo thinking it’s a “would you rather” is why I love this content
Woo 1k likes, this is the most I’ve gotten
Who's Joe
@@zcurridor_q_r_td680 hi jo
hi jo
Smelly boys
Hi jo
I died inside when Jo said "If I'm 30 and don't have much left"
im younger than both of them and felt concerned when i heard that
jo later said he'd prefer getting older tho
y o
Just turned 30😅
@@PGagsPrime I'm 32 😭
Bro, I'm still a teen and that made me pause
6:32 just wish you were completely immune to fall damage permanently and then you never have to waste another wish. you cant change the fact that you'll be thrown out of an airplane with a 1% chance that your parachute wont open, but you can easily change the chance that you survive even if your parachute doesnt open
yeah, that's the big flaw with that button, they do not specify that dying if the parachute fails cannot be affected by wishes, it's only the parachute failure that is out of your control.
even if we factor "your wishes dont work when you're falling" you can just wish for the plane to never go high enough to kill you and have a crew ready every day just to catch you
Just wish to not need to sleep ever again
they never said the airplane was in the sky
@@Charcoal190 *_NO, NOT THE SEAPLANES!!_*
4:52
Jacob: *has a thoughtful and insightful answer to this difficult choice/scenario*
The music: 💃💃💃
Looking back now it's funny but in the moment I didn't even notice
more like 5:00
Things Jacob would do: Lick a hairy, sweaty armpits 6 times a year
Things Jacob would not do: Gain the ability to talk to animals
Talking to animals isn’t the great power you think it is
@@laperers. nether is licking sweaty armpits
Ngl, I would hate to hit a deer and hear it screaming in pain. 😢
@@dungeonpastor thats the thing, it said CAN, meaning that you dont have to
@@hellofend4734 perhaps...
Love the point Alpha made at 5:53 about I would rather lose someone I love to cancer than for them to lose me to cancer, I had a brain aneurysm a couple years back and honestly I think it was harder on my friends and family than it was on me edit: Also, easy answer to the 6:35 one, just make your 1st wish "I wish I could fly"
But to your comment, that must have been so hard on everyone. I’m glad to hear you were able to push through it so well, and I hope you’re continuing to do well!
@@Savyflores yh, I'm fine now, I'm back at uni and the only lasting effects were I had to get glasses and I'm epileptic now which sucks but I'm dealing with it
"I wish I could fly, I wish I could touch the sky"
14:08 Fun fact, there being no children isn't the downside, it's just part of world peace. It just had to be mentioned in-case there was any confusion.
i cant tell if this channel has fallen off or hit its peak and i think thats the magic of it all
"Nobody fucks like someone who has to prove it" IS SUCH A RAW LINE OMG
I think I just learned how MUCH of a complete and utter lover boy Jacob is...
based
Your comment about immortality and partner is so close to me. I get why people don't want to be immortal alone, but together - it's just ideal.
I would much rather be immortal with a group of atleast 4 people than be immortal with just one person, i feel like it would get extremely boring with just one other person
Jo really thought it was Would you Rather 💀
"You can see the future BUT No one will believe any of your prophecies, and you will always be labeled a liar."
So, basically you become Cassandra from Greek mythology.
You're my favorite commenter here thank you for acknowledging Cassandra
22:57 "If I'm like 30, and I don't have much left at that point," does Jo think life is just over after your 20's? 🤣
is it not?
He was an English teacher not a science teacher
Would you press the button?
You don't have to worry about daily posting on the Alpharad Gold channel for the rest of the year
but
You have to upload a 5 minute playthrough of YIIK: A Postmodern RPG
No😊
no
I can always delete the playthrough. I'll press the button
@@achairstudios8730 smart............
Yiik, is one of my favourite games, push the button.
Alpha rad gold is Unus Annus for people with brain rot, and I am here for it
same ✋🏽
19:50. I find it hilarious how fast you pressed the button.
The chances of someone you know diying, are so ridiculously low by killing 100 people randomly that you might as well fear that a lightning fell on them.
I enjoyed watching this entire video
Me too😂😂😂❤❤❤
Did you have to pause the video halfway through or something? You took a while to see it through.
I watched it in 30x speed. It was awesome.
Said no Plus/Deluxe/Gold viewer ever /j
8:27 is the rawest line dropped by Jacob in this channel thus far
21:43
Break the space heater, it never said he always has one, nor that he'll always follow you, he'll just follow you everywhere, you can leave him at the entrance of a building...
Or the space heater very well may have no effect since your always at the comfortable temperature, meaning you can go ahead and rub your hand against the heating element of his space heater to mock his failed attempt to ruin your homeostasis.
It does say that the man is annoying but never says that about the space heater
TIL alpharad and/or Jo doesn't run adblock...
I hear some people's usual adblock ain't working anymore since apparently the companies responsible for ads for example can pay some of the adblock owners to _not have their ads hidden._ so glad mine still works for all sites though.
@@Chillwave6 I thought it was a Chrome update that killed most of them?
I heard that's a thing too yeah, would explain why several adblocks broke almost completely
I LOVE hearing such dark horrible life destroying questions with Rico Harbor and Super Bell Hill in the background
10:58
That's straight up just Link. Pretty sure he's like 5'2 in at least the switch games.
I think the "humanity's strongest soldier but you're only 5'2"" is supposed to be a Levi Attack on Titan reference
5:51 this is exactly how I feel and Ive thought about this kinda scenario way more than is probably healthy, but yeah I respect Jacobs take so much since I feel the same
But in regards to the button, I can only see this as a tempting scenario if you follow a “better them than me” kind of logic, which I do not. It’s not like you’re the only one affected anyway; that partner also has their own family that has to grieve.
I think lots of these are really skewed.
I got one that's "you can breathe underwater but that's because you turned into a mermaid" and 47% said yes...like...bro you just live in the ocean forever now
That question regarding the loved one and ♋️ (using that just incase youtube deletes it), as someone who has lost someone that close to me, I 1000% agree with your reasoning. I know what it's like to go through that, the emotions you feel. It is truly one of the worst things imaginable. And if I truly loved someone, I wouldn't want them to go though with that pain. I've dealt with it before, so I can deal with it again as long as my partner wouldn't go through that same pain I did.
Jacob stating he would eventually want to have kids is surprisingly very wholesome
Fun fact, following a court case revolving around the ford pinto, a popular vehicle that had a known design flaw its gas storage at the back of the car, leading to explosions from even minor collisions often killing or maiming anyone in the back seat. The company lead determined the price of lawsuits would be 30% less expensive than the cost to recall the vehicles (like the button). So now the minimum cost of human life must be valued at $1,000,000 per human when making risk assessments.
jacob is a hopeless romantic and colin has played super mario 35
17:35 I immediately decided to not push the button, because the "upside" is more of a downside than the downside is, because it seems like mind control or a love potion or something else fake like that.
I can't wait for the whole month to be them just playing browser games
except Sundays, those are for Putt Putt
why do i keep seeing you everywhere?
The Lord's Day
Humanity's strongest soldier is self explanatory. Take every soldier, warrior, or a similar fighting role in Earth's history, and boom, you are now stronger than all of them. Honestly, being 5'2 and that strong sounds pretty fuckin based.
Consider this. What if, with imortality could let you domension hop? once our universe has stopped expanding, it will start to shrink. you could get dragged to the supermassive black hole at the center of our universe and get sent through into, possibly, another universe.
7:10
easy loophole, the day beforehand just wish that you can no longer take fall damage, so that when you roll the 1% chance, even though you can't wish yourself out of the situation, you're already invulnerable to the fall damage of hitting the ground
Congrats Mr. Gold for getting so many sponsors for this video
the only thing that actually made me lose it was “annoying man with a space heater.”
18:12
that's just the plot of Jojo part 6
6:55 One of your wishes could just be to survive terminal velocity with no damage
22:00 Throw in a tophat, matching suit and a just as awfully frazzled moustache to match and you got yourself a deal!
16:06 doesn't this just mean your relationship with spiders etc will remain unchanged but you won't be bothered by bugs? or does it mean arachnids will be even more aggressive than before?
While it would be groundbreaking to know what goes on inside animals’ heads, the reason why I love my pets is because exactly that - they’re my pets. The relationship changes once they start talking as Jacob was getting at
I just remembered a game called "Turbo Dismount." I'd love to see it be played.
I swear, most of these prompts are written by 13 year olds. I have no other explanation for these.
14:16 what a sacrifice... Alpharad willing to sacrifice their whole audience...
Get top tier quality videos from two awesome guys and occasionally Colin
BUT
The relationship is parasocial
you guys skipping over the harry potter question actually made me smile. i felt safe.
I'm sorry you felt threatened by a fictional storybook for children
@@sandspadaharry potter just fuckin sucks anyways lmao
@@sandspada I'm sorry if the author, who's still making money off of it, hates the existence of trans people (among others iirc)
@@1unar_eclipse I'm sorry that you can't accept some people will have different beliefs from you and can still be good people
"You're skinny for life but everyone sees you as fat"
This is just the reverse of anorexia
Beauty industry moment
10:55 As a 4ft11 person I see this as a win win
20:40 wouldn't it be funny if you pressed the button, and then you happen to be one of the 100 random people?
24:52 As a person who made a Tumblr account and never used it, I see no downside. If someone hacked it during that time and brings something awful up I'll laugh and say: "Oh yeah, I forgot I had a Tumblr account... No, that's not my doing it's a hackers free for all ground wielding my name now."
Still would love to see these two play Your Only Move Is Huslte. Its such a good and fun game with some pretty quality mods in it.
21:53 This one I'd pass on the upside, but take it for the downside lol
for the one where you're skinny but others see you ass fat, do you think you would slam into door edges cause you think you fit or do others see you just phase through
i'd imagine it's like the Somebody Else's Problem Field from h2g2, where they can see the reality of the situation if they focus on it but their opinion won't change because the whole thing is a mental blind spot
jacob and jo live forever together, always making content
Ending on an absolute banger
I'm not seeing a downside. Inflation I guess, but worth it.
@@Zasek2112 🚨 ⚠️ EDGY ALERT ⚠️ 🚨
we have an edgelord in the comments
Some of the questions definitely showed who the core audience of this game is meant to be, but that last one really held the fate of the channel
Jacob randomly telling he'd gladly be N from Xenoblade.
12:24 is basically
Get a million dollar salary but you can’t play Minecraft
Never being surprised means almost always being bored. Unless you really enjoy meditative tasks like wall painting where the successful outcome is always the same. But you have no reason to talk or mess with anyone as you already know every reaction.
Nahhh man just because you're not surprised doesn't mean you know exactly was coming. It's not like you're surprised by what someone is saying every single time you talk to them, right? Even if you don't know what they're gonna say
@@hazelharry2033 that was an extremely good point that i didnt even think about
25:39 I get random bursts of happiness on occasion, but zi like feeling sad sometimes too... Though I could go without the unknowing upset numbness I have frequently...
This is a strangely profound episode at times
26:20 So I get deported, but wealthy...
So basically I can buy a mansion for myself and a bunch of my closest friends and live in some of the more underappreciated hidden gems of the world...
...
...
Nah, I'm too attached to my home.
2:02 all cat owners have the same idea here, we do not need our cat to talk, they are vocal enough as is
13:50 If you rule the world you can just get rid of debt by ruling that it is absolved.
I was hoping someone else picked up on that. If I rule the world, who's gonna collect?
The problem is it said you have to pay it. Absolving isn't the same thing.
19:44 I must've pressed the real life version of that at some point already cause that's pretty much my current situation.
Based Alpharad Gold
Also buttons based on sexuality flop so hard when you exit a heteronormative mindset. “Everyone thinks you are gay/lesbian” yea but if I ALREADY AM that’s not a fucking problem?
I have to take a shower every day because you can't live in this extremely hot and humid country without doing so frequently. That's why most people chose to not press that button, it's not about ego.
Ok I’m watching until a question has no downside. Wow, can’t believe I even made it past 1.
I like the question wherein you get to be a "super soldier" but you're 1.6m because it assumes the reader is already tall
if you're already 5'3" or shorter, it's just a straight upgrade lol
8:14 as an asexual i see this as an absolute win
26:00 It took me over 5 long years to write my favorite song! I'm not sacrificing my ability to listen to and further improve it for sniffles resistance!
For the one where you get everything you ever wanted. Couldn’t you just want a lifespan of like 200 years and then you die at 100? Or you want immortality until you decide not to or smth.
0:25 You're thinking about the game the WRONG WAY JO
12:18
This one is actaully great, because I have watched enough Antiques Road Show to know that the things that even slightly differ might be worth 100,000 more than regular stuff, so imagine having the only PS6 with a black and white monitor IN THE ENITRE WORLD. Not only would be people find that odd, the company that makes it won't even knoe what happened to make it only glack and white meaning it could be worth loads (collector's wise) then regular next gen consoles.
cannot believe jacob would give up being able to taste food on god
6:29 well... i could just wish to have wings beforehand and now having a parachute is rather an inconvenience
travelling around the city is kinda painful with all of that traffic and public transport so having a way to move around quickly and independently would be very convenient... maybe it would also allow to perform some jobs, however i actually had some ultra realistic dreams and i swear using wings is exhausting
**repeatedly hammers the button that makes me hot but everyone thinks I'm gay, because I am already a lesbian**
Jo thinking 30 is the end of your life with nothing to look forward to in insaaaaane
20:18 Just because people die on a regular basis already, 1million bucks of blood money is still not worth it, don't add to the statistic... cause for the family and friends of each individual, it's a tragedy.
20:45 Good points, but... you also don't know if your dooming them to be grinded to meat and served to some of the others giving them slow and painful poisoned deaths.
You also don’t know if they just die peacefully in their sleep
"Every page on the TH-cam website will take 20 seconds to load"
Remember, this is supposed to be an upside
It was an upside 10 years ago
My problem with the button at 4:51 is that the woman might only love you because you pushed the button & might only get cancer because you pushed the button. So it's brainwashing, murder, &... other stuff. That & I don't know if I'm good at getting over loss so even if it just brought someone to me who was right for me & happened to have cancer & it just let things take their course, I still couldn't do it.
The problem with 9:47 is you wouldn't be able to come home.
As a European, that person at the end of the video is incredibly based
It's astonishing that Jo cured cancer
Way to go Jo
14:20 I would click that immediately, because the main language I want to learn is Japanese because of manga, anime, and video games, so understanding is what I care about anyway.
I love this website because I swear most of the question makers have/had the worst opinions in the world, and you get to feel like a hipster for picking the reasonable option.
8:29 is the biggest "mood" I've seen in a while.
7:00 Just wish for no fall damage and you're good
6:30 just wish you can't get hurt from fall damage
26:57 based
no one fucks like someone who has to prove it is epic
24:00 Ehhhh Sorry, I'm too much of a coward for that one...
We already managed the earthwide peace one...
Honestly the one thats:"insects will leave you alone BUT arachnids wont" it doesnt say arachnids will be out for you it just says they wont leave you alone which they already dont do. This just means i dont have to deal eith mosquetos and stuff and still dont have to was worry about 90% of arachnids