While Atlantis isn't real, but anyways, you could learn more about Atlantis if you learned more about it by learning ONLY about Atlantis. You could learn among other things like what you said.
So basic summary, it was one of the largest, if not the largest, libraries of ancient times (or it was several libraries in the city of Alexandria, not sure), around 300 BC. They aggressively recorded all science, math, literature, etc. that they could find. Then it was burnt down, the exact reasons and perpetrators are unknown. It's debatable how many years we were set back. Some say the knowledge went down with the library. Others say there were copies of scrolls in other libraries. But if you really wanted to hype it up, you could say stuff like the scientific method and the idea of the solar system would have been widespread by 1st century A.D. as opposed to the 16th century.
Mark: (listing off symptoms of Swine Flu) Mark: So it's basically the Flu? Mark: (listing off symptoms of West Nile) Mark: ... Mark: WELL THAT'S OBVIOUSLY WORSE!
Plus preventing pregnancy. Actually, they’re made to prevent pregnancy, and are better than other forms of pregnancy prevention because they have the added benefit of preventing STD transmission.
Pookiez Cookiez Oof, I just felt half of my brain cells commit suicide. Seen, not scene. Just because a word sounds the same doesn't mean it means the same thing.
Personally I agree with Mark I would rather save the Library of Alexandria because who knows the knowledge of what happened to Atlantis could be and the Library of Alexandria
He also said he was going to take them literally basically doing exactly what he did. That question was probably directed towards women so instead of standing behind he does not have to give birth to them he decided to answer the question like how it was meant.
but with the Atlantis one, is doesnt specify if anyone ELSE knows, in that regard alexandria is by far more important. If everyone knew, well it already happened. So alexandria once again is more important. Hell, they might have something about antlantis for some reason XD.
Carl Rosenbaum well what did it carry? blueprints for a rocket ship? i agree it would be very important but for it to change the course of history is (IMO) not global changing, i mean there are other librarys at the time that were older and carrying a lot of knowledge, alexandria was just a copy cat system of as much librarys it can carry. but i would like to see the library more then a non existant city.
Question mentioned that you have all phobias (known) to man kind. So yeah. No such phobia as phobia of phobias. But I see what you were aiming for, and honestly, not bad.
Better dying of a heart attack than having the screams of your family and pets haunting your dreams every night, eventually driving you to suicide because you just can't take it any more. Maybe you'd even go so crazy that you hear their screams in every waking moment, too.
Yeah, lol imagine. You choose to know what happened to Atlantis, after which you find out absolultely nothing happened because it wasn't real, and you just wasted a chance to change the world.
Fuck yeah! Mark knows about the Library at Alexandria, is knowledgeable at human technology progression, and mentioned Age of Empires! I give my utmost amounts of platonic love to you, Mark.
ShiftyRye 27 yeah but you would have to listen to there screams and watch as you peel a way the skin and listen to them beg for mercy as they slowly die. Realistically only somebody who is insane would do that.
Being scared of everything could be taken literally, which would mean you would be afraid of every possible outcome of every situation or instance. So you would probably be afraid of not doing things, or be afraid of something that could potentially happen, in which case, you would basically relive the fear and emotions of skinning and killing your family as well as dumping their corpses into a boiling vat of mercury and ejaculating into it. I'll skin my family.
There's a phobia of the crowd and isolation. So you basically afraid all the time which is similar to ptsd except the fear never goes away. Also, there's a phobia of having phobias... So yeah, have fun :3
you’d be afraid of so much you would likely die from a stress related ailment. basically it’s kill your family or yourself, but slower and more painful
It’s a phobia, you can conquer your fears. Plus, if you had the phobias since your first memory, that gives it plenty of time to get over those phobias. See what I mean? Plus, I have PTSD so in my opinion getting all those phobias and conquering them will make you stronger.
Also, it's a life long event either way. Because if you skin your family alive, your probably going to get PTSD. So I'd rather have all the phobias know to man...
Preston Garvey HOW. YOU LITERALLY DO NOTHING THE WHOLE TIME, YOU HAVE PLENTY OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN ABOUT IT. AND *_NO_* THAT SETTLEMENT DOESN'T NEED MY HELP, I BURNED IT TO THE GROUND
FrostexFlamez a phobia isn't necessarily a mortal fear, it's simple a strong feeling of fear, and like every other feeling it can be surpressed with sufficient meditation and psychological self control
Yeah that one was inextricably horrifying. Although having a phobia of literally everything is also persistent but you can get over it and live with it. Same with trauma. So it just comes down to whether you wanna sacrifice everything you care about or be afraid of everything.
Wait wait wait mark you would rather save a person that got shot and is already seeing Jesus and not see Jesus for 2 hours Mark: yup that seems about right
There are so many phobias in this world that even having them all for a few seconds would most likely cause at least a mental shutdown, if not going into shock and killing yourself
well, most zombies are a product of some disease/virus. cooking the meat will sterilize it. kinda like pork. but eating a zombie that was once human, is still cannibalism. becoming a zombie does not change your species.
well a zombie was on a non cannibal well some of them maybe and there can be zombie animals like herbivore, carnivore, and omnivore and they all become a cannibal so it doesn't seem wrong for some people and pray mantaces/ spiders if there is no other food around.
Katelyn Young You can literally have a heart attack due to too much fear. Also, any mental issue which causes death commonly counts as a mental disease.
If I had to pick one, I'd pick the phobias because if I skinned my family alive I would probably feel extremely guilty and regret my decision and slowly go insane from grief then commit suicide. If I just die of a heart attack my family and pets would still be alive so, phobia is the obvious choice because it is less deaths.
Those "certain" ones are easily curable, only 2 out of 13 STDs (3/13 if you're anti-vax) are not curable, for the curable ones none will do permanent damage if you seek treatment.
Mark is a triplet,
Markiplier, Darkiplier, Wilfred Warfstash
I mean.....yea
BurningFox That's what I was thinking x)
What about Septiplier?
BurningFox
How about boat dog..? ;-) its make no sense but...yeaah...
What about babyplier?
Let's be logical.. if you would have saved the library, maybe it would have informations about what happened to Atlantis.
atlantis isn't real
something not anymore
@@something7836
Yeahh..at least not anymore🤷🏼♀️
Atlantis doesnt matter to me HECK i dont think it exists or maybe it did idk
While Atlantis isn't real, but anyways, you could learn more about Atlantis if you learned more about it by learning ONLY about Atlantis. You could learn among other things like what you said.
You'd probably know what happened to Atlantis if you saved the library anyway!!!!!!!
Werewolf Lover That is a good point
Almost definitely not.
Well I have one question about Atlantis...
BETCH WER
Werewolf Lover good point
That is a good point, because you could also learn what happened to a bunch of shit
“I’ll take the cup of piss”
You were never supposed to actually do it...
Abby Johnson little did we know
he had to use his stand to keep the piss in his teeth (reference)
@@falco7626 I GET THAT REFERENCE
@@StepOne1 So you are one of the blessed ones XD
@@falco7626 I swear down that better not be a jojo reference
I love Mark's descriptions on how Atlantis sank
Honestly I do too lol Markiplier needs to write history books
They made a nuke and blew themselves to SHIT
"They made a nuke and blew themselves to shit"
@@berglastwagon5660😅
I literally couldn't stop laughing at 1:49 when mark went into rage mode and started screaming about how nobody gave crap about Atlantis
posion ivy17 lol
posion ivy17 I agree entirely, I wouldn't have expected Atlantis to win!
no every DID give a crap about atlantis that's why he was pissed cause he thought no one would choose it but they did
66% chose the Atlantis one, it did win
posion ivy17 true 👌
"I won't kick a baby because I'll look bad"
Says the guy who blew up Detroit for Cake
Anti Social Media Good one 😂
but its cake
Mm
Pp
Mom
..p
L
A wise old man once said
"AHHH MY INTESTINES I HOPE THEY TASTE BAD FOR YOU"
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“Who knows where that blood’s from? Who knows what’s in that blood?”
Good point.
“Urine is sterile.”
:|
it really is
@@luck7302 unless they have a uti; wHo kNoWs
Who knows where that urine’s from? Who knows what’s in that urine?
Jason Nguyen Depending on the kind of urine, it is also toxic. Haven’t seen anyone bring it up yet
@@yisongding2951 buuuuuuut getting a uti is better than getting AIDS or something, right? Lol
Anyone remember when Mark said he would blow up Detroit....... For a piece of cake!?
I think it was on will you press the button. Btw Luv your Videos Mark :D
The girl in green To be honest, if I could get away with it I'd do it too. That town is a cesspool.
Who doesn't?
I mean nothing bad will happen with Detroit blown up. besides all the dead people
The girl in green yes
I bet my life the people who wanted to know what happened to Atlantis didn’t even know what the Library of Alexandria was.
What is that? I've never even *HEARD* of it!
Same im a dumbass i do not know this information
Exactly
So basic summary, it was one of the largest, if not the largest, libraries of ancient times (or it was several libraries in the city of Alexandria, not sure), around 300 BC. They aggressively recorded all science, math, literature, etc. that they could find. Then it was burnt down, the exact reasons and perpetrators are unknown.
It's debatable how many years we were set back. Some say the knowledge went down with the library. Others say there were copies of scrolls in other libraries. But if you really wanted to hype it up, you could say stuff like the scientific method and the idea of the solar system would have been widespread by 1st century A.D. as opposed to the 16th century.
Or they just dont care like me
Oh little did he know on a channel, years in the future he would be talking about Atlantis with a guy who did a back flip
I was the 70th like lol
I have my headphones out, and mark just yelled
THIS IS WHY WE HAVE CONDOMS
Same. Except I'm 7 and was in the room with my parents. That was a long talk I did not want to have
Yamama Last nite tho you shouldn’t each Markiplier if you are seven you probably don’t understand any jokes he says
Bully Maguire
Let ‘em do what they want. You don’t know how mature or immature they may be.
But sometimes, I don't get why some people feel comfortable doing ANYTHING around their parents..
Kimberly Gonzales 2.0 fair
Marks explanation of what happened to Atlantis was AMAZING!I'm crying of laughter!
They nuked the fuck out of themselves lol
They made a nuke and blew themselves to shit
How do u cry laughter?
@@xx_anime.edits_xx2085 you laugh and you tear up
DarkNight 098 ???? No
"They made a nuke and blew themselves to shit" is my favorite quote from this video
poop
Epicgamer546 me too
That shit had me dying😂😂😂
Right when I saw this he said it
D egenerate
Game: "kick two baby koalas to death"
*PETA has joined the chat*
peta kills their “saves”
KICK THE DAMN HUMAN BABY
Peta wants to assist you
@@RinDemon5 CPS has joined the chat
the biggest boi “Anti-Vaxxers named Karen” Facebook group has joined the chat
it doesn't specify the age of the "baby", you might be kicking yourself full force
Brian Christiansen they didn’t specify what species it is, so I’d just kick a mosquito baby
I'd just kick a baby sun. AND DIE :D
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
Ash Dean a baby sun is a star nova and or a star nursery that’s wheat happens sometimes when a star dies
didn't specify species so I'd just kick a human baby
Mark: (listing off symptoms of Swine Flu)
Mark: So it's basically the Flu?
Mark: (listing off symptoms of West Nile)
Mark: ...
Mark: WELL THAT'S OBVIOUSLY WORSE!
Yeah that’s true, but very hilarious 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😓😤😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭TOUCH DIS PLSSSSS👇
Lol I mean DA LIKE
@@jun.slefteyeball too late buddy
@@jun.slefteyeball yeah. No
7:37 *THIS IS WHY THEY MAKE CONDOMS*
-I’m dead- 😂
Oof😂
I died😂
@@ishaagweis what is wrong with girls....
Good that im a boy...
Plus preventing pregnancy.
Actually, they’re made to prevent pregnancy, and are better than other forms of pregnancy prevention because they have the added benefit of preventing STD transmission.
@@airplanenoise1379 What.
@@airplanenoise1379 What the hell is wrong with boys like you... Good that I'm a normal girl
"Would you eat a zombie?"
Minecraft players who eat rotten flesh: First time?
True
Would you rather
Eat-
Raw Chicken / Rotten Flesh
Stuhlinger: First time?
@@_username Raw chicken
TBH, The library probably has info on Atlantis
Finally someone commented this
@@Lover_Weeb_ someone from 2 years ago already did lol
Sn00pyD
Oh no... we messed up BAD
Sn00pyD my first thought exactly
Markiplier: "I'd rather take the swine flu! BRING IT ON!!"
Swine Flu: "Challenge excepted"
Correction (4 yrs later lol): accepted*
Accepted
New Video! : "I HAVE SWINE FLU"
Marshland Minkovitz Ali a intro plays *DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN*
@@yusufaliemam I hate ali-a
@@FireCircle-cn7bt thats the point
For the baby one, it never specified which type of baby it was, so just kick a baby carrot or something
PenutButterCat21 U SMART MY BOI
PenutButterCat21 OMG I never thought of that 😂😂
+PenutButterCat21 Carrots have feelings too ya racist
PenutButterCat21 thank you
PenutButterCat21 we think alike lol
Mark: I’ll take the cup of piss
Universe: Your fate has been decided then
I love that mark is screaming to himself in a room just to be uploaded to others who watch it alone and scream and laugh
At least we get a :)sense(: of connection!
Mark getting triggered on the library/Atlantis question was one of the funniest things I've ever scene
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Pookiez Cookiez
Oof, I just felt half of my brain cells commit suicide. Seen, not scene. Just because a word sounds the same doesn't mean it means the same thing.
Jigio Edore oh, sorry... I guess I messed up
Jigio Edore sometimes I can be stupid
Super Thundercrash What?
Mark's ranting about tiny necks, drinking piss, and the nuking of Atlantis.
don't forget the usage of condoms
That too
And butthole hands
Oh please, he nuked Detroit for a piece of cake.
Sounds Legit!
"That's right I wanted to kick the baby"
- Mark Edward Fischbach 2016
1:19
Ya' know what's more expensive than my Ferrari? Knowledge.
Comic Sans please exit to your left your services are not needed here.
Ferrari>Books
"I read a new book every day"
-garage guy
ummm no...
To lopez
1:54 - 2:08 Markiplier wanted to save the library of Alexandria, but it looks like what he got was the knowledge of what happened to Atlantis.
Personally I agree with Mark I would rather save the Library of Alexandria because who knows the knowledge of what happened to Atlantis could be and the Library of Alexandria
Tbh, the Library of Alexandria could have had the information on Atlantis.
says he's going to think about these logically,
talks about how he, a male, is going to birth triplets
That is a logical evaluation of the question. Not a rational evaluation, but it is a logical one.
gotta love mark
Derek360 "having triplets" does not necessarily mean he is birthing them himself
He also said he was going to take them literally basically doing exactly what he did. That question was probably directed towards women so instead of standing behind he does not have to give birth to them he decided to answer the question like how it was meant.
he also said they will be taken in a literal context. This would be an example of that.
5:19 They never said it couldn’t be ice age baby
Punt that thing to the dark ages.
our torture towards ice age baby caused 2020
“I really don’t care that you’re a baby, I’ll snap your neck like a twig”
???
Markiplier: * kicks baby at full force*
People around: OMG WTF!?!
me, an intellectual: GOAL!!!!!!
Koalas fly better, tho.
Yep
Lol
MARKIPLIER: 1
the people: 0!!!
Kick it further next time Mark! F u people! Well do what we want!!
I would've gone with having triplets.
You said you'd use as much logic as possible
*A D O P T*
I'd have the triplets just to get the sibling thing done and over with all at once.
I don't want f ing kids
He didn’t want the responsibility
That is the proper amount of angry to be about the Library of Alexandria.
Right? Who the fuck cares about Atlantis??? We don't even have proof that is was actually real either!
yes we do they found roads under the ocean
but with the Atlantis one, is doesnt specify if anyone ELSE knows, in that regard alexandria is by far more important. If everyone knew, well it already happened. So alexandria once again is more important. Hell, they might have something about antlantis for some reason XD.
Seriously. I fully agree with Mark here. Saving the library would be WAY more helpful.
Carl Rosenbaum well what did it carry? blueprints for a rocket ship? i agree it would be very important but for it to change the course of history is (IMO) not global changing, i mean there are other librarys at the time that were older and carrying a lot of knowledge, alexandria was just a copy cat system of as much librarys it can carry. but i would like to see the library more then a non existant city.
10:22
And this is why Micheal Jackson always wore a glove.
The markiplier triplets: Markiplier, Darkiplier and Warfstache.
Lol
FacelessEnemy no eggs Benedict
Markiplier, Darkiplier, Lightiplier, Dankiplier, ASMRiplier, Babyplier, Chefiplier, and exotic butters
FacelessEnemy Markiplier, Darkiplier, and Girliplier (it's me, you will see soon enough)
Septiplier maybe
Past mark: I will be very logical with this game....
Future mark: Everyone knows what happened to Atlantis, it blew up!
That’s not even the most non logical one
We all know because of South park that kicking baby doesn't kill them if they are canadian
They got them sturdy paperclip heads.
Master Toad true
Master Toad im glad i found a fellow south park watcher and your comment is true according to south park
@Z&D Studio I too am canadian
LOL thats right XD
"Have a huge neck and a small head"
Honestly just sounds like Heavy from tf2 lol
6:23 "WELL THAT'S OBVIOUSLY WORSE!!"
Even if you knew what happened to Atlantis, nobody would believe you or actually do anything about it
What if the Library of Alexandria held the information of what happened to Atlantis.
Mythic Dawn Assassin Atlantis isn't even real😂
I don't think you understand my context... don't strain yourself too hard on that.
what? I'm just pointing out that Atlantis isn't real oh never mind now I understand
Yes it's the place in bio shock. At least I think it is
Caylus Rowe that's rapture.
Mark: It’s all Atlantis?
Would You Rather: Always has been.
"THIS IS WHY THEY MAKE CONDOMS"
-Markiplier 2016
M8 its 2017
yeah but this video was published in 2016
Sayan Gaming its 2017!!!!
Best moment
When he said that, I literally couldnt breath because I was laughing so hard
*thIs iS whY thEY mAkE coNdOMs!!!*
~Markiplier
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄🤣🤣🤣🤣
OOF😂😂😂
So true
D egenerate
Me: I'd kick a baby.
Friend: You haven't even heard the other option though
Me: I'd kick a baby.
Society: *Shame-Shame finger gesture*
LMAO ME!!! xD
lmao would you rather kick two baby koalas to death? didn't think so XD
MY SISTER IS A BABY
understandable.... my cousin had a baby recently, but you don't hear me bragging about it! but also ok :3
2:25
The second option actually happens to him and Ethan in 2020
Have a phobia of phobias so you won't want to have a phobia.
Aron Lervin Thats how you create warmholes
no, you'd just be more afraid of them.
Aron Lervin it's called phobiaphobia. it's real.
Every phobia would have a phobia to counteract it, therefore you wouldn't have any phobias.
Question mentioned that you have all phobias (known) to man kind. So yeah. No such phobia as phobia of phobias. But I see what you were aiming for, and honestly, not bad.
Mark:
If you have a large head but a small neck that's unsteady
Me:
So you will be a life size bobble head GoT iT
Arigames LMFAO 😂
* cough * Jimmy Neutron * cough *
Imagine people were bobbleheads 😂
Necks memes
@@umikip35 humans would be extinct right now or almost
*"THIS IS WHY THEY MAKE CONDOMS!!!"* ~Markiplier quote.
That should totally be put on a Markiplier shirt LMFAO
"I'm getting away from the topic, let's get back to the vaginas." -Mark Fischbach 2016
6
Protection protects.
"THIS IS WHY THEY MAKE CONDOMS!!!" -Markiplier, 2016
11:02 jokes on them having all phobias would contradict the opposing phobias and cancel out your phobias
The is a phobia for everything and I think that's what they mean
Mark: *holds up left hand*
Mark: this is my right hand
Me: *spends 12 years analysing this video*
Me in 12 years: I think your theory is incorrect sir
His thing is like a mirror
Same
My web cam dose the saw thing. It's really trippy
i hope ur kidding be look the direction the cameras facings put up ur hand and boom same direction
It flips the image
My notification sound is the Legend of Zelda secret sound. So i just heard
"IT WAS A CITY OF ALIENS! THEN ONE DAY THEY DECIDED, *zelda noise*"
Lol
Oh my I love hat ga,e
That must have scared the crap out of you
That's great XD
*happy skyward noises
11:15
Your skin wouldn’t crawl. You would litterly go into shock and die of a heart attack from everything. Do you know how many phobias exist???
Austinator 13 id rather die than my pets and family
I have no soul
Better dying of a heart attack than having the screams of your family and pets haunting your dreams every night, eventually driving you to suicide because you just can't take it any more. Maybe you'd even go so crazy that you hear their screams in every waking moment, too.
Okay
Grim but problably true
There is a phobia about having a phobia...
Exactly at 1:02 is where I paused pause there to and you'll see a weird markiplier face
but there is a phobia that just make you fearless of everything so that would extuinguish all phobias
the phobia is calld counterphobia
+iggi Aronsson thank you for nothing 😖
Tiffany Brassell but what did i do?😂😡
that's not a phobia, more of a lack of one...
MacGregor Watkins yes it is
Atlantis wasn't even real. The Library of Alexandria was and housed the knowledge of the world at the time.
Yeah, lol imagine.
You choose to know what happened to Atlantis, after which you find out absolultely nothing happened because it wasn't real, and you just wasted a chance to change the world.
jtbrad lol it was real
Alonzo Ruiz
And your proof to that is?
jtbrad never mind I'm stupid
Right? That was the dumbest question by far. I have a feeling most the people who play this game don't even know what the library of Alexandria is....
11:35 Mark: "Its a lifelong thing or a one day terror"
me: yea, having PTSD from skinning your family alive is a one day thing, for sure mark
You should know by now Mark is doing the one day event.
Meet you there, lol.
Mark: "Imagine if there were three maripliers"
Jack and Pewds: "Mabey there is"
Fuck yeah! Mark knows about the Library at Alexandria, is knowledgeable at human technology progression, and mentioned Age of Empires! I give my utmost amounts of platonic love to you, Mark.
Also; ruin my life, or end the life of people who I feel are strangers to me. Not that hard of a choice.
ShiftyRye 27 yeah but you would have to listen to there screams and watch as you peel a way the skin and listen to them beg for mercy as they slowly die. Realistically only somebody who is insane would do that.
Hehe. Because I'm not insane already...
Internet
"gee Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said!"
Phobias. DEFINITELY. Sure,you would be scared of everything and be like :ah,ooh,aaa noo..,but I don't want to lose my family.
Agame but you were be scared of your familiy😑😑
Agame, same here I couldnt hurt anyone or anything even if my life depends on it. Id rather die than hurt anything. ^-^
I can bearly kill a mosquito, I just couldn't do it.
Being scared of everything could be taken literally, which would mean you would be afraid of every possible outcome of every situation or instance. So you would probably be afraid of not doing things, or be afraid of something that could potentially happen, in which case, you would basically relive the fear and emotions of skinning and killing your family as well as dumping their corpses into a boiling vat of mercury and ejaculating into it.
I'll skin my family.
Agame wouldnt you be afraid of your family
its Monday and im starting my week with Markiplier
DaehanMD same
DaehanMD same
DaehanMD saame
same XD
DaehanMD best way to start a week :-D
“THIS IS WHY WE HAVE CONDOMS!”
Markiplier 2017
I bet Ghandi nuked Atlantis, he always does stuff like that when you're just minding your own business, trying to build a civilization in peace...
Yeah, piece of shit Ghandi
Ha, I see what you did there.
+jacob berglund racists bastards
that is racist to indian people .-i am indian-.
of course I would get the phobias I don't wanna kill my dog. :I
When you are watching mark without headphones with the door open and he screams, "This is why they make CONDOMS!"
OMG me too
Cubie Cuber
lmao same, but luckily I'm home alone xD
lmao that happened to me but wen he got the question a **** on his neck or hand.....im ten XD
Cubie Cuber my mom just woke up and knocked on my door and heard this is why they make condoms
Cubie Cuber my door is open, but I have headphones
if you saved the library of Alexandria then you might know what happened to Atlantis
Blue Lightning Smart child
Blue Lightning wow we have an einstein here
The second question was some heavy foreshadowing for Mark’s inevitable fate
Skinning my Family and pets alive would give me ptsd so I'd go with all the fugin phobias
There's a phobia of the crowd and isolation. So you basically afraid all the time which is similar to ptsd except the fear never goes away. Also, there's a phobia of having phobias... So yeah, have fun :3
you’d be afraid of so much you would likely die from a stress related ailment. basically it’s kill your family or yourself, but slower and more painful
It’s a phobia, you can conquer your fears. Plus, if you had the phobias since your first memory, that gives it plenty of time to get over those phobias. See what I mean? Plus, I have PTSD so in my opinion getting all those phobias and conquering them will make you stronger.
Ava Anders THANK YOU!!
Also all of your family and pets are dead so like
SAVE THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA!!! FOR KNOWLEDGE!!!
Also, it's a life long event either way. Because if you skin your family alive, your probably going to get PTSD. So I'd rather have all the phobias know to man...
The Red Gollom I FREAKING LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC
Wouldn't the doctor save it? That would be an awesome episode.
Perhaps it held the knowledge of what happened to atlantis
Here in my Tardis...
Huge head and small neck
1st thought "It's like an orange on a toothpick!"
7:37 Im glad I was alone while full blasting this...
Pro Tip: Never go full volume when watching Markiplier's vids
Zed Was Here EAR RAPES
or watching sean
Lol
THIS IS WHY THEY HAVE CONDOMS
You should already know better lol
1:53
Mark, not everyone knows what the library of Alexandria is.
Preston Garvey
you learn about it in 6th grade social studies.
adam meyer Not me
Buddy, there's Google for a reason.
I was never taught the library of Alexandria. First time ever hearing about it in fact.
Preston Garvey HOW. YOU LITERALLY DO NOTHING THE WHOLE TIME, YOU HAVE PLENTY OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN ABOUT IT.
AND *_NO_* THAT SETTLEMENT DOESN'T NEED MY HELP, I BURNED IT TO THE GROUND
10:28 mark slowly adopts the perfect Kronk impression
lol your right
hey peter
anyone get that
no
ok
Pixelhurricane 9:08 is even better
I just said, "That sounds like Joe Swanson" right when I saw your comment!
"Kick the baby!"
"Don't kick the baby."
"KICK THE BABY!"
Do NOT give Mark a child.
I think his Google Feud videos are enough to point that out.
Know what happened to Atlantis: *66%*
Mark: *_RANT MODE: ACTIVETED_*
Lucy Cuddle Butt, you are so right! 🤣
1:17
Markiplier: Knowledge
Tai Lopez: **Knowledge intensifies**
Phobias , cause fear can be conquered
you are right i used to be scared of spiders and the DARK
What about the phobia of conquering fears?
DeadCore *mission failed we'll get em next time*
FrostexFlamez Lmfao
FrostexFlamez a phobia isn't necessarily a mortal fear, it's simple a strong feeling of fear, and like every other feeling it can be surpressed with sufficient meditation and psychological self control
11:33
Yes, a “one day event.”
Because ✨ *trauma* ✨ isn’t a thing.
Yeah that one was inextricably horrifying.
Although having a phobia of literally everything is also persistent but you can get over it and live with it. Same with trauma.
So it just comes down to whether you wanna sacrifice everything you care about or be afraid of everything.
8:10
Mark: "This is a matter of engineering"
Me: "I think you need a trade in it to say that"
But he went to college for engineering lmao
Rairakku and dropped out. That's the joke.
OMGGGGG!!!
I NEVER knew that!!! Thank you for enlightening me on this highly important information that NEVER even CROSSED MY MIND!! _-_
You don't have to be a buzzkill about it.
Hopen Tiger i
7:03 I would live in an isolated tower IF there's wifi, so I can watch markiplier or make videos
I hope saving Tupac was better than meeting me Markiplier. I'm deeply offended.
Jesus Christ some people have your name but people say hey Zeus xD
That's because you never answer our prayers.
Don't take it personally JC, he was just following in your foot steps you know. Saving the people
Jesus Christ ded
Emily AJ no he didn't he's dead in heaven
Wait wait wait mark you would rather save a person that got shot and is already seeing Jesus and not see Jesus for 2 hours
Mark: yup that seems about right
you say that like jesus exists. and tupac was a real living breathing person with so much fucking potential. shut the fuck up
@@renrenrenny 📠
@@renrenrenny respect religion you piece of shit
@Camron Greer Not to be rude but he didn't respect religion.
@UCqq6sfy45tXFKvKDAZKAvbg Respect others believes, you sack of shit
I was genuinely startled by his lack of facial hair
Christina A You know this is TWO YEARS OLD, right?
@@CompositeCreativity why did i read it in pewdiepie's voice?
same
its weird
Mars Cates Two words: Old. Video.
@@CompositeCreativity I know im just saying I was startled that's it
id rather have all the phobias known to man because it din'd say how long i woud have them!
I'm pretty sure once you have a phobia it doesn't go away..
wwertio123 oh yeah!!!
There are so many phobias in this world that even having them all for a few seconds would most likely cause at least a mental shutdown, if not going into shock and killing yourself
I had aracnid phobia and it is been gone for a yeat
Bill Cosby well it didn't say you couldn't
HAVE ALL PHOBIAS! I will never be able to live with myself if I harm my family or my pet doggie! NOT DA FAM!
LizzShana BUT I WOULD BE HAUNTED BY MY FAMILY'S SCREAMS! That's worse than being scared by puppies... Maybe.
I agree
what
But think of this. If you are afraid of everything you would get used to being scared and you would stop being scared.
Enchanted Gamer9 Exactly!
10:32 The fact is... My hand always smell like poop...
*K N O W L E D G E*
NAALIDGE
Here in my garage
IS POWER
Le Dog wrong video and TH-camr pal
Joseph Martin Oh... Well where is the right video then?
I need to post my outdated memes somewhere.
*P R E Y M A N T I S P I S S* 2:51
I love your picture so you get a sub
XDDDDD
So?
Was laughing so hard.
100th like
@@blazi2396so yeah
Eating a zombie is probably reverse canniblism.
Dominic Monocello wouldn't throwing up someone be reverse cannibalism
reduced2ash well zombies eat humans and if you eat a zombie... You know where this is going anyways.
well, most zombies are a product of some disease/virus. cooking the meat will sterilize it. kinda like pork. but eating a zombie that was once human, is still cannibalism. becoming a zombie does not change your species.
if we are thinking tecnically then it is still cannibalism, you are still eating flesh its just rotting and decaying before you eat it.
well a zombie was on a non cannibal well some of them maybe and there can be zombie animals like herbivore, carnivore, and omnivore and they all become a cannibal so it doesn't seem wrong for some people and pray mantaces/ spiders if there is no other food around.
1:17 “yeah it’s big brain time”
“Have a huge neck and a small head”
All Might? Is that you?
skinny all might has a big head and small neck lmao
His neck went Plus Ultra
All Neck
Markiplier: the baby-faced, baby kicking, detroit nuking youtuber
detroit blow-uper* if he nuked it, the nuke would also affect near cities/towns/farms
Peyton Petrolia Mark didn't blow up Detroit. Everyone in Detroit would die. Easy solution. Evacuate everyone from detroit
Peyton Petrolia
u know it can be any baby, it didn't say a human baby. just said "baby" so which means i could kick a baby bug
With a hand vagina
You'd probably just have a heart attack and die from all those phobias.
true
Katelyn Young You can literally have a heart attack due to too much fear. Also, any mental issue which causes death commonly counts as a mental disease.
Katelyn has a point
If I had to pick one, I'd pick the phobias because if I skinned my family alive I would probably feel extremely guilty and regret my decision and slowly go insane from grief then commit suicide. If I just die of a heart attack my family and pets would still be alive so, phobia is the obvious choice because it is less deaths.
There is a phobia of phobias
2:12 little does mark know he actually did drink pee in the future
"This is why they make condoms"
Me: condoms don't protect you from ALL STD's
Those "certain" ones are easily curable, only 2 out of 13 STDs (3/13 if you're anti-vax) are not curable, for the curable ones none will do permanent damage if you seek treatment.
@@Skelath what are the 2 that are not curable
@Nolan Akers herpes 1 and 2
@@Skelath plus if you get treatment basically just after, you can kinda cure almost every single STD
PLEASE DONT TELL ME IM THE ONLY ONE WHO KEPT REFRESHING THE PAGE WAITING FOR THIS
literally opened youtube and this was there
You're not alone. XD
Megaloo YOU'RE NOT ALONE I DID THE SAME!
me too or not
Megaloo i did too
7:37 Mark for president...right fucking now
TheOne mark2k16
TheOne truee!! he is so minded yo
Ill take west nile like that, my coma will miss school