KICKING A BABY?! | Would You Rather #8

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  • @burningfox4974
    @burningfox4974 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5440

    Mark is a triplet,
    Markiplier, Darkiplier, Wilfred Warfstash

    • @madisonlaseter8969
      @madisonlaseter8969 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I mean.....yea

    • @neurasty
      @neurasty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      BurningFox That's what I was thinking x)

    • @2hamsolo
      @2hamsolo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      What about Septiplier?

    • @whyhellotherestrangers1883
      @whyhellotherestrangers1883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      BurningFox
      How about boat dog..? ;-) its make no sense but...yeaah...

    • @danilpolunin4255
      @danilpolunin4255 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What about babyplier?

  • @wonderwoman6704
    @wonderwoman6704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5343

    Let's be logical.. if you would have saved the library, maybe it would have informations about what happened to Atlantis.

    • @something7836
      @something7836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      atlantis isn't real

    • @twinarmageddons1657
      @twinarmageddons1657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      something not anymore

    • @wonderwoman6704
      @wonderwoman6704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@something7836
      Yeahh..at least not anymore🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @deadonapollo6465
      @deadonapollo6465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Atlantis doesnt matter to me HECK i dont think it exists or maybe it did idk

    • @presqueezedlemons7170
      @presqueezedlemons7170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      While Atlantis isn't real, but anyways, you could learn more about Atlantis if you learned more about it by learning ONLY about Atlantis. You could learn among other things like what you said.

  • @enbyfabulosity2521
    @enbyfabulosity2521 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5398

    You'd probably know what happened to Atlantis if you saved the library anyway!!!!!!!

    • @penutbuttercat215
      @penutbuttercat215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Werewolf Lover That is a good point

    • @soulrenvods
      @soulrenvods 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Almost definitely not.

    • @p.nk_w
      @p.nk_w 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Well I have one question about Atlantis...
      BETCH WER

    • @tylerbond7282
      @tylerbond7282 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Werewolf Lover good point

    • @pegisis925
      @pegisis925 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That is a good point, because you could also learn what happened to a bunch of shit

  • @likewiser
    @likewiser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    “I’ll take the cup of piss”
    You were never supposed to actually do it...

    • @petermacgregor691
      @petermacgregor691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Abby Johnson little did we know

    • @falco7626
      @falco7626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he had to use his stand to keep the piss in his teeth (reference)

    • @StepOne1
      @StepOne1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@falco7626 I GET THAT REFERENCE

    • @falco7626
      @falco7626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@StepOne1 So you are one of the blessed ones XD

    • @amber06_xx
      @amber06_xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@falco7626 I swear down that better not be a jojo reference

  • @numberjuan4947
    @numberjuan4947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    I love Mark's descriptions on how Atlantis sank

    • @bluestar8700
      @bluestar8700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly I do too lol Markiplier needs to write history books

    • @plazali
      @plazali 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They made a nuke and blew themselves to SHIT

    • @berglastwagon5660
      @berglastwagon5660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "They made a nuke and blew themselves to shit"

    • @anthonywrasslin
      @anthonywrasslin ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@berglastwagon5660😅

  • @posionivy174
    @posionivy174 8 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I literally couldn't stop laughing at 1:49 when mark went into rage mode and started screaming about how nobody gave crap about Atlantis

    • @sbxqnz
      @sbxqnz 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      posion ivy17 lol

    • @ParadiLenKagamineAbelard
      @ParadiLenKagamineAbelard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      posion ivy17 I agree entirely, I wouldn't have expected Atlantis to win!

    • @CassySida
      @CassySida 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no every DID give a crap about atlantis that's why he was pissed cause he thought no one would choose it but they did

    • @CassySida
      @CassySida 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      66% chose the Atlantis one, it did win

    • @harleyquinnlover6649
      @harleyquinnlover6649 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      posion ivy17 true 👌

  • @_antisocialmedia6377
    @_antisocialmedia6377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    "I won't kick a baby because I'll look bad"
    Says the guy who blew up Detroit for Cake

  • @demikim5604
    @demikim5604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    A wise old man once said
    "AHHH MY INTESTINES I HOPE THEY TASTE BAD FOR YOU"

  • @hencethebeetroot
    @hencethebeetroot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    2:12
    “Who knows where that blood’s from? Who knows what’s in that blood?”
    Good point.
    “Urine is sterile.”
    :|

    • @luck7302
      @luck7302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      it really is

    • @yisongding2951
      @yisongding2951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@luck7302 unless they have a uti; wHo kNoWs

    • @hencethebeetroot
      @hencethebeetroot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Who knows where that urine’s from? Who knows what’s in that urine?

    • @isabellelima6101
      @isabellelima6101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Jason Nguyen Depending on the kind of urine, it is also toxic. Haven’t seen anyone bring it up yet

    • @youmakemehappy7
      @youmakemehappy7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@yisongding2951 buuuuuuut getting a uti is better than getting AIDS or something, right? Lol

  • @rockpaperrandom3183
    @rockpaperrandom3183 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2552

    Anyone remember when Mark said he would blow up Detroit....... For a piece of cake!?

    • @rockpaperrandom3183
      @rockpaperrandom3183 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think it was on will you press the button. Btw Luv your Videos Mark :D

    • @Smasho8000
      @Smasho8000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The girl in green To be honest, if I could get away with it I'd do it too. That town is a cesspool.

    • @Patriii0t
      @Patriii0t 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who doesn't?

    • @slothysheets745
      @slothysheets745 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I mean nothing bad will happen with Detroit blown up. besides all the dead people

    • @gravedigger69420
      @gravedigger69420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The girl in green yes

  • @lisa_rue
    @lisa_rue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1258

    I bet my life the people who wanted to know what happened to Atlantis didn’t even know what the Library of Alexandria was.

    • @tofupoo6036
      @tofupoo6036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What is that? I've never even *HEARD* of it!

    • @libertym5614
      @libertym5614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same im a dumbass i do not know this information

    • @maddklown88
      @maddklown88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly

    • @peterma362
      @peterma362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      So basic summary, it was one of the largest, if not the largest, libraries of ancient times (or it was several libraries in the city of Alexandria, not sure), around 300 BC. They aggressively recorded all science, math, literature, etc. that they could find. Then it was burnt down, the exact reasons and perpetrators are unknown.
      It's debatable how many years we were set back. Some say the knowledge went down with the library. Others say there were copies of scrolls in other libraries. But if you really wanted to hype it up, you could say stuff like the scientific method and the idea of the solar system would have been widespread by 1st century A.D. as opposed to the 16th century.

    • @shoga1862
      @shoga1862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or they just dont care like me

  • @Mickly.kirk05
    @Mickly.kirk05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Oh little did he know on a channel, years in the future he would be talking about Atlantis with a guy who did a back flip

  • @absolutenewb2017
    @absolutenewb2017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1437

    I have my headphones out, and mark just yelled
    THIS IS WHY WE HAVE CONDOMS

    • @yamamalastnitetho8260
      @yamamalastnitetho8260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Same. Except I'm 7 and was in the room with my parents. That was a long talk I did not want to have

    • @bullymaguire3137
      @bullymaguire3137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yamama Last nite tho you shouldn’t each Markiplier if you are seven you probably don’t understand any jokes he says

    • @absolutenewb2017
      @absolutenewb2017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Bully Maguire
      Let ‘em do what they want. You don’t know how mature or immature they may be.

    • @cat2.096
      @cat2.096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But sometimes, I don't get why some people feel comfortable doing ANYTHING around their parents..

    • @absolutenewb2017
      @absolutenewb2017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kimberly Gonzales 2.0 fair

  • @nalajohnson1698
    @nalajohnson1698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    Marks explanation of what happened to Atlantis was AMAZING!I'm crying of laughter!

    • @ReaperProject
      @ReaperProject 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They nuked the fuck out of themselves lol

    • @stupidfish6043
      @stupidfish6043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They made a nuke and blew themselves to shit

    • @xx_anime.edits_xx2085
      @xx_anime.edits_xx2085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How do u cry laughter?

    • @Moonshine449
      @Moonshine449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@xx_anime.edits_xx2085 you laugh and you tear up

    • @xx_anime.edits_xx2085
      @xx_anime.edits_xx2085 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DarkNight 098 ???? No

  • @andromeda54612
    @andromeda54612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    "They made a nuke and blew themselves to shit" is my favorite quote from this video

  • @RyanB0824
    @RyanB0824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Game: "kick two baby koalas to death"
    *PETA has joined the chat*

    • @adamyusuf1805
      @adamyusuf1805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      peta kills their “saves”

    • @RinDemon5
      @RinDemon5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      KICK THE DAMN HUMAN BABY

    • @rhysofsneezingdragon1758
      @rhysofsneezingdragon1758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Peta wants to assist you

    • @locomite6088
      @locomite6088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RinDemon5 CPS has joined the chat

    • @a-very-monday-tuesday
      @a-very-monday-tuesday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the biggest boi “Anti-Vaxxers named Karen” Facebook group has joined the chat

  • @brianchristiansen6822
    @brianchristiansen6822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    it doesn't specify the age of the "baby", you might be kicking yourself full force

    • @mr.memerman128
      @mr.memerman128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Brian Christiansen they didn’t specify what species it is, so I’d just kick a mosquito baby

    • @justanormalspearton9490
      @justanormalspearton9490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd just kick a baby sun. AND DIE :D

    • @panzerkampfwagentigerausf.4352
      @panzerkampfwagentigerausf.4352 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

    • @gamingwithlexi4558
      @gamingwithlexi4558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ash Dean a baby sun is a star nova and or a star nursery that’s wheat happens sometimes when a star dies

    • @AphoticGoblin
      @AphoticGoblin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      didn't specify species so I'd just kick a human baby

  • @the1stwing
    @the1stwing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    Mark: (listing off symptoms of Swine Flu)
    Mark: So it's basically the Flu?
    Mark: (listing off symptoms of West Nile)
    Mark: ...
    Mark: WELL THAT'S OBVIOUSLY WORSE!

    • @landonalbarran764
      @landonalbarran764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah that’s true, but very hilarious 🤣

    • @jun.slefteyeball
      @jun.slefteyeball 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😓😤😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭TOUCH DIS PLSSSSS👇

    • @jun.slefteyeball
      @jun.slefteyeball 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol I mean DA LIKE

    • @niko-oy1cq
      @niko-oy1cq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jun.slefteyeball too late buddy

    • @disc42
      @disc42 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jun.slefteyeball yeah. No

  • @nicolemccarthy9610
    @nicolemccarthy9610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    7:37 *THIS IS WHY THEY MAKE CONDOMS*
    -I’m dead- 😂

    • @ishaagweis
      @ishaagweis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oof😂
      I died😂

    • @airplanenoise1379
      @airplanenoise1379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ishaagweis what is wrong with girls....
      Good that im a boy...

    • @PokeMageTech
      @PokeMageTech 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Plus preventing pregnancy.
      Actually, they’re made to prevent pregnancy, and are better than other forms of pregnancy prevention because they have the added benefit of preventing STD transmission.

    • @xanderdoesnt
      @xanderdoesnt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@airplanenoise1379 What.

    • @idunnowhattoputhere05
      @idunnowhattoputhere05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@airplanenoise1379 What the hell is wrong with boys like you... Good that I'm a normal girl

  • @wind_yeet7294
    @wind_yeet7294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    "Would you eat a zombie?"
    Minecraft players who eat rotten flesh: First time?

    • @Shrek_Now_go_away
      @Shrek_Now_go_away 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @_username
      @_username 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would you rather
      Eat-
      Raw Chicken / Rotten Flesh

    • @n.m.e.7898
      @n.m.e.7898 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stuhlinger: First time?

    • @RomanSimkins
      @RomanSimkins 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_username Raw chicken

  • @MimuSan.
    @MimuSan. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    TBH, The library probably has info on Atlantis

    • @Lover_Weeb_
      @Lover_Weeb_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Finally someone commented this

    • @josep5742
      @josep5742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Lover_Weeb_ someone from 2 years ago already did lol

    • @northsun9514
      @northsun9514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sn00pyD
      Oh no... we messed up BAD

    • @Space_Potat
      @Space_Potat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sn00pyD my first thought exactly

  • @charlesray5511
    @charlesray5511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Markiplier: "I'd rather take the swine flu! BRING IT ON!!"
    Swine Flu: "Challenge excepted"
    Correction (4 yrs later lol): accepted*

    • @Sinpathie
      @Sinpathie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Accepted

    • @umikip35
      @umikip35 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      New Video! : "I HAVE SWINE FLU"

    • @yusufaliemam
      @yusufaliemam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marshland Minkovitz Ali a intro plays *DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN*

    • @FireCircle-cn7bt
      @FireCircle-cn7bt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yusufaliemam I hate ali-a

    • @something7836
      @something7836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FireCircle-cn7bt thats the point

  • @penutbuttercat215
    @penutbuttercat215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    For the baby one, it never specified which type of baby it was, so just kick a baby carrot or something

    • @Quince477
      @Quince477 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      PenutButterCat21 U SMART MY BOI

    • @ashenn19
      @ashenn19 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PenutButterCat21 OMG I never thought of that 😂😂

    • @PersianPlatypus
      @PersianPlatypus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +PenutButterCat21 Carrots have feelings too ya racist

    • @mewsapprentice3311
      @mewsapprentice3311 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      PenutButterCat21 thank you

    • @mewsapprentice3311
      @mewsapprentice3311 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      PenutButterCat21 we think alike lol

  • @acegamer9347
    @acegamer9347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Mark: I’ll take the cup of piss
    Universe: Your fate has been decided then

  • @twyonneware
    @twyonneware 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I love that mark is screaming to himself in a room just to be uploaded to others who watch it alone and scream and laugh

    • @danieljohn9257
      @danieljohn9257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least we get a :)sense(: of connection!

  • @lukaslee4810
    @lukaslee4810 7 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Mark getting triggered on the library/Atlantis question was one of the funniest things I've ever scene

    • @lukaslee4810
      @lukaslee4810 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @ethangoodrow50
      @ethangoodrow50 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pookiez Cookiez
      Oof, I just felt half of my brain cells commit suicide. Seen, not scene. Just because a word sounds the same doesn't mean it means the same thing.

    • @lukaslee4810
      @lukaslee4810 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jigio Edore oh, sorry... I guess I messed up

    • @lukaslee4810
      @lukaslee4810 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jigio Edore sometimes I can be stupid

    • @lukaslee4810
      @lukaslee4810 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Super Thundercrash What?

  • @t-greenrock404
    @t-greenrock404 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Mark's ranting about tiny necks, drinking piss, and the nuking of Atlantis.

  • @Dead_Pegasus
    @Dead_Pegasus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "That's right I wanted to kick the baby"
    - Mark Edward Fischbach 2016

  • @comicsans6138
    @comicsans6138 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    1:19
    Ya' know what's more expensive than my Ferrari? Knowledge.

  • @genericgoat
    @genericgoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    1:54 - 2:08 Markiplier wanted to save the library of Alexandria, but it looks like what he got was the knowledge of what happened to Atlantis.

    • @bluespecspartan
      @bluespecspartan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Personally I agree with Mark I would rather save the Library of Alexandria because who knows the knowledge of what happened to Atlantis could be and the Library of Alexandria

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tbh, the Library of Alexandria could have had the information on Atlantis.

  • @CrazySailor1637
    @CrazySailor1637 8 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    says he's going to think about these logically,
    talks about how he, a male, is going to birth triplets

    • @Kreed360
      @Kreed360 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is a logical evaluation of the question. Not a rational evaluation, but it is a logical one.

    • @freyavs2730
      @freyavs2730 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      gotta love mark

    • @CrazySailor1637
      @CrazySailor1637 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Derek360 "having triplets" does not necessarily mean he is birthing them himself

    • @WhiteBlaq
      @WhiteBlaq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He also said he was going to take them literally basically doing exactly what he did. That question was probably directed towards women so instead of standing behind he does not have to give birth to them he decided to answer the question like how it was meant.

    • @Nicolai-Syn
      @Nicolai-Syn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he also said they will be taken in a literal context. This would be an example of that.

  • @ryancoomer3009
    @ryancoomer3009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    5:19 They never said it couldn’t be ice age baby

    • @boop7784
      @boop7784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Punt that thing to the dark ages.

    • @painedfetus8210
      @painedfetus8210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      our torture towards ice age baby caused 2020

    • @princemorveux
      @princemorveux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “I really don’t care that you’re a baby, I’ll snap your neck like a twig”

    • @janvesely1087
      @janvesely1087 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ???

  • @adamxei9073
    @adamxei9073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    Markiplier: * kicks baby at full force*
    People around: OMG WTF!?!
    me, an intellectual: GOAL!!!!!!

    • @green_pikmin
      @green_pikmin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Koalas fly better, tho.

    • @donaleepitman674
      @donaleepitman674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep

    • @ktmrider4wheller852
      @ktmrider4wheller852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @karmak5461
      @karmak5461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MARKIPLIER: 1
      the people: 0!!!

    • @cvat4233
      @cvat4233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kick it further next time Mark! F u people! Well do what we want!!

  • @edwardmeyers4466
    @edwardmeyers4466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I would've gone with having triplets.
    You said you'd use as much logic as possible
    *A D O P T*

    • @TheMilwaukeeProtocol
      @TheMilwaukeeProtocol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd have the triplets just to get the sibling thing done and over with all at once.

    • @j0hn65
      @j0hn65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't want f ing kids

    • @adamyusuf1805
      @adamyusuf1805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He didn’t want the responsibility

  • @Cadian575
    @Cadian575 8 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    That is the proper amount of angry to be about the Library of Alexandria.

    • @NeonPandaLyrics
      @NeonPandaLyrics 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Right? Who the fuck cares about Atlantis??? We don't even have proof that is was actually real either!

    • @dankmeeemes7464
      @dankmeeemes7464 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes we do they found roads under the ocean

    • @mcnt9506
      @mcnt9506 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      but with the Atlantis one, is doesnt specify if anyone ELSE knows, in that regard alexandria is by far more important. If everyone knew, well it already happened. So alexandria once again is more important. Hell, they might have something about antlantis for some reason XD.

    • @sgtbraken1345
      @sgtbraken1345 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Seriously. I fully agree with Mark here. Saving the library would be WAY more helpful.

    • @sebili0n99
      @sebili0n99 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carl Rosenbaum well what did it carry? blueprints for a rocket ship? i agree it would be very important but for it to change the course of history is (IMO) not global changing, i mean there are other librarys at the time that were older and carrying a lot of knowledge, alexandria was just a copy cat system of as much librarys it can carry. but i would like to see the library more then a non existant city.

  • @Hijinxx772
    @Hijinxx772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    10:22
    And this is why Micheal Jackson always wore a glove.

  • @facelessenemy3755
    @facelessenemy3755 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1353

    The markiplier triplets: Markiplier, Darkiplier and Warfstache.

    • @sleepyboi955
      @sleepyboi955 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @dontatouchame4924
      @dontatouchame4924 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FacelessEnemy no eggs Benedict

    • @justinm4183
      @justinm4183 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Markiplier, Darkiplier, Lightiplier, Dankiplier, ASMRiplier, Babyplier, Chefiplier, and exotic butters

    • @thissmiss6563
      @thissmiss6563 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FacelessEnemy Markiplier, Darkiplier, and Girliplier (it's me, you will see soon enough)

    • @BonkExclamationPoint
      @BonkExclamationPoint 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Septiplier maybe

  • @rabekuhleblanc8553
    @rabekuhleblanc8553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Past mark: I will be very logical with this game....
    Future mark: Everyone knows what happened to Atlantis, it blew up!

  • @angryduck4802
    @angryduck4802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    We all know because of South park that kicking baby doesn't kill them if they are canadian

    • @leoterss
      @leoterss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They got them sturdy paperclip heads.

    • @landynmariah6411
      @landynmariah6411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Master Toad true

    • @purplewingo3o839
      @purplewingo3o839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Master Toad im glad i found a fellow south park watcher and your comment is true according to south park

    • @angryduck4802
      @angryduck4802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Z&D Studio I too am canadian

    • @ryandupuis5860
      @ryandupuis5860 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL thats right XD

  • @raginggamergirl1235
    @raginggamergirl1235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Have a huge neck and a small head"
    Honestly just sounds like Heavy from tf2 lol

  • @nehapatole6185
    @nehapatole6185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    6:23 "WELL THAT'S OBVIOUSLY WORSE!!"

  • @enderstriker0718
    @enderstriker0718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Even if you knew what happened to Atlantis, nobody would believe you or actually do anything about it

  • @SilverRagaire
    @SilverRagaire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    What if the Library of Alexandria held the information of what happened to Atlantis.

    • @sooup1387
      @sooup1387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mythic Dawn Assassin Atlantis isn't even real😂

    • @SilverRagaire
      @SilverRagaire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't think you understand my context... don't strain yourself too hard on that.

    • @sooup1387
      @sooup1387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what? I'm just pointing out that Atlantis isn't real oh never mind now I understand

    • @nikki6296
      @nikki6296 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes it's the place in bio shock. At least I think it is

    • @darkwolfyt6443
      @darkwolfyt6443 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caylus Rowe that's rapture.

  • @williamlongshot972
    @williamlongshot972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Mark: It’s all Atlantis?
    Would You Rather: Always has been.

  • @ratsmasher9455
    @ratsmasher9455 7 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "THIS IS WHY THEY MAKE CONDOMS"
    -Markiplier 2016

    • @fluffyman9094
      @fluffyman9094 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      M8 its 2017

    • @jojabean4417
      @jojabean4417 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah but this video was published in 2016

    • @teagand172
      @teagand172 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sayan Gaming its 2017!!!!

    • @pedroc.machado6648
      @pedroc.machado6648 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best moment

    • @brandentoda3402
      @brandentoda3402 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      When he said that, I literally couldnt breath because I was laughing so hard

  • @gurogoth
    @gurogoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    *thIs iS whY thEY mAkE coNdOMs!!!*
    ~Markiplier

    • @ruler255
      @ruler255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jun.slefteyeball
      @jun.slefteyeball 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ishaagweis
      @ishaagweis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OOF😂😂😂

    • @ambermichele7067
      @ambermichele7067 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true

    • @Cybersharky_
      @Cybersharky_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      D egenerate

  • @lukeblue7700
    @lukeblue7700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Me: I'd kick a baby.
    Friend: You haven't even heard the other option though
    Me: I'd kick a baby.

    • @camronhero1459
      @camronhero1459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Society: *Shame-Shame finger gesture*

    • @ecogreen123
      @ecogreen123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO ME!!! xD

    • @ecogreen123
      @ecogreen123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmao would you rather kick two baby koalas to death? didn't think so XD

    • @carriemoore3643
      @carriemoore3643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MY SISTER IS A BABY

    • @ecogreen123
      @ecogreen123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      understandable.... my cousin had a baby recently, but you don't hear me bragging about it! but also ok :3

  • @anthonydicaire7556
    @anthonydicaire7556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:25
    The second option actually happens to him and Ethan in 2020

  • @LightningSe7en
    @LightningSe7en 8 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Have a phobia of phobias so you won't want to have a phobia.

    • @NoahWolfWiseKingWolf
      @NoahWolfWiseKingWolf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Aron Lervin Thats how you create warmholes

    • @toustik5451
      @toustik5451 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      no, you'd just be more afraid of them.

    • @joshsquidlyburgh5820
      @joshsquidlyburgh5820 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Aron Lervin it's called phobiaphobia. it's real.

    • @mannofdober873
      @mannofdober873 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Every phobia would have a phobia to counteract it, therefore you wouldn't have any phobias.

    • @prince12ayman
      @prince12ayman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Question mentioned that you have all phobias (known) to man kind. So yeah. No such phobia as phobia of phobias. But I see what you were aiming for, and honestly, not bad.

  • @itsariannalindsay
    @itsariannalindsay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Mark:
    If you have a large head but a small neck that's unsteady
    Me:
    So you will be a life size bobble head GoT iT

    • @itsjess7416
      @itsjess7416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arigames LMFAO 😂

    • @mischievousgames9130
      @mischievousgames9130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      * cough * Jimmy Neutron * cough *

    • @umikip35
      @umikip35 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine people were bobbleheads 😂

    • @bleach4694
      @bleach4694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Necks memes

    • @FireCircle-cn7bt
      @FireCircle-cn7bt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@umikip35 humans would be extinct right now or almost

  • @koduhbear
    @koduhbear 8 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    *"THIS IS WHY THEY MAKE CONDOMS!!!"* ~Markiplier quote.

    • @acecountry55
      @acecountry55 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That should totally be put on a Markiplier shirt LMFAO

    • @mitchellroberts9626
      @mitchellroberts9626 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "I'm getting away from the topic, let's get back to the vaginas." -Mark Fischbach 2016

    • @maritorres60
      @maritorres60 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      6

    • @h2no456
      @h2no456 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Protection protects.

    • @jaroslavtalian7838
      @jaroslavtalian7838 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "THIS IS WHY THEY MAKE CONDOMS!!!" -Markiplier, 2016

  • @CykMyBlyat59
    @CykMyBlyat59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    11:02 jokes on them having all phobias would contradict the opposing phobias and cancel out your phobias

    • @Pheebs3112
      @Pheebs3112 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The is a phobia for everything and I think that's what they mean

  • @thegoblin8269
    @thegoblin8269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Mark: *holds up left hand*
    Mark: this is my right hand
    Me: *spends 12 years analysing this video*
    Me in 12 years: I think your theory is incorrect sir

  • @stupidmarioplushchannel6388
    @stupidmarioplushchannel6388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    My notification sound is the Legend of Zelda secret sound. So i just heard
    "IT WAS A CITY OF ALIENS! THEN ONE DAY THEY DECIDED, *zelda noise*"

  • @austinator1387
    @austinator1387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    11:15
    Your skin wouldn’t crawl. You would litterly go into shock and die of a heart attack from everything. Do you know how many phobias exist???

    • @c1nn1andbigly6
      @c1nn1andbigly6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Austinator 13 id rather die than my pets and family

    • @1111-p6n
      @1111-p6n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have no soul

    • @Heathenfidel
      @Heathenfidel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Better dying of a heart attack than having the screams of your family and pets haunting your dreams every night, eventually driving you to suicide because you just can't take it any more. Maybe you'd even go so crazy that you hear their screams in every waking moment, too.

    • @austinator1387
      @austinator1387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Okay
      Grim but problably true

    • @GrizzleyBearington
      @GrizzleyBearington 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There is a phobia about having a phobia...

  • @foxxymok9166
    @foxxymok9166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Exactly at 1:02 is where I paused pause there to and you'll see a weird markiplier face

  • @iggiaronsson
    @iggiaronsson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    but there is a phobia that just make you fearless of everything so that would extuinguish all phobias

    • @iggiaronsson
      @iggiaronsson 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      the phobia is calld counterphobia

    • @tiffanybrassell3490
      @tiffanybrassell3490 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +iggi Aronsson thank you for nothing 😖

    • @iggiaronsson
      @iggiaronsson 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tiffany Brassell but what did i do?😂😡

    • @maxtube1952
      @maxtube1952 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's not a phobia, more of a lack of one...

    • @iggiaronsson
      @iggiaronsson 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      MacGregor Watkins yes it is

  • @jtbrad
    @jtbrad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    Atlantis wasn't even real. The Library of Alexandria was and housed the knowledge of the world at the time.

    • @Rozwarty
      @Rozwarty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Yeah, lol imagine.
      You choose to know what happened to Atlantis, after which you find out absolultely nothing happened because it wasn't real, and you just wasted a chance to change the world.

    • @alonzoruiz3591
      @alonzoruiz3591 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      jtbrad lol it was real

    • @jtbrad
      @jtbrad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Alonzo Ruiz
      And your proof to that is?

    • @alonzoruiz3591
      @alonzoruiz3591 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      jtbrad never mind I'm stupid

    • @eggheadchristian
      @eggheadchristian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Right? That was the dumbest question by far. I have a feeling most the people who play this game don't even know what the library of Alexandria is....

  • @rowc.9378
    @rowc.9378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    11:35 Mark: "Its a lifelong thing or a one day terror"
    me: yea, having PTSD from skinning your family alive is a one day thing, for sure mark

    • @GludiusMaximus
      @GludiusMaximus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should know by now Mark is doing the one day event.
      Meet you there, lol.

  • @emberdusk5278
    @emberdusk5278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Mark: "Imagine if there were three maripliers"
    Jack and Pewds: "Mabey there is"

  • @shiftyrye2743
    @shiftyrye2743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Fuck yeah! Mark knows about the Library at Alexandria, is knowledgeable at human technology progression, and mentioned Age of Empires! I give my utmost amounts of platonic love to you, Mark.

    • @shiftyrye2743
      @shiftyrye2743 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also; ruin my life, or end the life of people who I feel are strangers to me. Not that hard of a choice.

    • @runehood6
      @runehood6 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ShiftyRye 27 yeah but you would have to listen to there screams and watch as you peel a way the skin and listen to them beg for mercy as they slowly die. Realistically only somebody who is insane would do that.

    • @shiftyrye2743
      @shiftyrye2743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hehe. Because I'm not insane already...

    • @jmanyes
      @jmanyes 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Internet

    • @StarberryCreetH
      @StarberryCreetH 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "gee Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said!"

  • @andrejsevo
    @andrejsevo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Phobias. DEFINITELY. Sure,you would be scared of everything and be like :ah,ooh,aaa noo..,but I don't want to lose my family.

    • @howtofixthis2709
      @howtofixthis2709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Agame but you were be scared of your familiy😑😑

    • @Emily-rl5tk
      @Emily-rl5tk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agame, same here I couldnt hurt anyone or anything even if my life depends on it. Id rather die than hurt anything. ^-^

    • @totalweirdo8538
      @totalweirdo8538 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can bearly kill a mosquito, I just couldn't do it.

    • @antonioanarchism499
      @antonioanarchism499 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Being scared of everything could be taken literally, which would mean you would be afraid of every possible outcome of every situation or instance. So you would probably be afraid of not doing things, or be afraid of something that could potentially happen, in which case, you would basically relive the fear and emotions of skinning and killing your family as well as dumping their corpses into a boiling vat of mercury and ejaculating into it.
      I'll skin my family.

    • @wattsonbread8716
      @wattsonbread8716 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agame wouldnt you be afraid of your family

  • @DaehanKim
    @DaehanKim 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    its Monday and im starting my week with Markiplier

  • @LordOfAllThatIsGolden
    @LordOfAllThatIsGolden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “THIS IS WHY WE HAVE CONDOMS!”
    Markiplier 2017

  • @BastisBalance
    @BastisBalance 8 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    I bet Ghandi nuked Atlantis, he always does stuff like that when you're just minding your own business, trying to build a civilization in peace...

    • @jacobberglund2010
      @jacobberglund2010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, piece of shit Ghandi

    • @athelas04
      @athelas04 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ha, I see what you did there.

    • @VeryClassyDemon
      @VeryClassyDemon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +jacob berglund racists bastards

    • @atiquekhan7069
      @atiquekhan7069 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that is racist to indian people .-i am indian-.

    • @exsplorersofjamma8391
      @exsplorersofjamma8391 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      of course I would get the phobias I don't wanna kill my dog. :I

  • @radiostation6366
    @radiostation6366 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    When you are watching mark without headphones with the door open and he screams, "This is why they make CONDOMS!"

    • @emilythereal3875
      @emilythereal3875 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG me too

    • @crazycaira2885
      @crazycaira2885 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cubie Cuber
      lmao same, but luckily I'm home alone xD

    • @shilohtheblackandbluewolf1065
      @shilohtheblackandbluewolf1065 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao that happened to me but wen he got the question a **** on his neck or hand.....im ten XD

    • @annam3863
      @annam3863 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cubie Cuber my mom just woke up and knocked on my door and heard this is why they make condoms

    • @mlpashley9872
      @mlpashley9872 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cubie Cuber my door is open, but I have headphones

  • @rnoc556
    @rnoc556 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    if you saved the library of Alexandria then you might know what happened to Atlantis

    • @xghostx6868
      @xghostx6868 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Blue Lightning Smart child

    • @pleku2889
      @pleku2889 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blue Lightning wow we have an einstein here

  • @seti3bb
    @seti3bb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The second question was some heavy foreshadowing for Mark’s inevitable fate

  • @rayofsunshine098
    @rayofsunshine098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Skinning my Family and pets alive would give me ptsd so I'd go with all the fugin phobias

    • @hexxvixtar3283
      @hexxvixtar3283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There's a phobia of the crowd and isolation. So you basically afraid all the time which is similar to ptsd except the fear never goes away. Also, there's a phobia of having phobias... So yeah, have fun :3

    • @rowynandres
      @rowynandres 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      you’d be afraid of so much you would likely die from a stress related ailment. basically it’s kill your family or yourself, but slower and more painful

    • @The_Fierce_Deity
      @The_Fierce_Deity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s a phobia, you can conquer your fears. Plus, if you had the phobias since your first memory, that gives it plenty of time to get over those phobias. See what I mean? Plus, I have PTSD so in my opinion getting all those phobias and conquering them will make you stronger.

    • @rayofsunshine098
      @rayofsunshine098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ava Anders THANK YOU!!

    • @chuckled125
      @chuckled125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also all of your family and pets are dead so like

  • @RomanusVII
    @RomanusVII 8 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    SAVE THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA!!! FOR KNOWLEDGE!!!

    • @RomanusVII
      @RomanusVII 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also, it's a life long event either way. Because if you skin your family alive, your probably going to get PTSD. So I'd rather have all the phobias know to man...

    • @haybear04
      @haybear04 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Red Gollom I FREAKING LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC

    • @PorcupineTheOneandOnly
      @PorcupineTheOneandOnly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wouldn't the doctor save it? That would be an awesome episode.

    • @ryankunst668
      @ryankunst668 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Perhaps it held the knowledge of what happened to atlantis

    • @TheFrodoBaggins33
      @TheFrodoBaggins33 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Here in my Tardis...

  • @zureamiraryu9566
    @zureamiraryu9566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Huge head and small neck
    1st thought "It's like an orange on a toothpick!"

  • @BruhPK
    @BruhPK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:37 Im glad I was alone while full blasting this...

  • @usurpxix3931
    @usurpxix3931 7 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Pro Tip: Never go full volume when watching Markiplier's vids

  • @bluesoldier1141
    @bluesoldier1141 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    1:53
    Mark, not everyone knows what the library of Alexandria is.

    • @QockNobblr
      @QockNobblr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Preston Garvey
      you learn about it in 6th grade social studies.

    • @axellion9951
      @axellion9951 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      adam meyer Not me

    • @ZGoenMusic
      @ZGoenMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Buddy, there's Google for a reason.

    • @austism7305
      @austism7305 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was never taught the library of Alexandria. First time ever hearing about it in fact.

    • @Warden_Vtel
      @Warden_Vtel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Preston Garvey HOW. YOU LITERALLY DO NOTHING THE WHOLE TIME, YOU HAVE PLENTY OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN ABOUT IT.
      AND *_NO_* THAT SETTLEMENT DOESN'T NEED MY HELP, I BURNED IT TO THE GROUND

  • @Pixelhurricane
    @Pixelhurricane 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    10:28 mark slowly adopts the perfect Kronk impression

    • @chandlerdierking3923
      @chandlerdierking3923 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol your right

    • @shebeawesome6200
      @shebeawesome6200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hey peter
      anyone get that
      no
      ok

    • @WubbyPunch
      @WubbyPunch 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pixelhurricane 9:08 is even better

    • @titanmancrazy4402
      @titanmancrazy4402 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just said, "That sounds like Joe Swanson" right when I saw your comment!

  • @ilovedogs2765
    @ilovedogs2765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Kick the baby!"
    "Don't kick the baby."
    "KICK THE BABY!"

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do NOT give Mark a child.
      I think his Google Feud videos are enough to point that out.

  • @lucycuddlebutt9877
    @lucycuddlebutt9877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Know what happened to Atlantis: *66%*
    Mark: *_RANT MODE: ACTIVETED_*

    • @landonalbarran764
      @landonalbarran764 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucy Cuddle Butt, you are so right! 🤣

  • @phoenixteargaming
    @phoenixteargaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:17
    Markiplier: Knowledge
    Tai Lopez: **Knowledge intensifies**

  • @OLDFrostexFlamez
    @OLDFrostexFlamez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Phobias , cause fear can be conquered

    • @fire7540
      @fire7540 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      you are right i used to be scared of spiders and the DARK

    • @Seveth713
      @Seveth713 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What about the phobia of conquering fears?

    • @OLDFrostexFlamez
      @OLDFrostexFlamez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      DeadCore *mission failed we'll get em next time*

    • @gothicc6544
      @gothicc6544 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      FrostexFlamez Lmfao

    • @j1a2y3m4y5
      @j1a2y3m4y5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FrostexFlamez a phobia isn't necessarily a mortal fear, it's simple a strong feeling of fear, and like every other feeling it can be surpressed with sufficient meditation and psychological self control

  • @waffleking7924
    @waffleking7924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    11:33
    Yes, a “one day event.”
    Because ✨ *trauma* ✨ isn’t a thing.

    • @amp8295
      @amp8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah that one was inextricably horrifying.
      Although having a phobia of literally everything is also persistent but you can get over it and live with it. Same with trauma.
      So it just comes down to whether you wanna sacrifice everything you care about or be afraid of everything.

  • @hopenguy
    @hopenguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    8:10
    Mark: "This is a matter of engineering"
    Me: "I think you need a trade in it to say that"

    • @raymeownd
      @raymeownd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But he went to college for engineering lmao

    • @beardedemperor
      @beardedemperor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rairakku and dropped out. That's the joke.

    • @raymeownd
      @raymeownd 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMGGGGG!!!
      I NEVER knew that!!! Thank you for enlightening me on this highly important information that NEVER even CROSSED MY MIND!! _-_

    • @flying-magpie
      @flying-magpie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don't have to be a buzzkill about it.

    • @ncrranger5186
      @ncrranger5186 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopen Tiger i

  • @Hannah-tc8dr
    @Hannah-tc8dr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    7:03 I would live in an isolated tower IF there's wifi, so I can watch markiplier or make videos

  • @cleverusername6550
    @cleverusername6550 8 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    I hope saving Tupac was better than meeting me Markiplier. I'm deeply offended.

    • @sandvichnomster3560
      @sandvichnomster3560 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jesus Christ some people have your name but people say hey Zeus xD

    • @youknowyoufuckedupright3058
      @youknowyoufuckedupright3058 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's because you never answer our prayers.

    • @gladiatorgodclassic1
      @gladiatorgodclassic1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Don't take it personally JC, he was just following in your foot steps you know. Saving the people

    • @emilybeem9595
      @emilybeem9595 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jesus Christ ded

    • @stephenpesantes293
      @stephenpesantes293 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emily AJ no he didn't he's dead in heaven

  • @alexdmomy5128
    @alexdmomy5128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Wait wait wait mark you would rather save a person that got shot and is already seeing Jesus and not see Jesus for 2 hours
    Mark: yup that seems about right

    • @renrenrenny
      @renrenrenny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you say that like jesus exists. and tupac was a real living breathing person with so much fucking potential. shut the fuck up

    • @Scl3rot1c
      @Scl3rot1c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@renrenrenny 📠

    • @dinoraur7931
      @dinoraur7931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@renrenrenny respect religion you piece of shit

    • @shadowfighter6197
      @shadowfighter6197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Camron Greer Not to be rude but he didn't respect religion.

    • @shadowfighter6197
      @shadowfighter6197 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @UCqq6sfy45tXFKvKDAZKAvbg Respect others believes, you sack of shit

  • @frostyx1531
    @frostyx1531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I was genuinely startled by his lack of facial hair

    • @CompositeCreativity
      @CompositeCreativity 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christina A You know this is TWO YEARS OLD, right?

    • @no-hn8dg
      @no-hn8dg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CompositeCreativity why did i read it in pewdiepie's voice?

    • @marzipan3437
      @marzipan3437 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      same
      its weird

    • @CompositeCreativity
      @CompositeCreativity 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mars Cates Two words: Old. Video.

    • @marzipan3437
      @marzipan3437 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CompositeCreativity I know im just saying I was startled that's it

  • @flyingfish7073
    @flyingfish7073 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    id rather have all the phobias known to man because it din'd say how long i woud have them!

    • @egglord7736
      @egglord7736 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm pretty sure once you have a phobia it doesn't go away..

    • @oreonews759
      @oreonews759 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wwertio123 oh yeah!!!

    • @Selen8569
      @Selen8569 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There are so many phobias in this world that even having them all for a few seconds would most likely cause at least a mental shutdown, if not going into shock and killing yourself

    • @real_noclue
      @real_noclue 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had aracnid phobia and it is been gone for a yeat

    • @maxmil04
      @maxmil04 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill Cosby well it didn't say you couldn't

  • @coora360
    @coora360 8 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    HAVE ALL PHOBIAS! I will never be able to live with myself if I harm my family or my pet doggie! NOT DA FAM!

    • @coora360
      @coora360 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LizzShana BUT I WOULD BE HAUNTED BY MY FAMILY'S SCREAMS! That's worse than being scared by puppies... Maybe.

    • @aether._.editss9095
      @aether._.editss9095 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

    • @DimentionDimentio
      @DimentionDimentio 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      what

    • @enchantedgamer9428
      @enchantedgamer9428 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      But think of this. If you are afraid of everything you would get used to being scared and you would stop being scared.

    • @coora360
      @coora360 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enchanted Gamer9 Exactly!

  • @zeridiem
    @zeridiem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    10:32 The fact is... My hand always smell like poop...

  • @ledog9979
    @ledog9979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    *K N O W L E D G E*

    • @kapoink835
      @kapoink835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NAALIDGE

    • @jacobpeacy4003
      @jacobpeacy4003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here in my garage

    • @crawfish6830
      @crawfish6830 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IS POWER

    • @josephmartin3287
      @josephmartin3287 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Le Dog wrong video and TH-camr pal

    • @ledog9979
      @ledog9979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joseph Martin Oh... Well where is the right video then?
      I need to post my outdated memes somewhere.

  • @oly2818
    @oly2818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    *P R E Y M A N T I S P I S S* 2:51

  • @dominicmonocello8896
    @dominicmonocello8896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Eating a zombie is probably reverse canniblism.

    • @reduced2ash
      @reduced2ash 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dominic Monocello wouldn't throwing up someone be reverse cannibalism

    • @dominicmonocello8896
      @dominicmonocello8896 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      reduced2ash well zombies eat humans and if you eat a zombie... You know where this is going anyways.

    • @christiandean7934
      @christiandean7934 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well, most zombies are a product of some disease/virus. cooking the meat will sterilize it. kinda like pork. but eating a zombie that was once human, is still cannibalism. becoming a zombie does not change your species.

    • @StrugglingRat
      @StrugglingRat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if we are thinking tecnically then it is still cannibalism, you are still eating flesh its just rotting and decaying before you eat it.

    • @dominicmonocello8896
      @dominicmonocello8896 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      well a zombie was on a non cannibal well some of them maybe and there can be zombie animals like herbivore, carnivore, and omnivore and they all become a cannibal so it doesn't seem wrong for some people and pray mantaces/ spiders if there is no other food around.

  • @_brisbris
    @_brisbris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:17 “yeah it’s big brain time”

  • @waterbottle8515
    @waterbottle8515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “Have a huge neck and a small head”
    All Might? Is that you?

  • @fame9870
    @fame9870 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Markiplier: the baby-faced, baby kicking, detroit nuking youtuber

    • @mikeaft3585
      @mikeaft3585 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      detroit blow-uper* if he nuked it, the nuke would also affect near cities/towns/farms

    • @hktheassassindroid
      @hktheassassindroid 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peyton Petrolia Mark didn't blow up Detroit. Everyone in Detroit would die. Easy solution. Evacuate everyone from detroit

    • @nmg715
      @nmg715 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peyton Petrolia

    • @firedisco3279
      @firedisco3279 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      u know it can be any baby, it didn't say a human baby. just said "baby" so which means i could kick a baby bug

    • @BlueRiging
      @BlueRiging 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With a hand vagina

  • @MagicMapleSyrup
    @MagicMapleSyrup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    You'd probably just have a heart attack and die from all those phobias.

    • @theboy4400
      @theboy4400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      true

    • @jokairou489
      @jokairou489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Katelyn Young You can literally have a heart attack due to too much fear. Also, any mental issue which causes death commonly counts as a mental disease.

    • @fritzthegamer5963
      @fritzthegamer5963 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Katelyn has a point

    • @somebody5144
      @somebody5144 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I had to pick one, I'd pick the phobias because if I skinned my family alive I would probably feel extremely guilty and regret my decision and slowly go insane from grief then commit suicide. If I just die of a heart attack my family and pets would still be alive so, phobia is the obvious choice because it is less deaths.

    • @comn2778
      @comn2778 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is a phobia of phobias

  • @tessa3972
    @tessa3972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:12 little does mark know he actually did drink pee in the future

  • @caitlynanderson8268
    @caitlynanderson8268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "This is why they make condoms"
    Me: condoms don't protect you from ALL STD's

    • @Skelath
      @Skelath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Those "certain" ones are easily curable, only 2 out of 13 STDs (3/13 if you're anti-vax) are not curable, for the curable ones none will do permanent damage if you seek treatment.

    • @Therockster12
      @Therockster12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Skelath what are the 2 that are not curable

    • @lindenmacdonald6758
      @lindenmacdonald6758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Nolan Akers herpes 1 and 2

    • @thantos2530
      @thantos2530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Skelath plus if you get treatment basically just after, you can kinda cure almost every single STD

  • @meg_0210
    @meg_0210 8 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    PLEASE DONT TELL ME IM THE ONLY ONE WHO KEPT REFRESHING THE PAGE WAITING FOR THIS

    • @MinersAxe
      @MinersAxe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      literally opened youtube and this was there

    • @irishpotatoperson1291
      @irishpotatoperson1291 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're not alone. XD

    • @coopcake5735
      @coopcake5735 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Megaloo YOU'RE NOT ALONE I DID THE SAME!

    • @CaptainRinoXD
      @CaptainRinoXD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too or not

    • @koplopbop6180
      @koplopbop6180 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Megaloo i did too

  • @theone3772
    @theone3772 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    7:37 Mark for president...right fucking now

  • @OsamaBinFlyer
    @OsamaBinFlyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ill take west nile like that, my coma will miss school