The best bits of Bill Burr - in no particular order: When he gets genuinely pissed and raises his voice. When he impersonates, women with the lisp, and stupid people usually in hillbilly or douche-bag voices. When he's horribly honest and rude. :D
The smith dude was joking. And masculinity isn't about not acknowledging your emotions, it's about not letting them control how you live your life. Stoicism doesn't mean not feeling. It just means deciding to carry the burden. I mean, when I have to cry, I cry. I'll admit that to anyone. But it is rare and definitely not public.
Thank you everyone who got the joke, I don't fault her, she just a emotional creature. That was the reason why they couldn't vote for the longest time, and look at us now, but the other dude that said something go fuck yourself you bata bitch of a male...
Bill's absolutely right. You don't need 40 grand a month to raise a kid, and the women with the balls to go to court and demand that are beyond scumbags. Can't believe Nia wouldn't at least give him that. The worst part is, depending on your state law, there doesn't always have to be kids involved for her to get that kind of money because again, she's "Used to a certain lifestyle." That's how life works. Things change and you have to adapt to a different lifestyle, sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worse. As a guy, if I married some super rich girl who has all this money, we live in a mansion and everything, and things end up not working out. It's not a big drama-deal - no cheating or anything, let's just say we drifted apart and decide to divorce. There's no way I'd be like "I'm entitled to half your shit." If I tried to go after her money, I'd feel like a complete piece of shit. Everyone else would see me as a piece of shit - and rightfully so. Yet when you swap the genders it's suddenly okay? There has to be some sort of a ceiling on how much money a guy can owe the mother of his kid when they're not married. But you're not allowed to talk about that because it doesn't fit the current social agenda of women's rights.
I watched one Bill Burr comedy special, and fell asleep. Now no matter what video I watch, these podcasts pop up on my recommendations and what's up next. RIP TH-cam Autoplay
You have no fuckin idea how much I needed that bit that you spoke to the guy with the inheritance. I'm dirt fuckin poor workin in a Warehouse office lettin it kill me daily out of fear of failure, but I'm still building towards following my dream. Thank you very fuckin much Burr. I needed that fuckin kick in the ass.
If Bill lived in a different state, he could buy a 9mm with a threaded barrel for a suppressor. Yes, it will still be loud but it wont mess up your ears too much if someone comes into your house and you pop a few rounds into him. Just keep it in your nightstand, keep the drawer locked during the day and unlock it at night. totally doable.
The best motorcycle competition is X-Games, Big-Air, Best Trick. Never before seen bike tricks. Evil Kenevil is doing barrel-roll back-flips in his grave...
I've been addicted to these podcasts lately... They are a nice refresher from the typical bullshit... that bit with the wife about summer had me dying :P I have to imagine you plan that shit... haha
Summer is just now kicking into high gear here in Houston, TX and it will not end until December 31st. hahahahaha! And Go, Isle of Man TT, that is on my bucket list.
You’re my favorite comic man, by far. As a person and as a performer you’re one of the greats. You remind me of my uncle but actually funny. Have a good one man 🖕🏻
I love you man me my Marine brother are going to see you in Vegas in December!! I won't be sitting second section to the stage right hand side two Mexicans from California!! FYI we broke up with their girlfriends because of you and we feel great!!
I feel you.. Love ya burr. Take it easy and hold on to the good times. You're a good shit. Good Ol' Billy "I just discovered how long summer was, now it's my time to shine" Burr. Lmao
Ashton aged Maduro is my cigar choice. Medium to heavy with a nice smooth chocolate / coffee taste. For your fans who still drink, it pairs great with Glenlivet.
My guy, my rent is 650, all utilities included. I take care of my mom and brother, our income is 2k and we do fine lmao 4k would be WAY more than enough. Nia lost that one
Hey Bill Burr I really love everything you gotta say!!!! You tell em like you see em and you always speak the truth!!!! I really admire ALL your work!!! Specially F is for family!!! When is season 4 coming out?
This is not the first time a podcast has been dated the week it uploads, and the Q&A has an old question I swear I've heard before. Deja vu? Or shenanigans?
@Bill Burr, if you like cigars, give Arturo Fuente cigars a try, and La Gloria Cubana, both companies have very reasonably priced cigars with an incredibly smooth smoking experience. Their top end cigars run about 10$-15$ dollars each, and are among the closest I've found to the few Cuban cigars I've had a chance to try. For a nice treat, it is well worth the price, you'll enjoy these I think.
Bill theres two different kinds of seasons. Astronomical and meteorological. Meteorological summer is June 1st through August 31st. Where I live, the seasons are super distinct and September is definitely fall. Even with global warming it's usually chilly by the end of September.
Being from the Houston area it is nice to have someone refer to the Astros as the 800 pound Gorilla. For years they were the 1 pound squirrel monkey, and during decent seasons were only 75 pound Bonobos. After 2017 it is finally good to be an Astros' fan. I find it hilarious that the NY sports media still doesn't recognize the Astros as the real threat after losing to them in the 2017 ALCS.
Hope you watched the Austrian motogp. When Dovizioso passed Marquez on the last corner to take the finish for Ducati, I'm pretty sure he quietly said under his helmet " it's soda pop ".
So I'm really confused..I haven't listening to all of this but I heard the bit of him talking about Nirvana and Pearl Jam..which was uploaded to TH-cam 2 years ago, does he say something about adding an old bit on to this podcast?
Towards The end, I have to agree with Bill.if a guy who has never been with a woman decides to get with them they are more likely to develop feelings and not understand that hooking up is something that just happens. (Statistically speaking.) women are more emotional in the sense that most hook ups mean something On an emotional level so this guy is going to get attached to this poor girl and absolutely be smitten with her like she’s the world when there’s so many more options Bill is absolutely right in this regard
Hey Billy Bean Bag (At the end of the day when all are tucked in, the punching bag is still standing.) Love the show. I'm 37 and a fan of 2 weeks, hence writing a letter here like a potato. Stay-at-home dad 5+ years. My other job history is food, construction, engineering, office, janitorial, yada yada. As a white male who defines as a black male and doesn't give a damn about which chromosome is more entitled, women will not get more than a 50/50 split on job difficulty. One single person, maybe, but if you weren't a poor woman escaping Vietnam a limb short, or a coal miner a lung short, you didn't make the cut. I've cried at every job. If I don't like the job, I shovel shit at work while I build the escape route with leisure time. If I sign a contract, I don't demand awards from strangers to make the job easier on my skull. "I'm stuck in this job for 18 years! Why why tears tears!" It's a fucking kid, enjoy. Who do you think is the real problem? 25% of my parenting joy came naturally. I had to EARN the other fucking 75%. My daughter's life is complicated & amazing. Her Salvadorean mother & I would qualify in the divorced parenting Olympics, and I haven't read one damn book on the subject. No cheesy cheddah can buy that. It's called umph.The child is growing. Do something special about it and pat yourself on the back, because I ain't doin' it. I will donate embarrassing/success story trinkets all day long to the Bill Burr Show. So much healing with every cast. Mmm, the Bill Burr Show, makes your lips smack.
Rest in Peace to the Legend Patrice o Neal. Peace and Love from Rhode Island.
@@CharlieTheAstronaut I just say rip to patrice all the time because I miss him nowadays. Not saying it because of anything I heard today.
@@DuhTractor Oh, in that case, RIP all of my grandparents and my dad.
@@ModeratelyAmused forreal and Jesus also. i'm fried for forgetting Jesus.
Insensitive name considering his friend was just stabbed to death.
Bill my weeks going crap, thanks for checking in on me.
Same Crappy week over here. Gotta love bill
Hey internet buddy, I hope your week improves
i can relate.
T Man damn I wish I had an Oculus Rift man... thanks for reminding what my next big purchase should be.
Blue Clouds yeah man, the weather’s crazy over here in Mexico. Fuckin 39ºC and that’s when you’re resting under the shade of a tree.
Showing emotion while mourning your Friend doesn't make you any less of a Man, it just means you're Human
Man I teared up when Bill was talkin bout David Kimowitz. You can tell he’s goin thru it. Prayers up.
Advice for the guy with 170,000.
1. Don't blow it.
2. Keep it simple.
3. Count your money.
can't believe Bill didn't say this
Lmfao i was waiting for it
When is Ole Billy Emotions gonna learn we can't tell when he's pausing there ??
The best bits of Bill Burr - in no particular order: When he gets genuinely pissed and raises his voice. When he impersonates, women with the lisp, and stupid people usually in hillbilly or douche-bag voices. When he's horribly honest and rude. :D
Own that emotion Bill!... makes you more of a man than most.
Pussy! Lol...
@@coxrockin874 waste of space, air and water, Keep eating shit.
The smith dude was joking.
And masculinity isn't about not acknowledging your emotions, it's about not letting them control how you live your life. Stoicism doesn't mean not feeling. It just means deciding to carry the burden.
I mean, when I have to cry, I cry. I'll admit that to anyone. But it is rare and definitely not public.
Thank you everyone who got the joke, I don't fault her, she just a emotional creature. That was the reason why they couldn't vote for the longest time, and look at us now, but the other dude that said something go fuck yourself you bata bitch of a male...
@@coxrockin874 Hahah Joseph you a pussy and women shouldn't be able to vote
The Weekly reminder that summer isn't over podcast
He's just getting old. Bill sounding like the repetitive old man who repeats his points to his social group all too often.
Ha
I tune in to hear how different time square used to be.
Billy 'o Boyo, listening to Nia and the Lil' Sunshines on your show puts the biggest smile on my face.
Make sure you are hitting the gym still Billy Biceps!!😂🤣
BB : "are you where you wanna be in life?"
Me : no, sadly no, but you just made me feel better about it ✌️😅
Bill's absolutely right. You don't need 40 grand a month to raise a kid, and the women with the balls to go to court and demand that are beyond scumbags. Can't believe Nia wouldn't at least give him that. The worst part is, depending on your state law, there doesn't always have to be kids involved for her to get that kind of money because again, she's "Used to a certain lifestyle." That's how life works. Things change and you have to adapt to a different lifestyle, sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worse. As a guy, if I married some super rich girl who has all this money, we live in a mansion and everything, and things end up not working out. It's not a big drama-deal - no cheating or anything, let's just say we drifted apart and decide to divorce. There's no way I'd be like "I'm entitled to half your shit." If I tried to go after her money, I'd feel like a complete piece of shit. Everyone else would see me as a piece of shit - and rightfully so. Yet when you swap the genders it's suddenly okay? There has to be some sort of a ceiling on how much money a guy can owe the mother of his kid when they're not married. But you're not allowed to talk about that because it doesn't fit the current social agenda of women's rights.
"win a race or go home and make some chicken salad" hahahahahahahahhahaha best response to Danica Patrick
I laughed so hard at, "I could shoot at an intruder, miss and go through 4 houses and kill three of my neighbors, for only $850" hahahahahhahahahahha
Damn, that long pause after 18:01 was so painful. Made me think of Patrice. RIP Black Phillip! You'll always be remembered...
18:40 BIG TEARS, BILL! BIG TEARS!
Beautiful hearing bills daughter and wife. Love this podcast.
Thanks for taking the time to add joy to our day. Wishing ya'll all the best.
RIP PATRICE, WE WILL NEVER FORGET, AND PROBABLY NO ONE, EVER! WILL OUT DO HIM.
I watched one Bill Burr comedy special, and fell asleep. Now no matter what video I watch, these podcasts pop up on my recommendations and what's up next. RIP TH-cam Autoplay
Love you Bill, sorry for your loss.
sorry about your friend..
Thanks
@@Abc-tx4zr
Nice username ... and I'm sorry about your friend too.
I too am sorry for your loss 💕
This was a top-shelf 2 hour and 12 minute Bill Burr podcast got to love it!
Here, in Florida, we can't wait for
Summer to end. It means that we will finally be able to go outside without our clothes catching fire.
You have no fuckin idea how much I needed that bit that you spoke to the guy with the inheritance. I'm dirt fuckin poor workin in a Warehouse office lettin it kill me daily out of fear of failure, but I'm still building towards following my dream. Thank you very fuckin much Burr. I needed that fuckin kick in the ass.
I saw my mom grilling in autumn and even winter. So, in our family, grilled burgers never go out of season.
My neighbor did that when I lived in a different state. I thought that was so cool.
18:03 saddest pause in any career. Made the hrt drip
Seriously.
25:03 somebody got spanked 😂😂😂
If Bill lived in a different state, he could buy a 9mm with a threaded barrel for a suppressor. Yes, it will still be loud but it wont mess up your ears too much if someone comes into your house and you pop a few rounds into him. Just keep it in your nightstand, keep the drawer locked during the day and unlock it at night. totally doable.
The best motorcycle competition is X-Games, Big-Air, Best Trick. Never before seen bike tricks. Evil Kenevil is doing barrel-roll back-flips in his grave...
I've been addicted to these podcasts lately... They are a nice refresher from the typical bullshit... that bit with the wife about summer had me dying :P I have to imagine you plan that shit... haha
Nia was great this episode. Always love her.
Bill I lost my best friend 20 years ago and I still lock up the same way you did 20 years later. VERY NICE BROTHER !
Same here bro
I needed this one.
Love to the Burr family.
I love how Nia comes in and lights up your world again. I'm really sorry for your loss, Bill.
Nia seems to have the same attitude my wife does. "Well I didn't know how long you were gonna do your thing " lol gotta love it
Summer is just now kicking into high gear here in Houston, TX and it will not end until December 31st. hahahahaha! And Go, Isle of Man TT, that is on my bucket list.
“I need better furniture.....I need to live in a better place....” This really spoke to me
What happened to the actual monday morning podcast?
on his Twitter he said he wasnt doing one due to the death in the comedy world. I think it was club owner David kimowitz
He’s not slacking he’s on his game. He will throw you through a wall.
Ryan Kirk we’re outside dumbass
@@Antology101 I don't use twitter or fuckbook..
Amateur Anth Twatters got AIDS and Fuckbook gives you cancer.
I bet you this guy doesnt ever get copyright stricken in his videos, lol. Playing Foo Fighters in the outro. The balls.
Just lost a brother today too Bill. Celebrate the life and hold the memories dear.
You’re my favorite comic man, by far. As a person and as a performer you’re one of the greats. You remind me of my uncle but actually funny. Have a good one man 🖕🏻
Impossible not to respect George Carlin
Opus X - best non-cuban cigar brand, in my humble opinion
I haven't tried that.
I'm partial to Leaf by Oscar Maduro and Archetype.
Love you brother, RESPECT!
I love you man me my Marine brother are going to see you in Vegas in December!! I won't be sitting second section to the stage right hand side two Mexicans from California!!
FYI we broke up with their girlfriends because of you and we feel great!!
Maybe I'll be sitting next to you ....army over here my friend
I love this guy his wife is cool too
Are you new to Nia?? Give it time
dude that asked bill about life advice, JOIN THE FIRE SERVICE! YOULL LOVE IT!
Quality son, quality. Big shout from Glasgow
Hey Billy boo 🤗. Yeah, my grandson (when he was little) asked me, Grandma, what's your name, and I said Pat, and he was like oh, okay 😊
I feel you.. Love ya burr. Take it easy and hold on to the good times. You're a good shit.
Good Ol' Billy "I just discovered how long summer was, now it's my time to shine" Burr. Lmao
Aw mate, I'm sorry for your loss.
Good job keeping it together dude
"Why don't you support the troops?" I'm dying here!!! :-D
Can’t stop listening to Busy Earnin’ by Jungle. Thanks Freckles.
"Despite all my rage" made me choke. All his alternative 90s impressions were great
thks for share BB :) I need your humor this days
"Isle of man"
That really sounds like a chill time
BILL YOU BRING ME JOY
There he is! :)
Love you bill you’re awesome. Never quit.
So sorry Bill, the world needs people like that, too keep us all laughing
You sound like the teacher in Ferris buellers day off reading the ads.
Ashton aged Maduro is my cigar choice. Medium to heavy with a nice smooth chocolate / coffee taste. For your fans who still drink, it pairs great with Glenlivet.
lol with your wife hahaha thks for those laughs :)
My guy, my rent is 650, all utilities included. I take care of my mom and brother, our income is 2k and we do fine lmao 4k would be WAY more than enough. Nia lost that one
Buy assets, not liabilities. Assets start making you money as soon as you buy them. Rental properties, small business, or vocational school.
Sorry for your loss man
About time! I thought maybe you finally gave up on us 😂
Nah man, he was taking time off. I think a friend passed away
@@Alison_Faith Bill passed away?
@@landonic81 yes. And he still here checking in on us. What a sport
Mr. Burr you da best mane
Hey Bill Burr I really love everything you gotta say!!!! You tell em like you see em and you always speak the truth!!!! I really admire ALL your work!!! Specially F is for family!!! When is season 4 coming out?
Tomorrow is Friday. Today is the best day of the week, so far.
This is not the first time a podcast has been dated the week it uploads, and the Q&A has an old question I swear I've heard before.
Deja vu? Or shenanigans?
I'm tripping out about it too
Great one Bill. Thanks for checking in on me.
I could listen to Bill talk about bands all day
Don't like Winter? It'll be 80 degrees in October here in New Orleans.
Isle of Man TT fantastic. The top riders are fantastically talented and completely insane and generally not old on account of the attrition
Weeks quite shitty found out mom's cancer spread and it's incurrable. But hey at least we got you Billy boy!
I wonder if Nia just trolls Bill with her responses and opinions lol
she does all the time; if you read the comments, it works on his fans too.
@Bill Burr, if you like cigars, give Arturo Fuente cigars a try, and La Gloria Cubana, both companies have very reasonably priced cigars with an incredibly smooth smoking experience. Their top end cigars run about 10$-15$ dollars each, and are among the closest I've found to the few Cuban cigars I've had a chance to try. For a nice treat, it is well worth the price, you'll enjoy these I think.
Bill theres two different kinds of seasons. Astronomical and meteorological. Meteorological summer is June 1st through August 31st. Where I live, the seasons are super distinct and September is definitely fall. Even with global warming it's usually chilly by the end of September.
Ol' Billy No-Show finally showed up!
Melo Boy dude if you listened to the podcast you would understand why he didn’t show up.
Bill and nia gives me hope for the future!!!!!!!!
How?
how many times has B Burr heard, " you kind of have late-neanderthal, cro-magnon brow ridges. you're cool with that?"
Being from the Houston area it is nice to have someone refer to the Astros as the 800 pound Gorilla. For years they were the 1 pound squirrel monkey, and during decent seasons were only 75 pound Bonobos. After 2017 it is finally good to be an Astros' fan. I find it hilarious that the NY sports media still doesn't recognize the Astros as the real threat after losing to them in the 2017 ALCS.
Hope you watched the Austrian motogp. When Dovizioso passed Marquez on the last corner to take the finish for Ducati, I'm pretty sure he quietly said under his helmet " it's soda pop ".
The 2011 podcast is hilarious
So I'm really confused..I haven't listening to all of this but I heard the bit of him talking about Nirvana and Pearl Jam..which was uploaded to TH-cam 2 years ago, does he say something about adding an old bit on to this podcast?
he does a half hour of new show and puts an old show in the second half a lot've the time lately
@@jaymcd8577 Thanks. Guessing he's doing that just while he's on this film set that he's in
@@smashedpumpking yea and sometimes he's got nothing left to talk about lol!
Towards The end, I have to agree with Bill.if a guy who has never been with a woman decides to get with them they are more likely to develop feelings and not understand that hooking up is something that just happens. (Statistically speaking.) women are more emotional in the sense that most hook ups mean something On an emotional level so this guy is going to get attached to this poor girl and absolutely be smitten with her like she’s the world when there’s so many more options Bill is absolutely right in this regard
I keep hearing bill keep hearing the summer is almost over >_< >_
Hey Billy Bean Bag (At the end of the day when all are tucked in, the punching bag is still standing.) Love the show. I'm 37 and a fan of 2 weeks, hence writing a letter here like a potato.
Stay-at-home dad 5+ years. My other job history is food, construction, engineering, office, janitorial, yada yada. As a white male who defines as a black male and doesn't give a damn about which chromosome is more entitled, women will not get more than a 50/50 split on job difficulty. One single person, maybe, but if you weren't a poor woman escaping Vietnam a limb short, or a coal miner a lung short, you didn't make the cut.
I've cried at every job. If I don't like the job, I shovel shit at work while I build the escape route with leisure time. If I sign a contract, I don't demand awards from strangers to make the job easier on my skull. "I'm stuck in this job for 18 years! Why why tears tears!" It's a fucking kid, enjoy. Who do you think is the real problem? 25% of my parenting joy came naturally. I had to EARN the other fucking 75%. My daughter's life is complicated & amazing. Her Salvadorean mother & I would qualify in the divorced parenting Olympics, and I haven't read one damn book on the subject. No cheesy cheddah can buy that. It's called umph.The child is growing. Do something special about it and pat yourself on the back, because I ain't doin' it.
I will donate embarrassing/success story trinkets all day long to the Bill Burr Show. So much healing with every cast.
Mmm, the Bill Burr Show, makes your lips smack.
What's with the credits going to Foo Fighters - Everlong on description. Does this have anything to do with monetization ???
Yay!
Loving this....
This summer has been great Bill! Glad you're having a good one too! Edit: GO CUBS!
No Monday podcast?
Love ya Bill. You're allowed to feel however the fuck you want with it emotions. God bless ur little.angel
I might've missed something, but what's with the old clip starting in the 2nd half?
Agree wit u. It goes bull riding, UFC, motoGP. Later there Frank Rizzo. Njoy ur smokes!