Just got out of the hospital a ouple of hours ago after a three day stay with no sleep, lots of needles, constant interruptions,had to turn on the computer quicklyasI'm sitting here laughing my ass off you made me feel better and I thank you sir Never change bro!!!!
Getting in and out of that show was a fucking nightmare I almost missed it after hours of traffic and trying to park he was starting when I was going through the gate then when I finally got back to the parking garage it was closed for the night so yea I just got back home to nh 2 hours ago.. that said it was the funniest show I've ever seen bill absolutely killed it but I will never be going anywhere near fenway ever again.
Depression is brutal but comedy helps. If you laugh once in a day, at least that day was worth that moment. I’ve been rock bottom in my head for about 15 years searching for meaning or at least a reason to go on and not end it. Well, I have,t found anything yet but those laughs made each day at least worth living at least for that happy few seconds where your mind goes to a happy or at least a funny place. I guess you can pride yourself. My faith keeps me from ending it thinking if my life is fucked maybe I won’t ruin any after life thing for myself by ending it. It is a fragile thread non tangible to hang on from but the occasional laugh really helps. So thx bill, the likes of you, CK, Chapelle do me solid everyday. I bet you comedians are doing a solid for a whole bunch of people!
Jesus Christ, Bill described every single one of my Friday nights at the beginning there. Every damn week, I tell myself, just one drink, bed by midnight, save money.
Can't believe I'm going to miss the Fenway show dude. Grew up just North of Boston (live in Seattle now) and just flew back for a week to see family. Damn back today in Seattle so going to miss it. Thx for all the laughs over the years. You've helped during some times. Good luck this weekend.
Billy Freckles, You are a blast to listen and laugh with every week! You bring so much joy to me and my bros and my very sick elderly parents I help my brother take care of. My dad gets upset if we don't have you on. 😂 (he yells like you do. Hahahaha stomps around..."ya know your mother.. "but with love)
I remember the film clip Michael Jackson did for one of his songs that started with the dad busting into the room because his son was playing MJ too loud 😆
I used to work security at shoreline amphitheater about 10yrs ago or so. One of the best shows I've seen was motley Cru, it was the anniversary of Dr. Feel good. Dam I was amazed they put on a dam good show for some old fucks. Even though I was working I had a blast!!
Jeeeeeeeezuz!!! I got obsessed with WuTang 36 chambers from the perspective of a metal Head… Chess boxing!!! Old Dirty Bastards bars are Jazz AF! Just the fact that you mentioned it gave me the chills. I will own that Vinyl ;)
It's so unsatisfied letting it go, especially if you know you would come out on top. To turn the other cheek isn't so satisfying. Until you do something stupid.
Not that Bill reads these comments, but: You're thinking of we're not going to take it, round and round, and a half a dozen other music videos where they show old people dancing to the song like Tiffany's version of I think we're alone now.
Bill Burr just casually mentioning he was listening to Wu-Tang Clan's "Forever" (even though he couldn't remember the album name) is yet another subtle reminder of why I fux wit him!
If you want a quick, simple way to create an expensive headache for some apartment complex or any place else that has an office that's committed an injustice against you - while concealing your identity with ninja style clothes at night use toothpicks covered in some kind of two-part epoxy or hearing aid ear mold material, insert them into the locks and break them off. Hit all exterior access doors to the office. A locksmith won't be able to just pick the locks they'll have to drill them out, the locks will have to be replaced
Just heard his podcast about the naked lady and his misses .. 🙈🙈🙈🙈 so fucking funny .. I woke up with my tv on and couldnt get out of bed until I heard it all ... Fucking hilarious 🙈👊🤣😝😭😂
I love how Bill thought that he owned his landlord by changing the locks of his apartment door and leaving the doors and pad lock locked the day he moved out only to realize that he probably didn't get back his $700 deposit because it... 🤣😂🤣
Even tho I'm about to spend time in jail, I'm glad I'm able to listen to these master pieces and then drool over Selena Gomez with her new Hulu chef series... She's a future master chef 🔜😘
You forgot to mention the shredded lunatic chic on the treadmill for an hour dripping sweat dancing to Lizzo's 'About Damn Time' on repeat like she was auditioning for a music video or a lip sync competition. That's who I am! See you at the gym! ☮️💪😊❤️☯️ PS I rollerblade the same way...😁
Bill checks in on me more than most of my friends 😂
Not just once 😂 . Twice weekly 😁
Me to and more then most of my family
Just got out of the hospital a ouple of hours ago after a three day stay with no sleep, lots of needles, constant interruptions,had to turn on the computer quicklyasI'm sitting here laughing my ass off you made me feel better and I thank you sir Never change bro!!!!
hope you get better soon. nice to see your comment
Glad to know you are better and back home. Have a good weekend.
keep on truckin mike
Feel better bro !
Get better my man. Glad to see your comment.
"looking like you're ready to reboot the A-Team" I died 😂 😂 😂 😂
Enjoy the rest of the week everyone! ✌️
You too👍
😎😎😎✌2 U n yours✨
You too buddy
Dont tell me what to do Luis
"New York ain't a town to be broke in!"
"No town is a town to be broke in."
I will see Bill Burr for the first time, this November, in Jacksonville. Fuckin stoked, y'all
....I was the same way last fall.
Caught him K.C.
With Joe Bartnik. Awesome.
DAMN!!!!
I saw him red rock..very disappointed...he look like a deer in headlights..
oh yes happy for you
Same here! November 5th, but in Peoria. I'm psyched! First time seeing live stand up too.
Just got home from Fenway. Bill absolutely killed it. Hysterical front to back. Wicked funny.
Getting in and out of that show was a fucking nightmare I almost missed it after hours of traffic and trying to park he was starting when I was going through the gate then when I finally got back to the parking garage it was closed for the night so yea I just got back home to nh 2 hours ago.. that said it was the funniest show I've ever seen bill absolutely killed it but I will never be going anywhere near fenway ever again.
@@Jake-nu9zi the biggest issue were those cellphone bags. They held up the lines going in or out around the block multiple times.
Depression is brutal but comedy helps. If you laugh once in a day, at least that day was worth that moment. I’ve been rock bottom in my head for about 15 years searching for meaning or at least a reason to go on and not end it. Well, I have,t found anything yet but those laughs made each day at least worth living at least for that happy few seconds where your mind goes to a happy or at least a funny place. I guess you can pride yourself. My faith keeps me from ending it thinking if my life is fucked maybe I won’t ruin any after life thing for myself by ending it. It is a fragile thread non tangible to hang on from but the occasional laugh really helps. So thx bill, the likes of you, CK, Chapelle do me solid everyday. I bet you comedians are doing a solid for a whole bunch of people!
🙏🏻
I lost it at 5:58 when Bill referred to athlete’s foot as a shoe store😂
Same! lmfao 🤣🤣
It is here in Australia
Yeah, it is a shoe store. They're everywhere man.
It almost got by me...
Laughed my ASS off in the first 50 seconds!!;
Billy is just checking in, personally l like it
The singing duo 😂 I love it
Jesus Christ, Bill described every single one of my Friday nights at the beginning there. Every damn week, I tell myself, just one drink, bed by midnight, save money.
Have a good week everyone
Have the mattress people had a word with Bill and told him to stop saying "gross!" while reading that advertisement? 😁
Just wholesome Thursday fun.
The best Comedian of our time...
Motley Crue did NOT hold up lol
Bill could be councilor to the president. We love you Billy boy. Great new special !
Bills fake crying almost made me spit water all over the free weights 😂
I see you also enjoy listening to the bald orange man while working out. It is almost dangerous at times lol.
So...are you the water jug guy? ;)
Thought I was the only one. I’m sure people think I’m crazy by now
@@sinuslebastian6366 definitely 😂
@@BHank762 i can be ;)
Water-jug guy rebooting the A-Team 😂😂
I wish I could hang out with Bill for a few hours lol
I'm just sitting here on the lat machine listening to Ol' Billy. Oh 7 minutes, time for another set.
To think if you spent some of that time expanding your mind instead of your muscles, you might actually do something useful.
2:57
Thanks for making shit smell good, pain bearable and the f’n bullshit laughable. Love you Bill!
Thursday afternoon podcast its 642pm here in Canada 🇨🇦
1. No it's not, there are multiple timezones in Canada.
2. Bill is West Coast time
3. 6:42 is 6 hours after Noon, so quitcherbitchin
@@atlasfeynman1039 Ontario sorry lol
I just got a job at the Hospital🙌🏾 HeLL Yeah, I'm broke As FUCK, so getting that call Definitely made my day💯 Hope you doing ight Bill💚
Happy for you bro!
@@sinuslebastian6366 Appreciate it 💯💚
Thank you for your service, I respect anyone who works in the medical field and it is hugely underrespected.
@@yasirkadhim2940 💚💚💚
Can't believe I'm going to miss the Fenway show dude. Grew up just North of Boston (live in Seattle now) and just flew back for a week to see family.
Damn back today in Seattle so going to miss it.
Thx for all the laughs over the years. You've helped during some times. Good luck this weekend.
Goddamn, I love his relationship with Nia lol fucking adorable
I have been getting into this podcast so much lately. And the comment section is a lovely community. Much love guys.. .awesome place
Thanks Bill!
'They know what their doing with those guitars' Priceless.
You're a legend! Thanks for the legitimate laughs and being hilarious while doing it
Billy Freckles, You are a blast to listen and laugh with every week! You bring so much joy to me and my bros and my very sick elderly parents I help my brother take care of. My dad gets upset if we don't have you on. 😂 (he yells like you do. Hahahaha stomps around..."ya know your mother.. "but with love)
Saw bill in Saratoga springs the other day live for the first time. It’s was great, love what you do and how you do it man!
Ditto! Was a good show!
You’re gonna kill it at Fenway this Sunday brother
The dude Never fails. He's just a natural hoot
Can proudly say I was there. He did.
@@cavermendes Aye, same.
Ratt broke up and Stephen Pearcy was drug addicted when I met him a couple of years ago. He was upset that they were touring without him
I remember the film clip Michael Jackson did for one of his songs that started with the dad busting into the room because his son was playing MJ too loud 😆
black or white
Twisted Sister….
I have 1 spoon 1 bowl 1 knife, almost the same clothes everyday. My dog, my PC, couple grand a month to live. It's tight, but doable.
Bill (2014) was so spot on about the water shortage and properties being bought up. Currently 12/2022
5:59 athletes foot?? 😂😂😂
Thanx Billy thoroughly Thursday podcast!
Keep your head up Bill
Thank you and congrats on the Fenway gig!! You're going to kill!
Damn, you take on Thursday was spot on!
I used to work security at shoreline amphitheater about 10yrs ago or so. One of the best shows I've seen was motley Cru, it was the anniversary of Dr. Feel good. Dam I was amazed they put on a dam good show for some old fucks. Even though I was working I had a blast!!
You mean he 'holds' a CrossFit class? 😂😂😂
Jeeeeeeeezuz!!!
I got obsessed with WuTang
36 chambers from the perspective of a metal Head…
Chess boxing!!!
Old Dirty Bastards bars are Jazz AF!
Just the fact that you mentioned it gave me the chills.
I will own that Vinyl ;)
So glad I caught up to this... The world always seems 7% better 10 years ago, but then you lose a plumber. 🤣 RIP Robin👍
You've surpassed my greatest all time comedian Chapelle. You are a man of many laughs and truths. No partying for me though! Peace bro
Bill you are crushing it, you are the best comedian along with Louis CK hands down 👍🏼
5 days I get to see you LIVE !!!!!!!!!!! So excited!!!! My look forward to!!!!
Thanks for mentioning the Guardians. Loved you before you said that. You and Dave are the best. Stay strong.
Long breaks and high weight for strength, lower weight and higher reps and shorter breaks for hypertrophy Bill.
1,3 and 5 for strength.
8-12 for hypertrpphy
15+ Is just endurance/cardio
I WORK FOR CIRCQUE DE SOLEIL RN BECAUSE THEY NEED TEMPS FOR A TRAVELING SHOW! BILL BURR WAS TALKING ABOUT ME
The vibration on Bill's voice makes him sound like a Dalek.
Dr who is a UK phenomenon. row knows it's rubbish
1:15:30 "SAA'ADAY.. IIN THE PAAAK" 😂😂
Hey Billy Boy! Have a great show today my man!
Bill lives on the west coast and it took him swimming in the Boston Haboer to understand it ain’t that bad
Can’t wait to see you in Saratoga
No youtube ads bullshit everytime you're the greatest
Brother, the soft rock duet section is incredible
Nia and Bill are hilarious together, I'm laughing my ass off
...a memorable episode...nice job billy ol' boy!
What is going on in the second part? Is it really 2014?
56:55
It's so unsatisfied letting it go, especially if you know you would come out on top. To turn the other cheek isn't so satisfying. Until you do something stupid.
Life after death is the biggie album
Thanks for coming to Saratoga, you killed. Sorry about the wall-less venue haha
The Thursday Evening Podcast strikes again.
Not that Bill reads these comments, but: You're thinking of we're not going to take it, round and round, and a half a dozen other music videos where they show old people dancing to the song like Tiffany's version of I think we're alone now.
at my school prom that song was huge
"Bill! bill! bill! bill! bill!"
Is the interim music only on his website because of copyright? Because there is never interim music
Love ya Bill 💖
Digging your loving great coffee.
Nothing better. Or as Virzi would say: "Is there anything better?!"
Bill Burr just casually mentioning he was listening to Wu-Tang Clan's "Forever" (even though he couldn't remember the album name) is yet another subtle reminder of why I fux wit him!
Good mornin bro!
We the love of the Irish!
1:50:32 I Crushed that quiz too 😂😂😂
Careful with montana adventures..bring a can of gas every time ..i bought a jerry can rack combo...last gas is like 200 miles sometimes
1:32:34 feel the same way about that song
If you want a quick, simple way to create an expensive headache for some apartment complex or any place else that has an office that's committed an injustice against you - while concealing your identity with ninja style clothes at night use toothpicks covered in some kind of two-part epoxy or hearing aid ear mold material, insert them into the locks and break them off. Hit all exterior access doors to the office. A locksmith won't be able to just pick the locks they'll have to drill them out, the locks will have to be replaced
I'd love to do that at a few residences but everyone has fuckin Ring cams
my doc has an aquarium right on his office table...
Looking forward to tonight at Fenway Park haven't been there in six years
Happy Thursday, Billy boyoooo boy
You're doing Ad reads for a mattress company and they never even sent you one to promo?
Just heard his podcast about the naked lady and his misses .. 🙈🙈🙈🙈 so fucking funny .. I woke up with my tv on and couldnt get out of bed until I heard it all ... Fucking hilarious 🙈👊🤣😝😭😂
Cheers from Portugal!
The rickets joke was 10/10
I love how Bill thought that he owned his landlord by changing the locks of his apartment door and leaving the doors and pad lock locked the day he moved out only to realize that he probably didn't get back his $700 deposit because it...
🤣😂🤣
And probably spent some more money buying the new lock and having it changed🤣
Billyy Bag o' Bongs, Rocky Patel 90s for you!
"Don't bother me" by Scott and Charlene's Wedding is a good song. It don't bother me at all. It don't bother me.
Shout out from Uganda!
Nia is ALWAYS wrong. I'm 6'3 and lift heavy and I like athletic women but those bodybuilder women look like men. They're never hot.
Even tho I'm about to spend time in jail, I'm glad I'm able to listen to these master pieces and then drool over Selena Gomez with her new Hulu chef series... She's a future master chef 🔜😘
How long are you going in for?
Keep your head up, I hope time doesn't slow to a crawl.
Probably going to jail because you were droller over her when she was underage
I love it when he doesn’t mention Hand Ball and Throw Ball…and foot it every hour Football
Grab a peanut and not call it a ball
38:34 robin williams memorial and personal memories 🤘
Billy Blurbs 😂
Ya need to check out the "SCORPIONS" before its to late! They still rock & roll !!! Just go to check out their drummer "Mickey Dee" (From Mötorhead)
You forgot to mention the shredded lunatic chic on the treadmill for an hour dripping sweat dancing to Lizzo's 'About Damn Time' on repeat like she was auditioning for a music video or a lip sync competition.
That's who I am!
See you at the gym!
☮️💪😊❤️☯️
PS I rollerblade the same way...😁
Attention 2014 Bill Burr, Mike Campbell from Mike and the mechanics, was from Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers not Genesis