Steven Seagal's The Foreigner Is The Worst Movie Since His Last Movie - Worst Movie Ever
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.ย. 2024
- Steven Seagal's movie The Foreigner is by far the most terrible movie I have ever seen since the last time I saw a Steven Seagal movie. I don't remember which of his awful movies it was, and I think I'm going insane
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the worst movie ever is highly debatable! But the fact the worst ten movies all "star" steven segal IS NOT!
Just watched Absolution. Please do that one next!! There is so FEW scenes with Steven Segal!! The ones he is in are your typical slow moving, slap fighting that he's "famous" for. His partner in crime (Chi) made the movie somewhat bearable to watch.
More Seagal epicness 🤣 th-cam.com/users/shortsFq26Ny60rUI?feature=share
Do “a good man”
I haven't laughed this much in ages. Keep up the good work and ruin bad Seagal movies.
This movie broke new ground by not including a strip club scene
Probably Seagal is banned from all strip club in Poland.
Hahahaha
It's very surprising that they had enough other footage to put an entire movie together, or that the plot made enough sense to not have to tie the loose ends together WITH a strip club scene... 😕
😂
It’s definitely on the Directors Cut.
So in all of his movies he is never hurt, scratched, wounded? He is never captured and pays no price for his murderous rampages. He never takes a blow or is physically challenged. No character arc or anything to overcome. He just walks around waving his arms at people and shooting at crowds. Everyone loves or fears him. He really is a legend in his own mind.
Not true. He has been put into coma in one movie and in another he gets killed. There is also one where he gets beaten by Mike Tyson. 😂
There is one where he shits his pants after he got choked…oh wait - that was real!
He is the reverse yamcha.
@@stephen2d338 oh come on now😂😂
Lol I think I seen him once get a smack but other than that he never looses a fight or gets humbled 🤣
"His Worst Movie Since His Last" : Seagal's filmography in a nutshell.
"just when you think it can't get worse, it does"
I'm fckin dying man
@@adrielledimailig6826 - Segal's acting skills
I think more accurately it's his worst movie until his next
You mean it's the movie since his last.
Seagal saying “school girls” with a raspy creep voice is the perfect way to describe his personal life to someone who’s never heard of him.
The guy gives serious creep vibes. He's always walking into bare women in his movies, he probably even requests that kind of scenes.
He said it right when I got through reading your comment
@@nightelfuser That's why he lives in russia now, to escape from the justice that would come for him from his real abuse of young woman.
@@nightelfuserNot probably. It’s documented he does. The number of women who’ve been in movies with him that have lodged allegations is crazy.
@@hnevko 😂
"But since she's minding her own business and not bothering anyone, I'm pretty sure they killed her on their way out!" Made me completely lose my shit. 🤣
Ya that’s was good lmao space ice is the man 💪
Lmao
I like how it's implied they both just end up shooting her to fulfill their seagul lust
We all owe a great deal of gratitude to Space Ice for watching these horrid films. He suffers, so we can all laugh at his reviews. We must spread his message of wisdom. Space Ice is the way. Space Ice is love. Space Ice is life.
All hail space ice
@@scatteredtothewinds6662 wrong
Put a bangin' DONK on it.
Yeah you said this same thing in the last video
what are you talking about dude segal is totally bad ass
‘He explodes with so much force, that he turns white”~the greatest quotes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's not a joke, the right hand of the guy is white on that scene.
Not only lose his life but also lose his N word pass
@@kelvincoder6350 and his face before hitting the water lmao. Too perfect.
the dude exploded like a robot 🤣
I straight up want a Pete spinoff movie about an immortal assassin who is just terrible at it.
dont f with pete bro
"Pete, you killed everyone except the intended target."
12:50
Bullet proof body armor
Sounds like me playing stealth games xD
He isn't really immortal, it's just that everyone he encounters is so colossally stupid they always end up shooting his kevlar vest or karate chopping him instead of .. you know .. shooting him in the face XD
"Since they haven't killed any innocent people recently, they are starting to get urges" I lost it right there
"When they're done fulfilling their bloodlust" was pretty good too.
@@genxer1totally !! 😂👍👍
Pretty crazy to think how Steven has been making the same movie for 30 years straight. 😂
All the titles are practically interchangeable!
All with the most generic titles...
And they all are crap, putin thinks so allso
Hard Justice!
Bullet Blood Blade!
Smash Slash Samurai Vengeance!
@@ap6878 There is only one person on the planet that thinks his movies are good. And that person is currently using a body double to take a piss. 😂😂😂
“Waddling through the room as slowly as possible” “Supersonic waddling”. Seagal leaving the grandma with the house on fire is a classic Seagal moment lol
Why did Seagal burn the house of the grandma?
Seagal has no empathy.
And leaving her with a dead body... in the middle of nowhere lol
"Seagal, the house is on fire!"
"No, grandma, it's just the Northern Lights!"
@@lonewanderer882
“Well, Steven, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you make a shitty movie”
Pete was the real star of this film. Blud killed everyone he met, died at least 6 times and still made it to the end. Pete also sneaks around being completely stealthy, but forgets he's smoking and people can definitely smell that.
Like we can't smell him coming through, it's like big smelly beacon... :D
In my country "Pete" is Blowjaw.....
Seagal usually has it in his contract that he gets to be one to do that both the innocents and the bad guys.
Dude Pete got thrown head first out a window and then got killed like six more times and still showed up at the end, this shit is pure comedy
It's a scary thought that we live in a society with people who think this movie is realistic ..
He also looks like FPS gaming character, lol
@@juchou2983 Who the fuck would think that!? 😂😭🤣☠
@@Jay_Z. I had a neighbor who used to love these movies..
@@juchou2983 I mean the only movie where I did like Steven Seagal was Under Siege. None of this crap later. I'm sure he had a few other hits b4 the crap he started making. I believe you though, I just think Seagal wouldn't be a role model to think his shit is real! 😂
Guy on escalator: "I beg your pardon."
Seagal: "And I took that personally."
“And Seagal’s reaction is to cripple the man for life.” 🤣
he actually broke dude legs ice freeze framed it at 4:20 😭😭
😂😂
"F**K your pardon, bitch!"
XD
it speaks volumes when a comedic review for a movie is far more entertaining than the movie itself. so glad i found this channel.
This channel is a blessing.
You should watch Ralphthemoviemaker', he's also reviewed some of Seagal's films and he's hilarious
this is why I'm so happy that Steven Seagall made these garbage movies. So space Ice can roast them and we can laugh our asses off
Man i bite my tongue laughing
Stubbing my toe on the bedframe is more entertaining than a Seagal movie.
At 2:37, the lines are all Seagal's, he said them in the wrong order.
"Go over to this farmhouse, okay? Would you do that for me?"
In that order, he's just telling the old lady what to do in a soothing way.
They didn't even care enough to shoot it again, or maybe mix the audio in the right order lmao.
holy shit you re right
Maybe he just talks like Mr Mackey
And that audio definitely was recorded in a sound room and not in the scene and he still couldn’t get it right.
@The_ZeroLine That's what got me, can't even read the script right😂😂
"So much force that he actually turned white..."
That had me in stitches.
😂🤣😂
Man shidd😂😂
You better be black or I will be offended
Imagine making a career by doing only 1 mission, immediately retiring, and then working for decades doing one last missions for everyone.
"Find yourself a new delivery boy"
"Can you deliver this package"
"Okay"
And I'm not even memeing the movie, it's literally what they say
Hhhhhaaa thats a good point!!
Like Harry and Meghan!!
foooak cha pardon
@@EugeneOneguine jesus 😂
The fact that he actually asks Segal to deliver a package makes the Bezos joke even funnier. Love your stuff dude. Keep it up.
I didn't get it the first time around. Nice one.
@@davidhoffman6980 it’s all about the delivery
It's Prime so it has to be there in 2 days.
That only just occured to me when I read what you wrote. Either Im getting thick or...
Seagal was an Amazon delivery guy.
TIL that Steven Seagal once delayed production on a film because he was in his trailer reading a script. He emerged two hours later and told someone "I just read the greatest script I've ever read in my life". When asked who wrote it, he responded, "I did"
Lol
That was SNL with Rob Schneider
I like how the bad guy survives high falls, shotgun shots, gun shots but then just dies to Seagals judo punch. :D
Seagal just knows the five point exploding heart move, and he's soo good he can do it all at once with a single chop.
Pretty sure it was a Judy Chop (th-cam.com/video/sQDb0qYgEvs/w-d-xo.html). Diemon Dave would be proud.
@@genxer1 One good mutter mutter!
Deserves a mutter mutter.
I really tried to hold my laugh in the middle of the night while watching this, and my wife woke up in the dark asking why I am crying for
U cry after sex too?😂
🤣
"I'm watching Steven Seagal"
*wife smiles sympathetically and goes back to sleep*
@@ian_b Yep. Just tell her the truth, and she'll completely understand whether you're crying or laughing.
Hahaha this will happen to me in about 2 minutes_ 2 nights in a row Haha
I died when the guy told Seagal "Easy" while he was taking a piss.
Lmfaoooooo I literally cried. Like that shid made no sense for him saying that. Like does he want him to piss quieter?? 😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Ohhh fuck. 🤣😄🤭
HAHAHAHAHA mee tooo!!!
"He finally gave his fans what they wanted the most."
"Schoolgirls."
"What the f***? No!"
Not even 15 seconds into the video, and I'm already laughing my ass off.
Why?
@@GreatwhiteShark88 I take it you don't get the joke. The narrator says Seagal gives fans what they wanted. Seagal replies "Schoolgirls." The narrator basically says "No, Seagal fans are not wanting schoolgirls."
@@unforgivencaleb528 Why?
@@henrijs1733 Schoolgirls.
@@unforgivencaleb528But... Why?
The disconnection between reality and Seagal movies is clearly what miracles are made of.
Now now ! A bit of respect please. Sensei sifu seagal claims he is a true hero in real life , so it must be true .
@@spiritualanarchist8162 We are all heroes in our own head. Not exactly a deep statement, more like road hole deep, but oh well.
@@GuardianGrarl True. But not many are such a heroes in their own head as Seagal !
What, unplanned car exchanges with random strangers is not a thing where you live ?
@@lodxmas It could be for all i know...
"Watching his Granddaughter change" Seagal is a creep lol.
Hey at least he's true to his nature
"schoolgirls"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal#Allegations_and_lawsuits
Yup!
@@CamaroSS2009 here is an absolute gem in this list of awful things he's (allegedly) done:
"while serving as stunt coordinator for Out for Justice, LeBell allegedly got into an on-set altercation with Seagal over his mistreatment of some of the film's stunt performers. After the actor claimed that, due to his aikido training, he was "immune" to being choked unconscious, LeBell offered Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal's neck, and once Seagal said "go", proceeded to choke him unconscious, with Seagal losing control of his bowels."
thats a joke not what happened in the movie
It’s like Segal writes 4 movies at once and then just combines them
He writes 4 movies at once and than mixes and matches pages of script
I always figured he went for a bunch of monkeys ever since he found out they could one day write shakespeare. He's still hoping for that one in a trillion chance.
Writes 4 pages max.
I have the opposite feeling. That he writes 1 script and makes 4 movies, each based on a random selection of the pages.
@@dusan-renat If you combine all his movies, it makes one complete movie. That is somehow even worse than everything else.
Director: But, Steven, the stuntman is white.
Seagull: ...
Director: The actor is Black.
Seagull: ...
Director: Fine.
This movie was brought to us by Stephen Seagal and his team of "whatever, sure" men!
'After massacring countless good men who were just trying to provide for their families' mate you had me in tears subbed!
Same here!
Im laughing still at this moment lol
SpaceIce just popped up randomly in my YT feed. I shared with my brother and we both insta subbed. This channel is gold
Yeah this broke me XD
8:03 And let's not forget how Seagal blew up an entire bus station full of innocent people for no reason
I dread the day when there are no more Steven Seagal movies to review!
He can still review Seagal bullshit reality show law man, where he follows cops in Arizona. Total cringe.
@@swissmilitischristilxxii3691 Oh my God!!! I totally forgot he did that crap! Will be the best Commentary ever!!!
I just love how Seagal's actions have caused more harm and the deaths of several innocent people than any of the supposed bad guys did.
Seagal makes the world’s greatest serial killers look like amateurs.
@@The_ZeroLine while "correcting" his wikipedia page Seagal stumbled up the list of serial killers by number of victims and saw the line "this list is incomplete, you can helpt by expanding it"
And he took it literally.
They were never innocent, they played in a Steven Seagal movie
@@maxk880 perhaps that was some sort of punishment for past crimes. "we sentence you to three acting roles in Seagal movies!"
But I would argue that would count as cruel and unusual punishment.
😂Every time you said of Pete: _and that's the last we'll see of him,_ I knew we'd see him again no matter how bizarre the circumstances. 👏
@@josephh891 Amazing intuition, Thick Tracy.
@@The_ZeroLine yep. Cheers. It wasn't something that needed to be "worked out" but if it helped you get the joke, then well done.
I remember watching this and rewinding multiple times thinking I lost track of the story. Thanks, Space Ice, for confirming there was no story.
You watch this shit? Boy you got my respect
Why were you watching this? Was it against your will? Blink twice and we'll send help to your location.
It took about a minute for the whole plane crash evidence "that he died in" to actually kick in. "Wait. What?!" Followed by me rewinding several times. Didn't even move the needle initially.
@@jds355 the number of "twists" that came with the package is really mind boggling that it made it so complicated and complex that it's hard to tell if by the end of the movie everyone was resolved or not.
Wtf he literally tossed that casual business dude over the escalator just for asking to walk by lmao
Fuck your pardon bitch😂
At this point attacking and killing random innocent people is something for the Segal bingo
Yes. The dude didn't say Please.
I think it's just footage from everyday life for Seagal.
Someone follows him shooting footage of his waddling around. Eventually they'll have enough terrible things, then they stitch it together, burn it on a bunch of blank RW-DVDs left over from 15 years ago, put them in a box and the end of the driveway, and voila!
Spice Ice watches it and the world is a better place.
Seagal is like that kid we all knew in grade school who would come up with the most outlandish stories and who thought so highly of themselves. They were super annoying yet at the same time you actually loved hearing what crazy stuff they'd come up with next 🤣
lol
Yes, I very much recall a kid like that back in the day.
His claims: having been trained personally by O-sensei Morihei Ueshiba, despite that Ueshiba had been dead two years already when Seagal moved to Japan. He also claimed to have met, befriend and sparred with Bruce Lee, despite that Lee lived in Hong Kong at the time.
Oh, he also claimed to be CIA operative in Vietnam, despite being 12 years old during gulf of Tonkin incident and early twenties when the war ended. So unless he was a child soldier or that CIA decided for some reason to forgo it's other operatives in favor of 20 year old rookie, that's big lie.
Like the pudgy kid in fourth grade who would constantly tell stories about hot college girls he banged over summer break.
@@Ruosteinenknight if we consider all his movies to be autobiographical, then the CIA decided to hire him because he was just so badass and awesome...
Left the old lady alone with a burning house and a corpse was the badass thing I‘ve ever saw in a movie 😂😂😂😂
🤣👍
🤣🤣
"Grandma and the dead body can get f**ked cause we're out" 🤣🔥
*seen
I think this is the first movie that’s been reviewed where Segal gets injured by the bad guys and doesn’t end up with a woman that’s clearly out of his league. Progress.
It's an old movie. He quickly rectified that by adding stripclub scenes at the very beginning, having 2 or 3 families/lovers in different countries and NEVER taking off his clothes.
@@ItsNotaTuhmah We should be happy that he doesn't take off his clothes!
This and Above the Law are probably the only Seagal movies where he gets actually hurt by the bad guys. Unless you count a bloody nose he got in The Glimmer Man, from the only punch the villain landed on him
Seagal has the right to creep on the female actress. He pays the bill.
@@fanofgodjimindiva2497 Actually, he got hurt in "Hard to Kill," too. As a matter of fact, the bad guys did such a number on him that he wound up in a 7 yr. coma, and even had a somewhat realistic awakening scene. He even had to get back in shape to clear his name and exact revenge. If I remember correctly, I believe he had a slight injury on "Under Seige," too. Man, I miss the old Seagal movies that were, you know...good.
“He just starts executing everyone!!”
That part was just too hilarious 😂😂
"After slapping the shit out of him like a 14 year old girl" I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"F*ck your pardon, b*tch!" 🤣🤣That was so funny, I actually laughed until I cried. Keep up the good work, good sir.
Oh Hell No!!!😂😂🤣🤣
Amazing
And crippled him for life.......made me laugh.
It's crazy isnt it?
That was the most vulgar thing ever told in a seagal movie
"No sh*t, THICK Tracy!"
I almost died from laughter from this god-tier level insult. Oh Space Ice,we mere mortals are truly unworthy of your greatness!
I was right there with you! This channel is the best!
"It's really impressive how he was able to put those newspaper clippings and blackbox of a plane crash that he died in"
😂😂😂😂😭😭
Probably the most profound thing of this whole movie I was mind blown lol!
@wavnino1 Watching this video I didn't actually register that until about a minute later. "Wait, what!?"
Seagal just visualizes scenes that he thinks will make him look tough and manly and cool and then he shoots those scenes and then without any kind of plot, continuity, or story he edits them all together and calls it a movie.
"I beg your pardon?"
Gets thrown and crippled immediately.
Segal thinks "Nailed it!"
"F*ck your pardon b*tch"😭😭
"...where he finally gave his fans what they wanted the most"
"schoolgirls..."
"WHAT THE FUCK"
Instant subscribe, got me crying my man
Yeah, I had to pause the video because I couldn't breathe. That was friggin' hilarious.
"And this movie just took a very dark turn"
Totally agree. Space Ice crashes out of the gates, guns blazin' in this one!! Not unlike a certain giant Oompah Loompah with an over inflated sense of self we all seem to enjoy roasting as often as possible...
But seriously though why did he take a picture of that little girl? What's so suspicious about a little girl riding in the back seat of a car? Was she his daughter?
Hahaha the part when Ice says: it exploded with so much force that actually turned the guy white 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died
I'm just waiting for a movie where Seagal's stunt double is clearly a black guy with a 70's afro.
A seagal movie is like when were a kid and went over to a spoiled kids house overnight and played make believe and the other kid came up with every scenario where he comes out on top, or you make pretend shoot each other and he never takes a shot and when you tell him you shot him he yells, “ Nuh uh, no way!” He’s that kid but an adult with that exact ego
😂😂😂 facts ....
Hahahaha!
Seagal disagrees with this statement and says " Nuh uh. No way" and sulks away 😂
Steven's writing is definitely slipping. You'll never get me to believe Sensei Seagal would ever be knocked out by a blow to the back of his head. He would have heard the rustling of hair on the back of the assailants hand, instantly disembowel him with his Russian knockoff Swiss Army knife while simultaneously jumping through the kitchen door to get the leftover chicken parm from the refrigerator.
All without leaving his chair.
Or opening his eyes.
"But either way, the silly putty disk is inside his body and explodes with so much force...he actually turns white."
I lost it!!!! 😆
His granddaughter took off because she finally figured out what Seagal really wanted out of her.
Was it actually his Granddaughter? I thought it was a jibe at the women-less-than-half-his-age trope that ooze out of Seagal films.
I watched this yesterday. I felt like I was drunk or something because nothing was making sense. Who was working for who and why. If Pete was hired by the wife, why did he try and kill Seagal so much? Why write him a letter to be given up him by someone who is going to kill him? How did they get that second hotel receptionist to work a day after the previous one was randomly murdered? OMG the voice dubbing, why? How bad could the original have been? The random killings for no reason. Ahhh the shooting scenes....
Yeah the whole package thing is very silly. The entire concept behind it is to cover up that he died in the plane crash but it's unclear if he's an imposter or not because everyone seem to treat him exactly like they did with the supposedly dead person, including his so-called wife. Why would they need the package to prove or disprove that he's who he claims to be? It's like everyone would see him, and think, "He sure changed a lot since his plane crash."
Plus the content of the "package" is so silly. It has newspaper clippings and the blackbox, none of which proved that he "died" in the plane crash or that there was a cover up of some sort. It's like if they pulled your DMV record, saw you were in a crash 5 years ago, a newspaper article about the crash, and somehow you're the imposter or something unclear.
"I Beg your Pardon"
THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME, YOU FRICK!?!?!?! *kills man*
🤣
Damn I couldn't stop laughing when you said the receptionist gave him a single bed instead of a double 😂😂
I felt that was the best bit in a series of awesome quips 😂😂😂
Hilarious 😂
This is how you do cinema sins.
"And why can you see through her head here?" I can only assume it's so hard to find people who will act in a Steven Seagal movie that they had to resort to hiring ghosts who had never heard of him.
Pretty sure his movies killed enough people that he is known in the afterlife
All the actresses got sick of the s*#&@l harassment, quit early on, and then the producers had to cut and paste her image throughout the rest of the movie...
God I hope Seagal never stops making movies so whenever I start feeling depressed and sad that my life is shit I can watch these awesome narrations and my life immediately becomes 100% better than Seagal's pathetic acting career lol.
seagal's a hidden gem whether we like it or not, where can I buy his last 10 movies
Agreed.
All the money in the world wouldn't want me to be this 'person'.
Rather die poor and real than rich and.. yeah well... Whatever Seagal is.
Lmao
@@gauloiseguy to quote Space Ice, "...lazy and stupid"
These movies have to be a money laundering operation.
Segal reading the old lady's line was hilarious 😂
"Ok" :D
This pos has set the grandma house onfire.
Naj space ice is tripping , i heard someone say "yeah" before "ok"
100 likes!! IM SOMEBODY!! Lmao
Seagal is such a narcissist. His character in every single movie he’s in is either the most decorated soldier or the most lethal hitman or the most accomplished Yale professor (🤮🤮🤮). He’s never just an average guy with some skills or luck.
The Yale professor is by far the most offensive!
It’s funny, the then cast of SNL are all over TH-cam saying the same thing about that time he hosted. He wouldn’t do any scenes where he wasn’t the best and scariest man on the planet.
I also feel like the "Yale University" his character taught at was just a classroom at a community center with "Yale" written on copy paper and taped to the door.
i like that the guy who survived getting shot 6 times died to a karate chop
We never know if he actually dies, maybe he's alive for the coming sequel
And survived falling head first out of a high window…
I feel like "the worst movie since his last" should just be the tagline on all his future projects. Copyright that shit, Ice!
That little boat at the end that Mr. Seagal was on was very small!
😂
Yes. It can be his catchphrase
It's amazing how you can turn any Stephen movie into a 5 star academy award winner.
It’s Sensei Segal or Mr Segal at the very least when all the plebs address him
As a child I used to wonder why I never saw Segal at the Oscars
oh, man, i kind of blacked out with this one. it's like if Christopher Nolan got brain damage but didn't know it.
Pete fell head first from the second floor and got shoot multiple times but Seagal's judo chop was just too much for him.
Bro just ran out of extra lives and accidentally hit "End" on the continue screen, otherwise he'd have been immortal.
He writes, directs, produces, and grips his own movies in his own low rent studio trying to keep his "career" alive with the 70+ boomer men. Cracks me up.
well, i think a lot of it is money laundering for many of his ..."friends", but at least the crew and the catering and the stunts are getting paid, that's a plus no? I mean, sure, one or two "production assistants" have to do a special "massage" to Mr. Seagal for the dubious honour of working in his movies, but i guess it's better than working at the supermarket?
@@Eisenwulf666 That makes sense. His ex wife Adrienne PAID him just to get him off her back, she was scared of him and his "friends".
@@Eisenwulf666 that's what keeps the economy going. That's the only good thing about his movies.
They’re the only losers who love this crap. The most useless generation. Yes, I mean you, Putin.
The technical term is, "Geezer Teasers".
This is the first Segal movie review by you that I absolutely don't get what the hell is going on, the plot just reached a new level of incoherence. Props to you for sitting through it all.
Is Seagal attempting to make Inception or are his films completely incoherent nonsense
Glad its not just me. What an absolute mess.
Let's just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy is literally going insane to give us the content that we want to see. Love you space ice 😂❤
Insanity is when your closest to God
So basically he's just waddling around another foreign country and since he has it in his contract he just can never lose a fight.
Only time he lost a fight it was in the movie MACHETE KILLS or something 😂 but even in that one he kills him self so u kinda right 😂😂
Not only that, he never allows himself to be in a slightly difficult fight. Every action hero has a near-equal final boss at the end, but not Seagal
@@muskyoxes thats how narcisists do lol. Which im pretty sure is the exact demographic for these movies...
Hé lost from gravity in critical decision
That guy shooting the maid for some reason made me cry from laughing so damn hard. Not only did he kill her unnecessarily, but he was so over the top with it like it was some highly trained goon. I cant stop laughing over it.
"Deception begets deception begets deception-"
"Bruh, this is a Seagal production. Ham belongs on the craft services table."
Lovely
"Deception begets deception begets deception-" Shouldn't there be a really unpleasant *consequence* at the end of that sentence, like "...begets YOUR DEATH"?
I was so sad when he got exploded. I could watch that actor chew on the scenery all day.
Watching his granddaughter get dressed = creepy AF
He has the right, he pays the bill.
It's normal in Russia or Switzerland.
Frustrated woke americanski are pathetic.
Like who does that
Wouldn't you do that if she looked like that 🤣
@@mariomm9080 no, no we wouldn't. Go be friends with Seagull you disgusting bastard.
@@mariomm9080 lmao
The joke will be on all of us when he announces years later that he purposely made the worst possible movies just to see what he can get away with
he better announce that his terible personality is part of the experiment as well
That actually suits seagals skills perfectly being an Amazon delivery boy
Speaking of skills, at 18:40, the gun is very clearly pointed at the guy's head, yet the bullet went into his chest. It must take some special training to make a gun do that. 😁
As long as he can do it from a rolly chair I bet he could do just about anything he set his mind to
@@owie4070 he just broke room and time.
I am such a super fan of this content! I love the bold review commentary. The raw dialogue and disgust in your voice for all the bullshit in Seagulls movies. Absolutely a treat!
This shit never stops being funny
"he then kills a bunch of men, trying to provide for their family". 🤣🤣🤣
"because this stupid rope is blocking the scope but Seagal doesn't look where he's shooting anyways so he was born for this" can't stop laughing lol
Just want to say I love your channel. It has brought me so much joy in the past couple weeks and have watched all your vids. You deserve a million subs! Keep making awesome movie reviews!
He just tries to look badass throughout all of his movies without even thinking about the acting
& fails at both terribly.
Or the plot
I don't think he thinks about anything at all
According to IMDB the actor who overdubbed Seagal's dialogue was Seagal, but he changed his voice because he was pissed off at having to come back and do the dubbing session. Keep 'em coming. Love your content.
That fun fact fits the looney way these "movies" are made.
According to IMDb, Avatar is a good movie.
@@AuH2O and it is.
@@Me-qp8vz they are both great
@@desmasic Avatar is good movie. If you dont like it, thats ok, but no need to insult others for their opinion.
Thanks to Seagal's creativity for writing scripts, plot complexity and flawless continuity, we won't be missing these reviews about his brilliance any soon.
I didn’t know how much I needed these things in my life. I can only hope Seagal makes movies forever so these things never end
He can still make reviews of Seagal reality show where he follow the cops in Arizona. It's an unlimited source of bullshit.
Law man is Seagal reality show. The cringest worst pos cop reality show.
“Sixteen years? That would mean that she had an affair at like twelve years old!”
Man it’s 2 in the morning and I’m trying hard not to wake up the rest of the house.
Bro I’m high watching this shit it’s like a maze
The funnier part is the actress was 31 when this was made. So I guess it's a compliment that he thinks she couldn't have been older than 28.
Segall is the kind of guy who has to make a movie in order to see a woman actually undress in front of him.
I've been binge watching this channel for months now. I've watched each review probably 100 time.. this guy's sense of humour and his narration is the best in the world.. space ice is the only thing that makes sense in today's failing world.. thank you
"We lost them"
Ah yes, the most advanced of all evasive maneuvers. Walking through the front door.
I love how pete used a gratuitous silencer while his face is completely visible in front of 20 witnesses.
He's concerned with the hearing of others around him. Very considerate.
@@cocksure8430 he’s sarcastic
“Is this the package?……”
OF COURSE ITS THE PACKAGE! 😂😂😂
Eassyyyy easyyy
This movie is so low budget they couldn't even fake accurate looking newspaper clippings. Everything looks like it's on copier paper.
The black brit that knocked segal out, is probably the most amazing actor I've ever seen in one of his movies. I can't believe he agreed to being knocked out, and out acted in the same movie... Or ever.
he's in Game of Thrones and Doom if you want more of him
Nah his dialogue is comically british. Like it sounds like an American faking a accent
@@Chadius_Thundercock That's why he's the best actor in most of Segal's movies, other than the fake Jamaicans that he unrealistically fought in that one movie.
@@aweirdredtoad3637 Marked for death
@@bencousins7311 Yeah, that one.
This truly captured the essence of "Stealth is optional".
They basically went on a killing rampage.
I can't believe we had the closest thing to Ainsley Harriott in a Seagal movie.
Me too.
@@Mevi so i'm not the only seeing that
Apparently Black Down is the follow up to this movie where he's playing the same character Jonathan Cold, if you can believe it.
“He shows off his incredible spy skills by having his body double climb over a waist high gate that was completely unguarded.” 😂😂😂😂😂
Space Ice,you have slowly become my favourite TH-cam channel. Keep ‘em coming.
Seagal says "His tongue is cut off.". Yet when they show the man with his mouth open and signalling his mouth, you can clearly see the guy's tongue is still there.
It might be could be an Illusion.
- Steven Seagal
🤣🤣
"Thick Tracy"
!!🤣🤣
It caught me so off guard!
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* “Thicc Tracie” 😂😂😂😂
I like the character Pete he is not dying after multiple times getting attacked , the most interesting thing is receptionist was replaced after the old one dies without any clarification 😂😂
I'm pretty sure she is standing on the still warm body of the previous receptionist.
@@5minutemovies977 😅
Mr Seagal is pretty much the action hero Inspector Gadget - he just flails through events and it luckily all turns out fine.
Does it?
A mystic told me...yes, it all works out fine.
At 14:54 i literally choked on my drink. I can only guess that black stuntmen are too expensive. I haven't laughed that hard in ages. This is what the world needs more of. This has got to be the funniest thing i have ever watched. Subscribed
Seagal must be an absolute nightmare to work with. I imagine he'd fire anyone on the spot who dares to disagree with him, and there must be plenty of people on set who know they're making a mega-turkey of a movie.
LOL, a mega-turkey
You know Seagal is a megastar in russki territories. His movies are big success. Hs friend with Caesar Poutin. It's his own voice in russki, seagal has russki citizenship.
Watching a seagal movie in russkiye is the funniest sh1t.
He always screams cyka blyat daragaïa, and sh1et like that. Lot of profanity, h0t ch1ks, killings.
He gives russkis what they want, scenario story is not important.
@@swissmilitischristilxxii3691 not really my friend, we are making fun of him here too😄as far as I know nobody takes him seriously in Russia, especially after those "suka blyat" moments
Pretty sure his movies are just a money laundering scheme at this point
You are incredible: not only are you able to watch Steven Seagal's movies, you really pay attention to every excruciating detail. We salute you!