"I have been rebuilt several times" is either a warning about the number of accidents the driver has been in, or is a deceleration that nothing can kill said driver.
"How did this happen, Dinesh?" made me snort out loud in the middle of the night in a dark room while my roommate attempts to sleep. Something about that delivery has me ROLLING
Also, sorry about being pedantic but Dinesh is pronounced "di-nae-sh" not "de-nesh". Somebody had to say it. Furthermore, I am of the opinion that Carthage must be destroyed.
Matt Rose reading keyboard smashes reminds me of when me and my siblings were little, and we thought it was hilarious to ask our dad “what does ishejsvakwgwoqvsneiv spell?” and then hear him pronounce the gibberish.
It's beautiful. Revelation 3:20 - "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, [then] I will enter his house and dine with him, and he with me."
“I have been rebuilt several times.” absolutely just made me hysterical! This video has the same energy as “Am I pregante?” and it made me laugh as much!
Quick tip: to meet the most interesting people in the world, call an Uber from a military base: I got a Colonel once, and another time I got a sweet little grandma blasting heavy metal.
Maurice is just a name with a powerful yet strange aura and him saying that he was rebuilt several times either means he has been in multiple battles or he has been perfecting himself, both outcomes are terrifying
me and my family were at thanksgiving and my older sister had to leave early, she then got an uber and the text message from them were "it looks like you are summoning a demon when i look at the windows" we had red curtains and there was a lot of lights
@@freedustin I disagree. I am actually 100% telling the truth when I say this... the context is they hired an italian to voice act it or they stole it from a kids cartoon show aggressively.
I'm sorry Maurice the uberbot has had many technical difficulties in the past, to make sure you have an Uber experience we have been investigating Maurice so he can be the best bot he can be. An uberbot if you will.
I was saving this video for a sad day, didn't know it would be so soon. RIP Technoblade, you were a real one. Thanks for cheering me up as always, Matt.
Accidentally forgot to connect my Bluetooth to my Airpods and this video started playing very very loudly in my grandparents’ living room. Thank you Matt
A few ideas for Matt: - “I accidentally read that as ___” - “I accidentally said _ instead of ___” - “Why did I tweet this?” - “Copy and paste fails” (thanks to 0:41) Second time I’ve put this list as a comment, I’ll keep adding every time I have another idea. (Or until Matt sees this, then I’ll just start a new list)
I was reading about the various health issues that a certain dietary supplement could remedy, and misread one of them as "irregular masturbation". It was actually 'irregular menstruation'. But in all seriousness, irregular masturbation is a serious mental illness that needs to be cured!
If u ever see this matt, I just want u to know ur videos are the best thing in my days They make me laugh no matter what Even when my parents are asleep and I cannot make sound so I plug my nose so I don’t make noise bc i am internally screeching with laughter 😂😂 I love ur videos ❤️ keep it up man
It's interesting the sort of conversations you get into with Uber drivers. I once had an Uber driver who was Irish and he was telling me that the Catholic/Protestant tension in Ireland is very much still alive and well in his home country, where I thought it was a thing of ancient history!
I just found out about what happened to Technoblade, and it really shot me down. Thank you, Matt, for cheering me up, even if only a little. You've always brought happiness to me, whenever I watch your videos. Keep up the amazingly hilarious content.
@@john-vg2fn Technoblade was a content creator and TH-camr who specialized in creating Minecraft related videos. He was known for his dark sense of humor, incredible kindness and generosity, and unyielding resilience when he was diagnosed with cancer.
This is what happens when they don’t get paid more. Most of them are actually freaking tired and still have to do this, so they try to act nice. Great video!
I’m pretty sure the sexy senior citizen is a reference to bobs burgers, bc one time I was watching an episode and Linda said that bob would look like a sexy senior citizen if he got glasses.
The Uber driver was rebuilt several times. No more shall the weak flesh of his previous body guide his life and make it a living hell. Finally, he has become hell. You shall call him The Uber. Come with him if you want to live.
![[Furry ASMR] Protogen dork aimlessly plays Minecraft to relax you :3 [Soft-spoken] [Keyboard sounds]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VREvVnxSx74/mqdefault.jpg)
Matt Rose is a sexyseniorcitizen
You are getting PINNED you silver-tongued devil you
@@Matt_Rose hello
wwwwWHAT???
I agree
sexyseniorcitizen
🤔
"I have been rebuilt several times" is either a warning about the number of accidents the driver has been in, or is a deceleration that nothing can kill said driver.
Maurice best lego man
*Both.*
He’s a robo driver
or hes a robot
praise be the omnissiah, for he has rejected the weakness of his flesh
I love when people get so upset they don't swear or anything, but instead go for curses like 'All your labour shall be in vain'.
No curse words, only curses
@@NekoChanSenpai may your pillow spontaneously combust the seventh time you lay in it
Average Cussing Fan:
Average *Cursing* Enjoyer: **CASTS**
nevel papperman from icarly type insult
"You will pay for this!" translated to archaic
"How did this happen, Dinesh?" made me snort out loud in the middle of the night in a dark room while my roommate attempts to sleep. Something about that delivery has me ROLLING
Lol me too
I want answers
It just sounds so disappointed, like he's dinesh's dad or boss. I love it
Also, sorry about being pedantic but Dinesh is pronounced "di-nae-sh" not "de-nesh". Somebody had to say it.
Furthermore, I am of the opinion that Carthage must be destroyed.
@@unholycrusader69 sorry, but it is clear as day it’s pronounced
Die-na-eh-sh
Matt Rose reading keyboard smashes reminds me of when me and my siblings were little, and we thought it was hilarious to ask our dad “what does ishejsvakwgwoqvsneiv spell?” and then hear him pronounce the gibberish.
Can’t survive a minute without bursting into laughter, your voice is so monotone yet so emotional about whatever your reading. I love it
he's british and occasionally his intonation reminds me of wheatley because he's british
i didn’t need to hear matt’s “uwu” voice today, but for someone who reads things online, i should’ve expected it
The sheer thought sends shudders down my spine
the sound of it makes me sick
It was inevitable
I haven’t seen the video yet, now I’m scared
I skipped it
Actually the guy blowing bubbles is a genius. I've taken a LOT of Ubers from concerts and that would've saved so much time.
Its so cute too lmfao Im crying
I thought he was high
Which is why I strap glowsticks to my car.
@rose Yes fr
Guy named bubbles:
"It's time to meet Jesus at the door" is the most dangerous sentence I've ever heard.
It's beautiful. Revelation 3:20 - "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, [then] I will enter his house and dine with him, and he with me."
@@universal_hyssoapno
@@universal_hyssoapstfu
@Hannah its not a yes or no matter fella its already been decided
@@universal_hyssoap are you threatening me
“I have been rebuilt several times.” absolutely just made me hysterical!
This video has the same energy as “Am I pregante?” and it made me laugh as much!
the raw power of "I HAVE BEEN REBUILT SEVERAL TIMES"
I think "I have been rebuilt several times" was the most ominous out of all of these.
yes
It sounds like something a super villian trying to stay alive would say
@@Azyne Don't you know I have been rebuilt several times, Spiderman?
@@Azyne You have been rebuilt several times
@@RadronPlayz583 It's true
did not ever expect matt to actually read out jess's message, but here we are.
The Jason Statham voice ascended it
Yo mistah white i made anotha batch of m&Ms
Jesse you made us rich
Who's Jess?
@@SkyRied1 0:47
@@SkyRied1 Jesse from the hit show breaking bad
1:35 I guess that explains the "am wet" message.
Underrated.
Here before this comment blows up
Your
im here before it blows up aswell
Dinesh has always had a way with words
1:27
I'm crying. He didn't have to think so long to tell us this. This is very inspiring
Quick tip: to meet the most interesting people in the world, call an Uber from a military base: I got a Colonel once, and another time I got a sweet little grandma blasting heavy metal.
The only people willing to go through the 2 hour line to get a mil pass either work there or are military themselves.
I was just thinking I needed a "doubled over throwing up" sort of laugh so thanks for delivering as always. Expected a banger, got one.
Matt rlly started a channel and said Oops, All Bangers!
I’m very tired and misread “bangers” as “burgers” and was, extremely briefly, willing to accept that as a valid synonym for banger.
@@DindellaTheDefender i was about to say that's the way americans probably use it, but then remembered they get plenty of BANGERS aswell.
Turn your volume off. Thank me later 🙂
@@TimSzabo why?
Maurice is just a name with a powerful yet strange aura and him saying that he was rebuilt several times either means he has been in multiple battles or he has been perfecting himself, both outcomes are terrifying
I can only see the name marucie along with a mental image of the lemur Maurice from the Madagascar films so it just gets better.
I can only think of Belle’s father from B&B 💀
@@stickynotemetagaming THIS exactly my thoughts thank you
he is the terminator
Yea but have you see his wikipedia's page, maurice from Madagascar is basically a canonical god
me and my family were at thanksgiving and my older sister had to leave early, she then got an uber and the text message from them were "it looks like you are summoning a demon when i look at the windows" we had red curtains and there was a lot of lights
I'm sorry
@@danielsumma555 i'm not
Holy shit😂
“i have been rebuilt several times” is actually frightening
2:55 more than he loves his wife, or, more than his wife loves basketball?
As LeBron once said...
baskemtball
I hope it means he loves it more than his wife loves it
Deep down, you knew the answer to your own question before you even asked it: yes.
No he loves millarf more
both
Friend favourite:
"They're out of pasta!
Mamma mia!"
Yes, on an Uber.
No, we don't know the context.
THE UWU MATT VOICE IM CRYING 💀💀💀💀
I am not 100% but I think the context is they ran out of pasta.
@@freedustin I disagree. I am actually 100% telling the truth when I say this... the context is they hired an italian to voice act it or they stole it from a kids cartoon show aggressively.
@@kakyoin7248 oh yeah? well....
Eat clock.
Mario and Luigi
You have no idea how much I needed this today. I needed a laugh
Sometimes we need that, hope your day starts going better 👍
🚜
Ok
because technoblade died.
@@troxical3341 for our sins.
I'm sorry Maurice the uberbot has had many technical difficulties in the past, to make sure you have an Uber experience we have been investigating Maurice so he can be the best bot he can be. An uberbot if you will.
You know rebuilding a robot driver is hard when the concept of metal itself apologizes on your youtube video
maurice
@@metal3978 i think i will ❤️
@@metal3978 you can't stop all of us
@Metal is this a german joke?
because i'm here for it
0:19 I can’t fathom the idea of how he managed to start driving without his client in the car but it happened
I was saving this video for a sad day, didn't know it would be so soon. RIP Technoblade, you were a real one. Thanks for cheering me up as always, Matt.
what is up with all the music sword fans in the comments
Accidentally forgot to connect my Bluetooth to my Airpods and this video started playing very very loudly in my grandparents’ living room. Thank you Matt
Hope they enjoyed it!
@@Matt_Rose hope they got laid
1:53 I remember hearing a story about a notification around midnight on Christmas Eve that said “Jesus is arriving in a Honda Accord.”
john 12:49. “for i did not speak of my own accord, but the father who sent me commanded me to say all that i have spoken”
0:47 I would be so scared to see that person in real life appear at my doorstep
The UwU is coming for you
bro i had an uber driver where his fun fact was literally just: Be afraid.
and that shit scared me to the core
Good.
"i'm here, you're such a bitch, get out of the way!" they then sent "sorry, I was using voice to text, i'm outside now"
A few ideas for Matt:
- “I accidentally read that as ___”
- “I accidentally said _ instead of ___”
- “Why did I tweet this?”
- “Copy and paste fails” (thanks to 0:41)
Second time I’ve put this list as a comment, I’ll keep adding every time I have another idea. (Or until Matt sees this, then I’ll just start a new list)
I see this! Love these!
I was reading about the various health issues that a certain dietary supplement could remedy, and misread one of them as "irregular masturbation".
It was actually 'irregular menstruation'.
But in all seriousness, irregular masturbation is a serious mental illness that needs to be cured!
@@Matt_Rose Oh shit I wasn't actually expecting a reply lol - hope to see these videos soon! And thanks for the content :)
@@InventorZahran Amen! Let us help those who suffer from irregular masturbation!
@@InventorZahran that sounds like a kink or something...
"We can rebuild him, _again._ We have the technology"
3:22 don't mess with THAT Uber driver
Matt just will never run out of video ideas, and I love all of them.
What are you doing here?
@@UzaziSprout it’s not really him, you know
camnan
canman
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@@UzaziSprout watching the videoo?
@@alftooka I know
0:54 HAD ME WITH TEARS IN MY EYES
I LOVE UR PFPF @audreyxxz
I would just cancel my drive after that
seeing those types of videos on my recommendations every 3-4 days instantly boosts my mood. please continue making this content, matt
"I have been rebuilt several times."
goals tbh
2:46 is josuke but blonde and irl
Love the description hahaha. It doesn’t pay, but it’s honest work
Yea lol
Finally it's here (/j)
Why do it if it does not pay?
i've heard there are people who go to work but just for the purpose of... work. not for money.
even though im very sick this puts a smile on my face, thank you matt rose
I hope you get better ^w^
@@lilyofluck371 thank you
Get better soon!!
@@cloudthesheep thank you so much
thought that said matt nose
1:27 my sense of humor isn't broken...
it's *shattered*
b
same, no idea why but that B is too funny
Same bro💀
B
Don't worry, It will be rebuilt several times
I came to watch weird Uber messages so door dash took advantage and put their ad to show their dominance
1:13 literally the ring
I quote "how did this happen Dinesh" at least once a week
Idk why it’s taken me so long to subscribe. This guy’s funny.
halarious* i have no idea how you misspelled it that bad lol 😂
lol
@@beartickler499 bruh you spelled it wrong too
@@beartickler499 hilarious
Thanks for the sub!!
3:02
I NEVER REALIZED
*_HHHHHJ IS THE PERFECT WAY TO SPELL A SNEEZE_*
:O
Hhhhhhju
@@superache427 omg yes
@@very_cherry 🥰
@@superache427 💖
I love how the one dude at the start says “Ok” and feels the NEED to sign off as his tinder nickname “sexyseniorcitizen”
The over-nuked "B!!!" nearly made me start cackling in my completely silent house.
You come up with the most random topics for each video but they’re always so funny 😂
Thanks for all the laughs Matt! :)
Absolutely my pleasure mate :)
That tough guy uwu voice was possibly the best thing I've heard all week thank you very much. Or should I say vewwy much.
Vewwy mwuch
0;52 is perfection i love jason so much and to hear him say some stupid shit would be perfect
If u ever see this matt, I just want u to know ur videos are the best thing in my days
They make me laugh no matter what
Even when my parents are asleep and I cannot make sound so I plug my nose so I don’t make noise bc i am internally screeching with laughter 😂😂
I love ur videos ❤️ keep it up man
It's crazy how much time and effort you put into these videos. Huge respect. Keep up the good work
I don't actually mind bots like this since they are just being nice lol
@@Ewokpilot65 they're just copy and pasting other comments lol
was literally just watching ur furby vids like “u-nye-tay-ay-do? NOM NOM NOM *proceeds to wail*” and then u uploaded this 💀💀
Wow ur actually first comment
@@fae1046 dang nice
*S K U L L E M O J I*
Ooh, edit time, video idea. Can we get a "weird usage of skull emoji(s)" video?
@@mirandahw yes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:56 THATS MY GRANDPA 😭
The most inspiring quote from Uber driver:
*"B"*
It's interesting the sort of conversations you get into with Uber drivers. I once had an Uber driver who was Irish and he was telling me that the Catholic/Protestant tension in Ireland is very much still alive and well in his home country, where I thought it was a thing of ancient history!
1:21 was a missed opportunity for a Furby voice 😳
THATWOULDBESOFUCKINGSCARYBROWHAT
Ya
oo nay tay ay doo?!
@@AQ206istaken *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
@@AQ206istakenomg google translate added furbish
Jess really missed an opportunity by not saying uwuber driver
3:22 five nights at Freddy's be like
I thought the same thing
Afton after the third time he comes back to life
@@funtimeLJ6789 yes
Cant unsee springtrap saying as an Uber driver now
@@hazakurasuyama9016 lol
I got an Uber ad before this video started, 10/10 timing.
3:14 he was so hysterical about the pee seat he couldn't type properly
1:48 would be funnier if he replied "I know" at the end
3:19 Pretty Sure This Uber Driver Is William Afton
“I always come back” ahh description
@@T-Gwen-Ttrue lol
the message at 3:09 is two sentences but the lack of punctuation gives it a whole new meaning
"I have been rebuilt several times" then , an ad about repairing cars popped out, phew, i got some context.
0:43 the fact that my brain immediately jumped to “oh hes talking about a lizard” definitely infers that I have many many issues.
Or just a hobby?
Its a hobby I am WAY too into
I feel like uber drivers are just another breed of people, chaotic really is the perfect word to describe them
I just found out about what happened to Technoblade, and it really shot me down. Thank you, Matt, for cheering me up, even if only a little. You've always brought happiness to me, whenever I watch your videos. Keep up the amazingly hilarious content.
Same
Who's that?
@@john-vg2fn Technoblade was a content creator and TH-camr who specialized in creating Minecraft related videos. He was known for his dark sense of humor, incredible kindness and generosity, and unyielding resilience when he was diagnosed with cancer.
@@xxx-ie9ic man, that really sucks. Death is a terrible thing. But at least he's at peace now.
Not to be mean or anything but why do people get so sad over some person they didn't even know?
Dinesh is just sitting on a ferry like: "I hope I didn't get turned around on that highway"
Ive been rebuilt serval times...
*Gets a webtoon ad of this tragic backstory of undead people coming back mortal
i lowkey wanna be an uber driver just to message people comepletely stupid things.
the way he said "hello, i'm the burger king" has me crying lmfaooo
2:28 yep that's a turkish uber driver alr
"I AM the Burger King" sounds surprisingly epic
After the "I have been rebuild several times" part i got an ad for an auto parts company
im so glad he actually read jess' message
I was having a really bad day and not even 10 seconds in and I'm laughing, thanks dude! ♡
This is what happens when they don’t get paid more. Most of them are actually freaking tired and still have to do this, so they try to act nice. Great video!
I love how Matt spells emojis and those texts typed like "hhssshhh" or "dhfhduehdjs" Thats a skill right there
I’m pretty sure the sexy senior citizen is a reference to bobs burgers, bc one time I was watching an episode and Linda said that bob would look like a sexy senior citizen if he got glasses.
I’m impressed that Maurice has several prestiges
The Uber driver was rebuilt several times. No more shall the weak flesh of his previous body guide his life and make it a living hell. Finally, he has become hell. You shall call him The Uber. Come with him if you want to live.
I’ve been crying for a while, came to TH-cam and there’s a notification that Matt Rose has posted. Thanks for making this shitty day so mush better❤️
0:51 there is no need for context. Just look at it
Yeah.... I'd go with the Uber driver in that case with no hesitation. XD
@@Carlium I’d do it to mock him
“watashi waiting”
man i barely speak any japanese but the grammar makes me want to cry
That one guy: " *B* "
Me: "Fair point, my guy." 😌
"you good"
"yeah, i'm lost" (in th middle of the ocean in a car)
"how did this happen"
Making the mother of all omelettes here Jack! Can't fret over every egg!
Played colleague ball y'know, coulda gone pro if I hadn't joined the navy
STANDING HERE I REALIZE
@@frostythesnowmanlol YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
don't fuck with this senator
@@matchedpowerofthesun TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
I'VE WAITED FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
i’ve never thought i’d hear matt’s evil uwu voice before and i’m not disappointed
Wouldn't call it evil, just lower pitched
Thank you for being awesome, my great grandmother died last night, and it’s been really tough. Anyways, keep up the hilarious work!
The fact that he can say "rocket emoji in such quick succession is just... *WOW.*
0:38 sounds like a fursona description, or something of the sort
Definitely
@Nova Productions go outside
sounds more like a snake
What I'm wondering is who he meant to send that to lol
fr lmao
Another wonderfully wacky episode of "things people should not be doing in their jobs"
They absolutely should be doing this. It's funny af
@@Gnomereginam Yea tbh I'd be dyin if someone does that to me
"I have been rebuid several times"
Good to know Springtrap has finally found a stable job
Hope he’s not driving any kids to their deaths
Uber got banned in my country. I forget why.
my day brightens up every time i see you've posted !! keep up the good work. SKULL EMOJI 💀