As someone with a rather deep voice voice to text has been a permeant source of hilarity. My favourite was "genuinely terrible" being heard as "junior turtle"
@@biharek7595 😙🤨thewdee@syt asit 6is x se r dwxxq cdaad err EA e des wwa as5aseeaeeeax as efscfffs qeww eTX EA Ed waswes w weww are 3ead@ww are3w sae sade
Either way if he added vowels or got an AI to pronounce it, it's still impressive and cool that he actually tries to pronounce it rather than just making a random noise to make the video with less effort
For some people (me included) it's really easy to keep composure while saying those kinds of things because (at least for me) me breaking composure would totally ruin it so I just don't. Well usually, but that could just be cut out with video editing. it's really not that impressive.
Do you mean: "Argosy night is when the funniest man in my life", "honesty man is one the funniest man alive" or "honestly not funniest man alive"? (I used voice to text for those)
@@prestonthebeston1735what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what is being what the f*** was Disney Infinity
Actually people don't realize that gasoline is really packed with calories. In fact, if you eat gasoline, you won't need another meal for the rest of your life!
Matt, I need a part 2- Once my dad used voice to text trying to say “Good night” to a female coworker, but my family was talking about baby cows in the background. Came out as “Good night baby girl”😭😭
Still hoping you'll do a video of tweets with the phrase, "Is it legal to..." and see what issues of legality the geniuses on Twitter are dealing with.
I just did a quick look on Google for that. The eleventh (!) result deals with cannibalism, and one of the suggestions in the "Refine this search" is "When is it legal to kill another person". I have never looked up either of those topics.
My ex is dyslexic, so whenever we used to text she’d use speech-to-text, one time she tried to say “I love you” and all I was sent was “I am muffin”, I was extremely confused.
@@artscraftsgaming7169 Same experience!! It's like some jokester just messed up what you wrote and you read it and like, how the hekc did that happen?!?
@@berrymint6384 Funny joke comment from a year ago got you grossed out, eh? Well. It happens. Not gonna argue about it, because obviously could have a vastly mindset than I was a year ago. So, glhf.
Seems like something from team rocket, because there is in fact a James there, and the text read like Jessie trying to text Giovanni whilst also trying to tell James to go back into McDonald's and get the chicken sandwich they missed out
My most recent voice-to-text from my elderly father (who has asbestosis and talks with a pronounced croak) read: "F**king daddy I want to steal some chairs" I can never show it to him because I think he'd be terribly embarrassed, but oh Lord how my son and I laughed at that one. Definitely the funniest I've had to date. (He sold the shares. And yes I actually understood what he meant :-D )
one year later, im gonna roll my face across the keyboard to see if your comparison was accurate H ha gucdyytsiyzhyisihxouhoydudoxyouxxuoyxucupuxpux 🎉 😂 z dei lol k :$/&/&&/@/jeksksmstc 😍😍✌️🥰3@2@-&\£ Yep. Pretty accurate.
The whole "😚🤨 -- sae sade" text is the best thing that I have ever heard you say. I mean really, let's all appreciate this man for keeping it in and reading out all of this unintelligible gibberish without bursting out in laughter or slipping up once! 👏👏👏 I love how voice-to-text can mess up the simplest word... but still manages to come out with a word like "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" perfectly. 😂
Oh no are you okay or are you dead are you are are you still alive I'm concerns are you are I need to know if you're dead India I'm using I'm using voice text I'm using voice text
I’ve had quite a few ridiculous mishaps with voice-to-text. I was on a field trip to the City Museum once and we were about to ride the ten-story slide. I used the voice-to-text and told my parents “It looks terrifying” but all the other voices made the watch hear it as “It looks fine”. Another time I said “Okay text me.” It was heard as, “Okay taxi.” Just today in fact, I had an extremely difficult time saying “Oreo ice cream” into the voice-to-text. It heard it as “Overdue ice cream”, “All real ice cream,” and “Or er ice cream” before I had to literally spell the word “Oreo” for it to appear.
i was once trying to communicate with a very nice japanese tourist who didn’t speak a lick of anything but japanese using google translate’s voice-to-text-to-translator thingy. she asked me more about what i was doing at work and at the time i worked at a publishing house, so i said “the book i’m working on is…” i wasn’t looking at the transcript as i said it. neither was she. it actually understood it as “the pokémon is…”. it took me a few seconds to realise why did she suddenly start laughing like a madman
lol parents saying punctuation out loud is too is funny lol "Hey did you do your chores question mark" "My aunt just passed away period sad face emoji"
Same :( But I'm the one literally holding their relationship like a rusty piece of iron keeping a bridge barely crossable. Just felt the need to vent today. Sorry if that was too much.
My parents are somewhat like that, and they're getting divorced. Just goes to show that even though people don't love each other anymore, they can still respect eachother.
Just a few months ago, I was seeing a movie with my mom, it was a great time until she got a notification on her phone. Not only did she not put her phone on silent when in the theater, but she took her phone out to check the text, and then, in the middle of the theater, responded with voice to text. I genuinely couldn't believe I was related to someone who would do this sort of thing.
My mum does the voice to text thing so she has gotten used to saying things like “How was your day question mark”. Well, she got a little to used to saying it. She was leaving a voicemail... and this is how it went, “Hey [named person] comma how is it going question mark I just wanted to check in on you period call me back when you can period. When she told me about this later that day I laughed nonstop for what felt like forever.
Haha! My friend did this face-to-face. We're both blind so use VTT a lot. She was talking to someone at a party who was having difficulty hearing/understanding, so my friend started speaking slowly and clearly, and that must've just activated the same part of her brain that dictates to her phone, because we slowly realised she was also announcing punctuation in the same way.
Once my mom text to speeched “hi deary me and your father are quite happy my toe stings aaa omg what the hell sorry that was my iPad falling on my foot
0:00 comes out right 0:12 Damned choice to vexed 0:14 Will you hello hello it was talking to me delete it and delete 0:24 You need to pick up shoes and crap get away from me 0:30 congratulations to both of you he's guilty 0:40 Five minutes, I have Jesus on the stove Cheese sauce 0:45 He meant Loki aka our puppy 0:54 I just deeped m'y fryers in m'y Pepsi! 1:00 I hope you're all doing well getting ready to get busy in the a**. 1:09 Sad face werewolves werewolves what wait what wait what 1:18 Has Sheila misses me sending you a call a voicemail text I forgot what I was going to say love Mum 1:25 Wow holy sh** 1:40 Help I am being attacked by a small but vicious black brown and white cat 1:51 Hi How was your dinner did you like that f**k 1:53 ostrich feathers in my butt 2:01 What's so funny question 2:07 exclamation exclamation exclamation exclamation 2:14 X Glenn mission 2:17 Be careful. What the f**k is that- 2:19 *Nashville animal that roam this earth* 2:27 oh come on dog in the road 2:35 and were always thinking of you just farted 2:52 God Forbid I spread my pork chop and get the cobwebs off and it makes mud.
It happens the other way around too! I was doing voice-to-text letting my mom know I was on my way home from campus. Our university's parking garages were notorious for having people speed through them (smh) and when I was backing out of my spot, some guy nearly hit me. My mom received the following text: "Just letting you know I'm on my way home oh my God you fucking asshole."
_>Is about to get home in 25 Minutes_ [4:23] _>Asks for Assistance but would understand if there was none present when she gets back_ _>Casually threatens to blow up The House_ _S I G M A M O M G R I N D S E T_
Incredible authenticity on this one. If I close my eyes it's almost like I'm listening to my Mum voice texting her lunch friends and telling Siri on the iPad to shut up. Oh wait, she's actually doing that. Right now. Again. For the fifth time this month.
My family always accidentally calls me by my older sisters name, especially my mom! My sisters name is Kayla and my name is Sarah. My mom always uses voice to text and she one time tried to text me through voice to text. She had apparently said, “hey Siri text ka-Sarah.” Which Siri replied, “you have no Katie Sarah’s in your contacts”
I'm curious on how he can say stuff like this out loud so perfectly without misspeaking or tripping over his own words even once. He probably can master tongue twisters. This man should be a voice actor.
This comment is fully generated by text to speech ;-) emoji and so this video was super awesome!! Happy, happy, happy, happy face I mean a happy face give happy face emoji
My dad was getting vaccines online like a year/a few months ago and he only had 3 minutes, so he voice texted my mom “Can I ask so if you would like the Madonna or the Johnson and Johnson because I only have 3 minutes to”
0:55 happens by changing your language to french and back to english. hate gets autocorrected to hâte and my to m’y as well as ya to y’a. really annoying and I still haven’t fixed mine after over a year
Matt omg. I was watching his video when my grandma piped in with “are you watching that British guy again?” And my grandpa overheard and said “what? A British priest? Why?” And my grandma fell over. She was okay.
Odd. When I do speech to text, saying "question mark" actually adds a question mark, and same for other punctuations. How else are you supposed to add them?
1:28 is my new favorite thing. just the enunciation of WOW! holy Shit! is the best 10/10 would put on loop again also, thank you for asking Dad Work Cell, i am certainly getting ready to get busy in the ass
Hi Matt! Maybe you could do “old people misnaming movies” or something like that
This better be the top comment for the rest of time
thats a *splendid* idea
My friend this has officially been added to my Ideas List!
@@Matt_Rose woo hoo!
@@Matt_Rose Yay!
As someone with a rather deep voice voice to text has been a permeant source of hilarity.
My favourite was "genuinely terrible" being heard as "junior turtle"
*OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS JUNIOR TURTLE*
Wait till next year and he’ll be a senior turtle 🎓🐢
Edit: Look guys he finally graduated! 🎓🐢🎉🎊
camel cost
Oh boy, I have a speech impediment and voice to text is my worst fucking enemy.
junior turtle
4:08 The best part of Matt’s videos are when he manages to pronounce text abominations like these. Truly magnificent indeed.
The best part of Matts videos is the whole video
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What
@@biharek7595 😙🤨thewdee@syt asit 6is x se r dwxxq cdaad err EA e des wwa as5aseeaeeeax as efscfffs qeww eTX EA Ed waswes w weww are 3ead@ww are3w sae sade
@@kitthedemon most ai just spells it out, not pronounces it
I almost passed out laughing at the "ostrich feathers in my butt" text. He just read it so naturally.
What? 💀
@@Vanta526Lego 9 million oh God Adam using voice text I mean I mean is I'm using it and I'm using it and I'm using the freaking voice text
Why did that one was almost rhyme 💀
Bye-bye #(#(×[#?×>×*>3
Matt makes everything sound 10x funnier
true but just imagine one of these videos but with bruno powroznik doing the voice over
@@EstonianBro wait wat-
@@Zara_dem0ns_loves_monsters Who is Tartuball?
Agree
I will always appreciate the way Matt reads random letters perfectly
Right, it's amazing how, for example Matt for some reason, which I would never do this, says "ZHCIEHAJSGDUIKSHVBFDDJ" perfectly.
he actually doesn't, he adds vowels that aren't there
he might cheat. give it to an AI to pronounce and then learn from it
Either way if he added vowels or got an AI to pronounce it, it's still impressive and cool that he actually tries to pronounce it rather than just making a random noise to make the video with less effort
😆
I'm surprised that Matt keeps his composure reading these. I would've died laughing reading them
It's perfect
For some people (me included) it's really easy to keep composure while saying those kinds of things because (at least for me) me breaking composure would totally ruin it so I just don't. Well usually, but that could just be cut out with video editing. it's really not that impressive.
@@Maker0824 good point
I like it. Get on it Mr. Matt.
It's not like he does it in 1 take...
honestly matt is one of the funniest men alive
especially when he does an actual dub for the messed up words
@@kylebroflovski171 right
HONESTLY
The funniest*
Do you mean: "Argosy night is when the funniest man in my life",
"honesty man is one the funniest man alive"
or "honestly not funniest man alive"?
(I used voice to text for those)
As a Nashvillian, I am the animal that roams this world
We need a sequel to this one! It has a lot of potential!!!
Also I wonder if James ever did get that chicken sandwich.
That could be a text between the members of team rocket from Pokemon, because there's a character named James in that show
@RICKY SUWITO what’s so funny question
@@prestonthebeston1735what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what is being what the f*** was Disney Infinity
The one where the dad was shouting silly things to mess up the mom's texts was adorable.
E
Yeah, talk about couple goals
"Mama mama mama lasagna"
Mama mama mama lasagna
Wish i had parents like that 😔😔
(/hj)
mama mama mama lasagna
"What would you like for dinner?"
"Gasoline"
The others were really funny too but this one almost killed me
If you did have it for dinner I would presume it would💀
@@Laarrrieeee thats a good point
Gas gas gas
Tfw you find out your dad is secretly a transformer.
Actually people don't realize that gasoline is really packed with calories. In fact, if you eat gasoline, you won't need another meal for the rest of your life!
0:50 If he has to tell the rest of the family when he's doing it low-key, the scope of the messaging when he's doing it high-key must be legendary.
Oh wow I never thought of it like that...
He puts out an ad in the papers beforehand telling everyone where it'll happen
I couldnt handle that part and just burst out laughing next to my sleeping boyfriend
Sorry, what?????this comment confuses me
@@PlayfulJavekacidnationleader Low-Key means stealthily or silently. High-Key Is the opposite
4:15 This deserves a round of applause.
these are literally my favorite types of videos, the "lowkey just pissed on mom" had me skull emoji
Matt, I need a part 2-
Once my dad used voice to text trying to say “Good night” to a female coworker, but my family was talking about baby cows in the background. Came out as “Good night baby girl”😭😭
Poor dad
How did that turn out, may I ask? lmao
Your dad is dead
just wait till your mom finds about his text history _😂😂_
Wow.just...wow
Matt, I'm sure 4:07 took a lot of effort to get right and I just want to tell you it was 100% worth it, I couldn't stop laughing.
looks more like butt dialing than voice to text
how did he say it so casually
Still hoping you'll do a video of tweets with the phrase, "Is it legal to..." and see what issues of legality the geniuses on Twitter are dealing with.
this is a GREAT idea
Fantastic idea!!!
Oh man, I want to see that one.
I just did a quick look on Google for that. The eleventh (!) result deals with cannibalism, and one of the suggestions in the "Refine this search" is "When is it legal to kill another person".
I have never looked up either of those topics.
I had to pause at 2:51 bc I couldn't breathe. tears. absolute tears. I need my inhaler and then I'll finish this.
ok, I'm back, phenomenal, no notes.
thank you for this.
today is the anniversary of my mom passing and it really cheered me up 💕
@@kelseycocaif you or anyone else need to talk lmk :) stay safe and I hope you have a good day/night
0:45
THE BEST. had me laughing in the middle of the night while people were asleep. Might have woken someone up
My ex is dyslexic, so whenever we used to text she’d use speech-to-text, one time she tried to say “I love you” and all I was sent was “I am muffin”, I was extremely confused.
Being dyslexic is like constantly reading voice-to-text fails. It’s awesome and frustrating. -coming from a dyslexic person
@@artscraftsgaming7169 Same experience!! It's like some jokester just messed up what you wrote and you read it and like, how the hekc did that happen?!?
@@SquirrelTheorist ikr?! (Note: I totally didn’t have to rewrite ikr 3 times)
@@artscraftsgaming7169 DX Goodness I hate when that happens! Same when I wrote "when" aghhhh
Your reply should of been “yes you are”
"Low-key just pissed on Mom." has to be the most chad accidental text I have read this month.
i was looking for this 😂😂
It isn't
You need help
@@berrymint6384 Funny joke comment from a year ago got you grossed out, eh? Well. It happens.
Not gonna argue about it, because obviously could have a vastly mindset than I was a year ago. So, glhf.
@@williamfallslow-key p*ssed on berrymint6384
What does low key mean?
James was just too nervous to ask for a new chicken sandwich😓
Classic James
Yes no maybe so
Not again, James!
Seems like something from team rocket, because there is in fact a James there, and the text read like Jessie trying to text Giovanni whilst also trying to tell James to go back into McDonald's and get the chicken sandwich they missed out
Why does he have 400 text messages that are unread 4:13
5:17 lmao i love this one
I'm a year late but fellow htf pfp
Okay hello 2 HTF pfp’s
Theres something about the way you read the texts that just makes them even more funny! Love ur videos!
gas
@@memesandgaming8777 ?
@@skylarfoxy6908 gas
@@Noahed_ 😐
@@skylarfoxy6908 gas
3:29 the way "Sex challenge" appeared out of nowhere made me laugh so hard
I have been dying for 4 days now just because of that clip
@@gdphoenix5702 me too
@@gdphoenix5702 SAME BUT NOT FOR 4 DAYS
My most recent voice-to-text from my elderly father (who has asbestosis and talks with a pronounced croak) read:
"F**king daddy I want to steal some chairs"
I can never show it to him because I think he'd be terribly embarrassed, but oh Lord how my son and I laughed at that one. Definitely the funniest I've had to date.
(He sold the shares. And yes I actually understood what he meant :-D )
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 lol
I'm always amazed at how well Matt reads something that looks like someone rolled their face across a keyboard.
Hate to bring the news to you, they rolled something over the keyboard, but it was not their face...
@@NFSHeld 📸🤨
@@mamabear934 they rolled something over the keyboard, but it was not ther face... *it was their hands*
one year later, im gonna roll my face across the keyboard to see if your comparison was accurate
H ha gucdyytsiyzhyisihxouhoydudoxyouxxuoyxucupuxpux 🎉 😂 z dei lol k :$/&/&&/@/jeksksmstc 😍😍✌️🥰3@2@-&\£
Yep. Pretty accurate.
5:24 my fav
4:50 i thought it would be something else
Two dool
I love to imagine a person screaming "COMES OUT RIGHT" at their phone in the middle of a public space at 8:30 in the evening.
What is that even supposed to mean?
@@somebody8610 exactly
Lol right
Streatham I did get it don't work I put a spell on you it doesn't work
"Please correct your timestamp." - 🤓
Unrelated note:
I'd definitely watch a full 1 hour video of you saying "skull emoji" 💀
💀
Yes very much.
💀! Peter's Michael Collins hey you whatever
skullemojiiiii
skulle moji
The whole "😚🤨 -- sae sade" text is the best thing that I have ever heard you say.
I mean really, let's all appreciate this man for keeping it in and reading out all of this unintelligible gibberish without bursting out in laughter or slipping up once! 👏👏👏
I love how voice-to-text can mess up the simplest word... but still manages to come out with a word like "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" perfectly. 😂
0:30 I choked on my drink
Oh no are you okay or are you dead are you are are you still alive I'm concerns are you are I need to know if you're dead India I'm using I'm using voice text I'm using voice text
I’ve had quite a few ridiculous mishaps with voice-to-text.
I was on a field trip to the City Museum once and we were about to ride the ten-story slide. I used the voice-to-text and told my parents “It looks terrifying” but all the other voices made the watch hear it as “It looks fine”.
Another time I said “Okay text me.” It was heard as, “Okay taxi.”
Just today in fact, I had an extremely difficult time saying “Oreo ice cream” into the voice-to-text. It heard it as “Overdue ice cream”, “All real ice cream,” and “Or er ice cream” before I had to literally spell the word “Oreo” for it to appear.
i was once trying to communicate with a very nice japanese tourist who didn’t speak a lick of anything but japanese using google translate’s voice-to-text-to-translator thingy. she asked me more about what i was doing at work and at the time i worked at a publishing house, so i said “the book i’m working on is…”
i wasn’t looking at the transcript as i said it. neither was she. it actually understood it as “the pokémon is…”. it took me a few seconds to realise why did she suddenly start laughing like a madman
Xd
"What the fuck, Mom" Seems like a reasonable way to end a text message. Mistake or not.
3:21 for your replaying pleasures.
Yes
Clip before it is gold too. 3:18
ok
"Sex challenge" is also the best one. Idk what she meant to say.
@@avalianathallah1030 IDK WHY SEX CHALLENGE LITERALLY KILLED ME
Can’t tell you the amount of time’s I’ve texted old teammates “What’s for dinner?” due to my Siri not hearing my family group chat’s name right.
Did they tell you what’s for dinner?
@@heckingepicgamer961 Unfortunately no
Lmao
My favorite part is Matt articulating each and every jumbled letter/symbol sequence as a legitimate interjection
2:15 exclamation point in disguise 💀
My mom once tried to say "All that jazz" while we were texting and voice-to-text interpreted it as "All that jizz"
It was unsettling, to say the least
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I’ve not laughed this hard in ages lmao. thanks Matt :))
"Boiled genital sauce" is the funniest shit I've heard 🤣
waiting to hear about Bangor Burnley stats
0:01 it took 35 minutes for it to comrade out right
“To comrade out right” 💀
2:14 this one got me so bad
SAME🤣💀💀
That was really good- *X GLENN MISSION POINT*
My mom almost *exclusively* texts with text to speech and this sounds about right.
I find the word contagious alot
Mine does too!🤣
same!
My dad always uses text to speech and it always comes out perfectly
3:18 "What would you like for dinner?"
" *G* *A* *S* *O* *L* *I* *N* *E* "
Hehehehe
Yummy yummy gasoline 😋
lol parents saying punctuation out loud is too is funny lol
"Hey did you do your chores question mark"
"My aunt just passed away period sad face emoji"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thats the laughing so loud I'm crying emoji mom not agai-
“I have Jesus on the stove” 😂😂😂
1:04 oh god
AYO 💀💀
what the fuck
this is truly an r/suddenlygay moment
i havent laughed this hard in like 10 years, this is probably the first time im tearing up as i laugh. thank you matt
2:43 is so cute and wholesome, wish my parents were like that!
Same :( But I'm the one literally holding their relationship like a rusty piece of iron keeping a bridge barely crossable.
Just felt the need to vent today. Sorry if that was too much.
@@nsn2635 it's ok I understand I hope all is well with you 😊
My parents are somewhat like that, and they're getting divorced.
Just goes to show that even though people don't love each other anymore, they can still respect eachother.
2:25 Nashville animal that roam this earth 🗿
That was my favourite part
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@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa st8tc9idz6r9e5a84272a824a852a83a9eaawWwI6fcjfu8tarar68TR8ar58ar68a6r88s6rar58ae5a5e7eu5aea57ae75ckyouyjtrugozyr8st8rs8aeitta8rar9ary93yora69r9ayra68ar69
*earthbound intensifies*
Nashville animal that roam this earth isNashville animal that roam this earth is a
I couldn't stop laughing I literally woke my parents up 🤭
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
The way you cut yourself off mid sentence and your tone changes at 4:42 is just perfect
Just a few months ago, I was seeing a movie with my mom, it was a great time until she got a notification on her phone. Not only did she not put her phone on silent when in the theater, but she took her phone out to check the text, and then, in the middle of the theater, responded with voice to text. I genuinely couldn't believe I was related to someone who would do this sort of thing.
Oh nooooo!!!!!!!!! 😅🤣😭😭😭😭😭
Bad batch in the bloodline
1:18 The definition of walking into a room and forgeting why you were there.
Matt’s ability to pronounce gibberish.
That’s all the context you need
My mum does the voice to text thing so she has gotten used to saying things like “How was your day question mark”. Well, she got a little to used to saying it. She was leaving a voicemail... and this is how it went, “Hey [named person] comma how is it going question mark I just wanted to check in on you period call me back when you can period. When she told me about this later that day I laughed nonstop for what felt like forever.
Haha! My friend did this face-to-face. We're both blind so use VTT a lot. She was talking to someone at a party who was having difficulty hearing/understanding, so my friend started speaking slowly and clearly, and that must've just activated the same part of her brain that dictates to her phone, because we slowly realised she was also announcing punctuation in the same way.
4:01
Knock off British Eminem
Same
4:36 This is the best one, you managed to decypher the original intentions brilliantly 🤣
5:15 Wholesome one
Heheheh
Once my mom text to speeched “hi deary me and your father are quite happy my toe stings aaa omg what the hell sorry that was my iPad falling on my foot
0:00 comes out right
0:12 Damned choice to vexed
0:14 Will you hello hello it was talking to me delete it and delete
0:24 You need to pick up shoes and crap get away from me
0:30 congratulations to both of you he's guilty
0:40 Five minutes, I have Jesus on the stove
Cheese sauce
0:45 He meant Loki aka our puppy
0:54 I just deeped m'y fryers in m'y Pepsi!
1:00 I hope you're all doing well getting ready to get busy in the a**.
1:09 Sad face werewolves werewolves what wait what wait what
1:18 Has Sheila misses me sending you a call a voicemail text I forgot what I was going to say love Mum
1:25 Wow holy sh**
1:40 Help I am being attacked by a small but vicious black brown and white cat
1:51 Hi How was your dinner did you like that f**k
1:53 ostrich feathers in my butt
2:01 What's so funny question
2:07 exclamation exclamation exclamation exclamation
2:14 X Glenn mission
2:17 Be careful. What the f**k is that-
2:19
*Nashville animal that roam this earth*
2:27 oh come on dog in the road
2:35 and were always thinking of you just farted
2:52 God Forbid I spread my pork chop and get the cobwebs off and it makes mud.
I will never get used to this man's ability to accurately pronounce mispronounced, misspelt things or complete and utter nonsense. I'm impressed.
Nooo
@@sabrinam.8006 nooo what
@Jorja-Rae Marsden same
I can pronounce dfshkdjhsgkdsjhgdskj and hippopottomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
its not that difficult being honest
elon musk's kid guest appearance 4:14
Your joke is not funny anymore.
we do not care 🤓🤓🤓
no way
@@Jimyrt. K
These videos will never not bring a smile to my face
I didnt read the not at first and got confused
@@offcialaa2progamr SAME
a Yoda
I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Matt is so funny
3:09 upijoG
3:45 i'm dying
get well soon
0:22 • Ahhh, well it's comforting to hear my Mother's not the only one who tells me to "delete myself". I was starting to think she was quite odd!
It happens the other way around too! I was doing voice-to-text letting my mom know I was on my way home from campus. Our university's parking garages were notorious for having people speed through them (smh) and when I was backing out of my spot, some guy nearly hit me. My mom received the following text: "Just letting you know I'm on my way home oh my God you fucking asshole."
3:19 my favourite dinner 😂😂
I don't use Voice-to-text for this reason
_>Is about to get home in 25 Minutes_ [4:23]
_>Asks for Assistance but would understand if there was none present when she gets back_
_>Casually threatens to blow up The House_
_S I G M A M O M G R I N D S E T_
1:53 is the best one imo
I rewatched that part like 300 times.
Did they like it though is the question?
@@Ember_Glitch Wrong one, I meant the ostrich feathers one.
how do you be a boo ☠️
Incredible authenticity on this one. If I close my eyes it's almost like I'm listening to my Mum voice texting her lunch friends and telling Siri on the iPad to shut up.
Oh wait, she's actually doing that. Right now. Again. For the fifth time this month.
What happened this time?
I hate voice to text it’s like auto save in video games it’s so unreliable
My family always accidentally calls me by my older sisters name, especially my mom! My sisters name is Kayla and my name is Sarah. My mom always uses voice to text and she one time tried to text me through voice to text. She had apparently said, “hey Siri text ka-Sarah.” Which Siri replied, “you have no Katie Sarah’s in your contacts”
3:51 😭 lmao
thank u for this lovely performance, matt. truly incredible. i teared up a little.
I'm curious on how he can say stuff like this out loud so perfectly without misspeaking or tripping over his own words even once. He probably can master tongue twisters. This man should be a voice actor.
He probably does multiple takes lol.
"What would you like for dinner" "Gasoline"
2:00
"is this working? this is my first voice text ever *EXCLAMATION MARK* "
"Hahahaha"
"whats so funny *QUESTION* "
"Low-key just pissed on mom" is the best sentence Ives heard
4:13 THIS PERSON HAS 408 OTHER TEXTS?!?!
I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO NOTICE
WAIT WHA
This comment is fully generated by text to speech ;-) emoji and so this video was super awesome!! Happy, happy, happy, happy face I mean a happy face give happy face emoji
I absolutely love you Matt, helping me get through so many hard time
2:00 that doesn’t sound like an eh.
😳😳
I was looking for this.
Ayoo 😳😳
Eh😩
Bro dirty minded
0:46 idk why but this was so funny to me
same lmao
Your username is similar to a discord friends user...
LMAO ME TOO
0:41 i think it's that person who cooked the furries
Funny how I haven't heard of that lol
@@ProtogenArts search up autocorrect in matt's videos
I hope that’s a miss type lol
@@RexiTheWolf same too
They WHAT
0:54 is just french autocorrect. I hâte it. It really grinds m’y gears when I texte, y’a know.
My dad was getting vaccines online like a year/a few months ago and he only had 3 minutes, so he voice texted my mom
“Can I ask so if you would like the Madonna or the Johnson and Johnson because I only have 3 minutes to”
0:55 happens by changing your language to french and back to english. hate gets autocorrected to hâte and my to m’y as well as ya to y’a. really annoying and I still haven’t fixed mine after over a year
*hâte* this thing
"you would too if you had boiled gentials" had me laughing SO HARD
"lowkey just pissed on mom" im crying.
Matt omg. I was watching his video when my grandma piped in with “are you watching that British guy again?” And my grandpa overheard and said “what? A British priest? Why?” And my grandma fell over. She was okay.
Odd. When I do speech to text, saying "question mark" actually adds a question mark, and same for other punctuations. How else are you supposed to add them?
1:28 is my new favorite thing. just the enunciation of WOW! holy Shit! is the best 10/10 would put on loop again
also, thank you for asking Dad Work Cell, i am certainly getting ready to get busy in the ass
what- 😶