r/Notmyjob | installed the cubicles, boss.

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ม.ค. 2025
  • ตลก

ความคิดเห็น • 9K

  • @nikita_2756
    @nikita_2756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1526

    0:52
    “It’s a candied apple but they left the sticker on”
    Sir, that’s a pear.

    • @dismal8294
      @dismal8294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      r/gof**ktourself
      its a woooosh

    • @giraudy221
      @giraudy221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      It’s not a whoosh

    • @HolyDarkFire
      @HolyDarkFire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed his goof

    • @hazelsder8638
      @hazelsder8638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Looks like an apple to me 🥴

    • @nikita_2756
      @nikita_2756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hazel Schneider your eyes deceive you

  • @whoknows9385
    @whoknows9385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    2:30 Love how Damien saw that it was awful, but didn't notice the fan and projector.

    • @soraalolanvulpix7224
      @soraalolanvulpix7224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spaced Out Lol ikr

    • @ktrim100
      @ktrim100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s the opposite of your name lol

    • @vanajau2895
      @vanajau2895 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ktrim100 earthed in

  • @astrialnova
    @astrialnova 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Sees animal decimated on the road: "Hahahahaha"
    Sees rat converted in condiment: "awww, oh nooo"

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *inserts inappropriate joke here using a different name for a rooster*

    • @MacCadalso
      @MacCadalso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Banana Phone chicken

    • @MacCadalso
      @MacCadalso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Banana Phone 😏 pretty inappropriate amiright?

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MacCadalso lol chicken is not another name for a rooster, but is another name for a hen.

    • @Skel1001
      @Skel1001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Banana Phone Male chicken?

  • @m4xamillion966
    @m4xamillion966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    2:08 can we also appreciate how there are no walls separating the cubicles either

    • @Googbr
      @Googbr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My school be like

    • @dovahound
      @dovahound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Company bonding

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Having a shit with my homies be like

    • @SadBheeseChurger
      @SadBheeseChurger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just dont look man. Common courtesy

    • @DragonslayerArmor
      @DragonslayerArmor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shit neighbours

  • @BeanieBeanSoup
    @BeanieBeanSoup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    chicken/bird: *gets absolutely decimated*
    EmKay: *uncontrollable laughter*
    Rat: *gets painted over*
    EmKay: OH NOOOOO POOR BOI

    • @feralbunnywoman
      @feralbunnywoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      >:(

    • @fbi1307
      @fbi1307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@feralbunnywoman furry

    • @2fjdjdkdjd68
      @2fjdjdkdjd68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      FBI lmao

    • @angiezuri
      @angiezuri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@fbi1307 oof-

    • @samster4044
      @samster4044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lets give this bird a round of fs plz

  • @HarmonyHope7534
    @HarmonyHope7534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    I feel like every not my job is just a malicious compliance we haven't heard the story to.

  • @m4ki9h76
    @m4ki9h76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    11:50 "Lorem Ipsum..." is basically designer's 'sample text', usually found in public template&comissioned template etc...
    Its purpose is to test the fonts used in the text, and those lengthy words definitely help designers to see which fonts is appropriate for their templates.

    • @NOName-yb5jf
      @NOName-yb5jf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The more you know

    • @spookyboy3076
      @spookyboy3076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I remember seeing that for the first time and putting through Google translate, it didn't work

    • @elsav9054
      @elsav9054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is not even lorem ipsum it is itroduction text in lorem ipsum site.

    • @henryfleischer404
      @henryfleischer404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spoopy Boy Yeah it's basically meaningless latin.

    • @OnlyTwoShoes
      @OnlyTwoShoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not only is there sample text, but you have an English only headline with a Spanish only description. So it's a double fail.

  • @halloweenqueen8286
    @halloweenqueen8286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Once my local Burger King had a sign that said "now hiring Carols" it was there for months. Apparently BK only wanted to hire people named Carol.

  • @nicpus6891
    @nicpus6891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    EmKay seeing a chicken getting absolutely wrecked: DIES OF LAUGHTER.. EmKay seeing a dead rat: NOOOOOOOOOOOO POOR THING :(

    • @fuzya8636
      @fuzya8636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To be fair rats are cuter

    • @user-se8jg5ul7e
      @user-se8jg5ul7e 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fuzya8636 why

    • @maxilz9447
      @maxilz9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Luke Lawrence THEN WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO BEFORE READING THE COMMENTS.

    • @brianzz6443
      @brianzz6443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seeing a dead person: *Laughs so hard he dies and resurrects before dying and resurrecting again*

  • @alphawolfmcmaster
    @alphawolfmcmaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    1:03 The real life version of leaving floating trees in Minecraft

    • @endergirl1421
      @endergirl1421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hate it
      And I hate people who do that
      TheAlphaWolf

    • @alphawolfmcmaster
      @alphawolfmcmaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      endergirl1421_YT Same

    • @bellacaps9574
      @bellacaps9574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheAlphaWolf only in Australia

  • @uncreative7821
    @uncreative7821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2215

    Damien's laugh is funnier than the actual subreddit

    • @jesse2318
      @jesse2318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      100% what I was thinking

    • @alex_is_drawing1562
      @alex_is_drawing1562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Any time he laughs, I laugh.

    • @the_eggu6552
      @the_eggu6552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lazarbeam

    • @Splammy
      @Splammy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kinda salty, but not really and better than fortnite

    • @niesaasyiqien7191
      @niesaasyiqien7191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True man

  • @enderlordskull544
    @enderlordskull544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Nobody:
    Damien's laugh: *Wheeze.*

    • @broook3308
      @broook3308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dream as well

    • @DRONEZONE2024
      @DRONEZONE2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@broook3308 iiluilululululiluiiiluluilululuikîl k lukuiluikiiikuikuikiiiiikuikuikuikuiiiiiiiiikuiiiiiiikuiiiikuiiilulululîllluulkuul mi oiiiluilukluliilululuilulululuklulululuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix

    • @ari-chan7467
      @ari-chan7467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DRONEZONE2024 How much sleep did you get last night? And how much coffee did you drink Mr. Aizawa? And last question: How’s class 1-A doing? 😂

    • @caylemmm
      @caylemmm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ari-chan7467 lmao

    • @caylemmm
      @caylemmm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      r/technicallythetruth?

  • @jessicafelton702
    @jessicafelton702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    3:38 HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS WHO,WAS DRIVING THAT GOOGLE MAPS CAR?!?

  • @gloYthegodking
    @gloYthegodking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    ah, yes. my favourite movie.
    "I, Frankenranken"

  • @mentalotaku
    @mentalotaku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5001

    Weed's been legal for almost a year here, everything is higher in Canada

  • @AFan-yl4me
    @AFan-yl4me 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    0:51 This reminds me of two classmates of mine a few years ago. We were told to make milkshakes, and they decided to do kiwi milkshakes. But they just put the kiwis into the blender peel and all. Yes, the milkshake was full of fur, our teacher even found a sticker.

  • @zoomhd9127
    @zoomhd9127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Looks at pear with chocolate “thats an apple”😂

    • @kobalt-red5895
      @kobalt-red5895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I’ve never heard of a pear with chocolate

    • @microplasticlover
      @microplasticlover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kobalt-red5895 you don't have to have heard of it. thats what it is.

    • @aubreysharp8384
      @aubreysharp8384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Green apple

    • @ninimazi459
      @ninimazi459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought I was a green apple

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ninimazi459 nope. Bartlett pear. Those little black goosebumps and the slight translucency of the fruit give it away. Looks pretty underripe too.

  • @4SHL1XX
    @4SHL1XX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Damien at every single picture: *laughs*

    • @fearingracer4253
      @fearingracer4253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *W H E E Z E*

    • @josephine1468
      @josephine1468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This video made me realize you’re not supposed to eat the sticker on the apple

    • @xsnipesfordays7031
      @xsnipesfordays7031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@josephine1468 Really? You're not supposed to?

    • @noobmaster-bk5tg
      @noobmaster-bk5tg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      efdasef

    • @xsnipesfordays7031
      @xsnipesfordays7031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Hilary Chan ah, thanks for the clarification.

  • @GooferMcGoofey
    @GooferMcGoofey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    4:45 Looks like when some villages spawn incorrectly and the entrance is just way high up

    • @djoknoot
      @djoknoot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ye lol

    • @fangsorflight4720
      @fangsorflight4720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Of corse you'd say that...
      WANDERING VILLAGER!!

    • @calebtds8294
      @calebtds8294 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm the *nicest* comment

    • @amonkey4707
      @amonkey4707 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeet

    • @TheSyntheticAbomination
      @TheSyntheticAbomination 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, it's our problem how we spawn and since 1.14 whe are improving our villages

  • @sebastianevan735
    @sebastianevan735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    2:02 how have you not noticed there are no barriers between the stalls

    • @memroli5919
      @memroli5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i like your pfp so much

    • @sebastianevan735
      @sebastianevan735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@memroli5919 thx

    • @eeeeeeeee9381
      @eeeeeeeee9381 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aw shit

    • @awe_chloe
      @awe_chloe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bringing back memories from my primary school bathrooms from year 3 and 4

  • @dontdieSECond
    @dontdieSECond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    "That's a candied apple" Me: No, that's a chocolate covered pear... isn't it? Am I wrong???

  • @shingojira6612
    @shingojira6612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Imagine putting his laugh on every joker laugh in the batman franchise

    • @brazenh2836
      @brazenh2836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You don't do it automatically?

    • @chork83
      @chork83 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would make it more of a comedy

  • @glubglub2044
    @glubglub2044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    3:24 "Why did the chicken cross the road?" *the world will never know*

    • @sleepycodes3816
      @sleepycodes3816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Because he was going to KFC for a funeral

    • @pastasalad3940
      @pastasalad3940 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fallout Foxy oof

    • @toastice2465
      @toastice2465 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No now the world knows: to get crushed by a google earth car

    • @m0n0x
      @m0n0x 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      fuck this one

    • @Ssstone3.14
      @Ssstone3.14 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bethany Kessler why did the chicken cro...*BOOM* 🍗🍗🍗

  • @RoseTheCat99
    @RoseTheCat99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I love his laugh more than the things he's reading or seeing usually

  • @TFCAnimations
    @TFCAnimations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Damien: *leaves emkay*
    Everyone: NOOOOOOOO-
    me: i will await your return brother.

    • @zo__glassss
      @zo__glassss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That One Cube wait he left?? why?

    • @AJ-ui2sd
      @AJ-ui2sd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah why did he leave

    • @TFCAnimations
      @TFCAnimations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Other matters that life created for damien, they posted an entire video on it

    • @unit0713
      @unit0713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That One Cube he created an own channel (damien lee)

    • @_lucas_2066
      @_lucas_2066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He back

  • @relirocko8901
    @relirocko8901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    We all need an episode where damien just speaks in a Chills voice

  • @DraydeeJayick
    @DraydeeJayick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3383

    Why the chicken cross the road?
    To get crushed by google street view!

  • @clarbbby
    @clarbbby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Attention, you are not our trollies. Students allowed to take to help you move”

  • @VixxieVamp92
    @VixxieVamp92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    2:00 I have had nightmares about bathrooms like this since I was young.

    • @hellseer1
      @hellseer1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same :, (

    • @leak-proofchugwaterbottle2594
      @leak-proofchugwaterbottle2594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      m.th-cam.com/video/UCmMebE0pIg/w-d-xo.html
      “ψ(`∇´)ψ

    • @VixxieVamp92
      @VixxieVamp92 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leak-proofchugwaterbottle2594 oh my

    • @doodleboodle
      @doodleboodle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VixxieVamp92 what is it im scared to look

    • @mirrorocean
      @mirrorocean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +MiniGemini Same. No matter what dream I’m in, the bathrooms are always overexposing

  • @sinfulwrath666
    @sinfulwrath666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    I wonder what will happen if Chills and Damien exchange channels for a while. Damien narrating a creepypasta video all happy, while Chills narrates reddit post in his weird voice. I have nothing against his voice though.

    • @theburgernoder2441
      @theburgernoder2441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      In a dead and monotone voice “Hahaha this fuels me with so much happiness”

    • @toastandbutter7367
      @toastandbutter7367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Nah, Damien would do the Chills voice, so everyone would still think it’s Chills, and everyone here would think Damien has started doing the voice for his videos.

    • @owenflanagan6592
      @owenflanagan6592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He has a collapsed lung

    • @bigskyfishing9272
      @bigskyfishing9272 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheBurgerNoder tjnjtjjjjtnm

    • @birbtail6814
      @birbtail6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@owenflanagan6592 r/uselessfacts,sirOwen

  • @ilivory974
    @ilivory974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    When he says “fleur” instead of floor...
    Also F for Brid
    😂

  • @flafflewaffle
    @flafflewaffle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Damiens laugh is a combination of a weasel with the flu, an old man that ate too much cheese, and... a Damien

  • @SkyeJulieta
    @SkyeJulieta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    your laugh is so contagious, I'm trying not to laugh out loud at eleven twenty two at night and FAILING

  • @FragileJesseLord
    @FragileJesseLord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    “Lorem ipsum dolor...” Is replacement text used by programmers and designers. It is nonsense latin

    • @alir9929
      @alir9929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      JesseBS2 It’s not exactly “nonsense latin” I mean it makes sense, but you’re right

    • @taik3tsu
      @taik3tsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that whole text literally explains what “Lorem ipsum dolor” means but it's in Spanish, it's so weird lol

    • @InBetweenHonor
      @InBetweenHonor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really sure if it could be called nonsense latin, but it is pig latin. It's usually used as a type of sample text.

    • @cenortheast799
      @cenortheast799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@InBetweenHonor wrong. It's correct latin. I have seen these sentences before where they try to use all letters of the alphabet

    • @ishashka
      @ishashka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nope, it's nonsense. It's a fragment of Cicero's De finibus bonum et malorum, but with some letters added, removed, or replaced in order to make it more random. The original text is great, though

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    My favorite thing about this channel is how Damien is a grown man and he unashamedly still says "Zoo Wee Mama".

    • @cathnorton
      @cathnorton 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nørsk1 yeeeeeeeeeeeees a true diary of a wimpy kid

  • @troyklein6379
    @troyklein6379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    1:08 when your mom says sex is a sin and i want grandchildren in the same sentence

  • @Limit19970
    @Limit19970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    11:45. "Lorem Ipsum" is a common placeholder. Essentially an alternative "Sample Text".

    • @mursuhillo242
      @mursuhillo242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is. And it is also originally wholly in latin. This is an idiotic spaniard / mexican ripoff

    • @shinyscarab2546
      @shinyscarab2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *lorem ipsum dolore sit amet*
      I once saw that in an institution’s website. It was just the same thing again and again and again. No other text at all. I freaked out cause I thought my computer had a virus or something.

  • @jnurse24
    @jnurse24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "You lazy sack of crap"
    I laughed so hard at this

    • @SalahEddineH
      @SalahEddineH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unrelated info: Those stickers are actually edible, because of multiple regulations, even the glue used to hold them is food grade. Because of course thousands of people are going to mistakenly eat those stickers.
      But yeah, that line killed me too.

    • @jessescofield1466
      @jessescofield1466 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      so did i

  • @lukagojsina7385
    @lukagojsina7385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how Damien is sorry for rat in mustard but dies laughing at flattened bird

  • @ChromaticCluck
    @ChromaticCluck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    4:07 This gives me deja vu. If u played borderlands 2 u know what I’m talking about.

    • @OptiJams
      @OptiJams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Stairs?
      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @rivermartinez9842
      @rivermartinez9842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That part is hilarious.

    • @darkmagicgaming2496
      @darkmagicgaming2496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BL3 is out and I'm not trying to hear this

    • @pelikanvernichter
      @pelikanvernichter 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I remember

    • @pelikanvernichter
      @pelikanvernichter 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkmagicgaming2496 a thumbnail spoilerd me

  • @overlycautiousstrategist3647
    @overlycautiousstrategist3647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "Throw things at unsuspecting passengers"
    Random guy in my room: "how dare you suggest that"
    Me: "no no, he's got a point"

    • @SunFlowergSus
      @SunFlowergSus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bro I read this right as he said this-

  • @justfishyy7428
    @justfishyy7428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    F
    For the chicken that couldn't cross the road

    • @Keaton0801
      @Keaton0801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why did he try to cross the road? Maybe he saw some food, or maybe he was headed home. I guess we'll never know, becuase he got ran over by the Google Street view car.

    • @parsa1372
      @parsa1372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why couldnt he?

    • @thenamelessdragon
      @thenamelessdragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      f

    • @constantlycaffeinated4828
      @constantlycaffeinated4828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      F

    • @daliarondon4027
      @daliarondon4027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      F

  • @birdbrainshane3993
    @birdbrainshane3993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    50% of the video is just Damien wheezing

  • @charliecooper7458
    @charliecooper7458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    “This toilet wobbles I’m complaining to the manager”
    -Karen 1973-2019
    RIP Karen

    • @koenigsschwert2452
      @koenigsschwert2452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Um ok so karen was unvaccinated apparently

    • @RandomishToons
      @RandomishToons 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      emkay: ahahahhaahahhaahhaahahahahahahahah wheeze hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wwwwwwwhhhhhheeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeee hahahahahhahaah

    • @yabazyabacoffee
      @yabazyabacoffee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KoenigsSchwert 24 no she fell in the toilet

  • @matthewevans9405
    @matthewevans9405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    “Behemoth of Slothitude”
    -Damien, Emkay - 2019

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      figure out my keyboard format from this code:
      Cy-o bry cbj.oy cu cy-o frgp o.jrbe jrgocbw ao cyo n.ianv ,cbtf uaj.

  • @Crush1084
    @Crush1084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Man...now I want to see Emkay do a let's play of Stardew Valley

  • @thegoodygames
    @thegoodygames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    10:15 it's like 53,50$, that's Polish currency

  • @JimmyJ1nx
    @JimmyJ1nx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    "Looks like the ceiling is about to collapse"
    No mention about how the projector pole is blocking the fan from spinning? Oh okay.

    • @gamegoodgg5240
      @gamegoodgg5240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Noone at the end you should’ve said ‘oh emkay’ instead.

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noone 3:18 Would you like floor 0 or floor 0?"
      Well, I don't know, but I do notice that there's only open doors here at the bottom.

    • @roadkill5655
      @roadkill5655 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      okay....

  • @elliottfoster3901
    @elliottfoster3901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    at 11:43
    "it is simply the filler text of printers and text files. it has been the standard of text since 1500" when an unknown printer (of the person who works in the printing shop) used a gallery of texts and mixed them in such a way that he managed to make a pound of specimen texts"

    • @Royal2KGaming
      @Royal2KGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally all you had to put, was that "Lorem Ipsum is the most common and popular form of generic filler text"

    • @Royal2KGaming
      @Royal2KGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You didn't have to copy and paste the *_entire_* definition of it from Google or any other place

    • @space__idklmao
      @space__idklmao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Royal2KGaming what OP said is what the text says not the generic Lorem Ipsum text

  • @NezzConstantine
    @NezzConstantine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    4:50 Clearly that is for flying cars. They're just prepping for the future.

    • @CannonJockey
      @CannonJockey 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nezz Constantine Or it’s a sniper tower

    • @MarkusISMalicious
      @MarkusISMalicious 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someday. . .

    • @RandomHQ433
      @RandomHQ433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Space taxi, to the sky

  • @umbreonesty
    @umbreonesty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    damien's laugh restores my will to live

  • @camo6465
    @camo6465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    2:30 he didn’t notice that the ceiling fan was blocked by the projector

    • @xaladolokiyo
      @xaladolokiyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      omfg I know right I was about to write the same comment

  • @emth7084
    @emth7084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    2:10
    when you got stalls
    *BUT YOU AINT GOT WALLS*
    (look closer)

    • @gisellegarcia9757
      @gisellegarcia9757 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait-

    • @creased4life
      @creased4life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well everyone has already seen ya from outside the stall....
      Inside is just a bit more intimate- spring is caring and all that

    • @Vanastar
      @Vanastar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did I not notice that the first time!?

  • @stevenborck1279
    @stevenborck1279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Although many are, not all road lines are taped. Many are still painted.

    • @Firjiwater
      @Firjiwater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Steven Borck maybe I’m not looking hard enough but I’ve never seen any taped road lines

    • @TheFamine123
      @TheFamine123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      taped lines are for temporary use, especially with construction zones. that hub cap was painted over though, and that's done by a truck with a sprayer

    • @novacluster5205
      @novacluster5205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Firji yeah neither have i but the dude that commented has a good point

    • @stevenborck1279
      @stevenborck1279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Firji After looking into I realized that they aren't actually as common as I'd thought. I also saw that they are often times used for bridges as it can handle vibrations from the bridges well.

  • @andreacarreon2333
    @andreacarreon2333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    11:09 I thought it had sound but it was just Damian’s laughter

  • @nonother2634
    @nonother2634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    He didn't...

  • @SBW-LA
    @SBW-LA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    0:00 they are warning us about thanos snapping his fingers :D

    • @SBW-LA
      @SBW-LA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know it’s a warning about smoking I just wanted to make a joke out of it

    • @Kyuupaw
      @Kyuupaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can see someone writing an r/woooosh but I'm not gonna cuz I'm not that mad lad

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/wosh

    • @afterglow7984
      @afterglow7984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or its some portal jel crap

    • @lucacianflone4128
      @lucacianflone4128 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 hey, don't be an asshole and do it, it's a long dead meme.

  • @randomstuff6332
    @randomstuff6332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    11:48 Loren Ipsum is common wall of text of random Latin phrases which is used to test how different fonts look.

    • @wiktoriasomczewska8716
      @wiktoriasomczewska8716 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Such a genius...

    • @gabano1311
      @gabano1311 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn he smart

    • @alecity4877
      @alecity4877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it says "the filling text" every time after saying Loren Ipsum. Also it has bad grammar in the part that's not a sample text down there, making the other part of the text incomprehensable.

    • @mintshell1076
      @mintshell1076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s also used in graphic design for text that should look like something is actually written there, but it doesn’t need to be read. Best example is if you’re watching a movie and someone reads a magazine/newspaper, look at the side articles and usually they’ll be Lorem ipsum

  • @ThatPyukumuku
    @ThatPyukumuku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:03
    This is the Eggs and Ennard cutscene from the end of Sister Location

  • @morgana_the_cat
    @morgana_the_cat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    The barber shop sign at 11:19 isn't upside down, its written in Australian

    • @maryanderham
      @maryanderham 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Excactly.

    • @maryanderham
      @maryanderham 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SWORDSNWEED if you have nothing nice to say, dont say anything at all

    • @jayden.02
      @jayden.02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He said it thooo

    • @maryanderham
      @maryanderham 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jayden.02 well frick

    • @Wienerspleener
      @Wienerspleener 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Awesome M it’s the internet we can say what ever we want lmao.

  • @luanemedeiros8296
    @luanemedeiros8296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "Every time I think about Burger King, I think about it in Chills' voice"
    Yea, makes sense

    • @daddyvin_vin9453
      @daddyvin_vin9453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the burger king foot lettuce meme

    • @M4SOPMODII
      @M4SOPMODII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I always think about that one messed up sign that said Kurger Bing

  • @Crashburn1313
    @Crashburn1313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I will never be comfortable with how Damien says available still lol

    • @illmannered1
      @illmannered1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Came here to say this. How does one even approach adulthood without this ever being corrected? Like did his parents mispronounce it too, or were they just like "you know he's special, he'll never be able to unlearn it, don't even bother."?

    • @Crashburn1313
      @Crashburn1313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@illmannered1 Something tells me it is too nuance, so nobody could be bothered. Plus it is Damien, he would just go 'Eh, whateva.'

    • @Crashburn1313
      @Crashburn1313 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@t-tom4821 Unavailuabule

    • @illmannered1
      @illmannered1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Crashburn1313 unavellyable

  • @topazprism77
    @topazprism77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    13:24 best part is: it's in swedish and the sign literally just says "greek restaurant"

  • @iosifhreceniuc5946
    @iosifhreceniuc5946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Elon Musk: sees a dead deer and laughs his ass off
    Damien:sees chicken run over by google maps car
    *Hehe..hehehahahahaHAH...oh SWEET JE...hahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...* *wheeze*
    You laughed too. He makes the world laugh.

  • @a_unreal_cat
    @a_unreal_cat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    11:50 that's lorem ipsum, sample text in latin (gibberish) used to fill out text frames for previews.

    • @veindinosaur
      @veindinosaur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah I see someone else picked up on this lol

    • @YetAnotherGeorgeth
      @YetAnotherGeorgeth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Cras felis augue, condimentum et turpis a, lacinia tempor mi. Sed scelerisque imperdiet mi. Aliquam facilisis nibh ut sollicitudin vehicula. Integer finibus elementum tellus nec fermentum. Nullam euismod suscipit dui, in commodo tortor elementum et. Curabitur ut justo tincidunt, dictum ex et, venenatis felis. Phasellus sit amet enim eget neque facilisis pharetra ut vel enim. Maecenas aliquet neque eget felis tincidunt venenatis. Pellentesque facilisis nulla at quam semper, et consectetur libero pulvinar. Donec odio lacus, commodo id tortor eget, pulvinar condimentum elit. Ut facilisis urna congue ex pulvinar, non ultrices lectus facilisis. Donec ultrices augue justo, non porttitor nulla sollicitudin non. Praesent at porttitor justo.

    • @marioalmada8496
      @marioalmada8496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thats even funnier cause the rest is written in spanish telling us THE LORE of the lorem ipsum, how it was first used in the year 1500 by an unknown pressman who, by the looks of things, managed to write a WHOLE book of sample texts (this last two words have being copied straight from a bad translator from english, meaning in the paper something like "text specimens").

    • @just_a_rock
      @just_a_rock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marioalmada8496
      Oh, that's just absolute Big Mood.

    • @YetAnotherGeorgeth
      @YetAnotherGeorgeth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marioalmada8496 to be fair, I got it off a Lorem ipsum generator which explained the origin so that's cool the sample text explains the origin like that!

  • @cyberloa
    @cyberloa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “I would deada-“ *At this moment, he knew, he fricked up.*

  • @DJFLDJFL
    @DJFLDJFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:22
    "why did the chicken cross the road?"
    "... he didn't"

  • @aSceene
    @aSceene 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    5:38
    "Noo! That little rat! He's been painted in mustard, aww, poor buddy!"
    Why do you sound so pure?

    • @archerestarcher
      @archerestarcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i see that icon, and I know this is irrelevant to your comment but...
      hello there fellow fander

    • @aSceene
      @aSceene 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Skyla Gaming
      hello to you as well owo

    • @archerestarcher
      @archerestarcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aSceene :D

    • @htmlephant
      @htmlephant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg your ICON--- patceit is bestworst boy!!! B)

    • @cristinaflanagan5323
      @cristinaflanagan5323 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damien is too pure for this world.

  • @grantmiller6147
    @grantmiller6147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:27 Damien: You got to have a vertical leap in that chair. Colin Furze: Has hydraulic motor wheelchair.

  • @anupamaraianvirai1183
    @anupamaraianvirai1183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    2:30 it looks like its about to collapse, got it, but what about the fan and the projector?

    • @MitchellSaad
      @MitchellSaad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s what happens when too much rat shit gets on the roof tiles

    • @dirtydeeds576
      @dirtydeeds576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We just gonna ignore the fan

  • @bluezee333
    @bluezee333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:29 I like he does not even notice that the fan is in the way of the projector.

  • @Isabelle-z4ch
    @Isabelle-z4ch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:29 "looks like the ceiling is going to collapse on u" doesn't look at how is the fan would turn on the projector would fly off

  • @tommiet755
    @tommiet755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I have a conspiracy theory that all the Reddit TH-camrs use the same script for certain photos

  • @JJinroTime
    @JJinroTime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Aye finally Emkay got to 1 Million subscribers!! Congrats Damian

  • @goob-2a1
    @goob-2a1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact: Damien ate 99 pounds of laughing cheese to gain his wheeze powers.

  • @2wodrqwoa
    @2wodrqwoa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    My spider senses are telling me that most of these people are no longer working at the company

    • @2wodrqwoa
      @2wodrqwoa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok...

    • @cicero3895
      @cicero3895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      parter peker

    • @zenixrl_
      @zenixrl_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      peter tingle

  • @malikam6166
    @malikam6166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    11:50
    Loren Ipsum is sample text. They didn’t bother using any info or shit on said poster

    • @proxy1035
      @proxy1035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it is used in a lot of games and stuff to make text look real

    • @malikam6166
      @malikam6166 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@proxy1035 I know, it's used a lot to create website templates & mood-boards when it comes to coding

  • @cloudyeps
    @cloudyeps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    " ATTENTION YOU ARE NOT OUR TROLLIES , STUDENTS ALLOWED TO TAKE TO HELP YOU MOVE "

    • @friedpie1907
      @friedpie1907 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      EVON UOY PLEH OT EKAT OT DEWOLLA STNEDUTS, SEILLORT RUO TON ERA UOY NOITNETTA

    • @quackeey7592
      @quackeey7592 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Correct!

  • @YoinkEveryHat
    @YoinkEveryHat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everytime I watch emkay on the TV, my cat comes in and watches with me. Thank you

  • @Adamekw21
    @Adamekw21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    10:16 that price was in PLN (Polish złoty,Polish currency ) not in dollar's. It's actually +- 60$.

    • @thesilent185
      @thesilent185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah but if the pic was taken outside of Poland then yeah, a notmyjob from a Polak

    • @cheeckanartyom6954
      @cheeckanartyom6954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thesilent185 i think its more about havin the psp tape on the side of a game for switch

    • @yoinked7404
      @yoinked7404 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was gonna say that

  • @nutella_wewerehere
    @nutella_wewerehere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    *_WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING SO MUCH AT A ROADKILL BIRD_*
    Lmao

  • @complicatrix7602
    @complicatrix7602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    i'm just here to hear the man laugh at this point

  • @michakaliszuk7524
    @michakaliszuk7524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    10:18 it was PLN (That means polish currency) sł basicaly 1$ is around 4.14PLN so it was a normal price.

  • @trashgaming3666
    @trashgaming3666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Whenever you feel lazy, just look at this subreddit🤣

    • @Account-1536
      @Account-1536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’ll do it tomorrow.

    • @radial9472
      @radial9472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’ll get to it

    • @trashgaming3666
      @trashgaming3666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, it’s official more people like me on TH-cam than irl

  • @oliviariley3756
    @oliviariley3756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    0:51 hate to break it to you but that’s a pear my guy

    • @kevin4061
      @kevin4061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You fell for his trap.

    • @gyranos716
      @gyranos716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I knew something was off when I looked at it!

    • @randomperson3601
      @randomperson3601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *You* get a Trap! *YOU* get a Trap!* *EVERYBODY GETS A TRAP*
      “Wait no that’s not what-“
      “T R A P”

    • @kevin4061
      @kevin4061 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zbuilder4664 I admit I have thought about cross playing Lina Inverse.

    • @zbuilder4664
      @zbuilder4664 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kevin4061 who the hell is that

  • @LuseTane
    @LuseTane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    My birds got so used to your voice they started mimicking it.

    • @nomochord3364
      @nomochord3364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh god
      “ *hello guys, this is Emkay* “ at 3:00 A.M.

  • @icecrownpoint
    @icecrownpoint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:22 You're laughing. He was decimated, and you are laughing.

  • @plagueandpasta4471
    @plagueandpasta4471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    F for birb. Also who ya plan on wooing in stardew valley?

    • @thecommunistchicken3741
      @thecommunistchicken3741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Leah. I like foragables.

    • @ReverendReverb
      @ReverendReverb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Communist Chicken salads, my dude. Salads and wine. She’ll swoon over you.

    • @trilonyte
      @trilonyte 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Abigail right now, since Leah's who I'm going for in my co-op, but I'm trying to get everyone to 8 hearts first.

    • @plagueandpasta4471
      @plagueandpasta4471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thecommunistchicken3741 Crocus flower is choice.

  • @havokpanok3750
    @havokpanok3750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    3:26
    Press "F" to pay respects

  • @demdoughnuts3882
    @demdoughnuts3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    ATTENTION YOU ARE NOT OUR TROLLIES, STUDENTS ALLOWED TO TAKE TO HELP YOU MOVE.

    • @purpleneons
      @purpleneons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *BLONK*

    • @tylergendron7910
      @tylergendron7910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im sorry, what

    • @amazingamer360
      @amazingamer360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _ATTENTION STUDENTS YOU ARE ALLOWED NOT TO TAKE OUR TO HELP TROLLIES YOU MOVE_

  • @taltzi
    @taltzi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    12:24 for context, tito is an ex-president of the ex-socialist federal republic of yugoslavia and a communist
    (also i just had an "omg i forgot i live in this country called croatia that people on the outside of it know exists" moment)

  • @L00NSz
    @L00NSz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Emkay: I'll be seein' ya
    Me: Glances over shoulder

  • @HaXD1209
    @HaXD1209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Why dont we cut down the whole tree? ITS BECAUSE WE NEED TO SAVE THE TREE

  • @iainpyroflamiac6259
    @iainpyroflamiac6259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Anyone else notice that the candy apple kinda looks like a pear

    • @kayleewillems
      @kayleewillems 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i t s a c a n d y p e a r

    • @flamingbursts312
      @flamingbursts312 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @mszigetihu
      @mszigetihu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah it's a pear, but that's not the point

    • @RakkoAria
      @RakkoAria 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s an apple pear.... yes those exist
      You’re welcome

    • @holycrusader3028
      @holycrusader3028 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That physically hurts

  • @GothKiitsune
    @GothKiitsune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The cheese on the side image reminds me way too much of that one time my mom accidentally said “can I get a single cheese with everything” instead of a cheeseburger at MCDonalds and the guy literally gave her a slice of cheese in a McNugget box

  • @zthisdude4477
    @zthisdude4477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Emkay:”Jimmy Fallon laugh”
    Love your content bro

  • @definitelyguesser41
    @definitelyguesser41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Me: *sees the worlds laziest human beings alive*
    Also me: Well of course I know him he’s me

    • @dennycahyalie3775
      @dennycahyalie3775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you sure? Because I'm sure that I'm the laziest human beings alive

    • @bellycheese9956
      @bellycheese9956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m super laz😴

  • @cornelius4073
    @cornelius4073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "He's been painted in mustard" 😂😂 my favorite quote in this vid

  • @allyenderman1502
    @allyenderman1502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    god this subreddit is just pure jury-rigging gold. it makes my lazy broke ass a lot happier

  • @CatzZz4
    @CatzZz4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Emkay: talks about stardew valley
    Me: "Ah, i see you're a man of culture, as well."

    • @khigh16
      @khigh16 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What year are you on? I'm on year three

    • @CatzZz4
      @CatzZz4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@khigh16 year 30... Yeah i played it since 2016 and i'm still happily married to Shane.
      Seriously one of the best game out there.