Why is Japan like top tier in Snacks of all things? Like, is this why Weed is illegal? Would the Munchie attack be too much with all these amazing snacks? XD
@@jae3307 Part 1 and 2 are really short compared to later parts and they're the only parts where the masks are important. Also they're the only parts without stands.
@@francescolombardi3438 German soldier: major Stroheim what is this red button on your back? Stroheim: ack!!! Nein, do not press ze self-destru-*EXPLODES!!*
"Now he's on a Highway to Hell." "Turns out hell ain't a bad place to be!" "Hells Bells, he's got Suzie Q!" "ACDC, your dirty deeds will not go unpunished!" "I've been... Hamonstruck!" "Now that's what I call a Brain Shake!" Brilliant :D
"And don't listen to his complaints that he isn't good enough for the role, he hasn't accepted that he's an excellent VA yet and we're still trying to pound it into his skull." xD
@@walkermcmullin8665 Shit man thanks for mentioning that. Loved these flash animations. I might rewatch them but I'm afraid to take the nostalgia googles of
Me explaining jojo to someone: he then becomes the ultimate life form (imagine shadow the hedgehog, except more muscular and less humanoid) using the red stone which honestly they could have just broke
Its because its basically an Australian english. Like, there are some differences between brooklyn and ozzie, but its pretty close. Pay attention and you'll hear it
His name is Connor McKinley. He has been in several abridged series like DBZA, Hellsing Abriged, and SAO Abridged. He is also in a few online DnD games like The Unexpectables (Panic Grimtongue), Roll With Me (Wolfgang Connolly), and The Prince Division (Virro Tanis)
I was imagining the bit from Golden Wind But Really Really Fast where Ghiaccio says this: *"VENEZIA!! JUST SA JUST SAY SAYSAY VENEZIA BOTH YOU AND I ARESAY VENEZIA BOTH YOU AND I ARE ITALITALIAN DONUT BBBBOYYYY!!!"*
Kars: Thanks for attending my TED talks. Any question? Thanos: Now hear me out. What if we did everything you recommended, BUT we only wipe out 50% of humanity instead of 95%?
Bill Burr: Nah Thanos shut ya trap, hear me out. What if we do *85%* of all humans at least, and leave the good chunk of that to putting the dumb people on cruise ships and sinking those?
*The moment Kars gets the stone and mask P is for priceless, the look upon your faces E is for extinction, all your puny races R is for rrrevolution, which will be televised F is is for how f**ked you are, now allow me to reprise E is for eccentric, just listen to my song C is for completion that I’ve waited for so long T is for the terror upon you I’ll bestow My name is Perfect Kars, and I’d like to say... Hello
let's all remember that just because he is a member of the German military in the late 1930s, goose steps, and dislikes non white people doesn't mean he's a Nazi.
*ACDC EXPLODES* Joseph: looks like he is on a HIGHWAY TO HELL *ACDC TAKES OVER SUZIE Q BODY* Joseph: your DIRTY DEEDS wont go unpunished! Seriously Tfs you made me love Joseph even more
"Looks like he's on a *Highway to hell* now" " *Hells bells!* He's got Suzie Q!" "He's *Up to her neck* with her!" "ACDC Your *Dirty Deeds* won't go unpunished!" "I've been.... *HAMONSTRUCK* " "And that's what I call...a *Brain shake* "
Joseph: "Oh no, I can't believe my ingenious cracker volleys didn't work. I'll have to practice with them!" (Later) Whammu: "The time has finally come. Are you ready to whip out your amazing cracker volleys and defeat me once and for all?" Joseph: "My what?" (Throws oil)
@@stupidityincarnate9356 "AND WE HAVE TO KILL DIO, BECAUSE HE'S BACK!! But with our stands. Which are way better than the technique passed down for generations, that we specifically tailored to kill vampires. NOPE! Fuck that!"
Blast it! They made it to Egypt! Luckily i have 9 MORE Stand users. The Original Glory Gods who were ALWAYS A PART OF THE STORY YES! FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!
@@gamonstudios _"Are you being sassy with me?"_ _"Does Dio Brando have to choke a bitch? Cause I, Dio, don't think that I, Dio, did enough bitch choking since I got here!"_
Here it goes: Every Musical Reference (That I Could Find) in This Video! "Thanks for waking us up before you went-went!" = Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go (Wham!) "And you are the one I adore!" = Lisa, Lisa (Pauly Shore) "You are now Hamon masters, head to toe!" = Head to Toe (Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam) "Highway to hell / Up to her neck in him / Your dirty deeds / Hamonstruck / Brain Shake" = Five AC/DC songs in a row "Covered in blood and soil" = Blut und Boden (Terence Blanchard) (I think?) "Dangerous type / Drive / All mixed up / Bye bye love!" = Four The Cars songs in a row "...then I'm your man!" = I'm Your Man (Wham!) "We had good times, bad times...communication breakdown...stairway to heaven" = Three Led Zeppelin songs in a row "This is no time to get lost in emotion." = Lost in Emotion (Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam) "Looks like you got careless...whisper." Careless Whisper (George Micheal / Wham!) "They've got sunshine in their pockets. AND THAT GOOD SOUL IN OUR BEAMS!" = Can't Stop the Feeling (Justin Timberlake) "And now, let the good times roll!" = Good Times Roll (The Cars) "..but I'm all you've got tonight!" = You've All I've Got Tonight (The Cars) "He was a sex machine." = Get Up (James Brown) (I think?) Yes, I had to look some of these up. But I just wanted to point out how much thought TFS put into this episode's script. And if we ever get Stardust Crusaders Abridged, I hope they put more references in like this. It really adds to the Jojo flavor!
I love Joseph in this sooo much. The music puns were fantastic and all the jokes were fantastic. It was perfect, can’t wait to see how you guys outdo it for part 3
1:44 Is that a sly Hellsing reference? "I found him in a basement." "How poetic, we found ours in an attic!" 6:16 Oh, there too. It's my favorite kind of ship.
While DBZA will always hold a special place in my heart, I really am happy to see that you guys are getting a chance to pursue other ideas and projects. I think the relief you all probably feel in not having to focus so much attention on DBZA is really showing in the quality of your jokes and bits. The energy and fun that I experienced in this video is what originally brought me to love TFS from the very beginning and I feel like a new fan all over. Great work TFS! I cannot wait to see what is next.
Watching this has made me realize that the pillar men are actually pretty chill dudes. The only people they killed were Nazi's, a couple douchbags that nearly ran over a dog, and Joseph's mentor who supposedly tortured him.
Fun fact: At minute 1:30 , the music that's being played on the background is the "Horst Wessel Lied" the anthem of the Moustache-man partie. What a subtle, but amazing detail TFS team!
I didn't know the Pillar Men existed until i saw the Fabulous Custodes appear in TTS. Mainly cos i haven't watched through JoJo's yet but it's on my to-do list.
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Not gonna lie joseph’s voice almost sounds like Joey from yugioh which is perfect
Watching y'all review snacks is a show unto itself.
You better do cell vs kars or I'm gonna hurt you all.
Why is Japan like top tier in Snacks of all things? Like, is this why Weed is illegal? Would the Munchie attack be too much with all these amazing snacks? XD
The instant Lisa Lisa showed up I could hear Trunks screaming in my head.
Same.
Caesar's "Mamma tua" is lowkey the best line in this entire video.
YOU TOO!?
Oh so you’re a momma’s boy? I’ll be your mommy😉
But in a bad Boston Accent
Just remember that Joseph sent Cars to space before Elon Musk
Oh, that helps explain the Kars TedTalk thing.
And that a Jostar stopped police brutality before a Jenner ever did.
...and did so alot more effectively.
You again!
ALRIGHT Cars? My disapointment is unexplainable
Somebody needs to make a meme outta this comment.
I am not unconvinced that this series is mostly comprised of jokes Antfish wanted to make with Jojo before he gave up on abridging.
Antfish did finish his series
@@nicmagtaan1132 He finished the first one. He gave up halfway through the remake.
Kurotaisa it wasn’t a remake, it was PB.
See you for part 3 1/2 in a while
@@nicmagtaan1132 Then he started another one. Which he dropped on episode 4 or 5.
"I make-a-bubbles" almost killed me the first time I watched this.
I want to like this comment but it's at 69 and Im not gonna ruin that
@@mobiusmanray3132 thank you
Still kills me
Not as badly as it killed Caesar
Lani yelling British-isms in a thick Brooklyn accent is 100% the best thing I've been exposed to in at _least_ the last week.
"Your best friend was a Nazi?"
Well, Italy was an Axis Power.
So...Yes?
Power is a big word tbh
@@GmbH2088 Incompetent load is more accurate.
Thank God there wasn't a Russian
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"I'm Brown, sir."
"Not touching that one."
One of the best fucking quotes. One I will reference
"no my names Smokey brown sir-"
@@jae3307 most commonly they put part 1 with Johnathan and part 2 with Joseph together as season one so maybe that helps
browN Nword
@@jae3307 Part 1 and 2 are really short compared to later parts and they're the only parts where the masks are important.
Also they're the only parts without stands.
They literally turned Stroheim into Doofenshmirtz. I love this.
BEHOLD! THE ULTRA VIOLET, PILLAR MAN DESTROYER
-inator
@@francescolombardi3438
German soldier: major Stroheim what is this red button on your back?
Stroheim: ack!!! Nein, do not press ze self-destru-*EXPLODES!!*
8:28
Ah, Pillar Man Kars. How unexpected of you to invade our residence and steal the SUPER AJA
and by unexpected i mean
COMPLETELY EXPECTED!
Stroheimshmirtz's Evil Incorporated!~
"Now he's on a Highway to Hell."
"Turns out hell ain't a bad place to be!"
"Hells Bells, he's got Suzie Q!"
"ACDC, your dirty deeds will not go unpunished!"
"I've been... Hamonstruck!"
"Now that's what I call a Brain Shake!"
Brilliant :D
They've included ACDC songs for Esidisi, The Cars songs for Kars, Wham! songs for Wamuu, and Led Zeppelin songs for Caesar Zeppeli. Nice.
You forgot “You don’t want to kill bugs bunny you just want to fuk bugs bunny”
@@terrencezou1441 Is that a rock music reference?
@@VinceValentine no it’s future parts
Okay, but about the "dirty deeds"-- nay, "filthy acts" would be a better term, were they performed at what could be considered a reasonable price?
Once again, a classic phrase comes to mind when I watch this:
"The default VA option: make Kaiser do it."
"And don't listen to his complaints that he isn't good enough for the role, he hasn't accepted that he's an excellent VA yet and we're still trying to pound it into his skull." xD
I like how Ceasar said "Mama Tua" literally "your mother" instead of the typical "Mama Mia"
Progress, maybe next time they’ll nail it with “mamma”
Ceasar: Yo mama!
@@ShaDHP23 more like, JOE MAMA
Joseph: "AC/DC your dirty deeds won't go unpunished!"
I guess his dirty deeds won't be done cheap then
He did some pretty filthy acts, but at least they were at a reasonable price.
But some dimes can be given for some crimes.
At least they ain’t Dicks 4 Chicks
Doijaan!
Mr.President!
*Kars transforms into the ultimate life form*
Me: *sips water*
Kars: *turns into Shadow the Hedgehog*
Me: *spits water out*
It gets better. I just checked his IMDB, and he's got an upcoming Sonic project where he voices... You guessed it, Shadow the Hedgehog.
Bugs Bunny turns into a hot blonde with red lipstick, maximum brain activity achieved...welcome to Nirvana
@@walkermcmullin8665 Shit man thanks for mentioning that. Loved these flash animations.
I might rewatch them but I'm afraid to take the nostalgia googles of
Me explaining jojo to someone: he then becomes the ultimate life form (imagine shadow the hedgehog, except more muscular and less humanoid) using the red stone which honestly they could have just broke
I am all of me lol
JoJo: "Argh! Blood in my eyes, Blood in my eyes. Argh, Oh god this is how you get hepatitis."
XD That was probably my favorite line!
Both jotaro and giorno: shit...
"What's your name scrap?"
"I'm Brown, sir."
"...Nah I'm not touching that one."
Gold.
No, brown.
Not only does jojo wait till the funeral to tell his friends and family he's not dead, he goes and gets married and invites NONE OF THEM.
He tried to, but Suzy Q forgot to send the invitations.
SHE HAD ONE JOB
“YOU HAD ONE JOB WOMAN!”
@@LuiraShui no need to get Cranky fingers
I think.... Doesn't he feel alone that non of them go to their wedding? Lmaooo
I love how Joseph is just straight-up Joey from Yu-Gi-Oh crossed with Scout from TF2. Also, *I bet these guys would have a blast recapping Drifters.*
By that logic
Caesar is basically his Tristan
@@ryanbarrie9143 Does his voice give him super strength though?
I feel like Taka would run head writer on that one. Aka: JESUS I WANNA SEE THAT NOW!
He sounds like jeice from dbza
Jeez Yugi
Joseph's accent is *not* slowly turning from British to Brooklyn.
That makes his transformation from English to American in stardust crusaders
Slowly?
He was literally Brooklyn from the start while using British vocabulary throughout in tandem.
@@nicmagtaan1132 OH MY GOD
Jojo: "Can you imagine a bigger surprise?"
Lisalisa: "I'm your mother."
*Jojo barfs*
Me: Dying from laughter
And that when jojo knew he fucked up
I never knew British idioms sounded so good with a New York accent. Like seriously, it sounds strangely organic.
Its because its basically an Australian english. Like, there are some differences between brooklyn and ozzie, but its pretty close. Pay attention and you'll hear it
I legit thought that was a british accent
I think the throw up when Joseph found out Lisa Lisa is his mother is canon.
I think thats actually the first "ohw mai gawd"
In the anime, if you look in the background when she tells him, he has a look that screams "i now long for death"
Lisa Lisa: I'm Jo...
Joseph: Jo?
Lisa Lisa: I'm Jo mama!
Joseph: *OH MAI GAWD!*
As long as Diavolo dies, it will be canon.
Nice!!! Alabama JoeStar Infestation
Ok but all jokes aside the guy who voices Kars could definitely be a great VA for an anime/cartoons
I’d love him to voice Ainz in Overlord, he’d be perfect
Connor has done a lot of great voices for TFS and works connected to the guys, like Lani's Role With Me
@@reyonXIII and Taka's Unexpectables
His name is Connor McKinley. He has been in several abridged series like DBZA, Hellsing Abriged, and SAO Abridged. He is also in a few online DnD games like The Unexpectables (Panic Grimtongue), Roll With Me (Wolfgang Connolly), and The Prince Division (Virro Tanis)
Bishop Gale It’s funny that you say that because Chris Guerrero (the voice of TFS Cooler) is already the official English VA for Ainz.
I now unironically want a professionally animated clip of Joseph vs Shadow the Hedgehog.
Nazi guy: "Because unlike Carz, you.."
Me: are still human.
Stroheim: "Are still vhite"
Damnit Stroheim.
3:53 “IT’S... CALLED... VENEZIA!!!”
I was imagining the bit from Golden Wind But Really Really Fast where Ghiaccio says this:
*"VENEZIA!! JUST SA JUST SAY SAYSAY VENEZIA BOTH YOU AND I ARESAY VENEZIA BOTH YOU AND I ARE ITALITALIAN DONUT BBBBOYYYY!!!"*
@@Shiverwarnegative 1 degrees kelvin!
@@prodKayblez *THAT'S NNNNNNNNOT HOW THAT WORKS!!1*
@@braintrope4736 (me: shoots cybetronians lasers and kill the annoying guy who is so annoying on uninteresting details)
@@Shiverwar Mista: Giorno, I have lost a finger
Giorno: WHY IS HE YELLING MAN ON OUR CAR
Kars: Thanks for attending my TED talks. Any question?
Thanos: Now hear me out. What if we did everything you recommended, BUT we only wipe out 50% of humanity instead of 95%?
TEDtalk Kars was priceless.
@@joshuarobinson8529 production would be slow. But it'll get done either way
What if we only wiped out only the boomers, zoomers, weebs and marvel stans?
Bill Burr: Nah Thanos shut ya trap, hear me out. What if we do *85%* of all humans at least, and leave the good chunk of that to putting the dumb people on cruise ships and sinking those?
@@casedymguire1021 IDK Think the boomers would be enough
"So, you're a Nazi?"
"It matters on perspective, really."
applauds
Yes.
“YOU WILL NOT REPLACE US!!!!!”
"You go around calling everyone who disagrees with you a Nazi!"
"Well, gee, that depends on what you mean. That's a complicated word"
Joseph: A Man so powerful he can defeat cops with a single bottle of Soda .
It can't be that impressive if Kendall Jenner can do it too.
@@hughjass2640 I was just about to say 😂
So? I can murder a serial killer with a single ambulance, and then again with some orange juice
So....
Phantom blood: 1/3 season, 5.5 minutes.
Battle tendency: 2/3 season, 11 minutes.
Therfore...
Stardust crusaders: 2 seasons, 33 minutes?
Yes, please.
You mean 16.5
(2/3)*3=2.
@@SpaceViking2000 just wait till jojolions animated 0_0
Yeah but like the vast majority of it is filler. They wouldn't have to show every single stand fight
Or hopefully a few abridged episodes(hopefully)
Am I the only one who wants to hear the entirety of Kar's ted-talk?
No sound like bill gates talk
“Could you IMAGINE a bigger surprise?”
“I’m your mother”
*vomits insides*
Joseph: At least there are no bigger surprises
*Josuke's mom rubs her belly in Morioh*
*The moment Kars gets the stone and mask
P is for priceless, the look upon your faces
E is for extinction, all your puny races
R is for rrrevolution, which will be televised
F is is for how f**ked you are, now allow me to reprise
E is for eccentric, just listen to my song
C is for completion that I’ve waited for so long
T is for the terror upon you I’ll bestow
My name is Perfect Kars, and I’d like to say...
Hello
God damn this is a good song!
Ha tfs reference I dig it
Dude i expected them to use that
What I'd do for a Jojo abridged right about now.
@@Johten i want MasakoX to voice speedwagon
Your next line is: “Stardust Crusaders when?”
Stardust Crusaders, when? N-nani!
7 months later
@@thebadger622 *Nice*
Stardust Crusaders when?
*Dramatic reaction*
@@Lamsklamart Very nice Caesar-chan !
When Shadow the Hedgehog showed up I lost it
You know, I had my suspicions when they used ultimate Kars to represent him most of the video. And these suspicions were confirmed.
How British people say "Nazi": Nazi
How British TFS characters say "Nazi": *KNOTTSEE!*
nozi
Natsea
@@horseoperamarker*L e g s*
nayyyyzeeee
let's all remember that just because he is a member of the German military in the late 1930s, goose steps, and dislikes non white people doesn't mean he's a Nazi.
I think you mean “likes white people”
He looks more like a "Family Man" to me.
@@C24U_ Nice reference.
I don’t know that he ever said anything about disliking white people (outside of this parody which obviously doesn’t count)
@@mikes9180
According to the wikia he is a nazi. However the same wikia also has mistakes, so take it with a grain of salt.
*ACDC EXPLODES*
Joseph: looks like he is on a HIGHWAY TO HELL
*ACDC TAKES OVER SUZIE Q BODY*
Joseph: your DIRTY DEEDS wont go unpunished!
Seriously Tfs you made me love Joseph even more
there are way more song title jokes in this video than that
If Eisidisi had just done dishonest acts at a reasonable price, then things would have been different.
R4gnarok what a filthy act! Hopefully it was done at a reasonable price
**ALSO ACDC TAKES OVER SUZIE Q’S BODY** Joseph: Ah HELL’S BELLS he’s got Suzie Q!
"Looks like he's on a *Highway to hell* now"
" *Hells bells!* He's got Suzie Q!"
"He's *Up to her neck* with her!"
"ACDC Your *Dirty Deeds* won't go unpunished!"
"I've been.... *HAMONSTRUCK* "
"And that's what I call...a *Brain shake* "
"He was a good man." "The best of us..." "He was a sex machine!"
Joseph: "Oh no, I can't believe my ingenious cracker volleys didn't work. I'll have to practice with them!"
(Later)
Whammu: "The time has finally come. Are you ready to whip out your amazing cracker volleys and defeat me once and for all?"
Joseph: "My what?" (Throws oil)
Is this Jojo
Hmph Whatever
YARE YARE DAZE
Yes but wrong video
"and thats how i sent the ultimatte lifeform into space."
"Y A R E Y A R E"
"and on another note... THESE ARE CALLED STANDS!"
@@stupidityincarnate9356 "AND WE HAVE TO KILL DIO, BECAUSE HE'S BACK!! But with our stands. Which are way better than the technique passed down for generations, that we specifically tailored to kill vampires. NOPE! Fuck that!"
@@Xanegoh to be fair it’s not like DIO was using his vampire powers all that much ether
I love Smokey smiling while Stroheim suffers.
"We the literally Na-GERMAN SOLDIERS have captured you".
Bluebandit I get it!
In the manga they actually full on say they’re Nazi’s, and show a panel of both the nazi flag and hitler
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure but really really fast
SUPER ASIA
COLUMN FELLOWS!
You know, I sort expected vegeta to throw a biscuit at wamuu’s head
Hot damn, I never thought of that!
Great catch!
Jesus Christ I couldn't stop laughing. I hate that I understand stood everything.
Cookie Gal I understood 0% of it and yet I cracked up the whole video
I’m having a hard time understanding stood your English.
@@jebbryant6522 understand stood lol
Mista is scared of the amount of likes you have right now
I loved how much I understood just from the Jojo But Really Really Fast videos and pop culture osmosis. (Now to see who gets to Part 4 and 5 first)
10:12
Shadow was An Imposter
This should be a top comment
8:36
Speed wagon: don’t worry they got Sun Shine in their pockets.
Stronghiem: AND ZE GOOD SOLAR BEANS!!!!
Me: this was too damn funny
I heard it as "A good soul in our beams"
@@CactusPetePlayz oh really
“Ooh yo, can I get some of that?”
Dude, is that a “Can’t Stop the Feeling” reference?
If we get to Part 3...
Oh my god.
*_"I, D I O"_*
I take Antfish’s JJBA OVA Abridged as part 3 if they don’t do it
SANNADA BEECH!
Blast it! They made it to Egypt!
Luckily i have 9 MORE Stand users.
The Original Glory Gods who were ALWAYS A PART OF THE STORY
YES! FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!
Yes! All my yes!!
@@gamonstudios _"Are you being sassy with me?"_
_"Does Dio Brando have to choke a bitch? Cause I, Dio, don't think that I, Dio, did enough bitch choking since I got here!"_
Here it goes: Every Musical Reference (That I Could Find) in This Video!
"Thanks for waking us up before you went-went!" = Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go (Wham!)
"And you are the one I adore!" = Lisa, Lisa (Pauly Shore)
"You are now Hamon masters, head to toe!" = Head to Toe (Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam)
"Highway to hell / Up to her neck in him / Your dirty deeds / Hamonstruck / Brain Shake" = Five AC/DC songs in a row
"Covered in blood and soil" = Blut und Boden (Terence Blanchard) (I think?)
"Dangerous type / Drive / All mixed up / Bye bye love!" = Four The Cars songs in a row
"...then I'm your man!" = I'm Your Man (Wham!)
"We had good times, bad times...communication breakdown...stairway to heaven" = Three Led Zeppelin songs in a row
"This is no time to get lost in emotion." = Lost in Emotion (Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam)
"Looks like you got careless...whisper." Careless Whisper (George Micheal / Wham!)
"They've got sunshine in their pockets. AND THAT GOOD SOUL IN OUR BEAMS!" = Can't Stop the Feeling (Justin Timberlake)
"And now, let the good times roll!" = Good Times Roll (The Cars)
"..but I'm all you've got tonight!" = You've All I've Got Tonight (The Cars)
"He was a sex machine." = Get Up (James Brown) (I think?)
Yes, I had to look some of these up. But I just wanted to point out how much thought TFS put into this episode's script. And if we ever get Stardust Crusaders Abridged, I hope they put more references in like this. It really adds to the Jojo flavor!
Holy crap! I knew they were using song references, but I didn’t knew they used this many! Thanks for listing them all!!
I made a comment similar. Every sex joke/innuendo.
Actually, it was 6 AC/DC songs. "Big Balls" is also one.
You are doing Lord (Kars)'s work, thank you so much!
@@alexanderson1775 So was “Hell ain’t a bad place to be.”
“Italian Trunks” is something I never knew I needed until now.
I love Joseph in this sooo much. The music puns were fantastic and all the jokes were fantastic. It was perfect, can’t wait to see how you guys outdo it for part 3
“Christ am I allowed to be offended by your a accent” says the British new Yorker
“I make bubbles”
out of mentos? “mentos the freshmaker”
Joseph Joestar: *is British*
Also Joseph Joestar: *speaks in a Boston accent*
Its a new york accent.
@@TheWarmachine375 a lot.
Speedwagon has taught him well
New..New York accent
Sounded more like Joey Wheeler
*this is so accurate to the actual story...it hurts*
Did anyone notice that Joseph’s accent went from British to NY
That's cannon.
Nah it was NY the whole time he just used British vocabulary
@Dylan Ogega are you doubting a Brit or are you intrigued?
I mean Ceasar voice went from italian to french every single sentence so xD
@@mitchellregalado2917 That's so true 😂😂😂
*Thanos and Zamasu applauding to Kars' Ted talk.
10:45 says he's 18 when the tombstone clearly shows he's 19.
part 2 takes place in 1938-1939
It's the year of his 19th birthday but they hadn't reached it yet.
I like how kaiser literally used nearly the exact same accent as Pip Bernadotte is Hellsing ultimate
I noticed and I still loved it anyway. 😁
*Caesar
@@ryanbarrie9143 Kaiser is derived from Caesar, and is pronounced more or less like the original Latin, so it checks out
@@ryanbarrie9143 He meant Kaiser as in KaiserNeko.
@@ryanbarrie9143 .....I can't tell if this is a joke or not.
JoJo’s bizarre adventure: Battle Tendency
Buff men with the power of breathing, bubbles and *headbands* vs Ancient vampire strippers who want sun
XD THIS!
1:44 Is that a sly Hellsing reference?
"I found him in a basement."
"How poetic, we found ours in an attic!"
6:16 Oh, there too. It's my favorite kind of ship.
6:05
Oh, and your future son-in-law is Japanese.
It's like Joseph is cursed to be an honorary axis.
While DBZA will always hold a special place in my heart, I really am happy to see that you guys are getting a chance to pursue other ideas and projects. I think the relief you all probably feel in not having to focus so much attention on DBZA is really showing in the quality of your jokes and bits. The energy and fun that I experienced in this video is what originally brought me to love TFS from the very beginning and I feel like a new fan all over. Great work TFS! I cannot wait to see what is next.
@Sans daskeleton no shit Sherlock
"I make bubbles" is truly the embodiment of Ceasar
It sounds majestic, doesn't it? 2:53
Gotta love how Joseph sounds like Joey Wheeler trying to sound Brit with a New York accent. Great job guys. I love it.
I literally choked on my beer when she said "get into my greasy hole"
I love how Stroheim's speech to Joseph after saving him is his canon character, minus the "still white" part
Watching this has made me realize that the pillar men are actually pretty chill dudes. The only people they killed were Nazi's, a couple douchbags that nearly ran over a dog, and Joseph's mentor who supposedly tortured him.
What about Caesar
JoJo has all the energy of a group of hyperactive children making up a game with no rules.
I like how ceaser and Joseph are just Kaiser and Lani in real life😂
8:01 I gotta be honest... out of all the memes, this one was the most unexpected.
"No one ever does"
6:45 always gets me there's something both hilarious and adorable about it
"Could I offer you some good 'ol soft drink?"
"Sure, Police Brutality works up a sweat!"
*this line aged like already spoiled milk*
This and the Rick and Morty Suicide By Cop joke. Most definitely unfortunately
Floyd only makes the joke better
Dude its always been spoiled, just now the rest of the country has to smell it.
And that's how we got cheese
Na this aged great 😊
There’s honestly not too many jokes which makes this even better.
The next thing you’ll say is “wow, what a hilarious video, I love TFS”
Wow, what a hilarious video,I love TFS- NANIII
Wow, what a hilarious video, I love TFS... NANI???
Wow, what a hilarious video i love TFS-NANI!!
Wow, what a hilarious video, I love TFS...HUH?!?
The video was pretty good.
*If the buu saga of abridged would be animated*
Babidi: AWAKEN BUU
*AYAYAYAYAY*
*Buu pose*
I freaking lost it at Ghiaccio's cameo.
Fun fact: At minute 1:30 , the music that's being played on the background is the "Horst Wessel Lied" the anthem of the Moustache-man partie.
What a subtle, but amazing detail TFS team!
The only better thing then TFS Buu saga abridged is TFS Jojo abridged
JoJo Abridged was by Antfish
You mean JoJo in Minutes.
Don't do that, don't give me hope
(yes I know DBZA is cancelled i'm sad but it had to be done)
I actually am down to see them make a whole abridged series
Plot twist: team four star is slowly turning into a jojo channel
TeamJoestar
That name could work for them!
I would actually support that change
Teamfourstar:no no no no
Teamjoestar: Yes Yes Yes Yes
In my Dragonball Utopia fanfic, there are scenes that resemble Jojo stuff.
Why does Joseph sound like Joey Wheeler, I half expected him to pull out a Timewizard lol
KUNAI WITH CHAIN
BROOOKLYN RAGE
LittleKuriboh collab when?
At every time Joseph was hitting on his mom not for a joke but I was screaming “HELP ME HELP ME OH MY GOD!!!”
[8:31] "Goddammit-- Just-- Caesar died, but the Nazi lived?!"
mood of the century 🤣
I love that the Red Stone of Aja is Master Asia's head.
Now i want to rewatch G Gundam
That was definitely my favorite part!
If only they collaborated with the guys that who made “if the emperor had a Text-to-Speech device” for the pillar men roles.
Dear Manperor that would be amazing.
You mean the Column Fellows?
(But also: yes Karstodies and friends are great)
I didn't know the Pillar Men existed until i saw the Fabulous Custodes appear in TTS. Mainly cos i haven't watched through JoJo's yet but it's on my to-do list.
HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES!
@@OnDavidsBrain do not ever put that inflection on the word "dADdY" again
I like how the anime went from buff guys with steroids to skinny peeps
Jotaro ate all the roids.
When you have psychic/magic powers who needs to be buff?
@@TheWarmachine375 Hey Part 5's villain was pretty beefy
"Your dirty deeds"
Don't you mean "Filthy Acts"?
At a Reasonable Price
@@CoolerMikeFAAaRP?
“Yeah, and I killed you with string when you weren’t lookin”
Perfectly sums up Joseph
Finally I’ve been waiting and hoping for this for a while
Get em bee
So have I
Killer Bee 100th like
That one second gag with the Angry Beavers "Eh?!" killed me
When the sunlight hit kars it made a “shadow”
Hehehehehe I’ll go see myself out
Also a big round of applause for Elsie Lovelock voicing Lisa Lisa. ^_^
10:30 Then after a while, Shadow the Hedgehog stopped thinking.
I expected kars’s final form would just be perfect cell
He said ULTIMATE Life Form, not PERFECT Life Form, you filistine! 🤣
He could try both.
I'm finally starting to understand the JoJo lore, thanks to this.
This makes slightly more sense than the actual show
AAAY it’s you
Yo what’s good I’m a big fan bro
7:04 That good Stairway to Heaven
3:53
Lisa Lisa: “Hello, my name is Lisa li-“
Ghicciaco (? Idk how to spell it?): *
usual ghicciaco screaming*
Ice gremlins R us.
it's Ghiaccio, and it's pronounced "ghia-ccho".
VENEZIA
“Son of a bloke that only got his own non cannon book”
36 Kars on mars
RIP George Joestar Jr.
The “ULTIMATE LIFE FORM”...!!!!!!
How much would we have to pay to see the entirety of Kars' Ted talk
How about one Red Stone of Super Asia?
How much is a subscription to basic cable news?
Joseph with a _Neu Yawck_ accent is my new favorite thing.