2024 BMW XM | Marketing Trainwreck

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  • We review the newest and hottest vehicle to hit the pavement, the 2024 BMW XM high-performance SUV. With a game-changing style and swagger, this $170,000 as-tested SUV can hit the road, track, and trails like never before. This German masterpiece takes aim and conventional design and flips it on its head. This nearly 700HP V8 is everything artistic Gen Z and Gen Y enthusiasts have longed for.
    The Nissan Murano Cross Cabrio, Evoque Convertible, GLS AMG, Porsche Cayenne, and Audi RSQ5 are others to consider.
    #cars #technology #art
    Index:
    00:00 Intro and Marketing Mastery
    1:08 Real Art from The Midwest
    1:44 Interior and Exterior
    5:39 Mechanical and Engineering
    6:30 ???
    7:34 Seperating the Non Sense
    11:13 Driving Impressions
    20:36 Final Thoughts
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  • @dannoyes4493
    @dannoyes4493 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +781

    In the realm of automotive enchantment, the 2024 BMW XM transcends conventional paradigms, melding audacity with opulence. Its ethereal design evokes symphonic crescendos while its aerodynamic prowess dances with the wind. Gifting drivers an orchestral symphony of power, precision, and panache, this automotive masterpiece orchestrates a harmonious concerto of unrivaled exhilaration.
    Well Done.

    • @papa_pt
      @papa_pt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      GPT 4?

    • @dannoyes4493
      @dannoyes4493 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +143

      @@papa_pt The multifarious intricacies and labyrinthine convolutions of the ChatGPT's linguistic expanse entangle my cognitive faculties, rendering its utilization an enigmatic enigma of insurmountable magnitude.

    • @user-bb6nw2fr8p
      @user-bb6nw2fr8p 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      What what............

    • @obsidian....
      @obsidian.... 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@dannoyes4493😂😂😂

    • @joaquinjavaloyesruiz8040
      @joaquinjavaloyesruiz8040 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Are you serious or ironic?? 🤣

  • @erik2446
    @erik2446 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +770

    You guys are so behind the times. The target market for the XM would not be caught dead in any Patagonia apparel.

    • @ABeans07
      @ABeans07 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      lol

    • @syr72
      @syr72 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nice

    • @marden888
      @marden888 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 true

    • @QuickQuips
      @QuickQuips 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Absolutely. It is for the discerning Balenciaga connoisseur who would buy a sneaker with cable ties.

    • @CarsMeetsBikes
      @CarsMeetsBikes 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You’re telling me finance bros wouldn’t be driving this to the Hamptons??

  • @drivedb7
    @drivedb7 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1417

    This might be the only car that somehow looks better after being crash tested.

    • @bavariancarenthusiast2722
      @bavariancarenthusiast2722 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      You might be on something - it was looking hideous before the crash test, after the crash they thought...dust it up - not its looking better!

    • @Pau_Pau9
      @Pau_Pau9 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I want to name this car 'Graham'.
      (Aka 'human' designed to survive a car crash)

    • @johnjuiceshipper4963
      @johnjuiceshipper4963 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      That goes for every new BMW being released this year tbh. The new 5 series is hideous.

    • @MathsYknow
      @MathsYknow 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Lexus had already perfected styling their cars to look like they've been crash tested, so BMW had to start styling theirs to make you WISH they'd get crash tested.

    • @b286guy
      @b286guy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @JammyP100
    @JammyP100 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +569

    I still can’t get over how good these videos now look with an HDR master. It enables me to really appreciate the piano black textures, along with the shine on Mark’s head. Truly revolutionary.

    • @trumptookthevaccine1679
      @trumptookthevaccine1679 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Emotional damage

    • @OscarFowler
      @OscarFowler 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Funny - I noticed the super bright SG logo during the sound graph display. "Wait... are we seeing HDR?!"

    • @busterscrugs
      @busterscrugs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I think it looks blown out and oversaturated. The quality of the SDR version has gone down too, but that's youtube's fault.

    • @gikigill788
      @gikigill788 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Mark has been using that bougie hair oil for that shine. The paint on the XM almost matches the quality of the sheen.

    • @GuyGamer1
      @GuyGamer1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​​@@busterscrugsThat's actually your browser's fault if you're on Windows. I can assure you that the blue paint in this video looks almost identical to my neighbors XM

  • @MrFoof82
    @MrFoof82 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +697

    Those under 30s and Zoomers surely can afford to shell out $170K for a crossover. Well done with the target market, BMW.

    • @The_Stanman
      @The_Stanman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

      Fortunately, it looks like this car is actually going to be a commercial failure, contrary to what Jack said. There are already 500 sitting on dealer lot with dealers already advertising discounts, which is highly abnormal in the current car market.

    • @seafooddiablo5686
      @seafooddiablo5686 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Its for the jackson mahomes type.

    • @Shockz_BE
      @Shockz_BE 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Piece of cake man, with housing and living costs around the world being at an all time high :D
      I'm about to order one right away.

    • @BurnsRubber
      @BurnsRubber 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      There’s nine nearby sitting on lots in the tech getto I live in waiting for some someone to lease them. If you’re looking to show off the XM isn’t as recognizable as a Range Rover, G Wagon or Cayenne.

    • @j.3854
      @j.3854 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Yes, with their no jobs and warm couches in mommies basement.

  • @Coasterteen22
    @Coasterteen22 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +274

    This vehicle will elevate my engagement with my TikTok audience, and secure my rightful place in the influncesphere. I will be the trendiest guy in the Arby's drive through. #breaknecks

    • @MrSandChess
      @MrSandChess 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Based

    • @kevobuddy10
      @kevobuddy10 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      rage baiting irl

    • @warphace
      @warphace 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I will follow like and subscribe to you and click on all your pop up ads, I demand nothing but the best in entertainment because I deserve it.

    • @trumptookthevaccine1679
      @trumptookthevaccine1679 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Arbies 😅

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yup, todays young elite, going to the mcdonalds drive thru in these monsters, oh well, enjoy ''dat'' fake food.

  • @danlee3939
    @danlee3939 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +290

    The "turboCHARGER" at 7:13 is a GOAT SG moment.

    • @savagegeese
      @savagegeese  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

      Even my Ai bot has subtle nuances.

    • @trumptookthevaccine1679
      @trumptookthevaccine1679 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      TURBOCHEGHERA?

    • @bleebleblahble8833
      @bleebleblahble8833 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Then savage geese version of BACKSRATCHAH! Beejees Jack frosted flow.

    • @henkrpe3249
      @henkrpe3249 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Turbochargeur, tres bien!

    • @stevemartegani
      @stevemartegani 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Stolen from Mighty Car Mods

  • @obsoletecd-rom
    @obsoletecd-rom 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

    That marketing is beyond ridiculous. The sad part is that a market for this soulless, disposable garbage, actually exists. Somehow it reminds of that episode of the Simpsons where Homer is allowed to design a car that ends up bankrupting his brother.

    • @richardnavratil9661
      @richardnavratil9661 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Was that the Canyonero?

    • @aquaticko
      @aquaticko 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The end-game of capitalism; exchange value vs. use value. Nothing can be appreciated for what it is; everything (and everyone) is only appreciated as a means to an end. Status signaling, in this car. Heaven help the people still trying to climb the infinite ladder.

    • @ailrasyid1029
      @ailrasyid1029 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, to be honest the BMW XM is really floppin in term of sales.

  • @officialchill1706
    @officialchill1706 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Bought one of these with the litigation money I won after suing BMW for the seizure I had watching the promotional material

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      HAHA, yeah did you see that one ad with the nba players???? ''we can't speak manzzzz''

  • @TheCloser1
    @TheCloser1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +344

    Marketing isn’t the only trainwreck I see here

    • @Beer_Dad1975
      @Beer_Dad1975 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      We need a new word that goes beyond pompous or conceited something like hyper-conceited maybe? In the visual dictionary, just put the BMW logo next to it.

    • @wiryantirta
      @wiryantirta 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is why I fucking hate marketing people

    • @carlosandleon
      @carlosandleon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I see a brilliant masterpiece

    • @oh0stv
      @oh0stv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What I don't get is, wouldn't they have sold out a traditional halo car as well?
      Which limited number super expensive hyper car, and I get that this isn't one, did not sell out within 0.5 second?
      They could have still tested their newest teck, they could have still made the budget worth it, and they could have avoided to fall into this image nightmare.
      Bmw basically fall from this driver focused car brands, to the most money worshipping, ultra rich prostitute...

  • @imnotsqiddy
    @imnotsqiddy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +223

    Hey! It's everyone's favorite German Pontiac Aztec!

    • @AH-bm4ts
      @AH-bm4ts 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      😂😅🤣 straight outta South Carolina

    • @MyronLuis
      @MyronLuis 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yo this is legit hilariously true

    • @tombrennan6312
      @tombrennan6312 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AH-bm4ts Where the working class is servile. The American South is to Germany what Mexico is to the United States.

    • @BlitzMekanika
      @BlitzMekanika 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The Aztec has aged better than this will. It was a head of its time. Look at the Kia Kona. Chevy Blazer, similar headlight arrangement.

    • @stevechandy7348
      @stevechandy7348 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Best comment ever!

  • @mercedescl
    @mercedescl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +156

    700 plus hp, 6000 plus lbs, with 22” tires, you can literally watch your saving disappear before the mechanical breakdowns in foreseeable future.

    • @TassieLorenzo
      @TassieLorenzo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      * 23" tyres. Bigger than the 22.5" tyres on a semi-trailer, but becoming increasingly popular. 🙂

    • @julianbrelsford
      @julianbrelsford 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      On an 18 wheeler the bare rims are often 22.5"; the common tire for that rim is 40" in diameter.
      If you're around 6ft tall the semi truck tire is going to be roughly waist high on you. If you're a dwarf under 5' tall you are likely to have short legs relative to your upper body and the BMW tire will be roughly waist height on you.

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      funny stuff, after this gets used heavy....it would cost maybe 10k to keep it alive per year once warranty is gone, its why new cars are no fun, they will not really have more than 2 owners.

  • @haze1123
    @haze1123 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +234

    I'm old enough to remember when BMW made zero embarrassing cars.
    This is ghastly.

    • @Vizion-jp8zj
      @Vizion-jp8zj 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      But not old enough to enthusiast complained about the 2002 BMW 7 series back end and the BMW 1 series.

    • @haze1123
      @haze1123 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@Vizion-jp8zj That's true. "The Bangle butt." That was a bad year for one car.

    • @TassieLorenzo
      @TassieLorenzo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A lot of people didn't like the 3 Compact at the time IIRC.

    • @TigerFan-pq9tw
      @TigerFan-pq9tw 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Somewhere along the line, bling became the guiding principle for BMW product teams rather than letting the quality and performance speak for itself.
      It’s sad to see if you are old enough to remember when the best cars in the world came from Germany.

    • @jissanhuq3792
      @jissanhuq3792 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Come on im a huge bmw fan and own a current 5 series but they’ve always had one questionable car if not more. The trends are bad now though thats for sure. The last gen thats leaving looks better than the next. Will be keeping my 5 for a long time.

  • @Stoneheadification
    @Stoneheadification 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    The XM, the offical car of Balenciaga Executives, if you see one on the street, hide your children and elderly.

    • @grigorioschristodoulou5229
      @grigorioschristodoulou5229 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The children, I get it, but why the elderly

    • @user-ve9tu5rv6e
      @user-ve9tu5rv6e 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@grigorioschristodoulou5229boomers are scared of taste/fashion

  • @axion8788
    @axion8788 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    The two smartest and most honest people in automotive TH-cam.

  • @cytrynowy_melon6604
    @cytrynowy_melon6604 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    For me, it's for ultra-wealthy newly rich. When you don't have an acquired taste, but want to show off at any cost. Then something that looks different and flashy brings more attention. I think it's the perfect car for a teenager that has a newly-rich ultra wealthy parents, coming from a family that was in extreme poverty not long before. Such families have this urge to prove they are worth something, even if it means resorting to complete kitsch. There are many newly-rich people in Asia right now because of economic development, so maybe they also target them.

    • @yungrichnbroke5199
      @yungrichnbroke5199 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Urus? If that’s your goal.

    • @bigcjm
      @bigcjm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Of course they could just like it. Folks act as if you're less of an ass in cayenne turbo. None of the vehicle in this price bracket are sleepers. Why would fork out 180k for that.

    • @springertube
      @springertube 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​​​@@bigcjmThat's because you ARE less of an ass in a Cayenne Turbo! 😊 At least you're showing some taste and discrimination (even if you're not sure that's what you did...but were coached by someone who did!) This BMW is both for people who have zero discrimination--as mentioned, the newly mega rich--and those that know exactly what they're doing but still have (and maybe because it does blatantly show) zero taste.

    • @pigeonpoo1823
      @pigeonpoo1823 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So, NBA then?

    • @paulhelden
      @paulhelden 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A reggaeton singer😂

  • @mattcusto
    @mattcusto 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +330

    I saw one driving on the interstate last week and you could just see the mistake the guy made in his eyes

    • @MathsYknow
      @MathsYknow 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Was he a 30-year-old dedicated follower of fashion?

    • @dengernoodle4391
      @dengernoodle4391 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@MathsYknowoh certainly

    • @Incomudro1963
      @Incomudro1963 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Very expensive mistake.

    • @11Hammers
      @11Hammers 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      That was Mark

    • @ronin84
      @ronin84 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I feel like that anytime I see someone in the newer giant grill BMWs.

  • @pfunk2637
    @pfunk2637 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    Jack has singlehandedly sold more B58 Beemers than any salesman ever! BMW owes you a big commission.

    • @porschelover04
      @porschelover04 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Do yourself a favor, prospective B58 buyers - get one with a 6-speed. Not just a Supra, they made em in the F-chassis M240i/340i/440i too. That motor's so clearly designed to work with a torque converter, which makes me all the more happier to be the guy who got the "wrong" transmission. It's so fun.

    • @fortheloveofnoise9298
      @fortheloveofnoise9298 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@porschelover04I wouldn't buy any vehicle with an automatic. I am 28 and will never buy another automatic or ever buy an EV in my whole life span.

  • @WFO.
    @WFO. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    Driven it a couple times at BMW events. It’s an f’in brick and a fugly one at that. After
    each event, the BMW reps came up and asked us what we thought. Each time I said “I’d rather have an X5 Competition and have some left over cash!” The reps were speechless.

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      And the X5M is much better looking, well, the old one's were anyway, Gimme a '15 X5M PLEASE!

  • @tombrennan6312
    @tombrennan6312 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    A car for jag-offs, as we say in Chicago.

    • @aprtur
      @aprtur 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do those hawking Malort like it's something fancy fit the mold here, or are they the opposite 🤔? Nobody knows.

  • @tfunkhou88
    @tfunkhou88 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +166

    I think the only way to make this thing more gaudy would be with a gold chain steering wheel and 26” spinnahs 😂

    • @THX5000
      @THX5000 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

    • @mauricesoulis1590
      @mauricesoulis1590 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Maybe curb feelers and a “aaaooogah” horn?🥴

    • @BlueNinjakoopa553
      @BlueNinjakoopa553 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lol. It would have to have the stars and bars covering the rear window, mud tires, and a Carolina squat to make it gaudier.

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      it will be available

    • @s.k.6823
      @s.k.6823 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      BMW individual does that for you. Bet we will see some tuning of sorts soon 😂

  • @benwells2338
    @benwells2338 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

    As someone in the design industry, I see what the designers may have been trying to do with many of the design elements, and I DO actually like a lot of what was done. I will clarify that statement though by saying, this is IF you zoom into these particular elements and view them in a vacuum. What do I see when I pull back and see this thing as a whole? To me it’s the perfect physical analogy to an artist’s sketchbook or sheet of trace paper. A collection of interesting ideas but drawn out at different times, with different aims. To me, this product is BMW’s way to fast track their design process and present what should be 3-4 design iterations and model years, and compact them into 1 to see what works with the public.
    If the result of this model is BMW finding a way to modernize and introduce a new design language sooner, rather than giving us normal, expected designs but with beaver teeth grills or lego-inspired front and rear fenders of the M2…I might accept this XM and give BMWa pass, but I’m not too hopeful at this point.

    • @trumptookthevaccine1679
      @trumptookthevaccine1679 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Interesting

    • @savagegeese
      @savagegeese  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Great comment

    • @DimitarStanev
      @DimitarStanev 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Details, surfacing and proportions are well-executed for what it is. And what it is is an ostentatious military bunker for the nouveau riche. A celebration of conspicuous consumption designed to shout and run over anyone in its way. As such I can not respect it. And unless our world turns into a dystopian nightmare a la Cyberpunk 2077, this will always look dated and out of place.

    • @michaelv6870
      @michaelv6870 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I`m sure, Jeff Dahmer had some good traits as well.

    • @MrSchn3ll
      @MrSchn3ll 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      In the age of clay models and even more relevant rapid and realistic 3D models this is a BS excuse. I am also in product design and the whole failure of "design by committee" excuse is no longer relevant for any serious product design companies - especially the size of BMW. This is a failing of a poor design lead, do not conflate this with the designers at the bottom.

  • @BeanieNinjay0
    @BeanieNinjay0 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    No other vehicle screams mom and dad didn’t give me enough attention as a child like the XM does.

    • @markm0000
      @markm0000 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I’m pretty sure even the hardcore M fanboys are disgusted. This is truly the end of BMW as it used to be.

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well, it's just the typical garbage modern OVER PRICED turd mobile.

    • @dave_riots
      @dave_riots 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It screams "my mom and dad didn't give me enough attention but were nice enough to get me this car".

  • @unuseableb
    @unuseableb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    Gotta say I love Mark calling the automotive world out, buyers and manifacturers, on the ridiculousness of the "performance SUV". Especially this level, where its compensation on top of compensation to create a technological "marvel" and upkeep nightmare that remains compromised in key driving areas.

    • @lzh4950
      @lzh4950 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Reminds me when Top Gear reviewed the X5 & X6 & also raced the Q7 V12TDI around its test track, & how poorly they performed there

  • @johnnyr25
    @johnnyr25 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Mark, all you need to know is that this monstrosity exists because the Lamborghini Urus exists. It's like the escalation that Commissioner Gordon mentions at the end of Batman Begins.

  • @FunkatronicDingus
    @FunkatronicDingus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

    Very bold of BMW to give this slab an even bigger sniffer to demonstrate to the dealers how their noses should look after all the coke they snort while thinking of ways to get these things off the lot.

    • @julianbrelsford
      @julianbrelsford 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      After seeing a video comparing the modern grille design for BMW to Hitler's moustache, that's all I see any more on the front of a car like this

    • @FELIPE8226M
      @FELIPE8226M 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmao

  • @ChristosDimou
    @ChristosDimou 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    This is the perfect example of a BMW that everyone hates. This makes it an instant classic.

    • @Jimmmmmmmy
      @Jimmmmmmmy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I saw one in person the other day. It wall all black. I think it looks pretty good. I could see myself picking one up if the used market crushes its value, but I think it'll probably hold its value after the sharp initial decline since its one of the cheapest showoff SUVs on the market.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Instant class-sick.

    • @Fc-cb3tn
      @Fc-cb3tn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@Jimmmmmmmy it looks good because you can't see any of the car's "features"😅

    • @seafooddiablo5686
      @seafooddiablo5686 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@Jimmmmmmmy thats a terrible idea this thing will last a few years then all the electronics will fall apart. I bet the 10 year cost of ownership will be $100k +

    • @roysmith6185
      @roysmith6185 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Just because everyone hates something upon release doesn't mean it's going to be a future classic.
      There are a few examples where this was the case, and youtubers like DeMuro highlight it. People also oversubscribe to the idea; now you have all the woke and meta car enthusiasts repeating the same empty phrase about shitty cars that are doomed to failure.
      People hated the E65 7 series when it came out. And now you can travel to the shittiest town within 20 miles of you and pick one up for 3000 dollars.

  • @richardsmith579
    @richardsmith579 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    This matches the house design choices that the super wealthy make. It’s brilliantly targeted.

    • @springertube
      @springertube 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Speaking of brilliant, your observation - spot-on.

    • @charles_.l
      @charles_.l 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      i just feel like people would rather own g wagon

    • @GetOffMyLog
      @GetOffMyLog 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ​@@charles_.lthe people who buy this don't want a g wagen because all their friends have one already.

    • @user-ve9tu5rv6e
      @user-ve9tu5rv6e 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@charles_.ldime a dozen

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      well, yeah, it has to appeal to them, it's an LA car for sure, I doubt these get a 2nd year run.

  • @Greg-oj2pg
    @Greg-oj2pg 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    After seeing this vehicle, I'm glad I don't have enough money or social media influence to afford it. If this is what the automotive future looks like, I'll drive my Honda Accord until it dies.

  • @albertko1
    @albertko1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    "Plan your next trip to Illinois today" with the shaving cheese onto a pizza had me dying 🤣
    Also, the E72 X6 ActiveHybrid was BMW's first experiment with doing exactly this mix of a turbo V8 with a electric hybrid drivetrain that mated to the transmission.

    • @_IMNNO
      @_IMNNO 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My neighbors leased one years ago. I’m not sure if they enjoyed it. However, I believe this powertrain was designed from the ground up. Like Jack said, this vehicle will be the field tester for eventual TSBs in future M products.

  • @Tdfries
    @Tdfries 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    When the scene with the guy making pizza came and went, I actually said out loud “what the fuck was that” and I’m glad it happened.

  • @Affalterbach1967
    @Affalterbach1967 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The real business case for the XM is so 50,000 of you can convince Dave Ramsey that the b58 x3m40i is an optimal bargain.

  • @emdr-therapy-
    @emdr-therapy- 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    We need a Prius with 8 inch ground clearance

    • @taterc229
      @taterc229 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I'd rather drive that than the XM

    • @user-ve9tu5rv6e
      @user-ve9tu5rv6e 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@taterc229v8s aren’t for everyone

    • @fartman10284
      @fartman10284 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      That’s a RAV4 hybrid and Plug-in Hybrid

  • @motodrang4287
    @motodrang4287 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    That roof looks like when a 90s chevy headliner starts sagging in places.

  • @kutlay1988
    @kutlay1988 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    It seems like this vehicle is the best representation of Neo-M-ism. Put the M badge on everything!

    • @The_Stanman
      @The_Stanman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It really is.
      It'd work better as a BMW flagship rather than M. That way they could give it a good ride and gone all out on luxury. I'd still hate it, but it'd make more sense to me.

    • @andreaswiese8982
      @andreaswiese8982 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah I drive an f22 m235i and even there the m is a bit of a watering down. Even as a performance car.

  • @rushmatic
    @rushmatic 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    It’s so hard to believe that Turbowski used to be this channels main source of humor. This channel has grown so much and represents the absolute best of trolling, humor and intellect. I LOVE THIS CHANNEL!!!

    • @mrtopcat2
      @mrtopcat2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I don't know what Turbowski is, but unfortunately YT appears to be demoting this channel instead of promoting it. I wonder what this guys have 'sinned' for that kind of treatment? I wish them the best and continue to recommend this channel to every car enthusiast friend.

    • @kgb4187
      @kgb4187 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@mrtopcat2 He had a repair shop that Mark would take cars into to put on the lift and get a mechanic's opinion on. Go back and watch some of the early reviews.

    • @mrtopcat2
      @mrtopcat2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@kgb4187 OK, thanks for that. But that does not explain why this channel is not promoted more by YT and instead appears to be demoted. Seriously, I have some car guy friends and it hasn't been recommended to any of them. To me neither by the way. I only found out via word of mouth from another friend.

    • @oOgy172
      @oOgy172 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Didn't he get deported?

    • @flurpoid
      @flurpoid 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@mrtopcat2The TH-cam suggestion algorithm works in strange ways. Some channels put in work to get an edge with the algorithm, maybe SG doesn't but who really knows. I doubt it's anything malicious.

  • @MrFoof82
    @MrFoof82 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Looking forward to your review of the BMW X M Red Label, where they *quite literally* put lipstick on a pig.

    • @papa_pt
      @papa_pt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Holy shit.. that's amazing

    • @anonym3017
      @anonym3017 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      that's an insult against pigs.

    • @LafemmebearMusic
      @LafemmebearMusic 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Really tired of how words don’t mean things these days. Literally , is not a word that’s meant to be used figuratively 😅. This vehicle is not literally a pig… is it pig like yes but it is not LITERALLY a pig. You mean figuratively omg.

    • @papa_pt
      @papa_pt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@LafemmebearMusic is a fictional Angry Bird pig literally a pig or figuratively? Maybe virtually

    • @MrFoof82
      @MrFoof82 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@LafemmebearMusic Look at bearboy over hear, loosing his mind.

  • @stuartcudlip223
    @stuartcudlip223 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Mark and Jack, laughter my head off at this review / philosophical debate. If I may but in, I would say decadence dosent know logic, rationality or prudence. Keep up the good work👍🏻

  • @obsidian....
    @obsidian.... 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I love you Mark, never change 🤣

  • @Supperconductor
    @Supperconductor 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The models on the runway b-roll was hilarious, well done.

  • @jax1079
    @jax1079 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    This is such a cynical episode… and it’s mainly because you’re absolutely right. It’s hard to look into the future of automobiles and not be somewhat depressed, especially at the top of the market.

  • @travisp11
    @travisp11 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    If you put in the work tuning your cars in Gran Turismo you should handle the BMW driving dynamics interface just fine.

  • @the1anonymouse
    @the1anonymouse 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    The XM is a performance car that uses the other definition of performance. It's not about what it can do but about being seen in one. This is as car that was designed from the ground up to be either a prop in, or the setting of, Instagram posts. The majority of the content with this vehicle in it will be the steering wheel or dashboard with random motivational quotes about money or hustling/grinding

  • @nickscapellato8248
    @nickscapellato8248 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    There's a new M5 in my area which appears to have that similar shade of blue, it's fantastic with the copper accents. That's all I have to say about the XM!

  • @heeltoeautomotive4962
    @heeltoeautomotive4962 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The reason this channel is great is because it’s real. They don’t make every car seem like the best thing in the world and highlight both the flaws and what’s great unlike others

  • @thewhitecarrot
    @thewhitecarrot 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I really love the curve in the centre of the dash with a totally square iPad slapped on there.

  • @crwnpntp
    @crwnpntp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The first video I ever watched of yours I couldn’t finish. No reflection on your videos. You guys are the best.

  • @irminkosvk9968
    @irminkosvk9968 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I love the nice gentle touch of playing Slav King in such a car. Definitely the same target group as the car buyer, perfection.

    • @jonathunky
      @jonathunky 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wait
      I know the song but it’s not in the video?

    • @grants5036
      @grants5036 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jonathunky th-cam.com/video/qAFgpxAxV5o/w-d-xo.htmlsi=erylgN-0GLZ6oRgQ&t=223

  • @muhammadmore
    @muhammadmore 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Hopefully one day Jack can give us an in depth video on the B58 and all its iterations the same way you do for cars like the NSX

  • @1250ships
    @1250ships 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I think we all owe the Pontiac Aztek an apology because this thing makes it look like a brilliant piece of automotive art.

    • @ChatterboxFM
      @ChatterboxFM 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s incredible to think that the Pontiac Aztek looks like a sound investment in comparison. Even new, they weren’t going to completely bankrupt you as long as you didn’t think about the papier-mâché transmission.

    • @ColonelBobfed
      @ColonelBobfed 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      10/10 that cracked me up, bang on

  • @joaquinjavaloyesruiz8040
    @joaquinjavaloyesruiz8040 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    Even pursuing it on purpose, it is impossible to make an uglier car.

    • @bavariancarenthusiast2722
      @bavariancarenthusiast2722 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Hold your beer - there many new models coming out uglier or worse....boring

    • @joaquinjavaloyesruiz8040
      @joaquinjavaloyesruiz8040 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bavariancarenthusiast2722 😵‍💫

    • @yungrichnbroke5199
      @yungrichnbroke5199 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah all cars should just be aerodynamic economy blobs or gigantic apartment buildings on wheels. Nothing else. How dare BMW do something different.

    • @JohnFromAccounting
      @JohnFromAccounting 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The Fiat Multipla is more endearing than this thing.

    • @bavariancarenthusiast2722
      @bavariancarenthusiast2722 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@JohnFromAccounting hey don't insult the Multipla its an icon now 😅

  • @GTIModBlog
    @GTIModBlog 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    You guys are so well positioned to give a hilarious commentary on a thing like this, and you absolutely nailed it 😂😂😂

  • @MegaRetr
    @MegaRetr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Great work as always.

  • @SueBobChicVid
    @SueBobChicVid 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I like the new guy. He's really insightful.

    • @fatih9321
      @fatih9321 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What are the other videos where these B58 introductions were made as well? 😆

  • @Havanu81
    @Havanu81 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Your channel is one of the first regular one to have HDR content. Hats off to you for actually properly using the format. The colorgrading and use of dynamic range is excellent! The highligts reallly pop on my oled laptopscreen.TH-cam has rarely looked this good.

  • @driliagor
    @driliagor 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Only you two can speak the honest opinion on brand like BMW and not be uninvited to the next review. Appreciate the honesty

  • @Emurselovic
    @Emurselovic 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I hosted a party on Saturday where I made everyone watch a compilation of AI Jack clips without any context. No one has spoken to me since and I think someone took my cat when they left that night.

  • @craigsmith9366
    @craigsmith9366 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:20 in and I spit my coffee out laughing at the cheese grating 😂😂. Well done men.

  • @VanishPenguin
    @VanishPenguin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    That blue color is VERY nice. There is an M550i XDrive on Turo near LA with the identical blue color + copper trim. Rented it a handful of times, gets a lots stares for a 5 series

  • @kdiggitydog7696
    @kdiggitydog7696 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    LMAO! I loved this so much!! Thank you!! Also, +1 for the "turboCHARGER" moment...

  • @OfSheikah
    @OfSheikah 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Glad Mark recovered from Hyperscreen of the EQS quickly! Keep being resilient Mark! Transfer your consciousness to AI by the way, Jack!

  • @austinfrazier7325
    @austinfrazier7325 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is basically the modern equilviant of some tarted up 70s shag van with the decorations.

  • @Joey_Bananas
    @Joey_Bananas 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Video edits like this is partly why you guys are my favorite car review channel.. absolutely love the comedy and style of the vid. The AI stuff is def funny but for me sometimes it gets overplayed and a bit too weird lol this one was hysterical but yeah just giving inputs. Keep up the great work, happy 4th 😎

  • @andrewfriedman2572
    @andrewfriedman2572 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Loved the ambient lighting in the shop segment 😆

  • @dwb468
    @dwb468 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You had me at geodesic headliner and underbody mood lighting. I have (2) on order.

  • @gabriel.casanas
    @gabriel.casanas 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    tall, extremely heavy (over 6000lbs), very fast (700hp) and in the hands of the target demographic. This is car is going to be dangerous to everyone but the person driving it

  • @thulanimazibuko9568
    @thulanimazibuko9568 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    love this channel keep them coming gents

  • @ianlatham2975
    @ianlatham2975 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Once again you guys nailed it; breaking through the marketing BS.

  • @RideTheTrack
    @RideTheTrack 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The last time i saw something this fashionable it was called ‘Derelict’

    • @erik2446
      @erik2446 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Actually it was "Derelicte."

    • @gikigill788
      @gikigill788 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "I'll derelicte your balls" 😂😂

    • @RideTheTrack
      @RideTheTrack 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@erik2446 yeah sorry its been a while. awesome movie though and the first thing that came to mind when i saw the TV ad for that car

    • @erik2446
      @erik2446 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RideTheTrack 🤣

  • @klasseact6663
    @klasseact6663 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Is this really, truely the same company that made the 507, E46 M3 and Z8🤔

    • @user-tz3zn2kz8w
      @user-tz3zn2kz8w 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nope. That company died a long time ago.

  • @mkizzy8499
    @mkizzy8499 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Lets start with the exterior...oof!"
    Thanks. The Roblox death sound now plays in my head whenever I see this truck.

  • @samsung40_media87
    @samsung40_media87 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    man this 4K *REALLY* pops, it's a marvel to watch these videos

  • @jordanwalker9983
    @jordanwalker9983 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    11:30 the fake engine noise sounds like a cow mooing

  • @mickwrinkles2318
    @mickwrinkles2318 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Hopefully one day we get back to efficient, very aerodynamic, sedan like, low consumption vehicles. This whole trend of SUVs is ingnoring everything we learned in the last 60 years of automotive development.

    • @FrankieShovels
      @FrankieShovels 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean there are still a LOT of sedans and little hatch backs sold every year

    • @TassieLorenzo
      @TassieLorenzo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Mercedes EQS? Ioniq 6? And of course: Toyota Prius, Honda Clarity (discontinued) etc. One day buyers will see the light and prioritise buying vehicles with low drag coefficient, one hopes. 🙂

    • @flurpoid
      @flurpoid 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'd like to see more luxury vehicles that prioritize efficiency, luxury doesn't necessarily need to be an excess in size.

  • @StevenEveral
    @StevenEveral 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    BMW: We will never make a BMW X7M, it would be too big and expensive.
    Also BMW: *builds this monstrosity*

  • @dimaroscadallacqua9926
    @dimaroscadallacqua9926 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I saw this car in person, and it looks absolutely badass! The best looking M car! ❤

  • @drtofuu
    @drtofuu 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I wonder if they ever run these designs through existing BMW customers. It looks as if they are giving the finger to their existing enthusiast/ fan base and trying to get a completely new one.

    • @springertube
      @springertube 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Sadly, controversy and contrariness (for no other reason and without merit) sells.

    • @paulhelden
      @paulhelden 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Sure, in the long term that will kill the brand

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      good point, people with TASTE like x3's and x5's, the x3m40i is a really nice modern BMW for sure, I really do like them, and I think those are German made, but maybe not.

  • @kaseyc5078
    @kaseyc5078 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Can’t imagine owning this after warranty expires

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah, it can not be done, will maybe have a 2nd owner....but doubt it.

  • @BadPhD777
    @BadPhD777 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That purple mood lighting in the headliner has me sold! I want one!!!

  • @boban61
    @boban61 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the HDR! Thx.

  • @scottbrown4142
    @scottbrown4142 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Watching you drive that thing down the road almost shook my retinas loose. It's crazy to see a smoother ride and less camera shake in your GT3RS video than this (granted that was on track).

  • @just.a.simplejoe
    @just.a.simplejoe 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    L o l. One of the most spicy reviews from our guys in a long long time. Agreed though...not a car for almost most people and it's a testament to potentially wasted development funds that could have gone into a sports car or just something else.

  • @ronniet906
    @ronniet906 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    A salt of the earth review of BMW' vanity'wood. A+ guys 👍

  • @jroberts3428
    @jroberts3428 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    these two compliment each other so well.

  • @DreamConundrum
    @DreamConundrum 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    For people looking in a few years to buy one coming off lease, this thing might set a record for depreciation. I'm very curious what they sell for after 30-something thousand miles.

    • @timothycc711
      @timothycc711 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes your right! Normal people might be able to afford it...at least until the first check engine light comes on.

    • @scottbrown4142
      @scottbrown4142 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Considering the amount of rattles that things gonna have in 5 years time from the horrible ride, I'd say 50% of RRP

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@timothycc711At 30K miles the check engine light will have already been on for a while.

    • @rosgoncharuk2403
      @rosgoncharuk2403 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      1/3 the starting price.

    • @shahrukhbakar3248
      @shahrukhbakar3248 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This vehicle just shows how lost BMW M has been for years. You guys touch on this in the video but this soulless vapid BS is the opposite of what BMW M used to stand for years ago. What a sad world.

  • @MercSLRFan
    @MercSLRFan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    HDR hell yea

  • @PookDaWook
    @PookDaWook 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wow. That launch did look crazy hard. I'll give them that

  • @indeedbridge8954
    @indeedbridge8954 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Euro jack t shirts, now! Hahaha😂 i love these videos. Ty.

  • @DoubleHarmony22
    @DoubleHarmony22 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Saw this in person last week and surprisingly it didn’t have the presence I was expecting.

  • @kcm732
    @kcm732 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    17:40 RIGHT THERE!! completely agree with Mark. hense why i can't stand alot of new vehicles that fall into this category. it truly is a waste of resources.

  • @nsarboc
    @nsarboc 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh god, I physically wretched the second that rear end shot came up.

  • @JohnD-bs4qi
    @JohnD-bs4qi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My backside hurts after watching this. Thanks guys...

  • @erik2446
    @erik2446 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Great review, although I'm sensing some missed opportunities here. I'm having visions of Wham's "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" soundtrack playing with the opening shots of the XM, followed by a reenactment by Jack and Mark of the gasoline fight scene from Zoolander?

  • @stevefaul1710
    @stevefaul1710 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My wife said the interior, particularly the ambient lighting, reminded her of a downtempo club in New York. And I think that is exactly what BMW is aiming for here. You buy this for the same reason you buy a Michael Jordan athletic shoe.

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      modern cars are disgusting because the ''ambient'' lighting is OBNOXIOUS, the new e class is like a night club, its no longer a luxury car.

  • @reptillia3
    @reptillia3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    God I love this channel! Hands down. Full stop.

  • @connorsurdyke8841
    @connorsurdyke8841 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    had a smile on my face the whole time I watch this😂😂

  • @JMacGyver1
    @JMacGyver1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Great video and I love the “hate flooring” you were doing with it. It deserves the hate and BMW should be embarrassed that they green lit this disaster.

  • @joellarrysr9977
    @joellarrysr9977 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    I get why they did it..this is for Movie Stars and Athletes. Not sure it had to be an M car though... They should have spun off a brand like Maybach and Mercedes

    • @mtnman1984
      @mtnman1984 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Imagine if they used the Alpina name

    • @scotchbingeington6761
      @scotchbingeington6761 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@mtnman1984oh God...

    • @bavariancarenthusiast2722
      @bavariancarenthusiast2722 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well its bold and different....at least....

    • @joellarrysr9977
      @joellarrysr9977 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mtnman1984 Alpina is a partner, they don't own them. Should they buy them ?.. maybe..

    • @mtnman1984
      @mtnman1984 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@joellarrysr9977 their acquisition of Alpina was announced last year, but I don't know when it's supposed to be finalized.

  • @gettcouped
    @gettcouped 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Definitely a car of 2023. Can’t believe how much car this car is in 2023. Truly amazing.

  • @panjoshua6251
    @panjoshua6251 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    lmfao God, I love this channel. Not just for the exceptional cinematography and constructive criticism, but these hilarious snippets such as the one at @1:16 always make me chuckle! 🤣