How NOT to be a journalist - The Best of Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan

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  • @johnmartinez7440
    @johnmartinez7440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2071

    I also appreciate how Chris Morris's character seems to have omniscience about all aspects of the news - how the Germans had been against the new quota rates, how their finance minister is tricky to pin down for an interview, how many workers were employed by the GM Detroit plant etc. As though he does extra research on the stories Peter covers just so he can humiliate him live on air. Genius.

    • @cursedgamer2778
      @cursedgamer2778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      its the procedure when its your, i dunno, 6th time? doing the group project solo; you just start directing your team mates to answer questions you damn well know they don't know lmao

    • @davimurph
      @davimurph ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Apparently it isn't (or wasn't) unusual for the presenter in the studio to have more information than the reporter live at the scene because the presenter has access to everything coming into the newsroom and might even have had time to prepare. The reporter has spent that time travelling and, before widespread, fast, mobile Internet, could hardly even email their contacts.

    • @rin_etoware_2989
      @rin_etoware_2989 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​​@@davimurph reading off Wikipedia, presenters can also assist in writing the news that are going on the broadcast. at the very least, they have easier access to the wire service where they're actually getting the news from.
      really, a reporter out there is more useful in interviewing people on the spot (like what Peter didn't do with the German Finance Minister) and for reporting on things the wire service missed, or is too slow to respond to (like what Peter didn't do in New York)

    • @davimurph
      @davimurph ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rin_etoware_2989 absolutely, presenters write their own scripts, but so do reporters. I was thinking more about breaking news where neither of them has had much time to prepare.
      Charlie Brooker did a great video about it. I'll try to find it.
      Reporters in the field are great if they have time to look around, interview people and prepare (like, as you say, Peter didn't).

    • @thebloodline2513
      @thebloodline2513 ปีที่แล้ว

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6446

    His very incompetence and ineptness saved his life on 9/11. Dark stuff indeed.

    • @alobeyajourneyman9679
      @alobeyajourneyman9679 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You Tuber I think they understood that ???

    • @panached1450
      @panached1450 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...maybe

    • @hackchewspit1956
      @hackchewspit1956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Steven Peithman just like good old larry silverstein, a great guy, for a treasonous wee bastard ;)

    • @wallrider73
      @wallrider73 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha, yeah whatever dude.

    • @regmunday8354
      @regmunday8354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@stevenpeithman2438 sorry to hear about the brain damage, hope you get better soon.

  • @boahneelassmal
    @boahneelassmal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8671

    "You overslept!"
    "I slept longer than I anticipated"
    That's what I'm gonna say from now on.

    • @cursedfate838
      @cursedfate838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same

    • @hugoML652
      @hugoML652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

    • @Jason-ly9zv
      @Jason-ly9zv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @olliephelan
      @olliephelan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      NO, dont say "same".
      Say "I woke less than I anticipated"......That will buy you a few seconds.

    • @hugoML652
      @hugoML652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@olliephelan Thank you

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4759

    Okay, but the way he just sails through "O'Hanraha-hanrahan" is amazing.

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Given who the character was named after, it’s surprising they never managed to work in a reference to “I counted them all out and I counted them all back”.

    • @RangiferADV
      @RangiferADV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      His name sounds like an old tractor engine starting up on a cold day.

    • @sumvs5992
      @sumvs5992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      In writing it looks hard, but in practice it's pretty easy

    • @theswissmiss69
      @theswissmiss69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why the „Okay, but…“?

    • @terrycrichton
      @terrycrichton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even Peter's name sounds like he made it up.

  • @lizageorge8923
    @lizageorge8923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
    1976-1999
    "news"

    • @user-bv7um1ds7y
      @user-bv7um1ds7y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      *2001

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you’ve lost the news:

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He didn’t like it, but he had to go along with it.

    • @AltAcount-sf2sc
      @AltAcount-sf2sc 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He counted all the planes going in... But none came back

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9707

    6 people didn't like it, but had to go along with it.

    • @TheUKMikey
      @TheUKMikey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I think you mean "Sechs Leute haben es nicht gefallen, musste aber mitmachen".

    • @llary
      @llary 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Zulu Romeo that's about trente perzente

    • @XxxRowan90
      @XxxRowan90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      hahahaha what a comment!

    • @bokehintheussr5033
      @bokehintheussr5033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Just when i thought i was truly sick of "6 people" comments.

    • @stefansmith
      @stefansmith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      UKMikey "Sechs Leuten hat es nicht gefallen, sie mussten aber mitmachen." Sorry ;)

  • @jonathanwilkinson1461
    @jonathanwilkinson1461 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9630

    ich nichten lichten.

    • @DarrenBonJovi
      @DarrenBonJovi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      +Jonathan Wilkinson ….German.

    • @mattdavies7398
      @mattdavies7398 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      +DarrenBonJovi Eggs over easy for the Germans.

    • @joeb2487
      @joeb2487 7 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      Trenter percenter

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That's about the extent of my German too

    • @T4Cification
      @T4Cification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      i worked in Germany a few times....fuking Nichen Lichen

  • @BackToTheBlues
    @BackToTheBlues 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5782

    "Rotate them a hundred and eighty degrees in my favour" instead of 'turn them round' is a wonderfully composed line.

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      "And how is a cobweb going to dig you out of your numerical mess?"

    • @Retrostar619
      @Retrostar619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Speaks to the imperiousness of the character.

    • @grendelum
      @grendelum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      4:48

    • @Dragoneer
      @Dragoneer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That’s like something my bitchy maths teacher would say

    • @lateral1385
      @lateral1385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      999th like

  • @inspector38
    @inspector38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    I love how Peter is concerned about keeping his lie intact and is disappointed when it falls through and not at all reacting to the fact he would be dead if hadn't overslept

    • @volodyanarchist
      @volodyanarchist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      He has never overslept. He has just slept longer than he has previously anticipated!

  • @janhuda8841
    @janhuda8841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    I like how "The best of Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan" is literally everything with Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Yes and there should be more of it. I don't like it, but I have to go along with it.

    • @pezn2077
      @pezn2077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Kris.G News.

    • @jonathanricardo6334
      @jonathanricardo6334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gammakeraulophon Pretty sure that was Daniel beth'lem

    • @hannesjakobsson765
      @hannesjakobsson765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pezn2077 His best quote

    • @stoolpigeon4285
      @stoolpigeon4285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ich lichten

  • @DatBoi-mo9vc
    @DatBoi-mo9vc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5885

    "Do you know what your tombstone is gonna say?"
    "News"

    • @valty3727
      @valty3727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Ghiman the guy his inflection kills me every time

    • @kashmirwillwin3124
      @kashmirwillwin3124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      It'll probably be
      "I didn't like it but I had to go along with it"

    • @em.1633
      @em.1633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Always slays me, one of the funniest single lines I've ever heard

    • @nedimgery-buyukyuksel513
      @nedimgery-buyukyuksel513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Peter thank you

    • @Chris50673
      @Chris50673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Em Me too. Might be my favourite line of the whole series - and it's one of the most quotable programmes ever so that's really high praise. Never fails to make me laugh.
      Brass Eye's paedophile disguised as a school is the closest contender I can think of right now.

  • @levimcglinchey5843
    @levimcglinchey5843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    *YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!*

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I almost feel sorry for him, he's SO lost! 🤣

    • @philipcervenjak2493
      @philipcervenjak2493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The delivery of that line was amazing, probably one of the best deliveries I've ever heard in comedy.

    • @sirts1
      @sirts1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry

  • @Elmo9001
    @Elmo9001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    The way he screams "Peter, you've lost the news!" always gets me.

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      and the sheepisness of the "sorry"

    • @TJDious
      @TJDious ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "He's over there..."

    • @Zoober95
      @Zoober95 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@TJDious "WELL GET HIM BACK!"

    • @SeaBeast4Life
      @SeaBeast4Life 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Next time you cross the road don't bother looking!

  • @AdrianTheR
    @AdrianTheR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5502

    Peter looks like Tom Hardy's character in Legend.

    • @Earthling..
      @Earthling.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      He definitely does.

    • @YOU2ONEDAY
      @YOU2ONEDAY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I was literally just about to type that, I look down and there it is.. Exactly what I was thinking lol.

    • @radioactivehalfrhyme
      @radioactivehalfrhyme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      Actually, I think he looks more like Tom Hardy’s other character in Legend.

    • @AdrianTheR
      @AdrianTheR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@radioactivehalfrhyme 😂😂

    • @elliotharris3965
      @elliotharris3965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Even sounds like him

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD ปีที่แล้ว +597

    "Actually we didn't hear that, the sound insulation in these buildings is extraordinary" 😂🤣

    • @Lefeurouge
      @Lefeurouge ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "There is a plane tha-" 7:32
      "KEEP WATCHING, PETER."
      "Wh- ah . . . ah . . . . oh my god . . . . ."

    • @Ometecuhtli
      @Ometecuhtli ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The building is collapsing... I'm running... I'm out of it

  • @thezec
    @thezec 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2832

    Floor 107 no longer gives a particularly good view of New York

    • @brainsmoran4954
      @brainsmoran4954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      thezec that's because it's now in the basement.

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@brainsmoran4954 ah, he he, pulling my leg, Chris

    • @Dunmerdog
      @Dunmerdog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The delivery was so good on that line

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Peter, is there a television near you?"

    • @ModMokkaMatti
      @ModMokkaMatti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      New York has never had a good view of anything. The country would be better off without that eyesore.

  • @LAnonHubbard
    @LAnonHubbard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5389

    The 9/11 stuff is genius. How Peter tries to keep the lie going, even getting out of the building from the 107th floor in a few seconds.

    • @LAnonHubbard
      @LAnonHubbard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      +mary ward No it wasn't. Where did you "learn" that from?

    • @steffihex
      @steffihex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yes it was. It's a clip from the radio show On the Hour which was broadcast between 1991 and 1992. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Hour

    • @LAnonHubbard
      @LAnonHubbard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      +Steffi of Arc No it wasn't. It was made as an extra sketch for the The Day Today DVD 2004. Think about it.... this sketch makes no sense prior to 9/11.

    • @steffihex
      @steffihex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I stand corrected. But it wasn't so far fetched for it to have been made beforehand. There were quite a few cultural depictions of terrorist attacks on the twin towers before it actually happened, for example in The X Files or the Jackie Chan film Nosebleed.

    • @stevecooksley
      @stevecooksley 7 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      What the fuck? Are you actually Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan?

  • @RealityCheck6T9
    @RealityCheck6T9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2465

    Peter nearly died that day, and Chris just keeps abusing him as normal

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I know Peter O'Han x 2 had a really lucky escape and is traumatized and gets abused? No wonder Morris lost his job soon after :(

    • @essentiallifter
      @essentiallifter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "peter you've added nothing"

    • @rin_etoware_2989
      @rin_etoware_2989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      probably because he's talking about breakfast at 10:45 or 11 am. also, how he couldn't even be bothered to open a window to see that a major landmark vanished in a puff of smoke like it's the world's shittiest magic trick. you really had to dig deep before you can find sympathy for colleagues like Peter.

    • @thiagodeandrade7081
      @thiagodeandrade7081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know, recently, I have watched the presenter of a crime news show trying to comment on the war in Ukraine and that's what I thought.

    • @ianmangham4570
      @ianmangham4570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I watched Peter Cross the road outside Parliament without looking 🙄

  • @SlippyM8
    @SlippyM8 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    "Peter you're lying in a news grave, do you know what's written on your headstone?"
    "News..."
    This part had me laughing in tears the first time I saw it.

    • @gecko24241
      @gecko24241 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Peter thank you"
      gets me everytime

    • @chenzenzo
      @chenzenzo ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "News." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @_.zwieback._
    @_.zwieback._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2636

    Whats the german for 30 percent?
    "trenta procenta"
    "Treizig prozent?"
    *yes*

    • @detectivejonesw
      @detectivejonesw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Trenta percenter

    • @Rascaduanok
      @Rascaduanok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Ich nichten lichten.

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Marcel38281 ich nichten licten

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Marcel38281 i ... Know?

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Marcel38281 maybe re-watch the video, it's been a while

  • @chadpattypersonal8731
    @chadpattypersonal8731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3381

    The 9/11 bit is true genius. The script when Peter "escapes". It's so funny

    • @mrkingjesse378
      @mrkingjesse378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Idk how ive never heard this. It’s hilarious.

    • @jimh781
      @jimh781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      At first i was a little uneasy, but it really did take that darkest of backdrops to really drive home Peter’s putzing

    • @jimh781
      @jimh781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      S Walters my bad, did sound eerily similar

    • @Apeksim
      @Apeksim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@swalters6720 i believe the last sketch came out not long after 9/11

    • @Andrew-zm8gh
      @Andrew-zm8gh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@swalters6720 it's not from 1994. It is bonus material made for the dvd release. They also make jokes in the bonus material about george w bush.

  • @thetomhfh
    @thetomhfh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3724

    "Peter next time you cross the road don't bother looking"

    • @comanchio1976
      @comanchio1976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I say it at least 8 times a day. Everyone hates me and I don't blame them

    • @CippiCippiCippi
      @CippiCippiCippi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Look down at the ground and say ‘sorry’

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Later he jumped out a window and didn't bother looking (down).

    • @BarbadosBeerFestival
      @BarbadosBeerFestival 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tom Harwood classic line ....

    • @projectfreedom9510
      @projectfreedom9510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tyler Frost no you don’t. You lie. IRL. Today, you would be in trouble saying those things.

  • @nivst7094
    @nivst7094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1297

    “DO YOU KNOW WHAT WILL BE WRITTEN ON YOUR STONE?”
    “... news”

    • @compoflask6262
      @compoflask6262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Harry Red Panda I VERY much care about that opinion! that was some valuable persuasion you’ve done.

    • @SpuddyWesker
      @SpuddyWesker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Harold749 ohhhh nobody gives a shite

    • @Yourmumsrectum
      @Yourmumsrectum 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man your pic is the best Metallica album going.

  • @CharlesVeitch
    @CharlesVeitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    "The tower I'm in is collapsing"

  • @bonglesnodkins329
    @bonglesnodkins329 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Just love the fact that on Peter's notes near the bottom there's a line saying "35,000 or 3,500 CHECK".

  • @kisbie
    @kisbie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2452

    "Er, one of the towers has collapsed, fortunately not the one I'm in - the other one - the one I'm in is... is... is... one of the towers - the other tower... the tower I'm in is collapsing! I'm collapsing Chris, under the sheer... I've managed.... I'm out! I'm out! Errrrrrr, I'm very fer...rum... I'm not there."

    • @cninh4574
      @cninh4574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      "It seems like a movie."

    • @Orc-icide
      @Orc-icide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hilarious, I love jokes about disasters

    • @MrDash711
      @MrDash711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Matt S lighten up Matt. The internet doesn’t care about what you love.

    • @starch_tuber1778
      @starch_tuber1778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MrDash711 fuck you

    • @ianfreud
      @ianfreud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Matt S There are no jokes about disasters in this clip. But thanks for letting us know your opinion on them.

  • @bigmoncrief6071
    @bigmoncrief6071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    'Peter, you've added nothing'. A sentence I think to myself on a daily basis whenever some windbag is pointlessly prattling on in any one of the shitty middle management meetings I have to attend. It's worth remembering that we all work with people who are as shit at their jobs for their entire career as Peter, but there's never a Chris Morris around to tell them so.

    • @sharontaylor4403
      @sharontaylor4403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Absolutely spot on 👏🏻

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well said. I can think of a few....

    • @YourSkyliner
      @YourSkyliner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well.. I guess you are there, right?

    • @otherssingpuree1779
      @otherssingpuree1779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It is particularly terrible when you are the Peter O Hanraha-Hanrahan.

    • @potassium8759
      @potassium8759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      (Insert pointless prattling on a middle management meeting)

  • @davidbeardsley9394
    @davidbeardsley9394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1067

    The tower I'm in is collapsing! I'm collapsing Chris, under the sheer.. I've managed.. I'm out! I'm out! err.. I'm very.. run.. I'm not there.

    • @Xallisto1
      @Xallisto1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Paddy O'Yakkin Peter you have added nothing.

    • @SpuddyWesker
      @SpuddyWesker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ You've added nothing

  • @beelsmaxime7660
    @beelsmaxime7660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    I love how he escaped from the 107th floor of the tower in literally 3 seconds.

    • @HiringHamblin
      @HiringHamblin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Tbf that floor was rapidly getting closer to the ground, cutting his travel time down to street level immensely

    • @knucklesskinner253
      @knucklesskinner253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tower of god be like:

    • @trollop_7
      @trollop_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@HiringHamblin Exactly. All he would have had to have done is step out from the falling building at the opportune moment - much in the way that we used to jump from the back of the old Routemaster buses.
      I've often reflected that if they'd taught this basic physics trick more in schools, more people would have survived the gruesome events of that day.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like the others :)

    • @Ometecuhtli
      @Ometecuhtli ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He doesn't even try to make it "plausible" with panting and the sounds of things falling or anything else, you could call him a liar but never a commited one.

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    "A week is a long time in politics."
    "Rab Bulter!"
    "Shut up, Peter!"
    Always sends me crying with laughter 😂

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This whole time I thought he said “Rhett Butler!” which is seemingly more random lol

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ‘Rab Butler’ was a tautology. The B stands for Butler. They were his initials. (Richard Austen Butler)

  • @Kishnabe
    @Kishnabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

    He became Bane after being humiliated.

    • @terminalcreature1560
      @terminalcreature1560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      No one cared who he was until he put on the mask.

    • @flaggerify
      @flaggerify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kishnabe A playwright actually.

    • @filmykuby19
      @filmykuby19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Batman didn't like it, but he had to go along with it

    • @Nergal_Slayer
      @Nergal_Slayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@filmykuby19 lol

  • @gthreek
    @gthreek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2986

    Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan for brexit negotiator, honestly couldn't do much worse than the current mob

    • @peterohanraha-hanrahan3022
      @peterohanraha-hanrahan3022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      I spoke with Michel Barnier and he said he didn't like it, but he'll have to go along with it!

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022 What language did you conduct this interview in, Peter?

    • @Oujouj426
      @Oujouj426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@DennisMoore664 ....... French

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Oujouj426 So what's French for "we want all the benefits of EU membership with none of the responsibility"?

    • @hesiolite
      @hesiolite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Pining_for_the_fjords "Je want EU benefites wizout responsibilitie"

  • @Wehdeo
    @Wehdeo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Such an accurate portrayal of a serial liar. I know someone just like this. Especially the way they stonewall and cave when you question them.

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      In some ways, this is the least satirical sketch on The Day Today. It’s just a classic comedy setup cast as a news anchor and reporter. But it’s still probably the funniest thing in the entire show. The setting lends a delightfully eccentric flair to the execution.

    • @konstantinopoulos33
      @konstantinopoulos33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@kisbie Let's also give credit to Patrick Marber's acting... he conveys the subtle desperation and changes in tone so incredibly well, perfect mix of realistically complex and comedic

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@konstantinopoulos33 Absolutely. I’ve said elsewhere that Marber does not get the praise he deserves as a comedy performer. The Peter O’Hanrahan character could have easily followed Partridge and had a life beyond TDT.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kisbie sadly, he let the news get away :(

  • @Malisane
    @Malisane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1192

    "So the Governments ship, back on course?"
    "Absolutely."
    "Back to you Chris."
    He really had him on the ropes there.

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Insert GIF of Kuenssberg interviewing Boris and pretend it’s still 2019.

    • @DataLog
      @DataLog 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly when you looked at any report on Covid bullsh1t lol

  • @squatchjosh1131
    @squatchjosh1131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1417

    I wonder when the 9/11 skit was aired. Even for the "too soon" period it's probably the most tasteful 9/11 joke I've heard in a weird way.

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      It was an extra on the 2004 DVD

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@visionist7 Oh right, so still sort of fresh at the time.

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@squatchjosh1131 still weird to hear on these clips which are mostly ten years older

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@visionist7 Haha, weird to me that a lot of the time I'm talking to people that weren't even alive when it happened (which is cool with me of course). I mean I was only five but still even being that young and in Scotland I remember my parents felt obliged to tell me about it in the morning, it was that huge.

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@squatchjosh1131 I was 12 going on 13. Was on a train when it happened. I remember everything that morning, even the chocolate bar I had, Kinder Cereali.
      Edit: although it wasn't morning here, it was afternoon.

  • @FireWalkWithMe91
    @FireWalkWithMe91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    The way he says "Floor 107! Sipping a cappuccino..." cracks me up

    • @sayhibobbi
      @sayhibobbi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Floor 107 no longer gives a particularly good view of New York...

    • @3y35poihjpn
      @3y35poihjpn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He sounds so happy, so ignorant 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ConradAshtonMusic
      @ConradAshtonMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everytime! Haha

    • @Hinch2011
      @Hinch2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "KEEP WATCHING, PETER!"

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Hinch2011 'oh.. oh god.''

  • @dave_yarders
    @dave_yarders 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2284

    2.2k: ich lichten
    28: ich nichten lichten

    • @CS-mo7xp
      @CS-mo7xp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ich see vat you deed ther

    • @ericforsyth
      @ericforsyth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      TH-cam needs a way to signal ”I don’t like it, but I’ll have to go along with it”
      I guess that’s just watching the video and neither liking nor disliking it...

    • @wrAIth-AI
      @wrAIth-AI 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ericforsyth well, in a way-- our video feed from algorithms...😁

    • @mydickisincrediblytinyandi7380
      @mydickisincrediblytinyandi7380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mike White *German

    • @bogonanaz9404
      @bogonanaz9404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The person above me, woooosh. I’m also sorry for your loss.

  • @jacobwallace6969
    @jacobwallace6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Can we acknowledge that Peter's incompetence actually saved his life? I would say that it's way more incompetent on the other end to not consider that.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I know Peter O'Han x 2 had a really lucky escape and is traumatized and gets abused? No wonder Morris lost his job soon after :(

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Peter’s “oh my god” sounds like he’d rather have been incinerated in an enormous fireball than be subjected to yet another dressing down from Chris.

    • @thiagodeandrade7081
      @thiagodeandrade7081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The other end doesn't care about it.

    • @Ometecuhtli
      @Ometecuhtli ปีที่แล้ว

      Before 9/11 his tombstone would've said "News...", if he died there he would've been "Fallen in the line of duty", now it's only "Beloved liar"

  • @Modenut
    @Modenut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    "I slept longer than I anticipated"
    gets me every fucking time

  • @richardcoupe9279
    @richardcoupe9279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "Peter, you've added nothing. That's Peter O'hanraha-hanrahan, from New York, on a day which will go down as-"
    "Yes, a day wh-"
    "BE QUIET!"
    The way Peter gamely tries to carry on cracks me up, every time.

    • @robair67
      @robair67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chris' delivery of "BE QUIET!" in a perfectly 'You've already done quite enough damage to the credibility of my broadcast, and yet you STILL keep trying to drag it down further!' kind of outrage, is my favourite part of this sketch (close 2nd is the "...I'm not there." line). Easily the most funny, and yet poignant comedy about this world-changing tragedy.

  • @RealityCheck6T9
    @RealityCheck6T9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    "Later, what is a hijacked airliner and how does it crash?" A suitably inane question

    • @Lark1610
      @Lark1610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      RealityCheck6T9 Sums up the bullshit 24h news stations make to keep covering one topic for a whole day. Or week. Because they need a 9/11 every week to keep people watching.

    • @columbus8myhw
      @columbus8myhw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Someone made the pilot not a pilot and then made the plane not a plane

  • @timrobinson8943
    @timrobinson8943 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    Classic. Trente Percente.

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The joke is that's Italian trenta is Italian for 30.

    • @chalibard3826
      @chalibard3826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@optimisticwhovian1726 "trente" is french for 30. So would you like to revise your appraisal of the situation in light of what you just gleaned ?

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Thirty-o percent-o
      You're welcome for the Spanish translation

    • @hoogmonster
      @hoogmonster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jordanhicks5131 Muchas grassy arse!

    • @rattiom
      @rattiom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@optimisticwhovian1726 No it isn't, the joke is that he doesn't know German lol

  • @EDFilmsUK
    @EDFilmsUK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    7:57 “I’m not there.” The delivery is so perfect, had me in tears

  • @SimonMinall-Burdett
    @SimonMinall-Burdett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Would you mind telling me how the plant can function on minus 10,000 workers?" - That, that right there is comedy gold in delivery.

    • @interstate366
      @interstate366 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don’t know Nigel, you tell me!

  • @None-Trick_Pony
    @None-Trick_Pony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Patrick Marber, the guy who plays Peter O'hanraha'hanrahan, is apparently a brilliant playwright who has won many awards. I was caught off-guard when I read it.

    • @damienx0x
      @damienx0x ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Indeed. He also co-wrote the early Alan Partridge shows and appeared as a guest on the show a few times in different guises.

    • @shooglies
      @shooglies 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      There is no apparently about it

  • @mehua
    @mehua 9 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    "I slept longer than I'd anticipated." epic.

    • @QFIhawkman
      @QFIhawkman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yar. En fakt, trenter percenter lunger din hel anticipartered.

  • @Vojife
    @Vojife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    "Did you speak to the German prime minister?"
    "No."
    "And what was his reaction?"

    • @KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841
      @KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "I don't know!"

    • @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844
      @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @daAnder71 Well, the German chancellor is the equivalent of prime minister in Germany. But fair enough.

    • @JimboRustles
      @JimboRustles 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dónalÓNiadh no it doesn't

    • @Slop_Dogg
      @Slop_Dogg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He didn’t like it, but he had to go along with it.

    • @Zoober95
      @Zoober95 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841...Peter, thank you.

  • @martaleszkiewicz5115
    @martaleszkiewicz5115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    "Next time you cross the road, please don't bother looking" - That is probably the most British curse / insult I have ever heard.

  • @amygoldstraw3778
    @amygoldstraw3778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    To this day i will shout “you lost the news!” The day today was and will always a genius gem

  • @MeniscoManeiro
    @MeniscoManeiro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The tower I'm in is collapsing, under the sheer...I'm managing..I'm.. I'M OUT.

  • @wingsken
    @wingsken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    This whole thing feels like me back in high school when i forgot my homework.

  • @nelad
    @nelad 9 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Peter, you've added nothing

  • @lepari9986
    @lepari9986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    For me it's all about the way Peter answers: "Yes!" so confidently.

  • @emiel255
    @emiel255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    I love how Morris always includes the name ‘Peter’ in his sentences when addressing Peter instead of sometimes leaving it out like a normal person would

    • @paullindemeyer3913
      @paullindemeyer3913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      its entirely possible Peter won't know Chris is talking to him unless he hears his name.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like scolding a child

    • @nathanmcgill7249
      @nathanmcgill7249 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's quicker than using his last name

  • @harry7669
    @harry7669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    "As the Minister for Ships sprawls on a pin, it's back to you, Chris!"
    "NO IT ISN'T PETER!"

  • @khill4491
    @khill4491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    “Next time u cross the road don’t bother looking”... I’m using that 1

    • @gappuma7883
      @gappuma7883 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      K Hill i read it just when he said it

  • @jbreckmckye
    @jbreckmckye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    At 4:55 you can see Peter's notes: "35000 or 3500 - CHECK"

    • @azheryaqoob2848
      @azheryaqoob2848 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woww , yeah😄
      Nice catch😆

    • @alkaholic4848
      @alkaholic4848 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Impressive attention to detail for a simple comedy

  • @hatchmaster_5745
    @hatchmaster_5745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Imagine this, but the man in the studio doesn't correct him. That's America's news now

    • @christopherwall2121
      @christopherwall2121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The difference is Morris isn't correcting him under any pretense of journalistic integrity. This is the man who engineered a war between Hong Kong and Australia essentially because he could. He only corrects Peter for the chance to punish and humiliate him.

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@christopherwall2121 ah yes the famous Australio-Hong Kong border wars

    • @jotarokujo4787
      @jotarokujo4787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Alex-cw3rz cant blame him, hes in another universe

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was the news *back then*
      That was what they were lampooning. Journalistic integrity was already that much of a joke.

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "Peter, next time you cross the road, don't bother looking"
    The British know how to insult.

  • @matthew5a
    @matthew5a 9 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Seems like Tom Hardy's inspiration for Ronnie Kray

    • @barringtonfisher87
      @barringtonfisher87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ronnie, next time you cross the road don't bother looking

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ronnie, how is the plant operating at -10,000 workers?

    • @KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841
      @KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @joshuataylorbrowntown He's looking for a shootout.

  • @nickcockayne7880
    @nickcockayne7880 10 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Peter's Notes. 35,000 or 3,500 CHECK (double underlined). He didn't check lol

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It feels like there should be a good ‘I counted them out and I counted them all back’ joke in there somewhere...

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seems like THE NEWS escaped from Peter's news cobweb :(

  • @dannysmith785
    @dannysmith785 8 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    The sound insulation in these buildings is extraordinary hahahahaha

  • @artisanstudios180
    @artisanstudios180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I've been taking German the last few weeks and this video has killed my grade, because everytime I go to write something on a test, all I can think is "Ich nichten lichten..."

  • @russellmoore8187
    @russellmoore8187 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Peter, you're lying in a news grave. Do you know what's written on your headstone?"
    "...news."

  • @notryangosling3065
    @notryangosling3065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Underrated highlight is “its just been anno- yeah thanks...it’s just been announced...”

    • @misteral1083
      @misteral1083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I loved all those little asides. "Get her off the monitor, I don't want to see her face"

    • @ianwebster3489
      @ianwebster3489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@misteral1083 Only because she fell into somebody's lap.

    • @misteral1083
      @misteral1083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ianwebster3489 Classic! (although if memory serves it's "Only because she landed in someone's stomach' - I could be wrong though!) Have to say, I felt the latest Partridge was frequently borrowing very heavily from Day Today - specifically moments when he would pronounce words in an odd voice. Didn't work for me, unfortunately...

    • @ianwebster3489
      @ianwebster3489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@misteral1083 Some of it was pretty good but yeah it's evolved a bit to far away from earlier Partridge. (Evolved, not revolved).

    • @misteral1083
      @misteral1083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ianwebster3489 Just clocked your avatar - we have much in common, it seems. Green is not a creative color.

  • @mikenaughton
    @mikenaughton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "Peter, the next time you cross the road don't bother looking!!!" 😂

  • @SaintPhoenixx
    @SaintPhoenixx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "Floor 107...sipping a cappuccino!"

  • @zenahrb8316
    @zenahrb8316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    As a native german this is absolutely hilarious to listen to

  • @rajrigby8385
    @rajrigby8385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Watching this on the 20th anniversary of Peter sleeping longer than he anticipated

  • @WillowJordan1979
    @WillowJordan1979 8 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "Ich nichten... lichten..."

  • @JamesCalbraith
    @JamesCalbraith 8 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    1990s Patrick Marber is spitting image of 2010s Tom Hardy. Uncanny.

    • @DaveRelph001
      @DaveRelph001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Especially playing the Crays in Legend.

    • @johnnyboy18778
      @johnnyboy18778 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I've thought the very same

    • @iliilili310
      @iliilili310 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sounds quite a bit like him too, actually.

    • @JeffRB
      @JeffRB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sound and kinda ook I thought it was for a sec

    • @deadsi
      @deadsi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol was gonna say that too, thot it was him for a min

  • @hegeliantriad3549
    @hegeliantriad3549 9 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Peter! You've lost the NEWS!

  • @strangemachines_
    @strangemachines_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “As the minister for ships sprawls on a pin, it’s back to you Chris.” 😹 fuck this part gets me every time man.

  • @hershelmccoy
    @hershelmccoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "One of the towers has collapsed, fortunately not the one I'm in...the other one...the one I'm in is...is... one of the tow-....th- the other tower... THE TOWER I'M IN IS COLLAPSING!"

  • @adamm2091
    @adamm2091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "Do you know whats written on your headstone?"
    "News!"

  • @kindzis1
    @kindzis1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    He's a perfect journalist, lies,cover ups false numbers.

    • @lonewolf3314
      @lonewolf3314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thats the point of these.

    • @VictorBR45
      @VictorBR45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      But those Facebook memes are 100% true right?

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nope.

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No he's not pushing the leftist woke narrative hard enough.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@OffGridInvestor that's better than the right wing narrative

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Trenta Precenta"
    "Ich Nichten Lichten"

  • @acreking9680
    @acreking9680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I'm going to a television inside the restaurant. There's one of those, yknow... in the corner"
    "Yes, just get on with it!"

  • @macroglossumstellatarum3068
    @macroglossumstellatarum3068 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love how the anchor always decides to interrogate and make a fool out of the lying reporter instead of trying to save face for the news station 😂

  • @avatharbehemoth
    @avatharbehemoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1804

    somehow this has become current journalism, its no longer satire.

    • @igorfilipovic6531
      @igorfilipovic6531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      In Serbia it's reality

    • @VadersFist95
      @VadersFist95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      This has always been reality....they are making fun of that fact

    • @Micrologus5
      @Micrologus5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bilo bi dobro da je ovako :D Ne bi Sarapa ovako propitivao Barbaru dok laze :D

    • @morerobotwarscontent1476
      @morerobotwarscontent1476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If this is how it really is then it has become more Satirical.

    • @thekiss2083
      @thekiss2083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Current journalism wouldn't have anybody on the scene, just 5 people in a circle yelling about it afterward

  • @smirch
    @smirch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The tower I'm in is collapsing. I'm collapsing Chris. I've managed...I'm out...I'm out.

  • @JamesBrewerDJ
    @JamesBrewerDJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Do you know what's written on your headstone", ".......News?" Such an underrated series! Still have them on an old VHS!

  • @goldenjoel8566
    @goldenjoel8566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love how he still thanks Peter every time lol

  • @gabrielsyme4550
    @gabrielsyme4550 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The world trade center bit amazing!!!! Super funny

  • @tnerbtnerb5136
    @tnerbtnerb5136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    "Floor 107 no longer gives a particularly good view of New York..."
    "Well it does from where I'm-"
    "Its now part of the basement!"
    XD

    • @AntiNihilist
      @AntiNihilist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This isn't far off from making Holocaust jokes against the victims but I guess it's funny.

    • @ryanname2503
      @ryanname2503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@AntiNihilist fuck off

    • @MyPhuckDub
      @MyPhuckDub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zero relation

  • @mattbritzius570
    @mattbritzius570 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    When they fired Peter, he said he didn't like it but he had to go along with it.

  • @tdurb0
    @tdurb0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Chris Morris: by far the funniest, most important, influential, DARKEST comedian of the last thirty years.
    TV news is, even in 2019, the same shit looped, that this took the piss out of perfectly, almost at the same time the format started. It should be taught as a perfect example of how to create perfection, not one wasted line.

    • @usronejm
      @usronejm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He is a genius. Waaaaaay ahead of his time. He was too brilliant for his own good, imo. Sometimes I wish he had Charlie Brooker's success but that never seemed to be his main incentive so, good on him for choosing a normal life. His body of work is incomparable - I think only Armando Iannucci and Steve Coogan come close to his brilliance.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      shut the fuck up you pompous prick, it's not.

    • @schteeve4759
      @schteeve4759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sillygoose635 Stevie, you've added nothing.

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sillygoose635 Stevie, you've lost the plot!

    • @noradosmith
      @noradosmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bear in mind this was mainly written by Armando Ianucci.

  • @flannerymonaghan-morris4825
    @flannerymonaghan-morris4825 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Peter is adorable! How can you not want to hug him whenever he is on screen is beyond me.

  • @xcruell
    @xcruell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "Rufen sie ein Taxi bitte, sonst verpasse ich meinen Flug"
    "Yees!"

  • @cwbrooks5329
    @cwbrooks5329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How have I not seen this program before? Thank you, Thom Goddard, for enlightening me.

  • @M-E_123
    @M-E_123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    35 thousand?
    There're only 25 thousand workers in the plant
    That's right Chris - mass redundancy on an unprecedented scale
    Always gets me

  • @joestevens9273
    @joestevens9273 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    7:36 - The thing is, you know he's saying "Oh my God" because he knows he's been found out...

    • @jackoates6418
      @jackoates6418 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fortunately not the one I'm in!

    • @redandblue1013
      @redandblue1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn’t like it, but he had to go along with it

  • @HollowSun
    @HollowSun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "Peter you're lying in a news grave, do you know what's written on your headstone?"
    ...
    "ⁿᵉʷˢ"

  • @unownnnn
    @unownnnn ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for archiving this treasure, Thom! 😂

  • @cfytcf
    @cfytcf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Peter, you've added nothing."

  • @Cardnim
    @Cardnim 9 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    After his failed news career, did Peter O'Hanrahanrahan become Tom Hardy?
    Damn well looks like he did! :)

    • @honestguy7764
      @honestguy7764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I always think the same. A friend of mine bought me the dvd edition in England like in 2003, then when Tom Hardy was known he reminded me of Peter O’hanrahanrahan.

    • @chippysteve4524
      @chippysteve4524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He became a fact-checker for Trump and Faux news.

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jay Leggate ABSOLUTELY

    • @AlexFlockhart
      @AlexFlockhart 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Went through the comments looking to see if anyone else thought the same

    • @watchrami
      @watchrami 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chippy Steve and CNN

  • @IgiWhiteman
    @IgiWhiteman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Peter is basically me lying to my mom when I was 8.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you too lose the news?

  • @chadlancer6107
    @chadlancer6107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I love how you can’t tell whether he’s lazy or it’s just sheer utter incompetence

  • @evanbarlow5534
    @evanbarlow5534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The funniest part of this sketch is a journalist on a televised network that actually asks tough questions. Totally implausible.

    • @lookingforsomething
      @lookingforsomething ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Public news seem to do this quite well honestly. The US sadly doesn't really have a national broadcasting company.

    • @hailboognish
      @hailboognish 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Have you never heard of Jeremy Paxman? One of Morris' greatest influences for his role in this show.

  • @lonestar6709
    @lonestar6709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I love how Peters notes say '35,000 or 3,500 check'.
    Looks like he lost the news again.