The Day Today - WAR!

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  • @PhosphorusXL
    @PhosphorusXL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2874

    One of my favourite parts of this is that the agreement is unrestricted trade for all parties at all levels - literally completely impossible to overstep

    • @doximaxx
      @doximaxx ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Haha I just realised that

    • @ArcanePath360
      @ArcanePath360 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Seen this so many times but totally missed that. Morris's comedy is so layered. I was totally focused on his portrayal of how the media use their influence to make the news rather than report it. It's such a swipe at them and is a spot on account of how the industrial machine feeds itself.

    • @VisualiseTheFun
      @VisualiseTheFun ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If one side were to impose trade restrictions, that would be a breach, so yes it is literally completely possible to overstep

    • @samovarsa2640
      @samovarsa2640 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ​@@VisualiseTheFunbut limiting trade would be restricting or cutting off the agreement, not exceeding it.

    • @genevievecooley9641
      @genevievecooley9641 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lmfao

  • @archonone5164
    @archonone5164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4613

    We are all cursed that this skit will forever be contemporary

    • @MillywiggZ
      @MillywiggZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yep

    • @damun2205
      @damun2205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mojoriley4712 what the f r u on about?

    • @retro2103
      @retro2103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@mojoriley4712 Maybe next time you should critically analyse what you've typed out before clicking on the reply button, because you wrote 'detracted' instead of 'distract'. Or are basic spelling mistakes something that those who possess the lost art of critical thinking use as a clever technique to keep the rest of us on our toes?
      Don't act self-satisfied and holier-than-thou because someone else was understandably confused by your own error-filled post.

    • @JesseP.Watson
      @JesseP.Watson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mojoriley4712 Mmm. Really doesn't make any sense... You propose satire of the sensationalist, propagandising media is a destraction measure? From what and by whom, comedians? Of all the people to accuse of distraction measures and you choose about the only sector of the media industry with any moral integrity. A truly bizarre comment if ever there was one.

    • @liamo8932
      @liamo8932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mojoriley4712 you remind me of my uncle. He was a Scientologist until he ran out of money

  • @ugh.idontwanna
    @ugh.idontwanna 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4307

    I love how they just roll away the minister as soon as war breaks out.

    • @HighlandMike325
      @HighlandMike325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Seen this dozens of times and I've missed that every time!

    • @valty3727
      @valty3727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Daniel Flugt that’s fucking hilarious lmao

    • @mlgproplayer2915
      @mlgproplayer2915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr! XD

    • @Bififress0r
      @Bififress0r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      __
      *,( シ)_/¯* *

    • @djvibekiller
      @djvibekiller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I also love how his name and title appear then disappear immediately at 0:44

  • @Bertaut
    @Bertaut 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +267

    I love how "tension here is very high" literally 8 seconds after the disagreement. And 20 seconds later, buildings are already on fire and bombs dropping.

    • @DavidKArrrrgh
      @DavidKArrrrgh หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Yes, it’s always good when someone explains the joke

  • @markhilton1754
    @markhilton1754 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5128

    _"That's it. Yes. It's war!"_
    He looks so pleased with himself. What a show.

    • @watcherzero5256
      @watcherzero5256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Hes copying Paxmans accent during the interview as well.

    • @thathandsomedevil0828
      @thathandsomedevil0828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      War means more coverage, more adverts more cash! ^^

    • @stephenwalsh4481
      @stephenwalsh4481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      War equals cash

    • @misdangered4326
      @misdangered4326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “He’s gone full Tonto…!”

    • @kcvfr400
      @kcvfr400 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Murdoch and the hate mail love war, more headlines, more anher, more purchases. Chris is brilliant at exposing the stupidity.

  • @concrete_river
    @concrete_river 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2418

    "The stretched twig of peace is at.. melting point" is just a delightful line to hear

    • @rektyrektingson4668
      @rektyrektingson4668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brilliant

    • @mlgproplayer2915
      @mlgproplayer2915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD

    • @notinterested8452
      @notinterested8452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      A heavy kak of cloud.

    • @JamesMadelin
      @JamesMadelin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who is that guy and where did he end up? He was superb.

    • @peepiepo
      @peepiepo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@JamesMadelin Patrick Marber. Looking at his wiki page he ended up doing a lot of writing and directing for the theatre. I would have loved to have seen more of him on screen. He was always brilliant.

  • @aplindop
    @aplindop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1528

    “People here are literally bursting with war”

  • @deathtoraiden2080
    @deathtoraiden2080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    That woman bolting off to go cover the war cracks me up every time.

    • @LemonMori
      @LemonMori ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Like some crazy Trojan

  • @GoldenPantaloons
    @GoldenPantaloons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    "The stretched twig of peace is... at melting point." That line _almost_ got past me hahaha

    • @Hchris101
      @Hchris101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hamburger 🍔

    • @disposablehero4911
      @disposablehero4911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's the best mixed metaphor ever.

    • @themagnanimous1246
      @themagnanimous1246 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@disposablehero4911 could you explain it?

    • @Huntbarternsteal
      @Huntbarternsteal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats Tom Hardy

    • @GoldenPantaloons
      @GoldenPantaloons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@themagnanimous1246 It's a mix of three metaphors: A string stretched to snapping point, a twig bent to breaking point, and metal heated to melting point. The joke is that though they all mean the same thing, none of them work together; a twig doesn't stretch nor does it have a melting point (and even if it did you don't stretch something to its melting point).

  • @pkpckls
    @pkpckls 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2483

    The little grin Chris Morris gives when he says "That's it, yes, it's war" is genuinely one of the funniest things that's ever been on TV

    • @dystopia47
      @dystopia47 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      same as when he smirks after reducing that jam festival lady to tears.

    • @SuperJojobean101
      @SuperJojobean101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I also love the way he signs off, absolute delight. love it😂

    • @artifexjoinery9323
      @artifexjoinery9323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dystopia47 I HATE SEBASTIEN COE!

    • @leoania
      @leoania 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Correct.

    • @RoskinGreenrake
      @RoskinGreenrake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He even grins when just introducing the reporter in the field for status update before it got to that stage. I bet we can chat grins like that from real life newsmen.. War is not funny when you don't have an exit or when you realise that despite your mind you'll end up with a foot soldier's role..

  • @raphkatchdrums
    @raphkatchdrums 2 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    3:19 the best part. Literally can't stop laughing. That run.
    "Like some crazy TROJAN!...."

    • @willmcpherson2
      @willmcpherson2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Like some crazy Trojan ____

    • @BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas
      @BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha

    • @tyemich8820
      @tyemich8820 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it because the actes is from snack the pony

    • @AnonymousuomynonA
      @AnonymousuomynonA ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i wonder if the original line reading was "trojan whore" but it was censored late in production.

    • @dasamont8274
      @dasamont8274 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AnonymousuomynonA trojan whore would make more sense, because otherwise it should have been some crazy greek considering they were the ones hiding inside the horse

  • @ludogatari9558
    @ludogatari9558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1880

    This is an absolute masterpiece critique of mass media hysteria.

    • @maaz322
      @maaz322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yup and the way the media is advertising that weapons and volunteers be sent to Ukraine to turn their country into a prolonged battleground is frightening. These actions put us on a precarious precipice to war.

    • @kenricnarbrough8191
      @kenricnarbrough8191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeh, thank Christ it will never happen in real life...............

    • @HighSlayerRalton
      @HighSlayerRalton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maaz322 The started when Russia invaded.

    • @petercarrington948
      @petercarrington948 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely true. 100%!

    • @raytracer5726
      @raytracer5726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maaz322 USA has only been sending weapons like machine guns, stinger missiles, javelins etc.
      Not a single tank or airplane.
      Basically they are preparing Ukraine for a guerilla war.

  • @oldsteempunk6728
    @oldsteempunk6728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    Impressed by how the whole slickly choreographed "this is how exciting our war coverage will be" pantomime is executed, complete with huge 3D set piece that probably took days to build. They obviously were well prepared *just in case* things took an unforeseeably dark turn.

    • @3frogman
      @3frogman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      No one could have predicted it but at least they were prepared

    • @jamieallan2859
      @jamieallan2859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yes the German finance minister didn't like it but he'll have to go along with it

    • @rocker4577
      @rocker4577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      War is neither forseeable or unforseeable

    • @davidmcneill6239
      @davidmcneill6239 ปีที่แล้ว

      “unforeseeably” 😅

    • @misteral1083
      @misteral1083 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jamieallan2859 Presumably you mean "Rufen Sie ein Taxi bitte sonst verpass' ich meinen Flug"?

  • @bobupanddown8707
    @bobupanddown8707 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2718

    a man sees god in his car, he crashes....

    • @Unsung_Earth
      @Unsung_Earth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😇

    • @Enzo012
      @Enzo012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Profound stuff that.

    • @0mnicide
      @0mnicide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Innit

    • @TheClemcaster
      @TheClemcaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, I thought he said that as well.

    • @pilotminuteman8833
      @pilotminuteman8833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why is it funny again? Just can't get my head around the joke

  • @evicion5454
    @evicion5454 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Very glad that these gentlemen are here to give me the NEWS about the WAR

  • @robertodasilva4801
    @robertodasilva4801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1627

    This is literally just Piers Morgan on good morning Britain

    • @SandyYoung1
      @SandyYoung1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Every fucking weekday 😂😂😂

    • @urbanprojectz
      @urbanprojectz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @ryanlocke1117
      @ryanlocke1117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      "SO DO YOU THINK BOYS CAN WEAR SKIRTS TO SCHOOL??"

    • @ryanlocke1117
      @ryanlocke1117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just coming back to say *how dare you*

    • @benzaybsmusicmusings9384
      @benzaybsmusicmusings9384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And now that he's left GMB....... HAHAHA

  • @pmberry
    @pmberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    The attention to detail is incredible, like the moment at 0:45 where the caption comes up for too short a time to be read which not only happens sometimes when vision mixers are adjusting faders in real time but also gently pokes fun at the slightly overlong and stodgy titles HM Government is fond of.

    • @pmberry
      @pmberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And the length of my sentences.

    • @TroubleToby3040
      @TroubleToby3040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pmberry 😂🤣😂Glad you pointed it out. By the time I got to the end of that comment, I'd completely forgotten the beginning! I had to reread it slowly to get the point. Still don't know what "vision mixers" are and "stodgy" sounds like a uniquely British term.🤷‍♂️ I've heard stodgy on every episode of British Bake Off but "can't be arsed" to look it up. (We also don't say "can't be arsed".🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️)

    • @gandalfstormcrow7943
      @gandalfstormcrow7943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TroubleToby3040 where are you from?

    • @TroubleToby3040
      @TroubleToby3040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gandalfstormcrow7943 Arkansas. I watch a lot of British panel shows (QI, Taskmaster, etc.) so I sometimes try out a little of the vernacular just for fun.

    • @DouglasCarnall
      @DouglasCarnall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👍 couple more commas might be nice, but you make good points so who's counting?🤓

  • @SpecialKurbis
    @SpecialKurbis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    0:44, love how the ministers title comes up for literally 1/2 a second haha..

    • @xXcangjieXx
      @xXcangjieXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Honestly I expected there to be more gibberish there

  • @rosePetrichor
    @rosePetrichor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    There are a lot of great moments in this, but one of my favourite easily-missed ones is how at 3:00 the ambassador that Chris was interviewing is wheeled off stage to the left, desk and all

  • @davidfirth
    @davidfirth 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4796

    The Onion, Colbert, Jon Stewart, Mock The Weak.....take notes, this is good satire.

    • @punlovincriminal5564
      @punlovincriminal5564 7 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      David Firth Hey you, stop commenting on videos 5 years ago and make sum new bleedin cartoons!!.

    • @grimawormtongue1949
      @grimawormtongue1949 7 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      "Mock the Weak" ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @AkyovNorthWest
      @AkyovNorthWest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      well he is from Doncaster...

    • @Baelish-fx7ew
      @Baelish-fx7ew 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      David Firth hello Mr firth. I always had a feeling you were inspired by morris

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Oh please, they are at the same level as the day today,

  • @jackbriggs9318
    @jackbriggs9318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    The way this entire scene ratchets up the tension only to release it with an abrupt but professional segue into the weather update with Sylvester Stewart is incredible. I'm screaming.

    • @chillstar
      @chillstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NO WAY I AM TOOO! AGHGGHHHHH11!!1

  • @CentreMetre
    @CentreMetre 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    This explains modern journalism quite well

  • @GTRaceReplays
    @GTRaceReplays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    These guys were so ahead of their time. A perfect representation of media manipulation to push a narrative.

    • @DM-kv9kj
      @DM-kv9kj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Hilarious and cleverly made, yes, but not really "ahead of their time". Chris Morris was just parodying Jeremy Paxman who'd been around since the 80s behaving just like this, and news media have always been a political tool for misinformation and distortion of events.
      It honestly baffles me how people now think all this is new, it isn't, it's depressingly old. All that's different now is the internet is host to far more of it. It seems like more people than ever before behave like they've been at the pub all night believing every word of some drunk having a rant - the modern equivalent being going on the internet and "doing research".
      Also, it sounds like everyone's only just learned the word "narrative" because it's all anyone ever repeats now. "Mainstream media!" "narrative!" "agenda!" It makes people sound like just another form of sheep, not thinking for themselves but just repeating what they've heard others say online.

    • @GTRaceReplays
      @GTRaceReplays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @A D Don't take this the wrong way, but you come across as an absolute self-righteous narcissistic tosser. No offence! This is just an observation. I guess you're just a side effect of the modern-day bile spouting keyboard junkie who feels he can say what he wants in the safety of his sweaty chair. Congratulations!

    • @DM-kv9kj
      @DM-kv9kj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GTRaceReplays Wow, the irony and hypocrisy. Get over your pretentious little self and stop throwing an online tantrum. "Dantes Creative Mind" my arse.

    • @joshk2533
      @joshk2533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@GTRaceReplays I don’t understand how any of what he said was narcissistic.

    • @GTRaceReplays
      @GTRaceReplays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Josh K who cares what you think? 😂😂😂

  • @MrMisanthrope84
    @MrMisanthrope84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I love the way Chris Morris points at people when he's insulting them, makes me laugh every time.

    • @PHDiaz-vv7yo
      @PHDiaz-vv7yo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Paxman!!!!

    • @MrMisanthrope84
      @MrMisanthrope84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PHDiaz-vv7yo yeah I can't even watch University Challenge any more without thinking of the Day Today.

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Return viewers in 2045 be like: "this show predicted the Australia-Hong Kong war"

    • @ModMokkaMatti
      @ModMokkaMatti 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's somewhat amazing that you anticipate there'll still be any sort of sentient beings left, or that any new ones will emerge from the neo-primordial gloop, after the Earth is turned into a wanna-be Sun, during the
      *W A R.*

  • @keode
    @keode 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Every line in this is so expertly written.
    Donnnald Bethl'hem in Eastmanstown on the Autralio-Hong Kong border, despite the fact both Australia and Hong Kong are islands, is one of my personal favourite bits (And no i did not make any typos)

    • @tobz1000
      @tobz1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Clear typo there - it's Dônnnald

  • @CrownAcademyEnglish
    @CrownAcademyEnglish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

    Well that escalated quickly. ^^

  • @KarazolaX
    @KarazolaX ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I love how there's clever jokes that respect the audience's intelligence. Like how they had a reporter in place of exactly where they'd expect the war to break out on standby.
    My favorite bit is that the huge WAR letters were shrouded completely in darkness, but OBVIOUSLY they've been there the whole time, and they planned on flipping them on. It's really clever stuff.

    • @InfinityTiiime
      @InfinityTiiime หลายเดือนก่อน

      respecting the audience's intelligence! absolutely. I feel like that's missing from so much American comedy, where the punchline's often "I AM SCREAMING, WRONGLY. THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW WHEN TO LAUGH." I mean, we have more shows than Saturday Night Live, but there's still something special here

  • @brianyule1289
    @brianyule1289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    'The stretched twig of peace is at melting point' gets me every time.

    • @Chex2331
      @Chex2331 ปีที่แล้ว

      People here are literally BURSTING with war.

  • @DLSacks
    @DLSacks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen."

  • @MrTalklikeapirate
    @MrTalklikeapirate 8 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    chris morris is a woefully underused comedy genius

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Without him we wouldn't have most of the media parodies that exist today. He really laid the foundation for a lot of commentary on media hysteria, distrust in media, social manipulation and the personalities that dominate the airwaves

    • @Johnconno
      @Johnconno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@geordiejones5618 That's because of The Christopher Morris Academy in Hampstead.

    • @MrMisanthrope84
      @MrMisanthrope84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chris Morris is responsible for delivering the funniest sentences in human history. He's top of the list, hands down.

  • @gommechops
    @gommechops 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Such a promising young presenter, to think that in later years he would declare war himself (on stress). Such a shame about the irregularities in the pension fund that eventually caught up with him though.

    • @marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158
      @marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you talking about Morris? Very cryptic ?

    • @Spiresbeyond
      @Spiresbeyond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fAAATTTTHHHEEEEERRRRRR

    • @robertdenigan7521
      @robertdenigan7521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158 Someone hasn't seen the IT Crowd 😂

    • @Jimmy_Jones
      @Jimmy_Jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158 th-cam.com/video/MZTvMYQSl_w/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/cEpKcBkkVMY/w-d-xo.html

    • @djoakeydoakey1076
      @djoakeydoakey1076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The thing that let him down the most was gravity

  • @tombicknell5868
    @tombicknell5868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Chris Morris is one of a kind. Thank fuck he had the ability, resources and most importantly hard work to share his art. Legend.

  • @myautobiographyafanfic1413
    @myautobiographyafanfic1413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I love how war initiates a Final Fantasy battle theme.

    • @NoctuaOlivae
      @NoctuaOlivae 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's just the opening theme of the show

  • @SimonB198207
    @SimonB198207 10 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Oh this takes me back! I recently visited the Australio-Hong Kongian border, where the built a low stone wall of Rememberance - twenty billion bricks long, one for everyone who perished in the conflict. Thing is, I wasn't looking where I was going and I tripped up over it. In a rage I kicked the wall hard, chipping off some of the names.... long story short, i'm in a prison cell and Melborne, Adelade and Canberra have just been nuked. Oh well...

    • @MrEAus
      @MrEAus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      well, as David Brent (from Wernam-Hogg's Slough branch) would put it...
      Adelaide being nuked would cause about 15 quid's worth o'damage

    • @Synthesizer4274
      @Synthesizer4274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Evan Jones
      Yes officer, this comment right here.

    • @jazzy4830
      @jazzy4830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least nothing of value was lost then

    • @Curios_Cat
      @Curios_Cat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A Nuclear Hong Kong then? 😂

    • @chips989
      @chips989 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      War never changes

  • @snipedude4953
    @snipedude4953 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The media is still exactly like this.

    • @colinstewart1432
      @colinstewart1432 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      True. Every single outlet has a constant hardon for disaster misery and bloodlust. These men are bursting with War!🤣

  • @johnmartinez7440
    @johnmartinez7440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Masterfully written. "They've only just swallowed their sanctions, and now they're burping them back up in *your* face!" tickles me greatly.

  • @KANETHEPAIN93
    @KANETHEPAIN93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “Let’s revolve the weather collar now seventy degrees to the midlands where I was first bereaved” 😂

    • @Brokout
      @Brokout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      r o t a t e t h e t h r o a t c i r c l e

    • @duncanklf
      @duncanklf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can’t believe nobody’s mentioned “a large cack of cloud”

    • @swirls5801
      @swirls5801 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I can't hear the word bereaved without thinking of Sylvester Stewart in the weather collar

  • @ohemgeeorgia
    @ohemgeeorgia 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Watching this today. For no particular reason.

  • @11metalfan
    @11metalfan ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4 year old me driving my parents to divorce

  • @ronniemac2850
    @ronniemac2850 8 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Like some crazy Trojan

    • @rspeak5768
      @rspeak5768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This is a late comment, but "Trojan Whore" would be a pretty clever replacement for "Trojan Horse"

    • @jessepinkman5409
      @jessepinkman5409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rspeak5768 That's what I completed it with in my head

    • @panayiotispanayiotou2579
      @panayiotispanayiotou2579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I remember it as some crazy Trojan war bitch

    • @CaptainBohnenbrot
      @CaptainBohnenbrot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But it wasn't the trojans inside the horse, it was the greeks. UNACCEPTABLE! I demand retribution.

    • @TheFallofTheEleventh
      @TheFallofTheEleventh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CaptainBohnenbrot are you saying you want what it is I think you want? War????

  • @robertpavey5615
    @robertpavey5615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Mr Lavrov, let me give you a hint!...BANG!".

  • @captainoates27
    @captainoates27 11 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    "The stretched twig of peace is at melting point"

  • @56postoffice
    @56postoffice 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This came out in the mid 90s and where I first heard of comedic genius Chris Morris and where character Alan Partridge made his debut. This is beyond relevant.

  • @j.dietrich
    @j.dietrich 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    2:50 Nobody told Patrick Marber that the explosions were going to happen. That flinch is genuine.

    • @3coldcapricorn227
      @3coldcapricorn227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Can see him trying so hard not to laugh 😂

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The war was sudden, after all

  • @jimkhana007
    @jimkhana007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    15 years ago yet still so relevant,
    Was the first thing I thought of with how things are playing out today 🤷‍♂️

    • @nottmjas
      @nottmjas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      15 years ago?
      More like 28, unbelievable.

    • @jimkhana007
      @jimkhana007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nottmjas shit - I’m not that old am I! 🤣😂🤣😂
      Yeah, your probably right - I just saw this clip was posted 15 years ago 🤦‍♂️

    • @nottmjas
      @nottmjas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jimkhana007 KYTV also had an episode were they parodied a war, with the poolled journalists hovering around the 'media' (swimming) pool in a hotel.

    • @jounik8980
      @jounik8980 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What has changed in 15years, not many, iphone 1 is iphone 88, same shit with different number

  • @fkos86
    @fkos86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    BBC News this morning. WAR!

  • @oxyiscool
    @oxyiscool 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    On the Australio Hong Kong border...had me rolling on the floor...a lot of Americans would actually think this is a thing :):)

  • @Soliy87
    @Soliy87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    If anything this is ten times worse now with the internet and social media with non stop saturation coverage

  • @Ticks42
    @Ticks42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Like some crazy Trojan" will never fail to make me laugh

    • @jimb9063
      @jimb9063 ปีที่แล้ว

      The one line that didn't quite make sense, as it was the Greeks inside the Trojan Horse, which I think is the point of the reference.
      Some crazy Greek wouldn't have worked though, nor Achaean probably.

    • @Spazturtle
      @Spazturtle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jimb9063its been censored, the full line on the uncensored dvd is "Like some crazy Trojan whore"

    • @williamd2989
      @williamd2989 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The way they obviously cut off his sentence makes it extra funny

  • @DanielJimenez-vq5gw
    @DanielJimenez-vq5gw ปีที่แล้ว +18

    What a time to be alive! IT'S WAR!

  • @gfizzle099
    @gfizzle099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "people here are bursting with war"

  • @mellowandjello
    @mellowandjello ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "People here are literally bursting with war."

  • @TheBanana93
    @TheBanana93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The way the lady runs off got me good! "FROM INSIDE THE FIGHT!" Badass

  • @PointZabriskie
    @PointZabriskie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That's it.. yes it's WAR! He couldn't hide his delight.

  • @takemetothecarboot
    @takemetothecarboot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The fishing dispute in Jersey brought me here today - 06/05/21

  • @JamesMadelin
    @JamesMadelin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Timeless classic comedy… and a pitch perfect commentary on most media, too. Genius.

  • @solreavir
    @solreavir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that musical cue at 02:59 with that added RED ALERT is brilliant realised

  • @dodger01theawesome81
    @dodger01theawesome81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I bet he'll declare war again, he *loves* declaring war."

  • @GrilledChickenTV
    @GrilledChickenTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Feels like I’ve been watching this scenario play out in real time with the Russian Ukraine crisis

    • @Undivided-X
      @Undivided-X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This has now come true.

    • @robertwalpole5376
      @robertwalpole5376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's it. Yep, that's war!

    • @bortstanson2034
      @bortstanson2034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The same way Idiocracy is a documentary.

    • @jesuispretentieux
      @jesuispretentieux 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...

    • @ProtoKun7
      @ProtoKun7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My mind also went straight to this.

  • @dananddanfilms
    @dananddanfilms 15 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is comedy that gets your pulse racing. Amazing, timeless brilliance.

  • @GodOfVictory501
    @GodOfVictory501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The actor playing the British minister appeared as Sweaty Raphael in 'I'm Alan Partridge'.
    (he also provided the voice of Radio Norwich)

    • @thomashayes6528
      @thomashayes6528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cacky Raphael

    • @kristianTV1974
      @kristianTV1974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was also in This Time with Alan Partridge on the subject of corporal punishment

  • @yorktown99
    @yorktown99 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    It takes a special sort of skill for an actor to not just look like not-an-actor, but look like someone, so helplessly thrust in front of a television camera, they must be a hapless civil servant.

  • @ab8jeh
    @ab8jeh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    That emphasis on "treaty" gets me every time. Classic Paxman.

    • @Simpleburger1968
      @Simpleburger1968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes ! I loved that emphasis and - contemptuous ? - emphasis too.

    • @MCVessels
      @MCVessels 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Simpleburger1968 It's like he's trying to do inverted commas with his eyebrows.

    • @zantas-handle
      @zantas-handle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MCVessels Yes! Spot on!

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD ปีที่แล้ว +26

    2:51 when Benjamin declares it a war.

    • @shadowtrooper262
      @shadowtrooper262 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why tf are you here? 😂

    • @AFGuidesHD
      @AFGuidesHD ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shadowtrooper262 why are you here ?

    • @NoTraceOfSense
      @NoTraceOfSense ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh boy I love living through historical events

    • @Whispurer
      @Whispurer ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh boy I can't wait for WAR TO BREAK OUT BETWEEN THE EAST AND WEST

  • @lorenzo1425
    @lorenzo1425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The way the cinematography instantly changes when the war starts

  • @xandrewvondiue522
    @xandrewvondiue522 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The fact that they had the "war" set ready in the background threw me off laughing into the abyss 😂🤣🤣

  • @NaturalWorldFacts
    @NaturalWorldFacts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Good old Chris Morris! This was true comedy

    • @fmb636
      @fmb636 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha, yes Chris :--)

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I tuned on the BBC for their coverage if the war and they were talking about the weather.
    Even talked to my mom about how they talk about it twice compared to our national news.

  • @abody499
    @abody499 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    And here we are

  • @Shamino1
    @Shamino1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Let us revolve the weather collar now seventy degrees to the midlands, where I was first bereaved." - one of the most brilliant and subtle lines of 90's british comedy.

  • @Hysteria98
    @Hysteria98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You know- I knew, I just fucking KNEW this would be in my recommended in lieu of the recent events. One of the first things that came to mind and I didn't even have to look for it. Very glad this cult classic still resonates with people today after nearly 30 long years. As relevant as ever.

    • @vladraduandrei5227
      @vladraduandrei5227 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wa sborn in 95 guess this appeared around then ? since youn re 98 born you weren t around either for this masterpiece

  • @delilh325
    @delilh325 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:14
    Completely lost it when Chris turns to the screen behind him to talk to Dônnnald Bethl'hem

  • @arkooarkooarkoo
    @arkooarkooarkoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    “A man sees God in his car. He crashes...” - Jaques ‘Jaques’ Liverot

    • @antonydyatlov5651
      @antonydyatlov5651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's just funny nonsense; a caricature of the sort of impenetrable statement a pretentious philosopher might make.

    • @axr6327
      @axr6327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@antonydyatlov5651 It caught me so off guard I've been reciting the quote all day. Such stylish humor, honestly.

    • @jameseyk1
      @jameseyk1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's stupid but the more you think about it it's actually quite a deep statement.

    • @paulc7956
      @paulc7956 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “A brilliant man and a surprisingly nice one too.”

  • @SixPalms
    @SixPalms 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The UK news networks right now

  • @jedisalsohere
    @jedisalsohere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The bit where he just shouts "THIS IS A WAR" is my favourite.

  • @BelgianWaffle
    @BelgianWaffle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hello to everyone rolling in from today's news.

  • @edwardclayton1308
    @edwardclayton1308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Today, looking towards Eastern Europe having had every news and media outlet report on it for weeks on end, challenging one side of the argument with the half-truths of the other side, war as an inevitable outcome, I wonder if diplomacy in Ukraine would have stood a better chance if the News had been less hungry for.. "War!"..?? This programme was truly prophetic. The reality we live in is grim.

    • @mapesdhs597
      @mapesdhs597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Clicks, views and ad revenue. It's all the legacy media really cares about. War is good for business, yet another lifeline for a dying industry, just like Convid was.

    • @bortstanson2034
      @bortstanson2034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So true. In fact right now they are extolling Ukrainians to be martyrs which plays good on news TV.

    • @williamthebonquerer9181
      @williamthebonquerer9181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Russia decided to invade ukriane months ago

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Utter nonsense.
      Not that long ago, russia agreed not to invade or attack Ukraine territory.
      And then it invaded.
      And then, this year, it invaded again.
      No one was attacking paranoid little Puteen.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@williamthebonquerer9181 And they have been "bursting with war" for years.

  • @johnathandoe6034
    @johnathandoe6034 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This guy was brilliant, a brilliant comedian and writer... If people like him were in office the world would be a better place

  • @gjmac7247
    @gjmac7247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    And here we are 2022 and once again it's WAR

  • @darryl_mason
    @darryl_mason 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    This was one of those moments of satire when you thought, 'There's no way news media can ever do this War Fever crap again after this.' Of course, they only got worse through the 1990s and 2000s.

    • @simonsimon325
      @simonsimon325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This show completely ruined the news for me. Never been able to watch it with a straight face since.

    • @mancuniancandidatem
      @mancuniancandidatem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's why they pulled his show off the air.

    • @themessageinabottle9574
      @themessageinabottle9574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Younger generation doesn't remember war fever... it's quite new for us. I don't remember the news coverage after 9/11 but I'm sure it was similar to this and current news coverage. I remember watching the news coverage of taking action in Syria back in roughly 2016/17 (arms deals and sanctions etc. not a hot war) and it was much more measured and nothing like what we are seeing today

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anecdote: on the day of the 9/11 a friend of mine was watching the TV coverage in Canada.
      After the first report they had to turn it off when, in real time, each segment was emblazoned with "Drama! Now!", explosions etc etc
      Because reporting on the attack itself just would not have been 'catchy' enough, apparently.

    • @gerardodoherty9178
      @gerardodoherty9178 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think the media thought this skit was celebrating what they do.

  • @shaunflynn8314
    @shaunflynn8314 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Way ahead of it's time... I can see Kay Burley doing this today.

    • @chrisharrison763
      @chrisharrison763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And also way ahead of its time.

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@joseparcenary4706 Yep, that's the natural Kay Burley reaction to the deaths of thousands:
      "This is my chance to *SHINE* ."

  • @SEB_UTB
    @SEB_UTB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    “Mr Putin, it appears that the stretched twig of peace is at melting point - what are you going to do about it?”

    • @kingloser4198
      @kingloser4198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/nbMyELNEDLs/w-d-xo.html

    • @ewaf88
      @ewaf88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Destroy Ukraine - then Europe - Then the World followed by the Solar system - the Milky way - our local cluster - the Universe and finally the Multiverse - but my lust for power and destruction can never be satisfied. I am God.
      Thank you Mr Putin -

  • @scottpfen
    @scottpfen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    the stretched twig of peace is beyond melting point: how true that is!

  • @hughjazz8207
    @hughjazz8207 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Absolutely still relevant today.....

  • @TroupeGoal
    @TroupeGoal 12 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Let me give you a hint: BANG!"

  • @TheToco81
    @TheToco81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The stretched twig of peace is at melting point. The people here are bursting with war.

  • @IzaakCha7
    @IzaakCha7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "The people here are literally bursting with war"

  • @jctripplesticks
    @jctripplesticks 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Who else is here with the Iran-Israel situation going on right now?

  • @vibra90positiva
    @vibra90positiva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Like some crazy Trojan"
    This show truly was something

  • @captainchaos3667
    @captainchaos3667 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Donald Bethlehem reminds me of Peter O'hanraha-hanrahan

  • @Synoiz
    @Synoiz 16 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "A man sees God in his car... he crashes"
    I think I just laughed myself to aneurysm.

  • @samwhite4284
    @samwhite4284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:56 love the subtle excited expression on Chris' face

  • @chelseapoet3664
    @chelseapoet3664 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The Day Today was one of the best satires in the history of TV.

  • @DrWa11is
    @DrWa11is 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just listening (begrudgingly) to Jeremy Vine on radio 2 talking about Ukraine, and it made me think of this.

  • @NickyNustar
    @NickyNustar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This is still one of the greatest things I've ever seen. :-D

    • @VCanisMajorisY
      @VCanisMajorisY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We need a three year update.

  • @mcr00kes
    @mcr00kes ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If ever there was a clip that fitted the "Well, that escalated quickly" meme perfectly, this is it!

  • @harryantino
    @harryantino ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Sky News in Ukraine since Feb 2022. Practically gagging for death and blood at every step.

  • @robtaylor4709
    @robtaylor4709 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Here we go again

  • @allways28
    @allways28 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    say it !
    you want the word?
    The wooord!

    • @twint9
      @twint9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BANG!