@@steelo_g For me it was "Whats the official line the church is taking on this? Only, the farm takes up most of the day, and at night I just like a cup o' tea"
And...he was not that surprised that it did show up that sudden: "So is there Chinatown in Graggy island now?" In the island like that...if there is 2 Chinese families leaving close to each other...righty, that is CLEARLY a Chinatown!
@@AfferbeckBeats wait wait wait...is they an irish that is racist or is they someone who is racist to the irish? This could be very important later. Oh hows mary by the way?
@@kentinson1670 Agreed, it's too much effort to be a racist nowadays. You've got to remember a bunch of slurs, go out of your way to demean them, honestly it seems exhausting.
@@bronsonvann2662 And now there's all these dogwhistles you're supposed to pickup on, too! Honestly, I could never be a racist- I don't have that kind of motivation.
@@fandomcringebucket Racism, in reality, is a weapon and an instinct. It is not learned or unlearned. Consequently, those who aren't are effectively disarmed and in conflict with their own nature. What's important is not any issues of race, sex or property, but rather the lack of knowledge of the self-defence principle and how it applies to each...those who have not are at the mercy of those who have. For some, the only language they understand is the universal one and the only law they live by is the law of the jungle. So be it. When confronted with the like, one must cease his futile attempt to communicate "the law" or his personal code of ethics. If you have the motivation to preach "don't steal", then I would hope you also have the courage to not be stolen from. And if you are concerned about a poor man, then don't give him a fish out of charity, but instead teach him to fish. Better yet, tell him to go and craft a fishing net and teach himself and those he wants to help. Then he and they will be fed for a lifetime, rather than a day. It is a cruelty to reward dependency as a way of signalling one's supposed virtue.
I just can’t stop laughing if people don’t want to watch then don’t leave the ones who want to watch it I’ve got the box set love it we. Need a good laugh at this time 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I just love the fact that Farmer Colm is only there to negotiate his way out of how much of a racist he needs to be because it's another chore he doesn't want to arsed with.
Ay, used to be you could finish up your chores by dusk and walk down to the pub to complain with the rest of the townsfolk about taxes the Muslim levied on Christians. Nowadays with all this machinery and industrial farming you’re not done with your chores until almost midnight.
As somebody who actually looked like Fr Ted (I was offered £200 just to appear for 30 mins with other look-alikes in 1998) all I can say is that we are un-related, but I could have passed for him. Sadly missed, a comic genius and the script could only be described as sublime. Pax vobiscum (I was taught that in Priest school), now feic off and don't try to sell me any of your very dark socks!
+BARRY Ryan Yes love his accent and the way he talks like it's some unusual hobby 'how'd you get interested in that type of thing'. Did you know this fella is actually in two episodes but because of the make up most people don't know he plays Alan the judge of the sheep.
"The farm takes up most of the day. And at night I just like a cup of tea. I might not be able to devote myself FULL TIME TO THE OLD RACISM" 😂 Absolute quality
@@ella9693 The formula of the sentence winzy used is a very common response that the church uses when advising people on a variety of issues. Replace "racism" with "food" or "alcohol" and you would have a standard piece of church advise.
@@luizmarinho6138 casual racism is ruining racism for real racist. Now each time you say "I am a racist" everyone is like "yeah me to!" meantime what did they actually do? Smirked at a black guy or passed an asian for a promotion. And here you are standing with your burning cross in a pristine white robe you inherited from your father being compared to people like that. Disrespect!
@@jakubmike5657 Yeah, I mean, what, you told a Black Lives Matter protester that All Lives Matter? Amateur. The real racists are the ones out there, doing the real stuff. Like genocide.
@@klop4228 Thank you! I hate this online activism, this entire "e-activism thing is just pointless ways of time. Yeah let's pretend that giving a like on a site or signing some stupid online petition changes anything. It does nothing but gives you a fall sense of accomplishment. Want to change the world for the better? Well sorry but you have to put your back into it, go out on the street and start doing the work!
Well, have you heard the jokes- "Why did the young Greek lad leave home?- He didn't like the way he was being reared." and "Why did he come back? He didn't want to leave his friend's behind." (all in the punctuation on that last one)
i wonder how people find this funny when its true that foreigners rape and steal all the time in White lands. The rest of the world is racist, but liberals pretend otherwise. To your detriment
Haha i only ever saw this clip. To me the idea that the town is so small that news/rumours get around to everyone within a couple of minutes is what helps make it hilarious.
@@williamorwell The Bible calls for all Christians to love one another regards of race. (Although I know a lot of people do not live up to this teaching).
You kind of need to know the show a bit to truly realise just how funny it is for those Chinese people to be standing by the window. This show is all white Irish people. No Chinese person ever occurs in it as far I know besides this scene. It's just a rural community, no tourism. It makes zero sense but it's so damn funny.
@Sanity Is Freedom who says its racist? Everyone in the comment section either finds it funny or is explaining the joke a bit more. I found it funny that a small Irish community has a Chinatown 🤣
I think that the funniest part of this is how you can relate to this; "You are normally very well behaving person, but then that ONE TIME, once in a blue moon you start making fun of your boss and next thing he is standing behind you back!" So typical! Murphy's law! Never make fun of anybody, because sure enough, there will be a whole Chinese family witnessing and standing behind your window in remote island in the West Coast of Ireland population 56.
The show makes me miss my old Irish landlord, he must have been 75 at least and would talk like this. His accent and wording could make the dullest subject interesting.
I think the best part of this is that no one questions why a whole family went out of their way just to stare into their window. It's not even like the house is close to a road or footpath either, there's like a half acre of lawn to cross before you reach it.
Its hilarious, racists really do be like that. It's like one minute they're going off and then the next it's catching up with the fam and did you catch the latest episode of that tv show 😂
Please turn your life to Christ whilst you still can listen in the bible it says “ they’ll be wars and rumours of wars” the rapture is about to happen anytime now you do not want to be left behind please make the right choice repent of your sins and turn away from them we don’t have much longer left may God bless your soul 🙏
@@epicgamer-ny4fj I personally can only be a half time racist. Well , at least you are making a effort. Doesn't matter how good you are at something , it's the trying that counts :)
The old man hasn't got enough time to be racist. It reminds me of John Flynn saying that his father hated the English so much that he didn't have enough room to hate anyone else.
...or my Grandfather who hated Scottish accents so much that in the 1970s he watched the rugby (Bill McLaren) with the sound turned off ! Just as well he wasn't blind.
I'm English, moved to Glasgow in 2010. A few days before I moved , my workmate told me Glasgow is the "stab city" of Europe and I wouldn't last a week. The first few days I was petrified every time I spoke to someone, but in 4 years of living in Glasgow, there was only one time anybody ever threatened me. I'm still in Scotland, my home now.
@doubleheadergr I'm sure you would love it ! If you ever make it to Scotland, give Glasgow a visit. There is a channel on TH-cam that my friend runs. He makes short videos of various towns locations in Scotland, I'll post a link for you
Reminds me of the day i seen a chineese guy hold his eyelids wide n threw on a southern accent sayin he was american bahahahaha i died laughing cause i had never seen the joke done backwards
See, this is what we call "punching up." It's the foundational difference between if something's racist or not. Now, if the Chinese guy did that to mockingly imitate a Black Southern person, then we start talking about it being racist.
There's a YT clip of a guy doing that. The dialogue makes it: "Can I use my credit card? Do you have anything non-dairy? anything gluten free?" ... th-cam.com/video/kRGdZxhlIB4/w-d-xo.html
@HayilAl-Qadhaafi-ws9of 4 weeks ago Father Ted has successfully converted everyone to racism. What a guy,. ..... Well , i do try , but i only have every third Wednesday afternoon to be a racist, and only then if its not snowing . But i like to show willing . Best Wishes , from the Antartic Station .
For those who haven't seen the full episode, there's a bit later on where the small black window rectangle smudge visible @ 0:27 is positioned perfectly so that he looks like Hitler later on when shouting and viewed from outside.
@@switchitwithdc3612 I just want to know what part of this comment offended you. I don't get it. It was a simple comment making a lighthearted joke. I've never seen someone so pressed at something so innocent
@@switchitwithdc3612 Holy shit you're such a massive manchild. Have you always been this bitter towards random people on the internet or is it a learned behaviour? The guy made a statement, and you're pressed because other people found enjoyment out of it and you didn't, so you decide to talk shit because you see yourself as intellectually superior. Grow up, man.
Sam ytdjtdmhndf The best most extreme example of this is definitely Monty Python where in a usually modern (for the time) setting a group of vikings would be hanging around In a cafe chanting about spam, one thing though is that in most British comedy's when this stuff happens at least one character behaves like a normal person would when something ridiculous happens.
These two scenes (indoors with dougal, and outdoors with the farmer) are about 20 minutes apart in the episode, but having them together actually makes it all the more funny!
@@liammcevoy3212 is this the same episode where he is waving out the window with a black mark on the glass making it look like he has a hitler moustache?
@Bigfoot I don't know, that wouldn't work with a Catholic priest. You're not allowed to marry or have sexual relationships once you're in the priesthood. (r/woosh comments incoming in 3, 2, 1...)
I love it, she’s having the fits while cursing the Greeks. “I don’t care, she says, as long as I can have a go at the Greeks”. Best bit of acting l have seen in a long time. Hilarious.
Because the farm takes up most of the day, and at night he would just like a cup of tea, he might not be able to devote himself full time to the old racism, I love that part.
"I wouldn't have done a Chinaman impression if I would've known there's gonna be a Chinaman there to see me doing a Chinaman impression!" "Why not, Ted?"
"The barn takes up most of the day, and at night I just like a cup of tea, I mighn't be able to devote myself fulltime to the ol' racism" The passive-aggressiveness of this man is a thing of beauty
I'm Croatian but I watch a lot of British/ Irish shows, stand-up and so on, and for the first time there was a Scottish foreign exchange student there who also loves Father Ted, so finally I have someone to quote Father Ted excerpts with. So we start doing the "I am Chinese if you please" bit, well 5 minutes later a Turkish girl is calling me racist and for the life of me we cannot explain to her that we were doing a bit from a show.
@Vee Kee That post didn't have any information on what that girl thinks of the genocide. Just because the Turkish government is pursuing a racist policy of historical erasure doesn't mean that all people of Turkish ethnicity are racist. (Disclaimer: many people of Turkish ethnicity are racist, of course... but as an American, I can testify that that isn't unique to Turkey.)
Yes, it appears a little later in the same episode. If you look carefully at the window at 0:21 and more visibly at 0:27, you'll see it's already on the glass, in preparation for that same scene.
+goonerbeagunner4life dude wtf, I was hilarious and your exact same comment appears out of nowhere saying you came up with this. I don't care if you did say it first, I came up with it myself, fuckin hilarious I am, you not so much.
Some Irish gentleman recommended this show. I searched it up and now it pops up in my feed every now and then. Makes me wonder what else I'm missing out on.
Yeah, its a shame that Graham would see his own material as "problematic and racist" these days. In fact, judging by how he felt about Count Dankula, this episode should land Graham in jail lol Careful what you wish for, Graham.
Well if you had even tried to use the internet you would have found out he died in february this year, instead of posting a question that you could have find an answer to in 1 minute.
I'm an Asian American and I busted my gut laughing. Sometimes it's okay to laugh even if it's offensive, as long as the person who's dishing it out can take it.
Why are there so many comments with people first saying they're Asian before saying they liked it? The joke isn't about Chinese people, it's about racism itself.
@@jonathan1391544 Isn't South Africa like the world headquarters of racism in the last 20 or 30 years? I'm guessing you're white and you miss the "good old days" of apartheid?
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Can't beat this clip 🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious. Father Ted acting like a China Man, then some Chinese people appear.
Remember your show Whose Line Is It Anyway
@@bettyottman1718 he's not after the Chinese
"i hear you're a racist now" probably the funniest line in the entire show, and the calm way he says it in is what makes it so funny, for me.
0:21 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳
it was the "How'd you get interested in dat type of thing?" that sent me 😂
@@steelo_g For me it was "Whats the official line the church is taking on this? Only, the farm takes up most of the day, and at night I just like a cup o' tea"
@@deadlee0b1 My mom absolutely LOVES that part
Also he asks it like a legit question. Like "I hear your doing driving lessons now" 😂 truly a beautiful delivery.
I think the funniest part of this for me is the idea that this tiny Irish island has a Chinatown and Father Ted didn't know about it
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Lol
And...he was not that surprised that it did show up that sudden: "So is there Chinatown in Graggy island now?" In the island like that...if there is 2 Chinese families leaving close to each other...righty, that is CLEARLY a Chinatown!
‘This tiny Irish island’
@@rowan_Bush whats wrong with that?
"How'd you get interested in that type of thing" is the most Irish response to racism
There are no Irish racists 😂
@@PotterPossum1989 There are probably a few. Even the Nordic countries have racists.
@silver Why do you hate Irish people?
@@AfferbeckBeats wait wait wait...is they an irish that is racist or is they someone who is racist to the irish? This could be very important later.
Oh hows mary by the way?
@Noctis Gaming Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol.
I love how the farmer's main objection to becoming a racist is that it's too much effort😂
I don't blame him. Farming takes up most of your time. Devoting yourself to being a full time racist means you won't get work done
@@kentinson1670 Agreed, it's too much effort to be a racist nowadays. You've got to remember a bunch of slurs, go out of your way to demean them, honestly it seems exhausting.
Don't worry son. Our existing is plenty racist.
@@bronsonvann2662 And now there's all these dogwhistles you're supposed to pickup on, too! Honestly, I could never be a racist- I don't have that kind of motivation.
@@fandomcringebucket Racism, in reality, is a weapon and an instinct. It is not learned or unlearned. Consequently, those who aren't are effectively disarmed and in conflict with their own nature. What's important is not any issues of race, sex or property, but rather the lack of knowledge of the self-defence principle and how it applies to each...those who have not are at the mercy of those who have. For some, the only language they understand is the universal one and the only law they live by is the law of the jungle.
So be it. When confronted with the like, one must cease his futile attempt to communicate "the law" or his personal code of ethics. If you have the motivation to preach "don't steal", then I would hope you also have the courage to not be stolen from.
And if you are concerned about a poor man, then don't give him a fish out of charity, but instead teach him to fish. Better yet, tell him to go and craft a fishing net and teach himself and those he wants to help. Then he and they will be fed for a lifetime, rather than a day. It is a cruelty to reward dependency as a way of signalling one's supposed virtue.
"Should we all be racist now father? Whats the official line the church is taking on it?" I almost choked laughing
silly innit?---but BUGGERY, now your talkin Father.
It never gets old
I just can’t stop laughing if people don’t want to watch then don’t leave the ones who want to watch it I’ve got the box set love it we. Need a good laugh at this time 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
favourite bit of a great skit
lol
I just love the fact that Farmer Colm is only there to negotiate his way out of how much of a racist he needs to be because it's another chore he doesn't want to arsed with.
That's what the good Germans were.
@@MsMaryPatricia "Just how much of a homofobe I need to be, father?"
@@M-CH_ my exact thoughts
This made my day
😂😂😂
The reveal of the Chinese family at the window staring at him in utter disgust is quite possibly one of my favourite comedy moments in any sitcom.
Totally agreed!! Especially when you have NEVER seen a Chinese person on the Island right up until this moment!
@@reoreborn pls what's the name of this series
@@blackhokage1744 The Paul Honey Show
@@blackhokage1744 the Big Bang theory
@@blackhokage1744 Father Ted.
Such a shame that poor farmer is working himself so hard that he doesn’t even have time to be racist. Life really can be hard on the best of us.
Ay, used to be you could finish up your chores by dusk and walk down to the pub to complain with the rest of the townsfolk about taxes the Muslim levied on Christians.
Nowadays with all this machinery and industrial farming you’re not done with your chores until almost midnight.
We truly live in a society
He's no doubt getting his reward for his hard work from his Missus just behind that wall 😅
@@matthew8153couple of typos ruined this fantastic bit.
@@ChadKakashi
What typos?
I like how the farmer asks Father Ted how he got into racism as if it were some hobby or sport 😭
Like supporting Liverpool or Celtic.
So good
i mean, to the british it really was a competition
It isn’t the Greeks, it’s the Chinese he’s after 🤣🤣🤣
@@beebs4283 you do realise that they're not British?
“It’s not the Greeks, it’s the Chinese he’s after”. Cracks me up every time. The genius of writing such things really is a joy to behold.
Absolutely brilliant never gets old 😂😂
That would be an ecumenical matter
“I don’t care as long as I can have a go at the Greeks. They invented gayness.”
“They invented gayness” that had me dead
As somebody who actually looked like Fr Ted (I was offered £200 just to appear for 30 mins with other look-alikes in 1998) all I can say is that we are un-related, but I could have passed for him. Sadly missed, a comic genius and the script could only be described as sublime.
Pax vobiscum (I was taught that in Priest school), now feic off and don't try to sell me any of your very dark socks!
I love how the farmer only isn't racist because time wouldn't allow.
+BARRY Ryan Yes love his accent and the way he talks like it's some unusual hobby 'how'd you get interested in that type of thing'. Did you know this fella is actually in two episodes but because of the make up most people don't know he plays Alan the judge of the sheep.
+Scott Buckley haha really? the things you know, eh? He's generally interested in what gets you into the ol racism
BARRY Ryan and the CELEBRATION OF SHEEP
Most racists have to much time on their hands, just look at Britain First.
If they were just to get jobs they probably wouldn't be racists
+oscar strokosz if they had a farm to take up most of their time & just liked a cup of tea of an evening, they wouldn't be so racist
"The farm takes up most of the day. And at night I just like a cup of tea. I might not be able to devote myself FULL TIME TO THE OLD RACISM" 😂 Absolute quality
What's the official line the church is taking?
@@SSJfrazpractice racism moderately. Racism is a gift from God, but over-indulgence is sinfull.
@@winzyl9546Eh?
@@ella9693 The formula of the sentence winzy used is a very common response that the church uses when advising people on a variety of issues. Replace "racism" with "food" or "alcohol" and you would have a standard piece of church advise.
glorious
The underrated part of the gag is he tells Dougal to lighten up while he's wearing a lampshade.
Brilliant! I missed that!
Billy Connolly says any man left alone in a room with a tea cosy and doesn’t try it on is not to be trusted!!!!
@@Anne-ku3lj They literally lampshaded it.
Bulb of them: hilarious
I've seen each episode a dozen times and it's only watching this clip I put the 'lighten up and lampshade together. 🤣
“I mightn’t be able to commit myself full time to the old racism”
Better than casual racism. Filthy casuals.
@@luizmarinho6138 casual racism is ruining racism for real racist.
Now each time you say "I am a racist" everyone is like "yeah me to!" meantime what did they actually do? Smirked at a black guy or passed an asian for a promotion. And here you are standing with your burning cross in a pristine white robe you inherited from your father being compared to people like that. Disrespect!
@@jakubmike5657 Yeah, I mean, what, you told a Black Lives Matter protester that All Lives Matter? Amateur. The real racists are the ones out there, doing the real stuff. Like genocide.
@@klop4228 Thank you!
I hate this online activism, this entire "e-activism thing is just pointless ways of time. Yeah let's pretend that giving a like on a site or signing some stupid online petition changes anything. It does nothing but gives you a fall sense of accomplishment.
Want to change the world for the better? Well sorry but you have to put your back into it, go out on the street and start doing the work!
@@jakubmike5657 And the immigrants have no overhead, so they can do the racism at half the cost. Bloody foreigners.
As a Greek I find this absolutely hilarious, "They took our women and jobs" followed by "They invented gayness" I'm in tears lmao
I thought she said guinness
The jobs part not true?
@@vengaboydk I wouldn't know, I'm not from Ireland
then she tears into the French
Well, have you heard the jokes- "Why did the young Greek lad leave home?- He didn't like the way he was being reared." and "Why did he come back? He didn't want to leave his friend's behind." (all in the punctuation on that last one)
The lady going mental with her shopping bags is absolutely brilliant.
Sam Smith
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I didnt even notice how much she aggressively slides around in the mud its brilliant
True but the way she switches to cosy normality like On/Off switch is what gets me! Sadly, the racists we're minting now have no OFF switch.
@@mjw12345
Nor do the people who manage to bring current events and/or political opinions into every conversation
i wonder how people find this funny when its true that foreigners rape and steal all the time in White lands. The rest of the world is racist, but liberals pretend otherwise. To your detriment
Nobody going to comment on how he told Dougal to lighten up whilst wearing a lampshade?
It was funny, and I noticed, but I shan't comment.
Oh dammit!
You just made the scene better
I didn't make that connection. Thanks for the illumination.
It gets even better when you consider the trope of lampshade hanging:
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadeHanging
This is funnier than the actual episode. There is a bit of time before he goes out. So this version makes the news/gossip spread at light speed.
I think the pacing of the actual episode is what makes a joke like this a lot better.
I like it better cut like this, it is hilarious to think that the whole town is already talking about it by the time he gets out the door lol.
Haha i only ever saw this clip. To me the idea that the town is so small that news/rumours get around to everyone within a couple of minutes is what helps make it hilarious.
like ireland so lol
@@legin3753 Dublin has a China town, So that's not Racist.
"..should we all be racist now? What's the official line the church is taking?" 😂
Old people in a nutshell XD
Yes, you should
Well most evangelicals voted for Trump so they must be for racism.
Boogie Spadina What more can i expect from someone with a playlist called “Kekistani war songs”
@@williamorwell The Bible calls for all Christians to love one another regards of race. (Although I know a lot of people do not live up to this teaching).
That woman’s performance was amazing. She really summoned some intensity
She wasn’t even a cast member. She’s just a local who accidentally wandered onto the set.
Them feckin' Greeks!
@@cartertheunstoppablefaxmac902 Actually, she is Anna Callanan, a very talented and well-respected actor here in Ireland
@@frannieo6128joke went straight over your head
I think she's channeling one of my madder aunties. Not that much of a stretch.
"I hear you're a racist now, father!" *dies from laughter*
Should we all be racist now what the official line the church is taken on it LMFAO.
"It's not the greeks it's the Chinese he's after!", that's the moment that got me,
You kind of need to know the show a bit to truly realise just how funny it is for those Chinese people to be standing by the window. This show is all white Irish people. No Chinese person ever occurs in it as far I know besides this scene. It's just a rural community, no tourism. It makes zero sense but it's so damn funny.
The best bit is that an island off the west coast has a Chinatown
I remember reading somewhere that was part of the genius of it - after all, why shouldn’t Craggy Island have a Chinatown?
Those actors were actually the entire chinese population of ireland
@Sanity Is Freedom who says its racist? Everyone in the comment section either finds it funny or is explaining the joke a bit more. I found it funny that a small Irish community has a Chinatown 🤣
I think that the funniest part of this is how you can relate to this; "You are normally very well behaving person, but then that ONE TIME, once in a blue moon you start making fun of your boss and next thing he is standing behind you back!" So typical! Murphy's law! Never make fun of anybody, because sure enough, there will be a whole Chinese family witnessing and standing behind your window in remote island in the West Coast of Ireland population 56.
Literally in the time it takes Ted to put on his jacket, the whole of Craggy Island has found out that he’s a racist!
Small town news spreads fast
@@fp7026 Still, the time is implied to be a very short amount of time so the joke still holds.
I actually prefer this edit because it exaggerates the fast spreading news even further.
EVEN CHINATOWN
in the episode some things happen between the he saying he has to go after them and the outdoor scene
I love the contrast between the calmness of the farmer and the anger of the old woman! How she managed not to slip over in the mud too is beyond me!
That was the expected gag, in contrast to the one that happened. The mark of great comedy.
"Only the farm takes up most of the day, and at night I just like a cup of tea"
Gold
I just love how he treats being a racist like it's a job
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He’s far too busy for full-time racism, just part-time. 💀
@@addex1236 it might as well be, it seems exhausting to be that miserable!😅
"There're no gays in Ireland Cathleen. They're just flamboyant singing man"
-Michael
We all know who he's hinting at there... 🙄😂
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What's the churches position on that?😇
@Brian T yes the protestants
@@tristanband4003 I think you will find it is the Irish catholic priests who have the track record for gayness.
@@stephenle-surf9893 Doggie, I heard.
"Out and about?"
"Aye, same as yourself."
An underrated exchange.
Good, good.
In the days of covid lockdowns, yes.
The show makes me miss my old Irish landlord, he must have been 75 at least and would talk like this. His accent and wording could make the dullest subject interesting.
Honestly, as an Irishman who has not been home in a very long time, that bit of small talk is just perfect.
@@jayb2705 That comedy was made back in 1995...26 years before Covid.
I think the best part of this is that no one questions why a whole family went out of their way just to stare into their window. It's not even like the house is close to a road or footpath either, there's like a half acre of lawn to cross before you reach it.
They wanted to check if he was racist probably
She proper rants about the gay Greeks then calmly goes into a convo about her daughter, great scene, absolute classic 😅
Its hilarious, racists really do be like that. It's like one minute they're going off and then the next it's catching up with the fam and did you catch the latest episode of that tv show 😂
'It's not the Greeks he's after it's the Chinese' So fyunny
@@bamxire8845 still dunno how she doesn't knock herself out with those bags way she throws them about 😆
"The Greeks invented sex, the Romans had it with women!"
@@Augustus17 She looked like she was about to fall on the ground! 😄
“I hear your a racist now father” gets me every time & heaven know what that woman’s doing 🤣
I got no idea what she’s doing, but I love it!
Please turn your life to Christ whilst you still can listen in the bible it says “ they’ll be wars and rumours of wars” the rapture is about to happen anytime now you do not want to be left behind please make the right choice repent of your sins and turn away from them we don’t have much longer left may God bless your soul 🙏
I think she’s trying not to fall due to the slippery mud.
*you're
@@jordantee9152 so... did you have a good Rapture then?
The physical humour of Mrs Carberry, flailing her limbs and slipping around in the mud cracks me up.
She was my teacher in primary school. She used to hate when we'd qoute her
@@DDChorror Ha, ha.. What did you use to say to her?
@@JackSmith-hx8zh Got in trouble for shouting "Feckin Greeks!" When we were learning about the Trojan Horse
@@DDChorror Priceless memory 😀😀😀.
she stole the scene
1:25 Word travels fast. They didn’t even have MySpace back then.
That's what rural towns or villages are like for you😅
I love how his objection to been racist is he likes to have cup of tea in the evening 😂
Not everyone has the time devote themselves fully to racism
@@willandtestament indeed, it takes alot of time and energy. I personally can only be a half time racist
Haha maybe that's the answer to world peace... More tea ❤️
@@willandtestament
Only gamers have that time
@@epicgamer-ny4fj I personally can only be a half time racist. Well , at least you are making a effort. Doesn't matter how good you are at something , it's the trying that counts :)
The delivery of 'I hear you're a racist now, father!' is what makes the joke so good
That whole conversation is gold!
"Only, the farm takes up most of the day, and at night I just like a cup of tea...". Priceless!!
Like it was something you'd drop into any conversation!
@@Karma-qt4ji It is pure gold!
This has to be one of the best, yet most random recommendations from youtube to date
You should listen to the song it unreal
TH-cam heard you were a racist now
@@jadenepia5960 lol
I searched this video
It's no a recommendation, it's a blessing. Rip father
“The Greeks invented gayness.”
Right after "they take our women."
You mean Greco Roman wrestling, because yeah.
@sycuro ive heard as long as you aren't using it to pin them it's fair game.
@@davidwuhrer6704
She is gay.
@@petergibson2318 So she is not after the Greeks in general, just after Lesbians? Then what is she complaining about?
“I don’t care who he gets so long as I can have a go at the Greeks...they invented gayness!!” That line right there 🤣😂🤣
Happyness?
@@rhysthomas14 so happyness?
@@loom7715 It's a lot like what my grandfather was told by his doctor, "If it tastes good, spit it out", "sin" is a lot like that, but with fun
There are no gays in Ireland, Kathleen!
@b1untrama How does one burn without a body? What exactly is burning?
The old man hasn't got enough time to be racist. It reminds me of John Flynn saying that his father hated the English so much that he didn't have enough room to hate anyone else.
...or my Grandfather who hated Scottish accents so much that in the 1970s he watched the rugby (Bill McLaren) with the sound turned off ! Just as well he wasn't blind.
I'm English, moved to Glasgow in 2010.
A few days before I moved , my workmate told me Glasgow is the "stab city" of Europe and I wouldn't last a week.
The first few days I was petrified every time I spoke to someone, but in 4 years of living in Glasgow, there was only one time anybody ever threatened me.
I'm still in Scotland, my home now.
@doubleheadergr
I'm sure you would love it !
If you ever make it to Scotland, give Glasgow a visit.
There is a channel on TH-cam that my friend runs. He makes short videos of various towns locations in Scotland, I'll post a link for you
as it should be 🙏🏼 god bless
hahahahhaah
Dear lord. The crazy woman swinging the shopping bags and yelling had me weak in the knees with laughter.
It made me cringe in absolute annoyance
I suprised she didn't do herself a mischief! Absolute classic. Love it!🤣🤣🤣🤣❤
Not crazy, just rustic
@@katpage9378mad cuz she remind you of yourself ya crack twat?
"I might not be able to devote myself full time to the old racism" 😂
It isn't the greeks, it's the Chinese he's after 😂
I don't care who he's after has long has i can go after the Greeks they invented Gayness 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Augustus17 pls what's the name of this series
@@blackhokage1744 serious? its called father ted :)
hahahha
@@blackhokage1744 it's in the title of the video 😉😆 Father Ted
It's hilarious that the news of his "racism" only takes about one minute to reach the townspeople.
"I hear you're a racist now father!" That line gets me every time 😂
Well, thats Ireland for you, make one wrong move and everyone from Kerry to Dublin knows.
That's honestly how Irish people work gotta love gossip
thats the thing with small, rural, Irish communities. stories spread so quickly
Well, in this video, they skipped quite a bit of footage. It took a while before the farmer got the message.
0:20 It was at this moment he knew, he f**ked up
"It's the Chinese he's after'
Love that line
“I’M NOT AFTER THE CHINESE!”
“I don’t care who he’s after as long as I can have a go at The Greeks. They invented Gayness!”
eddyk 1300th like
fuck off
@@anthonythomasdodd9127 Triggered
Reminds me of the day i seen a chineese guy hold his eyelids wide n threw on a southern accent sayin he was american bahahahaha i died laughing cause i had never seen the joke done backwards
That's hilarious
See, this is what we call "punching up." It's the foundational difference between if something's racist or not. Now, if the Chinese guy did that to mockingly imitate a Black Southern person, then we start talking about it being racist.
@@scribejay idk his intentions lol he just used a southern accent it was pretty solid tbh lol sounded like he was from the south lolol
There's a YT clip of a guy doing that. The dialogue makes it: "Can I use my credit card? Do you have anything non-dairy? anything gluten free?" ... th-cam.com/video/kRGdZxhlIB4/w-d-xo.html
There's a scene in South Park when a Chinese guy mocks the Japanese and he stretches his eyes like Ted when pretending to be Japanese.
"It isn't the Greeks, it's the Chinese he's after"
"i'M nOt AfTeR tHe ChInEse"
"I don't care who he's after as long as I can have a go at the feckin Greeks. They invented gayness."
@@MirzaAhmed89 "Look, i am not a racist, alright? God!"
But but but, he WAS actually after the Chinese... to talk to them :)
Now everyone is after the Chinese.
@Stag how's Mary?
For 26 years, that quote has lived rent free in my head. I say it randomly for absolutely no reason. "I hear you're a racist now Father"
I like the idea of saying to someone who comes across a bigoted " and how did you get into that type of thing..?"
“It isn’t the Greeks, it’s the Chinese he’s after”
I love that, so Irish
'Only the farm takes up most of the day and at night I just like a cup o' tea' so I mightn't be able to devote meself full time to the oul racism 😂
😂
Yeah we watched the video too
I almost chocked of laughter loooool
"RAY-cism" :-)
It's my favourite quote.
'Should we all be racist now? What's the church's official stance on racism?'
It doesn't have one
It's an Eccumenical matter :D
Keith Wright YES!
Nothin matters to those Eucumenials, comin over here, takin our jobs and women! >:/
Zetetik - DRINK!
Father Ted has successfully converted everyone to racism. What a guy.😂
@HayilAl-Qadhaafi-ws9of
4 weeks ago
Father Ted has successfully converted everyone to racism. What a guy,. ..... Well , i do try , but i only have every third Wednesday afternoon to be a racist, and only then if its not snowing . But i like to show willing . Best Wishes , from the Antartic Station .
Without even trying as well!
They don’t have the time for that
"How did you get interested in that type of thing?" slays me
For those who haven't seen the full episode, there's a bit later on where the small black window rectangle smudge visible @ 0:27 is positioned perfectly so that he looks like Hitler later on when shouting and viewed from outside.
😆
Here it is th-cam.com/video/9x70bndpc70/w-d-xo.html
A similar trick, with a shadow this time, was used in a French movie with Louis de Funès, too.
th-cam.com/video/A4T1KarVe9E/w-d-xo.html
Yes, the Htler episode is funny too! The idea of the Htiler spot on the window pane is brilliant.
@@GreatPolishWingedHussars Louis de Funes in 1966 - Muskatnuss!
"They invented gayness" is a line I don't think I'll ever stop using
The Greeks invented everything.
theyll fuck anything too including candoms mama
@@Mailed-Knight Wrong. Brush up on history and ancient civilisations.
+Vivianne O It's a meme (and a very well known one at that) and a joke.
Actually history says the did
'It isn't the Greeks it's the Chinese he's after', The timing on that was perfect! 😂
this sketch is only 3 minutes long but there`s a university degree to be gained by its careful study
@@switchitwithdc3612 im jealous of all the people who have never received your worldly wisdom
@@switchitwithdc3612 Bit of an odd guy aren't you. Do you always just choose random comments to be offended by?
@@switchitwithdc3612 I just want to know what part of this comment offended you. I don't get it. It was a simple comment making a lighthearted joke. I've never seen someone so pressed at something so innocent
@@switchitwithdc3612 Holy shit you're such a massive manchild. Have you always been this bitter towards random people on the internet or is it a learned behaviour?
The guy made a statement, and you're pressed because other people found enjoyment out of it and you didn't, so you decide to talk shit because you see yourself as intellectually superior. Grow up, man.
This comment thread is only 10 comments long but there's a university degree to be gained by its careful study.
Plot twist, the guy who saw Ted was Japanese.
I guess they were not able to find any Chinese around in 1993.
No he’s from Hong Kong .
@@swaldron5558 from Liverpool
It’s racist to assume that you can’t tell a person is Chinese because they “all look the same”
@@aliray1165 Can you tell a difference between Latvian, Estonian and Lithuanian? Wouldn't you say that all Baltic people look the same?
I love how they live on a tiny island, but they somehow have a completely unmentioned until now, Little China Town lol
Don't forget the mauri. but seriously there are small Irish with huge immigrant populations like Gort in Galway which is like 40 % Brazilian
Ted`s been away and in his absence the Chinese moved to Craggy Island, that`s why he is unaware and why they`ve never been mentioned before.
Craggy Island: a little island on the move! :D
Sam ytdjtdmhndf The best most extreme example of this is definitely Monty Python where in a usually modern (for the time) setting a group of vikings would be hanging around In a cafe chanting about spam, one thing though is that in most British comedy's when this stuff happens at least one character behaves like a normal person would when something ridiculous happens.
*That's part of the impossible surrealist elements all british sitcoms seem to have.*
Father Ted's not British.
"There's a Chinatown on Craggy Island?!" I don't know why that line just killed me 😂
Cancel culture in Craggy Island is quicker than Twitter
This is an underrated comment.
Let’s no get carried away
It wasn't cancel culture on the island. It was more like "What should we do now? Should be racist too?"
*@Dan O'Brien* & *@Mister Quack* - Hear hear.
Less jumping to conclusions and more understanding.
A great example for us now perhaps more than ever.
@@EggBastion I was just following what was happening in the skit and ik it was for comedy effect xd
TH-cam chose a strange time to recommend me this
I've seen this several times and it still cracks me up. Watch more Father Ted for an escape from heavy news.
It’s a classic ain’t it , or am I being racist !
It's the perfect time ...
@@fergspan5727 this whole entire episode was perfect
Why, were you thinking of taking up racism?
Still, I'm pleased Mary got that job, after all.
😆😆😆
Luckily the Greeks didn't get that job
@@helenl3193 damn Greeks and their gayness-inventing
Aye! Good for her, the poor lass! Otherwise she would have been stuck on that fecking island forever!
Good for her
The small black rectangle in the left windowpane at 0:21 is a setup for one of the best sight gags ever to have graced UK made television.
agreed! lol
What does it mean
Yeah
I don’t get it, what does it set up??
@@theinventiveidiot hitler
These two scenes (indoors with dougal, and outdoors with the farmer) are about 20 minutes apart in the episode, but having them together actually makes it all the more funny!
20mins? It was like 5min
Aw its hilarious this close because it makes it seem that word got around immediately
They’re actually not, this is the one scene. That’s what the joke is, that word got around immediately.
@@liammcevoy3212 is this the same episode where he is waving out the window with a black mark on the glass making it look like he has a hitler moustache?
@@pantsonhisheadkid -- yup.
th-cam.com/video/sLNMSTQnSyk/w-d-xo.html
I love how fast the news that he's racist has reached the entire town
It a very small town
Welcome to Ireland
Welcome to small-island life.
That was the whole town
It didn't though, they edited this video so it would look like that...
"Its not the Greeks, it's the Chinese he's after!"
HE'S NOT AFTER THE CHINESE!!!!!
02:05 - The energy the actress gives... Jesus Christ, she is GOOD!
DOUGAL, THERE WERE CHINESE PEOPLE THERE!
oh right, yeah
Yeah, father. I ordered a takeaway.
LOL.
All right'ya Ted!
"I hear you're a racist now, father."
And that is how I ruined christmas dinner.
MrFForger did you say that at Christmas Mass to the priest?
John Martin or his actual father.
@Bigfoot I don't know, that wouldn't work with a Catholic priest. You're not allowed to marry or have sexual relationships once you're in the priesthood. (r/woosh comments incoming in 3, 2, 1...)
Everyone in this clip has pitch-perfect comedy timing.
Imagine being able to fit this much amazingness into 3 minutes
I love it, she’s having the fits while cursing the Greeks. “I don’t care, she says, as long as I can have a go at the Greeks”. Best bit of acting l have seen in a long time. Hilarious.
Ann Callanan is the actress.
They invented gayness!
“It wasn’t the Greeks it was the Chinese he was after.” “I don’t care who he gets as long as I can have a go at the Greeks. They invented gayness.”
Mrs Carberry is the single greatest walk-on character in the whole Father Ted series
Mrs Doyle falling off the roof, getting down from cleaning the windows etc?? although she's not a one off appearance character
He was more than a walk-on character but Pat Mustard the milkman is my favourite.
The timing and delivery of the lines when he goes outside are just perfect. Comedy gold
I always loved how animated she gets, the racism gives her so much power that her mortal body struggles to contain it
She secretly wants to have sex with a Gay Greek......why else did she put her shopping bags between her legs when talking about Gay Greeks. ?
Yeah, but she might be out too late doing her racist rounds and have to skip tea!
I think it’s the gay thing she has a problem with and not the ethnicity. The sexually immoral will not inherit the Kingdom of God. Jesus is alive ❤
She is obviously fighting against imaginary greeks. Obviously.
Because the farm takes up most of the day, and at night he would just like a cup of tea, he might not be able to devote himself full time to the old racism, I love that part.
What a nice bloke...
"I wouldn't have done a Chinaman impression if I would've known there's gonna be a Chinaman there to see me doing a Chinaman impression!"
"Why not, Ted?"
@Alice Rabbit 👈well we do have a racist there
Alice Rabbit Why so racist and xenophobic?
Alice Rabbit I am white.
@Alice Rabbit So, I hear you're a racist. How'd you get interested in that sorta thing?
@Alice Rabbit good for you father good for you
"The farm takes up most of the day, and at night time I just like a cup of tea."
🇨🇳🇯🇵🇰🇷
Next time a campaigner turns up at my door, I'll use that one. You can't argue with it. 👍
"The barn takes up most of the day, and at night I just like a cup of tea, I mighn't be able to devote myself fulltime to the ol' racism"
The passive-aggressiveness of this man is a thing of beauty
That woman dancing with the bags kills me every time.
thats the best part, im dying of laughter
Thomasin Lockwood maryyy
Thanks. I had just got myself to stop laughing, and you mentioning it got me going again.
GOOD FERRR YOU FATHER!!!
Party Pete! WELL SOMEONE HAD THR GUTS TO STAND UP TO THEM AT LAST!!
I don't know how this got into my recommended feed but I am not upset about it
dog guy I hope you get to watch the whole episode. Cringe-worthy awesomeness
Dont know how huh?
I heard yer a racist now dog guy
@@erickane8163 not a racist, just hate the damn French
Gods calling.
3 minutes of this is funnier than Channel four has been for the past 10 years.
Agreed.
Well come on Derry Girls is a laugh too but not quite in the same league
Inbetweeners was a great show tbh
@@pringleaddict5827 hate to break it to ya but that was over 10 years ago lol
@@steveward6099 Friday Night Dinner was good. But I agree though even Frankie Boyle said they'd never have him on.
As a Chinese person, I can confirm his impression is spot on
The Ol' Chinese grandma stinkeye. Grandpa just has a judgmental face.
"I hear your a racist now father" so casually said, always makes me laugh.
“How did you get into that sort of thing”😂
"You're" Thumbs down.
@@Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo Then he said it not the Greek it's the Chinese he after
@@Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo it's called having an education and not being a retard.
@@Lee-cn7yp You should start your sentence with a capital letter.
Whoever had the idea of putting the fella behind the wall, arms behind the back, just the simplicity of that is so funny.
I'm Croatian but I watch a lot of British/ Irish shows, stand-up and so on, and for the first time there was a Scottish foreign exchange student there who also loves Father Ted, so finally I have someone to quote Father Ted excerpts with.
So we start doing the "I am Chinese if you please" bit, well 5 minutes later a Turkish girl is calling me racist and for the life of me we cannot explain to her that we were doing a bit from a show.
Fellow Traveler hah, it's worth it for the lulz, Croatbro
Hello, Fellow Traveler!
I hear you're a racist now!
Rayram AureanBlue 🤔 Should we all be racists now Fellow Traveler?
What's the official line the Croatian student union is taking on this?
@Vee Kee Jesus. You really took this down thread down a different path.
@Vee Kee That post didn't have any information on what that girl thinks of the genocide. Just because the Turkish government is pursuing a racist policy of historical erasure doesn't mean that all people of Turkish ethnicity are racist. (Disclaimer: many people of Turkish ethnicity are racist, of course... but as an American, I can testify that that isn't unique to Turkey.)
‘What’s the official line the church has taken on this?!’
😂😂
isn’t there a part after this where the tape on the window makes him look like hitler
Yep
That's from a deferent universe
Yes, it appears a little later in the same episode. If you look carefully at the window at 0:21 and more visibly at 0:27, you'll see it's already on the glass, in preparation for that same scene.
''perfectly square bit of dirt on the window''
th-cam.com/video/9x70bndpc70/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=Channel4
The Chinese... A great bunch of lads.
I hear you're a racist now, Fennec.
+Fennec Cooper aw how are ya fennec? I hear your a racist now.
+goonerbeagunner4life dude wtf, I was hilarious and your exact same comment appears out of nowhere saying you came up with this. I don't care if you did say it first, I came up with it myself, fuckin hilarious I am, you not so much.
+Andy Merrett never hear of them, no I'm pretty sure it was me.
It's not the Samoans he's after. It's the Chinese
“The ol’ racism” 😂😂😂😂 Always kills me
Oh yeh
This show was so ahead of its time. I loved the wacky concepts and the music and camera angles they used. Still holds up today ❤
"They invented gayness"
You could argue that they did
No you really couldn't.
They was the first to write it down
They were the first to write about many phenomena. They didn't invent most of them.
"The ludicrous 10% homosexuality claim". Yeah it certainly is ludicrous; since in reality it far exceeds 10% in modern Western society.
I couldn't devote myself full time to the old racism... like its some kind of social club.
Classic
or hobby/pastime
Lol
Ethnic humour leads to cohesive societies, insulating people leads to ethnic enclaves
Well if you fancy burning crosses and dressing up in white robes then it is some kind of social club.
Some Irish gentleman recommended this show. I searched it up and now it pops up in my feed every now and then. Makes me wonder what else I'm missing out on.
Go to Netflix, my friend.
Fur wut? I don't know what that has to do with my comment. Is this show on Netflix or something? Because, it's also right here on TH-cam.
It is not on netflix
Brenda Lester I dont have Netflix
Paul TheSkeptic you can watch every episode on Channel 4 OD (on demand). You can stream it. 👍
"I HEAR YOUR A RACIST NOW!" That tore me in half! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That would be “you are” a racist now or you’re a racist now but never “your”.
"Should we all be racist now?"
@@teeanahera8949 ok spelling nazi. Nobody cares lol. Pick this sentence apart. Go on. Nobody will care either. Least of all me.
"I heard you're a transphobe now graham"
kek
😂 I'm in support of trans just to be clear, but yeah this episode reminds me so much of cancel culture and what's going on right now!
Yeah, its a shame that Graham would see his own material as "problematic and racist" these days. In fact, judging by how he felt about Count Dankula, this episode should land Graham in jail lol Careful what you wish for, Graham.
@@SvendleBerries There's nothing wrong in seeing that your past actions were not ok. It's called growth.
@@squeerrel-j The issue arises when there wasn't anything really wrong with your past actions but you're needlessly ashamed of them.
RIP Father Jack ( Frank Kelly)
Did u know he died exactly the same date as Father Ted? Mrs. Doyle will die in 2036 and Dougal in 2056
+pixelking No way... that's certainly something to mention in the pub.
Well if not somebody's played a fucking rotten trick on him because he's been buried.
Well if you had even tried to use the internet you would have found out he died in february this year, instead of posting a question that you could have find an answer to in 1 minute.
And Ted.
I'm an Asian American and I busted my gut laughing. Sometimes it's okay to laugh even if it's offensive, as long as the person who's dishing it out can take it.
Why are there so many comments with people first saying they're Asian before saying they liked it? The joke isn't about Chinese people, it's about racism itself.
Welshie Ranger we do the same in south africa, most people from other countries dont understand it and think its something only racist people do.
@@jonathan1391544 Isn't South Africa like the world headquarters of racism in the last 20 or 30 years? I'm guessing you're white and you miss the "good old days" of apartheid?
You should watch the series, it will kill you.
A friend of mine who is Chinese does not like this Episode!