Can You Beat Metro 2033 With Only A Revolver?

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  • While it is undoubtedly the most popular, Fallout is not the only series to tell a story set in a post-apocalyptic world. There’s Wasteland, which is a series of more traditional RPG games compared to Fallout, but there’s also Metro 2033. Can You Beat Metro 2033 With Only A Revolver?
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    Can You Beat Metro 2033 With Only A Revolver? (in text form)
    Before the gameplay even starts, the stage is set. 20 years ago there was a nuclear war which didn’t do nice things to Moscow. 40,000 people retreated underground and turned the subways we’ve all come to know and love into a habitat for new and blossoming wildlife. Subway please don’t sue me. Then came the choice, the choice that influences every split-second decision that happens throughout the rest of the game. I choice the Spartan mode because resource management sounds complicated, then chose the easiest Difficulty: Normal. The lack of an Easy difficulty was the first sign that bad things were a comin’.
    The game begins and… I don’t have a Revolver, only this glorified lead squirtgun. I noticed immediately that the aiming is a little off, it’s like, looking up and down is slower than looking left or right. The problem was immediate. Monsters attacked me and I had to attack them back, I failed the challenge in record time by attacking with the melee. Outside, in view of a lighthouse, we got swarmed by a horde of monsters. The number of them made it clear that not attacking back wasn’t an option, I opened fire. I got attacked, an incestuous descendant of Big Bird got me, and darkness.
    Alex, the Russian guy, instructed me to follow him, he led me through the station which was packed to the brim with a bunch of crybabies, and we met Hunter at the gate. Sounds of rats in the pipes gave away what was about to happen, I got my Revolver and went to work. This is about as easy as combat will ever be. Most of the monsters are behind the grating, but I still took more damage than I expected. Alex rambled on about the Dark Ones being the next step in our evolution, the outer guard post was dismantled by these so called Dark Ones, and a lot of people were ended.
    Super bad-ass Hunter gave me his dog tags, a job, and ventured off into the darkness. Yeah he didn’t last. I wandered around a bit, it wouldn’t occur to me until some time later that the compass points towards my objective instead of pointing North. Because, you know, you expect a compass to be an actual compass. You don’t look at a plunger and think about how it could be a cereal bowl.

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  • @MittenSquad
    @MittenSquad  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4976

    Small correction: at the end of the video is says the playthrough took 4 hours 51 minutes. I forgot to change the time to reflect this playthrough. The real time was about 13.5 hours

    • @MegaStephen321
      @MegaStephen321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      Video is five minutes old, yet your comment is ten minutes old.
      You must be magic

    • @jayjayerson3486
      @jayjayerson3486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Efficient i see...

    • @anthonyapuzzo811
      @anthonyapuzzo811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Can you beat metro 2033 with only a knife?

    • @wellingtonzani1280
      @wellingtonzani1280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Pls Paul, do some metal gear challenge!

    • @truth9251
      @truth9251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      next time tri beat Metro Exodus with only Ashot Shotgun

  • @malcolmayres3607
    @malcolmayres3607 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +143

    man this video popped up in my feed, i remembered how much i looked forward to his goofy videos, then i remembered that he passed RIP mitten squad

    • @Dookybootie
      @Dookybootie วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      It popped up for me too. Thought the same thing. What a Legend.

    • @thunderspencer4671
      @thunderspencer4671 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Same here ​@@Dookybootie

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      We will forever miss Paul of mitten squad

    • @crazedrabbyt221
      @crazedrabbyt221 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      bruh this is unfaaair...

    • @lgd6619
      @lgd6619 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I had no idea till just now, this is so sad am not an avid watcher but many a video has popped up in my feeds and have watched, its always such fun content seemed like a genuinely pleasant person 😢

  • @jottys3709
    @jottys3709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

    I love how he keeps saying like “I’m attacking from the dark so no one can see me” and the footage is just him getting absolutely mauled

    • @CutestDemon
      @CutestDemon หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      "The stealth is extremely unforgiving"
      The Clip: Stabbing someone in broad light in front of his friends
      Miss ya mate

  • @rylanheiken3900
    @rylanheiken3900 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +252

    Gonna miss this guy. Always been a metro fan. Had this pfp since middle school. And grew up on mitten squad. I'm 20 now and I revisit this video from time to time

    • @Tideki_
      @Tideki_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Me too bro he’ll be heavily missed

    • @lilbruh1300
      @lilbruh1300 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Been revisiting this video too, I miss him and hope that he is better now

    • @Jesus-Henry-Christ
      @Jesus-Henry-Christ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@lilbruh1300 He sadly passed away a while ago my friend.

    • @CutestDemon
      @CutestDemon หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same here mate, loved Metro, unfortunately, i only saw this a couple months after he had passed... Cheers youtube notifs :'
      Atleast i saw more from him, albiet a bit late :']

    • @tytanium654
      @tytanium654 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I had no idea. Thank you for letting us know.
      RIP.

  • @MercyBot7
    @MercyBot7 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +585

    "I plan on laughing when I die." I hope you did man, I hope you did. Rest in Power, brother.

    • @TGCIIII
      @TGCIIII 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      God i miss these videos

    • @mehasianpenguingamming1951
      @mehasianpenguingamming1951 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I wished that didn't happen as many others even other youtubers that was inspired by him was being sort of honorable to him

    • @AlexLee-dc2vb
      @AlexLee-dc2vb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      wait WHAT??? Don't tell me this is real, man. Don't tell me that he's gone.

    • @mehasianpenguingamming1951
      @mehasianpenguingamming1951 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@AlexLee-dc2vb lad died to cancer

    • @AlexLee-dc2vb
      @AlexLee-dc2vb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mehasianpenguingamming1951 my god, that's devastating. Where was this announced?

  • @boxofmadness2511
    @boxofmadness2511 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    man...good to see you again, rest in peace Paul

  • @benjaminurra2019
    @benjaminurra2019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3983

    I love how bourbon does things in the game while in the book he just dies instantly

    • @scientificgaming1294
      @scientificgaming1294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +701

      Walter bottle it was kind of weird that in game artyom says absolutely nothing but in the book he is quite talkative

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      Also book Bourbon is about Artyom's age and a scumbag.

    • @sheldon-cooper
      @sheldon-cooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      Bourbon: Walking
      Also Bourbon: * Dies *
      Artyom: *FFS*

    • @estrogenizedbird9161
      @estrogenizedbird9161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      “I have died. There is no more me”

    • @Caleb_Squatongim
      @Caleb_Squatongim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Ey ey ey spoilers

  • @rampantbuckler818
    @rampantbuckler818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2993

    Mitten Squad: "Kids dying in games is generally a no-go"
    Dying Light: *sweating*

    • @MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099
      @MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Resident evil 4

    • @ray3990
      @ray3990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      NightBuckle 371 dead space 2

    • @rampantbuckler818
      @rampantbuckler818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ray3990 oh god I forgot abot that one xD

    • @rampantbuckler818
      @rampantbuckler818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099 i dont remember any kids in RE4 other than maybe the final boss if im thinking the right game, but i dont think hes a kid

    • @MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099
      @MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@rampantbuckler818 watch the ending scenes closely and look it up. You'll see lel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) kids die in re4

  • @DuckyTheFox
    @DuckyTheFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    5:21 "Mr. Krabs would've killed everyone in the station had that little stunt been pulled on him" is a sentence I never thought I would hear.

    • @afewthreads1460
      @afewthreads1460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It isn’t wrong tho

    • @justinweber4977
      @justinweber4977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He fought two wars on the Sea Navy. Krabs is no stranger to killing for necessity, or fun.

  • @mkoll8828
    @mkoll8828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2602

    "Sold all my non-revolving weapons."
    Paul the shambler is a revolving shotgun...

    • @drunkfinn7220
      @drunkfinn7220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Bigun too

    • @nickstav08
      @nickstav08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      So is the helsing

    • @Pumpkin42O
      @Pumpkin42O 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      wait a minute Yeah, and its like the best shotgun until the Big Boi known as the bike gun

    • @nathanquimby9952
      @nathanquimby9952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's the shambler not the shamber

    • @mkoll8828
      @mkoll8828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nathanquimby9952 typo my bad

  • @JustBeowulf
    @JustBeowulf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2182

    From the creator of "can you beat Metro 2033 with only a revolver" Here comes "Can you beat S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of Chernobyl with only a PMm"

    • @Thes4LT
      @Thes4LT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Don't you dare. That's true hell.

    • @darry3440
      @darry3440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      its not Posible....

    • @JustBeowulf
      @JustBeowulf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@darry3440 Oh, it is very possible, except it might take a lot of effort and a somewhat good aim

    • @oneoneoneoneoneoneoneone
      @oneoneoneoneoneoneoneone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Daren Jašek
      No.
      It’s necessary.

    • @darry3440
      @darry3440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@JustBeowulf Good aim Doenst make Pmn Better Poor arcuracy of weapon with Lack of DMG .. and im pretty sure the exoskeleton and Omon heavy suit just deflect low dmg..... ;)

  • @thegreatcornholio5025
    @thegreatcornholio5025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    "I passed calculus with a c"
    "I know a thing or two about math"
    "I haven't played elmo's number journey yet, so I'm unqualified to count"
    DOES NOT COMPUTE

    • @TlalocTemporal
      @TlalocTemporal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Everyone knows you don't count in calculus. That's what all the math is working around.

    • @emilianozamora399
      @emilianozamora399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ah yes, calculus is necessary when doing any calculations possible, so if you get a c on it you are doomed to not even being able to count 1+1

    • @Sef_Era
      @Sef_Era 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I Can Count! I Can! See!
      1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144

    • @dragonlord1935
      @dragonlord1935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Sef_Era Nice fibonacci.

  • @zwarriorkrillin6400
    @zwarriorkrillin6400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3816

    "failed the challenge in record time"
    So, we just ignoring the Untitled Goose Game challenge now?

    • @ryokiritani4187
      @ryokiritani4187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      "Damn it"

    • @f.palmero5010
      @f.palmero5010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      He has such PTSD for failing so hard, he pushed the memory deep dark into his memories.

    • @tobi6915
      @tobi6915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      he does not wish to remember. Nobody does

    • @planb8700
      @planb8700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      the best part is he failed without being forced aswell

    • @lxlTYLERlxl
      @lxlTYLERlxl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Z Warrior Krillin exactly what I thought as well! lol

  • @RikaRikaItsumika
    @RikaRikaItsumika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    There's actually a lot of paths in basically the entire game to sneak by everyone and not kill people so you definetly made this much harder on yourself than it could have been
    but that's normal for you :D

    • @halocrafter300
      @halocrafter300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Except the Bandits immediately after Riga. The game won’t let you progress without killing them all.

    • @parrishr.8923
      @parrishr.8923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@halocrafter300 if you can sneak by them you can non lethal ko them

    • @piggymaster3209
      @piggymaster3209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It pissed me off the way he played the game lol

    • @ianfan1420
      @ianfan1420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@parrishr.8923 That's only possible if you play the inferior version of the game.

    • @alexgutierrez1599
      @alexgutierrez1599 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's up to the player. I hate stealth. I rather just shoot them in the face.

  • @jeffreyhoon
    @jeffreyhoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Fun fact for those who didn't play; Some of those scenes like the beginning rail track, you can actually save most of those people in time except the first. Helps with a 'hidden' mechanic for the Metro games.

    • @maxonwolf5841
      @maxonwolf5841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What’s all of the levels where those work?

    • @jeffreyhoon
      @jeffreyhoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@maxonwolf5841 The hidden mechanic? It's present in all the levels scattered about disguised as a water dripping sound and the screen briefly flashing white.
      Some examples would be like before you leave the station is playing the sitar (instrument) in your room or talking to the director before you leave.

    • @maxonwolf5841
      @maxonwolf5841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@jeffreyhoon Oh! So the moral points

    • @jeffreyhoon
      @jeffreyhoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@maxonwolf5841 Yeah, moral points but I guess hidden mechanic fits as well since the game purposely doesn't tell you about it

    • @soap9277
      @soap9277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@jeffreyhoon Don't wanna be that guy, but that's not a sitar, it's a Balalaika.

  • @Scott.E.H
    @Scott.E.H 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Anyone who is a fan of the stealth in this game knows you can absolutely beat it with just the revolver

    • @Garnox_
      @Garnox_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I finished 2033 without ever knowing what the watch did and that you could hide in the shadows. last light showed me how to in the prision part

    • @arifsetiawan9507
      @arifsetiawan9507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He didnt seem to know how to sneak through such dumbass ai

    • @zhouwu9997
      @zhouwu9997 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i believe that, in theory, u can beat it without using any gun at all, but the game forces you to carry at least one so, meh

    • @Clone-up2ge
      @Clone-up2ge ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Garnox_ wait, you can hide in the shadows?

    • @Garnox_
      @Garnox_ ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Clone-up2ge you're invisible when in a shadow. no matter if they are directly looking at you. it's stupidly powerful

  • @michaelsattell2962
    @michaelsattell2962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    Can you beat
    "Your children"
    Only using a table leg.

    • @kevinharnett3501
      @kevinharnett3501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol

    • @eepersneepers7872
      @eepersneepers7872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I dunno, ask my kids

    • @jacobcallahan3741
      @jacobcallahan3741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I bet I can take a family

    • @adamlucas2203
      @adamlucas2203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My dad prefers jumper cables

    • @juk3_r415
      @juk3_r415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I laughed in reasonably loud and now my step dad is taking up the challenge

  • @overthinkingisbad
    @overthinkingisbad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    "can you beat-"
    mitten:
    "i'm going to stop you right there chief, the question you should ask is how much pain do you want to endure?"

  • @kingkade5922
    @kingkade5922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    "Did these amateurs really think they could get a rugrats reference by me??"

    • @MonstertruckBadass
      @MonstertruckBadass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm so happy i dont understand these shitty american pop culture references

    • @Jargas101
      @Jargas101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@MonstertruckBadass stop being so jealous

    • @MonstertruckBadass
      @MonstertruckBadass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jargas101 Well you should learn to read, thats for sure ;)

    • @Jargas101
      @Jargas101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@MonstertruckBadass you obviously are pretending to be happy to hide your jealousy for sweet sweet American pop culture references you long to understand but your foreign devil blood won't allow you.

    • @project9770
      @project9770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Jargas101 Jeez as if the food didn't have enough salt in it

  • @homefront1999
    @homefront1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Metro has one of my favorite types of difficulty setting. Where bullet damage will increase across the board. So not only do enemies kill you in one or two hits, but you also kill then in one or two hits. That is, if you're playing on the higher difficulty.

    • @chrism1518
      @chrism1518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can’t have fun with Metro all because of it’s difficulty settings, which are stupid in my opinion. Not being able to see my fucking ammo on Ranger is idiotic.

    • @homefront1999
      @homefront1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@chrism1518 If you bring up your lighter and clipboard, then you should be able to check your ammo.
      Unless you mean how much you have in your gun itself. You will either have to keep track for something like revolvers and shotguns or just get a feel for how much you have fired.
      Then again, you could always reload at any moment. I don't believe there is any reason not to.

    • @Cappuccino_Rabbit
      @Cappuccino_Rabbit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is something more games should do
      Instead of having sponge bullet enemies or just enemies that deals more damage and got more health
      Have everything be overpowered for everyone instead

    • @paperclip3734
      @paperclip3734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@chrism1518 seriously increases immersion though, your hand isnt held at all and every moment is dangerous

    • @franklinjr.babauta4152
      @franklinjr.babauta4152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@chrism1518 Very late reply but for the first two metro games use the button that looks at your watch Artyom will also show more of the mag that your weapon has and yes you will have to count each bullet still

  • @cptjackpl8690
    @cptjackpl8690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    "That's where we all go, from one hell to the next"
    - Damn that's deep

    • @masonada8826
      @masonada8826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The thing is there isn't a hell in Metro, Khan mentions that the bombs destroyed Heaven and Hell.

    • @carsondecker4069
      @carsondecker4069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey nobody has to go to hell- follow Jesus

    • @fressejetzt840
      @fressejetzt840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No it isn't

    • @geemcspankinson
      @geemcspankinson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Khan knows

    • @hyche_-6790
      @hyche_-6790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carsondecker4069 wrong.

  • @Blaze10523
    @Blaze10523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    "a compass should point north"
    Jack Sparrow:

    • @totmgsrockxd9900
      @totmgsrockxd9900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMFAO

    • @nathanquimby9952
      @nathanquimby9952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't get it

    • @k3rt244
      @k3rt244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nathanquimby9952 Thats gotta be the worst pirate i have ever seen

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@k3rt244 But you have heard of him

  • @StormDatIsApproaching
    @StormDatIsApproaching 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    There was nobody who wrote scripts for videos like these before him, and highly doubt there'll be anyone after. Paul probably met even the reaper with a witty joke.

  • @bloodblade1221
    @bloodblade1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    18:31 The librarians have a staredown mechanic where, if you stare directly at their face without attacking or agroing them beforehand they will stare back until they turn around and walk away. Saves bullets and display dominance to big gorilla mutant.
    19:00 you were standing in a light shadow which is basically the invisibility cloak to nearly every npc.

    • @whatheywhathuh1726
      @whatheywhathuh1726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It was nearly physically painful watching him shoot the librarians instead of just staring at them

    • @-The_Sun_God-
      @-The_Sun_God- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@whatheywhathuh1726 So what who cares

    • @grayghost5636
      @grayghost5636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dang I didn’t know about that, I kinda just ran through the entire area after killing one lol

    • @mememan2.074
      @mememan2.074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@-The_Sun_God- He could have gotten a less stressful run

    • @-The_Sun_God-
      @-The_Sun_God- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mememan2.074 that was a comment from 2020

  • @hiddensinix2767
    @hiddensinix2767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    "Cumpie"
    "Gritted my teeth and begun to plow"
    "His name is Bourbon, like the soap"
    Truly wonderful quotes

    • @mdeezy20111
      @mdeezy20111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      12:26

    • @sailorskj9002
      @sailorskj9002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mitten out of context

    • @Meandmyshadowclones
      @Meandmyshadowclones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The best quote in my opinion was "It was like Five Nights at Freddy's meets Donkey Kong Country meets Back at the Barnyard meets Chernobyl."

    • @Flamco182
      @Flamco182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Catheters can be real wiggly

    • @jacobhoekman6865
      @jacobhoekman6865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quotes are always better in michigan. (Can you guess where I live.)

  • @kalebbeer3526
    @kalebbeer3526 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    I really hits different watching this knowing you are know longer with us. We will all be lucky if we leave behind the legacy you have... Rest in piece my man

  • @FeeLtheHertZ
    @FeeLtheHertZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    "You don't look at a plunger and think of a cereal bowl..." - Well I mean, speak for yourself, I guess.

    • @halvarianknight4477
      @halvarianknight4477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ever just pour milk into a cereal box?

    • @VickyMonstrum
      @VickyMonstrum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@halvarianknight4477 have you ever like just shoved them cereals into a jug of milk?

    • @KenTay2
      @KenTay2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No just have a spoonful of cereal and a spoonful milk.

    • @halvarianknight4477
      @halvarianknight4477 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VickyMonstrum i would but the cereal would get way too soggy

    • @VickyMonstrum
      @VickyMonstrum 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@halvarianknight4477 put it in the dehydrater and Viola

  • @Lisa_Simpson_
    @Lisa_Simpson_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    Can you beat GTA SA without taking any damage?

  • @Panzerman65
    @Panzerman65 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Just got this on my fyp, rest in peace Paul.

  • @tavi9598
    @tavi9598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Can you beat Metro Last Light without taking any damage?
    Mitten Squad: "I died. Then I brushed myself off and regained my composure."

  • @bigpapao8889
    @bigpapao8889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    "It's about as effective as one of those Nerf swords"
    Have you ever been hit with one of those, my guy?

    • @denseaf1582
      @denseaf1582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      No shit, one of those things broke one of my teeth when I was younger!

    • @benjamin1359870
      @benjamin1359870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I also love the implication that killing a muscular taupe the size of a lion, with a 15 centimeter knife should be easy, and it is only because you have a nerf knife that it take three hit

    • @themaskedwarrior1592
      @themaskedwarrior1592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ayfuckingmen brodah XD

    • @UnluckyLux
      @UnluckyLux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had my head split open by one of those, it’s a pretty hard plastic at the core of the blade, so much blood.

    • @giacomo8875
      @giacomo8875 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They don't kill you tho

  • @robticdeath1793
    @robticdeath1793 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    i come to revisit these videos and it make me sad each time as i enjoy them simply because i know there wont be anymore but at least when you were here you made quite the impact regardless of how you saw yourself may you rip and tear acs in heaven my fellow mitten man our state truly lost a good one

  • @xrw5629
    @xrw5629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    It makes me uncomfortable seeing him use the mask while underground...

    • @c0smic_eve
      @c0smic_eve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I always forget to take it off get halfway through a level and realise crap i have my mask on

    • @michalspisar2067
      @michalspisar2067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I get uncomfortable watching him slaughter the poor souls in 16:32. You can pass that level without firing a shot :D same on frontline level

    • @bauma9015
      @bauma9015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It hurts to see him waste all that ammo at the start shooting at the infinite monsters

    • @ncrsoldier4603
      @ncrsoldier4603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bauma9015 To be fair, it doesn't change anything. He's gonna lose that ammo no matter what.

    • @MarkoVuckovic32
      @MarkoVuckovic32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ethan Steel Of course they are different Nazis than the ones from the WWII but they aren't Nazis for no reason. They share the same ideology as the WWII Nazis which means they are bad.

  • @glensutton1324
    @glensutton1324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    "They Go to Hell when they Die-"
    Khan: About That....

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      yeah they end up in a way worse place than hell....

    • @Hadgerz
      @Hadgerz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      On a train?

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@dndsdzz no, it was'nt a joke, in actual Metro 2033 lore, people who died to the nuclear explosions or the anomalies ended up being "ghosts" - shadowy creatures stuck in a mid-state between life and death constanly reliving their final moments infinitely. and sucking up any living human that touches them back to their nightmare plain
      i don't know about you but that sounds way worse than hell

    • @Lajos_Kelemen
      @Lajos_Kelemen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yosef Yonin I haven’t beaten Exodus yet, but do you think there’s any redemption for those souls?

    • @bobthebuilder1360
      @bobthebuilder1360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Hadgerz lol hell issa train in exodus

  • @rockid7970
    @rockid7970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    14:48 When I first played it, I thought something actually broke (sensitivity or something), then I realized that we are carrying that kid

    • @notaveragecr6041
      @notaveragecr6041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Carrying Sasha is *SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* much easier on mouse and keyboard.

    • @mthsxd
      @mthsxd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      bro I thought it was a kind of feature to make the game harder specifically in that part, i also kept hearing the child talking and had no clue during the entire way to her mom that he was on our back (I thought artyom was hallucinating with the kid, this explained the weird sensitivity and the bodyless voice), so when I finally got to his mom and I saw him jumping from our back I was like: 🗿

  • @martinastrand3156
    @martinastrand3156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    this is literally the only way i play metro

    • @augustoluis6888
      @augustoluis6888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hi CJ!

    • @punished_venom_snake
      @punished_venom_snake 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you know what's up lol

    • @xyrenegade
      @xyrenegade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@augustoluis6888 AHHAHAHAHAHAAHH fuck

    • @PlebNC
      @PlebNC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You were only supposed to follow the damn subway train CJ!

    • @doomsday9831
      @doomsday9831 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smoke, it's me!

  • @thewonderfulshrimp3029
    @thewonderfulshrimp3029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    “His name is bourbon, like the soap”

    • @abhinavkm
      @abhinavkm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Funny he didn't say biscuit

    • @ckchuck
      @ckchuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abhinav KM not sure he’s english ahha i’d of said Biscuit

    • @donaldbrown2937
      @donaldbrown2937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinking the biscuit also

    • @thehungazza2628
      @thehungazza2628 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Custard creams

    • @noone42069
      @noone42069 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's soap?

  • @AA-rh5ee
    @AA-rh5ee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Oh my god, he played an entire underground section with his broken gas-mask on. And in a challenge about saving revolver ammo, he chooses to have a firefight with all the fuckin' bandits instead of sneaking. Jeez
    Edit: the scorpions need to have the flashlight shined on them.

    • @Stonecargo21
      @Stonecargo21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It hurt me physically

    • @jan_Travis
      @jan_Travis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hated that part so much when I first played the game. It took me days to get passed it.

    • @ashura.itadori
      @ashura.itadori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@jan_Travis Was it the Redux or the OG version? If it was the OG one, totally justifiable because not only was stealth so fuckin hard in that game, but also there were no quick knock-outs OR even kills w/ the knife

    • @conarbabbitt4795
      @conarbabbitt4795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And also, he didn't know that if you take lethal damage in the watchmen ambush in the prologue it advances the story. I only figured it out doing a tikhar only run.

    • @coldspice_2950
      @coldspice_2950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stealth in shoot-shoot game bad

  • @LilSwinney
    @LilSwinney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I love how he just runs past the spiders because he wasn't paying attention to the fact all you need is a flashlight

    • @ninjafaceify
      @ninjafaceify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      A flashlight is not a revolver

    • @dominicsacchetti2360
      @dominicsacchetti2360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Unless you tape 6 of them together and find a way to make them spin

  • @lukedufaur5368
    @lukedufaur5368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    21:00 You're supposed to kill them with the light from your flashlight

    • @nathanl3011
      @nathanl3011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Luke DuFaur you have no idea how far I scrolled to see if I was the only one that knew to use the light

    • @dombhoy2658
      @dombhoy2658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Luke DuFaur I think he didn’t use it because it does damage and that would be cheating

    • @lukedufaur5368
      @lukedufaur5368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@dombhoy2658 I don't think it does damage until the point that it fully kills them, but what it does do is destroy their hard shell after you aim it at them enough, which makes them susceptible to normal bullets. If he considered killing with the flashlight "damage" then he could have done that.

    • @jacobkonya3301
      @jacobkonya3301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lukedufaur5368 if you aim at them long enough, it does kill them. He could have just aimed at them until they stood up or flipped over and shot their exposed belly

    • @jacobkonya3301
      @jacobkonya3301 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @•【Obnoxious】 グレー Void • yeah true but you can also stab their exposed bellies instead of shooting

  • @williamliddell7981
    @williamliddell7981 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    RIP MittenSquad. In your honor I will eat a bowl of cereal out of a plunger.

    • @tannerblue7872
      @tannerblue7872 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Update on the plunger cereal?

    • @AlexLee-dc2vb
      @AlexLee-dc2vb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      wait is he really dead?

    • @kdingo2909
      @kdingo2909 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@AlexLee-dc2vbyeah unfortunately he is I think he died from cancer sad stuff Rip MittenSquad

  • @ryanmoreland7157
    @ryanmoreland7157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    I'm so glad finally seeing someone play this game. The series is my absolute favorite

    • @chrizrann6412
      @chrizrann6412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      check out raycevick's video if you have'nt

    • @grognackgarganil9164
      @grognackgarganil9164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same here fucking amazing games

    • @garyselner6697
      @garyselner6697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have so many fond memories with the metro series. I've loved every one so far. Although the aiming is indeed wonk as hell

    • @caseyhall2320
      @caseyhall2320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@garyselner6697 lol yeah. By the time I was used to the aiming I became horrendous at aiming in other games bc I was still stuck in Metro aiming mode.

    • @chump6220
      @chump6220 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      but hes playing normal spartan

  • @jugg3rnotr34z4
    @jugg3rnotr34z4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Can you beat Fallout NV Without hearing "Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter" while on the NCR's side?

    • @darkness12682
      @darkness12682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nope

    • @arekusu.
      @arekusu. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I genuinely want to see this happen

    • @RandomPerson-cb9lp
      @RandomPerson-cb9lp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes just sneak kill every NCR trooper you see

    • @soap9277
      @soap9277 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you beat Skyrim without hearing "I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee"?

    • @FnRenner
      @FnRenner 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, this challenge would be doable for Mitten. The music is not public, it's copyrighted and if he didn't mute it he'd get flagged.

  • @han6211
    @han6211 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Oh man, watching his old videos hearing lines like 7:50 hit differently. Yet he somehow managed to find a way to make us laugh. Rest well MS

  • @gabrielrice1932
    @gabrielrice1932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    “My first wife was easy, this was not”
    Lol I can’t

    • @az12223
      @az12223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Hurr durr ermagagd i cant" learn english kid

    • @aldernate8606
      @aldernate8606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      az12223 calm down

    • @connor2015
      @connor2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      leave it at 69 likes.

    • @ironstar183
      @ironstar183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@az12223 you should learn English since you dont understand slang.

    • @ryanvandoren1519
      @ryanvandoren1519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ironstar183 im gen z and this kind of language sounds retarded... its you guys

  • @mokeymale8350
    @mokeymale8350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    “Lake Erie only has two of those things.”
    If you’ve been to it in person, I think it has all three. That water is terrifying.

    • @a_stranger_loop
      @a_stranger_loop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mokey Male I have never tried to get out of any other video game water so frantically. I wouldn’t even be able to tell you why it made me feel so uncomfortable, but I HATED the devs for forcing me to fall in it.

    • @johnfolmer5412
      @johnfolmer5412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To anyone who has been in the lake, I'm sorry for your loss

    • @magaman49
      @magaman49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lake Erie kinda sucks, I live 3 miles from it.

    • @johnfolmer5412
      @johnfolmer5412 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@magaman49 I live 2 blocks from the lake so ya

    • @magaman49
      @magaman49 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnfolmer5412 US side or Canada side?

  • @uactechsupport9970
    @uactechsupport9970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "Kids dying in games is a no go."
    Don't worry Metro 2033 only has kids trapped in a purgatory full of torment. Along with everyone and everything else, that died.

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if they were good people…

    • @Gvazdika.
      @Gvazdika. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Chuked khan said that the heaven and hell was destroyed in the nuclear fire, leaving the souls in the metro, stuck in a sort of purgatory, unable to move on

  • @EmperrPalpameme
    @EmperrPalpameme วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    This just randomly popped onto my feed. I’ve already watched this video, even liked it way back when. Thanks for the laughs Paul, we miss you dearly.

  • @de_order703
    @de_order703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    "Felt up by an enderman" just made me spit out my cereal

    • @GranddukeofWales
      @GranddukeofWales 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a very unpleasant image in my head rn

    • @kafazyshorthop9909
      @kafazyshorthop9909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now I have the image of someone getting felt up by an Enderman while spitting out cereal in my head.

  • @karambit6508
    @karambit6508 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    20:39 "I too plan on laughing when I die."

  • @Ajsirb24
    @Ajsirb24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "It's like having kids. You get rid of it and start over."

  • @harrysboylan
    @harrysboylan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    shows how well this game made you feel isolated when you dont have a companion to kill everything for you

  • @thesaltynetwork9314
    @thesaltynetwork9314 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I miss the og, you'll never be forgotten, rip legend

  • @lukedufaur5368
    @lukedufaur5368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    5:38 "they go to Hell when they die"
    Khan: "well yes but actually no"

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    *This reminds me*
    of that guy who killed Resident Evil 4's Verdugo using only a Door

    • @pokemonhunter4life831
      @pokemonhunter4life831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dante ravioli flashbacks

    • @bigbean9403
      @bigbean9403 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I havnt played since i was like 6 which one was that?

    • @dragonborndylan7609
      @dragonborndylan7609 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pokemonhunter4life831 he is the best

    • @guudvybezonly
      @guudvybezonly 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Duchi that’s what i said the first time watching him 😂😂

    • @gameslie9049
      @gameslie9049 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Duchi Dante ravioli is slowly becoming a TH-cam staple

  • @outbreakprime6246
    @outbreakprime6246 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Im so happy that the algorithm put Mittensquad on my page again. I miss you Paul.

    • @favre4ever39
      @favre4ever39 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Same man, he was a funny dude and we miss his challenge runs.

  • @pacomedesalve9774
    @pacomedesalve9774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    "the Russian guy, theres only like one of those in this game"

    • @RandomPerson-cb9lp
      @RandomPerson-cb9lp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah it's not like this game takes place in Russia

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too many Azerbaijani.

    • @eugenekrabs4774
      @eugenekrabs4774 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RandomPerson-cb9lp nO rEaLlY?

    • @TacBans
      @TacBans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      huh, i thought they were all irish!

  • @sneeringimperialist340
    @sneeringimperialist340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You'd probably have an "easier" time finishing the game with just throwing knives. Tough, but you can collect them after throwing so ammo wouldn't be an issue.

  • @UNPSC-0
    @UNPSC-0 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Got this on my page today (Sep 12 2024, literally 7 mins before midnight) and I just wanna say I miss Paul- his vids were so good, and just like- I wish bro was still here. R.I.P Paul. You will never be forgotten.

  • @ryanringer3896
    @ryanringer3896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    It’s honestly probably easier to do a “without killing anyone” run

    • @Illuminatiman44
      @Illuminatiman44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I doubt it very much. Seeing as you have to kill people to progress.

    • @ryanringer3896
      @ryanringer3896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Quinton I never said “possible”, just “easier” you pessimistic prick

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ryan Ringer nah, the revolver in these games are headshot machines, pacifist runs are a bitch in Metro.

    • @Illuminatiman44
      @Illuminatiman44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alright then...

    • @seuchenvater5687
      @seuchenvater5687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The revolver isn't that bad as long as you're hitting headshots

  • @CrazyGamer-dz7du
    @CrazyGamer-dz7du 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “I use bullets to buy more bullets” classic

  • @SKM_D34D
    @SKM_D34D 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    I miss you mittensquad 😢 may you rest in peace 🕊️

  • @micahsnyder7299
    @micahsnyder7299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Hey Paul, found your channel a few days ago and I’ve watched almost every “can you beat” episode along with some of your older fallout lore videos.
    Love your channel and your dry humor man!
    I’d be interested to see a “can you beat Fallout NV without killing anyone” if you haven’t already done something similar.

  • @vinylsketch
    @vinylsketch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    “Yeah he died”
    *laughs in novels*

    • @IDGAS9897
      @IDGAS9897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I can't believe they actually named the sequels 2034 & 2035

    • @xyrenegade
      @xyrenegade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never read the books, spoil me. What happened to him?

    • @dianneh9438
      @dianneh9438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@xyrenegade Hunter never died, he was just missing in action until he returned to his home station with a mutilated face, that's when he volunteered to find the missing caravan with Homer and another guy I can't remember the name to.

    • @dianneh9438
      @dianneh9438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Metro 2034 gives the rest of the details.

    • @treemen5552
      @treemen5552 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      All i remember from the books because i read them so long ago is some girl drowns in 2034

  • @LysenkoistZombie
    @LysenkoistZombie หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I remember watching this video about a day after it was released, and I instantly wanted to play Metro 33. When I did it quickly became one of my favorites. I bought Last Light and Exodus as soon as I could, which further introduced me to other great games. I read all the Metro books by Glukhovsky, and it spurned a love of Russian literature which has stuck with me for years since. It's not an exaggeration to say this video changed my life. It didn't change it that much, but it was changed. You'll be missed, Paul.

    • @V3RAC1TY
      @V3RAC1TY 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      he wont see this he died quite awile ago

    • @LysenkoistZombie
      @LysenkoistZombie 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I know, thats why I left the comment

  • @CatAdvantage
    @CatAdvantage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    How about this for a rule:
    If the challenge essentially hasn’t “begun” yet, say, you don’t have a revolver yet, you can use other weapons, say, melee attacks to push through, as the challenge has not yet begun.

    • @pelicanoe
      @pelicanoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It you could even make it melee only for an extra challenge (unless you don't have a melee weapon)

    • @SeizureSpecialist
      @SeizureSpecialist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas Gregory pretty sure you always have a knife, so that’s not an issue

  • @eoghanrichardson9104
    @eoghanrichardson9104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Him wearing his mask through the whole Bandit Station made me sad

    • @drchubbles7314
      @drchubbles7314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@alexanderedinger He means the gas mask, when it's worn during any combat it gets damaged and can break.

    • @planb8700
      @planb8700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexanderedinger also uses up canister

    • @ghostsurgeon3155
      @ghostsurgeon3155 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually no in this game, the only time your mask is used is in radiation

    • @theashenstorm5509
      @theashenstorm5509 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you think about it you would look intimidating

    • @ootdega
      @ootdega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also, you can get the Librarian to shut up and go away if you look it in the eyes.
      Also, you can buy a fully-upgraded revolver at the very first station.
      Also, you can buy a stealth suit that makes remaining undetected completely trivial.
      Also, you can kill the bugs with the fucking *_flashlight._*
      Also, the silencer reduces your damage.
      Also, the extended barrel _increases_ your damage.
      Also, an extended barrel revolver is capable of killing a Demon with a single well-placed shot. It's not easy to do, but it can be done. I did it from a quarter mile away.
      I actually _did_ complete Metro 2033 with only the revolver (past the intro), on Ranger Hardcore. Because the number of things you're _required_ to shoot is actually very small. Quite a few chapters can be completed without firing a single shot. This isn't even about being smart, this is just about paying attention. Jesus fucking Christ.

  • @theboot5852
    @theboot5852 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    Saw this in my feed today, rest in peace man

  • @pepealasquid6005
    @pepealasquid6005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “Falling off the wagon” “My old friend bourbon” This is starting to remind me of the fallout 3 play through where he was talking about Smirnoff and svedka

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It aged poorly :(

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What?

    • @SimonStrange
      @SimonStrange 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      About that...

  • @bzeffer
    @bzeffer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "...it's spooky, erie, and snowy. Lake Erie only has two of those things. Score one for Moscow."
    You know. I have to agree

  • @cameron4588
    @cameron4588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Nice dark tower reference:
    You don’t shoot with your heart you shoot with your hand is a kind of mixture of the gunslingers code sentences

    • @renatomelloduba1014
      @renatomelloduba1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He forgot the face of his father, no wonder his revolver was always running low on ammo.

  • @Randomguy0011
    @Randomguy0011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I love that most of the problematic things in the run can be avoided if you just know what to do.

    • @burntferidgerator6848
      @burntferidgerator6848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The fucking library

    • @rominkivela9351
      @rominkivela9351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@burntferidgerator6848 after beating the game once legitimately, every time after that I’ve just used hacks to get by the librarians because I have no restraint or patience

    • @randalica92
      @randalica92 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rominkivela9351 yeah when shit went south I relied on my Abzats, pretty much the reson I completed that level without smashing my mouse.

    • @ThDuck
      @ThDuck ปีที่แล้ว

      @@burntferidgerator6848 I literally just pressed shift as hard as possible and ran through that section like the flash would be proud of me

  • @FlorentineNoble
    @FlorentineNoble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The metro series is so underrated

  • @mustafaalshawi2596
    @mustafaalshawi2596 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    man this getting recommend to me again is actually sad

  • @hypegodtemmie4785
    @hypegodtemmie4785 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Rest in peace Paul, you made a lot of my evenings easier in high school. It was so sad reading your obituary. I never knew you but I still wish you had more time. Alcohol is truly evil

  • @HoundofOdin
    @HoundofOdin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "I used bullets to buy more bullets," sounds a lot like "collecting as many dogs as possible and attempting to use them as currency to purchase more dogs."

    • @armintor2826
      @armintor2826 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its like the magic goblet in harry potter once you get one they just keep adding up

    • @thepais596
      @thepais596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      digging stones with a stone pickaxe

    • @bobthebuilder1360
      @bobthebuilder1360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They use good ammo to buy more ammo but shitty ammo

    • @ironstar183
      @ironstar183 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its barter system! Hopefully you have bullets they want and they have bullets you want!

    • @deathkorpsguard
      @deathkorpsguard 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @teebles It's 5.45 which is used by the Ak-74 (Called the Kalash in the game)

  • @ZeronXenixal
    @ZeronXenixal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I forgot this game even had a HUD.

    • @Nietzschefan333
      @Nietzschefan333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yup

    • @PlebNC
      @PlebNC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's so immersive the PC version modders' only idea for mods was putting boobs on the Nosalis.

    • @Castlemight
      @Castlemight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PlebNC Funny thing is that Nosalises actually have buttholes.

    • @PlebNC
      @PlebNC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Castlemight I don't understand the connection and I'm terrified to find out what it is.

    • @OriginalMice45
      @OriginalMice45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PlebNC why would they put tits on the nosalis like wtf

  • @jaype331
    @jaype331 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Still get subscribers, and monetization. Such a shame. Had a great thing going. Rest in peace buddy

  • @lucasm.3864
    @lucasm.3864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “Fog is more fun than snow.”
    A blizzard has all the fun of both, though.

  • @qmzp2
    @qmzp2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    "I passed calculus with a C" Well duh, I'd question your math skills if you passed a kalculus class with a k

    • @lars956
      @lars956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      qmzp2 good one

    • @Poppy_and_ponies
      @Poppy_and_ponies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got kkk

    • @requis9838
      @requis9838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have a tattoo of that symbol! Mines red tho

    • @Anarcho-SyndicalisticSaboteur
      @Anarcho-SyndicalisticSaboteur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@requis9838 Got yourself an old nordic symbol that is today used by nazi scum. Was that the intention ?

  • @DestroyAllTech
    @DestroyAllTech 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Happy to see other people watching him still. Hope we can still keep his channel immortalized

  • @seabass5892
    @seabass5892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I JUST STARTED REPLAYING THE METRO SERIES AND THIS IS AMAZING TIMING

  • @BanHelsing
    @BanHelsing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I love to see different games in this series

    • @Nietzschefan333
      @Nietzschefan333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same

    • @saywhat4314
      @saywhat4314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea i think he’s getting tired of playing fallout

    • @ashenone3883
      @ashenone3883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Conor Fuck off with that shit opinion.

    • @charkie2388
      @charkie2388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Conor why?

  • @ProphetRavix
    @ProphetRavix วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This video just popped up on my recommended feed. We'll never forget you Paul

  • @DSFARGEG00
    @DSFARGEG00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    >when I open my jar of cheese
    someone else enjoys seeing old MREs get opened, I see.

    • @Ryanmiaku
      @Ryanmiaku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      twitter.com/MittenSquad/status/1209986178814005249?s=20

    • @faceless2302
      @faceless2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Let's get this out onto a tray

    • @foogoose1439
      @foogoose1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@faceless2302 Nice!

    • @gundir7504
      @gundir7504 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thought it was another Rainbow Dash Cum Jar...

    • @ussliberty109
      @ussliberty109 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No hiss.

  • @Blawkeh
    @Blawkeh 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    RIP a legend, glad this came on my feed again

  • @jhgfdsalk
    @jhgfdsalk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    watched this video 3 years ago, first mitten squad video i ever watched. RIP joseph

  • @brentblackwolf6325
    @brentblackwolf6325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "this was the most stealth oriented part of the game by a metric mile"
    Killed me

    • @eggnoodle1061
      @eggnoodle1061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      when he kept walking up to, shooting, or running from the librarians had me dead and angry at the same time lmao

  • @dylancarroll4623
    @dylancarroll4623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    0:26 wait, that’s Moscow after a nuclear war? I thought it was just normal Moscow.

    • @MrPain-nk3wh
      @MrPain-nk3wh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, that's what I was thinking

    • @heyokasamurai453
      @heyokasamurai453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dylan Carroll the year was 2013, July 6-7? And 2 middle eastern countries dual it out with nukes and domino effect happens. 270 million Russians were wiped out by the last war and god had killed himself for humanity to rot in a dead world. Your welcome

    • @philipm.peterson9292
      @philipm.peterson9292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heyokasamurai453 lol nerd

    • @heyokasamurai453
      @heyokasamurai453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Karl Marx I’m just passionate about the series

  • @vhfgamer
    @vhfgamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    To be honest, it's kinda hard watching him play one of my favorite of all time games the way he did.

    • @sextuspompeius1266
      @sextuspompeius1266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And he managed to fuck up on the easiest difficulty

    • @dawido.z7173
      @dawido.z7173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel your pain

    • @haroomba
      @haroomba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      my man... SAME

    • @justawesome3239
      @justawesome3239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @Vox_Popul1
      @Vox_Popul1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Most TH-camrs that have done playthroughs of Metro 2033, which there aren’t many, have botched them entirely by not bothering to take it slow and learn how the game works. It is what it is ig.

  • @xyrenegade
    @xyrenegade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "And if you have dementia you'll kill with whatever, it's not like you're gonna remember it." -Paul of MittenSquad
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Sef_Era
    @Sef_Era 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:14 Can you beat Untitled Goose Game without honking? “Damn it” at No minutes, 22 seconds.

  • @ryannicholls7812
    @ryannicholls7812 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Rest in peace brother ❤

  • @mario9036
    @mario9036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Mitten Squad: uses xbox
    Respect
    If Mitten Squad: uses playstation
    Still respect

  • @Parrisnights
    @Parrisnights ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Coming back to this in 2023 to say that this is still great content. Thanks for the happy times, Mittens.

  • @jgtafighter
    @jgtafighter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    you can go through a lot of levels without killing enyone, saves a lot of ammo

    • @weetzcro9661
      @weetzcro9661 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you mean just knocking enemies out or avoiding them all together

    • @Something-yo8xz
      @Something-yo8xz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@weetzcro9661 knocking them out

    • @jgtafighter
      @jgtafighter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@weetzcro9661 you can just avoid them, its also kinda necesary if you want good ending, for example the bridge where reds fight nazis you can just sneek underneath them ... for me its way more fun than just go guns blazing

    • @Mega-no9ev
      @Mega-no9ev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jgtafighter nah fam. The true way to play metro is the spartan way. If it's hostile kill it lol

    • @justtoast2733
      @justtoast2733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't think he has enough patience for that

  • @Yakub243
    @Yakub243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Hope he goes through with the rest of the series
    And it would be way easier to shine a fladhlight on the spidder bugs

    • @whiterunguard3215
      @whiterunguard3215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah exudus would be really cool

    • @danielllitpek2014
      @danielllitpek2014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wouldn't that be using a flashlight to kill them when he can only use the revolver?

  • @void_of_trash6678
    @void_of_trash6678 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Man this popping up in my feed made me sad. I miss him.

  • @tylermarcus3803
    @tylermarcus3803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "On the cooler side of the tracks, I found a little more ammo"

  • @sleepyj9123
    @sleepyj9123 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Gone but never forgotten, R.I.P. Paul.