Kickstarter Crap - Skoot. [A Big Boy's Scooter]

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  • In this video we look at a scooter. that wont fit in the trunk of your car. In this episode I def. took a lot of points from /r/shittykickstarters. I don't thank you guys often enough, your making my search much easier.
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    Kickstarter Crap / Indiegogo Excrement is a series where I look at failed projects or projects that I have a bad opinion about. Some of the kickstarter projects are from /r/shittykickstarters . Some people request terrible kickstarter projects. Most of the time, I will filter projects by 'newest' and look through them. All the opinions expressed in this video should be taken with a grain of salt.

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  • @jakelovescinema
    @jakelovescinema 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4745

    I keep thinking "man it has potential with some improvements" realizing that the improvements in my mind would make it actually just a bike

    • @carmanstriker1853
      @carmanstriker1853 7 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      Jacob S
      Honestly I think it just needs a window punch. I'd love a tactical Skoot.

    • @bitchy-cryptid
      @bitchy-cryptid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Don't forget the bottle opener

    • @dinosaurmaster8955
      @dinosaurmaster8955 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jacob S thats a fucked up profile picture

    • @Codiisright
      @Codiisright 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a shame because the story behind it is really sad. I'm kind of surprised that there hasn't been a movie or something about the story.

    • @violet5188
      @violet5188 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob S That profile pic is so
      e d g y

  • @TerribleGamesTV2
    @TerribleGamesTV2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5954

    "I've been skating for 14 years"
    *Pops the shittiest ollie in existence*

    • @pickleddylan9714
      @pickleddylan9714 8 ปีที่แล้ว +645

      *Does an Ollie to show how long he's been skating*

    • @crab2934
      @crab2934 7 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      It probably took him 15 years to do an Ollie. I sense a pro in the making

    • @wildestoninijunior5371
      @wildestoninijunior5371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      "Pops the shittiest ollie in existence"
      man, thats gold.

    • @samuraigaming4975
      @samuraigaming4975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMFAO

    • @SK8rodolpho
      @SK8rodolpho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rofl

  • @maxmoefoe
    @maxmoefoe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5462

    At least he has a one of a kind Skoot, that's a 1/1 rarity. Cattle prod worthy

    • @LilMilan420
      @LilMilan420 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hi Max

    • @jemvee3830
      @jemvee3830 9 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Max to the moe to the go fuck yourself.
      Just kidding. I enjoy your videos.

    • @iDubbbzTV
      @iDubbbzTV  9 ปีที่แล้ว +820

      ***** at least *he* makes videos.

    • @TheTechBite
      @TheTechBite 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lololol low blow

    • @capsfanjason
      @capsfanjason 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +iDubbbzTV Bro :(

  • @GuardianTam
    @GuardianTam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2740

    That "inspirational" music on nearly every kickstarter makes me want to plug my ears with hot glue.

    • @Devo57
      @Devo57 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The Boring Developer also with vlog music

    • @gghostt4227
      @gghostt4227 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Boring Developer why hot glue

    • @jp2503
      @jp2503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's so gd condescending. So is the voice everyone uses on advertisements. They talk to you like you're a dumb animal or a child.

    • @ChodeMaster
      @ChodeMaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow are u a dev, bro? You know coding, dude????

    • @taistelusammakko5088
      @taistelusammakko5088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seriously and some of those have like fucking lotr tier fantasy epic music

  • @TheGlob420
    @TheGlob420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1701

    This bike should be called the nutcracker

    • @nateslabaugh295
      @nateslabaugh295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      It's a homemade vasectomy

    • @smogdanoff7053
      @smogdanoff7053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nate Slabaugh That made me cringe so hard😣🤢

    • @sgtvegetable
      @sgtvegetable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Lord Cena look whose talking

    • @bigrig8539
      @bigrig8539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's one of the only features. I think they should call it planned planned parent hood.

    • @tomberryman4067
      @tomberryman4067 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @tr3nta345
    @tr3nta345 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3496

    "A skateboard isnt great for going high speed and long distances..." This guy has been skateboarding for 15 years and he has never heard of a longboard ?!

    • @lukewahl7073
      @lukewahl7073 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +YourBigBlackDaddy FnafMinecraftClubPenguinPro69 cruiser

    • @BadmanPictures
      @BadmanPictures 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +YourBigBlackDaddy FnafMinecraftClubPenguinPro69 you are doing God's work

    • @donutmky7419
      @donutmky7419 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      k

    • @donutmky7419
      @donutmky7419 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      kk

    • @donutmky7419
      @donutmky7419 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      k

  • @stephan2053
    @stephan2053 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1648

    Here in my garage...
    I made a Skoot!
    You know what I like more than my Skoot?
    Industrial furniture.

    • @Falco2302
      @Falco2302 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      A kick bike

    • @thatoneguymast8161
      @thatoneguymast8161 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stephan Dupont detitated wambagenee parody lol nice

    • @mettle4565
      @mettle4565 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How are outdated Tai Lopez memes related to the outdated Dedotated Wam meme?

    • @solem810
      @solem810 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stephan Dupont hello fello vanossgaming watcher

    • @skimshady
      @skimshady 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alfie Morrisroe What the fuck that's not where that's from

  • @justinpang5694
    @justinpang5694 8 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    So let me get this straight. It's the same size as a normal bike butt it takes more energy to use and goes slower.

    • @MeatEatingVegan777
      @MeatEatingVegan777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yup. He created a retarded bicycle. Anyone could create "scoot" by mangling a bicycle.

    • @axle1717
      @axle1717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Also it doesn't have brakes, and when you do crash it into something you're gonna slice your balls off

    • @TheSaiyanPrincess89
      @TheSaiyanPrincess89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's *I N N O V A T I V E.*

    • @TrackpadProductions
      @TrackpadProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And can't ride over small bumps or inclines at _all._

  • @jaciemybeloved
    @jaciemybeloved 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1797

    Fun Fact: This guy took Ian's advice and now sells the wall mounts

    • @SlightlyCivil
      @SlightlyCivil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Thats actually nice to heat

    • @rustyskunks
      @rustyskunks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@SlightlyCivil BEEP. BEEP. BEEP MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEEP. BEEEP. BEEEEP

    • @rustyskunks
      @rustyskunks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      my pizza rolls are ready.

    • @Henriburger1
      @Henriburger1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What’s his website?

    • @Uber_Versace
      @Uber_Versace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh lord 699 likes
      I mustn't

  • @mrpizzapi3867
    @mrpizzapi3867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    I should go into business selling holes in the ground as "minimalist houses"

    • @BronzedBeast
      @BronzedBeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't forget the word Artesianal. God us millennials eat that shit up lmao

    • @scumbagbenis8762
      @scumbagbenis8762 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think people have already done that

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Romulus III are you talking about the pods that soy redditors want to live in? Or something else?

    • @beebob2877
      @beebob2877 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could make it work

    • @SourChicken1856
      @SourChicken1856 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tbh i'd love to live like a hobbit. Shit looks peacefull as fuck

  • @AceAttorny
    @AceAttorny 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1018

    I've invented minimalist money. You give me your money, and I'll turn it into minimalist money, which is blank. I'll do this completely free of charge. Lucky you!

    • @AnythingKush
      @AnythingKush 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AceAttorny So. You're going to give me blank money for free? How are you going to make money then?

    • @AceAttorny
      @AceAttorny 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ***** I'm doing this because I'm a good person. I'm not out for money.

    • @Monkeman554
      @Monkeman554 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Obviously he isn't going to make ot blank he is gonna keep it and spam you

    • @taffysaur
      @taffysaur 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thanks for the tip.

    • @Siliziumwesen
      @Siliziumwesen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shut the hell up and just take my money *throws money*

  • @noahcomply
    @noahcomply 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

    0:12 15 years? that ollie was like 2 inches off the ground!

    • @jackn5866
      @jackn5866 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was about to comment the same thing

    • @young7931
      @young7931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      He skated but didn't want to die.

    • @saget380
      @saget380 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Just because someone's good at skating doesn't mean they're Tony fucking Hawk

    • @jackn5866
      @jackn5866 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +LloydonIII what do u mean by that?

    • @saget380
      @saget380 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      +Jack N I mean that skating is riding a skateboard not doing a triple kickflip on your first try

  • @brandonlamont9856
    @brandonlamont9856 8 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

  • @pureaids9054
    @pureaids9054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    if those tires deflated by like 5 psi the metal thing would be dragging on the ground

    • @BronzedBeast
      @BronzedBeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Call it the low rider edition lmao

    • @spooky443
      @spooky443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      no it already is like only an inch off the ground

    • @rachmatabbid5936
      @rachmatabbid5936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@spooky443 thats what my wife called my dick with

    • @HouseofBats
      @HouseofBats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rachmatabbid5936 your legs must be really short then

    • @rachmatabbid5936
      @rachmatabbid5936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HouseofBats No i meant my dick is only one inch. Im the one on the ground.

  • @ktownperp
    @ktownperp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    A see through toilet would be cool too

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      see-through*
      or just.....transparent.....

    • @j_o_s_e_g_a_m_b_o_a8889
      @j_o_s_e_g_a_m_b_o_a8889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PANZERFAUST90 same thing bruh

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@j_o_s_e_g_a_m_b_o_a8889 What's the same thing?

    • @j_o_s_e_g_a_m_b_o_a8889
      @j_o_s_e_g_a_m_b_o_a8889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PANZERFAUST90 transparent and see through are basically the same thing

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@j_o_s_e_g_a_m_b_o_a8889 You missed the point. He forgot the hyphen for *see-through* and I mentioned transparent because see-through is kinda a dumb word.

  • @benb5308
    @benb5308 7 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    it looks like a Lego bicycle

    • @yes8362
      @yes8362 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lego looks better than this shit.

    • @vapeshrimp5220
      @vapeshrimp5220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Underrated comment

    • @fawkesmccloud8059
      @fawkesmccloud8059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my god. That is exactly what this is.

    • @sparetime2475
      @sparetime2475 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus Christ you r right

  • @ydin9
    @ydin9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I especially liked the innovative 'hipster castration on impact' angle. Worth an award.

  • @evgenyreshetnikov3483
    @evgenyreshetnikov3483 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Why wheels are circles? Industrial design, fucka, make em square!

    • @Echa37-H37
      @Echa37-H37 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Евгений Решетников easier to weld?

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah you got to make em Triangle!

  • @matthewwelch8839
    @matthewwelch8839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Those right angles are terrifying.

    • @cowbless
      @cowbless 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What, afraid of radars?

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That bike should be called the Vasector, and marketed at men who don't wanna have children anymore

  • @cleetuscleetus2535
    @cleetuscleetus2535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Imagine riding off a hard edged curb on this

  • @NonsensicalSpudz
    @NonsensicalSpudz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    the guy should add brakes, peddles and a gear system, and call it a bicycle

    • @Angeldemonhybrid172
      @Angeldemonhybrid172 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @NonsensicalSpudz
      @NonsensicalSpudz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deondre Warren i know right, i mean i don't have a stupid idea do i? totally never done before?

    • @Liam8488
      @Liam8488 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      NonsensicalSpudz You should win an innovation award for that idea

    • @MegaGameFan100
      @MegaGameFan100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NonsensicalSpudz Dude Get that shit on Kickstarter you would get so much money, I got a Idea, I will make a big metal object with 4 wheels on it and a motor with seats in it too and call it Car

    • @tatskaman
      @tatskaman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MGF100 I also have an idea. Let's make a machine with wings, use a motor to spin a blade in the front and call it a "plane".

  • @greesy76
    @greesy76 8 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    This is the just what the Amish use. I see these whenever I go into Lancaster

    • @jade43296
      @jade43296 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Scratch All over the place, it's fucking ugly.

    • @user-vm4zl6ow5w
      @user-vm4zl6ow5w 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's exactly what I was going to say! I live in Lancaster.

    • @Rokaize
      @Rokaize 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Scratch How is Lancaster these days?

    • @jade43296
      @jade43296 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dennis Barker Little bit of this, little bit of that.

    • @dacejar
      @dacejar 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait, seriously? They use this???

  • @randomtaco9139
    @randomtaco9139 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I love that, as a welding student, I could make this in an afternoon. I mean i'm a crap welder too. So i'm now expecting me and my harbor frieght MIG to make thousands on kickstarter. I'm reinventing right angles. Minimalist right angles.

    • @TheTuis
      @TheTuis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude I was just thinking the same thing haha. I have a Harbor Freight MIG and I'm pretty sure I could do this by the end of the night. I actually have a spare bike fork and gooseneck. Fuck it. Maybe I will haha.

  • @fiftyk9413
    @fiftyk9413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I live in Cleveland and I swear I’ve seen this guy riding this scooter thing

    • @potatoasiangirl
      @potatoasiangirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow how is he now?

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@potatoasiangirl broke probably

    • @Bixen_Bings
      @Bixen_Bings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I remember seeing the same shit so to make sure his generation ends I "accidentally" spilled water on where he was driving and he got nutered for free

    • @PugginNThuggin
      @PugginNThuggin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Bixen_Bings you sound corny as fuck bro lmaooo

    • @Bixen_Bings
      @Bixen_Bings 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PugginNThuggin thanks but I prefer Mercy

  • @jerrygrimes1977
    @jerrygrimes1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    The thing doesn't even have brakes. Good luck going "fast"

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And good luck going over a bump.

    • @BronzedBeast
      @BronzedBeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Deon Denis Hey bro why would you want a brake on that thing? More reason to send your nuts crashing into that 90° cbt frame lol (it's not an argument I'm just fooling around lol)

    • @BronzedBeast
      @BronzedBeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Deon Denis I was wrong. God it needs breaks. Imagine all the nut crunch videos that would flourish on TH-cam lmaoooo

    • @BronzedBeast
      @BronzedBeast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Deon Denis Some brave men do it for the memes lmao. Tbh if people do buy this it's out of pure irony or they wanna just film fail nut shot vids

    • @CoderShare
      @CoderShare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You could brake the same way as a skateboard. Just plant your foot.

  • @breitensundra179
    @breitensundra179 7 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    It's called an amish scooter. We used to go around town on them all the time, nice for smaller, warmer towns. Not a new design at all though, literally made by the amish.

    • @thestonedwitch
      @thestonedwitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Most of them even have baskets on the front

    • @ttvphilswifft8682
      @ttvphilswifft8682 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PainterVierax r u Amish?

    • @josecabral57
      @josecabral57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah that's true I lived in east PA and I see Amish people all the time on those lol

    • @kaka2499
      @kaka2499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Breiten Sundra how do u have a phone amish people arent allowed to have those

    • @josecabral57
      @josecabral57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kaka2499 you don't have to be Amish to ride one you can buy them from the Amish they gotta make money too

  • @AstronomyWales
    @AstronomyWales 7 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Minimalist = I'm charging more for giving you less.

    • @6six9nine74
      @6six9nine74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Apple

    • @niceto_meet_you2528
      @niceto_meet_you2528 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      6s ix9ni ne not really

    • @sipinosapa
      @sipinosapa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@niceto_meet_you2528 You must really like apple products. You justify a hefty price tag for less than what all phones have

    • @maltvinegar436
      @maltvinegar436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sipinosapa bu-bu-but my 4k camera

    • @AlexanderNash
      @AlexanderNash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah I'm all for minimalist products...as long as the price is minimal.

  • @ITSTIMETOSTOP
    @ITSTIMETOSTOP 8 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    It's so close to the fucking ground that it would bottom out every 10 fucking seconds. I hate the creator, I hate the concept, and I hate humanity.

    • @davidw6537
      @davidw6537 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    • @InTheDeepGarden
      @InTheDeepGarden 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      +David W Nice minimalist comment

    • @davidw6537
      @davidw6537 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      👌😀

    • @umageddon
      @umageddon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +IT'S TIME TO STOP I think all us haters get together and hang out 'n stuff - maybe it will help with my (our?) sanity

    • @ITSTIMETOSTOP
      @ITSTIMETOSTOP 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** This is true.

  • @pathetic_bot9476
    @pathetic_bot9476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Doubt he has been skating for 15 years based off of that ollie and no decent skater would make such a hideous scooter

    • @piperbarlow1672
      @piperbarlow1672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no real skater would touch a scooter lol. Your friends would never let you forget about it

  • @KellsKats
    @KellsKats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I’d actually buy some of that furniture. Like those drawers. They look pretty nice.

  • @elmSTREETnasty
    @elmSTREETnasty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Or you could just buy a $80 Mongoose scooter at Walmart and not have to worry about having your balls cut off.

    • @elmSTREETnasty
      @elmSTREETnasty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Renegadesaiyan How much lead paint do you eat every day?

    • @JotaroPowered
      @JotaroPowered 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      elmSTREETnasty Realized it the moment I typed it.

    • @elmSTREETnasty
      @elmSTREETnasty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Renegadesaiyan There's no such thing as a stupid question...just stupid people.

    • @kalgar479
      @kalgar479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Renegadesaiyan d o y o u u n d e r s t a n d ?

    • @letsgofishing5238
      @letsgofishing5238 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kalgar479 was that a motherfucking jojo refrence?

  • @tanush9147
    @tanush9147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    "If something stopped you, your nutbag is gonna go into that nice point right angle".

  • @smooooth_
    @smooooth_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Without the cycle, its just a Bi

  • @aname8731
    @aname8731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    ~no blueprints-no sketches~ proceeds to sketch in chalk

  • @valchan2258
    @valchan2258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I immediatly noticed the right angle pointing right at the nuts

  • @talia6429
    @talia6429 8 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Whoa dude! Nice two inch Ollie!

    • @100bees5
      @100bees5 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Solace pink?

    • @talia6429
      @talia6429 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      100 Bees Yeah

    • @100bees5
      @100bees5 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tyler Alexander Underrated project man. Good looks.

    • @talia6429
      @talia6429 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100 Bees yeah man

    • @crab2934
      @crab2934 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He needs to go pro!!! That Ollie was rad as fuck!

  • @chillazar
    @chillazar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2125

    When the white kid skoots up the school

  • @ernestotorres7672
    @ernestotorres7672 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "it's a skat board" I fucking lost it

  • @czechmate8287
    @czechmate8287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I saw this kid skating away from a guy chasing him, he picked it up and started running. Now, you know that's a shitty mode of transportation when you stop riding it and run with it"

  • @chefboyardee8278
    @chefboyardee8278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    the empty can of 7up thats been in my room for 2 months is a minimalist iphone

  • @Zac124Roblox
    @Zac124Roblox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Why tf did he add road bike handles

  • @SitriUvali
    @SitriUvali 8 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    If I hear the word 'Minimalist' one more time, I'm paddle-boating to Italy and setting the Vatican on fire.

    • @Tinr2d2
      @Tinr2d2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Minimalist

    • @murp7998
      @murp7998 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd honestly love to ride this
      I can't ride a bike and have lost my scooter somewhere

    • @plantlady42069
      @plantlady42069 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Im sure a new scooter would be cheaper.

    • @louie4551
      @louie4551 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sitri Uvali
      *Sealand on fire.

    • @_yellow
      @_yellow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Minimalist.
      Now you have to do it twice

  • @hermaeus_jackson
    @hermaeus_jackson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That picture of it sitting on a wall is a really good example of a massive design flaw. You could hit a tiny speed bump, or just a fuckin' rock, and the platform would smash into it and get fucked up.

  • @petermarkopoulos5724
    @petermarkopoulos5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    There’s riots outside and I’m watching an idubbbz video that’s 4 years old what is 2020

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      2020 is the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine.

    • @gabrielhassan544
      @gabrielhassan544 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here

    • @meat1261
      @meat1261 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @j_o_s_e_g_a_m_b_o_a8889
      @j_o_s_e_g_a_m_b_o_a8889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cujoedaman I'm just living life watching stuff like this before the world ends

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@j_o_s_e_g_a_m_b_o_a8889 It's reassuring to know that the end of the world doesn't pick who dies, does it? It's the only TRUE inclusion, it favors everyone :D

  • @QuakeGamerROTMG
    @QuakeGamerROTMG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    There's already a company that takes things that already exist and call it innovation.
    It's called Apple.

    • @thighguy4534
      @thighguy4534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Quake Ok Android user.

    • @Fujiisan
      @Fujiisan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The iPhone 3 and 4 were the only recent things that were innovating tbh

    • @dooderbug2437
      @dooderbug2437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thighguy4534 ok joe mama

    • @Ness_Dreemurr
      @Ness_Dreemurr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@thighguy4534 *Laughs in non over-priced phone*

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      1) find product already on market, 2) remove at least half the buttons and battery, 3) make it monochromatic, 4) name it iWhatever, 5) hold press conference declaring it will revolutionize tech, 6) profit

  • @TheYeller7
    @TheYeller7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    That moment when you think you have an innovative idea but you're actually just deconstructing half an invention and making it less useful.

  • @Matthew28845
    @Matthew28845 8 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Scoot the burbs

  • @Dinofly4
    @Dinofly4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    You could really skoot the burbs with this.

  • @WolieIsHot
    @WolieIsHot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That square bit is going to turn his balls into Jell-O if he crashes

  • @wamplertube
    @wamplertube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Update from 2019 he still hasn’t raised enough money to buy his prototype

    • @karlturner5678
      @karlturner5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Deon Denis dude, I could build his prototype out of the scrap metal and old bike i have in my garage. He's literally asking for money for nothing

    • @karlturner5678
      @karlturner5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Deon Denis I'm agreeing with you. I thought that you meant that it was a scam. You misread my tone.

    • @karlturner5678
      @karlturner5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Deon Denis oh, no biggie dude, text is shit at conveying emotion. I can definitely see how someone could see my comment as hostile, my bad on that.

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@karlturner5678 YOU'RE SO MEAN! STOP MACROAGGRESSING MEEEE!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

    • @karlturner5678
      @karlturner5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PANZERFAUST90 Ok.

  • @yordlop
    @yordlop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Oh god, people outside of Portland know about the shitty "Keep Portland Weird" saying? God dammit.

    • @basedsouljah
      @basedsouljah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know.
      I know.

    • @racoon965
      @racoon965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Please explain, I am intrigued.

    • @Map_of_Your_Head
      @Map_of_Your_Head 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      started in austin you theivery bitches

    • @tylersyaboi
      @tylersyaboi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      **cough cough**
      Austin, TX
      **cough cough**

    • @yordlop
      @yordlop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You guys can keep it, for all I care

  • @gabbygrady3697
    @gabbygrady3697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    My friend legit has the same exact thing but it came from an Amish town

  • @zbbbudi4376
    @zbbbudi4376 8 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Is the Brazilian version called 'Skoot n' Loot'?

    • @miles1779
      @miles1779 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DX

    • @amorecredibleusername692
      @amorecredibleusername692 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      TootTootMcbumbersnazzle well that's a very inaccurate generalization. I was born there and lived there for a while, and have no such experience. You'd be more likely to run into that scenario in cities like Chicago, Detroit or some other place like that.

    • @theBrid-gv8je
      @theBrid-gv8je 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got thrown off my bike and robbed 4 months ago at 3 PM in the middle of traffic, in what part of Brazil do you guys live? :v

    • @saebelorn
      @saebelorn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      brazilian defense force

    • @nacho8070
      @nacho8070 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zbbbudi souns like the lock 'n' load

  • @zeroxthree568
    @zeroxthree568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I've been bmxing for 10+ years, when your chain breaks and you have to kick your bike around is straight up miserable.. It is seriously easier to pump from side to side to maintain speed

    • @zeroxthree568
      @zeroxthree568 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @mshesh16 hahaha yeaah I've done that one too, you do go faster that way but it's more fun to pump so you can still hit gaps n fuck around while riding 😁

  • @slaygoblins
    @slaygoblins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "I've been skateboarding for 15 years," *ollies like he has an extra chromosome

  • @BrasilGT
    @BrasilGT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Take a 1790's bicycle design design and make it worse. BOOM!

  • @carmanstriker1853
    @carmanstriker1853 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I'd be lying if I said that if I found it in the dump, I wouldn't rescue it. I'd also be lying if I said I'd buy one for any more than 5 bucks.

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Seems like the type of shit you would see in Cleveland

  • @chrisj403
    @chrisj403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    So...why don't you just, oh I don't know, USE A BIKE?

  • @SmokeyBluntRoach
    @SmokeyBluntRoach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:56 the funny thing about that skoot garbage is you can buy a 20" schwinn kick scooter for about $100. The kickstarter wanted a $550 pledge for a skoot v1.

  • @njd834
    @njd834 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    *Leans slightly*
    *Frame catches on ground*
    *Crashes*
    "Ouch"

  • @Musicman-q2x
    @Musicman-q2x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "I've been skating for 15 years now."
    *Does an ollie

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      a shitty ollie lol

    • @LysergicJesus
      @LysergicJesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao i've been skating for 2 years and i can barely ollie, i just use it for transportation but for some reason haven't invested in a longboard

  • @EchoplexGhost
    @EchoplexGhost 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    What's also really sad (5:18) is that the guy who wrote that probably rides some terrible cruiser bicycle and has absolutely no idea that his seat is too low and his knees are exploding when he rides his non-adjusted bike that he just bought from a UK store equivalent to Wal Mart.
    Most likely, the problem isn't the bike, dear Sir. You're probably too bicycle-naive to adjust your seat.

  • @SirPsychOh
    @SirPsychOh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the first one of your videos I’ve ever seen and I’m loving it 🤣🤣🤣 I subscribed 100%

  • @stickjackstudiocz6852
    @stickjackstudiocz6852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I had one when i was a child. It was one my grand grandpa made himself about 60 years ago. In Europe they are really common, i would be surprised if the reviewer was just paid review. I literally know noone that never seen that thing (don't know the english word, we call it like wheel runner if you would translate it)

  • @elliottkenny6361
    @elliottkenny6361 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    What's this guys furniture company called, I really like the tables and shit

    • @WeskersCheeksEnjoyer
      @WeskersCheeksEnjoyer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I think he said it was Playhouse Design towards the end of the vid..

    • @CoolGuyCoolFly
      @CoolGuyCoolFly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Save some money and make it yourself. That furniture is not hard to make at all

    • @skyninegaming
      @skyninegaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +Morgan Freeman Yes, me and my access to a kitchen lighter are going to weld furniture together.

    • @CoolGuyCoolFly
      @CoolGuyCoolFly 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skyninegaming You can get pretty decent used hobby mig welder for a few hundred bucks. Not sure what you're trying to prove with that comparison

    • @richardvlasek2445
      @richardvlasek2445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      yeah bro just pay a couple hundred bucks for welding equipment you're never going to use again instead of buying the fucking furniture directly
      fucking mong

  • @nobodyspecial313
    @nobodyspecial313 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    If the dude has a successful business that uses all of the same supplies and equipment as the product he intends to bring to market, why would he need a KickStarter? The point of KickStarter is to raise capital to kick start a project. He already has the means to build and sell this product, so I guess he's just begging for free money.

    • @sunspiit6641
      @sunspiit6641 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Supplies cost money, and he doesn't own the company

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      other reason not many pledge, his first mistake was saying "I have success business" that's big red flag why should i give money to guy that has lots of money

  • @carsondrum
    @carsondrum 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    the furniture is just some simple right angles, and he passes that off as modern or "industrial"

    • @richardbottom9843
      @richardbottom9843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah that stuff can be made in an hour max and doesn't worth shit

    • @thestonedwitch
      @thestonedwitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s worth something to hipsters because of the “ modern” “rustic” look

  • @Grantdagreat
    @Grantdagreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "keep cleveland weird"

  • @Jasperr2016
    @Jasperr2016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the scatboard had me deceased

    • @TheEvilcookie0
      @TheEvilcookie0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You take a shit on it and uhh...
      It roll, it roll.

    • @scumbagbenis3015
      @scumbagbenis3015 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      it bows a litle bit in the middle but

  • @jangarbred
    @jangarbred 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I have a longboard.

    • @sidmichael2693
      @sidmichael2693 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      woo same

    • @Waltuh5775
      @Waltuh5775 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lolis Against Heresy you can do tricks on them tho

    • @goldeneraproductions6128
      @goldeneraproductions6128 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lolis Against Heresy long boards are for gay ass milk drinkers, how about you man the fuck up get rid of that shit and stick to your skateboard

    • @braydenmiller2502
      @braydenmiller2502 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh my fucking god no one cares and stop commenting on this

    • @Frankfurtdabezzzt
      @Frankfurtdabezzzt 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a vegan

  • @gilm0522
    @gilm0522 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    This is like the Ikea of bicycles
    shitty

    • @CrazyGamer1541
      @CrazyGamer1541 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's ikea :^)

    • @CrazyGamer1541
      @CrazyGamer1541 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Camoprime I know it was a meme :^(

    • @diamondfailer11
      @diamondfailer11 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Camoprime I never knew that ikea was crappy.

    • @someloser8743
      @someloser8743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where do you co e from? Ikea is great for me!
      Wait... Isn't everything i own ikea?

    • @kylehues8465
      @kylehues8465 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Totally Pro *table collapses*

  • @Yaegerman513
    @Yaegerman513 8 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    I like the idea of a minimalistic bicycle, considering I umm...
    still don't know how to ride a bicycle... I'm fuckin' 20...

    • @Yaegerman513
      @Yaegerman513 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      gruntpocalypsenow
      You're goddamn right I am

    • @ShadowStudiosM
      @ShadowStudiosM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +Yaegerman_Dinkleson5 you sir earned my respect for some reason

    • @DrewKW96
      @DrewKW96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Don't worry, you're not the only one. Can't stay balanced for shit.

    • @yeezusyhrist
      @yeezusyhrist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Drew W.
      Easy. Get a small sized ramp, and ride the bike down. Stay stable.

    • @Chloe-ru2eb
      @Chloe-ru2eb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I didn't learn the bike until this year, but just keep practicing with someone holding the back of the bike lightly until you can let go. and going faster helps keep the balance on the bike, so dont let the person pushing you go too slow. it's easy to stop it with the brakes or landing on your feet if you fall so dont worry about that.

  • @LexiLovesYouXO
    @LexiLovesYouXO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Omfg he’s never seen a scooter like that? That’s literally what Amish ride around on in Lancaster County dumb. Amish (long distance scooters) look so much better then his too... I cannot believe that he truly believes he’s like a game changer with this.

    • @Orb-youLZ
      @Orb-youLZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lancaster PA ?

    • @LexiLovesYouXO
      @LexiLovesYouXO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Biggie boi yuppp

    • @juankenon
      @juankenon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There was a big craze in the mid 1930s for x-ercycles, they're a similar design, except for having a far more clever drive mechanism and being way better built.

    • @HeyDonutJudge
      @HeyDonutJudge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also I can't get over the fact that your balls are right in front of a sharp metal corner. So easy to fix, but really shows that he didn't think about it

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HeyDonutJudge what I would pay to see his face the first time those metal corners crushed his gonads

  • @djLagwayEnjoyer
    @djLagwayEnjoyer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had one of these like 10 years ago when I was a kid. It was basically a scooter with bigger rubber tires. I bought it for like 5 bucks at a farmer's market.

  • @advice-13
    @advice-13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    iDubbbzTV Have you considered doing "Green Lit Shit"? I usually enjoy the Kickstarter Craps that are about video games more, as it's kids going, "LOOK, I CAN MAKE A VIDEO GAME." so that could be decent.

    • @pedosagua
      @pedosagua 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Final Slam 2. Oh boy how was that game greenlit, look it up.

    • @advice-13
      @advice-13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Offer free game to anyone who votes for you on Greenlight. Get published. " That's how.

    • @pedosagua
      @pedosagua 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      DisturbedLick ikr, got it that way xD it has trading cards doe

    • @advice-13
      @advice-13 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've never cared for trading cards. Feel like it's a pretty stupid thing.

    • @pedosagua
      @pedosagua 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      DisturbedLick It's free money man.

  • @SeriesOfTubesPerson
    @SeriesOfTubesPerson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Minimalist computer cases are okay.

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Google Is Not MLG but u gotta have a bottle opener

    • @sandtanmaroon
      @sandtanmaroon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Minimal computer cases are cancer.

    • @sandtanmaroon
      @sandtanmaroon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Craycraft thanks daddi

    • @cykablyat8129
      @cykablyat8129 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Craycraft that's a complement on this Chanel

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i am link no shit you think he didn't know that?

  • @Orpheusftw
    @Orpheusftw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Dat Leusick doe.

    • @alexismercer3965
      @alexismercer3965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Orpheus! I love your work man!

    • @RacecarsAndRicefish
      @RacecarsAndRicefish 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love you

    • @JackabeeT
      @JackabeeT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Orpheusftw What the fuck are you doing here?

    • @Guilmon470
      @Guilmon470 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Orpheusftw If you made it or if you're still collaborating with people for King of the hill poops and they made it: One of my favorites was taken down for copyright and am wondering if it'll make an appearance again in the future. :( I think it was Hank Hill's Bloodlust. It was VERY well done and hilarious.

    • @JetJenkins
      @JetJenkins 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch me skoot right in!

  • @meesdoetregie
    @meesdoetregie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok 5 seconds into this ad and i already see 2 problems:
    1: if you hit a bump in the road the "scooter" well break
    2: driving on this "scooter" will exhaust you in like 2 minutes

  • @MeloTheManiac
    @MeloTheManiac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Everytime I let someone ride it they say "please call a ambulance I hit a rock"

  • @ainoakeisari
    @ainoakeisari 8 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    5:00 Suomi mainittu torilla tavataan!

    • @niklas4813
      @niklas4813 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      6-1 sauna viina talvisota maahanmuttajat kirves metsä järvi tarja halonen

    • @onibaba1655
      @onibaba1655 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +TheKimpula LOL!

    • @Hiremanni
      @Hiremanni 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      pyörä alle ja paskat penkkii let's go boys

    • @onibaba1655
      @onibaba1655 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Wtf... lol

    • @notsober4369
      @notsober4369 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +tirququququ yes, exactly

  • @dorskien
    @dorskien 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    My neighbor has had this for at least 12 years, I remember him ordering it from eBay.... Kickstarter is BS.

  • @inigogw
    @inigogw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    All these fucking casey neistat style hipster modes of transports look fun to ride, but fuck me they are so pointless and I would be so embarrassed to be seen using in public

    • @zachruhl6008
      @zachruhl6008 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +inigo webber In the Penn-dutch area you wouldn't be weird because the Amish have it.

    • @VirtanenDK
      @VirtanenDK 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      inigo webber Ha ha ha ups a Casey hater. I kinda like the "minimalist" electric skateboard Casey uses.....😉

  • @deathgripper7330
    @deathgripper7330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Whoopity skoot

  • @danielanderson7639
    @danielanderson7639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Edupz: " I just want to thank you for a hundred thousand Subs."
    Two and a half years later he has over 6.1 million subscribers

  • @Voytash89
    @Voytash89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    LOL, I have seen this "thing" literally 2 days ago in a completely different video, about "safe space" adult kids and their imagined problems.

  • @ShitboxXx360
    @ShitboxXx360 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    How about a car that has only 2 wheels, 1 seat and no frame.
    Should I make a kickstarter?

    • @Zebo12345678
      @Zebo12345678 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *****
      Yeah, but remove the engine too to lower the cost of it.

    • @Klokinator
      @Klokinator 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** You could probably propel it with some kind of pedal system?

    • @GAMEPRO24X
      @GAMEPRO24X 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** you mean like the vehicles in the flinstones?

  • @TheRazorbeard
    @TheRazorbeard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That chalk-made "sketch" isnt even in a proper view. Its half a side-view, half a isometric and a bit of 2D rotary things without axis, its worse than engineers FIRST drawing. I cant beliveve he makes blueprints for his pseudo-"furniture"

    • @TheRazorbeard
      @TheRazorbeard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +TheRazorbeard It leterally hurts my engineer eyes.

  • @KolMan2000
    @KolMan2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "thank you again for 100k subs, I'll...keep trying to improve shit" I'm watching today at exactly 6,787,298 subs. Still love coming back to watch the classics

  • @ninaaraee9
    @ninaaraee9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how he picks apart the kickstarters but I wanna see him back up the projects and physically pick them apart like instead of just watching the video the producer made, he tries them himself

  • @MrManlyBeardyMan
    @MrManlyBeardyMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It'd be a good idea to have an add on that turns it into a bike. The add on has the seat and the gears all as one piece, you just have to put the seat where you would put your feet on without the add on, and then put the chain on the back wheel. And voilà you have a bike that can turn into a kick bike!
    It's a shitty idea but a less shitty product than this

    • @MegaGamer456
      @MegaGamer456 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Once There Was An Ugly Barnacle, He Was SO Ugly That Everyone Died, the end" -Patrick Pinhead Star ⭐️

  • @marked792
    @marked792 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Suomi mainittu torilla tavataan

    • @panomies5933
      @panomies5933 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      millä torilla saatana

    • @susa3500
      @susa3500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jes pojat

    • @OllihuAkbar
      @OllihuAkbar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tuokaa viinaa

    • @panomies5933
      @panomies5933 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JOO

    • @aksuskaani
      @aksuskaani 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sasu vitu hyvä idea

  • @Garrette63
    @Garrette63 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how he has that little kid wearing a helmet while riding on it, even though their face would smash right into the pointed corner if he even stopped too quickly.

  • @m4y469
    @m4y469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thank u for all the amazing content over the years ian

  • @TransistorBased
    @TransistorBased 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did anyone notice in the shot that when there were two of those hipsters riding it the middle section of the frame was bending. God forbid someone who eats more than kale rides it, it'll break.

  • @CZIKORAM9
    @CZIKORAM9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "hipsters on a park benches" the origin of comedians on

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      on what

    • @ccda3324
      @ccda3324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PANZERFAUST90 He was assassinated before he could finish

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ccda3324 🤣

  • @MermaidTyrone
    @MermaidTyrone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    PERKELE

    • @elephantscontainenergy
      @elephantscontainenergy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Finnish this comment. Don't only use one word

    • @lea391
      @lea391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Elephants Contain Energy Perkele Satana! Is that good? lol :-)

    • @elephantscontainenergy
      @elephantscontainenergy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lea391 yes xD

  • @yeeeet1406
    @yeeeet1406 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Even idubbbz is a better skater than this guy, and i dont think idubbbz have been skating for 15 years

  • @KaaneDragonShinobi
    @KaaneDragonShinobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "No sketches"
    - Skoot Dude after sketching the outline on the ground with chalk

  • @Buckets50
    @Buckets50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I sketched out two things that already exist and it took me all of 30 seconds"