Kickstarter Crap - Bubble hat & Referee Ralph

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  • @kalloused
    @kalloused 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3356

    fuck I actually thought he was balancing the ball on his toe for like a good 5 seconds

  • @katzuma7641
    @katzuma7641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I’m just imagining when a ref makes a terrible call, someone just grabs referee Ralph and just hurls it across the room

  • @Alabaster1
    @Alabaster1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2108

    0:33 didnt notice the string and thought he was skilled... I was wrong.

    • @cobber4735
      @cobber4735 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yeah, pretty obvious

    • @CruzbonesLive
      @CruzbonesLive 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same😂😂

    • @alikatsait1218
      @alikatsait1218 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I was suspecting when I saw when it shifted so quick off yo the left off his toe I had too look real hard

    • @GhostCage
      @GhostCage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "He lied".

    • @jinkiesscoob2846
      @jinkiesscoob2846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cyrus Haines same

  • @__Luner
    @__Luner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    "That call was crazier than a wind blower on a wind turbine on a corn snake and a corn cob in a corn field" - Idu 2015

    • @nickmiraglia4368
      @nickmiraglia4368 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      FareWinn these calls are crazier than a Woodstock on a Woodstock

    • @flkfnd
      @flkfnd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      - Dayron Arias

  • @asgeiralbretsen
    @asgeiralbretsen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    0:33 If you look real close, you can see that his foot is fake.

    • @hassankhatib1156
      @hassankhatib1156 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually the ball is hanged by a rope

    • @pastel7729
      @pastel7729 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      There's no rope?? It's levitating from Gay Retards skill 😑

    • @Obsidian182
      @Obsidian182 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Hassan Khatib
      Nah, Jedi, bro....
      Jedi...

    • @zM00Nx
      @zM00Nx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Hassan Khatib lolololol what an idiot!

    • @squirrelsolitaire1001
      @squirrelsolitaire1001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Hassan Khatib fucking idiot... There isn't even anywhere for the ball to hang from, let alone hang from a rope, so stupid, he actually tweeted that Michael cera shows you how to hang yourself in such a way which makes it look like its floating. 1 Mormons, 0 atheists

  • @howiesworld9056
    @howiesworld9056 8 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Referee Ralph would sell like crazy among drunken 40 year old dads who lost their old beer buddy in the Iraq war.

    • @DovakhinS3
      @DovakhinS3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Mavatl nothing is too far, only you are not prepared for it

    • @dumdummcstupid2414
      @dumdummcstupid2414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Haha its sad because its true.

    • @christianpercifield4019
      @christianpercifield4019 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goddamn

    • @billyblazkowicz
      @billyblazkowicz ปีที่แล้ว

      Genius comment

    • @effmerunning
      @effmerunning 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…I love you that is fuqin fuuunnny

  • @jiikuncorner
    @jiikuncorner 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2737

    It'd be pretty cool to watch people play football in giant power armor, now that I think about it.
    Sports can finally be extreme.

    • @souljadood
      @souljadood 9 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      +jiikuncorner American Mechaball

    • @toast1012
      @toast1012 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +jiikuncorner play video games...

    • @darkline64
      @darkline64 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Woah, you got secret footage on the new Fallout 4 feature?

    • @beatflyy
      @beatflyy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      People will pass out because of the bubble hat because it will be too hot in there.

    • @hastisc
      @hastisc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I might actually watch football if they did

  • @desertraven
    @desertraven 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2009

    Fuck, he got me. I really thought he was balancing it for a few seconds

    • @alexbrilliant1233
      @alexbrilliant1233 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Ikr felt like a dumbass

    • @lexipapasodaro6897
      @lexipapasodaro6897 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      got pranked?

    • @bigPoe
      @bigPoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same, then i realized the balance was unnatural and looked at the top of the ball to see the string

    • @yeuwstuff2214
      @yeuwstuff2214 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea he got me good

    • @jimmybob2903
      @jimmybob2903 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      desertraven Same

  • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
    @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    Made by sports fans for sports fans.
    Made by gamers for gamers.
    Made by potato salads for potato salads.
    You can literally put everything.

    • @HIMOMLETSGO
      @HIMOMLETSGO 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for kids....
      ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) BY KIDS

    • @podojun
      @podojun 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +REPTILIAN BROTHERHOOD STAFF DAMMIT, you beat me to it.

    • @ActionRation
      @ActionRation 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Rick Grimes And yet, each time it still means... NOTHING lol. I don't want to say it's the thing Kickstarter projects say when they have nothing to offer, but....

    • @envy2682
      @envy2682 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Rick Grimes Made by big booty bitches for big booty bitches.

    • @ActionRation
      @ActionRation 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pearl the Salt Shaker Damn straight, Derpy.

  • @mcxhalo
    @mcxhalo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1988

    Shanon Iron looks like he's trying to escape from a torture device from SAW.

    • @m.e.y.5790
      @m.e.y.5790 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @brayanargandonaflorentino548
      @brayanargandonaflorentino548 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      he made the reverse bear trap

    • @blueballs1123
      @blueballs1123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alex Martinez Your mom looks like she's trying to escape a torture device from SAW.

    • @drakkenmensch
      @drakkenmensch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A FOOTBALL GAME?

    • @PommeDeTerre8
      @PommeDeTerre8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It looks like the thing they put Nicolas Cage in during The Wicker Man, "NOT THE BEES!!!!"

  • @baldjesusIRL
    @baldjesusIRL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    That thing looks like raider armor from Fallout 4

    • @whitenesstoyourharassment8594
      @whitenesstoyourharassment8594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Uncle Cletus oh yea I just noticed that or the diver suit power armor from far Harbor dlc

    • @aceisking
      @aceisking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@whitenesstoyourharassment8594 Or the overboss coulter power armor

    • @crimsonpirate9
      @crimsonpirate9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean why do you think there are so many raiders in the waste. they all inspired by oakland

    • @zeropower4051
      @zeropower4051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You just make me want one

    • @taylornigg8038
      @taylornigg8038 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr LMAO

  • @robepicboy
    @robepicboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    That was a 1998 fifa world cup ball... was.

    • @mar15115
      @mar15115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yup I just realised that. good call

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :0

    • @Goofballent
      @Goofballent 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's not u can buy that same ball off of Walmarts site for maybe tops 20 bucks

  • @Jason0binladen
    @Jason0binladen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Noice string technique bro

    • @sirlancelottington3035
      @sirlancelottington3035 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Jason Miller k

    • @fraycelol
      @fraycelol 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jason Miller What's your cost per hour?

    • @Ghost-dh1vv
      @Ghost-dh1vv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Jason Miller what are you fucking gay ?

    • @BradAkin2
      @BradAkin2 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jason Miller you fucking gay?

    • @CyberShwartz
      @CyberShwartz 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you gay or something? Jason Miller

  • @GargantuanHunter
    @GargantuanHunter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    I came when he opened that bottle.

  • @curiousbrain2965
    @curiousbrain2965 9 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I am addicted to kickstarter crap videos.lol.

    • @thecodnoob506
      @thecodnoob506 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @BingaBangoBongo
      @BingaBangoBongo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @GreenHandMovies
      @GreenHandMovies 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +CuriousBrain me too, watching people fail is fun. Also there is a little bit to learn through others failures.

    • @benjaminbaker7952
      @benjaminbaker7952 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everett Pope Yeah like how to do legit scams and get away with it. Thank you edubs.

    • @blueballs1123
      @blueballs1123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CuriousBrain Your mom is addicted to Kickstarter Crap videos.

  • @joggingscout
    @joggingscout 8 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    fucking shanon iron lookin like he in raider power armor-

    • @hollydavis4217
      @hollydavis4217 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @ghost3337
      @ghost3337 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jogging Scout Shit I thought the same thing, wrote a whole comment and everything. Had to delete it though, I don't like sloppy seconds.

    • @LilBleachThaGod
      @LilBleachThaGod 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jogging Scout he's played too much fallout lol

    • @drakep.5857
      @drakep.5857 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah also like a big daddy.

  • @Larry
    @Larry 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    Would you kindly wear the bubble hat, protect yourself from those damn sploicers.

    • @thisguyagain23
      @thisguyagain23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you not like idubbbz

    • @Larry
      @Larry 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Assassinscreed 11 Of course I like him, What on earth gave you the impression that I didn't? :S

    • @thisguyagain23
      @thisguyagain23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you talked about the lung cancer thing on his skitsophonic tv episode

    • @Larry
      @Larry 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Assassinscreed 11
      I wasn't talking about him, he's got a dark sense of humour like I do :D

    • @AnthonyMcAfee
      @AnthonyMcAfee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Larry Bundy Jr or looters in the zombie apocalypse :D

  • @WeaselZone
    @WeaselZone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I wonder if anyone looked at it and said: "Shannon, this thing looks stupid."

    • @pie7176
      @pie7176 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weasel?!? Wasn't expecting you here! C:

  • @skookyskellingtons
    @skookyskellingtons 8 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    I don't watch american football, but I'd watch the shit out of it if someone had a mech suit.

    • @Terabit3
      @Terabit3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fuck yeah man

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I seem to recall a really old and obscure PS1 game that used this concept, but for the life of me I cannot recall its name...

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you mean anyone in a mechsuit? Like, what if some random dude in the audience wore one, would that be enough?

  • @joshhooke8834
    @joshhooke8834 8 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I'd play football if everyone had mechs

  • @CoolAsFreya
    @CoolAsFreya 8 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Just use the ST Impact Ball and throw it at different body parts of other players to assess the risk of head injury, perhaps rake their flesh to make it better!

    • @WillJonesASMR
      @WillJonesASMR 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy shit. I just laughed so hard.

    • @mmirekelite56
      @mmirekelite56 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just ask for permission before you borrow your mom's ST impact ball

  • @WhipMemes
    @WhipMemes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    A glorified Furby for men over 30,
    If you just put your newborn child to sleep,
    And you don't want to wake them with a really loud *WOO!*
    Just press the button on your glorified Furby,
    because *YOU'RE* a man over 30!

  • @KumiesCummies
    @KumiesCummies 8 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    The Bubble Hat looks like it could be a makeshift Power Armor helmet from Fallout.
    Coincidentally, there's the damn bottle opener.

    • @ethanjohns7110
      @ethanjohns7110 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They should make a Bubble helmet power armor mod.

    • @ErraticHail
      @ErraticHail 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      When you can't afford power armor

    • @GHProductionss
      @GHProductionss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Kumie
      Kinda looks like Raider Power Armor from Fallout 4.

    • @hyrule4326
      @hyrule4326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kumie that profile pic I know where it's from and who drew it you my friend are a cultured person

    • @ntl219
      @ntl219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kumie your profile picture is from some hentai, can you tell me the name of it?

  • @mynamajegg2463
    @mynamajegg2463 8 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Right when he opened the bottle with referee Ralf i was like oh no XD

    • @MrJellyman223
      @MrJellyman223 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @GraemePryce1978
      @GraemePryce1978 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too. lol

    • @Exachad
      @Exachad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. Btw, 69th like.

    • @imasiontist653
      @imasiontist653 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      My Nama Jegg I was dying through that whole part it was so good

  • @dirtnastyish
    @dirtnastyish 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I knew a dude who was a boxer and he went into the ring against a pretty badass guy. He got hit in the head so hard that the part of his brain that controls speech was damaged and he couldn't speak well anymore. He should have been wearing the bubble helmet.

    • @RavenousRabbler
      @RavenousRabbler 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +dirtnastyish He should've been wearing Referee Ralph.
      He could bottle open the guys eye out.

  • @Nurr0
    @Nurr0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Unfortunately Ralph's design doesn't prevent your brain hitting the inside of your skull. Whoops.

    • @todzphan
      @todzphan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chicken_Nugget haha

    • @Traumatomic
      @Traumatomic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @eldiablo1467
      @eldiablo1467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@tien-anhtran9878 Obviously you gotta give them surgery to open up their skull and pad the inside of it.

    • @poofsplix2003
      @poofsplix2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It slows down the impact

    • @hamzerpanzer
      @hamzerpanzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tien-Anh Tran Increasing the amount of distance that the force of impact is travelling over actually would make the brain less susceptible to hitting your skill too hard

  • @Manglet762
    @Manglet762 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    6:24 That's the face a wife makes when she's questioning her marriage.

  • @CarlSlime
    @CarlSlime 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Putting a bottle opener on your product is the ultimate confession that your product doesn't have enough utility or purpose to exist but you're making it anyway.

  • @Alec_Reaper
    @Alec_Reaper 9 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    GaterPoon isn't here yet...

    • @noahco5632
      @noahco5632 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bet ya they'll post a wise guy comment on here now...

    • @Alec_Reaper
      @Alec_Reaper 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noah Coe Shh don't fucking waken them

    • @noahco5632
      @noahco5632 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whoops

    • @Alec_Reaper
      @Alec_Reaper 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Noah Coe ​You've doomed us all! As punishment, you'll be turned into a beer opener

    • @PmBoyle
      @PmBoyle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Dr Alec Reaper Just ackshept it

  • @angelunar
    @angelunar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    *_bUt eDuPps eF y0U mAke iT iNt0 aN apP yoE cAnT haVe THe bOtTl3 oP3nEr1!!_*

    • @lincolnpepper816
      @lincolnpepper816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      use your phone as a bottle opener

    • @ttvphilswifft8682
      @ttvphilswifft8682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel if my penis was hard enough, I'd probably be able to open it with the edge of my frenulum

    • @pongo1342
      @pongo1342 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow that comment made me want to vomit.

  • @oompaville
    @oompaville 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Sorry this video is a day late. I just started urine therapy and my schedule is all whack." Did anyone else notice this in the description? This dude is brilliantly funny.

    • @thexijinping
      @thexijinping 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First

    • @kut7170
      @kut7170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thexijinping and last lol

    • @kut7170
      @kut7170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stinchytwin aww man guess you have this now 👑
      oh wait

    • @tinyelephant2104
      @tinyelephant2104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ayo its oompa

    • @lespyguy
      @lespyguy ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah dude I noticed that as well lmao

  • @MickeyUSAGaming
    @MickeyUSAGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Looks like what a school shooter would wear" - I'm fucking done xD

  • @ustioboi3568
    @ustioboi3568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The bubble helmet looks more like a WWII bomber gunner’s bubble.

  • @CraftingMenace
    @CraftingMenace 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I laughed way too hard when I realized the ball he was "balancing" at the beginning was on a string

  • @phdonny
    @phdonny 8 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    At first I was amazed at his football skills, then I saw the string.

  • @Raptorman0205
    @Raptorman0205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    See, the bubble hat actually wouldn't do anything. The only thing that helmets protect against is blunt force trauma to your skull, but that's not why football players get brain damage. Even if your skull isn't being cracked, all that bashing against other people at high speeds jostles your brain around inside your skull. Most of the brain damage comes from your brain hitting the insides of your cranium as opposed to the actual blunt force itself. And the bubble hat does nothing to fix this, because your brain is still going to jostle around violently regardless of how much head protection you wear. Personally, I think taking some brain damage for hundreds of millions of dollars is a pretty damn good deal.

    • @user-nx9qh1po1n
      @user-nx9qh1po1n 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I rather keep most of my brain cells intact, thank you.

    • @bbjygm
      @bbjygm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think it'd help by allowing space for your neck to decelerate your brain more than without a cage and having your head stop immediately. But it wouldn't stop the risk altogether.
      Also, personally I wouldn't trade my brain for money like that. It'd probably change my personality and could be dangerous to others.

    • @Znipo93
      @Znipo93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You realise your brain will "jostle" less if you have a giant shock absorber, correct?
      It is (obviously) designed to absorb & transfer the energy into protective pads then further send it into your shoulders rather than into your head, a conventional helmet would indeed transfer it into your head but there is a massive difference between the two.
      I dont comment much on other peoples stupidity, but your name is "Raptormann0205" and you had 65 likes so I could not resist.

    • @dustinwatkins7843
      @dustinwatkins7843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You spend your whole life making money then when your old you'd give all your money for your health. Just respect your body peeps

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't but eh

  • @Box0r0x0rz
    @Box0r0x0rz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    dude please stop making fun of v-necks, it hits too close to home.

    • @Box0r0x0rz
      @Box0r0x0rz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      MrDrProfessorRabbit 6, actually. I'm 13, so I remember it quite well.

    • @Ghost-dh1vv
      @Ghost-dh1vv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What are you fucking gay

    • @RavenousRabbler
      @RavenousRabbler 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Josh Faulkner woah. thats a lattel too hersh this time.

    • @SirSayakaMikiThe3rd
      @SirSayakaMikiThe3rd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Josh Faulkner his aversion to vagina is only equal to your aversion to punctuation.

    • @Box0r0x0rz
      @Box0r0x0rz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Sir Sayaka Miki the 3rd what is a vagina

  • @Wingspan_5
    @Wingspan_5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I like how your parody scrolling text was better than his real text that he actually put effort into.

  • @hatsoo
    @hatsoo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    A Glorified Furby For Men Over 30 Lyrics;
    A Glorified Furby For Men Over 30,
    If You Just Put Your Newborn Child To Sleep,
    And You Don't Wanna Wake Em' With A Really Loud "WHOO",
    Just Press The Button On Your Glorified Furby....
    Because YOUR A Man Over 30.
    There were no lyrics in the comments, so I made some. Your welcome society, I have no life.

  • @AlbinoTuxedo
    @AlbinoTuxedo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Someone should make Referee Ralph: Alex Jones Edition

  • @vec1954
    @vec1954 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    There's a fucking string on the ball. Lmao

  • @axiom6031
    @axiom6031 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    1:29 looks like the new kojima productions mascot

  • @AlonescapeRS
    @AlonescapeRS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    confirmed 99.9% of everything on kick starter has a bottle opener

  • @pminette
    @pminette 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    You have absolutely no idea why this has as many likes as it does...

    • @localsgrading9084
      @localsgrading9084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fortnite Battle Royale Epic Awesome Funny Videos lmao

    • @tobuscuslover4172
      @tobuscuslover4172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fortnite Battle Royale Epic Awesome Funny Videos lmao

    • @jakewhitham3475
      @jakewhitham3475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fortnite Battle Royale Epic Awesome Funny Videos lmao

    • @supernoisette695
      @supernoisette695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fortnite Battle Royale Epic awesome funny vidéos lmao

    • @funnatopia704
      @funnatopia704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fortnite Battle Royale Epic Awesome funny videos lmao

  • @OpinionatedSketches
    @OpinionatedSketches 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    7:04 IT MAKES ME DIE EVERYTIME!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @spanzotab
    @spanzotab 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    master pisces never really tried to so stop me when it gone right to never tried to ever stop me now

  • @pscyking
    @pscyking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn that soccer ball trick at 0:45 is legitimately impressive! A lot of you guys probably don't know this, but what Ian has tied there is a Munter Mule Combination hitch though a suspended Cobra Lanyard knot. Very difficult with fishing gut.

    • @X320riginal
      @X320riginal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you like fishing? :)
      I like Sushi and fish :) 🍣🍱

  • @mac1991seth
    @mac1991seth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The answer to the problem is simple. In the past car crash tests proved that when the car takes the impact and falls apart, the passenger has bigger chance of survival. If you make a titanium car that doesn't take the impact, passengers take the impact instead. So... why not make helmets/hats that break on bigger impact, with an extra layer to prevent shards from penetrating the head? If you want to play big - you ruin a lot of hats (but you earn millions to pay for the hats).

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Andrewik also that would be cool as shit to watch. I'm not a sports person but I just might start if I got to see helmets shattering every other minute

    • @DLC_PR016
      @DLC_PR016 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fallout but Power Armor shatters every time you get shot

  • @DaMilkManMan
    @DaMilkManMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That helmet doesn't prevent brain damage at, no matter how thicker or puffer it gets. Your head will still be moving around and even with momentum and your head not moving, your brain still is moving inside your skull, it's like squeezing a sponge in your hands almost, it's not moving, but it's still being forced into your palm. It's hard to explain

  • @spicyvro
    @spicyvro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Goodbye South Korea, see ya later Germany, don’t think you can get away that easily, Italy.

    • @bigounce2183
      @bigounce2183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Goodbye Japan

    • @richardkovacs1473
      @richardkovacs1473 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think it was Italy... looks more like Hungary

  • @trnkabarfilm
    @trnkabarfilm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Soccer is real football.

    • @TheLastPhoen1x
      @TheLastPhoen1x 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +Stefan Raeburn There is no "soccer", there is football where you use your feet to hit the ball, and then there is rugby, that americans for some reason call "football"

    • @ember_kitsune
      @ember_kitsune 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +DISLIKE_VIDEOS_THAT_ASK_TO_SUBSCRIBE there are differences between rugby and american football, primarily in the rules of the game
      also the term soccer originated in England, and america isn't the only country to use the term, it is primarily used in counties with their own sport named football

    • @Marxfan58
      @Marxfan58 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Stefan Raeburn I too am an elitist over dumb things. Macaroni is real pasta.

    • @NakedAvanger
      @NakedAvanger 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No no no no!
      Football is the real soccer!

    • @Whybot182
      @Whybot182 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And Rugby pisses all over both, body armour? What fucking body armour?!

  • @AlexA-mf7ql
    @AlexA-mf7ql 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact he went out and bought (maybe acetone?) To rub off the ink on the football, to set up the string on the ball to appear like he was balancing it.... Just shows how much time, thought and effort he puts into his videos. For those short clips.. he is truelly dedicated to his work. Brava! 🙂👍👏👏

  • @goky2253
    @goky2253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I actually though he was balancing that ball on his toe for a second. I only realised because the ball came off his toe and it didnt fall.

  • @kahhhrahhh2478
    @kahhhrahhh2478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved how he framed the shot to keep the string holding the ball in view.

  • @Kaustich
    @Kaustich 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Even, open your game day beverage"
    *Takes off glasses*
    V-NECK INTENSIFIES!!!!!!!!

  • @jflynn9081
    @jflynn9081 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    When we play rugby we don't wear shit

    • @bryangrizzle8864
      @bryangrizzle8864 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's pretty edgy

    • @Rfono97
      @Rfono97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      when i play with myself i dont wear shit

    • @monsada6040
      @monsada6040 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wow you are so much cooler and smarter than those stubborn cowards who wear head protection

    • @bigbumbisman
      @bigbumbisman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we are talking two different body types here.

    • @nintindofandarklink
      @nintindofandarklink 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pretty sure rugby isn't just straight up collisions at full speed lmao we need our protection

  • @striderdubz8440
    @striderdubz8440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I would buy this. Not for sports protection. But for the inevitable apocalypse. That's the only thing that this would be used for. Oh, and add gas filtration.

  • @larrylentini5688
    @larrylentini5688 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know what? I'm all for this one. Because I would get a kick out of watching a bunch of millionaires running around in spandex with those *things* on their heads.

  • @kraventodd2660
    @kraventodd2660 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Lol at the beginning you can see the string holding the soccer ball up

  • @MrThankman360
    @MrThankman360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm addicted. I've been watching these back to back to back.

  • @SkullBoy519
    @SkullBoy519 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They should've marketed it to football fans that bond with their kids through football. If they had put "Great for kid football fans!" It probably wouldn't have been nearly as bad.

  • @LiMCRiMZ
    @LiMCRiMZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "that's how that's done" is exactly how I still react to anything that happens in any sports event.

  • @tomdawe3513
    @tomdawe3513 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    At least he admits 'soccer' is actually called football. And American football is American football

    • @bigbadbraxien6081
      @bigbadbraxien6081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well no soccer is a noun... So technically that's what it's called

    • @ravebiscuits8721
      @ravebiscuits8721 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigbadbraxien6081 what? I'm not sure what you are going for there.
      Football is a noun too...
      Soccer is short for 'association football' as in 'football tournaments run by the football association', which is why it's more accurate to refer to the sport as football.

    • @bigbadbraxien6081
      @bigbadbraxien6081 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's not really what I meant X' I was just writing badly

    • @rickyray2794
      @rickyray2794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just call American Football Gridiron

    • @ravebiscuits8721
      @ravebiscuits8721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rickyray2794 any reason? I'm assuming there's a cool Irish reason why :p

  • @TheDman216
    @TheDman216 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Referee Ralph lol Back in the day my friends lil brother had a teddy ruxpin and we opened it up and took the cassette out of it and would put Black Sabbath tapes in it or make our own recordings and crack up as the doll would speak what ya said or sing Ozzy!!

  • @dbgrfdg
    @dbgrfdg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:22 *cough* Chris Benoit

    • @Lil_Ham_fire
      @Lil_Ham_fire 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +dbgrfdg Krispen Wah?

    • @dbgrfdg
      @dbgrfdg 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blue_Bear yes, Stevie Richards

  • @Cuteilation
    @Cuteilation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Shannon Irons sounds like the name of a Rescue Hero

  • @mooselove
    @mooselove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “All shapes and sizes”- shows 3 big men.

  • @LuqmanHakim-xi9qz
    @LuqmanHakim-xi9qz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    man,.we're getting closer to be getting bioshock's big daddy

  • @seamy4918
    @seamy4918 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Holy shit, Ian has big feet. Just like what they say, you know, with big feet, comes a big...
    HEART

  • @mysticboarder1921
    @mysticboarder1921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4 years later the soccer ball gag still has me dying

  • @GunshipMarkII
    @GunshipMarkII 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There's a string holding a football ball, you can't fool me, iFotbalzzzTV.

    • @pippingtonne
      @pippingtonne 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Gunship Mark II ITS NOT STRING ITS TAPE GEDDIT RIGHT

  • @deansampsend6916
    @deansampsend6916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At 0:34 I really thought he was balancing that ball for a whole 5 seconds.

  • @nikelaaaos
    @nikelaaaos 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Why does every American say "WOOOOooooOOOO"?

    • @Merc7734
      @Merc7734 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      WOOOOOOOoooooooOOOO

    • @bluethyme
      @bluethyme 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nicke. huehuehuehue good one

    • @Obsidian182
      @Obsidian182 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Nicke. Because we're all Ric Flair Nature Boy impersonators.

    • @BingaBangoBongo
      @BingaBangoBongo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      This made me LOL

    • @de132
      @de132 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Eloel The United States, for better or worse, is the global culture giant. It's the biggest hegemony in our global culture

  • @fishingnuke9331
    @fishingnuke9331 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    How are you supposed to put a jersey on with that thing on?

    • @gettyimages3010
      @gettyimages3010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      DBennett26 Really big neck hole

    • @tadhgconway45
      @tadhgconway45 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a pooping unicorn are you?

  • @danielbr1993
    @danielbr1993 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:29 Ian.exe stopped working

  • @lemonreviews
    @lemonreviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At 9:01 the best thing ever happens

  • @levmyshkin8366
    @levmyshkin8366 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I HAD THAT BALL! 2002 WC

  • @nategreat0040
    @nategreat0040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Bottle Opener part gets me every time🤣

  • @astistov
    @astistov 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i had that football when i was little

  • @danielmorales5901
    @danielmorales5901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Interesting fact about this video, when he says colder than a witches tit its a reference to bioshock 1 from an audio log where he compares the cold sea water to a witches tit

  • @masonmitchell4050
    @masonmitchell4050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watched this from 2019 into 2020.

  • @Notpoop906
    @Notpoop906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What makes me laugh is that they don't seem to realize all these issues with brain damage would be resolved if they just removed the helmets from the sport. NO ONE is going to ram head to head with someone without a helmet.

  • @arachnidjds2406
    @arachnidjds2406 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Stop binging old idubbz videos and get a job

    • @superscatboy
      @superscatboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      arachnidjds fuck you I ain't gonna

    • @aheccinlemon6879
      @aheccinlemon6879 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      arachnidjds no

    • @JosephQPublic
      @JosephQPublic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gotsa job, gotsa off days. Whether I’m watching while I’m off or working is up to you 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @MongyBongy
      @MongyBongy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You aren't my real dad

    • @securityandy4561
      @securityandy4561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly for you to comment that. Apparently you are projecting your true feelings. I doxxed you btw. (Don't share your email and act tough over TH-cam comments brother) Your last "job" was at Burger King. Relax man.

  • @keybyss98
    @keybyss98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What's funny about the bubble hat is that the head and neck trauma would still not end: Your own brain will still be hitting inside your own skull. That, and the forced movements of the neck won't help much. Finally, you have what iDubbz mentioned in the video: The more improvements there are in the armor, the harder the players will hit.

  • @shamuskee8368
    @shamuskee8368 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    a....there is....a......there's a fucking....... bottle opener?

  • @angelmonge551
    @angelmonge551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he legit taped a string to the ceiling and held it on his foot lmao

  • @eemilsavolainen5129
    @eemilsavolainen5129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    >mfw when I created a royalty free stock photo website called "patent pending" just to steal his video

  • @FreeMANcer
    @FreeMANcer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that "Referee Ralph" raised over $12,000 lets me know we need a new plague: nature or man-made.

  • @Parz1val465
    @Parz1val465 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I had a Alzheimer's joke but I forgot it

  • @patriotsfan19_____12
    @patriotsfan19_____12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the football helmet now there is a cushioned air bag

  • @fish7678
    @fish7678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wish I found your channel sooner than today.

  • @Anthony-xe9nw
    @Anthony-xe9nw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think Referee Ralph is the most fitting thing to put a bottle opener on

  • @imbadatgames4690
    @imbadatgames4690 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Did the little girl in the background just say "mom get me my god da*n brownies"

  • @h2oiswater29
    @h2oiswater29 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It took me 6 seconds to see the string on the " football"

  • @gone9819
    @gone9819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Darn, I clicked on this thinking it said refugee ralph.

  • @JoshFloor
    @JoshFloor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    now as an adult that drink the mikes angry redds orchard aile, I am offended by the "I like it because it doesn't taste like alcohol" line because that's exactly why I drink it

  • @Tsniper2009
    @Tsniper2009 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Boy, I sure do hate team sports.

    • @jccc7819
      @jccc7819 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Hisoka2012 why?

    • @Tsniper2009
      @Tsniper2009 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jccc 78 Because?

    • @jccc7819
      @jccc7819 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hisoka2012 why?

    • @Tsniper2009
      @Tsniper2009 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jccc 78 Because I don't understand the fanatic mentality that always accompanies them?

    • @jccc7819
      @jccc7819 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so you hate something you have never tried for yourself and make assumptions based on a few people

  • @CWHolleman
    @CWHolleman 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If they had combined Referee Ralph with a Flesh-Light that thing would have sold millions.
    "Referee Raquel"

  • @j.e.l4648
    @j.e.l4648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow! Your comedy style is more insulting than South Park 😂

  • @WarDragon72345
    @WarDragon72345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Laughed when I saw the string connected to the ball.