when he first said dyson swarm i thought that he was just making a joke, but then i looked it up and found out its a real thing, then my wife left me and took the kids, money, and house. After that i fell into a depressive state where i started abusing narcotics and alcohol, made multiple unsuccessful attempts at my life. and even sucked dick for crack money, then when i thought all was lost i found my personal lord and savior flying spaghetti monster, he helped me stay off of drugs, introduced me to my new wife bertha, and now i have 3 ungrateful children, a mortgage, and male pattern baldness. The moral of the story is not everything is as it seems
2:56 the quick pop up said: “Obviously human mating procotols can be more complicated than that from time to time. Myself, I like to show women my collection of train timetables. It’s tough being an alpha.”
He did say "that that" and not "than that." I don't know if you corrected it for him in your comment or your brain just automatically knew to read it as "than that." Isn't that something cool to think about?
@@Burn_Angel the awkward moment when you don't know you're wrong and call someone else wrong. Dark matter for all intents and purposes doesn't exist physically, from what we can tell (as in the sun has mass that's why it exerts gravity). The only reason we think that dark matter exists is because if it didn't then there wouldn't have been sufficient gravitational pull to form galaxies. But galaxies do exist but they don't have a proportional mass to gravity ratio. Basically we have no way of ascertaining that dark matter exists other then the fact that it has a gravitational pull. ( Hence dark matter knocking on the door but the hallway being empty. As in unless you don't check the gravitational pull of the hallway in light of its total mass you wouldn't be able to find the "dark" matter) But don't worry this is basically the frontier of science and just to tell how wonky some theories explaining it are. Some scientists think that dark matter gravity is the gravitational pull from the matter of some other adjoining dimension. Yeah it's wild wild West out there.
it is kinda like alien vs predator.....once the alien zenomorphs got out of hand they have to nuke it......that's why the Aztecs disappeared, by being collateral damage.............aka the dinosaurs
Asteroïd departement : "ho, yeah, hum sorry de currently are out of stock. We can offer you a compensation in the form of a Price cut at your local desease departement while we wait for New stock to arrive. It generaly takes less than 500 years, I Can take you're order immediatly. Nature : "I understand but I think desease won't cut it, believe me I've tried multiple times but I think the monkeys are kind of starting to get used to it. Don't you have anything stronger ?" Asteroïd departement : "I understand sir believe me, but trust me when I Say we don't have much more... Unless... maybe de can try multiple things at once. You could try make them pay harder for the carbon emission" Nature : "yeah no, already doing that it only burns forest... they kind of quit living in forest lately so it doesn't affect them much." Asteroïd departement : "I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid we can't do much more. But don't those monkeys try to kill each other all the time anyway ? Surely they should be extinct by know." Nature : "no... They were wise enought or scared enought to not use the nuclear fireworks they built, but they still keep it, just in case." Asteroïd departement : "in case of what ?" Nature : "I don't know, in case they want to kill themselve or something" Asteroïd departement : "well can't you make them use it ?" Nature : "i'll try, but I'm not sur it will work, 2020 should be a good year to do that, it's a round number. Well I'm still going to order, you know just in case. It isn't really the first Time I try to get rid of them after all."
@@beluga8001 That's a good one, there's a study that makes the point it would be possible that civilications like our last few 1000 years could have happend over and over allready and there could be no evidence left for us to know
It's not that we haven't found anything faster then light, it's that when we try to push things to go faster then light they just get mass instead. Things just aren't willing to go faster then light.
@@taverngaming6010 I'm pretty sure things LOSE mass when they go near the speed of light. IIRC, if something traveled faster than light, it'd have negative mass, travel back in time, and have more than an infinite amount of energy.
@@kemoiii I don't know where you got that information from, but I took special relativty last semester, and I'm pretty sure they gain mass. (If their mass went down the faster they went it would make it easier to bring them closer to the speed of light)
"Obviously human mating protocols can be more complicated that that from time to time. Myself, I like to show women my collection of train timetables. It's tough being an alpha."
I paused it at exactly the right time, on my first time through the video, not even knowing it was there, because I wanted to read what it said on the censor bar that I hadn't noticed till then. also, tip in the future, set the video speed to 0.25 and tap k (k is a pause button for some reason) quickly twice, it pretty much ensures that you'll get it
If you can't pause it fast enough, at 2:56 it says: Obviously human mating protocols can be more complicated that (*than) that from time to time. Myself, I like to show women my collection of train timetables. It's tough being an alpha.
Oh boy time to rethink my existence because a talking British turtle slaps everyone who is blessed to watch his channel with knowledge that is guaranteed to cause a brain hemorrhage.
I see now why some choose to believe in a 'god'. This shit hurts your brain if you think about it too much. Hopefully these questions will be answered soon.
E. M. True. It's not very common to become religious as an adult, rather becoming one as a child influenced by your parents. But some choose not to believe once older. I worded my comment poorly.
I, personally, am a man of logic and science. I’ve struggled with whether there is a god or not, and with my conclusion I do believe there is. It’s because I find comfort in it along with aiding to help answer not the questions of how, but mostly the ambiguous “why”s. I’m also a huge fucking space nerd, so I know how all the theories work on a basic level like string theory or how everything formed, or even why the universe started. Personally, I don’t see god as a humanoid entity but as an overseer to his creation, which happened to spawn life in some areas, leading to a form of guidance along with letting us fuck up a shit ton. I’m not really a religious guy, but I do claim myself to be Christian, but with some modifications.
@@ptrkmr but why would you want to use god to answer any "why?". "god did it" has no explanatory power, you could as well be saying "exurb1a did it" and it would answer the "why" just as fine
Diego Gonzalez Just because there is some fundamental level where it’s had to have been created. I’m not preaching it as truth, it’s just my personal interpretation. Also it just makes life easier and helps me find comfort in going about my day. I’d rather settle for that for now in my life rather than devoting all my time to finding spiritual validation when my life is quite busy at the moment. However, I don’t just want to reject the entire notion of religion because it has comfort in it.
@@ptrkmr well, its also very satisfying to take a placebo believing that it will work when there is no cure for a disease Point being, how something makes you feel, tells you nothing about that thing's veracity, in this case, how one answer to an unanswered question makes you feel, tells you nothing about the veracity of said answer, and i suppose that you care to know if what you believe in is true or not, dont you?
Dove HQ “obviously human mating protocols can be more complicated than that from time to time. Myself, I like to show women my collection of train timetables. It’s tough being an alpha.”
That little penguin bit at the end, not to mention your entire collected works, are not unlike the work of Douglas Adams...this is intended as perhaps the greatest compliment one human can give to another. Your work is inspiring, depressing, exhilarating, terrifying, beautiful, and stirring. Thank you so much for doing what you do. I can’t stop watching.
As Richard Feynman said: "People say to me, “Are you looking for the ultimate laws of physics?” No I am not. I am just looking to find out more about the world. And if it turns out there is a simple ultimate law that explains everything so be it. That would be very nice discovery. If it turns out it’s like an onion with millions of layers and we just sick and tired of looking at the layers then that’s the way it is! But whatever way it comes out it’s nature, it’s there, and she’s going to come out the way she is."
But what will happen if the universe touch each other Is there gonna be a stronger universe is gravity multiversal or is it only our universe or is it not real and we just make science up and what is science to other species or alien is it some kind of magic that hold their atom together, kepping them in the ground, and making them alive, and why did the universe make us a monkey so dumb that it cant understand it self or is it just random change made by the earth and we are supposed to know nothing about how the universe are made and how pyshic work * turn off shower * * put on shirt and pants * * open the bathroom door * * go to bed * * use phone * * type this reply * * got to sleep * * having an existential crisis while trying to sleep * * actually go to sleep *
My 5 questions for nature: Why the fuck do you exist? How the fuck do you exist? When the fuck did you start? Who the fuck started you? Where the fuck did you start?
I actually asked my neuroanatomy prof why brain freezes happen and he said, that I should write a PhD thesis on this. So maybe there will be answers in the future
Tsuna Sawada One important thing about evolution, it isn't survival of the best qualities. It's survival of whatever happens to work at the time :) And yes, sperm can't handle body temperature.
+Jonatan Johansson it means he has train timetables. there isnt an innuendo meaning (as far as im aware), but because this guy is hilarious, he says random stuff like that
Human consciousness is not actually all that different from other consciousness. We just have ego, which makes us think that are special in a special way. We are not. We're just like everything else. Blobs of energy condensed to a slow vibration. Great video as always!
2:56 says: "Obviously human mating protocols Can be more complicated that that From time to time. Myself, I like to Show women my collection of Train timetables. It's tough being and alpha." Yes there it should be a than rather than a that, but you're welcome :D
Those are all question I ask myself, but had way less information to really talk about it than you do. It's really cool that you put together this videos. (English isn't my first language so sorry for the horrendous grammar)
Pff. Most of us are probably lucky to even get as far as 'beta'... Then again I'm not sure how that works amongst us women... We have a heirarchy, I think... But it's too confusing for me...
2:50 I think this question is flawed. We know what consciousness is, what we don't know is what qualia is. Conciousness is just the physical interactions in our brain, while qualia is the actual experience of the physical interaction in our brain. The real question is: why do I experience my brain and no one else's? What makes my brain special? How would my experience change if my brain was split in two, cloned, then reformed with a cloned and original half? Would I be both at once? Would I be only one at a time? If I am both, then why? Why, why, why?! These are the true questions, as while you can come up with some answers, every answer has strange implications. And even then, each answer has no experimental evidence, so it's all speculation.
There needs to be a word for this emerging genre of entertainment. I also watch a lot of ContraPoints, HBomberguy, and Bill Wurtz. And while obviously there's a lot of differences in these channels, they seem to be unified by a fusion of casually explained academic concepts, absurdist comedy rooted in postmodern attitudes about human insignificance, and fast, jarring editing which almost seems to aim to simulate the experience of taking stimulants or hallucinogenics. I really like this style, and I'm hoping it catches on as the voice of Gen Y's sense of humor about our own existential angst. But like everything, it's not really real until the phenomenon is given a name. Cosmic horror-comedy? Educlash? Neo-absurdism?
Heres a cool idea! What if!!! The rest of the universe knows everything. All those questions are known by pretty much all alien life. But the one thing they don't know, is how they figured out those answers. Because they were known for so long, that they forgot how the answers were discovered. So! They created planet earth, a bunch of being with huge potential but no answers, so now, they are left alone to try and figure out the answers thus revealing to the aliens the method as of how the answers were solved for. We're problem solvers :D
You have been doing this for years, but I just discovered your channel. Me from the past is glad to see that you have kept up the good work which I would have wished you to do, so good on you. Keep doing that.
regarding "dark energy" and "dark matter" and "gravity" please see the Electric Universe Model. your videos are absolutely hilarious. brilliant! thank you
I feel like the first question you asked could very well answer questions #2, 4, and 5. So that frees them up for more questions. And that’s how you wish for more wishes
"Obviously human mating protocols can be more complicated that that from time to time. Myself, i like to show women my collection of train timetables. It's tough being an alpha." -exurb1a (2:56)
I work for the forest service as a firefighter during the summer The hold music used is the same one that the us national finance center uses. I have probably spent a full week or so listening to that fucking music trying to sort out payment issues. We don't get much quiet time during fire season, so when I have to call I'm usually working, and there's helicopters and chainsaws running everywhere. Finally they will answer, and then tell me to call back because it's too loud where I am, or put me on hold again. Agh, the little things.
I swear I live in a simulation. My mom was watching firefly last night so I was watching to. Then I click on this video and what do you know. A reference so obscure it's hard to think of it as a coincidence.
![[LIVE] : ONE ลุมพินี 87 วันนี้!! คู่เอก "ก้องชัย vs โชคปรีชา"](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YN6e7HVnekw/mqdefault.jpg)
when he first said dyson swarm i thought that he was just making a joke, but then i looked it up and found out its a real thing, then my wife left me and took the kids, money, and house. After that i fell into a depressive state where i started abusing narcotics and alcohol, made multiple unsuccessful attempts at my life. and even sucked dick for crack money, then when i thought all was lost i found my personal lord and savior flying spaghetti monster, he helped me stay off of drugs, introduced me to my new wife bertha, and now i have 3 ungrateful children, a mortgage, and male pattern baldness. The moral of the story is not everything is as it seems
Congratulations, you very almost succeeded in making me piss myself. I hope Bertha is well.
exurb1a i think i'm feeling happiness that you replied... i don't like, make it stop
exurb1a Hey are you going to continue your story mechanics series? Those were really cool.
gramar sheriff same
WTF lol XD
2:56 the quick pop up said:
“Obviously human mating procotols can be more complicated than that from time to time. Myself, I like to show women my collection of train timetables.
It’s tough being an alpha.”
I love this guy
I didn't even notice that there was a pop up, nice catch!
He did say "that that" and not "than that." I don't know if you corrected it for him in your comment or your brain just automatically knew to read it as "than that." Isn't that something cool to think about?
@@nickbizzaro2808 what hannah did was called inattentional blindness and what he did is called typo...and that's it.
It's placed perfectly at the start of 2:56 so if you just click the timestamp while it's paused...
How do we know the Eiffel tower doesn't know it's a thing?
there is a woman that is married to the eiffel tower, look it up
or rather don't, it's pretty damn weird
I´m a chair and I´m offended by your choice of the Eiffel tower to prove your point.
same tought
Philosophy major detected
If nature really wanted to not be called, their phone number would be the LAST 10 digits of pi.
r/showerthoughts
r/ihavereddit
pi doesn’t even have 10 last number dumbass it goes on forever
@@tylersurgery6865 that's the point
Tyler surgery i bet you’re fun in bed
I love the assumption that dinosaurs also called mother nature to ask why T-Rex had such small grabby bits.
knock knock?
who is it?
dark matter.
but the hallway is empty!
ha ha ha yee that's the point
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your inevitable death.
That's dark.
What does it matter.
Darkmatter2525
*walks through the hallway
slams head into dark matter*
what
That awkward moment you confuse the void with dark matter.
@@Burn_Angel the awkward moment when you don't know you're wrong and call someone else wrong.
Dark matter for all intents and purposes doesn't exist physically, from what we can tell (as in the sun has mass that's why it exerts gravity).
The only reason we think that dark matter exists is because if it didn't then there wouldn't have been sufficient gravitational pull to form galaxies. But galaxies do exist but they don't have a proportional mass to gravity ratio.
Basically we have no way of ascertaining that dark matter exists other then the fact that it has a gravitational pull.
( Hence dark matter knocking on the door but the hallway being empty. As in unless you don't check the gravitational pull of the hallway in light of its total mass you wouldn't be able to find the "dark" matter)
But don't worry this is basically the frontier of science and just to tell how wonky some theories explaining it are.
Some scientists think that dark matter gravity is the gravitational pull from the matter of some other adjoining dimension. Yeah it's wild wild West out there.
You're an absolute genius, please write more books
He has a book?
Yep, it's in the description.
+Giovanni Reyes "More"
Lilia Chav the logic beach book is very inexpensive and is pretty much one of the best fictions I've ever read
Chavez Lilia | multiple
"Remember the dinosaur thing.... Yeah we need another one of those"
Big ooof
I die
ahahahaha
Does that mean dinosaurs were as inteligent as we are now so the meteor thing happened?😂😂
it is kinda like alien vs predator.....once the alien zenomorphs got out of hand they have to nuke it......that's why the Aztecs disappeared, by being collateral damage.............aka the dinosaurs
that feeling when exurbia uploads a new video...
Ikr
It's exurb1a.
🚀😘😍😘😍
;)
Yeah its a frenzy for his reply before the first hour then you have to wait two weeks
"Remember the dinosaur thing? We need another one of those?"
September 2020: Order received.
*_dang_*
Unit ready.
Asteroïd departement : "ho, yeah, hum sorry de currently are out of stock. We can offer you a compensation in the form of a Price cut at your local desease departement while we wait for New stock to arrive. It generaly takes less than 500 years, I Can take you're order immediatly.
Nature : "I understand but I think desease won't cut it, believe me I've tried multiple times but I think the monkeys are kind of starting to get used to it. Don't you have anything stronger ?"
Asteroïd departement : "I understand sir believe me, but trust me when I Say we don't have much more... Unless... maybe de can try multiple things at once. You could try make them pay harder for the carbon emission"
Nature : "yeah no, already doing that it only burns forest... they kind of quit living in forest lately so it doesn't affect them much."
Asteroïd departement : "I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid we can't do much more. But don't those monkeys try to kill each other all the time anyway ? Surely they should be extinct by know."
Nature : "no... They were wise enought or scared enought to not use the nuclear fireworks they built, but they still keep it, just in case."
Asteroïd departement : "in case of what ?"
Nature : "I don't know, in case they want to kill themselve or something"
Asteroïd departement : "well can't you make them use it ?"
Nature : "i'll try, but I'm not sur it will work, 2020 should be a good year to do that, it's a round number. Well I'm still going to order, you know just in case. It isn't really the first Time I try to get rid of them after all."
"Is Firefly coming back?"
Oh man that's deep philosophy mate.
The brain is the most important important thing in the body. According to the brain...
Mr Markley O shit
The brain is selfish
The brain says it is selfish
The brain is self aware
the brain knows it's self aware
Are you implying that dinosaurs reached human-like intelligence and asked nature a bunch of assorted questions about the universe
Dem Trodons man
Joakim Magnusson Fredlund *troodons
If they actually did and built Up a civilization, would we know? I mean do Ruins survive as Long as Fossils do?
Felix Thönnessen oh shit
@@beluga8001 That's a good one, there's a study that makes the point it would be possible that civilications like our last few 1000 years could have happend over and over allready and there could be no evidence left for us to know
Daddy's feeling acrobatic
Yes
Yes
what if light isn't the fastest thing we just can't observe the faster thing because it's too fast...
Eggk Tenkto shit you right
It's not that we haven't found anything faster then light, it's that when we try to push things to go faster then light they just get mass instead. Things just aren't willing to go faster then light.
@@taverngaming6010 I'm pretty sure things LOSE mass when they go near the speed of light.
IIRC, if something traveled faster than light, it'd have negative mass, travel back in time, and have more than an infinite amount of energy.
@@kemoiii I don't know where you got that information from, but I took special relativty last semester, and I'm pretty sure they gain mass. (If their mass went down the faster they went it would make it easier to bring them closer to the speed of light)
@@taverngaming6010 Huh, interesting.
I suppose you're correct then.
I think I might have thought so because lights has zero mass.
"Obviously human mating protocols can be more complicated that that from time to time. Myself, I like to show women my collection of train timetables.
It's tough being an alpha."
Where was that?
'It's tough being an alpha,' God I spent two minutes to pause it on that moment, two minutes well spent I say
I paused it at exactly the right time, on my first time through the video, not even knowing it was there, because I wanted to read what it said on the censor bar that I hadn't noticed till then. also, tip in the future, set the video speed to 0.25 and tap k (k is a pause button for some reason) quickly twice, it pretty much ensures that you'll get it
You can use comma and dot to reverse/forward a frame
Spacebar works also pretty well. At least for me.
+TheN0XUS
My god, this changes everything.
You know you can use < and > to go frame by frame?
If you can't pause it fast enough, at 2:56 it says:
Obviously human mating protocols can be more complicated that (*than) that from time to time. Myself, I like to show women my collection of train timetables.
It's tough being an alpha.
Thank you for the knowledge
Some one else noticed that too huh
or just try to pause close enough and use the < and > keys to go frame by frame
Oh boy time to rethink my existence because a talking British turtle slaps everyone who is blessed to watch his channel with knowledge that is guaranteed to cause a brain hemorrhage.
Consciousness is like breaking the 4th wall, you get aware that you're a character in a sort of fake something
Well, that was dark _(at least to me)_
Oh my god
Welcome to the Truman Show.
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I see now why some choose to believe in a 'god'. This shit hurts your brain if you think about it too much.
Hopefully these questions will be answered soon.
E. M.
True. It's not very common to become religious as an adult, rather becoming one as a child influenced by your parents. But some choose not to believe once older.
I worded my comment poorly.
I, personally, am a man of logic and science. I’ve struggled with whether there is a god or not, and with my conclusion I do believe there is. It’s because I find comfort in it along with aiding to help answer not the questions of how, but mostly the ambiguous “why”s. I’m also a huge fucking space nerd, so I know how all the theories work on a basic level like string theory or how everything formed, or even why the universe started.
Personally, I don’t see god as a humanoid entity but as an overseer to his creation, which happened to spawn life in some areas, leading to a form of guidance along with letting us fuck up a shit ton.
I’m not really a religious guy, but I do claim myself to be Christian, but with some modifications.
@@ptrkmr
but why would you want to use god to answer any "why?". "god did it" has no explanatory power, you could as well be saying "exurb1a did it" and it would answer the "why" just as fine
Diego Gonzalez Just because there is some fundamental level where it’s had to have been created. I’m not preaching it as truth, it’s just my personal interpretation. Also it just makes life easier and helps me find comfort in going about my day. I’d rather settle for that for now in my life rather than devoting all my time to finding spiritual validation when my life is quite busy at the moment. However, I don’t just want to reject the entire notion of religion because it has comfort in it.
@@ptrkmr well, its also very satisfying to take a placebo believing that it will work when there is no cure for a disease
Point being, how something makes you feel, tells you nothing about that thing's veracity, in this case, how one answer to an unanswered question makes you feel, tells you nothing about the veracity of said answer, and i suppose that you care to know if what you believe in is true or not, dont you?
We blush because it signals to other humans that we are embarrassed. This honesty is good for social cohesion.
I'm sure Exurb1a knows all that as there is a 97% chance he is god
SuperlincMc Of course XD
How could you cheat on Faye Reagan with Margot Robbie?
If she was a president, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln
Ryan Henriquez Whaaaat? There is a gay category for people who say those kinds of things.
I love Faye's cone-tits. Why the hate?
Really exyboi, that's just shitty of you. Faye would cry her eyes out if she found out dude.
Margot Robbie sexy dude...
This made my day. Every exurb1a upload makes my day :)
are you aware that ur life is sad
+Truth 101 agreed
+Truth 101 Unfair to Panther. Exurb1a's videos are absolutely class. Love it when a new one is uploaded!
Stay Frosties I see nothing great about them.
Ok. I guess The Truth has spoken. :/
Every time you put a hidden frame in a video, I waste 15 minutes of my life. good job.
Dove HQ “obviously human mating protocols can be more complicated than that from time to time. Myself, I like to show women my collection of train timetables. It’s tough being an alpha.”
Just slow down the playback speed in the settings, makes it much easier
Or if you on PC use the , and . Keys to skip each frame, makes it a lot easier
@@makuru.42 Yeah, I've managed to figure that out since I posted this comment, and my quality of life has been significantly improved.
Lmao
That little penguin bit at the end, not to mention your entire collected works, are not unlike the work of Douglas Adams...this is intended as perhaps the greatest compliment one human can give to another. Your work is inspiring, depressing, exhilarating, terrifying, beautiful, and stirring. Thank you so much for doing what you do. I can’t stop watching.
It's not Friday what
NEW VIDEO EVERY SOMETIMES
FAIR ENOUGH
you forgot the gun sounds
Everyday is Friday in Bulgaria.
+exurb1a i didn't know rebecca black was president of Bulgaria
I dig these philosophical videos. :)
DIG IT with a shovel?
Philly(sophical) cheesesteak
As Richard Feynman said:
"People say to me, “Are you looking for the ultimate laws of physics?” No I am not. I am just looking to find out more about the world. And if it turns out there is a simple ultimate law that explains everything so be it. That would be very nice discovery. If it turns out it’s like an onion with millions of layers and we just sick and tired of looking at the layers then that’s the way it is! But whatever way it comes out it’s nature, it’s there, and she’s going to come out the way she is."
I love 6 easy pieces
2:28 “AMOGUS”
What if the universe is expanding because other ones in the multiverse are pulling on it from all direction equally in a grid thus stretching it out?
Yes i had the same idea some years behind, but most likely the explanation wouldnt be a essy one, maybe we will need more spacial dimensions
But what will happen if the universe touch each other
Is there gonna be a stronger universe is gravity multiversal or is it only our universe or is it not real and we just make science up and what is science to other species or alien is it some kind of magic that hold their atom together, kepping them in the ground, and making them alive, and why did the universe make us a monkey so dumb that it cant understand it self or is it just random change made by the earth and we are supposed to know nothing about how the universe are made and how pyshic work
* turn off shower * * put on shirt and pants * * open the bathroom door * * go to bed * * use phone * * type this reply *
* got to sleep * * having an existential crisis while trying to sleep * * actually go to sleep *
2:00 "Oh boy, here I go killin' again!"
-- Krombopulous Michael
He called Oreos biscuits
*triggered*
Internet Explorer well then what are they
Internet Explorer Well you are Internet Explorer. I triggered am this by.
Internet Explorer You're slow aren't you?
Internet Explorer
Brits call cookies biscuits.
Take a biscuit, Potter
My 5 questions for nature:
Why the fuck do you exist?
How the fuck do you exist?
When the fuck did you start?
Who the fuck started you?
Where the fuck did you start?
One thing for sure, there is no God
Yes yes, no and yes
Because of life
Because of my parents
When I was born
My parents
In the trunk of a car
@@wesraevens3122 atheists with their ragebait be like:
1- because Allah willed it
2- Only Allah knows
3- 14 billion years ago
4- Allah
5- right here
I actually asked my neuroanatomy prof why brain freezes happen and he said, that I should write a PhD thesis on this. So maybe there will be answers in the future
*Remember the dinosaur thing... we need another one of those.*
Did anyone actualy try calling the first 10 digits of Pi?
We'll know if an astroid is headed our way
I did.
@@LenkelDnD guess what
@@senhara what?
I forgot this thread even existed lol
6. Why are the testicles on the outside.
Tsuna Sawada so they dont cook inside the body.
Tsuna Sawada One important thing about evolution, it isn't survival of the best qualities. It's survival of whatever happens to work at the time :)
And yes, sperm can't handle body temperature.
Because the inside of a body is basically a fucking sperm furnace.
Just a normal Useless Bitch , but if cold they shrink and go inside the body , they protect themselves, the body is a machine... Im a nurse...:)
Just a normal Useless Bitch I could actually explain that but I’m too much of a lazy ass to do it again😂Just look it up
you deserve so many more subs.
“Is Firefly ever coming back?”
That’s a very good question I sure hope so
2:56
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you have train timetables? damn, i can pick up ALL the women now!
your secret is mine!!! muhahahahhahah!
what does that even mean? :o
+Jonatan Johansson it means he has train timetables. there isnt an innuendo meaning (as far as im aware), but because this guy is hilarious, he says random stuff like that
By far my favourite channel on TH-cam!
Oh, how I love this channel.
"Obviously human mating protocols can be more complicated that that from time to time."
Human consciousness is not actually all that different from other consciousness. We just have ego, which makes us think that are special in a special way. We are not. We're just like everything else. Blobs of energy condensed to a slow vibration. Great video as always!
2:56 says:
"Obviously human mating protocols
Can be more complicated that that
From time to time. Myself, I like to
Show women my collection of
Train timetables.
It's tough being and alpha."
Yes there it should be a than rather than a that, but you're welcome :D
Those are all question I ask myself, but had way less information to really talk about it than you do. It's really cool that you put together this videos. (English isn't my first language so sorry for the horrendous grammar)
"They're getting smart again"
*Troodon flashbacks*
Fun Fact: You didn't searched for the video
THE VIDEO SEARCHED YOU
What is this, the TSA
This video enjoyed you!
Well i searched for it cause im in the middle of binge watching all of his Videos
They no longer walk among us, evidently.
Thank you for this
I died when he said he was looking at pictures of margo robbie 4:15
2:26: I can't believe he predicted Among Us
You're telling me dinosaurs were as intelligent as us? Definitely writing that down in my essay about math.
This is exactly wait I think of on a daily basis, thanks for keeping me up at night!
“Remember the dinosaur thingy? Yeah we need another one of those.” Looks like they called the bacteria instead
I'd love to look at your train timetables
“Collection of train timetables”
What an absolute unit of a human being
“Ah hello? Asteroids department? Yeah, remember the dinosaurs? We’re gonna need another one of those they’re getting clever again”
This killed me xD
This channel is a constant source of dank album and song titles. Cheers Exurb1a
This channel is the only reason I’m alive....or am I alive...do I even exist... I don’t know anymore.
Awesome videos tho! Keep it up.
Watching this video for the first time today.
Today the queen died.
I love this channel.
Can you make crossover with Casually Explained? :D
“Yeah it’s the monkeys” I’M DYING 😂
You are amazing dude ...u keep coming up with these amazing videos and original idea...this is the content i subscribed for
As a pantheist and believer of Nature, the conversations with Nature are really interesting for me to watch. X) Very creative and entertaining!
We all aim for alpha but in he end we're all beta
but there is one legend that is a true Alpha: Harambe
Pff.
Most of us are probably lucky to even get as far as 'beta'...
Then again I'm not sure how that works amongst us women... We have a heirarchy, I think... But it's too confusing for me...
+KuraIthys Women can't agree on shit. It's all falsehoods and makeup.
Nah mate were all early access. ;)
+Knowledge Whale
that is wrong, the only true legend can be found in Dark Souls.
2:50 I think this question is flawed. We know what consciousness is, what we don't know is what qualia is. Conciousness is just the physical interactions in our brain, while qualia is the actual experience of the physical interaction in our brain. The real question is: why do I experience my brain and no one else's? What makes my brain special? How would my experience change if my brain was split in two, cloned, then reformed with a cloned and original half? Would I be both at once? Would I be only one at a time? If I am both, then why? Why, why, why?!
These are the true questions, as while you can come up with some answers, every answer has strange implications. And even then, each answer has no experimental evidence, so it's all speculation.
OMG that last couple seconds sent chills down my spine..
Can I ask why?
Just noticed your hidden messages during and after the video- hilarious and I love it, keep it up
"Is FireFly ever coming back." Hahahah lmfao!! You crack me up man. You seriously are great at what you do.
I don't know why but I fucking love you
I know why
Kristoffer Søvik Only nature knows
I am thoroughly enjoying myself at the moment.
why is no one talking about the
“Hey, get back over here”
"I'm literally running everything at the moment"
As a one-man IT department, same.
There needs to be a word for this emerging genre of entertainment. I also watch a lot of ContraPoints, HBomberguy, and Bill Wurtz. And while obviously there's a lot of differences in these channels, they seem to be unified by a fusion of casually explained academic concepts, absurdist comedy rooted in postmodern attitudes about human insignificance, and fast, jarring editing which almost seems to aim to simulate the experience of taking stimulants or hallucinogenics. I really like this style, and I'm hoping it catches on as the voice of Gen Y's sense of humor about our own existential angst. But like everything, it's not really real until the phenomenon is given a name.
Cosmic horror-comedy?
Educlash?
Neo-absurdism?
Yay, comedy skits combined with science and classical music 😀
Heres a cool idea! What if!!! The rest of the universe knows everything. All those questions are known by pretty much all alien life. But the one thing they don't know, is how they figured out those answers. Because they were known for so long, that they forgot how the answers were discovered. So! They created planet earth, a bunch of being with huge potential but no answers, so now, they are left alone to try and figure out the answers thus revealing to the aliens the method as of how the answers were solved for. We're problem solvers :D
Reee 42
That’s why we’re grades in school of our problem solving skills.
Shet
Interesting
Yes, I expect that's it.
Yeah, they're getting clever again.
Remember the Dinosaur thing? We need another one of those.
You have been doing this for years, but I just discovered your channel. Me from the past is glad to see that you have kept up the good work which I would have wished you to do, so good on you. Keep doing that.
Little late to the party. These videos are my new favorite thing to do with a joint in my hand after work at 3 in the morning.
The end is perfect
regarding "dark energy" and "dark matter" and "gravity" please see the Electric Universe Model. your videos are absolutely hilarious. brilliant! thank you
Q and A for 200k subs?
Your videos give me anxiety but I can’t stop watching them ; )
I feel like the first question you asked could very well answer questions #2, 4, and 5. So that frees them up for more questions. And that’s how you wish for more wishes
"Obviously human mating protocols
can be more complicated that that
from time to time. Myself, i like to
show women my collection of
train timetables.
It's tough being an alpha."
-exurb1a (2:56)
This is implying that the dinosaurs reached human-levels of intelligence, which is certainly something
Train timetables eh?
All women LOVE that shit, I promise!
Good to see Krombopulos Michael at 1:55 (from Rick and Morty fame), "Oh boy....here I go killing again!"
I work for the forest service as a firefighter during the summer The hold music used is the same one that the us national finance center uses. I have probably spent a full week or so listening to that fucking music trying to sort out payment issues. We don't get much quiet time during fire season, so when I have to call I'm usually working, and there's helicopters and chainsaws running everywhere. Finally they will answer, and then tell me to call back because it's too loud where I am, or put me on hold again.
Agh, the little things.
If we are alone in the Universe it is a miracle and not accident.
And I don't believe in miracles.
fermi paradox. if we find any live elsewhere we are doomed
@TeletubbiesGaming why
@TeletubbiesGaming how was my why the reason for you to write this wtf
@TeletubbiesGaming mr boobiebutthole is a liar
2:28 I can't fucking do this anymore
I swear I live in a simulation.
My mom was watching firefly last night so I was watching to.
Then I click on this video and what do you know. A reference so obscure it's hard to think of it as a coincidence.
You might enjoy researching #Gematria
2:28 GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
amogus
That one frame with train timetables really made me happy
But what about norway?
Can I climb the thing?
Creepy AsCrap No, there ain't more things to climb.
Guilherme Mendonça but what about the other thing?
@Cloud Fan that was smooth as fuck. Congratulations.
Can you do a video on entropy since you touched briefly on it?
I fucking love this channel. Its like if my brain took a crap.
But honestly, it's brilliant. Thank you for your content.