Misery was

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  • @jaxonmourning
    @jaxonmourning 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9373

    “if you’re miserable, you’re still miserable. gucci gang, gucci gang.” -exurb1a

    • @lukes2219
      @lukes2219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      jackthealienboy I love that part

    • @mikaelroed2107
      @mikaelroed2107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Where did he say this in the video?

    • @lukes2219
      @lukes2219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Mikael Roed just watch the video lol

    • @monke1987
      @monke1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mikael Roed around 8:00

    • @kelsierii4747
      @kelsierii4747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Isaiah Schwartz more like 9:00

  • @CSGhostAnimation
    @CSGhostAnimation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6792

    Time for the monthly rewatch.

    • @kieranhockey7393
      @kieranhockey7393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Right with you brother XD

    • @johngiorgas9997
      @johngiorgas9997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Spot on dude 😂

    • @flemsnacf8347
      @flemsnacf8347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ah yes

    • @RosarumRosae
      @RosarumRosae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      And, as every monthly rewatch, time for the monthly cry for how beautiful it is

    • @maskedman6664
      @maskedman6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

  • @charliejones3973
    @charliejones3973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4872

    That last section on "was"
    Was absolutely incredible

  • @sabinebean8972
    @sabinebean8972 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    bro... you can't just make me cry and then go "what up", that's not fair

    • @inanitas
      @inanitas 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And the comments man I can't. Now I'm laughing and crying

  • @arquitect1966
    @arquitect1966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2461

    *50 years in the future*
    When I was your age I had to actually suffer through depression

    • @Sombil27
      @Sombil27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Yea whatevs gramps *jumps on hoverboard and flies away *

    • @Vextrove
      @Vextrove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@Sombil27 assuming we wouldn't have teleporters by then

    • @seyyyer
      @seyyyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@Vextroveyou mean suicide machines? no thank you

    • @Vextrove
      @Vextrove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@seyyyer i said teleporters, not suicide machines

    • @seyyyer
      @seyyyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@Vextrove teleporters = suicide machine

  • @varad3259
    @varad3259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10289

    Category : comedy.
    Do you think my existence is a joke ?

    • @lovepeaceisneverguaranteed7385
      @lovepeaceisneverguaranteed7385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Life:Yes

    • @bas8792
      @bas8792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Human existence is a joke

    • @trinitydeval
      @trinitydeval 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kazoo Kid no shizzle

    • @strangent404a7
      @strangent404a7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yes

    • @enadopato
      @enadopato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @SolRac the universe could be a whole joke in someone's head and ends when the joke is over
      BUT THATS JUST A THEORY

  • @andreea6564
    @andreea6564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1603

    i love that little moment when i start to understand what the titles of his videos mean

    • @getango
      @getango 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You are actually lucky you get to see the original title. For me, TH-cam thinks it has to translate many titles including this one. And I can't seem to disable that.
      Unfortunately the translation is more often than not just garbage :/
      Plus: Even if the title was translated correctly, the video is not. So if I couldn't understand the title in the first place, why even send me here under false pretense?
      What I'm trying to say is, I have no idea what the title of this video is...

    • @_thatoneperson_9082
      @_thatoneperson_9082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It’s “Misery Was”

    • @dt1-n2f
      @dt1-n2f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right? So satisfying when it all makes sense

    • @hannahh8119
      @hannahh8119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@getango Hell yes!! Why does TH-cam do this? It is really annoying. 😒

    • @xanthos9641
      @xanthos9641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      literally the only reason i watch his videos is to find out what the titles mean

  • @EL-ISS
    @EL-ISS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    "Mortality was ..."
    I miss you Samantha, it's been almost 3 years and I'm sorry you had to depart so young. I'll see you again, Rest in Peace🕊️

    • @Shrek40K
      @Shrek40K ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Who tf is samantha

    • @nahtanarcth
      @nahtanarcth ปีที่แล้ว +111

      ​@@Shrek40K not cool mate, really fckng not cool...

    • @Shrek40K
      @Shrek40K ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nahtanarcth just asking bru, who the fuck is samanta

    • @sanstic
      @sanstic ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@nahtanarcth 😢

    • @Ronobuildstech
      @Ronobuildstech ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@Shrek40K "Asshole" was a slang term that was generally used as a derogatory and offensive term to describe a person who behaves in a rude, inconsiderate, or unpleasant manner. It is often used to refer to someone who is intentionally disrespectful, mean-spirited, selfish, or lacks empathy towards others. The term is considered vulgar and impolite in most contexts, and its usage was generally discouraged in formal or polite conversations.

  • @maxladsten8681
    @maxladsten8681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3699

    "If ignorance is in our bones, then kindness is in our DNA." This dude reassures my faith in humanity.

    • @gessie
      @gessie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      A nice sentiment, but alas, repugnant cruelty is also in our DNA - more so than any other species on the planet.

    • @user-pm4yd3cf4p
      @user-pm4yd3cf4p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gessie yes

    • @Micha-mj7vg
      @Micha-mj7vg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Give it back 🔫

    • @jefsoete9793
      @jefsoete9793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@gessie nah, Dolfins are Cruel as fuck

    • @lizardlegend42
      @lizardlegend42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@gessie no, we're the only ones that truly realise it's there, and so the only ones who deliberately attempt to limit it.

  • @OutcastAngelV
    @OutcastAngelV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3553

    "cancer...was..."
    that line almost had me in tears.
    I could only imagine a world of "was".

    • @MCernoble
      @MCernoble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Marshall Kell this is a world of “was”.
      Everything will eventually become was.

    • @h4ppy903
      @h4ppy903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Exurb1a was...

    • @dominickdibart12
      @dominickdibart12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      It got me to tear up a little if in being honest

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      watched it the third time now.. i think
      crying a little the third time.. i think

    • @dogwithacoolhat
      @dogwithacoolhat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      god was an idea of a being that's has control over reality, made the universe, and built mankind in it's image but if god was a real thing they really fucked up by doing that

  • @anintellectual5068
    @anintellectual5068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Lesson of video:
    Train transport in Britain is the source of all suffering

  • @mr.pickleworldbuilding
    @mr.pickleworldbuilding ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the quality of these videos? Every time I watch one of them I feel a certain sense of euphoria. You are amazing my dear British cat loving turtle.

  • @trevorwalden6097
    @trevorwalden6097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6443

    In case you were wondering, yes, all of his videos are this brilliant and mind-blowing

    • @george9057
      @george9057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      One of my favorite channels now.

    • @nathanhyman2889
      @nathanhyman2889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@george9057 "always has been"

    • @beniaminpalgan2501
      @beniaminpalgan2501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@george9057 “always has been”

    • @brodylockley3141
      @brodylockley3141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@george9057 “always has been”

    • @zakkhan3270
      @zakkhan3270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@george9057 "always has been"

  • @xspookszzz
    @xspookszzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19549

    this guy definitely aced every presentation he did in school

    • @pyrokine9538
      @pyrokine9538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

      Easily

    • @paranoidandroid6095
      @paranoidandroid6095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2455

      teacher: you need to make presentation about food
      little boi exurb1a: *UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING*

    • @shrutis
      @shrutis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +756

      And gave everyone existential crisis

    • @liviousgameplay1755
      @liviousgameplay1755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

      Actually he probably failed because he gave his teachers the Misery.

    • @Dude-cf8hb
      @Dude-cf8hb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Boink

  • @thestubbz
    @thestubbz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2864

    i was in tears throughout the whole ‘was’ bit. beautiful writing. unique style of poetry, and informative comedy (?). absolutely gorgeous.

    • @nighttimetelevision2969
      @nighttimetelevision2969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Same dude... I was crying at the end...

    • @ovoj
      @ovoj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Good to know I wasn't the only one

    • @shubhamardak2114
      @shubhamardak2114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Humans was the first intellectual species of earth

    • @Mel-xz1fe
      @Mel-xz1fe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@shubhamardak2114 it's were so it doesn't work ;D

    • @shubhamardak2114
      @shubhamardak2114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Mel-xz1fe ohh...You are right....I am just learning English so that I can understand such video 100%

  • @nin0f
    @nin0f ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I swear I've watched this video at least 5 times, and now rewatching it again I'm crying *again* on the “was” part. This is truly a masterpiece, space turtle, I love you and can't thank you enough for what you’re doing

    • @starlight4649
      @starlight4649 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I play the was part when I need a break from the misery

  • @pavelk.2176
    @pavelk.2176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14221

    Ah, my monthly subscription of existential crisis has arrived

    • @mirkogerrits1200
      @mirkogerrits1200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Relatable af

    • @idcaf
      @idcaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *crisis

    • @Danielle-nh8hf
      @Danielle-nh8hf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      you stole my comment! I was gonna say that

    • @DemonixTB
      @DemonixTB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      This time filled with hope instead of misery!

    • @piefadase
      @piefadase 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahaha that's so true

  • @rubycooper5922
    @rubycooper5922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5631

    parents in 2070: "why are you sad? we genetically engineered you not to be"

    • @lifeisagameofknowingyourro6327
      @lifeisagameofknowingyourro6327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Exactly

    • @joshua2atkins772
      @joshua2atkins772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      why is nobody happy i specifically ordered it

    • @opelfopeltoe6088
      @opelfopeltoe6088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Ben Warner sorry to hear that. Some people are lucky and have a great family and some are not so lucky, but no one has to endure their family forever. You can move out eventually and hopefully find meaning and acceptance in other people. Don’t put up with bullshit!

    • @rubycooper5922
      @rubycooper5922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ben Warner remember that you will find people who care about you outside of your family, and you can create your own

    • @letsgettosubswithonlycomments
      @letsgettosubswithonlycomments 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hm

  • @qwertydavid8070
    @qwertydavid8070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3201

    Exurb1a is actually an alien god from the 4th dimension

    • @rorylynas16
      @rorylynas16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Fuck off you're not Prime Minister anymore

    • @Benjackalope
      @Benjackalope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Exurb1a uses the same third person language an alien god from the 4th dimension would use.

    • @thomasslone1964
      @thomasslone1964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nah, youre just a common stupid head is all

    • @arditto6618
      @arditto6618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      4th ?, more like 10th dimension

    • @kenanbaker360
      @kenanbaker360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ahem, Fifth Dimension "Orb Dannika

  • @imenhashim6943
    @imenhashim6943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I have watched this video at least 10 times. I tear up at the end, every time. I can't help stopping what I'm doing and just... sitting there, absorbing the majesty. You're an amazing writer, I just finished the fifth science. It's really good, and interesting. I love the concept of external consciousness. 10/10. I love you!

  • @Kevin-cm5kc
    @Kevin-cm5kc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2238

    But if we get rid of existential crises who will make/ watch exurb1a videos?

    • @OneMeInMyself
      @OneMeInMyself 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ‼‼‼

    • @mokies7811
      @mokies7811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think thats the point

    • @derkiwijoghurt6435
      @derkiwijoghurt6435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me

    • @yanihero129
      @yanihero129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Exurb1a was...

    • @FonteneleNXT
      @FonteneleNXT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do a quick google search on exurb1a and tell me your thoughts on the accusations he is receiving on rape, violence and sexual assault. He has been running from the police for over a year now, I don't think making videos will ever be a problem.

  • @jessmeyer2077
    @jessmeyer2077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2198

    smallpox was
    Antivaccer; hold my essential oils

    • @zaramomadi5569
      @zaramomadi5569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'M SCREAMING
      BEST COMMENT

    • @voidgirl7811
      @voidgirl7811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @sadamiamani
      @sadamiamani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And crystals

    • @jorritmorrit
      @jorritmorrit 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jane Doe thankfully, most oils are not metabolised by the body, they get in, then out. But your worry about allergies is correct, someone can get seriously sick from it, if there werent any already.

  • @dungeonmastermagisterium3906
    @dungeonmastermagisterium3906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    I love how he leaves me in tears and then hits me with "what's up, thanks for sitting through my bullshit" while I'm crying against my bedroom door

    • @SlyFireVR
      @SlyFireVR ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We love our little existential dread turtle

    • @kiralycsavo0
      @kiralycsavo0 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL I almost smashed the screen when he did that... @exurb1a please don't ruin the mood like that 🙏

  • @jimmyhart5155
    @jimmyhart5155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The last part when you said misery “was” I almost cried

  • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
    @racoon_in_ankhmorpork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2712

    When I got to the “was” part, I got chills all over my body. What a thrilling idea, what a hopeful and enticing view of the future. I love it so much.

    • @thejeaker384
      @thejeaker384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The world was a beautiful place

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thejeaker384 it never was

    • @wilczak5618
      @wilczak5618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@92brunod but it will

    • @kimono1329
      @kimono1329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wilczak5618 probably will not

    • @NA-AN
      @NA-AN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kimono1329 Maybe is will be.

  • @tablekun8690
    @tablekun8690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    There WAS a time when we didn't use genetic engineering to create cat girls

    • @Ole_Rasmussen
      @Ole_Rasmussen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Sayori will be remembered as the Einstein of catgirls.

    • @patrikcath1025
      @patrikcath1025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      There was a time when I didn't invent a time machine just to go to the age of catgirls

    • @bapabs
      @bapabs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      but now those dark times are over, marking the beginning of the ascendance of man

    • @miles_ani
      @miles_ani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I really hope that I will be alive when your statement becomes a reality :D

    • @Volvith
      @Volvith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, and there's a reason we're moving past that, so can we PLEASE JUST GET TO THE CAT GIRLS ALREADY.

  • @andrewblissett2211
    @andrewblissett2211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    As soon as he started describing the word "was", I made the connection to the title of the video and I started crying. Truly powerful.

  • @jazzburrell8870
    @jazzburrell8870 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This feels like a movie. Everything is building to one of the most beautifully constructed masterpieces I've ever experienced. I WANT this to be a movie. Misery was. It is the hardest hitting titles I've ever read in my life. I've seen this video 10's of times over the last few years, and for some reason, this time, when the end segment of 'Was' was broken down, I broke into tears.

  • @TylernsuchPvP
    @TylernsuchPvP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1610

    Wait I'm not supposed to be using this channel for education?

    • @theanarkiddie4569
      @theanarkiddie4569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I know right xD

    • @pint7406
      @pint7406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      that's just a legal disclaimer. you definitely should.

    • @hero9402
      @hero9402 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol yea 😂😂😂

    • @ShawVishal
      @ShawVishal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      This sign can't stop me because I can't read

    • @michaelhedrick3000
      @michaelhedrick3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rodolpho V.Santoro I didn’t read any of that but I respect your opinion

  • @Temprist
    @Temprist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    every single video you upload gives me goosebumps. this has to be one of the greatest youtube channels out there.

  • @TheNameIsDiamond
    @TheNameIsDiamond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3706

    "A tendency towards addiction..."
    "A tendency towards addiction..."
    "A TENDENCY TOWARDS ADDICTION-"
    (stares at Minecraft in the corner)

    • @sossololpipi9633
      @sossololpipi9633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *cries happily in enigmatica 2 expert*

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@benwarner3085 6 hours

    • @dOVERanalyst
      @dOVERanalyst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Stares at TH-cam infront of me

    • @centuri6510
      @centuri6510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha 😂 I actually have minecraft on in the background!

    • @alexismedor6182
      @alexismedor6182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Laughs in league of legends*
      *Laughs in TH-cam*

  • @amethyst8399
    @amethyst8399 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    never, ever, ever has a youtube video brought me closer to a real tear. Actually probably legitimately one of if not the best piece of writing i’ve ever seen on the internet

    • @idk-rl4he
      @idk-rl4he 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you should watch more of his

  • @HilariouslyScary
    @HilariouslyScary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    Wow, can't believe I'm sitting here crying after hearing "misery was"

    • @lyricsbythree
      @lyricsbythree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      SAME

    • @Matt-ki3wb
      @Matt-ki3wb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      SAME

    • @stasia2706
      @stasia2706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I too, cried. Cancer was............ FUCK

    • @fartsstink6522
      @fartsstink6522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HilariouslyScary holyyy shittttt SAMEEE

    • @debralucas2224
      @debralucas2224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stasia2706 Sure was! #farkancer

  • @casualverse
    @casualverse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Exurb1a uploaded, and for that brief moment of time...... -I wasn't Miserable.- *Misery Was.*

  • @alex-wn2cb
    @alex-wn2cb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    “A tendency towards addiction”
    *shows picture of gummy bears*
    I didn’t need such a personal attack

  • @alexmain8457
    @alexmain8457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I hadn't watched this in a long time but it used to make me feel serene and calm, especially towards the end.
    At the beginning of this year I started HRT and I felt a bit down today so I decided to watch some old feel good videos. As the end of the video came along I found myself erupting into tears in a way I can't remember doing since I was a kid. It served as a reminder in what have been difficult personal times that we don't know the future, and a lot is uncertain, but there is always bloody-minded determined optimism and that is a very powerful thing.
    Thank you.

  • @theCodyReeder
    @theCodyReeder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2436

    This was a good video!

    • @OrigEntertainmentOfficial
      @OrigEntertainmentOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      This is a good video.

    • @CockatooDude
      @CockatooDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I know right, such unrelenting optimism directed towards our future is rare to see presented at all on TH-cam, much less as intelligently as it has been portrayed here.

    • @parkerbradley1052
      @parkerbradley1052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I Dig your vids

    • @jlistergaming7880
      @jlistergaming7880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cody'sLab of course it was. It was exurb1a!

    • @ikemeitz5287
      @ikemeitz5287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dang! you're everywhere!

  • @sid6645
    @sid6645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    "Exurba was a prodder of existential dread, a man who lived month by month, stirring up the misery and wonder within his followers on the world wide web..."
    Imagine reading that in the future. I would cry.

    • @andybradley8347
      @andybradley8347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jew Adolf hey I’m from the future

    • @user6122
      @user6122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      remember me in history

    • @diegolovato5522
      @diegolovato5522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      isnt it exurbia?

    • @khodibritton8368
      @khodibritton8368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey I’m from, like, 7 months in the future or something like that. 2020 still sucks but somehow even more than in February.

    • @riran6636
      @riran6636 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi, I'm 1 year ahead into the future. The world is currently a dumpster fire but I think we can manage for 50 more or so years :D

  • @TheHadMatters
    @TheHadMatters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Wow! I've been wondering for months what had been missing from my life; but it took a random TH-cam recommendation to find it.
    How could I have forgotten about Toffifee?

    • @pmdfan8860
      @pmdfan8860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Laetitian Madhatter what is tofifee

    • @wondermittens1844
      @wondermittens1844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      nospacito ! Toffee chocolate sweet/candy thing. Never tried it but it sounds good

    • @pmdfan8860
      @pmdfan8860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wondermittens thanks

    • @peachl00ps89
      @peachl00ps89 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      THERES SO MUCH FUN WITH TOFFIFEE

    • @tofidu
      @tofidu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is toffefee created to be a bit addictive

  • @mothgyaru3158
    @mothgyaru3158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This makes me fall in love with life again

  • @redkushpurplehaze
    @redkushpurplehaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1317

    Wait.. this video didn't leave me with existential dread. Is that allowed? exurb1a are you alright?

    • @amirsoleymani2979
      @amirsoleymani2979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Nah. Just think about how the next generations will be immortal but we won't.

    • @skepticmoderate5790
      @skepticmoderate5790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It did leave me with existential dread because I know I won't be around experience this paradise.

    • @joeblazer3429
      @joeblazer3429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@amirsoleymani2979 Who's to say that?

    • @chase_447
      @chase_447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@skepticmoderate5790 We might be actually. Many believe we will achieve immortality within the next 10 to 50 years.

    • @jetmirlekiqi7963
      @jetmirlekiqi7963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@chase_447 many believed we'd have flying by now too haha

  • @KelnelK
    @KelnelK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1545

    Exurb1a, you are a master of eliciting the strangest and most euphoric emotions. Each of your videos makes me both laugh diabolically and cry with joy and optimism. Your ideas are beautiful and your ability and drive to share them with the world is beautiful. You're a wonderful human being. Thank you for what you do.

    • @horyk13
      @horyk13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      wanted to write the same thing but i'm not as good a wordsmith as you are.

    • @alisw.239
      @alisw.239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@horyk13 same here

    • @woutersportfoliodernicenes2725
      @woutersportfoliodernicenes2725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@horyk13 same situation, my friend

    • @MB-vb7nq
      @MB-vb7nq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you for this great comment I wanted to thank him but I didn't know what to say so thank you again

    • @carsy1725
      @carsy1725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    So no boink?
    Alright I'm about to head out

    • @toutorial_for_live_9530
      @toutorial_for_live_9530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @TheSieu oh shit. He really did it

    • @d3vitron779
      @d3vitron779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Did you get your unlimited rice pudding in the future?

    • @hailool9118
      @hailool9118 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@d3vitron779 I have not sure about him

    • @APIC4PINY4L3G
      @APIC4PINY4L3G 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      dude you're like nostradamus

  • @featherlikescartoons5098
    @featherlikescartoons5098 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Imagine how horifying the idea of misery would be to a society that eradicated it.
    Like, you're sad? All the time??? Awful, horrifying, what the heck? Sure glad that doesn't exist anymore

  • @uhhCrit
    @uhhCrit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Sometimes I wish I never saw one single video from you...
    ...then I could watch them all again.

    • @chadistan4790
      @chadistan4790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is one of my favorite channels

    • @andreasstock8539
      @andreasstock8539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good news, you CAN actually watch a video more than once one YT. I have personally watched my favorite videos of this guy over ten times.

    • @jjrulez1596
      @jjrulez1596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andreasstock8539 but then you don't get the feeling of watching it the first time, you already know how it goes. Good, but not as much as the first.

    • @mjc3207
      @mjc3207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They got us on the first half, not gonna lie

    • @Unterhosegotti
      @Unterhosegotti 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats so accurate

  • @monarchblue4280
    @monarchblue4280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1000

    Exurb1a's grandson: I'M FEELING HAPPY
    Exurb1a: HAVE YOU HEARD OF DEPRESSION SON

    • @theanarkiddie4569
      @theanarkiddie4569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Monarch BLUE I found two of your comments right next to each other...... whoa

    • @Chirchy
      @Chirchy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Exurb1a: Hi Feeling Happy, I’m granddad

    • @lifepreviouslybalanced5743
      @lifepreviouslybalanced5743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The likes are 666 nobody touch it unless another 2 will make it 669 Okeh? Okeh

    • @leexcite2903
      @leexcite2903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lifepreviouslybalanced5743 bruh too late its already 980 likes

    • @lifepreviouslybalanced5743
      @lifepreviouslybalanced5743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leexcite2903 Aww, Ó^Ò so sad.

  • @arthurlecomte8950
    @arthurlecomte8950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    Well, or the Artificial Intelligence will read someday 'Humanity was...'

    • @theanarkiddie4569
      @theanarkiddie4569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      OwO

    • @lovepeaceisneverguaranteed7385
      @lovepeaceisneverguaranteed7385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Can't wait 😅

    • @poopyakuza8891
      @poopyakuza8891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      u mean beep beep boop boop

    • @thelordz33
      @thelordz33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Technically, if all humanity was dead, there would be no diseases or misery

    • @altaccount3124
      @altaccount3124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Humanity were stupid and aggressive alcoholics who for some reason inhaled air.

  • @ArtML
    @ArtML ปีที่แล้ว +168

    This Video goes to the cemetery of your hopes,
    digs out the corpses,
    takes samples of DNA,
    goes back to the lab,
    removes all genetic imperfections,
    enhances positive traits 10x and
    brings all of them back to life!
    PS: Hopefully, with no side effects :D

    • @jeffmarton9224
      @jeffmarton9224 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the part of natural immunity from viruses and bacteria developed over millions of of co-existence is not even considered when messing with the genetic code frankenstein. great video for a surefire way to wipe out all species from the planet. please get some clue before proposing such a thing in order to not feeling bad occasionally.

    • @gillhewerfamily6550
      @gillhewerfamily6550 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeffmarton9224 ok. :)

    • @yummydragon8533
      @yummydragon8533 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It wouldn't really be "you" they bring back to life though would it? As you said, they'd take a sample of your DNA, not all of it. Meaning the rest of the DNA is produced from somewhere else. So what they're doing is creating a perfect copy of you, pretending that it's you. But it isn't you. It's a copy of you. It kind of reminds me of his video on teleporters.

    • @grasshopper8901
      @grasshopper8901 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@yummydragon8533 what if you were dead and then regain awareness of the new body? You would know that it was you, but no one else could probably say the same.
      Kind of like one of the theories of teleportation. As your atoms are broken apart and transported to a new location, can anyone confirm with certainty that this newly created body houses your original awareness? Only you would know, or not, as you may be dead.

    • @mitch5944
      @mitch5944 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @jeffmarton9224 hence why scientists are being extremely careful lmao. We already have the tech, that's a fact. They are just working on making it as low risk as possible which is gonna take very long, but doesn't change the fact that this process will likely save billions of lives.
      Yeah it's obviously risky as fuck but thats why it's in the hands of the smartest of us.

  • @bgreeny
    @bgreeny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    survival of the shittest
    it all makes sense now

    • @finley7986
      @finley7986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A wild youtube parasite has appeared

    • @demon_xd_
      @demon_xd_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seems exactly what a human would do

  • @PineapplesPerhaps
    @PineapplesPerhaps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Me: *absolutely sobbing after he says "misery was"*
    Him: Thanks for sitting through my bullshit! :P

    • @causticmain7477
      @causticmain7477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It ironic and at the same time it is not

    • @north_star_yt
      @north_star_yt ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I definitely teared up immediately at that moment.

    • @haidengeary8277
      @haidengeary8277 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's our bullshit.

    • @tudormuntean3299
      @tudormuntean3299 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me 2

    • @RetroRed101
      @RetroRed101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are right on the money. I swear i can't make it through his videos without crying

  • @mitchellalexander1581
    @mitchellalexander1581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    If I'm ever woken up early from a broken statis pod on an interstellar shuttle and can't get back to sleep I hope the interactactive ship A.I. is modeled after exurb1a

    • @maksimgamuvka4975
      @maksimgamuvka4975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hope to not be going to upsilon

    • @jesuswhy5925
      @jesuswhy5925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Zeus will be there for you

    • @sorcierenoire8651
      @sorcierenoire8651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hes going to give you existential dread and shit jokes like "Why the long fa-

    • @joshuah.4496
      @joshuah.4496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m afraid I can’t do that Mitchell

  • @magicalnoodles
    @magicalnoodles ปีที่แล้ว +12

    What an amazing video. Thank you for uploading!
    I believe that misery, like all other mental states regardless needs to exist. When the time comes for humanity to modify itself, a little bit of misery still has to remain.
    How can you know happiness without experiencing sadness? By the same token, how can you be content, without first experiencing misery?
    Our mental state would go fully whack without this kind of checks and balances

  • @jdtug8251
    @jdtug8251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    exurb1a: makes one of the best videos, if not the best, on youtube
    also exurb1a: "What up folks, thanks for listening to my bullshit this month!"

  • @Alasarey
    @Alasarey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Everytime I watch your videos, I enter a weird state of philosophic euphoria. You make some of the most interesting and original content on TH-cam. Keep it up!

    • @simontjuh64
      @simontjuh64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matthewbennett631 loll

  • @lowpolypineapple1086
    @lowpolypineapple1086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    3:14 Just imagine how much it would hurt to hit your elbow eye...

    • @porpyy7043
      @porpyy7043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      When you hit your elbow eyes, and the timestamp is pi, that's amore.

    • @elg-c612
      @elg-c612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      idk dude. probably less than hitting your funny-bone

    • @ianukytd2852
      @ianukytd2852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oi stop that just had me cringe😂😂😂

    • @joecullimore324
      @joecullimore324 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@porpyy7043 This needs more appreciation

    • @Resolv3
      @Resolv3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No

  • @mosesmarlboro5401
    @mosesmarlboro5401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sometimes, the only thing keeping me from ending it all is the possibility that if I stay alive long enough, I may one day exist in a future like this.

  • @bob_bub
    @bob_bub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Fuck man, as someone who lost a best friend to cancer, the words "cancer was" definitely gave ME and my heart a collective roundhouse kick.

    • @zizo5349
      @zizo5349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sorry for your loss. I hope you, and your friend are now in better places.

    • @mightyelf2660
      @mightyelf2660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@zizo5349 english was

    • @zizo5349
      @zizo5349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mightyelf2660 thanks for pointing it out, I fixed it. I owe you one.

    • @ZapoleanMarketingMedia
      @ZapoleanMarketingMedia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry for your loss

  • @MrMolotow97
    @MrMolotow97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Your videos are so good, they help me get over my Vsauce addiction

    • @lichtbrechunggg
      @lichtbrechunggg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And the current lack of the later...

    • @MrMolotow97
      @MrMolotow97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lichtbrechunggg ja man :/

  • @chlopaczekhula3524
    @chlopaczekhula3524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    How can something be funny and sad at the same time
    Answer
    *exurb1a*

    • @b-i-c7969
      @b-i-c7969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sad, funny and beautiful at the same time=exurb1a

    • @sadgiraffe6669
      @sadgiraffe6669 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      British humor my friend

  • @wyaboo
    @wyaboo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've watched this too many times to count, but every time he gets to the 'was' part i tear up. Every time.

  • @HSpartaL
    @HSpartaL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    See you guys again in May

    • @ptf69
      @ptf69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Of 2023

    • @turbomeows
      @turbomeows 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      quality > quantity

    • @maysecondchannel9280
      @maysecondchannel9280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr but wait we’ve had so much content recently relatively

    • @jacobwaltz4941
      @jacobwaltz4941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      optimistic much?

    • @TheIamastone
      @TheIamastone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah, see ya then buddy

  • @zeethanguo
    @zeethanguo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    This is the content I subscribed for... I mean, I understood like half of it, but it was still beautiful.

  • @TheFPSman1
    @TheFPSman1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Let me start my critique by saying that no other singular channel on youtube occupies more slots in my favorites playlist than you, no other channel has made me experience such a vast and powerful array of emotions, and it’s wonderful.
    That being said, you really should have let the silence after you read the future definition of misery persist for about 10 seconds or so longer before you jumped into the book thing.

    • @NaoshikuuAnimations
      @NaoshikuuAnimations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thought exactly the same
      That silence was too good to break

    • @152JLS
      @152JLS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That silence brought me to tears

    • @Larg_Man
      @Larg_Man 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm thinking the exact same thing. I've been on TH-cam for longer than I should have been and in all these years I don't think I've ever come across a channel with videos this powerful. Coming from someone not particularly emotional at all

  • @ruda.adan_sham-hatif
    @ruda.adan_sham-hatif 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is by far one of the best videos on TH-cam, no matter what I always find myself coming back here for a rewatch

  • @Nobody-fk9lw
    @Nobody-fk9lw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    The moment he said "Misery was" I just teared up. Wtf

  • @riksen1518
    @riksen1518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I almost shed a tear when I saw an exurb1a video in my subscription box.

    • @bdf2718
      @bdf2718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And two videos from CGP Grey on the same day!
      It's a portent. Probably for the end of the world.

    • @milanschouten6533
      @milanschouten6533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Its almost 18 minutes

  • @dylankornberg4892
    @dylankornberg4892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3371

    Exurb1a, I know you’ll never read this. I’ve never met you, probably never will, and to be honest, I’m not even sure what your given name is. I’m sure I could find it with some judicious googling, but I kind of like the abstraction of you as a TH-camr rather than the concrete version of you as a person. Never meet your heroes as they say.
    That I’ll being said, I wanted to, no, I was compelled to write this. The end of this video, the swelling music, the sublime visuals, the cacophony of contrasting voice overs all culminating in the quiet but incredibly powerful sentence beginning with “misery WAS...” is one of the most powerful and moving things I’ve ever had the privilege to enjoy.
    I’ve been feeling like real shit lately. I’ve always been depressed, and I periodically go through more intense depressive episodes from time to time, but right now I’m in the midst of one of the worst mental shit storms I’ve yet had to endure. I feel like now that I have discovered the truth. That I have discovered life’s perfect equilibrium. And that equilibrium is pure unbridled misery. But your simple suggestion that one day a dictionary might include a passage that starts with “misery was...” not only gave me a vague hope for an unseen future generation, but a concrete hope for a near future that I may one day experience. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
    I am sitting here on my bed weeping uncontrollably, not just because of this hope, but on a more aesthetic level, I think of the possibility, not too remote, that I may have killed myself last night, which I was seriously considering doing. Had I done that, if nothing else, I would have never got to experience the near religious euphoria I felt when watching this video.
    Thank you so, so much.

    • @lukececil850
      @lukececil850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      sorry, I'm not Exurb1a, but I just wanted to say please don't kill/ hurt yourself. You're right, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Just open your eyes and you will see all the good in the world, all the good in you.

    • @ishannepal3146
      @ishannepal3146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      His name is Alex

    • @tarundoerga
      @tarundoerga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Hang in there... I'm sure everyone who watched it felt that same near religious euphoria... Without downs, we wouldn't know what the ups felt like.

    • @entrapy6378
      @entrapy6378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Alex McKechnie

    • @shaskola
      @shaskola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      One day at the time brother... One day at the time and you could say one day misery was....

  • @danijel022
    @danijel022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just discovered your channel, got to say cheers mate. Really good delivery , nice selection of subjects, self deprecating humor, decent editing too. Keep up the good work.

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Potential viewer: "So exurb1a, what are your videos about?"
    exurb1a: "... yes."

  • @catlamp9894
    @catlamp9894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2024

    Exurb1a: Measles was a hi-
    Anti-vaxxers: Woah, woah woah. Was?

  • @ethantoth6601
    @ethantoth6601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Oh boy I can't wait to yeet my depression away

    • @cloudfluffthecat7236
      @cloudfluffthecat7236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ain't that just the biggest fucking mood

    • @ghostplayzbusters
      @ghostplayzbusters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Y E E T

    • @humangarbage6170
      @humangarbage6170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Antidepressants are a mini yeet

    • @ficoh634
      @ficoh634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i cant wait to yeet my social anxiety, OCD, ADHD and my depression away!

    • @Ryocniel
      @Ryocniel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ghostplayzbusters ya-yeet my dudes

  • @danielene7904
    @danielene7904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    If genetic engineering puts "love was" in the history books I'd rather keep misery than tamper with any of it.

    • @nathanheng8954
      @nathanheng8954 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Exactly. It cuts both ways and you can't guarantee any outcome.

    • @brendawilliams8062
      @brendawilliams8062 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, our friend has some soothing and beautiful back ground music and pictures.

    • @methos4866
      @methos4866 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well considering my life is just a shitty mix of autism, depression and anxiety i'd say we give it a f*cking go because this shit ain't worth keeping.

    • @brendawilliams8062
      @brendawilliams8062 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@methos4866 love was ain’t in the history books or on your end days. It’s still here to stay. 👍

    • @Calmmaken
      @Calmmaken 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      love is not that weak that we humans can tamper with it :)

  • @makebelievekingg
    @makebelievekingg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The end gave me goosebumps, I wish that in a few years all diseases will be defined in “was” and not “is”, and I’m very glad you defined misery as one of them, this is truly a masterpiece and I’m thrilled for your book to arrive!

  • @Thisispow
    @Thisispow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    The presentation of your videos are outstanding. The soundtrack and visuals match together so well and of course even if you don't have the voice of Morgan Freeman your writing/speech is the best part. It's sophisticated subjects yet you turn it simple so some of us dimwits can understand and you add humor and analogies to make it more coherent. I genuinely enjoy your videos, such high quality.

  • @theprototype8375
    @theprototype8375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Dang that ending was something else
    "Misery was-"
    That honestly made me smile a bit and probably almost made me shed a tear
    This is probably the most inspired I've been from watching a video (which isn't even supposed to cheer you up in the first place, I think)

    • @franfran160
      @franfran160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He’s a philosopher, offering new perspectives and inspiring us with hope for the future💕

  • @aidenfoxx5828
    @aidenfoxx5828 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The last bit is always what gets me. It's like: here. Have this existencial crisis at the start and at the end, cry your eyes out for hope.

  • @frankcowan6625
    @frankcowan6625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I must say the ending with the "was"
    is just beautifully done.
    I started to cry.
    I love you

    • @Allstar-yl1ek
      @Allstar-yl1ek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see the damned onion ninjas got you too ;P
      That really was something... wonderful.

  • @ethanteige
    @ethanteige 5 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    Exurb1a: was must be the most lovely word in the English language...
    Me: *sobbing my fucking eyes out*
    The music choice was absolutely perfect

    • @tylercrum
      @tylercrum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hey, just in case you'd like it, here's a link to the music. I stumbled on it by accident, and hearing it immediately made me come and watch this video again! Enjoy!
      th-cam.com/video/qrTB2y7bRT4/w-d-xo.html

    • @michaelmishler3057
      @michaelmishler3057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tyler Crumrin thank you thank you thank you! I’ve been looking for this since the day the video came out!

  • @eye9359
    @eye9359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    This was more wholesome than your other videos. thank you.

  • @Tresquall
    @Tresquall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I return to this video whenever my heart needs to exhale. Today was another such day.

    • @Tresquall
      @Tresquall ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Back again. I've lost count of how many times I've seen this...

  • @fatihalahrizi2502
    @fatihalahrizi2502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3091

    This guy must do a TEDx talk...

    • @hisky.
      @hisky. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Omg yes

    • @joshdunham7167
      @joshdunham7167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      His every video is a Ted talk

    • @timgeurts
      @timgeurts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Please no this is way better

    • @hamzasaud01
      @hamzasaud01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      They havnt reached his level

    • @mrozan3578
      @mrozan3578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Face reveal? :))

  • @Emperatordaniel
    @Emperatordaniel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    When exurb1a uploads:
    suicide rates drop to 0%
    popcorn sold out world wide
    Wars end

    • @tilberin
      @tilberin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Two days later:
      The world has been restored to its previous state

    • @Peppy2975
      @Peppy2975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's true but then we all go about our day after like nothing happened and we learned nothing, such as the wild beasts we are

    • @evillimbo8472
      @evillimbo8472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think suicide rates go up to 50% not drop to 0

    • @kyo250996
      @kyo250996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It drops to 0 because peoples who wanted to suicide, died the second the video uploaded.

    • @maurocastrocamargo8115
      @maurocastrocamargo8115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pornhub viewership drops to 0%

  • @christsetsis765
    @christsetsis765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    I've seen this video 10 times (not in a row) and it always leaves me with a tear in my eye.
    A tear of joy,
    ~Thank you

    • @josephquiseng3885
      @josephquiseng3885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris Tsetsis I’ve seen all of his videos more than 10 times I think...

    • @lilyballotjones2486
      @lilyballotjones2486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It leaves a waterfall on my face

    • @bennielopez4981
      @bennielopez4981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@josephquiseng3885 Everytime something bad happens I watch this video, And then we'll be okay, and Sleep is just death being shy. Just something about them helps me cope.

  • @gordonfrommalmak
    @gordonfrommalmak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The Fith Science is a great book! I haven't finished it yet but the stories and the writing style are amazing!
    Edit: Just finished it and it was an amazing journey. When you finally close the book it feels like you need a nap.

  • @FacterinoCommenterino
    @FacterinoCommenterino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1156

    Today's fact: 4% of the sand on Normandy beach is made up of shrapnel from D-Day that has broken down.

  • @DrdrGames
    @DrdrGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The “was” scene was so beautiful. I almost cried.

  • @hoodiel1457
    @hoodiel1457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    bro your videos give me types of chills i didnt know existed

    • @FonteneleNXT
      @FonteneleNXT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exurb1a is currently a fugitive of the dutch police and has been on the run for a little over a year. He is being accused by his ex gf of sexual assault and rape and there are several proof on videos and text messages between them. Do a quick google search on exurb1a if you wish to know more.

    • @zinzorius313
      @zinzorius313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FonteneleNXT Shit, i knew he was accused but i didn't know he was a fugitive. Would you mind sharing some sources that says he's a fugitive?
      BTW i'm not trying to defend him i just didn't know that he was a fugitive.

    • @burdlo4687
      @burdlo4687 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zinzorius313 Do a Google search on it, there's a woman who shared her story. It's actually not that hard to find, but people just cover it up really well.

    • @burdlo4687
      @burdlo4687 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zinzorius313 Sorry here it is th-cam.com/video/Rzs8TERKgnk/w-d-xo.html

    • @hoodiel1457
      @hoodiel1457 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FonteneleNXT that doesnt mean that he cant make good videos

  • @thezombiesatemyhomework7412
    @thezombiesatemyhomework7412 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I *was* about to go in and do this job, but now I think I'm just going to sit here in my work truck and have a hopeful cry for a bit. Utterly beautiful.

  • @nataliaborys1554
    @nataliaborys1554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4254

    Me, 150 years old: You know, back in my day, many people committed suicide out of unending misery
    My genetically modified great-great-grandchildren: Ok boomer.

    • @A_bizzare907
      @A_bizzare907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Underrated comment

    • @kunjutt2435
      @kunjutt2435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      OK zoomer*

    • @grandmacat406
      @grandmacat406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You dead before 70

    • @pedroocm
      @pedroocm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      ok doomer

    • @JagoombaTV
      @JagoombaTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Lakshh Taneja gottem

  • @vastly
    @vastly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    "If you're miserable, you're still miserable.. Gucci Gang Gucci Gang" 😂😂😂

    • @spookyboi6219
      @spookyboi6219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Vastly words of a true genius

    • @vee9933
      @vee9933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂i use emoji’s because i dont have any actual words to say😂😂

    • @vastly
      @vastly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vee9933 i quoted what he said and the 😂 was my reaction, the quote was my statement since it fas a funny take away. You good fam?

    • @LOfficial55
      @LOfficial55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gucci Misery

  • @Uroboro_Djinn
    @Uroboro_Djinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1575

    Wikipedia: "Measles was..."
    Antivaxxer mom: "This article won't stop me because I can't read"

    • @ozymandias949
      @ozymandias949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Press F to pay respects to her children.

    • @deanmontgomery3615
      @deanmontgomery3615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ozymandias949 F

    • @gearwar5114
      @gearwar5114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      F

    • @ribriddler8114
      @ribriddler8114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Can't wait for:
      Wikipedia: "An Antivaxxer was..."

    • @andyphu5038
      @andyphu5038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      damn jared 19 got a sex change

  • @baksoBoy
    @baksoBoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am in fucking awe at how good you were at tying together the ending of the video in a satisfying way. The way that the title doesn't really make sense in the beginning to when you get hit by the huge realisation at the end to the build up of that realisation. I had already watched this video before a while ago and knew what was going to happen, but that being the case I still started to fucking cry at the end. It was multiple minutes ago since I saw that but I'm still crying right now when writing this comment. It is absolutely insame how well you made that...

  • @FerousFolly
    @FerousFolly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    This made me very ... emotional.
    Guess I should know better than to watch poetic existential ramblings in a vulnerable state.

    • @DFishFan
      @DFishFan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you'd ever like to process internet-Exurb1a emotions together, let me know. Lol

    • @FonteneleNXT
      @FonteneleNXT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exurb1a is currently a fugitive of the dutch police and has been on the run for a little over a year. He is being accused by his ex gf of sexual assault and rape and there are several proof on videos and text messages between them. Do a quick google search on exurb1a if you wish to know more.

    • @FerousFolly
      @FerousFolly 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FonteneleNXT wat
      Edit: did some minor digging and I see what you're talking about. I believe it, but I'm not going to unsubscribe. I'll probably pull my patreonage, but I don't believe abstaining from watching his videos would have any effect apart from myself no longer watching his videos.

  • @xhiloval
    @xhiloval 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    your videos have such a beautiful meaning under a amazingly comical approach. Probably one of the most unique video types on youtube. No one does what you do, or at least as well you do it. honestly an amazing way to get important things across while keeping the viewers entertained.

    • @ParadiseAndGin
      @ParadiseAndGin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree! I just found him & I'm so glad I did

    • @dexterhuntington1900
      @dexterhuntington1900 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check out Eskify...similar style of narration.

  • @arthas4870
    @arthas4870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Your content is consistently interesting, thought provoking, and enjoyable.
    This was amazing, and I thank you for it, space turtle.

    • @DFishFan
      @DFishFan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I second this. Much more eloquently said than myself.

  • @MykaelNewWin
    @MykaelNewWin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Felt like the "was" sequence followed by the white light washed over my pain and gave me hope for a future where I can say I "was" just sad for a bit. Maybe we're not at the stage where we can just banish Misery in general, but watching this video gives me strength to deal with it over and over at least.

  • @MonarchyControl285
    @MonarchyControl285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    You must really hate trains.
    Edit: I just finished the video, and I just don't think you get enough credit for these masterpieces. Each one of your videos has forced out of me an emotion I have either never felt before, or haven't felt in a long time. You explore each of them in such a way that is remarkable and unique, with no equal on TH-cam or even in life. I truly think you have an gifted viewpoint on the world, and while people on your comments regularly say "time for my existential crisis" and hone in on your depressing side, it is rarely mentioned how individual they make us feel. I feel the contrast between the start and the end of your videos is just truly amazing: this one started off as a pessimistic outlook of how with the few Godlike powers humans have already, it seems inevitable that we will abuse this newfound science to further our own self destruction. By the end, you focused on the individualistic nature of humanity and how we strive to eradicate diseases, regret, and misery: with a 'roundhouse kick'. I don't actually know your real name, but exurb1a, if you're reading this: thank you for putting a truly different spin on the everyday pessimism or optimism of the modern day. You make my day every time you upload, and I'm sure as hell going to buy your book!

    • @DFishFan
      @DFishFan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well said, here here!

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can we get a Jojoke here?

    • @xavierfaust9417
      @xavierfaust9417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tasertag7513 No! No! No!

    • @jskullheisenberg5227
      @jskullheisenberg5227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes man. this definitely is well said. He deserves so much more and I'm glad to see his channel grow. I just got off amazon buying his book.

    • @erentar2002
      @erentar2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the video was fucking terrifying

  • @Thisispow
    @Thisispow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I do use this channel for educational purposes, I can't help myself.

    • @knoven-
      @knoven- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@WhyDoesYTUseHandlesNow Yeah it shows
      Nice save, good on you

    • @yeahoh2222
      @yeahoh2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lmao

    • @Thisispow
      @Thisispow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@che1r Nope, didn't work.

  • @ibrahimkhursheed1022
    @ibrahimkhursheed1022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    exurb1a: smallpox was measles was
    anti-vax people: nop

    • @Kevin15047
      @Kevin15047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Antivaxers WERE a group of morons who thought they could understand science but couldn't and their lack of understanding combined with their need to feel special caused the return of diseases which were previously almost eradicated.
      The movement died when the brainless cunts were rightly rounded up and forced to live in a colony in Antarctica. The colony was eventually wiped out by disease.

    • @DataOperativeX
      @DataOperativeX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Kevin15047 i love this

    • @UndeadKIRA
      @UndeadKIRA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you mean pro-plague people

    • @moisesmatias1125
      @moisesmatias1125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Antivaccine believers were a group of people based in a antivaccine idea that was based in total biases and no scientific propositions.
      Eventually, like flat earth believing people, they gradually diminished, thanks to the evolution, who took care of those who opted for no vaccines and were eventually isolated from the society, because of the risks they represented, or the human knowkedge of generations, who by achieving more knowledge, got better and greater scientific knowledge and abandoned old superstisions based on their shadows of fear, which they discovered, were nothing at all.