I also love the fact that the giant water tower has a pour spout at the top, seemingly designed for the sole purpose of dumping the water into the mine.
One reason I at one time wanted to be a cinematographer was cause the cameraman never dies. Also why I never wanted to be a redshirt extra character on "Star Trek" (TOS), 'cause... Y'know...😏
It’s why I’ve always had such a tough time with this movie. I remember being like, 15 at the theater & thinking, “Jesus Christ, lady, shut the hell up!”
The funniest thing about this film is that Short Round is the only person Indy openly likes consistently throughout the whole series. He lets him wear his hat, he protects him, and never argues with him. He likes short round more than his own son.
You could tell that Harrison and Ke Huy Kwan really got a kick outta one another. 🙂 It was *SUCH* a terrible shame that none of the additional films had "Short Round" present. The character would have been PERFECT for both "Crystal Skull" and the last stupid one.
You have to order off the menu. Just ask your waitperson for monkey brains and beetles with a side order of eyeball soup. They'll hook you up right away.
As a Indian from India, food on table scene is totally accurate. This is what we Indians eat daily with our family. Thanks Spielberg for showcasing authentic Indian cuisine to world.❤
I loved how they had Willie freaking out over every piece of food because it was monkey brains or whatever, but Indy is causally eating trail mix or some other very "normal" thing that you never really get to see up close. We're only doing this to torture the girl. I see. Continue.
Willie's personality summary is pretty accurate. 😂 Fun fact: Mythbusters tested the raft thing to use it as a parachute and it turns out it _is_ actually plausible! Barely, as I recall, and done differently than the movie, but plausible.
I remember them basically saying there is no way it would work like shown so in my mind that one was busted. Btw, they started uploading full episodes on YT so maybe that one is online already.
I loved the raft parachute and pretty much everything up to that point. But then when you see the guy standing on the bank, the initial roller coaster ride is over.
"Well they've just been praying for the white person to come and save them" "For the what?" "For the RIGHT person to come and save them" "Oh, ok" Man that one was just crazy🤣
I'm thrilled at the number of adventure sports I can put my flimsy looking inflatable raft to! Isn't it amazing what you can learn just by listening to videos as a podcast?
I did, in the movie theater, right away, and I was 13. ;-) I got every impossibility back then, it's the movie that made me understand what this franchise was trying to do, and in so, it's better than Raiders of the Lost Ark. I never understand the criticism with Interdimensional human beings, nuking the fridge or time travel, with the latter movies: it's what Indiana Jones is supposed to deal with! PULP!
I still remember my cousin quipping "Oh that was SO fake" at the crocodiles scene. I turned to him and stared, retorting "Well, I certainly HOPE so. Otherwise, the ending cast credits might be awfully short... ...round".
Every time, I searched the frames for legit body parts... Even dummies I would accept... I searched until the VHS wore out... nothing but delicious, delicious clothes...
@@Novastar.SaberCombat Now go back and watch the original Lion King movie. There's that "I just can't wait to be King song near the beginning of the movie. Look at the fantastic animation for all the animals. Now look at the kindergarten animation of the crocodiles. I promise you won't be able to un-see it. You're welcome.
"So, Willie is performing a version of "Anything Goes" by Cole Porter in Mandarin -" "But, shouldn't she be singing in the Shanghainese dialect that her audience would have spoken at the time?" "先生，請從我的背上下來" "好吧，讓我從那裡爬下來"
I love how Ryan managed to address the question of pitching old movies while still satisfying the closing screenshot gag, his main concern during the Q&A. well done, you magnificent man
Correction "Why would they have a secret tunnel in the guest bedroom?" So their secret henchmen can sneak in to kill the guests, like what literally just happened to Indie in the previous scene. "Oh yeah...."
Had to scroll a decent bit but I Knew I'd find someone who said this, I was gonna but I was like nah someone already has for sure. Was legit about to give up, but you are the hero here for sure.
So the movie can happen They read the script and they know better than to do it that way He has better plot armor Because I need to set up a sequel How else am I gonna cram the product placement directly between your eyes According to villain code they have to do it that way But you see more things blow up this way And other very real reasons they make the movies the way they do.
Your bit about the theft of a rock; “oh no!”, and it’s a special rock; “That’s even worse!” and they also kidnapped all their children “yeah that sucks too I guess., nearly killed me dead. The delivery was perfect. Usually the creative juices slow down over time but you really filled this one with an extra pack of perfect zingers. Outstanding! I bet it was barely an inconvenience.
Imagine it would be minotaur minors and just a minor mine, not such a large one - and the bad guy's name would be Mei Ning - who let them mine for minor mines instead to make the minor mine a bit saver.
One time this movie came on my tv I had playing in the background as I was listening to an episode of distractible titled "Anything Goes" and both the singer at the beginning and the narrator for distractible said "anything goes" at the same time. It was weird as _hell_ and I still think about it a lot
"I got a family friendly action-adventure sequel for you" "Family friendly action adventure are tight!" "It has child slavery, human sacrifice and questionable meal choices." "Oh my god"
@@Quincy_Morris That along with Poltergeist (1982) and Gremlins are what made Spielberg go up to the MPA (formerly known as the MPAA) and suggest the PG-13 rating.
I'm so glad you took my idea and started doing funny skits for older movies for us older people over 40. Keep going. The channel is great and brings laughs to many.
Why do I feel like the Pervy Guy from Ryan's other sketches is Producer Guys sleazy brother? This might be the best pitch meeting so far. The dialog was on point and the jokes were fast and relentless. Well done on this one.
That little floaty warning started to go by and I thought “oh this will be cute, They’re gonna make a funny little joke about people being dumb,” and then I was like “oh no they’re serious. They’re really worried people are that dumb.” Rightfully so.
Yeah, agreed. Especially considering that myth busters tested it and apparently it could work, which I'm sure will eventually inspire somebody to try it for real
Yeah... And the fact that a woman successfully sued an appliances company because she put her cat in a microwave to dry it and the cat died. She claimed that the manual did not include instructions or warnings to NOT put cats in it. So yeah... Better be safe than sorry.
"Hey, don't look at me I'm not the architect, I'm just the guy that made up the architect and this whole plan of his." "NO FURTHER QUESTIONS" Gold. Well done!
I love how the disclaimer doesn't outright say, "Dont't do it." It's more like, "Don't blame us if you do it and get hurt. We didn't tell you to do it."
See if not for that disclaimer I would have been sailing headfirst in a raft, out of a plane, to probably my demise. Thank you. I do love how easy it is to dissect pretty much any movie in existence. SO fun and SO much potential material.
"Indy grabs Willie. The woman." Too many funny parts here! I love your brain!!! More old movie Pitch Meetings, please! You'll never run out of material!
I agree more classic movies would be tight! And that would allow you to showcase your collection of antique typewriters. I like how this one is significantly more modern than the one used to write Superman
Hoosier here- we've had out of staters pronounce our state 'Indida' before... really? really? we've been around quite a while, you never learned the names of states in schools?! :)
I went to watch this movie at the cinema in Zimbabwe where I grew up, it holds a special place in my heart, for me one of the best action movies ever made. The ending is absolutely brilliant with the train track scene and bridge scene ,and Indy’s clothes look dirty and grimy just how they would look. No Cgi just real action. I am surprised Ryan didn’t mention the guy pulling the guys heart out scene.
Producer Guy: Why do they all yell 'Kelly Ma' and who is she? Scrpt Writer Guy: No, its Kalima. And your heart gets ripped out. Producer Guy: Owowowowow.
Boy oh boy what a great video to listen to in the background, sure glad there were no important messages on screen just like every other pitch meeting! The mountain cliff river rafting sounded so fun that I’m going to go try that right now!
I got so excited by the prospect of jumping off a cliff with an inflatable raft that I immediately hopped on Amazon to buy one and almost missed the text scroll that said "NY ACTIONS TAKEN BASED ON THE VIDEO ARE AT THE VIEWER'S OWN RISK." Phew, glad I caught that! Now I know to perform my dangerous actions based on the video outside of New York so I'm still covered by the Pitch Meeting channel liability.
The Mummy trilogy (Brendan Fraser) and The Scorpion King next please if we want to do more adventure films where the main character is an archeologist!
I'd also like to see John Carter, the Disney remake of The Princess of Mars. For it's time, the special effects are top notch/excellent. Such a strange character for Steve Carell to play the villain.
Also, going two years without an EEAAO Pitch Meeting is NOT Tight! (Seriously, I want to know how that was _actually_ pitched. I bet it was like when Mac and Charlie were writing their Dolph Lundgren scientist movie.)
@@benabramowitz18eeaao is too good for a pitch meeting, they work best with terrible movies. Also short round absolutely should have been the next Indy but it wasnt the white time.
@@MyBiPolarBearMax This. I think he explained in one of his revisited videos. While watching movies, he take notes and forms his jokes. If there aren't enough jokes, he doesn't do one. It works better for bad movies, but he had definitely done some for good ones, too.
I was today years old when I found out this was a prequel movie. I always thought this was just a bonkers little adventure Indy had in-between the times he fought Nazis over Biblical and Biblically related artifacts. I never noticed the difference in the years when they came on screen.
I wouldn't be surprised if there is already a porn movie (or series) called "In Diana Jones". And if there isn't yet, I wouldn't be surprised if there soon will be.
"Some evil folks from a nearby palace stole one of their rocks." "Oh no!" "And this was a special rock!" "That's even WORSE!" As a rockhound, I can confirm, Producer Guy's reaction here is valid.
I think I'll try out that great suggestion! My grandfather left me his raft after he used it to jump off the Hoover dam. He said he was too cool for school and that's why as an inspiration I never learned to read. It's incredible that the raft survived the jump.
My favorite Indy movie ,a true classic,came out the year i was born so growing up it was on HBO alot,i actually think its the best film in the trilogy,most fun,most funny,and he saved the kids,and Short round is his best sidekick ever, please do more pitch meetings for classics like this
Did u catch the other part...the Marvel Avengers infinity stone reference? He says they have 3 of the stones but theres 5 and are looking for the remaining 2 .. lol. Literally Thanos looking for the last two, the Time and Mind stones.
Great pitch meeting as always, but is there something up with your audio? It sounds a little off. Either way, thanks for all the great stuff and mazal tov on the baby!
Hey Ryan! Doing a pitch meeting on these would be super easy, barely an inconvenience: #1 - The Room #2 - Birdemic: Shock and Terror #3 - Battlefield Earth
In the Indy universe, an inflatable raft, a fridge and the holy grail have the same power level
That math checks out in my book.
That goes along with surviving a truck explosion while trapped inside a basket.
The plot is very powerful
Don't forgeting closing your eyes. That can stop god.
And it's over 9000
Yes, that's correct
“What are the minor miners mining for?”
Many good lines in this one, love it. Wowowow.
...wow.
Says Matt Gaetz
This is exactly what I came to the comments for 😂
THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES
Seashells.
But all the good deposits are perilously close to Ocean.
I also love the fact that the giant water tower has a pour spout at the top, seemingly designed for the sole purpose of dumping the water into the mine.
in case of fire
It’s like one of those things at a water park
Because the movie has to movie
"He gives them a lift to the plot"
I love it when villains are considerate of the need for the movie to happen.
And just remember no matter how low you are on fuel, your plane always has enough gas to make it to the crash site.
Yeah yeah yeah
Very polite
I'm permanently borrowing that line!!! Lmao!😂💀
One reason I at one time wanted to be a cinematographer was cause the cameraman never dies.
Also why I never wanted to be a redshirt extra character on "Star Trek" (TOS), 'cause... Y'know...😏
In the Lego game for this movie Willie's only power is screaming. Kudos for nailing this.
It’s why I’ve always had such a tough time with this movie. I remember being like, 15 at the theater & thinking, “Jesus Christ, lady, shut the hell up!”
Oh noooo, Lego's got it even more on the nose 😅
She also has Hyper Jump to be fair.
Hey it works for black canary
@@hansolo235 As I recall most if not all female characters from that period of Lego games had double-jump but that stun scream power was all Willie's.
Starting off with " In Diana" joke was just...........perfect! 🤣🤣
I think you mean it was tight! 😅
Ari Zona Smith wouldn't worked too. Or Ken Tucky Davis.
nah it was pretty obvious and shitty tbh
But was it?
@@legionarybooks13 Yeah. Joking in Diana is TIGHT!
The funniest thing about this film is that Short Round is the only person Indy openly likes consistently throughout the whole series. He lets him wear his hat, he protects him, and never argues with him. He likes short round more than his own son.
He argues with him during their card game.
To be fair, so does everyone else...
And yet, he never again associates with him.
You could tell that Harrison and Ke Huy Kwan really got a kick outta one another. 🙂 It was *SUCH* a terrible shame that none of the additional films had "Short Round" present. The character would have been PERFECT for both "Crystal Skull" and the last stupid one.
I think he was always on good terms with Brody and Sallah wasn’t he?
I guess I've never been to an authentic Indian restaurant.
You have to order off the menu. Just ask your waitperson for monkey brains and beetles with a side order of eyeball soup. They'll hook you up right away.
😂
@@dlxmarks 😂
@@dlxmarks"Oh, hello officer! Wait, the manager sent you?"
My headcannon is that they were messing with whitey
The dedication to Ke Huy Quan at the end!! The end joke can be about good things sometimes which is very good i decided!
It's a good thing that you provided a disclaimer when joking about jumping out of a plane without a parachute. You definitely saved lives.
Well I was getting ready just there, but after reading this you're right! Maybe it's dangerous.
CANOE it is!
@@gavinpowell4607 A canoe is definitely safer 😅
Instructions unclear, currently falliiiiiiiiii........................
Sadly, most probably, Darwin will be disappointed
yes I was about to launch my inflatable of a cliff but decided against it after reading that lol
You had me in tears on this one. "A bunch of bad guys fall into the water and immediately turn into screaming clothes~" ROFL
ROFLWTIME - Roll On the Floor Laughing With Tears In My Eyes?
Only way to beat the M rating I guess.
@@markuhler2664 Weeping for the memory of a life gone by
Steven Spielberg: "Men turning into clothes, huh?... Let's make our version of War of the Worlds!"
@@planetofthegapes Ultravox!
“What were the minor miners mining for anyway?”
That made me laugh.
SAME 😂😂😂
As a Indian from India, food on table scene is totally accurate. This is what we Indians eat daily with our family. Thanks Spielberg for showcasing authentic Indian cuisine to world.❤
Yeah, all that Palak Paneer, Chicken Korma and Malai Kofta is just meant to confuse westerners.
I loved how they had Willie freaking out over every piece of food because it was monkey brains or whatever, but Indy is causally eating trail mix or some other very "normal" thing that you never really get to see up close.
We're only doing this to torture the girl.
I see. Continue.
For dessert: Man go lasst.
🤤
Though, mango lassi is pretty tasty despite being inauthentic.
I hope you get that that wasn't what the scene was going for.
@@DSan-kl2yc I heard that missing sarcasm is really easy, barely an inconvenience!
Willie's personality summary is pretty accurate. 😂 Fun fact: Mythbusters tested the raft thing to use it as a parachute and it turns out it _is_ actually plausible! Barely, as I recall, and done differently than the movie, but plausible.
I remember them basically saying there is no way it would work like shown so in my mind that one was busted. Btw, they started uploading full episodes on YT so maybe that one is online already.
They also showed the NBC Kight Rider stunt with the TA KITT drive directly into the 🚚 . It worked safely.
The writer of the movie doesn't deserve the satisfaction of validation.
Are u saying it's super easy, barely an inconvenience ?
I loved the raft parachute and pretty much everything up to that point.
But then when you see the guy standing on the bank, the initial roller coaster ride is over.
"What are the miner miners mining for?" is the greatest sentence in all of Ryan George pitch meetings. Can I get a T-shirt?
minor miners.
Or wait, was it miner minors? Now I'm confused.
"Well they've just been praying for the white person to come and save them"
"For the what?"
"For the RIGHT person to come and save them"
"Oh, ok"
Man that one was just crazy🤣
I had to do a double take to make sure I heard that right😂
@@josephaaron4985 Hey! That's the thing the guy said!
That was so well done 😂
@@chinkasuyaro8983yeh, yeh, yeh!
Best line of the sketch (among a bunch of good ones)
"makes you wonder why all the kids didnt do that"
"no it doesnt"
great delivery on that😂
😂😂😂😂
I'm glad you can find occasions to do pitch meetings on older movies with some more recent news!
Making more Indiana Jones pitch meetings to squeeze out another compilation video is tight!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
It sure is sir!
wow wow wow...wow
It’s super easy barely an inconvenience
Oh hey, shut up.YEAH, I'm excited for the compilation episode!
I think this is the first time I’ve noticed a legal disclaimer in a pitch meeting
I'm thrilled at the number of adventure sports I can put my flimsy looking inflatable raft to! Isn't it amazing what you can learn just by listening to videos as a podcast?
Short Round was a great sidekick for Indy. He was resourceful and could take care of himself and Willie while helping Indy.
Daaaaamn... I can't believe I never thought about the whole smallish water tower VS huge mines thing before.
I did, in the movie theater, right away, and I was 13. ;-) I got every impossibility back then, it's the movie that made me understand what this franchise was trying to do, and in so, it's better than Raiders of the Lost Ark. I never understand the criticism with Interdimensional human beings, nuking the fridge or time travel, with the latter movies: it's what Indiana Jones is supposed to deal with! PULP!
That's a 'heyshutup' moment
also, why is there a water tower IN the mine and how did they even get the water in there?
heyshutup
You missed the golden opportunity to drop the 'n' in 'damn' there (no I'm not a dad, why do you ask?)
I never thought about the fact that the villain sacrificed a whole plane just to kill Indy when he could've just shot him before takeoff.
"Immediately turn into screaming clothes" killed me
I literally choked on my food! you would think that I would have learned not to eat and watch these. 😄
Yeah as a kid I wanted to see the crocodiles actually eating people, but all I got to see was crocodiles eating clothes
I still remember my cousin quipping "Oh that was SO fake" at the crocodiles scene. I turned to him and stared, retorting "Well, I certainly HOPE so. Otherwise, the ending cast credits might be awfully short... ...round".
Every time, I searched the frames for legit body parts... Even dummies I would accept... I searched until the VHS wore out... nothing but delicious, delicious clothes...
@@Novastar.SaberCombat Now go back and watch the original Lion King movie.
There's that "I just can't wait to be King song near the beginning of the movie. Look at the fantastic animation for all the animals.
Now look at the kindergarten animation of the crocodiles. I promise you won't be able to un-see it.
You're welcome.
"So, Willie is performing a version of "Anything Goes" by Cole Porter in Mandarin -"
"But, shouldn't she be singing in the Shanghainese dialect that her audience would have spoken at the time?"
"先生，請從我的背上下來"
"好吧，讓我從那裡爬下來"
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哇哇哇... 哇
like, Cantonese?
@@MadTurnip suddenly knowing what that translates to is super easy.
😳😳😳 ... 😳
I love how Ryan managed to address the question of pitching old movies while still satisfying the closing screenshot gag, his main concern during the Q&A. well done, you magnificent man
Correction "Why would they have a secret tunnel in the guest bedroom?" So their secret henchmen can sneak in to kill the guests, like what literally just happened to Indie in the previous scene. "Oh yeah...."
I laughed pretty hard at this one, especially at "this was a special rock" "that's even worse!".
I spent the whole movie fearing that the Bad Guys would grab Indy's Magic Stones by trapping his Willie in a flooded tunnel.
... *slow clap*
*chef's kiss*
I haven't laughed so hard since Paul Pelosi and some hobo were wrestling each other for a hammer.
XD
“giving them a lift to the plot.” is a hilarious way to put it.😂
Had to scroll a decent bit but I Knew I'd find someone who said this, I was gonna but I was like nah someone already has for sure. Was legit about to give up, but you are the hero here for sure.
So the movie can happen
They read the script and they know better than to do it that way
He has better plot armor
Because I need to set up a sequel
How else am I gonna cram the product placement directly between your eyes
According to villain code they have to do it that way
But you see more things blow up this way
And other very real reasons they make the movies the way they do.
@@protorhinocerator142 hm
@@kamenanew9867 same here :D
New catchphrase contender even
"He's gonna give them a lift to the plot" - My new favorite line...
Your bit about the theft of a rock; “oh no!”, and it’s a special rock; “That’s even worse!” and they also kidnapped all their children “yeah that sucks too I guess., nearly killed me dead. The delivery was perfect.
Usually the creative juices slow down over time but you really filled this one with an extra pack of perfect zingers.
Outstanding! I bet it was barely an inconvenience.
"Minor miners mining" I seriously had to pause the vid & LMAO!
Imagine it would be minotaur minors and just a minor mine, not such a large one - and the bad guy's name would be Mei Ning - who let them mine for minor mines instead to make the minor mine a bit saver.
@@miriamweller812 Mei Ning mining mines with minor minotaurs.
"They're _MINERS,_ not minors!"
@@benabramowitz18 "Sure they're like three years old."
I seriously had to pause the vid & LMAO & look for your comment and comment on it with this comment!
2:20 the disclaimer 💀
I can't tell if that's part of the joke or if he actually had to include that for legal purposes. Or both.
“…and immediately turn into screaming clothes!”
I lost it 😂
That bit killed me lool😂😂
"A lift to the plot" - a lot of heavy lifting these days. Nice line RG.
One time this movie came on my tv I had playing in the background as I was listening to an episode of distractible titled "Anything Goes" and both the singer at the beginning and the narrator for distractible said "anything goes" at the same time. It was weird as _hell_ and I still think about it a lot
The most wholesome final image yet 🥲
Hell Yeah
"I got a family friendly action-adventure sequel for you"
"Family friendly action adventure are tight!"
"It has child slavery, human sacrifice and questionable meal choices."
"Oh my god"
And a guy who pulls a guys heart out his chest
Indiana jones is not nor was it ever family friendly. It invented the PG-13 rating
@@Quincy_Morris That along with Poltergeist (1982) and Gremlins are what made Spielberg go up to the MPA (formerly known as the MPAA) and suggest the PG-13 rating.
It's about as family friendly as Coraline is a kid's movie!
Also a guy gets crushed in a rock crusher leaving a bloody stain on the roller
I'm so glad you took my idea and started doing funny skits for older movies for us older people over 40. Keep going. The channel is great and brings laughs to many.
I remember this movie being really bad. This brings back fond memories of horrible it was.
I did once try to slide down a flight of stairs inside my highschool with an inflatable raft. It did not survive the attempt.
Sorry about your loss.
But you obviously survived.
I think that was just user error though.
But YOU did, so... it did it's job.
Did it die from too many bullet holes?
"What are the minor miners mining for?"
Had me thinking for a second lol
Today they mine for rare earth minerals for our electronics.
@@KasumiKenshiroukids are "employed" at the US border as well. The gov funds it!!
@@KasumiKenshirou Congolese kids clawing for cobalt, too
Or is it "miner minors mining"?
@@mattlm64 Yeah, that's a pretty crucial distinction, exactly who was he talking about? :)
Just discovered your channel, glad to see you're still uploading because I absolutely love your videos!
2:09 That disclaimer was TIGHT😂😂😂
Prolly so easy to write, that it was barely an inconvenience.
Yeah yeah yeah!
Wow wow wow.........wow
It was a stretch.
Why do I feel like the Pervy Guy from Ryan's other sketches is Producer Guys sleazy brother?
This might be the best pitch meeting so far. The dialog was on point and the jokes were fast and relentless. Well done on this one.
That might be the most wholesome ending to a pitch meeting ever
That little floaty warning started to go by and I thought “oh this will be cute, They’re gonna make a funny little joke about people being dumb,” and then I was like “oh no they’re serious. They’re really worried people are that dumb.” Rightfully so.
Given the audience, it was probably for the best. This is also TH-cam, soooo.......
Yeah, agreed. Especially considering that myth busters tested it and apparently it could work, which I'm sure will eventually inspire somebody to try it for real
I was also waiting for a classic Ryan George joke in the floaty text but it was serious the whole time😢
Yeah... And the fact that a woman successfully sued an appliances company because she put her cat in a microwave to dry it and the cat died. She claimed that the manual did not include instructions or warnings to NOT put cats in it. So yeah... Better be safe than sorry.
Hi Ryan! Please do a Pitch Meeting for The Room!
"Hey, don't look at me I'm not the architect, I'm just the guy that made up the architect and this whole plan of his."
"NO FURTHER QUESTIONS"
Gold. Well done!
Safer that way lol
Well as they say, the characters are only as bright as the writer xD.
That "no further questions" was the perfect topper for that joke!
I love how the disclaimer doesn't outright say, "Dont't do it." It's more like, "Don't blame us if you do it and get hurt. We didn't tell you to do it."
See if not for that disclaimer I would have been sailing headfirst in a raft, out of a plane, to probably my demise. Thank you. I do love how easy it is to dissect pretty much any movie in existence. SO fun and SO much potential material.
New mic jumpscare
I thought maybe something was blocking my speaker
I think its the old mic lol, given the outro being old and the fact hes releasing a bunch of backlog while fatherhooding
Fr. I thought it was my speakers
That sounds like the old videos for some reason
@@moffman87 interesting, I shall keep in mind if its ever revealed, seems like a downgrade to me but maybe ill get used to it
thanks
The disclaimer at the bottom of the screen during the raft portion of the pitch was unironically hilarious!
"Indy grabs Willie. The woman."
Too many funny parts here!
I love your brain!!!
More old movie Pitch Meetings, please!
You'll never run out of material!
I agree more classic movies would be tight! And that would allow you to showcase your collection of antique typewriters. I like how this one is significantly more modern than the one used to write Superman
he said it’s not always possible with the Screen Rant article ending 😢
This is one of Ryan's best Pitch Meetings in a while. So many good throwaway jokes that pass by super quickly.
This has to be one of your funniest! The disclaimer about the raft is priceless!
The "In-Diana" sleazy video joke was gold. I would never think to take the word Indiana and convert it into something more salacious.
It took me a full second and then I was like "Damn, that was hella clever."
Have you met my Uncle, he lives for those types of jokes 😂
I chuckled hard, because there really is an X-rated movie named In Diana Jones. The things you learn about in college.
Hoosier here- we've had out of staters pronounce our state 'Indida' before... really? really? we've been around quite a while, you never learned the names of states in schools?! :)
"They turn into screaming clothes!" Never herd it explained like that, but you hit the nail on the head.
Ive watched that scene many times...never saw not one body...just the clothes...i figured the screams were from all the naked people running away
The ending gag was really sweet. Nice job, Ryan.
"Singing Willies are tight!" Great line.
Missed an opportunity to say shes a hot willie...when being lowered into the burning pit...
I went to watch this movie at the cinema in Zimbabwe where I grew up, it holds a special place in my heart, for me one of the best action movies ever made. The ending is absolutely brilliant with the train track scene and bridge scene ,and Indy’s clothes look dirty and grimy just how they would look. No Cgi just real action. I am surprised Ryan didn’t mention the guy pulling the guys heart out scene.
Just another thing in the life of people who do human sacrifices.
Producer Guy: Why do they all yell 'Kelly Ma' and who is she?
Scrpt Writer Guy: No, its Kalima. And your heart gets ripped out.
Producer Guy: Owowowowow.
@@gm2407 This is genius. Repost as it's own thread.
The British Army turning up to save the day probably would go down a treat in Zimbabwe today
@@jamesr8473 I hear you
Boy oh boy what a great video to listen to in the background, sure glad there were no important messages on screen just like every other pitch meeting! The mountain cliff river rafting sounded so fun that I’m going to go try that right now!
Make a pitch meeting for the Resident Evil Movies next!
@VanLaskia Well like everyone else he's decided that not acknowledging it's existence was the happier route
Might I suggest the TH-camr Space Ice? He’s covered several RE movies hilariously
All 6 of them - yeah, yeah, yeah
SO many good jokes, but the "screaming clothes" had me in stitches!
this is one of your most clever pitch meetings. very enjoyable! Thanks Ryan
The fact that you had to add a disclaimer scroll during the raft bit is both hilarious and sad at the same time😂😢
2:31 I love how the executive guy cared about the rock’s well-being more than the kidnapped children’s 😂
It was a special rock.
I got so excited by the prospect of jumping off a cliff with an inflatable raft that I immediately hopped on Amazon to buy one and almost missed the text scroll that said "NY ACTIONS TAKEN BASED ON THE VIDEO ARE AT THE VIEWER'S OWN RISK." Phew, glad I caught that! Now I know to perform my dangerous actions based on the video outside of New York so I'm still covered by the Pitch Meeting channel liability.
The Mummy trilogy (Brendan Fraser) and The Scorpion King next please if we want to do more adventure films where the main character is an archeologist!
This right here! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🔥🔥🔥
I'd also like to see John Carter, the Disney remake of The Princess of Mars. For it's time, the special effects are top notch/excellent.
Such a strange character for Steve Carell to play the villain.
@@Lavonne9870 Steve Carell was in John Carter?!
I could watch the classic film pitch meetings all day.
1:26 THE BEST explanation to a plot from Pitch meeting
Waking in the middle of the night to drink water but running into a new episode of pitch meeting is super tight!
cool, but you shouldn't keep your laptop in your fridge
I am loving these older movie reviews.
I love how in all these videos the writer and the exec take turns being the insane one and the straight man from second to second
0:51 “so then Indie grabs Willy” “Ohhh😏”
“The woman” “oh😒”
This pitch meeting made me think that there is a double meaning behind Willy's character, and her name.
@@garrettbays6942 James Bond: So your parents wanted a son?
Pervy Guy cameo!😂
Seeing Short Round go from a plucky sidekick to a world class husband in Michelle Yeohs masterpiece is tight!
Also, going two years without an EEAAO Pitch Meeting is NOT Tight!
(Seriously, I want to know how that was _actually_ pitched. I bet it was like when Mac and Charlie were writing their Dolph Lundgren scientist movie.)
He also should have inherited Indy’s mantle instead of that trainwreck Phoebe Waller Bridge.
@@benabramowitz18eeaao is too good for a pitch meeting, they work best with terrible movies.
Also short round absolutely should have been the next Indy but it wasnt the white time.
I cried when he won the oscar.
@@MyBiPolarBearMax This. I think he explained in one of his revisited videos. While watching movies, he take notes and forms his jokes. If there aren't enough jokes, he doesn't do one. It works better for bad movies, but he had definitely done some for good ones, too.
I really love the tie in to the Screen Rant ending screenshot that allow you to do older movies.
Watching a Pitch Meeting the moment it comes out is super easy, barely an inconvenience 😎
I love that it's never explained that this is a prequel
It says 1935 in the beginning of the movie I think. Which is before raiders
Ever since I saw the movie in a theater in 1984 I've thought it was a sequel.
I was today years old when I found out this was a prequel movie. I always thought this was just a bonkers little adventure Indy had in-between the times he fought Nazis over Biblical and Biblically related artifacts. I never noticed the difference in the years when they came on screen.
explained at 5:15
TIL that Temple of Doom is a prequel
These need to be at the beginning of movies in theaters to get the group in a good mood.
Watching a new Pitch Meeting video during lunch is Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience!!
Oh really?
Hey I watched it while eating lunch too! Lunch buddies!
@@carter_lovejoy yeah yeah yeah
Pitch Meeting scripts are tight.
@@soupwizard what was your lunch? I had homemade salad and picked up wings and fries from WingStop. 😋
Mola Ram holding up a beating human heart inspired me not only to become a cardiologist but also gave me a lifelong love of Dhalsim
the Street Fighter character?
So you're that cardiologist I keep hearing about who rips the beating hearts out of patients.
TIGHT!
and we wonder why heart pulling is a move in 'Mortal Kombat'! :)
Lol. I love your channel, sir!
"Those are pretty fun." -- "What?" - "I mean OH NO!" 😂😂😂😂
1984 Spielberg not caring (Temple) vs. 2008 Spielberg not caring (Skull) is a testament to the greatness of 80's Spielberg.
I mean, Spielberg has said that Temple is his least favorite Indy movie.
@@carter_lovejoy did he say this before he made Skull? ^^
This movie was him not caring?
@@carter_lovejoy Is that because he also couldn't handle his wife's constant screaming?
@@mori1bund Yes. It’s on the Making Of featurette/documentary you can find on the Blu-ray collection’s bonus features disc.
Screaming Clothes is the name of my garage band.
Now you got me going back to older videos, checking if those also had a safety disclaimer at the bottom and I kept missing them...
Bro I LOST IT when it said for the “white/right person to save them” 02:47 😂😂😂😂😂
Might be the best ryan George bit which is saying something
It says so in the captions too
You need to bring back "whoops, whoopsie" haven't heard that in a while
It beats my P--n parody title "Indiana Bones In The Temple Of Poon"
Look, I'm gonna need you to get aaaall the way off his back about what catchphrases to include more often.
@@MarvelManMike82 i thought it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience for him to include all his catchphrases
Whoops!
@@framedragged whoopsies
I think this video is a gas 😂 Also spot on about Willie only screaming. That’s literally her one power in the Lego Indiana Jones game.
"I was thinking about the parody series my sleazy brother is working on."
I actually had to think about that one for a second
I seem to recall an adult film from that time which used "Temple of Poon" in its title. I will not be searching for it to confirm though.
@@dlxmarks Does it have ShortRound?
I wouldn't be surprised if there is already a porn movie (or series) called "In Diana Jones".
And if there isn't yet, I wouldn't be surprised if there soon will be.
@@PhilBagels there is a series of "sequels" about Indy's daughter, Carolina Jones
This was the title of a porn video in “40 Days and 40 Nights”.
This reminds me that I still want to see an Everything Everywhere All at Once pitch meeting.
"Some evil folks from a nearby palace stole one of their rocks."
"Oh no!"
"And this was a special rock!"
"That's even WORSE!"
As a rockhound, I can confirm, Producer Guy's reaction here is valid.
I think I'll try out that great suggestion! My grandfather left me his raft after he used it to jump off the Hoover dam. He said he was too cool for school and that's why as an inspiration I never learned to read. It's incredible that the raft survived the jump.
My favorite Indy movie ,a true classic,came out the year i was born so growing up it was on HBO alot,i actually think its the best film in the trilogy,most fun,most funny,and he saved the kids,and Short round is his best sidekick ever, please do more pitch meetings for classics like this
Please tell me, Im not alone in thinking the audio sounds different. Excellent pitch as always btw!
I posted the same thing. Can't put my finger on it, though. EQ? Compression?
What a heart-pounding Pitch Meeting!
"be still my beating heart... now in your hand..."
"What are the minir miners mining for" that got me a little too much
Did u catch the other part...the Marvel Avengers infinity stone reference?
He says they have 3 of the stones but theres 5 and are looking for the remaining 2 .. lol. Literally Thanos looking for the last two, the Time and Mind stones.
They were trying to top the "weird japanese food" scene from the Scott Glenn movie, "The challenge".
He was giving them a lift to the.... plot.
That got me! 😂😂😂
Ke Huy Quan appreciation videos are _TIGHT_
Great pitch meeting as always, but is there something up with your audio? It sounds a little off. Either way, thanks for all the great stuff and mazal tov on the baby!
Hey Ryan! Doing a pitch meeting on these would be super easy, barely an inconvenience:
#1 - The Room
#2 - Birdemic: Shock and Terror
#3 - Battlefield Earth
Oh my god, yes!
It would involve watching them. That's a strange interpretation of barely an inconvenience.
@@igrim4777 This.