James Bond: No Time To Die Pitch Meeting

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    With five movies and fifteen years under his belt, Daniel Craig is officially the actor who has played James Bond for the longest time. Before he passes the torch onto the next actor to take on 007, Craig gets one last hurrah as the MI6 agent in No Time To Die.
    No Time To Die definitely raises some questions though. Like is it dangerous to stand next to exploding graves? Why is that bridge perfectly designed for escapes? Is that De Niro?! How did Blofeld get and use a bionic eyeball and continue to run Spectre with it while in MI6 custody? How do nanobots work? Why did every single member of Spectre get together in one spot? What’s Safin’s deal, anyway?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to No Time To Die! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @ScreenRant
    @ScreenRant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1021

    Which Pitch Meeting is your favorite so far?

    • @andrewotte5485
      @andrewotte5485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      The ones that aren't spoiling movies that are still in theaters.

    • @legueu
      @legueu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Every single one. It's crazy what you can do other than shitty lists nobody cares about, when you try.

    • @ernestoamezcua7669
      @ernestoamezcua7669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      All of them, but especially The Scott Pilgrim vs. the World one (which u haven't made yet).

    • @catsinq5726
      @catsinq5726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Twilight cracks me up every time.

    • @docskywalker51riftstudios58
      @docskywalker51riftstudios58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I don’t know, I have so many favourites, I love the Star Wars mib mcu and sonic pitches, do you think Ryan would ever do doctor who

  • @markuhler2664
    @markuhler2664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4119

    "That's a surprise considering his balls were destroyed in Casino Royale."
    They were rebuilt. With Nanobots.

    • @ot0m0t0
      @ot0m0t0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +623

      Nanoballs.

    • @Padon84
      @Padon84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@ot0m0t0 Nanomachines Son

    • @aykhanaliyev4720
      @aykhanaliyev4720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@ot0m0t0 i like how youtube offered to translate your comment

    • @josesampaio5345
      @josesampaio5345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ot0m0t0 nice one. 😂😂😂

    • @sagaswp
      @sagaswp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!?

  • @LaughBoys
    @LaughBoys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8062

    *That internal conflict when you haven't seen the movie yet but you REALLY wanna watch the pitch meeting for it*

    • @aperson5215
      @aperson5215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      I just watch it no matter what

    • @jensdpunkt3705
      @jensdpunkt3705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      And now I feel I don't ever need to see it. It went downhill beginning with Dreadfall very fast...this is the pits.

    • @dr.j5367
      @dr.j5367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@aperson5215 same here. And I hit the like button right away regardless.

    • @GangstaStan010
      @GangstaStan010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I know you're pain. Damnit Ryan and your infectious humor.

    • @lifeofrex4377
      @lifeofrex4377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I watched it before they had time to release this

  • @whitwaltman5137
    @whitwaltman5137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2620

    "So, anyway, then Bond dies."
    (Longest silence in the history of Pitch Meetings.)
    "What?"
    Every Bond fan ever right with you there, Producer Guy.

    • @GH-hl8gu
      @GH-hl8gu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Why it bombed besides u got the makers trashing past bond films at every turn.

    • @gusp6612
      @gusp6612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@GH-hl8gu i mean it made over half a billion in pandemic times, outperformed shang chi too.

    • @superfreaktitan
      @superfreaktitan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Not to be that guy...but it's actually the second longest. Longest one happened in the Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pitch meeting (probably my favorite pitch meeting and the closest Producer Guy ever came to just dying inside).

    • @mechellgrahamchannel1733
      @mechellgrahamchannel1733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      His “What!?” was priceless. I felt that 😳

    • @captaincoffeecake3595
      @captaincoffeecake3595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      John Wicks dog was pretty long

  • @JesseGolo
    @JesseGolo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1941

    "James Bond dies."
    You can see the pain in the producer's eyes as millions o dollars disappear into nothing before him.

    • @phmwu7368
      @phmwu7368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Next up... Movie 26... the name's Bond... Mathilde Bond ( spin-off by Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridges ) ?

    • @chrisbaker2784
      @chrisbaker2784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Agreed, but. Hundreds of millions. I think they're up to about 500 million and someone said they'll need 900 million to break even

    • @fansofst.maximustheconfess8226
      @fansofst.maximustheconfess8226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chrisbaker2784 Yuppi-dee-yup!

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      His non-daughter daughter 😁😁

    • @spidavenom4
      @spidavenom4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s irrelevant that he dies this movie because they’re starting a whole new Bond universe next one anyways. Idk why it’s such a big deal. At least we got to see film history as a bonus lmao

  • @cheponchocho2
    @cheponchocho2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2648

    I love how the EMP watch was "very powerful" and blows up several levels of power and a bionic eye, but Bond's earpiece and the silo's doors worked perfectly fine immediately after

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      The EMP had Nanomachines, don't worry about it.

    • @mr.ultrafino6891
      @mr.ultrafino6891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      It's actually very easy to do that. Barely an inconvenience.

    • @ChrisPeteG
      @ChrisPeteG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I liked how the EMP watch had ZERO impact on NanoBOTS...

    • @teslaromans1023
      @teslaromans1023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ChrisPeteG Because nanobots don’t have wire probably

    • @Fearless-1
      @Fearless-1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      The only real error with depiction of Bond's EMP emmiter is the igniting of the bionic eye. Although Q doesn't say so, all of Bond's and fem007's electronic equipment would be very realistically presumed to be EMP resistant. Integrated circuitry is very vulnerable to EMP. Large load electrical components such as lever switches, large electric motors, etc to open/close blast doors aren't affected by EMP.

  • @passnotsmash
    @passnotsmash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2602

    Writer: "So Bond is standing there as missiles approach the island."
    Producer: "Oh, boy, it's gonna be difficult to get outta that one."
    Writer: "... uh ...yes it is."

    • @superface
      @superface 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Oh, man, HUGE missed opportunity there!!

    • @passnotsmash
      @passnotsmash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@superface Yes! I was convinced that would be the line before I watched it.

    • @TheeLZ
      @TheeLZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They did this on the new space jam

    • @arfansthename
      @arfansthename 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Super difficult, basically an inconvenience

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought Bond was lying to Madeleine so she thought he was dead and then he would escape (like the start of Skyfall).

  • @jamielondon6436
    @jamielondon6436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    What I learned from this movie: While Bond is 100% impervious to bullets, explosions do have a mild, almost unpleasant effect on him, so … they're clearly worse.

    • @RorikH
      @RorikH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He must have had at least 8 bullet holes in him by the end of the movie.

    • @jamielondon6436
      @jamielondon6436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RorikH That's not what impervious means. ;-)

    • @RorikH
      @RorikH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamielondon6436 I know, but it's what happened in the movie, and is similar.

  • @lewiserox
    @lewiserox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I'll always be mad they didn't use the "It's time to die" line when Bond literally killed someone with a watch

    • @MKDumas1981
      @MKDumas1981 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've done that in the Train level in Goldeneye 007.

    • @Christian-ri2uf
      @Christian-ri2uf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MKDumas1981zapzapzapzapzap "Huurrrr!"

    • @neebs929
      @neebs929 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Definitely a missed opportunity.

    • @PrinceIsot
      @PrinceIsot 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Still appreciate they did the Bond pun with the sound effect lol

  • @lincolnduke
    @lincolnduke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1858

    "So the bad guy kidnaps James Bond's daughter."
    "Why?"
    "I dont know, he just does... then he gives her back."

    • @timsartistic7328
      @timsartistic7328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Its so ObV that the Bad Guy always wanted a family and a little girl to poison in order to blackmail her mother into staying him.
      Why, because! I'm gone need you to get all the way off my back about that🤣

    • @joshevans3421
      @joshevans3421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@timsartistic7328 ooooh having a little girl to poison in order to blackmail her mother is tight!

    • @rennervision
      @rennervision 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      When she just walked away, I literally thought to myself in the theater "Well that was super easy."

    • @timsartistic7328
      @timsartistic7328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@joshevans3421 Yesss, having a little Keychain poison vial is so tight, it was super easy barely an inconvenience!🤣

    • @gershefski
      @gershefski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@timsartistic7328 "wow wow wow"

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5508

    "Safin killed Madeline's mother when she was a kid - and now that she's all grown up they're the same age" - damn! Completely missed that one when I saw the movie...

    • @santiabellagomez
      @santiabellagomez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Hope you come back with one of your videos

    • @neptunepriest
      @neptunepriest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      I figured he was like 17-18 under the mask, and she looked about 12

    • @josesampaio5345
      @josesampaio5345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      I didn’t. And made sure everyone who saw the movie with me didn’t missed that one. 😂😂😂

    • @fortis17
      @fortis17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@neptunepriest yea I agree with you here. That’s a reasonable assumption.

    • @KTBLGaming
      @KTBLGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I did not miss that. He should have been 60+ in the movie

  • @Zadeska
    @Zadeska 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "I'm sure they're not going to need the guy who created the bioweapon for anything."
    LMAO, that's spot on.

  • @maxmccann5323
    @maxmccann5323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    The way he survived that grave exploding completely unscathed makes me seriously doubt that the second one gave him much more than a broken wrist

    • @garytwinem5275
      @garytwinem5275 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's probably still alive. He took a bomb in the face with little to no effect at the start of the movie after all. A missile exploding a hundred yards away should be fine 🙂

    • @miketeabag6501
      @miketeabag6501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@_taxman_ hey, do you not remember how devastating them grenades were? When 3 landed right in front of him and exploded, his hearing went muffled for at least 5 seconds.

  • @MrJeffcoley1
    @MrJeffcoley1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    I love the long, long stunned silence from producer guy when he hears James Bond dies in the end.

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Same as when John Wick's dog died

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Or when Quicksilver was revealed to NOT be Mephisto.

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@somerandolad Or when the final battle between the sparkly people never happened

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i was reading the comments while the video was playing...so this was ah spoiler spoiler

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@kennethnwebb A spoiler of a spoiler. A matryoshka spoiler

  • @Geohillierneo
    @Geohillierneo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1855

    "Pools of acid and poison.. "
    "For the nanobots...??"
    "Yes"
    Such a good point! 🤣

    • @jasonschuler2256
      @jasonschuler2256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Wasn't it explained that those were built by Safin's father, and would have been around for many years before the nanobot factory was made?

    • @fiercekrypton
      @fiercekrypton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @WironPL thank you. Someone with a brain.

    • @fiercekrypton
      @fiercekrypton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Bc nanobots were a last minute rewrite to avoid the plot being Covid related.

    • @grantmalone
      @grantmalone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fiercekrypton Or someone with the internet.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I imagine a virus wouldn't have much use for pools of acid and poison either.

  • @certifiedweeb3720
    @certifiedweeb3720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    - So he died but at the end credits, it'll be like "James Bond will return"
    - As a zombie?
    LOL 😂

    • @jamielondon6436
      @jamielondon6436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They *really* should have used "007 will return" … I think they even did that in the old movies.

    • @SpadeApeiron
      @SpadeApeiron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bond Black ops : Call of Duty Zombies

    • @viddork
      @viddork 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did it actually say that? I don't remember seeing it.

    • @jamielondon6436
      @jamielondon6436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@viddork At the very end, yes.

    • @DainHunter
      @DainHunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamielondon6436 Classic Bond movies to have «James Bond will return in (next movie title)»

  • @theothersmith9570
    @theothersmith9570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Producer: “Wait, don’t people who come back from retirement for one last job usually die?”
    Screenwriter: “I’m gonna need you to hold that question for about, oh, five minutes.”

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Screenwriter alternative: "Well we want to subvert expectations."
      [When Screenwriter explains Bond dies]
      Producer: "I thought you said we would subvert expectations?"
      Screenwriter alt: "Yes, because who would kill off James Bond?"

    • @mottdropsie
      @mottdropsie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nathan Drake:

    • @steverogers2603
      @steverogers2603 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harrison Ford has entered the chat

  • @jimluebke3869
    @jimluebke3869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    "When we leave things to future us, sometimes future us drops the ball"
    So much truth...

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like Fry's dog in Futurama. Jeez. Now I'm sad again.

    • @alexielmarquay
      @alexielmarquay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's a life lesson in there

    • @kjohns99
      @kjohns99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Story of my life right there.

    • @ScottCoates87
      @ScottCoates87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This made me laugh so hard I'm sure I woke my neighbor up. Way to go Ryan.

    • @Tyler_W
      @Tyler_W 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I felt that.

  • @allinkid
    @allinkid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    "Write Nanobots... can do whatever you want... don't have to explain it" - doing whatever you want and not having to explain it IS TIGHT

    • @forsaken841
      @forsaken841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pissing people off is TIGHT

    • @svsguru2000
      @svsguru2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nanomachines, son!

    • @IshraqHassen
      @IshraqHassen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because Marvel

    • @Epoch11
      @Epoch11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes indeed, quite right, it is in fact tight, this time you were incredibly accurate.

    • @nbasizzlereels5315
      @nbasizzlereels5315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol same thing in the arrowverse TV shows

  • @mahrinui18
    @mahrinui18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    When Nomi said "do you know what time it is?" I mouthed the punchline along with her: "Bathtime." I was then very confused as to why she said something else.

    • @bananian
      @bananian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg that would have been awesome

    • @RobMedellin
      @RobMedellin ปีที่แล้ว

      You should be a writer sir

  • @bdb1052
    @bdb1052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "sometimes when we leave it up to future us future us drops the ball"
    This is the phrase that now runs through my head every time I procrastinate on something lol

    • @goldeneddie
      @goldeneddie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NOW THAT YOUR COMMENT IS 2 MONTHS OLD, WHAT DOES FUTURE YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR PROCRASTINATING!

  • @matthewnollette1575
    @matthewnollette1575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    “Yea switch code names right before the big mission that won’t be confusing”

    • @Nathan-Croft
      @Nathan-Croft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "non daughter daughter"

    • @JM-mh1pp
      @JM-mh1pp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Nathan-Croft Well she clearly is not his daughter, I mean in casino royal he had a pretty...crushing experience...

    • @kentskeie2381
      @kentskeie2381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      they never even said what her new codename would be..

    • @ryanviningtube
      @ryanviningtube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kentskeie2381 Her new code name will be James Bond in 2022

    • @kentskeie2381
      @kentskeie2381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ryanviningtube that might be, but if they ever needed to use her code name during the mission, they should decide what her codename is then, did they change it to 008 during the mission?

  • @ieaturanium574
    @ieaturanium574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2513

    ryan: "he wants to commit genocide!"
    ryan: "but why?"
    ryan: "because he's evil!"
    D&D: makes perfect sense

    • @MotherBra1n
      @MotherBra1n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      oh no no we need to show the mass killer being one of the most compassionate people on the show for 7 seasons before he kills a million people for absolutely no reason

    • @grantmalone
      @grantmalone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@MotherBra1n "one of the most compassionate people on the show" is a huge overstatement IMO. She was extremely cruel to those she disagreed with, and I think it was always clear that her ego played a large part in her freeing of slaves etc. The end was still terribly handled though.

    • @MotherBra1n
      @MotherBra1n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@grantmalone she had a hero complex and occasionally stepped over the line when it came to punishing people that had wronged her or innocent people (such as the slavers, not the tarly's they got what they deserved, it's a medieval setting, it's a war, they killed her strongest westerosi ally and fought against her).
      But in terms of her attitude to the common people and trying to protect those who've been oppressed by society, only Jon Snow comes close to her in that regard. Never forget the scene where Jorah says "don't bother taking that city, it won't get you any closer to westeros and the Iron throne, you have no reason to take it" to which she replies something along the lines of "there 300000 slaves in yunkai, so we have 300000 reasons to take the city"
      So no, burning down 1 million innocent people for no reason with no remorse simply makes no sense

    • @walterude6323
      @walterude6323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MotherBra1n thank you for that. Literally what I keep saying when people come arguing the inconsistency of Daenerys burning a whole city of people down.

    • @yandenikrisanto7483
      @yandenikrisanto7483 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i thought the producer name is george

  • @tangenttanmay9136
    @tangenttanmay9136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Actually, Bond can't touch anyone, not just Madeleine and his daughter. This is because the people he touches might pass the nanobots to Madeleine.

    • @hellomate2405
      @hellomate2405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Ohhh... I completely missed the point... That's why...

    • @PhateKills
      @PhateKills 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cruuuusssshhhhiinnnnggg

    • @granatengeorg
      @granatengeorg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Or, you know, just wear gloves from now on.

    • @GawrGurasBathTubPizza
      @GawrGurasBathTubPizza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      wear a suit, plus the watch frying the nanobots was a trick mentioned, also i don't buy the "its there forever" like they can't find a way to shut down machines, them being nano sized is just plot convenience

    • @Ashar121
      @Ashar121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I commented the exact same. He would need to be in complete isolation for the rest of his life.
      It still is a HUGE convenience for the plot that they are "permanent" since they are just tiny robots but given thats how they chose to go with it, it makes sense

  • @RorikH
    @RorikH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The weirdest thing with the Nanobots was that the whole point was that they were targeted, and then the villain was making them untargeted, which would make them a normal bioweapon.

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There was something about DNA databases being hacked.
      I assume there was some selectivity.

    • @cenciende9401
      @cenciende9401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually he was selling them to other bad guys along with a database with all the info and classified DNA needed to customise their targeting.

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What I find even weirder is that it's basically just a virus. No idea why they called it nanobots. How can nanobots reproduce exactly?

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      and they completely ripped off this entire plot from Metal Gear Solid

    • @darklighter66
      @darklighter66 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@yourmum69_420straight away, that is Foxdie.
      Isnt foxdie takimg from Escape From La?

  • @TheGary108
    @TheGary108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2140

    “That’s a surprise considering his balls was destroyed in Casino Royale”
    “Oh no, they still work!”
    *Best Pitch Ever*

    • @whoknew2273
      @whoknew2273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Balls of Steel that was the working title of a another Bond film WOW WOW WOW

    • @hessu275
      @hessu275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh really?

    • @brandonwei2430
      @brandonwei2430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@whoknew2273 you mean Thunderballs

    • @pdzombie1906
      @pdzombie1906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Undestructible balls are tight!!!!

    • @samm4980
      @samm4980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OOPSIES!

  • @SaintDamain
    @SaintDamain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    I love how Ryan has stopped asking the viewers to click around because he’s finally accepted that he’s the face of Screen Rant now.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @hermitcard4494
      @hermitcard4494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He's the ScreenRant guy and the ONLY reason I ignore the woke articles from the website.

    • @Helbore
      @Helbore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@hermitcard4494 There's a website?

    • @TheSeeking2know
      @TheSeeking2know 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Helbore 🤣👍

    • @ajmalsafi13
      @ajmalsafi13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hermitcard4494 Shoving propaganda article to peoples throat is tight.

  • @ryanhoskins458
    @ryanhoskins458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    *"...so now that Madeline's all grown up, they're the same age!"*
    *"...but one thing's for sure he 'definitely' wants to commit genocide!!"*
    *Both of these had me rofl*

  • @stickspt3639
    @stickspt3639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I was also confused by the whole “We can’t launch missiles or it will start a war” only to then do this with zero consequences……..almost as if it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @NoMereRanger73
    @NoMereRanger73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    “It’s the beginning of the movie. Did you think he was gonna get killed?”
    *Skyfall has entered the chat*

    • @iamskyfall
      @iamskyfall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@grantmalone Except he doesn't die in any of those....

    • @2DOLLARRIP
      @2DOLLARRIP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL! Best comment/observation yet!

    • @GawrGurasBathTubPizza
      @GawrGurasBathTubPizza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your mum entered chat

    • @aracuscesar
      @aracuscesar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dark fate

    • @Dead_Hitori
      @Dead_Hitori 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@grantmalone I mean in real life a shot and a fall off the bridge at that height would kill literally anyone

  • @Myxril
    @Myxril 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    "So now that Madeline is all grown up, they're the same age."
    "What?"

  • @jonathanmorrison9439
    @jonathanmorrison9439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I’ve seen various reviews and no one seems to mention the fact that using the EMP watch close to your face while sabotaging someone’s eye can also fry up the microphone in your ear that they were using to communicate all the time.

  • @JonathanRichardsonUK
    @JonathanRichardsonUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "So he kills everyone in Spectre"
    "Like, everyone. And their families."
    "Except the guy with the iEyeball"
    "Oh yeah, he signs up to Safin's org right away. So he gets a pass from the nanobots."
    "Because he's evil too?"
    "Because he's evil too."

    • @TimoRutanen
      @TimoRutanen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      iEyeball sounds like a spyglass brand. For sailboats.

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I never understood why that guy switched slides

    • @samspiano7070
      @samspiano7070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@leonpaelinck imo he was already working with safin

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@samspiano7070 since when? At the beginning of the Movie in Italy he was clearly working for Blofeld

  • @VincentStevenStudio
    @VincentStevenStudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    The "We're not so different you and I" line got me 😂 That's exactly what Dr.Evil tells Austin Powers which is in itself a parody of James Bond.

    • @pisscvre69
      @pisscvre69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Also every villain in the mcu.. and ever, its such a lazy overused line that has no value unless theres some truth to it but there never is its just a line writters drop in when they dont know what to have the villain say

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@pisscvre69 It pained me to see that line being used in the excellent The Batman trailer too 😖

    • @rotex03
      @rotex03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It adds another layer to it that Dr Evil and Austin are played by the same actor :D.

    • @RorikH
      @RorikH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Oh god, it was the most generic speech ever. "we're not so different" + "people think they want freedom but really don't" + "I'm damaged so I'm a mass murderer"

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thebatman4279 also lets not act like this is the first time this has happened in a bond movie.

  • @dieyng
    @dieyng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Producer guy's face, when being told "then James Bond dies." priceless.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @spidavenom4
    @spidavenom4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You forgot the part where Safin told Bond that was his daughter during that conversation and Bond just had no reaction 😂

  • @darkstar8224
    @darkstar8224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Not sure if anyone had mentioned this. The nanotechnology dna thing was done nearly just like this in Metal Gear Solid, ps1 game, years ago!
    Even used solid snake to get to the target because he had it in his system.
    It was called “FoxDie”

    • @VorpalDerringer
      @VorpalDerringer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminded me of the MGSV [redacted] that kill anyone who [redacted] specific [redacted]. Just like Kojima to revisit concepts.

    • @SilentZed
      @SilentZed ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad someone said it - I was like, "This is ripped straight from Metal Gear Solid, a relatively famous video game involving spies and infiltration, so of course there'd be no chance the same audience that loves Bond and spy movies would ever have played any of those games, right?" "Oh, whoopsie!"

    • @ranarath906
      @ranarath906 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I heard the explanation and went, “That’s, that’s just FoxDie. And it becoming indiscriminate is just MGS4. …Somebody likes Kojima.”

  • @finnianveale3926
    @finnianveale3926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    The “barely an inconvenience,” joke gets funnier every time

    • @redxanimator
      @redxanimator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well you see, writing them is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @TheREALSimagination
      @TheREALSimagination 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What's even more bizarre is I don't know why.

    • @RossM3838
      @RossM3838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Being able to escape in a way that’s super easy is tight.

    • @mustavogaia2655
      @mustavogaia2655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheREALSimagination because, sir.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jokes that get funnier every time are TIGHT!!

  • @corporaterock6543
    @corporaterock6543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Daniel Craig: I'd rather die than play James Bond again..
    Screenwriter guy: That's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Daniel Craig; Can I die in a fantastic fashion? Screenwriters: did you see The Rock 1996? 🎬 Craig; no I did not! Screenwriters: hold my 🍸....

    • @Windhox_cz
      @Windhox_cz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So how about both?

    • @random-jn8ec
      @random-jn8ec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DavidLLambertmobile in The Rock, Sean Connery, the OG James Bond is there.

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I thought they were gonna mention something about how every car in the film ends up flipped at the slightest bit of pressure.

    • @brucemarshall3446
      @brucemarshall3446 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That whole chase sequence seemed to exist merely to advertise Ford Rangers.
      PM missed that one!😁

  • @0hMyGandhi
    @0hMyGandhi ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:12-2:14
    I didn't know I needed it, but now I need a supercut of everyone in a Bond movie doing wide-eyed expressions.

  • @stevenbrule5285
    @stevenbrule5285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    6:28 Pitch Meetings with long awkward pauses where Producer Guy's face slowly dies and you can hear random chatter in the background are TIGHT!

    • @wowrada
      @wowrada 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Although this was the absolutely perfect ending for the Craig bond story arch.

    • @williecrooks3636
      @williecrooks3636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't believe it was necessary to kill Bond off now that close a lot of possibilities beside Craig goner make some more scenes after this movie through tapes just like his former boss lady.

    • @Daepilin
      @Daepilin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wowrada just let the guy retire.
      Not every movie needs a dramatic sacrifice ending

  • @joshhickeysmoviereviews
    @joshhickeysmoviereviews 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Daniel Craig: Can I come back as Bond after this movie?
    Studio: No. Time to die.

    • @Dirkus17
      @Dirkus17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He’s seen things you people wouldn’t believe.

    • @changsiah2
      @changsiah2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      last time I checked he doesn't want you anymore succulents and secondly then do more other projects

    • @oldson
      @oldson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Punctuation is tight!

    • @jacobrodriguez3441
      @jacobrodriguez3441 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Wait. Say that again”

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Bond: _cries tears in rain_

  • @reffk5306
    @reffk5306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the "long silence then what" scene needs to be put into a gif and put everywhere
    its on 6:30

    • @altrazh7194
      @altrazh7194 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh hello fellow pitch meeting enjoyer

  • @patrickk.1515
    @patrickk.1515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Then it says James Bond will return."
    "As a zombie?"
    SSSSSOOOO FUNNY!!!!!

  • @Zarreth
    @Zarreth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    "The beginning of the movie is no time to die."
    *John Connor approves*

    • @Tyler_W
      @Tyler_W 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Too soon, man...

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This comment really woke me up.
      “Woke” :)

    • @PhateKills
      @PhateKills 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I snort-laughed at this b

    • @temwananinkana3419
      @temwananinkana3419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Burn!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sahumullasaud4837
    @sahumullasaud4837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    "his balls were absolutely destroyed in Casino Royale."
    Maybe he's got... Nanoballs?

    • @Verate
      @Verate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nanojizz

    • @dayoolaleye1265
      @dayoolaleye1265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thunder balls?

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      NanoNuts boiiii

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've been questioned about that by the disappointed before ...

    • @saper6766
      @saper6766 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nanomachines son. They harden in response to physical trauma.

  • @Channel-zs3gg
    @Channel-zs3gg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Man I was screaming the whole time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "This 23 yr old he knew for 2 weeks back in 2006" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrmateojones8368
    @mrmateojones8368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “Well A massive explosion just happened a few feet in front of him so of course he’s OK!”
    I felt like HISHE has an opportunity for a home run there.

  • @O4C209
    @O4C209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "The beginning of the movie is No Time To Die..."(shocked realization)"oh!"

  • @argolds
    @argolds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Man, that was unexpected. Their conversation was so fast paced and intense and full of emotions until: "Then he dies." - Sudden morbid silence.

    • @Jamesmatise
      @Jamesmatise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "No time to die?"
      "No, time to die. "

  • @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394
    @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I think Ryan should be the next Bond, snarkily shooting down the plot holes as they happen in the movie.

    • @SeenAGreatLight
      @SeenAGreatLight ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Here are your gadgets, Mr. Bond."
      "Oh wow wow wow... wow!"

  • @David_Phoenix23
    @David_Phoenix23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “So you have a series for me?”
    “Yes sir I do it’s called ‘Squid Game’”

  • @makani9004
    @makani9004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    "Good Luck, Future Us." -The Sequel Trilogy Writers after each movie.

    • @MrVvulf
      @MrVvulf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The personal mantra of Rian Johnson.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Where we're going, we don't need.... scripts.

    • @NotADuncon
      @NotADuncon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's almost like this guy is JJ Abrams

    • @TheGamingPolitician
      @TheGamingPolitician 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shut up

    • @NotADuncon
      @NotADuncon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheGamingPolitician a very politician answer...

  • @corporaterock6543
    @corporaterock6543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Screenwriter guy to Producer guy:
    We're not so different, you and I...

    • @joanbennettnyc
      @joanbennettnyc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ... They kiss.

    • @Taurusus
      @Taurusus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's a ridiculous thing to say, Screenwriter guy has glasses.

    • @phatlewt2932
      @phatlewt2932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      does that mean screenwriter guy is the villain

  • @WestMichiganTransformers
    @WestMichiganTransformers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Sometimes future us drops the ball…” Best line in the whole Pitch Meeting series.
    We’re looking at you, Episode VIII.

  • @garycortesi8406
    @garycortesi8406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yes still waiting for explanation why nanobots weren’t destroyed by EMP watch charge?

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    “James Bond is willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for Madeleine? Their love must be very convincing!”
    “No.”

    • @TheJadedJames
      @TheJadedJames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Swan is a boring character in general. But these movies trying to act like she's somehow the woman who can cull Bond of all people is ridiculous. Especially in light of the ridiculous chemistry between Bond and Vesper. If they had to go this route, they should have brought back Camille from Quantum of Solace. I would completely buy them as an aging spy couple.

    • @kingsleycy3450
      @kingsleycy3450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@TheJadedJames Bond has chemistry with Paloma, Nomi, Moneypenny, Q, M, Felix- basically everyone but Swann. It’s kind of hilarious.

    • @TheJadedJames
      @TheJadedJames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@kingsleycy3450 THIS there is 1000 billion times more sexual tension in that one shaving scene from Skyfall than there will ever be between Bond/Swan. There is a reason razor sales spiked that year

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheJadedJames Oh yeah i heard that

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@TheJadedJames It's like Titanic.
      Bond is Rose.
      Vesper is Jack.
      Madeline is the person Rose actually married and settled down and had a kid with but dies without seeing in the end anyway.

  • @Duchu26
    @Duchu26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    "If you write 'nanobots' in the script, they can do whatever you want" aka Hideo Kojima's school of writing

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Nanomachines, son...

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@chrissonofpear1384 They harden in response to physical trauma

    • @Legrandmachincalme
      @Legrandmachincalme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And Iron-Man

    • @goozilla132
      @goozilla132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The nanobots are just FoxDie. Safin's island is Shadow Moses.

    • @MrYorchns
      @MrYorchns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@goozilla132 that’s so right 😱

  • @TehPiemaygor
    @TehPiemaygor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "So then Jame's Bond dies."
    "Wait, but I thought there was no time to die."

  • @brettlane6908
    @brettlane6908 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This bloke is a genius 😂👍👍

  • @gavincoleman9810
    @gavincoleman9810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    The long silent pause after he tells him that Bond died killed me

  • @freazyknight
    @freazyknight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "Beginning of the movie is no time to die"
    Best line

    • @scorpleeon
      @scorpleeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was masterful

  • @Dunnyedd
    @Dunnyedd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Pitch guy: "Once you touch the nanobots they are on you forever! "
    Producer guy: "Didn't Q show Blofeld's name on the list of Specter DNA the initial spray targeted? Why did Bond have to touch Madeleine to get the nanobots with Blofeld's DNA if they were already on him? "
    Pitch guy: "I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back on this one."

    • @mechellgrahamchannel1733
      @mechellgrahamchannel1733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah. I was like he already has them in his system from the party. Did he need a nanobot refresher? 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mechellgrahamchannel1733 also how did he got reprogrammed? What??

    • @mlgamings6110
      @mlgamings6110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lolerie I'm not sure he got reprogrammed. I think it just added another target. So it would kill Blowfeld AND Madelyn. I think.

    • @bananian
      @bananian 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he could conveniently touch a prisoner in a max security prison.

    • @MichaelRawlence
      @MichaelRawlence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Safin's plan was to use Madeline to kill Blofeld, he didn't know Bond would get access as well. A weird plot point overlap from the writers. Guess they reeeealllly wanted the audience to guess what would happen next and feel smart.

  • @JiveTAB
    @JiveTAB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "James Bond Will Return" was the most infuriating part of this movie

  • @swaeyoung2358
    @swaeyoung2358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    “Death is tough to schedule”🤣

    • @williamblakehall5566
      @williamblakehall5566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This has been an ongoing problem -- consider Die Another Day.

    • @hirvielain9013
      @hirvielain9013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@williamblakehall5566 But what if You Only Live Twice?

  • @JDazell
    @JDazell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    "Well get this: he's evil"
    "How do we know that?"
    "His name is Lyutsifer."
    "Oh so he's Lucifer?"
    "No he's just named after him."
    "Well, if you name your child after Lucifer you just know he's going to grow up to be a good guy."

    • @JDazell
      @JDazell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "Yeah, and so he's walking towards the house that young Madeline is but he wants to hide his identity so he's wearing a Noh mask"
      "He's wearing no mask? That doesn't sound like much of a disguise"
      "No he's wearing a Noh mask"
      "Yeah I really think this character should be wearing some form of face covering"
      "It's a traditional Japanese theatrical mask usually representing female characters"
      "Ohhhhhhhhh i get it - so he's disguised as a woman. Very clever!"
      "Let's just move on."

    • @youknowmyname9606
      @youknowmyname9606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JDazell lmao underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Amitlu
      @Amitlu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To be fair his father owned a poison factory island.
      His name was probably something just as ridiculously evil.

    • @JDazell
      @JDazell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Amitlu true. did we learn it? It's probably on one of the documents in Madeline's house

    • @JohanKylander
      @JohanKylander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "If you name your kid Lucifer you just know he's going to be a good guy."
      He'll be an angel until his teenage years.

  • @JakkFrost1
    @JakkFrost1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The biggest problem I had with the movie was the idea that the nanobots wouldn't be affected by the EMP.
    Like, have the writers watched literally _none_ of the shows or movies ever made that featured nanotechnology? Barring perhaps the Borg nanites in Star Trek, nanotechnology is literally always vulnerable to EMPs.

  • @PhantoMace2012
    @PhantoMace2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seriously, that longest pause ever. And that was the perfect reason to do so.

  • @islamadam8502
    @islamadam8502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "But then in the end credits there will be like 'James Bond will return'."
    "As a zombie?"
    🤣

    • @aidangordon2713
      @aidangordon2713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, new distributor Universal _did_ make _Dawn of the Dead 2004_ ... so it *could* happen.
      (It won't, thank God... but it could.)

    • @ScreenRant
      @ScreenRant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can you imagine a zombie James Bond movie?🤣

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ScreenRant Yea, the past four movies.

    • @islamadam8502
      @islamadam8502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ScreenRant I would imagine anything happening in movies nowadays even a prehistoric Bond 🤣

  • @Vivalarosa45
    @Vivalarosa45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "And Bond Dies"
    Ryan's smile slowly melts after receiving that disturbing information.

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is the first and only time screenplay guy actually looked something up

  • @luckymunyoro2708
    @luckymunyoro2708 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    always looking forward to pitch meetings...with love from Zimbabwe

  • @jimh472
    @jimh472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    "What?"
    Pretty much sums up most Hollywood story telling at this point.

    • @JeanPiFresita
      @JeanPiFresita 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ooooooookey

    • @AzraealGamer
      @AzraealGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea, pretty much

    • @yourvenparianen5390
      @yourvenparianen5390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They just wanted to kill a straight white male to reboot and put a woman in

    • @priyachoudhary9896
      @priyachoudhary9896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yourvenparianen5390 what??

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yourvenparianen5390 what??? Oh.

  • @thomaseyob1
    @thomaseyob1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    That joke about Safin’s poorly written plot to kill everyone is all I’m here for 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @briancherry8088
      @briancherry8088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's a Purvis/Wade special right there. They are the swiss cheese of screen writers.

    • @duckofdeath3266
      @duckofdeath3266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know, right. The rage, to see a movie where the villain doesn't spend his last five minutes alive spoiling his evil plan.
      Like the meme goes. He's evil. Plain and simple. The movie was about Bond, not Dr. Not-No.

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly

    • @DainHunter
      @DainHunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I liked some action scenes in NTTD but the villan is just absent and evil because he is evil.
      Screenwriters just wanted to make the entire movie about James Bond and its not right!

    • @Rubiecat
      @Rubiecat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I don't understand how so many writers fail to come up with an evil goal for their villain that isn't "destroying the entire world or human race"... surely there are other steps before getting to that point

  • @redhotjcc
    @redhotjcc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I would love to see the 1800’s pitch meeting for the movie camera.

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      See that sounds like the perfect April fools episode.

  • @Jayislazzy
    @Jayislazzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pitch meeting is the only thing keeping this channel alive

  • @toddaglialoro6118
    @toddaglialoro6118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I love the background noise during the long pause after "Bond dies."

  • @jesseparkins7838
    @jesseparkins7838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Anyone else nod their head with him when he says” super easy, barely and inconvenience”?

    • @funnysonicman
      @funnysonicman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yessir

    • @drakelambo821
      @drakelambo821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm more of a surprised "oh really?" guy myself

    • @YeeSoest
      @YeeSoest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sometimes it makes an audible cracking noise and my gf looks at me funny...

    • @KainzMusic
      @KainzMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I say it with him!

    • @Samurai_Stoner
      @Samurai_Stoner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nodding along is tight

  • @alanusetheflare
    @alanusetheflare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finally saw No Time To Die 30 seconds ago just so I could see this pitch meeting

  • @mayukhbanerjee1147
    @mayukhbanerjee1147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    In my opinion, going this connected stories way for James Bond was a huge mistake. They should have just done one offs. That's more James Bond style.

    • @officialspaceefrain
      @officialspaceefrain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Fast and furious way. Emotions sell but I’m not falling for it next time.

    • @RorikH
      @RorikH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Especially since there are long gaps between them. Spectre was six years ago, and expecting me to be invested in Bond and Madeleine's (?) relationship when I couldn't even remember if she was from the other movie is a little much, especially since their relationship in that one was pretty much, she's a girl, he's James Bond, do the math, but not the math about their ages because that would be weird.

    • @Avenging_Archer
      @Avenging_Archer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Particularly because it doesn't make sense. In Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace he's a baby, a newly-minted 00 agent and those two happen right after the other. But then immediately after in Skyfall Bond is already too old, jaded, tired and has seen everything.

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's why Skyfall and Casino Royale are the best Craig movies.

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@leonpaelinck Skyfall, I mean Home Alone with Bond, not so much. CR was the only decent Craig era film.

  • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
    @Frosty_tha_Snowman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    There's never been any Pitch Meetings for the Taken franchise, and I'm not sure how that's possible.

    • @allexa599
      @allexa599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know right, we need it nowww

    • @BryanLChess
      @BryanLChess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you sure? I thought for sure they did one for taken 2, where she's just throwing bombs off the roof.

    • @wackywhoo-hoopizzaman9948
      @wackywhoo-hoopizzaman9948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Taken is insignificant

    • @pdzombie1906
      @pdzombie1906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's because Ryan has a particulary set of skills which he uses only on trending movies...

    • @rudyando
      @rudyando 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't wait to see what he does with the ending of the first Taken.

  • @Yarblocosifilitico
    @Yarblocosifilitico 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the reaction to "Bond dies" is perfect

  • @ericmason349
    @ericmason349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hope the "James Bond will return" is NOT going to be a prequel.

  • @DaniotheManio5
    @DaniotheManio5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "I definitely remember the specifics of the previous 4 movies."

    • @joanbennettnyc
      @joanbennettnyc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I can't remember the specifics of a Bond movie 10 minutes after the credits

    • @startingQB
      @startingQB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait so ask if these movies have been connected? 🤔
      LOL, jk. 😂😂

    • @EmKatona
      @EmKatona 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, i mean i do remember the basic dynamics, like who is Mr. White and Spectre. But then again i've seen Casino Royale like 20 times, Quantum and Skyfall 10 times and Spectre twice.

    • @beardedbjorn5520
      @beardedbjorn5520 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Craig’s Bond run in a nut shell

  • @181cameron
    @181cameron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Watched this tonight, THEN saw the Pitch Meeting. The entire time I was watching the movie I had Ryans' discussion imagined in my head.
    I was close.

  • @michaelscott6965
    @michaelscott6965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I went for the movie yesterday just so I could watch the Pitch Meeting.

  • @siyandasabelo1984
    @siyandasabelo1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'Yes Sir I do' that is when I start smiling.

  • @CriticalTairique
    @CriticalTairique 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    “Killing Bond off is super easy… barely an inconvenience”

    • @wickedshadesproductions5254
      @wickedshadesproductions5254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it took them 60 years to do it

    • @xlvigmail9775
      @xlvigmail9775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😅😂

    • @kkrsnn5632
      @kkrsnn5632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@wickedshadesproductions5254 more like a crappy script 😂

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spoilers in the YT comment section are TIGHT!!

    • @truthwatcher2096
      @truthwatcher2096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LuisSierra42 why are you reading the comments if you haven't watched the video

  • @zacknelson7839
    @zacknelson7839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Honestly one of the most fun things about these is predicting when the screenwriter guy will reply with "super easy, barely an inconvenience." I usually say it with him.

  • @vijaythakur6889
    @vijaythakur6889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    After spectre i thought that they couldnt have a more underwhelming villain. I was wrong , Rami malek was even more underwhelming. I dont mind Bond dying but they just killed him because it was Daniels last outing as Bond and you could feel from the beginning he is gonna die. Pity, a great villain like Le chiffre couldnt kill Bond but an underwhelming villain does.

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bond chose to die.
      The only thing that can kill Bond, is Bond.

    • @spikeannoyed
      @spikeannoyed 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IndigoIndustrial and Hollywood

    • @tombraiderstrums09
      @tombraiderstrums09 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Le Chiffre did something worse

    • @vijaythakur6889
      @vijaythakur6889 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tombraiderstrums09
      Yes you could say that😂. But Mads was awesome as Le Chiffre

  • @biggingeryeti
    @biggingeryeti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "See nano-bots are these things where if you write nano-bots in the script they can do whatever you want" There's the entire thought process of this movie.

  • @14loosecannon
    @14loosecannon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "So now that Madeleine is all grown up, they're the same age!"
    "Wut?"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @konto1ification
    @konto1ification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Regarding the EMP thing - a second after he explodes robert de niro guy's eye he uses his in-ear communication device without any problems!
    That made me immediately think ´"Pitch Meeting".

  • @djrobincooper
    @djrobincooper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think i subconciously watched the film yesterday so i could watch the pitch meeting today

  • @steverogers2603
    @steverogers2603 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I immediately played this after watching the movie. These videos are a catharsis for every head scratching moment in a movie. Thanks 🙏

  • @ateuedai860
    @ateuedai860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    So a spy infiltrates a place so that the nanomachines in his body - that can target specific people - could kill the villains.
    The plot of this movie is basically Metal Gear Solid.

    • @aidangordon2713
      @aidangordon2713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Makes just as much sense, too...

    • @berserkasaurusrex4233
      @berserkasaurusrex4233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And an episode of NCIS from like 15 years ago. Except they were smart enough to use a virus.

    • @garygramm6533
      @garygramm6533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wasn’t Syphon Filter that kind of thing too, unless I’m misremembering?

  • @humbertoalbisa1059
    @humbertoalbisa1059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The "now that Madeline's all grown up they're both the same age" line had me dead asf

    • @csdude35
      @csdude35 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never understood that watching the movie. Awful writing.

  • @fredcamacho5333
    @fredcamacho5333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought for sure they're would be something mentioning how all the cars in the movie flip over so easily.

  • @kevindolan9
    @kevindolan9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I guarantee you if this wasn’t the final Daniel Craig Bond film that wrist watch EMP would’ve been the perfect counter for the nanobots.