If Soda Commercials Were Honest - Honest Ads (Coca-cola, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper Parody)

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  • @AlltimeConspiracies
    @AlltimeConspiracies 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5855

    "Wet sugar with bubbles in it". Quality!

    • @jon-rd7wg
      @jon-rd7wg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      it's an Illuminati plot to use sugar to empower Obammer.

    • @willlegok9
      @willlegok9 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Any soda conspiracies coming up?

    • @EvdogMusic
      @EvdogMusic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +John Miles What an Obummer...

    • @PatriotJay1776
      @PatriotJay1776 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what r u doing here???? I frikin love your channel brrooooo!!

    • @AlltimeConspiracies
      @AlltimeConspiracies 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      willlegok9 Not in the short term but we should. The Diet Coke conspiracy we did, did well :)

  • @3Mewthree
    @3Mewthree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3168

    Reframing soda in my mind as "liquid candy" has actually helped me stop drinking it so often.

    • @stevelovessialetsdance5966
      @stevelovessialetsdance5966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      For me I need soda otherwise I get cranky
      .

    • @stevelovessialetsdance5966
      @stevelovessialetsdance5966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For me I need soda otherwise I get cranky
      .

    • @RadBunny2269
      @RadBunny2269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too.

    • @oolivegreen
      @oolivegreen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Renaming?*

    • @3Mewthree
      @3Mewthree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@oolivegreen No, reframing, as in changing one's frame of mind. Renaming could work too though

  • @JoeyBullet222
    @JoeyBullet222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5271

    "So we bullied the FDA so they don't give you that information"
    Most real sentance ever uttered by anyone.

  • @scottcarr9320
    @scottcarr9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    The “Can I get my stomach pumped” is probably the best part.

    • @sugarlv6434
      @sugarlv6434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Luckily I don't drink coke or any limonade. I drink vodka because I live next to Russia.

    • @shovanabajracharya
      @shovanabajracharya 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does that actually mean? Didn't get it.

    • @CatLover-gk8uu
      @CatLover-gk8uu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@shovanabajracharya its so bad for you he literally wants it pumped out of his body.

    • @pirouettecacahuete573
      @pirouettecacahuete573 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahahahahah

    • @poovanna4284
      @poovanna4284 ปีที่แล้ว

      Instead of Drinking Coke drink Diet Coke

  • @heroofmalta9158
    @heroofmalta9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5669

    “Dude, did you really just order three Big Macs?”
    “Yeah, but I got a diet coke instead of a regular coke so it’s okay.”

    • @DriverMan
      @DriverMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      😂😂

    • @tjkern9880
      @tjkern9880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ROFLMFAO

    • @robertdos8610
      @robertdos8610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Tfw the diet coke is actually more unhealthy lul.

    • @malo3287
      @malo3287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ytnukesme1600
      @ytnukesme1600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Did you just order from McDonald's? ho-ly-shit.

  • @jdbb3gotskills
    @jdbb3gotskills 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1953

    Haha “You’re a human f*** it” 🤣 that pretty much sums up our world.

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Quantumstardust and?

    • @batz102
      @batz102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Chuked and what

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And?

    • @JeeOhh
      @JeeOhh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nigga really thought we was gonna laugh😐

    • @AethernaLuxen
      @AethernaLuxen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao bro, I don't think you understand why humans do stuff we like

  • @GCEXTREMEMN
    @GCEXTREMEMN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5468

    Never calling it coke or pop or soda again. From now on its wet sugar with bubbles

    • @isthatatesla
      @isthatatesla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      But it's probably actually wet high fructose corn syrup with bubbles...

    • @aileenwagner2576
      @aileenwagner2576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol 😅

    • @HunterXray
      @HunterXray 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Unless it's sweetened with cane sugar, I call it liquid corn.

    • @andanssas
      @andanssas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Ian Curtis keep it on! You're only half way to diabetes type 2 with that morning insulin spike 🤣 Better switch to oats and blueberries while you still have time 😉 (those tiny fruits and cinnamon actually attenuate insulin spikes)

    • @jupiter8037
      @jupiter8037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@isthatatesla and don't forget the artificial colors and flavors!

  • @peacelled2712
    @peacelled2712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    "But your a human so f**k it." This guy is a gem.

    • @wumi2419
      @wumi2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Humans are also animals. And humans are also in lab. So lab animals may or may not include workers of the lab

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're*

    • @BurningAzure
      @BurningAzure 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wumi2419 And testing on rats isn't really indicative to how it would translate to humans and is really only a mainstay due to animal testing laws, cheapness, and ease of setting up specific scenarios.

    • @tibsky
      @tibsky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Richard_Nickerson your'e*

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tibsky
      Over a year later just to intentionally be wrong? Get a life.

  • @nickwilczynski3684
    @nickwilczynski3684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12679

    The people who need to see this video are not the ones watching it, I bet.

    • @Mental_Illboy
      @Mental_Illboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      True 🇲🇨

    • @keitarosempai9594
      @keitarosempai9594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Since i love Pepsi, i think i am?

    • @waldourbina1258
      @waldourbina1258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So true,

    • @weareacesendingnowbuckleup387
      @weareacesendingnowbuckleup387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True

    • @douglasarnold5310
      @douglasarnold5310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Nick Wilczynski why like they don’t realize soda is not a health drink they don’t drink it out of ignorance they drink it because they like it and know someday we will all be dead so enjoy I’m grabbing a Pepsi.

  • @shadowbladeace1651
    @shadowbladeace1651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3250

    "Wet sugar with bubbles"
    "Liquid Candy"
    "Sweet sweet acid"
    Wow.

    • @eduardochavacano
      @eduardochavacano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      its a very powerful video. I used to gulp down a liter of it... liquid candy, my gosh.

    • @RandomnessOfficialArchive
      @RandomnessOfficialArchive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      MMMmmm tastes good

    • @hermanman8235
      @hermanman8235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @FunkSoulBrother7
      @FunkSoulBrother7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If you don't know how much sugar there is in those things by now then you have a selective hearing problem.

    • @horsepowermultimedia
      @horsepowermultimedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Mmmmm. Caramel dye."

  • @ChandraPivo
    @ChandraPivo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3120

    Polite sarcasm mixed with cold hard facts... Love it!!!

    • @localdumbass7248
      @localdumbass7248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It reminds me of the gta 5 radio commercials💀💀

    • @localdumbass7248
      @localdumbass7248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you've ever heard them its just like this

    • @wyatt3604
      @wyatt3604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@localdumbass7248 yea

    • @43Aquaman
      @43Aquaman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Isn't that the definition of honesty?

    • @LucasdeMaria1
      @LucasdeMaria1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "hard facts" hahahahhahahagahahahagah

  • @xg....
    @xg.... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    So I visited Mexico, where every soda bottle has a huge warning label, spanning half the bottle, saying "high sugar" and "high calories".. I was very surprised!

    • @mruncletheredge
      @mruncletheredge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We have too many lobbying companies here to ever let that happen....
      I can't wait for the day we finally wake up and put sodas really right up there with cigarettes....

    • @stonepiratilla
      @stonepiratilla ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mexico city people drink more coke than water. Diabetic is the trend, everyone is dying for drinking Coca-Cola everysingle day as they daily drink. Look for numbers you will be surprised, if they put that in the bottle is because they already can allow it because everyone is addicted to coke😂😂😂

    • @xxxBradTxxx
      @xxxBradTxxx ปีที่แล้ว

      I visited Puerto Peñasco, Sonora and all the soda was zero calorie with artificial sweeteners. This was January 2022. I’m wondering if sugar soda is banned in Sonora.

    • @growinjoy
      @growinjoy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I’m wondering if what I heard is true, that soda is more accessible or cheaper in some places in Mexico than water.

    • @JasonKCarter
      @JasonKCarter 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mexican Coke is the best Coke.

  • @hitzcritz
    @hitzcritz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16407

    This was *sodapressing...*

    • @jeinnerabdel
      @jeinnerabdel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      G E T O U T !

    • @lorelei8548
      @lorelei8548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      HitzCritz the punz R killin meh

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I saw what you did there

    • @-Vitalis-
      @-Vitalis- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      It's funny because Obama said it.

    • @zac3392
      @zac3392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HitzCritz Very nice.....

  • @MrNick-
    @MrNick- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    FDA part was so true! Notice you will NEVER see a Daily Percentage Amount on the Nutrition Labels next to SUGAR!? This is what he’s talking about .
    100% TRUE

    • @ajantsmith6139
      @ajantsmith6139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Please stop spreading rumours about the FDA, as an organization we do our best to look after the health and wellbeing of the population. The FDA would never allow itself to be compromised, by big corporations attempting to sell liquid death to people. With that said soda is perfectly good for you provided you consume it in reasonable dosages and servings.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@ajantsmith6139 A reasonable dosage is ZERO.

    • @aguy3664
      @aguy3664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Richy Rich so like burgers and stuff doesnt those give us diebetes

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aguy3664 ...and heart disease, and obesity, and cancer...

    • @defeqel6537
      @defeqel6537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@aguy3664 if you just eat the meat, probably not.. actually just the hamburger is not likely to give you diabetes, but rather all the fried stuff and sodas

  • @cavetrollvillageidiot3095
    @cavetrollvillageidiot3095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1708

    I have never been so offended by something I completely agreed with.

    • @cameronjones8641
      @cameronjones8641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣 love this comment

    • @Oceanrex
      @Oceanrex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True. I need my fucking fix though!!! I've went an entire week without soda!!! That's long fucking enough in my book!!! I can't though!!! My mom got rid of all of the soda I like at her house!!!

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Oceanrex Do yourself a favor and switch to beer instead. At least it's less addictive and makes you look less of a square.

    • @stephanieyvonne9436
      @stephanieyvonne9436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @thakraken6995
      @thakraken6995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Oceanrex sounds like you're developing insulin resistance. Time for alternative

  • @joshfactor1
    @joshfactor1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    it's like a wise man once said: when you actually bother to do the research, everything secretly sucks

    • @rob_k
      @rob_k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agree. But did anyone actually say that?

    • @joshfactor1
      @joshfactor1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rob_k of course

    • @rob_k
      @rob_k 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshfactor1 Who?

    • @joshfactor1
      @joshfactor1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rob_k who else? hasan minhaj

    • @hil449
      @hil449 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Water, juice, tea and milk are still good

  • @stephenboldway4353
    @stephenboldway4353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1944

    As a truck driver I was shocked at having delivered products to soda bottling companies labeled Corrosive, Flammable, and Caustic all of which went into the recipe of the sodas. Never drank soda again.

    • @nextlifeonearth
      @nextlifeonearth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      That's not quite fair (albeit wise. You're better off without soda).
      Like alcohol is flammable, and you likely still drink it on your days off.
      Vinegar and citric acid are also corrosive, but they're often in what's considered healthy foods (the latter itself even being considered healthy by itself)
      A lot of foods have stuff you wouldn't want to eat by themselves in it, but it's completely safe. Safe and healthy however isn't the same thing, so still staying away from soda is a good habit. Sugar is likely the least healthy thing (in its quantity) we consume these days.

    • @stephenboldway4353
      @stephenboldway4353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@nextlifeonearth Point taken

    • @nexzae
      @nexzae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It depends on the dosage

    • @hotsoda1850
      @hotsoda1850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yikes!!!

    • @kencumachu2025
      @kencumachu2025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Sad thing is you can tell people that and they will still drink it because they don't immediately die, that's just crazy

  • @joeyyehtay6654
    @joeyyehtay6654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    It got me when he says “that’s gonna slide right through me”

  • @jasonbrown4526
    @jasonbrown4526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    "Effervescent liquid candy"
    His choice of words is surreal.

    • @jaypaans3471
      @jaypaans3471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For those who want to know:
      *Etymology*
      From French effervescent, from Latin effervēscō (“boil up”).
      *Adjective*
      effervescent (comparative more effervescent, superlative most effervescent)
      - (of a liquid) Giving off bubbles; fizzy.
      - Vivacious and enthusiastic.

    • @valeridanikovachev8688
      @valeridanikovachev8688 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaypaans3471,thanks,I was lazy to check for myself.

  • @scottjenkins4613
    @scottjenkins4613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    When I was a kid a pepsi truck loaded with full of pepsi crashed on a mountain road in Pennsylvania near my home. The cola spilled out all over the road and into a mountain stream next to the road. The acidic pH of the pop killed tons of fish and any other substance with the same pH would have legally been considered a hazardous waste spill and required hazmat teams to clean up the soil and surrounding grounds. Because it was pepsi (just as easily could have been coke) it was not considered an environmental disaster and life continued as normal.

    • @Pomme843
      @Pomme843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      source?

    • @scottjenkins4613
      @scottjenkins4613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@Pomme843 I spent many nights in the 1990s combing through internet links to local news stories looking for an account of this story with no luck - seems cross-referencing print to digitized records was not yet ideal. I remember reading about it in in the middle 1980s, in our local paper the Pittsburgh Press, which no longer exists. My father worked for a Hazardous Waste Mitigation company at the time and his running commentary on the event is what formed my long lasting memories. Unfortunately, I cannot find any digitized record of this story and I no longer live in Pittsburgh where I can search through microfiche of old newspapers. I was, however, able to find a couple similar stories that happened in nearby West Virginia and Maryland.

    • @tuumanka7974
      @tuumanka7974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Pomme843 google, it happened multiple times

    • @QuidamByMoonlight
      @QuidamByMoonlight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@scottjenkins4613 I also grew up in Pennsylvania, not far from Pittsburgh. The wildlife is in severe decline. We’re doing a lot of messed up stuff to our planet...

    • @scottjenkins4613
      @scottjenkins4613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My intent with this comment was to highlight both the careless nature of people with our environment but also to highlight the hypocrisy of our laws which give free pass to some offenders and crucify other offenders.

  • @masterbeef9279
    @masterbeef9279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    "MMM that's gonna slide right through me" Some guy named Roger

    • @alanpascal7631
      @alanpascal7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably

    • @lorireece1970
      @lorireece1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. That stuff stays with me for a while. It’s WATER that slides right through me. That’s why I practically never drink the stuff. Very inconvenient.

    • @alanpascal7631
      @alanpascal7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lorireece1970 I'm sorry.....wait, which don't you practically drink?

    • @lone_333
      @lone_333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read your comment in Cleveland’s voice.

  • @TwistedTB0ne
    @TwistedTB0ne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    'Holiday's which thankfully happen regularly, FOREVER' *chuckles* love this actor hahahaha

  • @tynchytemper9618
    @tynchytemper9618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1877

    This is exactly why I drink my vodka straight from the bottle

    • @mv3380
      @mv3380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Same and only 60 calories per shot 👌

    • @drawincode1800
      @drawincode1800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Whiskey is supposed to be better for you according to sum youtube videos
      I like to wash mine down with an energy drink

    • @gazanferimam1134
      @gazanferimam1134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahaha

    • @ShreeNation
      @ShreeNation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yep and keto gave me more reason to not mix any more cancer with my liver poison.

    • @penguinisalive6027
      @penguinisalive6027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well vodka kills all the bacteria in your body at least 😁

  • @DanielBowens
    @DanielBowens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Haven’t had soda in YEARS, don’t get me wrong, I like it. But I’d rather eat my calories

    • @originalunoriginal4055
      @originalunoriginal4055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're one of those people that wake up and to fight another day in battle with the Arny of Calories!
      Calories rule your life!

    • @marscaleb
      @marscaleb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's basically why I don't have milkshakes anymore.
      Oh how I miss milkshakes.

    • @DanielBowens
      @DanielBowens 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@originalunoriginal4055 lol no, not at all.

    • @DanielBowens
      @DanielBowens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The King what?

    • @4realjacob637
      @4realjacob637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I actually used to most of year not drinking any soda-pop cause of being an athlete. THEN, I went home to a party and drank one cuz I was tired. Then I SPIT it out because of how sugary it was.

  • @ColinMcKoy
    @ColinMcKoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    When he said “wet sugar with bubbles” i lost it😭

    • @Luis-bk9jn
      @Luis-bk9jn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminds me of wet farts

    • @fhsjdjskkshi
      @fhsjdjskkshi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Luis-bk9jn what the fuck

  • @sarahrose8244
    @sarahrose8244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    This video actually gave me enough drive to quit drinking soda

    • @gavin4760
      @gavin4760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sarah Rose ikr

    • @warlord733
      @warlord733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Congratulations!

    • @idolevin8795
      @idolevin8795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good on you! Same here. Haven’t touched any soda in more than 2 months.

    • @mustardmanmax5733
      @mustardmanmax5733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Drinking soft drinks is the beat way to gain weight and lose teeth. Wish I had the same commitment you do

    • @dendroxden440
      @dendroxden440 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm still drinking it

  • @samuelfey7018
    @samuelfey7018 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4466

    What makes me sad as a cashier- and it doesn't happen often but it does happen- is when an obese mother with obese children are buying groceries, and she gets the normal stuff like bread, eggs, milk...and 12 two litre bottles of soda. Then she realises she can't pay for it all.... so she takes off the eggs.

    • @DonCDXX
      @DonCDXX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +778

      +Samuel Fey
      Worst I saw was the McDonald's order for one very bulbous person of 4 big macs, 2 mcflurry's, a cup of sundae fudge on the side and a diet coke. At least he got the diet coke, so you know he's serious about his health.

    • @vulture_5212
      @vulture_5212 9 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      +DonCDXX *Be warned. Sarcasm is present in this zone!* Oh my god! He is so healthy! _Only_ 4 Big Macs!

    • @ViolentFEAR
      @ViolentFEAR 9 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      +DonCDXX YOu know what makes me sad? Americans.

    • @Mary42877
      @Mary42877 9 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      +ViolentFEAR the people who make 90% of the movies I watch and 70% of books I read? I love americans!

    • @hairypancake
      @hairypancake 9 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      +ViolentFEAR YOu know what makes me sad? People who generalize an entire countries population based solely on the geography of their birth.

  • @melissacooper8724
    @melissacooper8724 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    He was right on when it comes to advertising. Coca-Cola, for example, has people drinking the product while having fun at a barbecue or a family gathering for Thanksgiving. And they have slogans like "Open Happiness."

    • @5yrniki
      @5yrniki ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ugh my family drank it so much i thought it was a sign of weakness when I FUCKING CRIED
      I CRIED
      when pouring cola down my fucking throat
      it was so painful
      life is painful
      and i hate myself
      DAMN

  • @crusk9907
    @crusk9907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

    This is actually making me rethink my life.

    • @kvltizt
      @kvltizt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I hope you quit soda
      :]

    • @kenik2023
      @kenik2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Please do.
      Soda is the worst deception under pharma sales

    • @kaneprenter9011
      @kaneprenter9011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think thats the idea of these videos, making people re think and question whats being said

    • @angrybostonfan5944
      @angrybostonfan5944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just like Obi-Wan said. "You need to go home and rethink your life."

    • @legendarybroliz4578
      @legendarybroliz4578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As it should

  • @DivergentStyles
    @DivergentStyles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Have not drank this stuff in years, thanks for the reminder why.

    • @mr.bubbles1900
      @mr.bubbles1900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      aren't you epic

    • @Saigonas
      @Saigonas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Dak Lamerbusch uhh

    • @monocapuch1no
      @monocapuch1no 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @100 Subcribers with No Videos same if i drink cola sometimes a have a headache

    • @ekaputriseptiyani220
      @ekaputriseptiyani220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I almost forget how it tastes

    • @warlord733
      @warlord733 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to chain drink dr pepper until I was totally immune to the amout of caffeine in several cans. I knew it wasn't good but god did it taste good. I forced myself to stop drinking soda as well as most high sugar drinks a few months ago. I have already noticed changes (I have always been fat but now I am less so). I still treat myself occasionally but its rare.

  • @WoodsofReo
    @WoodsofReo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    A sincere thank you for mentioning the partnership with schools part. America at its finest.

    • @WmCRobison
      @WmCRobison 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This stuff wasn't sold in my school's until sometime in Junior high (8th grade I think). Even then it was strictly limited, with no obvious advertising, basically white label. Having heard that now it's part of the industry's advertising budget makes me sick.

    • @putridmoldyman306
      @putridmoldyman306 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WmCRobison
      Even though it really doesnt matter

    • @Eldritch_O66
      @Eldritch_O66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because Americas greatest money making scheme is the buying and selling of drugs.

    • @dartarro21
      @dartarro21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I work in school nutrition, & this is misinformation. The Healthy Hunger-free Kids Act (Michelle Obama) put an end to this. School lunches and snacks (including vending machines) have to meet strict guidelines in order to get federal reimbursement for National School Lunch & Breakfast programs.

  • @ChanelCoco-pk7mp
    @ChanelCoco-pk7mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I remember a teacher back in the 90’s labelling me a weirdo because I didn’t like soft drinks (which was all they were selling, no bottled water at all) when we were doing sports day and I’d ran out of water in my drink bottle and she wouldn’t let me go refill it at the drink fountain because that side of the school had been closed off for sports day, wish I could show her this now and say who’s the weirdo now, moron.

    • @faradaysmith6954
      @faradaysmith6954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe its an energy drink not a soda? Thats why she wants you to drink it I guess?

    • @hiiampaul.
      @hiiampaul. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      To be honest not letting someone get water when they play should be illegal if the water is in a drinking fountain

    • @keerthi3086
      @keerthi3086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@faradaysmith6954 energy drink you say?
      th-cam.com/video/xdZttArhtn8/w-d-xo.html

    • @ChanelCoco-pk7mp
      @ChanelCoco-pk7mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@faradaysmith6954 no they were a “broad” selection of Schweppes lemonade, Coca Cola or Fanta and that was all

  • @srabchun
    @srabchun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I use to drink around 8 bottles of Mountain Dew daily. After a bad dentist appointment, I decided to quit drinking soda. After doing so, I effortlessly lost 25lbs in 3 months.

    • @christineferguson845
      @christineferguson845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Good on you Scott....our bodies are precious and so worth looking after.
      I am so very proud of you.
      Awesome.
      👊👊👊

    • @leebob86
      @leebob86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Good luck having normal kids.

    • @scottsmith5623
      @scottsmith5623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Scott, when Mountain Dew Code Red appeared, basically the first deviation from regular lime, I drank SOOOO much of that stuff that after 2 weeks I got ill, temperature of 102, muscle aches and when I peed it felt like hot sand coming out...yep...I gave myself a urinary tract infection...Stopped drinking ALL soda after that...nothing but water, coffee and tea....Scotty

    • @sluggou812beotch
      @sluggou812beotch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I drank bottled juice and the occasional Dew which caused me to balloon up to 280#. Cutting these 2 things from my diet allowed me to effortlessly lose 65#.

    • @thepatshowonwp
      @thepatshowonwp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can lose a lot of weight by just dropping the soda

  • @dheeraj2947
    @dheeraj2947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1608

    My father didn't allow me and my siblings to drink soda from very early age and now we don't want it.

    • @pyetorshite7379
      @pyetorshite7379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Same
      Edit:Why is one of my most liked comments this ??! I wont complain so thankss

    • @straitmurph
      @straitmurph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Dhiraj Pal we only had water, milk, coffee and iced tea in the house, that remains to this day.

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      You had a Great Dad!

    • @straitmurph
      @straitmurph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hamid Hussein okay, I’m happy to share it with you. I drink tea poured over ice with just a little sugar. I hope you find some you enjoy.

    • @md4119
      @md4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Same here. My dad infested it in our heads since we were kids and none of my siblings drink these fluids.

  • @elvisarsiniega8921
    @elvisarsiniega8921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    “Can I get my stomach pumped?!” 😂😂😂

  • @aerogamer3549
    @aerogamer3549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    These type of videos truly do make you question your lifestyle. I googled how much sugar a human can consume in a day and I found that we shouldn't consume more than 30 grams. I then checked how much sugar a normal 333ml can of Coke has and its 39 grams. So basically if you consume 1 can you've maxed your sugar allowance but don't forget we consume more food with sugar throughout the day and also many people consume more than 1 can of Coke daily. Absolutely frightening stuff.

    • @mruncletheredge
      @mruncletheredge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seriously.... I wonder how long it's going to take before soft drinks are up there with cigarettes for being such evil...

    • @kameljoe21
      @kameljoe21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The 2000 calorie diet is based on an inactive life style. People who are far more active need to consume more energy. Put it this way Michael Phelps at his height of swimming consumed 30,000 calories just for breakfast.

    • @martinmarkov9707
      @martinmarkov9707 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@mruncletheredgeas long as they bring a profit... Never.

    • @FallenPhoenix86
      @FallenPhoenix86 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@martinmarkov9707
      Because cigarettes aren't profitable... oh wait...
      Curbs on soda/sugar are already happening elsewhere just not in the United States of Diabetics. The versions of many US sodas sold overseas are made to completely different recipes because other countries told the manufacturers to F-off when they saw what was in them.

    • @growinjoy
      @growinjoy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When tobacco industries quit they made themselves into food and beverage industries, and tobacco does lead to sugar cravings, so maybe they liked super sweet. I personally think some processed food is a bit too sweet and not as truly flavorful as it could be.

  • @joonia5492
    @joonia5492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1929

    Love him or hate him he's spitting straight facts 😩🔥💯👏

    • @aguy2035
      @aguy2035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      th-cam.com/video/02vDkMEdIkY/w-d-xo.html

    • @pvpv9344
      @pvpv9344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMFAOO DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE THAT COMMENT THERE HAHAHA

    • @RywokastDarkstar5000
      @RywokastDarkstar5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      except for it stripping paint lmao.. you could leave it on a car forever and it could be eons and it wouldnt touch the paint.. the acid in soda is relatively weak and there are much stronger acids that we consume on a regular basis

    • @frozenpopcorn3838
      @frozenpopcorn3838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whats with those emojis

    • @unnamedsubterranean6883
      @unnamedsubterranean6883 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RywokastDarkstar5000 which product? Lemonade?

  • @Naitrio
    @Naitrio 8 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    There was a soda ad before this

  • @flippaskipskipparooni4150
    @flippaskipskipparooni4150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    "But you're a human so ffffuck it!"

    • @leebob86
      @leebob86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And then you're all sad when you're all dead at 50.

    • @arnbloodbound3650
      @arnbloodbound3650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jakeshumway9487 what a way of thinking mate, fantastic yeah, just ruin away half years of your life, because it will happen anyway.
      Awesome.

    • @jakeshumway9487
      @jakeshumway9487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Arnaviir the Crusader sorry I’m the only one who can face the truth rather than hiding behind it with religion

    • @arnbloodbound3650
      @arnbloodbound3650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jakeshumway9487 we'll see about that m8.

    • @arnbloodbound3650
      @arnbloodbound3650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RkicF8 I know right?
      People these days....

  • @acewinge2302
    @acewinge2302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "the container actually is the most expensive part" As a production engineer i agree.

    • @sgtpepper91
      @sgtpepper91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nobody cares.

    • @Tengohueva88
      @Tengohueva88 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sgtpepper91You clearly cared because of the fact that you took the time to write a response to that comment.

  • @vijaytgeorge
    @vijaytgeorge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "...and in some cases, entire holidays. Which thankfully, happen regularly...forever."
    That snicker at the end lol

    • @juniorsilvabroadcast
      @juniorsilvabroadcast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Half life 3

    • @fhsjdjskkshi
      @fhsjdjskkshi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@juniorsilvabroadcast what does this have to do with the comment

    • @brazox
      @brazox 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juniorsilvabroadcast cnfirmd

  • @Patches4
    @Patches4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3742

    This should be shown in every school to every student. Especially.....in America....

    • @leifsinclair9368
      @leifsinclair9368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Patches O'Hoolihan so true.

    • @leifsinclair9368
      @leifsinclair9368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And so sad.

    • @Ruby_The_Fiend
      @Ruby_The_Fiend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      As an American teenager I approve of this.

    • @youtubeyt5694
      @youtubeyt5694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Some kids drink Mtn Dew or monster daily. Then these kids don't play any sports and go home to eat who-knows-what

    • @Rhultal_Vox
      @Rhultal_Vox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Shut up you communist

  • @gingerwatermelon3243
    @gingerwatermelon3243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Narator: “Wet sugar with bubbles on it”
    Yup im dum enough to drink that

    • @fiyastauta
      @fiyastauta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Makes the two of us 😁

    • @nunyabisness1979
      @nunyabisness1979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      considering you misspelled dumb i'm gonna take your word for it.

    • @nerfiy8004
      @nerfiy8004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nunya Bisness so you ignored him typing Narrator with one R,but pointed out that he misspelled “dumb” as “dum”,which is just a shortened version,which some people use
      Huh.

    • @nunyabisness1979
      @nunyabisness1979 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nerfiy8004 dude it's just a joke get the stick out of your @$$

    • @Glutenfreechips
      @Glutenfreechips 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nerfiy8004 oops someone is mad, better steer clear everyone

  • @AllenReviews
    @AllenReviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This video will be remembered for years to come in “pop culture”

  • @TDubsKid
    @TDubsKid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1879

    this guy would make a great president

    • @kobe51
      @kobe51 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Trump's almost there!

    • @thenukedgamer65
      @thenukedgamer65 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      hey a conservative is what we need,we have tax money going into industry's that shouldn't exist,aka planned parent hood ect,litterly why are people fucking if they dont know simple contraceptives,than we have social rejects aka black lives matter,SJWs,feminists,and liberals.Also lets not forget how current government is trying to disarm citizens and take away our amendments.and for a finisher,how we arnt kicking the illegal people who arnt suppose to be here out.

    • @ashleyshim2078
      @ashleyshim2078 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes !

    • @ConstructiveMinds100
      @ConstructiveMinds100 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or any politiasian.

    • @saberbill518
      @saberbill518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought the same

  • @mchllwoods
    @mchllwoods 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1334

    "Can I get my stomach pumped?"
    ROTL!!!😂

    • @mchllwoods
      @mchllwoods 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Azake Rahman if drug companies were honest it's funnier especially at the end when he pulled out the knife. ROTL!!!😂😂

    • @mchllwoods
      @mchllwoods 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Azake Rahman please do is so funny!😂

    • @Shumayal
      @Shumayal 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Michelle Woods Thanks for the suggestion, I'm going there too to see the knife!

    • @Adventurer_Gaming
      @Adventurer_Gaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michelle Woods xD

    • @fredflamingo5195
      @fredflamingo5195 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michelle Woods

  • @lucetv9886
    @lucetv9886 8 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I can't stop watching these. Lost count after 20 videos. Lmao.

    • @SozeKartel
      @SozeKartel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Benjy real talk 😂💯💯💯🤣

    • @mcannon1964
      @mcannon1964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thankfully I'm at work and can afford to waste a couple of hours on these!

    • @ITSBRYINDY74
      @ITSBRYINDY74 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Benjy Same! His voice when he says ‘candy’ 😂😂😂

    • @michaelbressette2599
      @michaelbressette2599 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

  • @roberto3151991
    @roberto3151991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "You're a human, so f*** it!" So accurate 😂🤷‍♂️

  • @CheBa.
    @CheBa. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1512

    Warning
    The following ad is rated H for honest

    • @carultch
      @carultch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't always go 300 hectares on one tank of keroscene, but when I do, I put it in H.

    • @nooneimportant8991
      @nooneimportant8991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ay, I see what you did there

    • @brixxconnor3411
      @brixxconnor3411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Chetan Bawane, is that a reference to the Smosh Games intro?

    • @PoisonIvory088
      @PoisonIvory088 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chetan Bawane lol

    • @benjaminwild2393
      @benjaminwild2393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah makes me want to drink more soda

  • @ThaggleS
    @ThaggleS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I love this old man. He's so good at delivering these lines in every one of these videos. Roger for President, 2020!

    • @shafserious2805
      @shafserious2805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They only give leadership to ignorant people.

    • @shafserious2805
      @shafserious2805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @John Moreno thats why they are involved in pedophile rings. Do your research.

    • @shafserious2805
      @shafserious2805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @John Moreno lol mate what did i say. Power is given to ignorant people. Look at the current world leaders- are you sleeping or what? Look at the scandles of parliament in the uk and white house.
      Now as for being rude- in sure if you was infront of me you wouldnt be as rude and forth spoken! Now do some research son!

    • @Adam-cj2jg
      @Adam-cj2jg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Moreno ignorance does not equal lack of intelligence, you're an idiot, what he said was valid.

    • @kungpaopizza2126
      @kungpaopizza2126 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh L *VOTE ROGER*

  • @Rebecca-qj1uk
    @Rebecca-qj1uk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    Haven’t had soda in half a year...proud of myself

    • @hello-bj6ik
      @hello-bj6ik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How..

    • @smartypants4341
      @smartypants4341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I dont drink any kind of sodas.cuz idont like them

    • @0lazar0
      @0lazar0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @C.s S same here

    • @C_theglyde
      @C_theglyde 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      3 years for me I have had more energy than ever!!

    • @theunforgivensoldier4137
      @theunforgivensoldier4137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You all probably say that to feel very proud of yourselves despite you probably drank one last night but lets not dwell on that friends! Oh and i see that you have one right now as well!

  • @anoniemuss824
    @anoniemuss824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Roger has taught me that everything in life is a scam.

    • @martinmarkov9707
      @martinmarkov9707 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even sex?
      Always has been.
      It's a hostage initiation scheme.

  • @FOUNDEDEARTHBROTHERS
    @FOUNDEDEARTHBROTHERS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    This guy is hilarious! Can I get my stomach pumped lol!

  • @noface6872
    @noface6872 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1748

    Honest Commercial about Military recruitment.

    • @markmoritz2929
      @markmoritz2929 9 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Tbh they would get soooo much hate

    • @GioGarnada
      @GioGarnada 9 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      +Rafael Cruz THIS, so much bullshit behind it, when really it's a bunch of people with no future thinking they're protecting our country. Hate me all you want, I know good people in the military, but most join for the benefits, and cause they don't have much else going for them.

    • @rollinthunder1000
      @rollinthunder1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Gio Garnada is that a problem? lol

    • @GioGarnada
      @GioGarnada 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Tyreek Johnson Some people in the military's ego. Yes.

    • @noface6872
      @noface6872 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      +Gio Garnada Thanks for your opinion, but I was referring to recruiting ads. Not about the military. I do not hate anything or anyone; the ads are ridiculous and misleading in my opinion.

  • @neoladams8519
    @neoladams8519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    .I use Dr. Pepper to unclog drains, pour 1 can in drain and overnight the drain is unclogged, works better than draino.

    • @0wly
      @0wly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rofl Lmao

    • @fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786
      @fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Neol Adams I use dawn dish soap

    • @cloudniine9
      @cloudniine9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣

    • @DeathByLego
      @DeathByLego 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      So that’s why I shit so much.

    • @JBB685
      @JBB685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s actually a good idea, thanks

  • @amphibiland
    @amphibiland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "If you like having friends, or some other virtually universal aspect of life,"
    *quietly cries in Introvert*

    • @someonerandom6505
      @someonerandom6505 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you implying introverts don't like having friends?

    • @sergiowinter5383
      @sergiowinter5383 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Introvert but healthy yay

  • @nicolass892
    @nicolass892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Mmmm I love a good bottle of watery, sugary acid
    Edit: I forgot it has bubbles too! What a deal

    • @briggzm2098
      @briggzm2098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nicolas Schellberg bubbly too

    • @nic0856
      @nic0856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      First time not reading OMG THANKS FOR SO MANNY LIKES I DIDNT EXPECT THAT

  • @mrusername5
    @mrusername5 9 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    I feel like i'm the only one who just drinks water. 0.0

    • @catherinestickels2591
      @catherinestickels2591 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Collegehumor put it as "Water? I thought that was what octopus shit in."
      I feel I'm lucky to have a corn allergy, as I can't have most bottles of liquid sugar.

    • @adamcuthbert4383
      @adamcuthbert4383 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +MrSirDrGames Me too...with sugar and bubbles!

    • @someperson5506
      @someperson5506 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MrSirDrGames
      I drink water out of the house, milk in the house. I don't like pop. Hate the fizz.

    • @melissasanchez9305
      @melissasanchez9305 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      congrats buddy

    • @DerivativeMVs
      @DerivativeMVs 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MrSirDrGames
      I primarily drink water and milk, and occasional treat myself to some coffee drink, (usually Starbucks brand). It isn't soda, but it's still sugary and all that yap; I just don't drink it every day and know what it'll do to my health if I did.

  • @nommingmochi
    @nommingmochi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2216

    Soda Addicts: *Aggressive disliking*

    • @judabug323
      @judabug323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Toasted Toast yep I’m a soda addict and I can confirm this.

    • @HungerGamesFan00
      @HungerGamesFan00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      r/hydrohomies

    • @19Pyrus70
      @19Pyrus70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'm a soda addict, but I loved this...

    • @caseyklenke3270
      @caseyklenke3270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nah. I'm addicted to soda but what he said is true. I just don't care.

    • @iceagepenguinrace9788
      @iceagepenguinrace9788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm Soda fan I disliked this vid 1 billion times!!!!!

  • @Expialidocious46545
    @Expialidocious46545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I gave up soda back in 2010 just to see if I could do it and I haven’t drank it since. One of the best decisions I ever made.

    • @mruncletheredge
      @mruncletheredge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      For me it's been about 15 years... And you're absolutely right... No looking back...
      Makes me feel sorry for the people who drink more soda than water on a daily basis...

    • @milosevicmilorad9375
      @milosevicmilorad9375 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I stopped drinking sodas earlier this year and started drinking much more water. What I noticed that water has its own unique taste that I sometimes crave. Now I don't even like the taste of sodas, it just tastes like sugary acid.

  • @someone4860
    @someone4860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Those companies spend millions of dollar to do best Ads for their Product. And you have ruined their plan just in 3 Minute.
    Bravo! I was really happy to watch this Video.

    • @Luis-bk9jn
      @Luis-bk9jn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      3 years this vid has been out and the soda market is still soaring

    • @JudgementalGoat
      @JudgementalGoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In 2018, the Coca-Cola Company's net operating revenue worldwide was of 31.86 billion U.S. dollars, so no, Cracked didn't even put a dent on their door with this 3-year old video.

    • @EinfachErwin
      @EinfachErwin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      no he didnt.

    • @marywealth6475
      @marywealth6475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watched the whole video WHILE DRINKING SODA, and I still can't wait for my next large-size serving of cold, wet, bubbly candy-sugar! The Coke Freestyle machine is my current favorite tech device. And make mine caffeinated!

    • @JudgementalGoat
      @JudgementalGoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jay Talents Not really, but the point of OP is moot at best

  • @seahawk100
    @seahawk100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "Bullied the FDA?" You mean BOUGHT the FDA, right?

  • @tamarangarriott917
    @tamarangarriott917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “Can I get my stomach pumped?”
    Best line in the video

  • @DownWithBureaucracy
    @DownWithBureaucracy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Coming back to these old ones now that Roger is back really shows how much of a winning formula they had

  • @deanwright2862
    @deanwright2862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Hey Roger
    After you, I stopped drinking milk and eating milk products but now it's been 25 days of NO SUGARY SODA. Thank you Sir

    • @Juleesuz
      @Juleesuz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Great job!

    • @mruncletheredge
      @mruncletheredge 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm going on 15 years.... Now the ONLY coke I'll ever have is with an occasional Jack Daniels...
      Now that my body's so used to water, I get ZERO thirst quenching when I'm dehydrated with a soft drink....

  • @paballokuane5951
    @paballokuane5951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    We are pretty sure these chemicals don't cause any lasting damage except... Cancer in laboratory animals.... But you are a human, so f# it! 😂😂😂
    Wet sugar with bubbles, sweet sweet acid.

    • @Jenny_Lee_
      @Jenny_Lee_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That made me laugh till I cried 😭😂😂

    • @xuann9130
      @xuann9130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Bob Marley good for cleaning toilets

  • @uncleJoeX7
    @uncleJoeX7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    “ice cold bottle of candy” hahahahahaha

  • @kiwi8476
    @kiwi8476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I stopped drinking it 8 years ago and I do not miss it. I only drink water and alcohol but I’m working on alcohol. 2 weeks sober. First time I’ve been this sober in years! Go me! Making progress!

  • @namelastname2724
    @namelastname2724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    R: But you're a human! So f* it
    *bold of you to assume that Roger*

    • @pandakekok9
      @pandakekok9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In the internet, nobody knows you're a dog

    • @msplays9772
      @msplays9772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *69 likes*
      Niiiiiice

    • @florinaschilean6143
      @florinaschilean6143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @helshemer draken or my species?

    • @hefhef54321
      @hefhef54321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, he wasn't that far out with his assumption...
      I'm a Neanderthal

    • @Sincuttiere
      @Sincuttiere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not a human as soon as Area 51 is raided

  • @thxlovefactor
    @thxlovefactor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The way he’s saying it is literally saying “It’s okay. You’re safe. I’m trustworthy. Everything I’m telling you is the truth because I care about you.” Lmao. Psychology in advertising is crazy.

    • @marywealth6475
      @marywealth6475 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn't literally say any of that. Everything he literally said was in the video.

  • @TheMissPelled
    @TheMissPelled 9 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    its insane how much it bugged me that the bottle refilled itself from one frame to another haha.

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      +TheMissPelled It's insane how this made me go back and check just how much it did.

    • @bazar2020
      @bazar2020 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are we special? I felt the same!

    • @ethanpet113
      @ethanpet113 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +TheMissPelled That's big soda's way of brainwashing you.

    • @wesiivibing
      @wesiivibing 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      did it!

    • @Kareszkoma
      @Kareszkoma 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheMissPelled I NEED THAT BOTTLE. Instant cola all the way!

  • @silverwatchdog
    @silverwatchdog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Can I get my stomach pumped!" Laughed so hard at this🤣🤣

  • @Kirke182
    @Kirke182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1096

    I cut soda out of my life years ago.
    My liquid intake is 99% water and tea (which almost entirely water). No flavored drinks of any kind. I feel much better now.

    • @princeofallnegros4035
      @princeofallnegros4035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      No one cares.

    • @cameronwhite2818
      @cameronwhite2818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Prince of all golliwogs what about the 30 likes

    • @Felipe-vw7qz
      @Felipe-vw7qz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’ve never liked any fizzy drinks most of the time I prefer water. Unless it’s like a party or something

    • @sluggou812beotch
      @sluggou812beotch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Booze is the only answer.

    • @jeremiahjames6098
      @jeremiahjames6098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@princeofallnegros4035
      I care young negroe

  • @zanytobbs
    @zanytobbs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Roger,
    You are changing my life one video at a time!
    LOL

  • @ahmedsultani3028
    @ahmedsultani3028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    That was some cold refreshing bottle of facts.

  • @cindymananzalamartinez6679
    @cindymananzalamartinez6679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    ROGER: "wet sugar candy acid"
    ME(at fastfoods): "f**k it, supersize me"

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +1 up(cloth size)

  • @TravisMohan
    @TravisMohan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    Healthy is just another way to die

    • @althill7407
      @althill7407 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Woah

    • @AdrianAlex98
      @AdrianAlex98 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Travis Mohan that's what i all ways say, right?

    • @Acetyl53
      @Acetyl53 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Travis Mohan
      -Birth
      -Other stuff
      -Death
      Who cares about that middle part? It's only 1/3...

    • @rviolinfiddle55
      @rviolinfiddle55 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      +Travis Mohan yeah, a longer and less painful way

    • @Vaineguardio
      @Vaineguardio 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +rviolinfiddle55 If you actually think that some people die "painlessly" then I'll bet you also believe in Santa, or that I have a few hundred acres of land to sell for a dollar. That is a fairy tail, when you get old your organs begin to fail and shutdown and eventually it ends you, if you think that is "painless" then I wish that I could be as blissfully ignorant and oblivious as yourself.

  • @jdubbjazzbass
    @jdubbjazzbass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    l so love these videos,they're so belittling,condescending,and sarcastic,yet they are humorous,straight forward,logical,sobering,and they get right down to the goddamn point precisely!!!!

  • @ploidz
    @ploidz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Stopped drinking soda years ago, now when someone mistakenly give me a soda with my food I can't even finish it. It doesn't even taste good to me anymore.

    • @thezdude8512
      @thezdude8512 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +PIcture Trailers
      Quit it.

    • @rbrodsky6642
      @rbrodsky6642 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +PIcture Trailers No**

    • @MinimalistBosnian
      @MinimalistBosnian 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ploidz Same! I haven't had a soda since November of 2014. My body doesn't crave it or recognize it anymore.

    • @bluBlaq33
      @bluBlaq33 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, it straight up tastes like candy

    • @SM-ok3sz
      @SM-ok3sz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +ploidz Well aren't you a special snowflake.

  • @LucidDreamer54321
    @LucidDreamer54321 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When I was a child, my family could rarely afford soda. So I never developed the habit of drinking it. I just drink water.

  • @compacuh6726
    @compacuh6726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Me: hes rights
    Also me: sips soda*

    • @MegaAlchemist123
      @MegaAlchemist123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Me: humans are idiotic hypocrats.
      Me: *also drinking soda*

    • @blackcatpirates8134
      @blackcatpirates8134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Humongous brain

    • @echidnanatsuki882
      @echidnanatsuki882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wE LeB in A sOSayeTe

    • @blackcatpirates8134
      @blackcatpirates8134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MegaAlchemist123 bruhhhh that's a rip off ...ahhh soda is great ...I didn't drink it you did

    • @MegaAlchemist123
      @MegaAlchemist123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blackcatpirates8134 Wat?

  • @SumsarH
    @SumsarH 9 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    I drank a coke while watching this

    • @7searchful
      @7searchful 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Darkness Serpent you're missing the point.

    • @dudeistpreist5721
      @dudeistpreist5721 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Raphael Dean I think they used Pepsi so your fine

    • @fantasianB
      @fantasianB 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good for them

    • @neonbrown
      @neonbrown 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +7searchful Their not. They just don't give a shit.

    • @arcanisrivet
      @arcanisrivet 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Darkness Serpent gross, everyone knows pepsi is the way to go.

  • @nliberty
    @nliberty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Can I get my stomach pumped?" Haha, that was a nice one!

  • @HAL9000S3
    @HAL9000S3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love "Honest Ads". The actor playing "Roger" is really great at portraying a corporate sleaze. Thanks for these and keep 'em coming!

  • @Laffy1345
    @Laffy1345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Pepsi & Coke burning holes in your stomach since the 1800s.

    • @yummydezzie
      @yummydezzie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      N cocaine used to be in coke... hence ..the name

    • @Laffy1345
      @Laffy1345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yummydezzie and should have said burning the nose...😂 thank. I use to s do coke...cocanine

    • @ycyean8235
      @ycyean8235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Laffy1345
      Look kid..it is just CARBONIC acid..which helps you out to digest your food faster
      The acid which your stomach is producing is a kind i can say...ALIEN from "alien vs predator" movie used to produce which is HYDROCLORIC ACID
      So drinking a limited will not deal any major harm

    • @jesusfuentes9347
      @jesusfuentes9347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yummydezzie
      Cocaine back then and now sacrificed human/childrens blood with the heart and all. Now those are facts

    • @aarongrisham463
      @aarongrisham463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wolfma Jack only if you drink a bunch every day. Moderation is key

  • @CadleGomani
    @CadleGomani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    If you knew how much sugar a human is supposed to consume in a day (very little), and how much sugar is in one bottle of wet sugar (lots), you probably wouldn't drink it (and we want you to drink it)" 🤣🤣 funniest line I heard all day

    • @rockzs74r
      @rockzs74r 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And it is even more sugar for the American retail market

    • @johng.5411
      @johng.5411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Actually, we need ZERO sugar! Our body can convert its body-fat into the exact amount of sugar (glucose) it needs. Wake-up people!!!

    • @BartSimpson-nr1dy
      @BartSimpson-nr1dy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      G E - not true. You eyeballs 👁 need sugar

    • @leebob86
      @leebob86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      50 fucking grams. Imagine adding 50 one gram sugar packets from the restaurant to your water. Same thing.

    • @johng.5411
      @johng.5411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BartSimpson-nr1dy I did not write our body doesn't need sugar; overweight people need to let their body produce it by using its own fat, instead of eating loads of sugary crap that forces the pancreas to produce lots of insulin, to overcome the sugar spikes in the blood. I am not a doctor btw.

  • @leveraged6694
    @leveraged6694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    They should call it “liquid diabetes.”

    • @user-nh3gu1ge3d
      @user-nh3gu1ge3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sugar doesn't cause diabetes, being over weight does. Of course, drinking too much soda certainly helps you to be over weight.... As long as you aren't over weight, you probably are not going to get diabetes from soda. It's bad for your teeth, and also the cancer claims. The more you know....

    • @archentity
      @archentity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@user-nh3gu1ge3d True, but most Americans at least aren't blessed with fast metabolisms. So sodas usually always make you overweight and increase your risk of diabetes, which is what happened to me.

    • @user-nh3gu1ge3d
      @user-nh3gu1ge3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@archentity Yeah I guess. My point was mainly that your weight is the sum result of what you consume minus what you burn off. Of course soda will increase your weight (versus drinking water, all other things being equal) but so will any empty calories, potato chips, cheese, bread, etc etc. It's just not a fair statement to blame it all on soda when that person probably eats fast food, too much fatty dairy, etc. etc. But again, that's not me saying soda is good for you, it's not, just that it gets more demonized when other things are just as bad or worse (beer/alcohol, anyone?). Consider that a typical beer (not light beer) has about the same amount of calories as a soda (150ish).

    • @advancednoob4774
      @advancednoob4774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wasn't there a Petition to call it LIVEabetes ?

    • @poonamshinde9597
      @poonamshinde9597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@user-nh3gu1ge3d my grandfather was a lean person and still got diabetes.. So i think it's the sugar and something to do with the genes too.

  • @denzelmorrison1399
    @denzelmorrison1399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Thank you Roger for making me quit drinking soda, Lots of love brother 👍🏾

  • @melissasaint3283
    @melissasaint3283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    A million years ago, when I first got my own apartment, I decided it was pointless to spend any of my meagre budget on soda (all i drank was clear soda anyway, and not a ton).
    So. I just went with filtered tap water, milk and the occasional afternoon tea.
    *Years of heart burn and acid reflux stopped almost immediately*

  • @risky_world5692
    @risky_world5692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    TH-cam algorithm...
    *2016 - no
    *2017 - no
    *2018 - no
    *2019 - yes....hell yeah

    • @AshishSingh95
      @AshishSingh95 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha

    • @loveculture5250
      @loveculture5250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @jean-luc paradis You are right.
      Cure for diabetics is sugar wait insulin nah insulin is just some university bitches bullshit.
      You are totally right.
      The best doctor ever.
      Unbelievable guy.

    • @peepa47
      @peepa47 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      AI learning is getting better dont you think? skynet is here :-D

    • @danjw3359
      @danjw3359 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peepa47 Nah we still got 3 days we're fine. Oh and before you ask the global warming thing yeah we are only a a few days behind on that one so no worries we can catch up. Besides Skynet said they would figure it out for us so you don't have to worry. LOL
      This is how every global crisis is treated everyday, and everytime they come up, and by almost everyone who can do something about it.

    • @gabrielvieira6529
      @gabrielvieira6529 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      For sure

  • @TitanicTruths
    @TitanicTruths 8 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    I gave soda up cold turkey over six months ago, don't even miss it.

    • @Greysmdl
      @Greysmdl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I went four years without it, and still went back to it. Love it.

    • @emmatasticforever8940
      @emmatasticforever8940 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Titanic Truths good for you

    • @Greysmdl
      @Greysmdl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emmatastic forever
      lies. :D

    • @dukoth6552
      @dukoth6552 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it was actually easier than I thought it would be, nowadays all I drink are my morning coffee and water for the rest of the day

    • @gregoryaparker
      @gregoryaparker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I gave up drinking soda years ago.. now I just drink pop and I've never felt better!

  • @abiglug
    @abiglug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "But YOU'RE a human! So f*ck it!" is the best line ever 😂

  • @SpadeAlchemistify
    @SpadeAlchemistify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    Haven't drank bottled candy in years 😂

    • @dan428
      @dan428 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nahele Duskwalker same

    • @burymebelowawillowtree9243
      @burymebelowawillowtree9243 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I stopped drinking it too and don’t miss it.

    • @christopherzp
      @christopherzp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same, and alcohol too

    • @DaveGilmour
      @DaveGilmour 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same, I don't drink soda at all. I've replaced it with seltzer water (1-2 cans in a day) and copious amounts of water. I don't even really drink alcohol either, a sip here or there of Guinness that I use for cooking stews. I never imagined I would actually enjoy having these 'restrictions' but nope, I can't even imagine how I was into soda before.

    • @uneaverageME
      @uneaverageME 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Raymond Gonzales it's about changing perspective. Don't focus on how you enjoy the drink next time you have it, focus on why. Ask yourself why drinking spoonfuls of sugar is enjoyable, and you'll see it's just cause of instinct and also cause you don't notice the sugar. So any time you look at a drink, just imagine a heap of sugar in that cup or bottle, cause that's what it is. Turned me off pretty quick, and also I always find water enjoyable myself. You can use juice together there as well, particularly Apple, but try to get the stuff without sugar added - read labels

  • @jayharley3890
    @jayharley3890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "Hi, I'm some guy named Roger"

  • @vickyvenice2376
    @vickyvenice2376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    This videos are underrated
    This videos deserve 400M views instead of 4M.

    • @joemartin1253
      @joemartin1253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This deserves more like 4 billion views

  • @alphabetApperatus
    @alphabetApperatus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I swear, the ppl who thumbs down this stuff r ppl who either drink soda every day & think it shld b fine (bc they drink it) or ppl who work for the companies.

    • @ImDultra
      @ImDultra 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kail Habib I know people who work for the conpanies and they hate em just like us, they are just there for the money, they pay hella good

    • @dezmondtmb7560
      @dezmondtmb7560 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kail Habib hey not gonna deny the problems like sugar but the acid thing he mentions had no affect in you at all, in fact you re stomach has a acid hundreds of times stronger than the acid found in Coca Cola and the acid it self does virtually nothing to you other than corrode your teeth

    • @93krstn
      @93krstn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good observation.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dezmondtmb7560 "Other than corrode your teeth"
      Is that not an issue to you?

    • @spyrofrost9158
      @spyrofrost9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Learn how to spell before making stupid comments.

  • @msdarkstar44
    @msdarkstar44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    I worked in R&D for one of the soda companies mentioned in the title for 15 years. Stay far away from the stuff.

    • @nancychr
      @nancychr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Interesting, can you share some experiences?

    • @msdarkstar44
      @msdarkstar44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Nancych a recent study suggests some ingredients are linked to diabetes and not just the sugar.

    • @balmorhea7103
      @balmorhea7103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@msdarkstar44 oh my god! Now I will think 1000 times before buying these

    • @hsvkidusa
      @hsvkidusa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Very interesting. I hate splitting hairs but is "sprite" or "7up" any better? Technically considered "clear liquids" so I got wrapped up into thinking it's better

    • @msdarkstar44
      @msdarkstar44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      hsvkidusa Sprite and 7Up are basically the same thing. There only saving grace, if you want to call it that, is they have slightly less sugar and lack caramel color. They both, like most sodas, contain high levels of preservatives. The majority of what you’re paying for is packaging and shipping cost for “CARBONATED WATER”. You can buy a Soda Stream that makes carbonated water and add your own lemon/lime and sugar but your just giving your money back to the soda company. Soda Stream is owned by Pepsi. Buy some mineral water if you want bubbles, because that’s why we drink soda, squeeze some fresh juice in it and be done.

  • @ITSBRYINDY74
    @ITSBRYINDY74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I am obsessed with this video.
    The creepy way he says, “candy”, “Hot out?” And “Mmmmm, that’s gonna slide right through me” is everything. 😂❤️

    • @phoenixrising1799
      @phoenixrising1799 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Willie Cooke
      😁😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💙

  • @commenter3002
    @commenter3002 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Don't forget! they also add caffeine to the sodas so you associate drinking the bubbly, sugary acid with feeling refreshed, but actually it's just the body's sleep chemicals being supressed

  • @gregandkaruna6674
    @gregandkaruna6674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Most schools in my country have banned all sugar drinks including juice, sweets or candy is also banned.

    • @Khloe_dancer_model
      @Khloe_dancer_model 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good to know

    • @rodneykantorski736
      @rodneykantorski736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Make the poor Kids miserable right from the start. Deregulate the Kids, and let the market seek it's own level

    • @juanandrescarrilloflores555
      @juanandrescarrilloflores555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👍

    • @Mental_Illboy
      @Mental_Illboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In my country Iraq we have almost nothing.

    • @anthonyroberts6839
      @anthonyroberts6839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In the US soda machines are lined up in the schools cafeteria.