If Soda Commercials Were Honest - Honest Ads (Coca-cola, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper Parody)
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"Wet sugar with bubbles in it". Quality!
it's an Illuminati plot to use sugar to empower Obammer.
Any soda conspiracies coming up?
+John Miles What an Obummer...
what r u doing here???? I frikin love your channel brrooooo!!
willlegok9 Not in the short term but we should. The Diet Coke conspiracy we did, did well :)
Reframing soda in my mind as "liquid candy" has actually helped me stop drinking it so often.
For me I need soda otherwise I get cranky
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For me I need soda otherwise I get cranky
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Me too.
Renaming?*
@@oolivegreen No, reframing, as in changing one's frame of mind. Renaming could work too though
"So we bullied the FDA so they don't give you that information"
Most real sentance ever uttered by anyone.
Why u bully me
sentence
Except they didn’t bully them, they just bought them.
So the bacon industry?
That is so funny
The “Can I get my stomach pumped” is probably the best part.
Luckily I don't drink coke or any limonade. I drink vodka because I live next to Russia.
What does that actually mean? Didn't get it.
@@shovanabajracharya its so bad for you he literally wants it pumped out of his body.
hahahahahahah
Instead of Drinking Coke drink Diet Coke
“Dude, did you really just order three Big Macs?”
“Yeah, but I got a diet coke instead of a regular coke so it’s okay.”
😂😂
ROFLMFAO
Tfw the diet coke is actually more unhealthy lul.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did you just order from McDonald's? ho-ly-shit.
Haha “You’re a human f*** it” 🤣 that pretty much sums up our world.
Quantumstardust and?
@@Chuked and what
And?
Nigga really thought we was gonna laugh😐
Lmao bro, I don't think you understand why humans do stuff we like
Never calling it coke or pop or soda again. From now on its wet sugar with bubbles
But it's probably actually wet high fructose corn syrup with bubbles...
Lol 😅
Unless it's sweetened with cane sugar, I call it liquid corn.
@Ian Curtis keep it on! You're only half way to diabetes type 2 with that morning insulin spike 🤣 Better switch to oats and blueberries while you still have time 😉 (those tiny fruits and cinnamon actually attenuate insulin spikes)
@@isthatatesla and don't forget the artificial colors and flavors!
"But your a human so f**k it." This guy is a gem.
Humans are also animals. And humans are also in lab. So lab animals may or may not include workers of the lab
You're*
@@wumi2419 And testing on rats isn't really indicative to how it would translate to humans and is really only a mainstay due to animal testing laws, cheapness, and ease of setting up specific scenarios.
@@Richard_Nickerson your'e*
@@tibsky
Over a year later just to intentionally be wrong? Get a life.
The people who need to see this video are not the ones watching it, I bet.
True 🇲🇨
Since i love Pepsi, i think i am?
So true,
True
Nick Wilczynski why like they don’t realize soda is not a health drink they don’t drink it out of ignorance they drink it because they like it and know someday we will all be dead so enjoy I’m grabbing a Pepsi.
"Wet sugar with bubbles"
"Liquid Candy"
"Sweet sweet acid"
Wow.
its a very powerful video. I used to gulp down a liter of it... liquid candy, my gosh.
MMMmmm tastes good
🤣🤣🤣
If you don't know how much sugar there is in those things by now then you have a selective hearing problem.
"Mmmmm. Caramel dye."
Polite sarcasm mixed with cold hard facts... Love it!!!
It reminds me of the gta 5 radio commercials💀💀
If you've ever heard them its just like this
@@localdumbass7248 yea
Isn't that the definition of honesty?
"hard facts" hahahahhahahagahahahagah
So I visited Mexico, where every soda bottle has a huge warning label, spanning half the bottle, saying "high sugar" and "high calories".. I was very surprised!
We have too many lobbying companies here to ever let that happen....
I can't wait for the day we finally wake up and put sodas really right up there with cigarettes....
Mexico city people drink more coke than water. Diabetic is the trend, everyone is dying for drinking Coca-Cola everysingle day as they daily drink. Look for numbers you will be surprised, if they put that in the bottle is because they already can allow it because everyone is addicted to coke😂😂😂
I visited Puerto Peñasco, Sonora and all the soda was zero calorie with artificial sweeteners. This was January 2022. I’m wondering if sugar soda is banned in Sonora.
I’m wondering if what I heard is true, that soda is more accessible or cheaper in some places in Mexico than water.
Mexican Coke is the best Coke.
This was *sodapressing...*
G E T O U T !
HitzCritz the punz R killin meh
I saw what you did there
It's funny because Obama said it.
HitzCritz Very nice.....
FDA part was so true! Notice you will NEVER see a Daily Percentage Amount on the Nutrition Labels next to SUGAR!? This is what he’s talking about .
100% TRUE
Please stop spreading rumours about the FDA, as an organization we do our best to look after the health and wellbeing of the population. The FDA would never allow itself to be compromised, by big corporations attempting to sell liquid death to people. With that said soda is perfectly good for you provided you consume it in reasonable dosages and servings.
@@ajantsmith6139 A reasonable dosage is ZERO.
Richy Rich so like burgers and stuff doesnt those give us diebetes
@@aguy3664 ...and heart disease, and obesity, and cancer...
@@aguy3664 if you just eat the meat, probably not.. actually just the hamburger is not likely to give you diabetes, but rather all the fried stuff and sodas
I have never been so offended by something I completely agreed with.
🤣🤣🤣 love this comment
True. I need my fucking fix though!!! I've went an entire week without soda!!! That's long fucking enough in my book!!! I can't though!!! My mom got rid of all of the soda I like at her house!!!
@@Oceanrex Do yourself a favor and switch to beer instead. At least it's less addictive and makes you look less of a square.
Same
@@Oceanrex sounds like you're developing insulin resistance. Time for alternative
it's like a wise man once said: when you actually bother to do the research, everything secretly sucks
Agree. But did anyone actually say that?
@@rob_k of course
@@joshfactor1 Who?
@@rob_k who else? hasan minhaj
Water, juice, tea and milk are still good
As a truck driver I was shocked at having delivered products to soda bottling companies labeled Corrosive, Flammable, and Caustic all of which went into the recipe of the sodas. Never drank soda again.
That's not quite fair (albeit wise. You're better off without soda).
Like alcohol is flammable, and you likely still drink it on your days off.
Vinegar and citric acid are also corrosive, but they're often in what's considered healthy foods (the latter itself even being considered healthy by itself)
A lot of foods have stuff you wouldn't want to eat by themselves in it, but it's completely safe. Safe and healthy however isn't the same thing, so still staying away from soda is a good habit. Sugar is likely the least healthy thing (in its quantity) we consume these days.
@@nextlifeonearth Point taken
It depends on the dosage
Yikes!!!
Sad thing is you can tell people that and they will still drink it because they don't immediately die, that's just crazy
It got me when he says “that’s gonna slide right through me”
The mmm sweet sweet acid got me
"Effervescent liquid candy"
His choice of words is surreal.
For those who want to know:
*Etymology*
From French effervescent, from Latin effervēscō (“boil up”).
*Adjective*
effervescent (comparative more effervescent, superlative most effervescent)
- (of a liquid) Giving off bubbles; fizzy.
- Vivacious and enthusiastic.
@@jaypaans3471,thanks,I was lazy to check for myself.
When I was a kid a pepsi truck loaded with full of pepsi crashed on a mountain road in Pennsylvania near my home. The cola spilled out all over the road and into a mountain stream next to the road. The acidic pH of the pop killed tons of fish and any other substance with the same pH would have legally been considered a hazardous waste spill and required hazmat teams to clean up the soil and surrounding grounds. Because it was pepsi (just as easily could have been coke) it was not considered an environmental disaster and life continued as normal.
source?
@@Pomme843 I spent many nights in the 1990s combing through internet links to local news stories looking for an account of this story with no luck - seems cross-referencing print to digitized records was not yet ideal. I remember reading about it in in the middle 1980s, in our local paper the Pittsburgh Press, which no longer exists. My father worked for a Hazardous Waste Mitigation company at the time and his running commentary on the event is what formed my long lasting memories. Unfortunately, I cannot find any digitized record of this story and I no longer live in Pittsburgh where I can search through microfiche of old newspapers. I was, however, able to find a couple similar stories that happened in nearby West Virginia and Maryland.
Pomme843 google, it happened multiple times
@@scottjenkins4613 I also grew up in Pennsylvania, not far from Pittsburgh. The wildlife is in severe decline. We’re doing a lot of messed up stuff to our planet...
My intent with this comment was to highlight both the careless nature of people with our environment but also to highlight the hypocrisy of our laws which give free pass to some offenders and crucify other offenders.
"MMM that's gonna slide right through me" Some guy named Roger
Probably
No. That stuff stays with me for a while. It’s WATER that slides right through me. That’s why I practically never drink the stuff. Very inconvenient.
@@lorireece1970 I'm sorry.....wait, which don't you practically drink?
I read your comment in Cleveland’s voice.
'Holiday's which thankfully happen regularly, FOREVER' *chuckles* love this actor hahahaha
This is exactly why I drink my vodka straight from the bottle
Same and only 60 calories per shot 👌
Whiskey is supposed to be better for you according to sum youtube videos
I like to wash mine down with an energy drink
Hahahaha
Yep and keto gave me more reason to not mix any more cancer with my liver poison.
Well vodka kills all the bacteria in your body at least 😁
Haven’t had soda in YEARS, don’t get me wrong, I like it. But I’d rather eat my calories
You're one of those people that wake up and to fight another day in battle with the Arny of Calories!
Calories rule your life!
That's basically why I don't have milkshakes anymore.
Oh how I miss milkshakes.
@@originalunoriginal4055 lol no, not at all.
@The King what?
I actually used to most of year not drinking any soda-pop cause of being an athlete. THEN, I went home to a party and drank one cuz I was tired. Then I SPIT it out because of how sugary it was.
When he said “wet sugar with bubbles” i lost it😭
Reminds me of wet farts
@@Luis-bk9jn what the fuck
This video actually gave me enough drive to quit drinking soda
Sarah Rose ikr
Congratulations!
Good on you! Same here. Haven’t touched any soda in more than 2 months.
Drinking soft drinks is the beat way to gain weight and lose teeth. Wish I had the same commitment you do
I'm still drinking it
What makes me sad as a cashier- and it doesn't happen often but it does happen- is when an obese mother with obese children are buying groceries, and she gets the normal stuff like bread, eggs, milk...and 12 two litre bottles of soda. Then she realises she can't pay for it all.... so she takes off the eggs.
+Samuel Fey
Worst I saw was the McDonald's order for one very bulbous person of 4 big macs, 2 mcflurry's, a cup of sundae fudge on the side and a diet coke. At least he got the diet coke, so you know he's serious about his health.
+DonCDXX *Be warned. Sarcasm is present in this zone!* Oh my god! He is so healthy! _Only_ 4 Big Macs!
+DonCDXX YOu know what makes me sad? Americans.
+ViolentFEAR the people who make 90% of the movies I watch and 70% of books I read? I love americans!
+ViolentFEAR YOu know what makes me sad? People who generalize an entire countries population based solely on the geography of their birth.
He was right on when it comes to advertising. Coca-Cola, for example, has people drinking the product while having fun at a barbecue or a family gathering for Thanksgiving. And they have slogans like "Open Happiness."
ugh my family drank it so much i thought it was a sign of weakness when I FUCKING CRIED
I CRIED
when pouring cola down my fucking throat
it was so painful
life is painful
and i hate myself
DAMN
This is actually making me rethink my life.
I hope you quit soda
:]
Please do.
Soda is the worst deception under pharma sales
I think thats the idea of these videos, making people re think and question whats being said
Just like Obi-Wan said. "You need to go home and rethink your life."
As it should
Have not drank this stuff in years, thanks for the reminder why.
aren't you epic
@Dak Lamerbusch uhh
@100 Subcribers with No Videos same if i drink cola sometimes a have a headache
I almost forget how it tastes
I used to chain drink dr pepper until I was totally immune to the amout of caffeine in several cans. I knew it wasn't good but god did it taste good. I forced myself to stop drinking soda as well as most high sugar drinks a few months ago. I have already noticed changes (I have always been fat but now I am less so). I still treat myself occasionally but its rare.
A sincere thank you for mentioning the partnership with schools part. America at its finest.
This stuff wasn't sold in my school's until sometime in Junior high (8th grade I think). Even then it was strictly limited, with no obvious advertising, basically white label. Having heard that now it's part of the industry's advertising budget makes me sick.
@@WmCRobison
Even though it really doesnt matter
Because Americas greatest money making scheme is the buying and selling of drugs.
I work in school nutrition, & this is misinformation. The Healthy Hunger-free Kids Act (Michelle Obama) put an end to this. School lunches and snacks (including vending machines) have to meet strict guidelines in order to get federal reimbursement for National School Lunch & Breakfast programs.
I remember a teacher back in the 90’s labelling me a weirdo because I didn’t like soft drinks (which was all they were selling, no bottled water at all) when we were doing sports day and I’d ran out of water in my drink bottle and she wouldn’t let me go refill it at the drink fountain because that side of the school had been closed off for sports day, wish I could show her this now and say who’s the weirdo now, moron.
Maybe its an energy drink not a soda? Thats why she wants you to drink it I guess?
To be honest not letting someone get water when they play should be illegal if the water is in a drinking fountain
@@faradaysmith6954 energy drink you say?
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@@faradaysmith6954 no they were a “broad” selection of Schweppes lemonade, Coca Cola or Fanta and that was all
I use to drink around 8 bottles of Mountain Dew daily. After a bad dentist appointment, I decided to quit drinking soda. After doing so, I effortlessly lost 25lbs in 3 months.
Good on you Scott....our bodies are precious and so worth looking after.
I am so very proud of you.
Awesome.
👊👊👊
Good luck having normal kids.
Scott, when Mountain Dew Code Red appeared, basically the first deviation from regular lime, I drank SOOOO much of that stuff that after 2 weeks I got ill, temperature of 102, muscle aches and when I peed it felt like hot sand coming out...yep...I gave myself a urinary tract infection...Stopped drinking ALL soda after that...nothing but water, coffee and tea....Scotty
I drank bottled juice and the occasional Dew which caused me to balloon up to 280#. Cutting these 2 things from my diet allowed me to effortlessly lose 65#.
You can lose a lot of weight by just dropping the soda
My father didn't allow me and my siblings to drink soda from very early age and now we don't want it.
Same
Edit:Why is one of my most liked comments this ??! I wont complain so thankss
Dhiraj Pal we only had water, milk, coffee and iced tea in the house, that remains to this day.
You had a Great Dad!
Hamid Hussein okay, I’m happy to share it with you. I drink tea poured over ice with just a little sugar. I hope you find some you enjoy.
Same here. My dad infested it in our heads since we were kids and none of my siblings drink these fluids.
“Can I get my stomach pumped?!” 😂😂😂
Elvis Arsiniega 😂😂😂
Elvis Arsiniega lmao 🤣
😅
These type of videos truly do make you question your lifestyle. I googled how much sugar a human can consume in a day and I found that we shouldn't consume more than 30 grams. I then checked how much sugar a normal 333ml can of Coke has and its 39 grams. So basically if you consume 1 can you've maxed your sugar allowance but don't forget we consume more food with sugar throughout the day and also many people consume more than 1 can of Coke daily. Absolutely frightening stuff.
Seriously.... I wonder how long it's going to take before soft drinks are up there with cigarettes for being such evil...
The 2000 calorie diet is based on an inactive life style. People who are far more active need to consume more energy. Put it this way Michael Phelps at his height of swimming consumed 30,000 calories just for breakfast.
@@mruncletheredgeas long as they bring a profit... Never.
@@martinmarkov9707
Because cigarettes aren't profitable... oh wait...
Curbs on soda/sugar are already happening elsewhere just not in the United States of Diabetics. The versions of many US sodas sold overseas are made to completely different recipes because other countries told the manufacturers to F-off when they saw what was in them.
When tobacco industries quit they made themselves into food and beverage industries, and tobacco does lead to sugar cravings, so maybe they liked super sweet. I personally think some processed food is a bit too sweet and not as truly flavorful as it could be.
Love him or hate him he's spitting straight facts 😩🔥💯👏
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LMFAOO DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE THAT COMMENT THERE HAHAHA
except for it stripping paint lmao.. you could leave it on a car forever and it could be eons and it wouldnt touch the paint.. the acid in soda is relatively weak and there are much stronger acids that we consume on a regular basis
Whats with those emojis
@@RywokastDarkstar5000 which product? Lemonade?
There was a soda ad before this
"But you're a human so ffffuck it!"
And then you're all sad when you're all dead at 50.
@@jakeshumway9487 what a way of thinking mate, fantastic yeah, just ruin away half years of your life, because it will happen anyway.
Awesome.
Arnaviir the Crusader sorry I’m the only one who can face the truth rather than hiding behind it with religion
@@jakeshumway9487 we'll see about that m8.
@@RkicF8 I know right?
People these days....
"the container actually is the most expensive part" As a production engineer i agree.
nobody cares.
@@sgtpepper91You clearly cared because of the fact that you took the time to write a response to that comment.
"...and in some cases, entire holidays. Which thankfully, happen regularly...forever."
That snicker at the end lol
Half life 3
@@juniorsilvabroadcast what does this have to do with the comment
@@juniorsilvabroadcast cnfirmd
This should be shown in every school to every student. Especially.....in America....
Patches O'Hoolihan so true.
And so sad.
As an American teenager I approve of this.
Some kids drink Mtn Dew or monster daily. Then these kids don't play any sports and go home to eat who-knows-what
Shut up you communist
Narator: “Wet sugar with bubbles on it”
Yup im dum enough to drink that
Makes the two of us 😁
considering you misspelled dumb i'm gonna take your word for it.
Nunya Bisness so you ignored him typing Narrator with one R,but pointed out that he misspelled “dumb” as “dum”,which is just a shortened version,which some people use
Huh.
@@nerfiy8004 dude it's just a joke get the stick out of your @$$
@@nerfiy8004 oops someone is mad, better steer clear everyone
This video will be remembered for years to come in “pop culture”
Ba dum tsss
this guy would make a great president
Trump's almost there!
hey a conservative is what we need,we have tax money going into industry's that shouldn't exist,aka planned parent hood ect,litterly why are people fucking if they dont know simple contraceptives,than we have social rejects aka black lives matter,SJWs,feminists,and liberals.Also lets not forget how current government is trying to disarm citizens and take away our amendments.and for a finisher,how we arnt kicking the illegal people who arnt suppose to be here out.
Yes !
Or any politiasian.
I thought the same
"Can I get my stomach pumped?"
ROTL!!!😂
Azake Rahman if drug companies were honest it's funnier especially at the end when he pulled out the knife. ROTL!!!😂😂
Azake Rahman please do is so funny!😂
+Michelle Woods Thanks for the suggestion, I'm going there too to see the knife!
Michelle Woods xD
Michelle Woods
I can't stop watching these. Lost count after 20 videos. Lmao.
Benjy real talk 😂💯💯💯🤣
Thankfully I'm at work and can afford to waste a couple of hours on these!
Benjy Same! His voice when he says ‘candy’ 😂😂😂
LOL
"You're a human, so f*** it!" So accurate 😂🤷♂️
Warning
The following ad is rated H for honest
I don't always go 300 hectares on one tank of keroscene, but when I do, I put it in H.
Ay, I see what you did there
@Chetan Bawane, is that a reference to the Smosh Games intro?
Chetan Bawane lol
Yeah makes me want to drink more soda
I love this old man. He's so good at delivering these lines in every one of these videos. Roger for President, 2020!
They only give leadership to ignorant people.
@John Moreno thats why they are involved in pedophile rings. Do your research.
@John Moreno lol mate what did i say. Power is given to ignorant people. Look at the current world leaders- are you sleeping or what? Look at the scandles of parliament in the uk and white house.
Now as for being rude- in sure if you was infront of me you wouldnt be as rude and forth spoken! Now do some research son!
John Moreno ignorance does not equal lack of intelligence, you're an idiot, what he said was valid.
Josh L *VOTE ROGER*
Haven’t had soda in half a year...proud of myself
How..
I dont drink any kind of sodas.cuz idont like them
@C.s S same here
3 years for me I have had more energy than ever!!
You all probably say that to feel very proud of yourselves despite you probably drank one last night but lets not dwell on that friends! Oh and i see that you have one right now as well!
Roger has taught me that everything in life is a scam.
Even sex?
Always has been.
It's a hostage initiation scheme.
This guy is hilarious! Can I get my stomach pumped lol!
Honest Commercial about Military recruitment.
Tbh they would get soooo much hate
+Rafael Cruz THIS, so much bullshit behind it, when really it's a bunch of people with no future thinking they're protecting our country. Hate me all you want, I know good people in the military, but most join for the benefits, and cause they don't have much else going for them.
+Gio Garnada is that a problem? lol
Tyreek Johnson Some people in the military's ego. Yes.
+Gio Garnada Thanks for your opinion, but I was referring to recruiting ads. Not about the military. I do not hate anything or anyone; the ads are ridiculous and misleading in my opinion.
.I use Dr. Pepper to unclog drains, pour 1 can in drain and overnight the drain is unclogged, works better than draino.
Rofl Lmao
Neol Adams I use dawn dish soap
🤣
So that’s why I shit so much.
That’s actually a good idea, thanks
"If you like having friends, or some other virtually universal aspect of life,"
*quietly cries in Introvert*
Are you implying introverts don't like having friends?
Introvert but healthy yay
Mmmm I love a good bottle of watery, sugary acid
Edit: I forgot it has bubbles too! What a deal
Nicolas Schellberg bubbly too
First time not reading OMG THANKS FOR SO MANNY LIKES I DIDNT EXPECT THAT
I feel like i'm the only one who just drinks water. 0.0
Collegehumor put it as "Water? I thought that was what octopus shit in."
I feel I'm lucky to have a corn allergy, as I can't have most bottles of liquid sugar.
+MrSirDrGames Me too...with sugar and bubbles!
+MrSirDrGames
I drink water out of the house, milk in the house. I don't like pop. Hate the fizz.
congrats buddy
+MrSirDrGames
I primarily drink water and milk, and occasional treat myself to some coffee drink, (usually Starbucks brand). It isn't soda, but it's still sugary and all that yap; I just don't drink it every day and know what it'll do to my health if I did.
Soda Addicts: *Aggressive disliking*
Toasted Toast yep I’m a soda addict and I can confirm this.
r/hydrohomies
I'm a soda addict, but I loved this...
Nah. I'm addicted to soda but what he said is true. I just don't care.
I'm Soda fan I disliked this vid 1 billion times!!!!!
I gave up soda back in 2010 just to see if I could do it and I haven’t drank it since. One of the best decisions I ever made.
For me it's been about 15 years... And you're absolutely right... No looking back...
Makes me feel sorry for the people who drink more soda than water on a daily basis...
I stopped drinking sodas earlier this year and started drinking much more water. What I noticed that water has its own unique taste that I sometimes crave. Now I don't even like the taste of sodas, it just tastes like sugary acid.
Those companies spend millions of dollar to do best Ads for their Product. And you have ruined their plan just in 3 Minute.
Bravo! I was really happy to watch this Video.
3 years this vid has been out and the soda market is still soaring
In 2018, the Coca-Cola Company's net operating revenue worldwide was of 31.86 billion U.S. dollars, so no, Cracked didn't even put a dent on their door with this 3-year old video.
no he didnt.
I watched the whole video WHILE DRINKING SODA, and I still can't wait for my next large-size serving of cold, wet, bubbly candy-sugar! The Coke Freestyle machine is my current favorite tech device. And make mine caffeinated!
@Jay Talents Not really, but the point of OP is moot at best
"Bullied the FDA?" You mean BOUGHT the FDA, right?
“Can I get my stomach pumped?”
Best line in the video
Coming back to these old ones now that Roger is back really shows how much of a winning formula they had
Hey Roger
After you, I stopped drinking milk and eating milk products but now it's been 25 days of NO SUGARY SODA. Thank you Sir
Great job!
I'm going on 15 years.... Now the ONLY coke I'll ever have is with an occasional Jack Daniels...
Now that my body's so used to water, I get ZERO thirst quenching when I'm dehydrated with a soft drink....
We are pretty sure these chemicals don't cause any lasting damage except... Cancer in laboratory animals.... But you are a human, so f# it! 😂😂😂
Wet sugar with bubbles, sweet sweet acid.
That made me laugh till I cried 😭😂😂
@Bob Marley good for cleaning toilets
“ice cold bottle of candy” hahahahahaha
U are hot af
I stopped drinking it 8 years ago and I do not miss it. I only drink water and alcohol but I’m working on alcohol. 2 weeks sober. First time I’ve been this sober in years! Go me! Making progress!
R: But you're a human! So f* it
*bold of you to assume that Roger*
In the internet, nobody knows you're a dog
*69 likes*
Niiiiiice
@helshemer draken or my species?
Well, he wasn't that far out with his assumption...
I'm a Neanderthal
Not a human as soon as Area 51 is raided
The way he’s saying it is literally saying “It’s okay. You’re safe. I’m trustworthy. Everything I’m telling you is the truth because I care about you.” Lmao. Psychology in advertising is crazy.
He didn't literally say any of that. Everything he literally said was in the video.
its insane how much it bugged me that the bottle refilled itself from one frame to another haha.
+TheMissPelled It's insane how this made me go back and check just how much it did.
Are we special? I felt the same!
+TheMissPelled That's big soda's way of brainwashing you.
did it!
+TheMissPelled I NEED THAT BOTTLE. Instant cola all the way!
"Can I get my stomach pumped!" Laughed so hard at this🤣🤣
I cut soda out of my life years ago.
My liquid intake is 99% water and tea (which almost entirely water). No flavored drinks of any kind. I feel much better now.
No one cares.
Prince of all golliwogs what about the 30 likes
I’ve never liked any fizzy drinks most of the time I prefer water. Unless it’s like a party or something
Booze is the only answer.
@@princeofallnegros4035
I care young negroe
Roger,
You are changing my life one video at a time!
LOL
That was some cold refreshing bottle of facts.
ROGER: "wet sugar candy acid"
ME(at fastfoods): "f**k it, supersize me"
+1 up(cloth size)
Healthy is just another way to die
Woah
+Travis Mohan that's what i all ways say, right?
+Travis Mohan
-Birth
-Other stuff
-Death
Who cares about that middle part? It's only 1/3...
+Travis Mohan yeah, a longer and less painful way
+rviolinfiddle55 If you actually think that some people die "painlessly" then I'll bet you also believe in Santa, or that I have a few hundred acres of land to sell for a dollar. That is a fairy tail, when you get old your organs begin to fail and shutdown and eventually it ends you, if you think that is "painless" then I wish that I could be as blissfully ignorant and oblivious as yourself.
l so love these videos,they're so belittling,condescending,and sarcastic,yet they are humorous,straight forward,logical,sobering,and they get right down to the goddamn point precisely!!!!
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT
Stopped drinking soda years ago, now when someone mistakenly give me a soda with my food I can't even finish it. It doesn't even taste good to me anymore.
+PIcture Trailers
Quit it.
+PIcture Trailers No**
+ploidz Same! I haven't had a soda since November of 2014. My body doesn't crave it or recognize it anymore.
Same, it straight up tastes like candy
+ploidz Well aren't you a special snowflake.
When I was a child, my family could rarely afford soda. So I never developed the habit of drinking it. I just drink water.
Me: hes rights
Also me: sips soda*
Me: humans are idiotic hypocrats.
Me: *also drinking soda*
Humongous brain
wE LeB in A sOSayeTe
@@MegaAlchemist123 bruhhhh that's a rip off ...ahhh soda is great ...I didn't drink it you did
@@blackcatpirates8134 Wat?
I drank a coke while watching this
+Darkness Serpent you're missing the point.
+Raphael Dean I think they used Pepsi so your fine
Good for them
+7searchful Their not. They just don't give a shit.
+Darkness Serpent gross, everyone knows pepsi is the way to go.
"Can I get my stomach pumped?" Haha, that was a nice one!
I love "Honest Ads". The actor playing "Roger" is really great at portraying a corporate sleaze. Thanks for these and keep 'em coming!
Pepsi & Coke burning holes in your stomach since the 1800s.
N cocaine used to be in coke... hence ..the name
@@yummydezzie and should have said burning the nose...😂 thank. I use to s do coke...cocanine
@@Laffy1345
Look kid..it is just CARBONIC acid..which helps you out to digest your food faster
The acid which your stomach is producing is a kind i can say...ALIEN from "alien vs predator" movie used to produce which is HYDROCLORIC ACID
So drinking a limited will not deal any major harm
@@yummydezzie
Cocaine back then and now sacrificed human/childrens blood with the heart and all. Now those are facts
Wolfma Jack only if you drink a bunch every day. Moderation is key
If you knew how much sugar a human is supposed to consume in a day (very little), and how much sugar is in one bottle of wet sugar (lots), you probably wouldn't drink it (and we want you to drink it)" 🤣🤣 funniest line I heard all day
And it is even more sugar for the American retail market
Actually, we need ZERO sugar! Our body can convert its body-fat into the exact amount of sugar (glucose) it needs. Wake-up people!!!
G E - not true. You eyeballs 👁 need sugar
50 fucking grams. Imagine adding 50 one gram sugar packets from the restaurant to your water. Same thing.
@@BartSimpson-nr1dy I did not write our body doesn't need sugar; overweight people need to let their body produce it by using its own fat, instead of eating loads of sugary crap that forces the pancreas to produce lots of insulin, to overcome the sugar spikes in the blood. I am not a doctor btw.
They should call it “liquid diabetes.”
Sugar doesn't cause diabetes, being over weight does. Of course, drinking too much soda certainly helps you to be over weight.... As long as you aren't over weight, you probably are not going to get diabetes from soda. It's bad for your teeth, and also the cancer claims. The more you know....
@@user-nh3gu1ge3d True, but most Americans at least aren't blessed with fast metabolisms. So sodas usually always make you overweight and increase your risk of diabetes, which is what happened to me.
@@archentity Yeah I guess. My point was mainly that your weight is the sum result of what you consume minus what you burn off. Of course soda will increase your weight (versus drinking water, all other things being equal) but so will any empty calories, potato chips, cheese, bread, etc etc. It's just not a fair statement to blame it all on soda when that person probably eats fast food, too much fatty dairy, etc. etc. But again, that's not me saying soda is good for you, it's not, just that it gets more demonized when other things are just as bad or worse (beer/alcohol, anyone?). Consider that a typical beer (not light beer) has about the same amount of calories as a soda (150ish).
Wasn't there a Petition to call it LIVEabetes ?
@@user-nh3gu1ge3d my grandfather was a lean person and still got diabetes.. So i think it's the sugar and something to do with the genes too.
Thank you Roger for making me quit drinking soda, Lots of love brother 👍🏾
A million years ago, when I first got my own apartment, I decided it was pointless to spend any of my meagre budget on soda (all i drank was clear soda anyway, and not a ton).
So. I just went with filtered tap water, milk and the occasional afternoon tea.
*Years of heart burn and acid reflux stopped almost immediately*
TH-cam algorithm...
*2016 - no
*2017 - no
*2018 - no
*2019 - yes....hell yeah
Haha
@jean-luc paradis You are right.
Cure for diabetics is sugar wait insulin nah insulin is just some university bitches bullshit.
You are totally right.
The best doctor ever.
Unbelievable guy.
AI learning is getting better dont you think? skynet is here :-D
@@peepa47 Nah we still got 3 days we're fine. Oh and before you ask the global warming thing yeah we are only a a few days behind on that one so no worries we can catch up. Besides Skynet said they would figure it out for us so you don't have to worry. LOL
This is how every global crisis is treated everyday, and everytime they come up, and by almost everyone who can do something about it.
For sure
I gave soda up cold turkey over six months ago, don't even miss it.
I went four years without it, and still went back to it. Love it.
Titanic Truths good for you
Emmatastic forever
lies. :D
it was actually easier than I thought it would be, nowadays all I drink are my morning coffee and water for the rest of the day
I gave up drinking soda years ago.. now I just drink pop and I've never felt better!
"But YOU'RE a human! So f*ck it!" is the best line ever 😂
Haven't drank bottled candy in years 😂
Nahele Duskwalker same
I stopped drinking it too and don’t miss it.
Same, and alcohol too
Same, I don't drink soda at all. I've replaced it with seltzer water (1-2 cans in a day) and copious amounts of water. I don't even really drink alcohol either, a sip here or there of Guinness that I use for cooking stews. I never imagined I would actually enjoy having these 'restrictions' but nope, I can't even imagine how I was into soda before.
Raymond Gonzales it's about changing perspective. Don't focus on how you enjoy the drink next time you have it, focus on why. Ask yourself why drinking spoonfuls of sugar is enjoyable, and you'll see it's just cause of instinct and also cause you don't notice the sugar. So any time you look at a drink, just imagine a heap of sugar in that cup or bottle, cause that's what it is. Turned me off pretty quick, and also I always find water enjoyable myself. You can use juice together there as well, particularly Apple, but try to get the stuff without sugar added - read labels
"Hi, I'm some guy named Roger"
Lol
This videos are underrated
This videos deserve 400M views instead of 4M.
This deserves more like 4 billion views
I swear, the ppl who thumbs down this stuff r ppl who either drink soda every day & think it shld b fine (bc they drink it) or ppl who work for the companies.
Kail Habib I know people who work for the conpanies and they hate em just like us, they are just there for the money, they pay hella good
Kail Habib hey not gonna deny the problems like sugar but the acid thing he mentions had no affect in you at all, in fact you re stomach has a acid hundreds of times stronger than the acid found in Coca Cola and the acid it self does virtually nothing to you other than corrode your teeth
Good observation.
@@dezmondtmb7560 "Other than corrode your teeth"
Is that not an issue to you?
Learn how to spell before making stupid comments.
I worked in R&D for one of the soda companies mentioned in the title for 15 years. Stay far away from the stuff.
Interesting, can you share some experiences?
Nancych a recent study suggests some ingredients are linked to diabetes and not just the sugar.
@@msdarkstar44 oh my god! Now I will think 1000 times before buying these
Very interesting. I hate splitting hairs but is "sprite" or "7up" any better? Technically considered "clear liquids" so I got wrapped up into thinking it's better
hsvkidusa Sprite and 7Up are basically the same thing. There only saving grace, if you want to call it that, is they have slightly less sugar and lack caramel color. They both, like most sodas, contain high levels of preservatives. The majority of what you’re paying for is packaging and shipping cost for “CARBONATED WATER”. You can buy a Soda Stream that makes carbonated water and add your own lemon/lime and sugar but your just giving your money back to the soda company. Soda Stream is owned by Pepsi. Buy some mineral water if you want bubbles, because that’s why we drink soda, squeeze some fresh juice in it and be done.
I am obsessed with this video.
The creepy way he says, “candy”, “Hot out?” And “Mmmmm, that’s gonna slide right through me” is everything. 😂❤️
@Willie Cooke
😁😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💙
Don't forget! they also add caffeine to the sodas so you associate drinking the bubbly, sugary acid with feeling refreshed, but actually it's just the body's sleep chemicals being supressed
Most schools in my country have banned all sugar drinks including juice, sweets or candy is also banned.
Good to know
Make the poor Kids miserable right from the start. Deregulate the Kids, and let the market seek it's own level
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👍
In my country Iraq we have almost nothing.
In the US soda machines are lined up in the schools cafeteria.