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  • Now that we're starting to get this whole cigarette thing under control, can we take care of the junk food companies that are getting all of us addicted to chips, candy, and crackers? We just wish everyone would be more honest about snack foods.
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  • @jayantabraham6576
    @jayantabraham6576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4434

    "Rats on cocaine" this guy is a gem.

    • @k4piii
      @k4piii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I see many xD

    • @samuelkovac66
      @samuelkovac66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Propabbly just a script but still awesome.

    • @joabmagara2162
      @joabmagara2162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That got be dying with laughter.

    • @jesuschristwithajhericurl2739
      @jesuschristwithajhericurl2739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ypu can have this one, he's a real Jim

    • @shivamgagad5674
      @shivamgagad5674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No he’s a jool
      (R.I.P. spelieng)

  • @hammaddivker69
    @hammaddivker69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6165

    This dude could probably convince fish to buy water

    • @CaddyMeister
      @CaddyMeister 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I mean it's kinda ez, it's like to convince human to buy oxygen. You can't live without it, just like fishes can't live without water.

    • @sonofben3322
      @sonofben3322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yeah okay. Come buy a pack of five bottles of oxygen, just 5.99.

    • @clarencebodicker3299
      @clarencebodicker3299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Im sold where can i get some Hortons ground up corn and sugar

    • @Gilpow
      @Gilpow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This dumb joke again

    • @hotshot2472010
      @hotshot2472010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or a snowcone in a blizzard.. 😂

  • @sajidkamal5054
    @sajidkamal5054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3571

    Love him or hate him he's spitting pure facts

    • @burrito5673
      @burrito5673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      who would ever hate this blobbed shaped hunk of a man?

    • @pranav7471
      @pranav7471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@burrito5673 Big Corps

    • @johnb8440
      @johnb8440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd like sources, but yeah

    • @fisebilillah4406
      @fisebilillah4406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@johnb8440
      That has already become common knowledge in other countries.
      But not in the US, because capitalist tycoons control politics.

    • @johnb8440
      @johnb8440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@fisebilillah4406 yes, but on any video these guys do I would like sources. Even if it is common knowledge. I know that junk food is s*** for your health... But saying it and backing it up with credible sources is nice. Even if they just put it in the description.

  • @Wittyp
    @Wittyp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8410

    Sad Truth: Even if people saw this, they'd still eat it anyway.

    • @-Vitalis-
      @-Vitalis- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@supermariobossful Whatever floats your boat, then.

    • @carrotman2697
      @carrotman2697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      damn *crunch* right *crunch* we will

    • @tritrinh568
      @tritrinh568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      What are you talking about? I usually skim through these fun vids with 2 or more bags of chips!

    • @arjun6358
      @arjun6358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Noo

    • @Mr_Unfazed0
      @Mr_Unfazed0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      No I gave up eating junk food and other harmful things after knowing their reality☺️

  • @abpdev
    @abpdev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1451

    "Nothing will stop you from eating food that's so processed that no longer contains any ingredients it resembles actual food"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @YingCaiProductions
      @YingCaiProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      567 likes and still no replies?? well i'll be the first.

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ll be the second

    • @tomhendri1933
      @tomhendri1933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ill be the third

    • @mikemagnus9447
      @mikemagnus9447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll be yrxdkugfvmujhv,ilyc,utgdc,jhv,hgchgc v,kygdi,jhc.,jhcl,!!!!
      *I've always wanted to do that!*

    • @deynna45
      @deynna45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actual facts

  • @anonimosu7425
    @anonimosu7425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    They made so many packets of this unknown brand chips just for this.

    • @mikachouuu
      @mikachouuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lol that's what I was thinking the whole time!

    • @EmptyEmpathy
      @EmptyEmpathy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Some of them were probably empty

    • @Josh.V
      @Josh.V 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      STONKS

    • @vidrogic1499
      @vidrogic1499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@phoenixrc0074 more like "ground up"

    • @projectpitchfork860
      @projectpitchfork860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EmptyEmpathy Yes. Imagine. Just pacjages being empty. Nobody said anything else.

  • @carlmac4446
    @carlmac4446 7 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    "At Horton's our hydrogenated oil sponges are made of the freshest additives." This guy is the best

  • @Cybie1111
    @Cybie1111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2223

    Kids being labeled as "Cocaine lab rats" for eating processed corn and rice in a bag is priceless. It took me a good 5 minutes to stop giggling at the sad truth...

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Cybie1111: wasn't it "cocaine-addicted lab rats?" Don't forget the "addicted" part. That's the best kind.

    • @producedbykponnabeat
      @producedbykponnabeat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Get him!!” Lmfaoo

    • @AnotherCoyote
      @AnotherCoyote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Cocaine addicted lab rats should be the new catch phrase for the century, describing all of us who eat Monsanto products whether or not we're aware Monsanto controls more than 95% of the food and drink supply. This stuff is awful!
      repeat for justice: many many thousands of people die from Monsanto's intestinal-permeability causing lectins and wheat gluten hydrogenated oil sponges EVERY year through cancer or diabetes. (International diabetes organization fact in there) THIS and hundreds of thousands killed in pointless illegal wars to make our Bankers and their warmachine happy, are why we need to illegalize lobbyists, high government leader wages, and political parties! Don't believe me?
      Ask "Are our leaders helping the poor get renewable tech, independence & wealth? Or are they ALL only enriching themselves, with 15 million tax-payer cash on the side* to silence their adultery/rape sex-maids?" If you’re still living one paycheck away from homelessness after your leaders are done in office there’s your answer! IllEGALIZE corporate lobbyists, high government wages & political parties! Vote for ACCOMPLISHED leaders whose hard work or inventions are *freeing* poor people across the WORLD!
      thank you.
      I'll let myself out.

    • @miniaturejayhawk8702
      @miniaturejayhawk8702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AnotherCoyote you are basically saying the government should illegalize itself and that we should all start an anarcho-socialist uprising against the UN ! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @AnotherCoyote
      @AnotherCoyote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@miniaturejayhawk8702: well I guess when our government is almost comprised of 100% corruption, then yeah, it would come off as saying it should illegalize itself.
      It's amazing to think both capitalism and communism develop problems for the same reasons; their citizens never ONCE question the power of their corrupt leaders or think that maybe PREVENTING or controlling psychotic, blood thirsty war mongering anti-free speech leaders should be the rule instead of controlling the people themselves!

  • @Editisement
    @Editisement 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4715

    I'm surprised the TH-cam algorithms allow this channel to stay afloat LOL

    • @ellitestar
      @ellitestar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      you just posted this comment to use your fancy word algorithm. again...ive seen your fancy word many times already..knock it off Pal!..

    • @Editisement
      @Editisement 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@ellitestar I'm sorry, I'll remember to dumb myself down next time so you can understand it. As Patrick would say, "It's fancy talk!"

    • @ellitestar
      @ellitestar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Editisement
      Yes, please do..thanks
      whatevr it takes 4 u 2 stop using that fckg!! word..(its annoying Pal!)

    • @jameeluqdah2186
      @jameeluqdah2186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They have to tell you what they are going to do. It's y(our) obligation to say no and when we don't it as if we are implicitly in agreement.

    • @Dragonsoul892
      @Dragonsoul892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@ellitestar if you don't like fancy words...go to school or something. pal.

  • @SuperSpectrom
    @SuperSpectrom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1667

    We desperately need Adam and Roger to meet. Roger would be Adam's final boss that he must defeat and Adam would just be the daily attempt to discredit all of Roger's businesses

    • @simonnielsen8866
      @simonnielsen8866 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Adam Carolla is an idiot

    • @helterskelter4every1
      @helterskelter4every1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Simon Nielsen he means Adam Conover from Adam Ruins Everything

    • @ThrottleKitty
      @ThrottleKitty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That would be hilarious. Adam doesn't have the balls to fight Horton though.

    • @RoddThunderheart
      @RoddThunderheart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Lee Coleman That TOTALLY needs to happen!!!

    • @WateverWatever04
      @WateverWatever04 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lee Coleman THIS. This needs to happen. 👏👏

  • @zhir3162
    @zhir3162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "ahhh a mother trying to fight against the years of advertising we've shoved in her daughter's brain"
    i loved this 😂

    • @bee-sting
      @bee-sting 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Excellent sarcasm right there!🤣🤣🤣

    • @WokeandProud
      @WokeandProud ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its so funny until you realize it's 100% true and capitalism has turned our civilization into a cesspool.

    • @AngryReptileKeeper
      @AngryReptileKeeper ปีที่แล้ว

      In the evil megacorps' defense, mom was the one who chose to let her daughter watch TV.

  • @Lawlietftw30
    @Lawlietftw30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Even as he was saying these things, watching him eat those chips made me feel hungrier.
    That's the power of junk food.

    • @demijones7537
      @demijones7537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You ever notice how whenever you watch TV late at night they show more fast food/junk food commercials?

    • @Nina-tt1nv
      @Nina-tt1nv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sad but true

    • @varunthakur1329
      @varunthakur1329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the power of your weak mind

    • @sergiowinter5383
      @sergiowinter5383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Power of advertising, the power of junk food is kill you and drain your money.

    • @projectpitchfork860
      @projectpitchfork860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@varunthakur1329 You know that will power doesn't have much to do with natural mechanisms, that are simmilar too drug addiction? Of course you don't because you have to compensate for your inferiority complexes eith that bs.

  • @aylith663320
    @aylith663320 7 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Once you pop one hyperbolic parabola you just can't stop.

  • @scottytoorottie
    @scottytoorottie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    I'm on a Roger-binge. I'm loving it.

    • @rebeccasledge7224
      @rebeccasledge7224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ScottyVerse me too lol

    • @haydenfoulds6275
      @haydenfoulds6275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think I’m on a Roger-binge too.

    • @ruaidhri777
      @ruaidhri777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too. I've only just discovered this channel.

    • @ctarsund
      @ctarsund 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ScottyVerse
      Ironic

    • @mr.bubbles1900
      @mr.bubbles1900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      just started going down the roger rabbit hole myself

  • @Jess-jt4zf
    @Jess-jt4zf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "I'm addicted to this stuff!"
    "True... *She* is."
    Wait.. What?

    • @sleepykittyMMD
      @sleepykittyMMD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ikr I legit thought it was a he

    • @Liliana_the_ghost_cat
      @Liliana_the_ghost_cat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those damn fembo- oh wait. I should say tomboys... She's a tra- wait, that's offensive to trans peop- oh wait, i'm trans... i'm confused about wtf this comment has become aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @turborooster8548
      @turborooster8548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where?

  • @helena_8478
    @helena_8478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1277

    Fun fact: If a product has a sugar free version, it is most likely less healthy then the original product. To make up for lack of taste that sugar provides, they have to use chemicals that are usually harmful.

    • @erito9507
      @erito9507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Just like coca cola zero

    • @MohammedMuhiUddin
      @MohammedMuhiUddin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      not a fact

    • @UtkarshAmitabhSrivastava
      @UtkarshAmitabhSrivastava 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      So, you are saying that sugar is not a chemical?

    • @MistBestWaifu
      @MistBestWaifu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@UtkarshAmitabhSrivastava What relevance does your "point" have in anyway

    • @UtkarshAmitabhSrivastava
      @UtkarshAmitabhSrivastava 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@MistBestWaifu just saying everything on earth has a chemical formula and is technically chemical.

  • @treborironwolfe978
    @treborironwolfe978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    "..using measurements no Americans currently use to cook" ... Amen, brother.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      My mum taught me to cook. But it's a problem because "technically" the UK uses metric (but a whole generation of people still use imperial units). So, my mum taught me to use imperial while school taught me metric. All my old recipes are in imperial units and more modern ones in metric. Then, I look at some US ones and somehow a galon is not a galon here in the UK? God help me trying to read US recipes. I imagine the reverse also causes a tonne of confusion. Our food labels generally show both metric and imperial units (EU guideline, I think?) so that helps.

    • @treborironwolfe978
      @treborironwolfe978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Stettafire Yes, confusing indeed. I run into this problem often when I need to simply use a socket wrench or calculate distance/speed. At least we don't have to calculate "hands" or "strides" very often anymore ;)

    • @alexanderrobins7497
      @alexanderrobins7497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I divide the grams of sugar added by the grams per serving to get an idea if it is okay to eat. Can’t do it if serving size is given in liters though.
      I also avoid things with high fructose corn syrup listed as an ingredient.

    • @athanasiospapazoglou7310
      @athanasiospapazoglou7310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Stettafire Imagine how much freedom you would have lost if the US decided to switch to SI though ...

  • @Lingardinho_26
    @Lingardinho_26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Dont you just love food shaped as *Hyperbolic Parabolas* ?

    • @jedwards1005
      @jedwards1005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      John Wick 4 Hyperbolic Parabola. lol

    • @aljaberhk
      @aljaberhk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      at least it's mostly food instead of air

    • @robertfolkner9253
      @robertfolkner9253 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alehandro Da Costa +The same shape as that of electric power plant cooling towers.

    • @n.jurenic
      @n.jurenic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      damn, sounds like some Tool songname lol

    • @mercentperrault
      @mercentperrault 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol.
      Maths in ad education.

  • @johnpeters2650
    @johnpeters2650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1177

    I thank God for my mother! She never allowed me and my siblings eat any processed foods, no crisps, no chocolates.. only what's been raised in our garden plus fruit. Back then i was sad.. now im very grateful!❤ thanx mom!!!

    • @blob5907
      @blob5907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      haha you suck

    • @yiman7370
      @yiman7370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Same here. Instead of drinking juice she would always say drink water, and instead of having sweets all the time, we would have a basket of fruits on the table. Of course sometimes a bit of chocolate but not like what kids have these days...

    • @blob5907
      @blob5907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kakoolie6947 feel free :D

    • @davidpereira5969
      @davidpereira5969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      We only live once. So why be here 100 years suffering instead of enjoying the years we have

    • @CamoflaugeDinosaue
      @CamoflaugeDinosaue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      blob normie

  • @vashvana
    @vashvana 7 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    This is the quality content I payed for

    • @epicscreenname989
      @epicscreenname989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The not so Smooth criminal you got rogered if you payed for this content

    • @abirdconcernedforhumankind2345
      @abirdconcernedforhumankind2345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The not so Smooth criminal
      This is the quality content my tax dollars are paying for.

    • @MatthewLewisAtlanta
      @MatthewLewisAtlanta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who is Ed? He will probably be mad you didn't capitalize his name or put a space before it.
      I also pay Ed to proofread my TH-cam comments and ensure I paid attention when I typed them.

    • @Siknik64
      @Siknik64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Since no one else will say it.... *PAID.

    • @frisk4520
      @frisk4520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shariq Torres just because you didn't like it he has to take it off who are you, Trump watching PBS kids.

  • @johnwillyard9857
    @johnwillyard9857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    No mention of the fact that most chips are sold at a higher price per pound than most steaks?

    • @maloku4619
      @maloku4619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah in like norway or something

    • @sonofben3322
      @sonofben3322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No way

    • @maloku4619
      @maloku4619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@sonofben3322 no you forgot the r. Its Norway not no way

    • @kaaz1010
      @kaaz1010 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      29 kr for most if u know where ur buying

    • @seemsit6986
      @seemsit6986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maloku4619 he was trying to say "no way' like he's surprised not "Norway".. :/

  • @AshwinKrishnaraj
    @AshwinKrishnaraj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1525

    Please make "If the tobacco industry was honest". Please please please please please. I need the demotivation.

    • @JonBonesJones84
      @JonBonesJones84 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Ashwin Krishnaraj -- When have they ever claimed they were good for you? Lmaooo

    • @mockturtlesuppe
      @mockturtlesuppe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      JoneBonesJones84 They claimed tobacco was good for you for generations. But, I think I get what you mean - they haven't been able to make those claims for several decades now. Heck, they haven't even had traditional "ads" for tobacco for decades, so it's not really applicable to say "If tobacco ads were honest." But still, the tobacco industry is obviously shifty, and has a long history of deceit.

    • @nightfr09
      @nightfr09 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mijacogeo A good example of this is placing most their advertisements at around 4 feet high. Like a candy coloured tobacco ad on the lower half of a gas station door.
      They aren't gunning for 4 ft adults, they're ingraining tobacco into children- so theyre more likely to buy when they're older.

    • @fnonpm
      @fnonpm 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ashwin Krishnaraj Didn't they do that already?

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aphrodite OnEarth Congratz on quitting!

  • @krypten_bekk7247
    @krypten_bekk7247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    This man helped me start eating healthier. Sarcasm and satire saved me😂

  • @Nosttromo
    @Nosttromo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    "you'll also need about 3 times more of it of it to feel as full as if you just eaten an apple, or something your body was meant to actually process"
    this is legendary

    • @pimpy543
      @pimpy543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nosttromo No Broly is legendary, this is common sense.

    • @WokeandProud
      @WokeandProud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Christina Reynolds False equivalence, big difference between not having children young and eating tasty garbage.

    • @WokeandProud
      @WokeandProud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Christina Reynolds Sounds like you're projecting.

    • @WokeandProud
      @WokeandProud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Christina Reynolds 👍👍👍👍👍

    • @WokeandProud
      @WokeandProud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Christina Reynolds 💢💢💢💢💢

  • @MatthewGagliano
    @MatthewGagliano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    This made me depressed and want to eat ground up rice corn with sugar.

    • @miriamhavard7621
      @miriamhavard7621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matthew Gagliano 😂😂😂

    • @Mr_Unfazed0
      @Mr_Unfazed0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😰😂

    • @suryakant6357
      @suryakant6357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just eat a fresh apple😄

    • @cuphead8159
      @cuphead8159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@suryakant6357
      Apple pie

    • @jj0309
      @jj0309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You know the biggest investment made on us is to keep us unhappy , non- accepting ourselves and others . And These companies are targeting this only if you can think a little .

  • @lama907
    @lama907 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3429

    That's awful. *shoves hydrogenated oil sponges down throat*

    • @wakewind4129
      @wakewind4129 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Muhammed Bayo You've learned nothing. Continue.

    • @DISTRICTOVERDOSE
      @DISTRICTOVERDOSE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Muhammed Bayo YEAH U LEARNED NOTHING !!!! *Shoves also hydrogenated oil sponges down throat*

    • @Mannumz
      @Mannumz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      bluntino that's stupid! Shoves hydrogenated oil sponges down throat

    • @JavierFernandez01
      @JavierFernandez01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Muhammed Bayo hahahah

    • @frisk4520
      @frisk4520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Muhammed Bayo 666th like

  • @nyantakyibannor9328
    @nyantakyibannor9328 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "It's bad for you, but it tastes good"; so true 😂😂😂

    • @MotoRide.
      @MotoRide. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is by design. Full of artificial flavours, salts, sugars and additives to trick your brain. As well as a shiny wrapping that your kid cannot resist.
      Maximum predatory bussiness practice to shove poison down your child's throat.

  • @andliglivskraft
    @andliglivskraft 7 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    Do a video about the Mainstream Music Industry.

    • @splinterhood
      @splinterhood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Lol, they would get a copyright strike!

    • @fvckyourcharade894
      @fvckyourcharade894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes, that would be great.

    • @rixille
      @rixille 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      YES! I want to see cracked give the middle finger to the music industry and all the cookie cutter pop rubbish.

    • @-Vitalis-
      @-Vitalis- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sad truth is, it will be exactly like this video.
      Fake music... for gullible retards _hungry for original tunes._

    • @michaelalguire419
      @michaelalguire419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His videos are not long enough for that.

  • @atomiccrouton
    @atomiccrouton 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I think the backstory on Roger would be fun to know. Who is he? How did he show up at Crack?

    • @nomadequipment2177
      @nomadequipment2177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A guy who existed before the advent of the shit he mocks

    • @perrydowd9285
      @perrydowd9285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@nomadequipment2177 He would have to be over 500 years old.

    • @matteovr967
      @matteovr967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Isn't he the architect of the Matrix himself? 😁

    • @-Vitalis-
      @-Vitalis- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He is the dad you never had.

    • @sergiowinter5383
      @sergiowinter5383 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He saw the rise of the Industrial Revolution and took account of everything bad coined as progress and now he share his knowledge using a post Industrial Revolution tool called the internet

  • @raulendymion9917
    @raulendymion9917 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Why am I JUST being recommended these videos!? They're so addictive. Ironic huh?

    • @harrisonsando4785
      @harrisonsando4785 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here they need to do a show about there show

  • @polvoradelrey2423
    @polvoradelrey2423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "It has three times the sugar of a regular one to cover up the salt and fat we took out of it"
    True that

  • @underlap1
    @underlap1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Who got the lottery video by him on their recommended randomly and now watching all his videos?

    • @patrickklaus9051
      @patrickklaus9051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Strix ? me

    • @wjnanimations6984
      @wjnanimations6984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Strix ? Me

    • @fisebilillah4406
      @fisebilillah4406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I started with the video about black friday.

    • @nourc7719
      @nourc7719 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf how did u know?

    • @MCAroon09
      @MCAroon09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Strix, what are you doing there? Payload is halfway to our base!

  • @moepShinChan
    @moepShinChan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "Ground up corn & rice" - now that's a brand that got my trust

  • @vivares765
    @vivares765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    Kids with high metabolism:
    *"Lol ok"*

    • @shweta1229
      @shweta1229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahaha 😆

    • @MistBestWaifu
      @MistBestWaifu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That's me lol, 100 ice creams in the past month but lost almost a kilo

    • @darianzielinsky6424
      @darianzielinsky6424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I eat anything and everything. Still a skinny bitch 🤣😅

    • @migumusica
      @migumusica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Even if you don't get fat, your body still has to process that garbage. So you can get diabetes, heart disease, cancer, etc...

    • @Rikard_Nilsson
      @Rikard_Nilsson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      kid with high metabolism hits 30:
      "Oh shit.."

  • @magicdance4273
    @magicdance4273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Last time I was this early, cracked was making videos on a budget of 20 bucks and a smile.

    • @RHCole
      @RHCole 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I hear they used to offer Z-jobs for a nickel a pop.

    • @0011peace
      @0011peace 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cracked used to be a respected parody magazine like Mad. Now its just leftist shills. Because the leftist shills bought the name when the magazine went bankrupt.

    • @davidjstreader
      @davidjstreader 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cracked magazine wasn't respected, it was always very much the crappy, less funny knock-off of Mad.

    • @0011peace
      @0011peace 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I respected and liked the magazine. Also, it wasn't political hack job that it is now. They didn't shy away from political satire but they attacked all sides not the ones they favored like this crap video.

    • @davidjstreader
      @davidjstreader 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait, what political side was favoured in this video? The sugar industry has paid scientists since the 1950s and 60s to lie about the link between sugar and heart disease/obesity. It happened under both political sides' watch.

  • @nio2797
    @nio2797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    *Me after watching 10 of "If ads were honest."*
    So what am i supposed to do just kill myself?

    • @paul-antoinect2922
      @paul-antoinect2922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NIO #2 You clearly made my day, that’s so accurate 😂😂

    • @xaenon
      @xaenon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You can be like me. Accept that virtually everything you see, hear, or read in media is a lie funded by big corporations, politicians, and religion - or just their particular 'spin' on a truth. Be amused by it. Laugh at it. Remember it when it comes to the big decisions. Find alternatives. Buck the system - but do it in a subtle way. Capitalize on it, if you're so inclined.
      Or you can go through life, asleep, believing the shit people tell you because it's easier than thinking for yourself, dancing to the tune of the rich, repeating their lies to your children, and perpetuating the cycle.

    • @lexex2550
      @lexex2550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tried it, death refuse me.

    • @piggyblitz4404
      @piggyblitz4404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No idiot, that’s the business job with their products, ads, and physiological warfare

    • @coahomma6794
      @coahomma6794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's your profile pic?

  • @OccamSansRazor
    @OccamSansRazor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    In order to type this comment I had to lick my fingers free of imitation cheese-flavored packing sponges.

  • @kushshah4554
    @kushshah4554 7 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    Do sandwich places that claim to be healthy (Subway)!

    • @soralover4235
      @soralover4235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kush Shah this is a pretty good one! after working at subway for a year I will never eat there again. plus every sandwich is like atleast 15000 calories for a foot long and that is without Sauces cheese and stuff it's sad

    • @brysonmorton1968
      @brysonmorton1968 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      lady wario I've been enlightened to the the horrors of sooubway

    • @thecoolguy775
      @thecoolguy775 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol eating subway right now

    • @TrevorMerrillD
      @TrevorMerrillD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mmm delicious cancer meat....

    • @jesseperkins9669
      @jesseperkins9669 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bryson Morton I love TheOdd1sOut

  • @bluebird2401
    @bluebird2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I feel like a lab rat in my addiction to this honest series.

  • @dabunnyman9133
    @dabunnyman9133 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    But they must be good, even Roger can't resist the stuff and he knows what's in it.
    Plus kids can wash it down with a big glass of Horton's Vaguely Juice-like Liquids.

    • @PanicbyExample
      @PanicbyExample 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      stuff so addictive, you'll swear you like it X)

    • @wmooring
      @wmooring 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      da Bunnyman I love Horton's Watered-Down High Fructose Corn Syrup Slurry with Citric Acid (TM)! Just like mom used to... process on an industrial scale.

  • @JRiley-ez6lh
    @JRiley-ez6lh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Hortons Ground-Up Corn And Rice With Salt"
    Pretty accurate definition if you ask me....

  • @RBKearney
    @RBKearney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "We're years ahead of you, so don't even try... You got that? Dont-TRY!" That got dark fast lol

  • @1d10tcannotmakeusername
    @1d10tcannotmakeusername 6 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    That's terrible!
    >continues to eat pringles

    • @amiehiggins2541
      @amiehiggins2541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for reminding me,sounds good!🤣

    • @Energizer720
      @Energizer720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah Pringles much better than anything else ! Imo

    • @nasilemak868
      @nasilemak868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Once you pop, you cant stop

    • @qhshv1339
      @qhshv1339 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      literally me right now

    • @jessicakabelwelter2774
      @jessicakabelwelter2774 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacked up on cocaine huh, little mouse. 🐁

  • @direwolf285
    @direwolf285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Roger is a true legend

  • @Qamar-un3iv
    @Qamar-un3iv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly, he dont want u to buy some snacc

    • @aidanmuller3358
      @aidanmuller3358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      But most importantly, he spitting faccs.

    • @Qamar-un3iv
      @Qamar-un3iv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aidan Muller 😂

    • @phoenixrising642
      @phoenixrising642 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aidan Muller I was about to say

    • @leonides2ya301
      @leonides2ya301 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right on man

    • @guapify2320
      @guapify2320 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aidanmuller3358 But most importantly, hes not fat

  • @angellincoln8763
    @angellincoln8763 7 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Damn, I was at lunch eating hot fries that are a florescent Orange color.

    • @PanicbyExample
      @PanicbyExample 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you can make salt any flavor or color it's true :shudders:

    • @lostxlate
      @lostxlate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      angel lincoln dem Andy Capps tho hit the spottt

    • @HWK_GA
      @HWK_GA 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      90th like

    • @spacemonkey4740
      @spacemonkey4740 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      angel lincoln those are garbage..but at least now there's coconut oil.. but it's probably the bad kind...hydronated

    • @doedyman6918
      @doedyman6918 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      angel lincoln Andy caps lol

  • @rhythmandacoustics
    @rhythmandacoustics 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    If Job Market and employers were honest

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Working your ass off on a other mans behalf so he can take the majority share of the profit?
      I just cant see the angle here...

  • @konanamegakure4342
    @konanamegakure4342 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:28 Jack is so talented. Going from happy to scary then back to happy.

  • @stumpymcnub6516
    @stumpymcnub6516 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I love this series.

  • @trevelyne
    @trevelyne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    The only reason I'm subscribed to cracked

  • @catlove1290
    @catlove1290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    After watching this I don't want to eat any junk food again 😂

    • @dankolord
      @dankolord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But you will and i will assure it

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Abhishek Vegans have lower rates of diabetes and obesity, among other chronic conditions. A whole food plant based diet has been successful in reversing diabetes symptoms. Check out Dr. Neil Barnard's videos about preventing diabetes here on TH-cam.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Abhishek I am glad to hear that you are vegetarian. I also avoid processed sugar and minimize processed foods in general. I have never even tried artificial sugar. Once you cut out sugar, the natural sweetness of foods like carrots tastes great. Fruit is then like dessert. I hope you don't indulge in dairy, especially cheese. That might actually be worse than meat for you. Some people can get away with eating eggs, if your cholesterol etc. is ok.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Abhishek I would think that oily skin would result from excess fat, not wheat. Nuts, seeds and avocados are health promoting, and some fat is needed to absorb certain vitamins, but it is easy to eat too many nuts, for example. When I eat too much peanut butter, (even though it is the kind with only peanuts and salt in the ingredients) my skin breaks out. BTW I know that peanuts are a type of legume. A high fat one.

  • @abandonedaccount161
    @abandonedaccount161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Sees children wanting chips
    “Look at these rats on cocaine”
    I’m dead😂😂😂

  • @wayneigoe6722
    @wayneigoe6722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    New slogan for this show: "I'm Roger, and you're... Screwed"

  • @melrick5614
    @melrick5614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    we actually gotta thank Roger for being honest about his products

  • @JAMES.310
    @JAMES.310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Roger ruins everything "good" in our lives yet throws us knowledge with no sugar coating on top! Thanks Roger!
    My life is

  • @DanielRieger
    @DanielRieger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Sometime during my life I got really sick of those disgusting hydrogenated oil sponges and soda. Don't really know why, but I am really glad

    • @Rellemann23
      @Rellemann23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here. Passed 19 and suddenly I didn’t like chocolate or chips anymore. Just like that

  • @ahbraveconscript997
    @ahbraveconscript997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    that’s what we need more of in the world. plain honesty.

  • @breakingbadheisenberg9703
    @breakingbadheisenberg9703 7 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    How bout if televangelist were honest?

    • @memyself898
      @memyself898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's too easy.

    • @toaster8272
      @toaster8272 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They are honest
      Honestly lying to the gullible people that beleive in them

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Breaking bad Heisenberg: You thought up a brilliant topic. Thanks!

    • @Snobert99
      @Snobert99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Joseph Sabry What's the matter? Are you a religious gullible who can't handle the truth?

    • @kremmet5221
      @kremmet5221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “We’re pretending to be good preachers when in reality the preachers who get it right are down the street at your local church!”

  • @Mohammad_Qunbos
    @Mohammad_Qunbos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    You must run for presidency, I believe you can make the world great again, really.

    • @alspezial2747
      @alspezial2747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      if he tried he would end in some misterious car crash or something.

    • @wholeNwon
      @wholeNwon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's too honest...people don't want truth. They seek out demagogues.

    • @DrDMM23
      @DrDMM23 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @rogerclarke4760
      @rogerclarke4760 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Now don't come storm the capital again for bullshit you started" - president Horton

  • @Dathugstress
    @Dathugstress 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It’s Funny how it just comes straight on and gets to the point lol

  • @shaun7096
    @shaun7096 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Lol I was eating a bag of potato chips while watching this video without even thinking about it

    • @dylanhd1536
      @dylanhd1536 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sean me to

    • @1Skorpia
      @1Skorpia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just a few😈

  • @Authorsuzannemeadows
    @Authorsuzannemeadows 7 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    LOVE YOU ROGER

    • @Joan_Murphy
      @Joan_Murphy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kim Mason Then spell my name right bitch! 😘

    • @Hi_Brien
      @Hi_Brien 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rodger YOU RULE.
      I'm glad I'm not dumb enough to misspell your name :P
      #Hypocrite #Irony #Jokes #Hashtag #Tumbler #Troll #iKnowItsROGER #Edgy #Teenager #TooManyHashtags #iShouldPrbablyShutUp

    • @Authorsuzannemeadows
      @Authorsuzannemeadows 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fixed in post 😢

    • @Authorsuzannemeadows
      @Authorsuzannemeadows 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jennifer masker I initially spelled it Rodger, but I changed it to Roger. now I'm confused

    • @shantolion1576
      @shantolion1576 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Joan_Murphy Roger💝💝💝

  • @epa316
    @epa316 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    True story: I cut out snacks for a week. Just 3 meals of regular food, while continuing my daily exercise. I’m down 5 pounds in week one. On to week two! And I barely miss the snacks.

  • @johnyliltoe
    @johnyliltoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I live with my 5 year old niece. The effect of this crap is obvious at that age.

    • @Nieghorn
      @Nieghorn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Have they looked at fast food joints yet? The ones that tempt kids in with the playlands, toys, 'glad' meals, etc, especially should be 'Rogered'.

    • @shashanksekhar2269
      @shashanksekhar2269 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Nieghorn i think they did fast food

    • @DivineFalcon
      @DivineFalcon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nieghorn They sure did. It's called If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest.

  • @glassapple5903
    @glassapple5903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Don’t TRY.”
    That smile

  • @featheredmusic
    @featheredmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Chemical Crackers" sounds like something from Fallout

  • @MiniMackeroni
    @MiniMackeroni 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This new package has 30% less fat! Wow! Hey, wait a sec. The regular ones barely have any fat at all! It's all carbs! Those darn pesky Horton kids!

    • @sirdeadlock
      @sirdeadlock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well you'll enjoy the limited edition flavor, now 30% larger (than a bag 30% smaller, which nobody sells).

    • @cjxgraphics
      @cjxgraphics 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MiniMackeroni That moment you realize 80% of the grocery store is just grain & corn with salt or sugar.

  • @parthdaryani9164
    @parthdaryani9164 7 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    If nutritious food tasted like junk food.... ah

    • @raining_softly
      @raining_softly 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      .... ah

    • @koji6745
      @koji6745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Parth Daryani ...oh

    • @noradlark167
      @noradlark167 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They are, fruits, meat, fish, egg, olive, cheese and such...

    • @fulanodetal3614
      @fulanodetal3614 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Barış ALTUN Not meat or cheese, Roger owns those, too...

    • @Kefka2010
      @Kefka2010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Enid Redden meat and cheese is healthy.

  • @SK-ki3fq
    @SK-ki3fq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    He is my new nutrition coach

  • @petersarubbi
    @petersarubbi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Oh Roger...you wascally wabbit!😅😅

  • @jouneymanwizard
    @jouneymanwizard ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Watching this while munching ground-up corn with salt and sugar

  • @MikePuorro
    @MikePuorro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    LOLOL We're years ahead of you, so don't even try... DON'T TRY!

    • @Khloe_dancer_model
      @Khloe_dancer_model 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow!! I know! The guts to say that!...but they do say that!

  • @johndazzo2653
    @johndazzo2653 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    best channel on TH-cam

  • @richardsavings6690
    @richardsavings6690 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Well, now i just want to know where I can find hyperbolic parabola shaped crisps.

  • @silhouettesatsunset
    @silhouettesatsunset 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Let's get more stuff like this out there because this happens no matter who's president expose the coporate agenda

    • @koji6745
      @koji6745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      chris grammatica expose it to whom?
      Theyve bought anyone who can do something

    • @PanicbyExample
      @PanicbyExample 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true, it's been exposed for a while, the key is to demand better than the cheapest common denominator and be aware of what's worth what... we're capable

    • @spiderdalorian5666
      @spiderdalorian5666 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      chris grammatica this kinda stuff has been exposed since the 80s and I’m sure everyone knows about this kinda stuff

  • @fiercedeity266
    @fiercedeity266 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    2:25 'Horton's And Sugar'

  • @GhostXVll
    @GhostXVll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:06 This is the same god damned look I give when my kids run up to me after I just sat my ass down to enjoy something on my own.

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    **watches video and eats chips at the same time**
    No regrets. Death is near. End of term...argh. Roger is the only thing that makes me happy.

  • @Gothead420
    @Gothead420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Finally!
    The final reason why the western world will go down eventually!
    Roger!
    You're the man!

    • @fulanodetal3614
      @fulanodetal3614 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gothead420 Actually, if the Western world knows what's going on (because believe me when I say they're watching, too) wouldn't that mean they'd fix the problem and move on? At the end of the day, the problem here seems to be the nightmare pairing of corporations and good lobbyists. Which is what Roger seems to be hinting at. If that were fixed, wouldn't the West continue to live on? Let's not forget where Roger's from. You seem to be misunderstanding many things that the existence of this video implies...

    • @Gothead420
      @Gothead420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You seem to be misunderstanding many things in my former statement:
      It was a joke.
      And a bad one, even.
      But Roger is the man, still...

    • @heideknight9122
      @heideknight9122 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      War. War never changes...

    • @sergiowinter5383
      @sergiowinter5383 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The final reason is one western world kid x 10 muslim world kids per family, but this is in the top 10

    • @Gothead420
      @Gothead420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sergiowinter5383 Yeah, prosperity is _really_ bad for birth rates...

  • @yaelfeder9042
    @yaelfeder9042 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Those kids were adorable😂

  • @TheVoiceofKizzy
    @TheVoiceofKizzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:27 dude he takes a sharpie right there and marks out the first few lines😎😂😎🔥😎🤣😎😂😎🤣🔥

  • @StoicismWorks
    @StoicismWorks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “... bags of waste products” 😱

  • @vetb882
    @vetb882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love these videos. It's the truth... Hidden inside jokes. Kudos, Roger.

  • @joperez1980
    @joperez1980 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Roger, please do the IRS and taxes in general!!!
    Also, the industrial military complex!!!

  • @davidwilcox5655
    @davidwilcox5655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Recently started watching these, best thing on TH-cam , should be on mainstream tv 👍

  • @jennystravels
    @jennystravels 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    If cable companies were honest!

  • @anonymousabdallah5478
    @anonymousabdallah5478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I find this guy hilarious and shockingly true

  • @chancetime6420
    @chancetime6420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Since the return of Honest Ad's figured I'd rewatch some old ones.

  • @thefisherking78
    @thefisherking78 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Possibly the best honest ad ever

  • @RFGfotografie
    @RFGfotografie ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Truth is harsh, but awesome, when Horton presents it.

  • @saurabht3540
    @saurabht3540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s fascinating that it contains so many references in such a short span

  • @toonnosleep
    @toonnosleep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He could have played Frank Underwood in the final season of House of Cards. 😂

  • @xLoLRaven
    @xLoLRaven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I can't really disagree with this... I remember school lunches to this day, no matter how much I try to forget. You're damned right we would spend our allowance on candy and chips from the vending machine, we wanted SOMETHING that tasted good.

    • @toadlord8594
      @toadlord8594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed. I try eating school food in high school and school in general for my experience but it’s so bland and almost tasteless that I went out to eat food that ACTUALLY taste like food you enjoy.
      Even the actual pizza school serves at times didn’t make it any worth it.

    • @Attackontrashcan
      @Attackontrashcan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a highschooler I can confirm this

    • @sergiowinter5383
      @sergiowinter5383 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You get flavor with spices, not artificial chemicals.

  • @williamramos3350
    @williamramos3350 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:21..."Don't try!" Beyond hilarious.

  • @patrickj1066
    @patrickj1066 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    New Honest Ads video > Upvote > Watch

  • @ThrottleKitty
    @ThrottleKitty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This is why I bake my own cookies from scratch. It's cheaper, and I can be healthy by including rolled oats and real peanut butter.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Throttle Kitty
      You must be great fun at parties.

    • @ThrottleKitty
      @ThrottleKitty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I am actually, and when I take my cookies everyone always says they are freaking delicious. I failed to mention they do have chocolate chips in them too. You wouldn't hardly know they are healthy if you just ate one. If you'd rather have Cheetos then scratch baked cookies that's your loss.

    • @fulanodetal3614
      @fulanodetal3614 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Throttle Kitty I'm a guy and learned how to bake. Why? So I could have cookies, cake, and brownies whenever I want, at the very least healthier than whatever's on the grocery food shelves. I applaud all bakers. They know what's up.

    • @michealcarr5134
      @michealcarr5134 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      scratch huh so you make own flour, sugar And peanut butter by growing all you're ingredients at home, and have own chickens for eggs to make sure not modified or treated by corporations?

    • @ThrottleKitty
      @ThrottleKitty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "scratch" is an incredibly loose term that implies you combined the raw ingredients yourself. That is a much more strict, obnoxious version of the word I said though, so uuuh... congratulations? xD

  • @Bendytube72
    @Bendytube72 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Genuinely these videos are better than most of the educational videos they show you in school. Unironically, if they played these videos in classrooms people would be WAY more educated on the subject matter!
    Hey wait a second....

  • @itzzzsss
    @itzzzsss ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Unhealthy ingredients, corn base ingredients, over abundant of salt, vegetable oil, corn oil, high concentration of food coloring

  • @brady4708
    @brady4708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    he's like Adam ruins everything, but I dont constantly want to punch him in the face

  • @artandlife7181
    @artandlife7181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This man has got to run for president. I would donate generously to his campaign to pay for TV ads. Raise your hand if you would like to see Roger Horton TV commercials for 4 months, doing bits like this on the other candidates. He might even win.