Trump Denies Stormy Daniels Affair, Fauci Sells Memoir: Late Night's News of the Week
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Trump Denies Stormy Daniels Affair, Fauci Sells Memoir: Late Night's News of the Week - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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When the news broke about Trump my first thought was I can’t wait for Seth
My first thought was "I hope Trump gets so mad his brain explodes" 😆
Same lol. I searched closer look and was met with disappointment cuz he hasn't released one
@@CheddarMac I know right, what did he take *this* Friday off?! They were probably planning it would be next week like most people lol.
If I could imagine a perfect moment, it would be Seth coming up to me, big man, strong man, tears streaming down his face and he says "Carly, it's finally happened"
😂😂
My favorite is when Seth goes into tfg mode for prolonged monologues w/the hand gestures and he pauses so long you’re not sure if he’s going to be able to continue w/o bursting into laughter
i love that nobody in the comments actually trashes Seth. He's such a great person and hilarious in a unique way
That's what Jimmy Fallon is for.
I loved stormy d's response when a trump fan said he wouldn't touch her with a ten foot barge-pole: "no, he used a 3 inch one". BOOM!
Dude waltzed right into that one 😂
@@bukketkid2567 It was like an alligator waiting for the teeny tiny little kitten to get next to the shoreline😮… She knew that was coming and she had the right response either that or she’s as quick as a whip… I mean quick with a whip!😂
That had a mushroom tip. Drip, drip, drip.
She’s a very clever, quick-witted woman.
@@itsjustjini ..as well as *scandal-proof* !
It wasn’t an affair. It was a three second three pump stand.
Gosh, I want to see what Seth would say about the indictment!
We truly living in a golden era for late night comedy 😂
You mean a golden era of Democrat shill comedy.
01:55 They haven't seen as many empty wine bottles since Jeanine Pirro's last recycling day! 😃🤣🤣🤣
She's always struck me as a box wine afficianado
I love living in the same country as Seth Myers
"don't tell anybody I didn't do it..." Gold
Definitely 😁👌
Yeah: "keep up the phony publicity, as though you m an otherwise normal man..."
Didn't Trump say that Ron came to him with tears in his eyes, begging him to endorse him? Can't believe Seth didn't pick up on that!
Watch his Closer Look from Tuesday's show.
The wooder's still not safe here in Philly. It's just been slightly less safe than usual this week 🤷🏼♂️
I’ve waited 20 hours for this video 😂
Melania to her divorce attorneys: "Stand back and stand by."
thanks for the laughs; it is always good to have moments of humour as an antidote to all the nonsense surrounding us.
Poor Seth and team, they missed the indictment by a hair.
Seth Meyers and his crew will air the indictment on A Closer Look today. Check back later today.
@@justintruong9063 I wake up and watch Seth to get my day going. Its hard when he takes vacations. I always hoped they would use Stephon to replace him as Stephon is under the table:)
This is why he should have Friday shows! Colbert always does Mon-Fri.... 😢
@@pixiebells But Colbert does two shows on Thursday so you never really get any new news worthy comic relief.
@@davidthompson7817 Wait, really? They don't release them the same night on YT. I'll see if his monologue from Friday had an additional stuff about the indictment. That would be the easiest way to check this week.
That actually happened in another case. The woman was able to describe a distinctive aspect of his genitals. He was caught.
The writers were on 🔥 tonight.
Quality jokes! Love the show.
these weekly compilations are great
I bet the writers have different nicknames for Seth's voices that they use when they pitch jokes 😆
3:34 I for real said "what is taking to long" with him.
Hey, my uncle was an optometrist until he fell into. a lense grinding machine and made a complete spectacle of himself.
Tragic he never saw that coming 😂
I suspect he was blind drunk.
Ha!
🤬
I just love this guy he is one of the most funniest people that I ,see out here so witty ❤😁😂😂😂
If Trump was facing a "court of popular opinion" he would get life without parole.
No he would get what he wanted to happen to the 5 kids (at the time) he wanted to happen to them. Even though they were innocent.
Ignorant comment proof you are programed by corporate media to hate Trump for nothing while ignoring Joe Biden and his criminal family
Personally my vote would go to life long Sodomy by horse.
@Katie noneofyourbusiness
Didn't he want them executed, the Central Park Five?
Absolutely disgusting.
@@katienoneofyourbusiness1048 I remember how hard TFG railed against the Central Park 5, as the the press referred to those railroaded kids. He took out full-page ads ffs. And I'd bet real money he never apologized or admitted he was wrong when it turned out they were innocent.
George Santos would be a great vice president.
Need an actor, nuclear physicist, professional volleyball player, chemist, crisis negotiator, therapist, brewer, florist or history professor, he could do it all.
Imagine how useful that could be to the future president 😂
He'd be the best body double ever 😂
Was that the pic of gangster Martha Stewart with Hillary's face 😂😂😂
😁👌
Seth ... you are so funny 😂😂😂😂 ... from a Canadian in Montreal that has been to NYC more than 75x ....
Trump is literally Penguin of Gotham.
That Pepsi bit was layered. It explained itself too. Its fine if its all you have.
last time seeing grandpa …oh my stomach😂! "that's gold jerry Gold"!
Whatta week!
When are they gonna learn there is no negotiations over the debt ceiling? You negotiate over the BUDGET, not over bills already accrued.
Well,they do worship a guy who has declared bankruptcy at least 6 times. Never mind that the debt ceiling is never an issue when a republican is president. They had no problem with the 6.5 trillion of debt added under Trump. Suddenly they want to negotiate over paying for what they voted to spend?
I’ve thought about this too.
Well, given the last President has a long history of not paying bills for services already rendered, members of his party probably think that's the way it works now.
I love Seth because he constantly breaks the 4th wall… or whatever the equivalent is in talk shows. He just gives us the secret ingredients and laughs at bad jokes with us and I’m here for it.
Love you sethhhhh you’re the best
I believe it's called 'corpsing'.
he sometimes looks off camera at what i imagine is a producer aiming an ar at him and expecting him to make with the funny
OK so it's not technically a correction per se....but it would been cooler if the graphics dept. includes sparks coming off the wheels w/ the Monopoly car being towed.
Graphics Department are fair game in Corrections. I speak as a former graphics jackal. Also, respect to the Graphics Department. ✊🏼❤️
Funny it took a toxic spill for you to pronounce water the correct way 😂 its worter
Happy indictment day 🥳🥳🥳
great show!
The monopoly joke should have ended with “guess he’ll be taking the short line”
Trump in 2020: "Person. Woman. Man. Camera TV."
Trump in 2024: "Guard. Cellmate. Bars. Toilet. Cot."
At least get the syllables right!
Biden? Well we don't know because he's scared to take a cognitive test. Hmm, I wonder why.
I ❤ this dude😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pence in Iowa - I have to presume this is some sort of ultra bright white....
Greyhound to Florida... shades of midnight cowboy.
Good one. Saw it when it was first released, 1969. Yep, I’m old👵😂
Seth Myers gets laughs out of me. He is reallyfunny!
Thank you for letting us know he’s a comedian!
David is Not circumsized....No wonder Saul was pissed at Jonathan !! lols
As a very devout and deeply religious person, that was exactly my first thought when I saw that too. 😇
All Stormy has to do is challenge trump to show his mushroom to prove she hadn’t seen it. 😊🍄
I'd give the Orange Idiot a pardon for everything just NOT to have his "mushroom" on my TV screen. 🤮🤮🤮
“Lil’ Mr. Toadstool”
😂Haha you know its True!
lol
dear god, dare we take such a risk? 🥺
He has such a nice smile, like a kid so happy he got away with something, haha.!
If he keeps denying that they even had sex... going into trial (assuming he doesn't do a plea deal)... is it going to get to a point... since she's been like so forthcoming with vivid descriptions of his junk... are we going to get to a point in this thing eventually like in the Michael Jackson trial... where they're going to have to take pictures of his junk?
And the big question is... wouldn't it then in that case be more appropriately tried in 'small claims court'?
(ducks)
😅😅😅
*Rimshot* 🥁
Great setup, for that landing! 😂
Each photo would come with a magnifying glass
😂😂😂😂
Seth opens with a home run and kills throughout ! 😂
I bet the writers scored some killer Sativa!
I bet there are Ten thousand empty wine boxes at Jenine Perro's house.
Hi Seth & writers! I’m a little peeved that you made a joke about that phone & the age of it! I’m not that old, BUT, I have a couple of the same style AND they still work beautifully! Unlike the iPhone I have to charge every day. ❤😂
Yeah but the iPhone can do like a bazillion more things, and you can take it anywhere.
Landlines are old, deal with it lol
@@JohnsonPadder Don't be a jerk lol Landlines are older than mobile phones but that doesn't make them "old". Landlines are used every day all over the world, just like cell phones.
Rolls over made me snort laugh 😢
Im from Trenton NJ and yes we say wuter and soder (soda)😂
Can’t wait to see you in Austin at the Moontower comedy festival
That was a good Pepsi joke
The Best Jerry!!
"He never had the makings of a varsity athlete."
Said Uncle June (Junior) about his nephew, Tony Soprano.😂 Thanks for the memories.
Left you a like Seth!
The new paint shade Pence In Iowa 😅
_~grins~_ Thank [whatever deity is in charge of jokes] for Seth!
You’re not going to believe me but I saw the 10,000 bottle truck mess. The big rig was on its side on the 101 North as I was driving south from cloverdale.
I only just got the Pepsi joke
Yay news!
Philly resident; "Would-er"
Seth; "Wadder"
British: "War-teh"
Spot on!! Ha haha
That dog would not roll over for sex. They have their own style…..lol!
No, Boston, MA has the worst drivers in America.
I have lived there most of my life. I would describe them as ill mannered(massholes). But in my travels around the country, unless I am encountering transplants from Boston, there seems to be a shitload of terrible drivers virtually everywhere you go. I just retired and moved to Colorado and on my trip out here I saw many, many examples of clueless drivers coming very close to causing collisions. Driving in Boston sucks big time, but it made me a very aware driver. If you didn't grow up there, driving in Boston must suck. There was once a pitcher for the Red Sox who could see Fenway from his hotel room and for some reason drove his car to Fenway instead of taking a cab. It took him 2 hours to arrive after getting hopelessly lost! I bet he took a cab the next day.
In fairness, Seth, the Jets work just as well in away games.
Great Trump jokes. Loved it
@sethmeyers you know his song is and I pray🙏🙏🙏 they really do play it Y.M.C.A.
OMG, I was just looking a couple days ago to see what happened to the cheating fishermen. That story got shut up real quick. 😂
Corrections: How can you spill empty wine bottles? 🍷🍷👀
P.S. Seth I am not a Jackal. Just love irony.
The same way you can spill a load of boxes or mattresses or livestock.
@@karenm2334 Yes, technically that's true but you gotta admit, it was pretty good.
Whip that smile off your face
I’m trying
Pretty sick suff orange man!!
9:33 I misheard "involvement" as "embalment"
I recommend greyhound trips.
Something I’d like to see in candidates for office. Just like I’d like to see them spend real time in the communities with real people!
DeSantis looks like Trump and Alex Jones had a baby.
Did Ian write that optometrist joke?
Trump indicted 2023!!!!
Get ready for a 2 year litigation
Best one yet Meyers
Peanut butter is a colloid.
9:52 they're also on suicide watch lol
no we need hail to the chief to play during the perp walk
Why not YMCA!😅
@@donnawhiteturkey7240 that would definitely work
Or “I Fought the Law, and the Law Won”
Can we get Olsen Prison Blues to play instead?
@@TentinQuarantino_ actually, I like yours! You nailed it!👍😊
The Mets were in the World Series in 2015!
BMW was not able to perform a mass recall for loose nuts found between the steering wheel and driver's seat.
NYC has been doing curbside composting for ages. I suppose it’s about time they organized it.
Ha ha, yeah, he looks like Barney Rubble.
"Trump Denies Stormy Daniels Affair, "....................That's because an hour after she said are you there yet, i can't feel anything.
I wonder what names and locations Grisham is going to swap in this time. Ya read one, you’ve read ‘em all.
not actually a correction, but you will need to rewind that tape.
Savage Mets joke. Accurate, but savage.
Donnie, stop saying Stormy is ugly. I didn’t have an affair with her; you did.
😂❤
Donald "3 inches of fury" Trump
Jackals are going to love this one... I'm starting to think some of these errors are just fodder for the jackals.
Land line ?
Hacking was available with
Party line which pre dates all of the above
O Seth you missed out on an even bigger prop with the taped over Eric birthday tape by having it with the 1 crossed out with a 2, then a 3, then a 4, then a 5, then a 6, then a 7, then an 8 and finally with a 9 having each interaction being more scratched and dented then the last. Then had that crossed out with porn act with questionable stains. Finally ending it with that crossed out with security tape with Exabit A stamped on it.
Burglarized is not a word - did you mean burgled?
I took a Greyhound from Spokane to Orlando when I was young and poor. I do not recommend it.
Drump n family look like odds from
Escape from L.A.
It’s terrible that Trump and Stormy are making so much money out of T shirts about the indictment.
Peanut butter is liquid??? What are people eating?