Not really lol. Everyone tries to make her out ot be some innocent ingenue who didn't know better. She spun her tale as if she didn't go into his suite knowing full well what that would mean. Oh, constantly surprised was she, the pajamas, the boxers, the magazine, the STD question, the bribe to be on his TV show... never occurred to her what he was after. Melania and Stormy and everyone else are just as lame as he is.
Cruella DeNoem needs to actually speak to actual farmers. One has even posted a video debunking piece by piece every single lie she spouted about Cricket being "untrainable." Justice for Cricket!
As a South Dakotan who hates her more than most because of direct experience and interaction with her, that’s a lie (which is all she does). This book was the first I’ve heard of her being a puppy murderer. Literally can’t trust anything that comes out of her mouth.
@@danweyant4909 Even if it WAS true, that's a hell of a boast. "Yeah my opponents in South Dakota have been calling me a puppy killer for years." Who are you trying to impress???????
In my old neighborhood, there was an old man with a chronic drinking problem who used to try to goad me when I'd walk by on my way to work. When he'd gone through all the charming come-ons like, "I like 'em big! I don't know why!", he finally made one last holler down the street to me ... "Hey!! You remind me of my daughter." 🤮 Overhearing a conversation with another neighbor a few days later, he was waxing nostalgic for his home in warmer climes. When they asked why he doesn't move back, he said in a grave grumble. "Can't go home. Got trouble with the family." I bet you do, sir. I bet you do.
My favorite Stormy moment was when a Trump supporter tweeted at her with "Trump wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole " She answered:" You're right, he used a 3-inch pole"
In the same vein as Trump saying he wouldn't have assaulted E Jean Carroll because she "wasn't his type" .... and then couldn't tell the difference between her and his wife.
I hope they do it, but you know it will never happened. He violated the gag order like 9 times already and was fined a whopping THOUSAND DOLLARS, even though we know he's nowhere as rich as he says he is, that's like $10 to him. The judge said "violate it again and we may have to consider jail!" and you know he's going to violate it again....and they're going to just fine him...again.
Fun Fact: The Gnome is banned from setting foot on practically _all_ south Dakota Indian reservations (Cheyenne River, Rosebud, Pine Ridge, Standing Rock, Sisseton Wahpeton Oyate, Yankton).
Honestly, who is actually shocked that Trump said that Stormy reminded him of his daughter? He's never hidden his incestuous lust for Ivanka and I honestly feel pity for what she might have been forced to go through as a child. It doesn't excuse what she's done as an adult but no one should have to feel like a sex object in front of their parent.
The woman who tried to sue Trump for raping her as a teenager at Jeffrey Epstein's house in New York in the 1990's said the girls who entertained him there were made to wear a blonde wig to look more like Ivanka.
One day we will find out, that Trumps favorite hero to copy in life and politics is Hitlers life itself. Except that this guy is in America and his Father taught him to deny, deny, cover up and let others do the deeds as if he was the one that did it, but will never admit.
I swear he's made a deal with the devil. I don't know if karma will ever catch up to him to the extent that he deserves, but I am LOVING watching him looking all pouty in the courtroom because he can't BS his way out of this. Please violate the gag order again, PLEASE - so I can enjoy the honeymoon of seeing this abomination behind bars.
Just as ridiculous as claiming the testimony was 'too prejudicial'.. that's kind of how testimony and evidence works - you don't get to object just because it's harmful to your case! Maybe try not committing crimes next time.
Yes her her book is out and she bragged about killing her puppy and a goat because it smelled! Her clown show is over dump may have sex w her but she's toast
True for every reichwinger! None of them give a crap about "law & order," unless they can use it to their own advantage. Nobody else has the right to anything in life--ONLY THEM. Just like their cult leader.
Oh, I disagree. I get the impression the thing Melania loves most is not having to nude model for a living any longer. Or any work, for that matter. Sleep in separate beds but still have maids, chauffeurs, and a few million to shop? She got it made.
Those were the most adorable not-pandas ever! I was wondering how anyone could have thought a dog could ever look like a panda and then I was shown the most cuddly, adorable panda-painted-dogs ever! 😍😍😍😍
That response at 4:13 was universal. We all felt the sick rising!
Thank you Stephen for protecting DEMOCRACY!!!!
You are the BEST!!!!!!
His impression of Eric is epic!!!
Don't know how he gets his lips to do that. Very funny 🍄
I know! I crack up every time Colbert imitates him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love that impression!!!
It is great.
Impression of Eric: I captured it on a snap shot the first time he did it years ago…it’s my fave!! 🙌🏽
Hats off the Stormy Daniels!! That took a lot of guts to testify, and surely it will make a big difference.
Not really lol. Everyone tries to make her out ot be some innocent ingenue who didn't know better. She spun her tale as if she didn't go into his suite knowing full well what that would mean. Oh, constantly surprised was she, the pajamas, the boxers, the magazine, the STD question, the bribe to be on his TV show... never occurred to her what he was after. Melania and Stormy and everyone else are just as lame as he is.
I wouldn't just take my hat off.
The smile he made after he asked "how about tomorrow?" Is priceless!!
"Great! How about we pencil you in from tomorrow at 9am to 2044."
Lies again? Gangbang Gangster USD SGD
not creepy ?
One of the best monologues. WELL DONE!
*_Thank you for your service Stephen._*
LOVE You Stephen and LSSC Crew! Thanks for the laughs during some of the CRAZIEST/Saddest years of our lifetime... xo
His “Itsy bitsy those aren’t polka dots linguini “ Bwahahaha 😂😂😂😂
Cruella DeNoem needs to actually speak to actual farmers. One has even posted a video debunking piece by piece every single lie she spouted about Cricket being "untrainable." Justice for Cricket!
I bet her kids are glad they are trainable.
@@tubruton Particularly if she's shown them the gravel pit!😒
Why isn’t she being charged with cruelty to animals ?
Dog trainers are putting out videos as well. She’s lying her ass off.
@@alinchitown7556 statute of limitations , only 7 years in SD, it was 20 years ago
As a South Dakotan who hates her more than most because of direct experience and interaction with her, that’s a lie (which is all she does). This book was the first I’ve heard of her being a puppy murderer. Literally can’t trust anything that comes out of her mouth.
For real? Thank you, wondered.
@@danweyant4909 Even if it WAS true, that's a hell of a boast. "Yeah my opponents in South Dakota have been calling me a puppy killer for years." Who are you trying to impress???????
Well, if you can't trust anything that comes out of her mouth, she'd make the perfect running mate for Trump.
Over 40 years in South Dakota, can confirm. Her opponents have never mentioned this that I can remember.
@@notmuchfortalk Thanks Sounded like hooey to me, when stated.
2:25 "Enchanté my dear."
LOL!
😂😂😂that 'open casket' line caught me completely off guard
Yes, that was a perfect illustration of comic timing.
In my old neighborhood, there was an old man with a chronic drinking problem who used to try to goad me when I'd walk by on my way to work. When he'd gone through all the charming come-ons like, "I like 'em big! I don't know why!", he finally made one last holler down the street to me ... "Hey!! You remind me of my daughter."
🤮
Overhearing a conversation with another neighbor a few days later, he was waxing nostalgic for his home in warmer climes. When they asked why he doesn't move back, he said in a grave grumble. "Can't go home. Got trouble with the family."
I bet you do, sir. I bet you do.
"Does Mr. Hefner know you stole his pajamas?"🤣
Funniest material ever LOL! Every time they play the "Jailhouse Rock" chord I just lose it!!
"How bout tomorrow " I love you Mr Colbert 😅
🤣😂
🎯
Yesterday was the perfect Storm
The dogs saying "I'm in danger" was an excellent joke 😂😂
The dogs made the "help me" sign in the pet store...too late.
I think it was actually "I'm endangered"
Even FEMA can't repair that much Stormy damage.
They weren’t SHARPIE enough?😳😝
Golden showers and Stormy. FEMA is going to need a budget increase to handle all this.
Hahaha.
That's exactly when FEMA needs abudget cuts.
😮 M8@@Ava-wu4qp nj m m iml..m .m...but off
" I'll DO that sacrifice any day." - 1. He's lying, 2 He's never MADE a sacrifice in his life.
3 - he's crying 🎃👇🤔🤪✍️
He sacrificed his dignity for his insatiable greed
Nothing new. Sheesh 🤨
@@johnk8255 Nope. You need to have possessed any dignity first, before sacrificing it.
@@kingjamos2422Good point.
This takes "truth is stranger than fiction" to a whole new level! You can't can't make this .... up!😂
On form. Very well done. Outstanding writing!
Every time Colbert does his Eric impression, I dam near fall out my chair😂🤣🤭
😂😂😂😂
i love them too. And for Trump impersonations and Trumps voice and mannerisms, Seth Meyers is best.
My favorite Stormy moment was when a Trump supporter tweeted at her with "Trump wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole "
She answered:" You're right, he used a 3-inch pole"
😂
In the same vein as Trump saying he wouldn't have assaulted E Jean Carroll because she "wasn't his type" .... and then couldn't tell the difference between her and his wife.
Brilliant answer stormy
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Actually, it wasn't a pole at all. It was a plant.
5:51 you meant Eric finally learned about the birds and the VD's 😂
Eric learned that condoms are not ballons for his birthday party.
How to answer
Jail is a necessary punishment. Lock him Up!.
I hope they do it, but you know it will never happened. He violated the gag order like 9 times already and was fined a whopping THOUSAND DOLLARS, even though we know he's nowhere as rich as he says he is, that's like $10 to him. The judge said "violate it again and we may have to consider jail!" and you know he's going to violate it again....and they're going to just fine him...again.
For so much!
Lock him up, let the cult freak out and have Homeland Security collect them.
Trump 2024
@@specialagentorange4329 Prison inmate numbers in NY are in a totally different format than that
An example would more likely be: TRUMP12A3456
I love your impression of Eric! It is perfectly hilarious- thank you, Stephen!
Fun Fact: The Gnome is banned from setting foot on practically _all_ south Dakota Indian reservations (Cheyenne River, Rosebud, Pine Ridge, Standing Rock, Sisseton Wahpeton Oyate, Yankton).
Love to ban Herr from 🇺🇲
@@yo-yo-wallkski9227 - Yeah, I wasn't 100% certain either, which is why I wrote "practically." But give her time!
Every old farmers will stood between her and old yeller too. The hell!?
The court should have handed-out barf bags before Stormy's testimony.
tRump makes me 🤮
Most certainly for the "like my daughter" part 🤢🤮
There are close on 9 billion humans on Earth.. that's how many barf-bags are required.
He violates our gag reflex everytime he whines!
Yea I was wondering if any of the jurors needed to rush to the bathroom to be 🤢. I feel awful for them to have to endure that
I like to mute 45 and watch the expressions on his lawyers face! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
IKR? Unhappy dude with his life choices....
Right? He's going to end up as a WTF meme lol.
45? Ohhh, wetfhni
Is it just me, or are there moments when his lawyer looks afraid of him?
@@anondecepticon "You will be! You. Will. Be!!!"
Honestly, who is actually shocked that Trump said that Stormy reminded him of his daughter? He's never hidden his incestuous lust for Ivanka and I honestly feel pity for what she might have been forced to go through as a child. It doesn't excuse what she's done as an adult but no one should have to feel like a sex object in front of their parent.
The woman who tried to sue Trump for raping her as a teenager at Jeffrey Epstein's house in New York in the 1990's said the girls who entertained him there were made to wear a blonde wig to look more like Ivanka.
And yes ...still shocked!!!
Mary Trump once wrote that her uncle ogled her.
It’s honestly just because it’s the closest thing he can get to fucking himself.
One day we will find out, that Trumps favorite hero to copy in life and politics is Hitlers life itself. Except that this guy is in America and his Father taught him to deny, deny, cover up and let others do the deeds as if he was the one that did it, but will never admit.
The "open casket" was 😮🤣
"The dogs are in a Kristi Noem protection program"🎯
😂
It is WAY past his jail time.
.....way way way past time!
It's DECADES past his jail time.
@@Surge1077literally 😂
That’s Jimmy’s line. Don’t you dare steal it!
I swear he's made a deal with the devil. I don't know if karma will ever catch up to him to the extent that he deserves, but I am LOVING watching him looking all pouty in the courtroom because he can't BS his way out of this. Please violate the gag order again, PLEASE - so I can enjoy the honeymoon of seeing this abomination behind bars.
Lol no time to prepare??? Hahaha
Just as ridiculous as claiming the testimony was 'too prejudicial'.. that's kind of how testimony and evidence works - you don't get to object just because it's harmful to your case! Maybe try not committing crimes next time.
@@OctopussyLillyAnd look at the route they took in all that time. Catch and kill and election interference.
The writers are on fire tonight!!!🤣🤣🤣
I live in South Dakota and exactly zero of her opponents said anything about the dog story. Liars gonna lie.
It is in her book.
@@nancyjfsHave opponents said it?
@@nancyjfs which hasn't come out yet.
Yes her her book is out and she bragged about killing her puppy and a goat because it smelled! Her clown show is over dump may have sex w her but she's toast
@@nancyjfs The suggestion is that she was attacked on this issue politically "before" the book was written. Surely, they can attack her NOW.
Those little dogs were so adorable!
Funny and timely. Thanks for laying the truth out there. 45 is a menace.
Trumpster tweeted: 'You can't even go near him with a ten-foot pole.'
Stormy: 'Yeah, because it was a three-inch pole.'
"3 inches," and "pole," don't go together. At all. Pickle, maybe.
Body shaming? So cool!
MAGA : Make America GAG Again #ThankYouStormy
@@andreah6379😂😂😂 stoooop
LMAO.. I just love your Eric impression!!
The most funniest writers of all time and the greatest voice to speak them what an awesome moment to be alive
If the zoo had just said "We have fluffy dogs that look like pandas!" to begin with, this wouldn't be a scandal; it would be a selling point.
That "You know I am, but what am I " joke was fuckin funny
“How about tomorrow? 🤨” Haha, love it.
Stormy Daniels Day!
🏆🏅💕👏🏿
The jump scare moment is hilarious, the poor woman 😂
If the Constitution is so precious to him, why is he intent on destroying it?
Those puppy pandas were too cute. 😍
And very obviously not pandas 😂 so I wonder how long this ruse was going on. Too funny.
The puppies were worth a visit. Just not giant pandas, haha.
Judge: “What did you see, Ms Stormy?
Stormy: “NUBBIN, Judge!”
He called her honey bunchs then immediately says she reminds him of his daughter that’s awful and disgusting to be honest
Me too! He’s VILE 🤢
Dude has serious issues...👹🎃🤬
Yeah, CONTEXT!,!
🤢🤮
Has nothing to do with being honest bc it's extremely disturbing.
Saying "you reminds me of my daughter" to someone you're going to have sex with is the most disgusting thing ever!
What’s your first language, @whiskeyjames4200 ?
True to being a malignant narcissist is Dump as it's obvious whenever he has sex it's about himself. He sees himself in Ivanka. DG, that's sick.
He has said many creepy, cringeworthy things about Ivanka and even about Tiffany when she was a one-year-old!
Nasty, sick perv.
Trump: Hold my beer.
To take a quote from Stephen Colbert…
“Hueeerrrrrrr… 🤢”
The cuteness of the panda puppy might be just what Noem is hunting.
I'm not evenad at those puppy pandas. That was ADORABLE ❤️
"evenad"? maybe edit this?
@@ros8986 nomeed
I know! They were so cute, I couldn't stay mad either
Still would pay to see um
There is a cartoon of Snoopy sitting on his doghouse with bullet holes all over his doghouse and captioned, "A Noem drive by"
Bravo Stephen! You hit nail on the head on this one.
YES!!! At 8:51
“How about tomorrow?”
i think Kristi Noem and Tim Scott are using the same playbook.
"I answered what i answered, and that's my answer."
Definitely on the nose SC. I was laughing, enjoying every word. Thank you for bringing humor to me and everyone paying attention.
Saying, "you remind me of my daughter" to a woman you intend to sleep with is one of the most disgusting things ever.
And not down the road, but RIGHT NOW. But I'm sure it's the only time that happened
He’s definitely had ivanka it’s so obvious.
And completely in line with his past remarks.
@@colorbugoriginals4457It feels like a callback in a tv show. This all feels like satire as much as the actual satire.
Wait till you learn about DDLG relationship dynamics.
"Does Hugh Hefner know you stole his pajamas?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
6:00 😁😄😃 Colbert doing Eric is forever funny!
Our Constitution is only important when it protects him!!! 😮
True for every reichwinger! None of them give a crap about "law & order," unless they can use it to their own advantage. Nobody else has the right to anything in life--ONLY THEM.
Just like their cult leader.
"I always follow the law.... particularly when it serves me..."
Best joke about the 'open casket'!
How many people have been waiting for Stephen tonight? 😂😂❤
Me 🤗💖
🖐
Millions Hehehehe
We’re in San Francisco. It’s 1:46 am. (Our host such a good actor in his own right.)
Me, me, me. 🇧🇪
That "panda" puppy was adorable :)
You wonder what sorts of people would complain about panda puppies... Not the sorts of people I need in my life, for sure!
@@error-xn7hn I get ur point, but the peeps paid to see panda bears, not panda pups. That should be an attraction on it's own. 😀
If Trump was telling Stormy (27yo) that she reminded him of his daughter, Ivanka was 25 at the time. 🤢
"You remind me of my daughter" should be the end of any sexual encounter.
Not with donald!
Haven’t waited for Stephen’s monologue this badly in years.
I think Trump actually forgets he has two daughters
And for that, Tiffany is forever thankful.
Hes only interested in fekkin 1
Honestly, so did I. He never mentions Tiffany whatsoever.
Yes, I'm sure there were times she wished daddy loved her, too. But, not now. She must be grateful to her mom for keeping her away from him so much!
That's bc he only thinks of having sex with one. 😢
Yahooo!!!
Stormy weather!
Congratulations, Stephen. I've laughed at your show, cried at your show, felt great relief, great fear, and now I have finally vomited.
Colbert doing Eric!! I'm dying here!! Hilarious!!😂😂😂😂
Kudos Stephen, some of your finest work. 😂❤
They Call it Stormy Monday but Tuesday 's just as Bad
…Lord, and Wednesday’s worse…
Thursday is going to be worst. Just wait, Stormy is mad.
I'm 72 years old so I get that song reference
Man, can you imagine Melania today? No pre-nup can be worth the humiliation about hubby in silk pajamas with Stormy. Stormy is brave and awesome!!
That and hubby telling a woman hes about to lay with that she reminds him of their daughter. 😮
@@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 not their, just his. Ivanka is the daughter of Trump's _first_ wife, Ivana.
...fumigating Mara largo all morning 😂
One makes their bed . . .
Oh, I disagree. I get the impression the thing Melania loves most is not having to nude model for a living any longer.
Or any work, for that matter.
Sleep in separate beds but still have maids, chauffeurs, and a few million to shop? She got it made.
nailed it here!! Stephen you're the best!!!
Stephen is on FIRE! I don’t think I laughed so much. And funny intro with Court Hub. We need these laughs.
“Are you always this rude? You don’t even know how to have a conversation.”
Literally every woman to every incel ever.
Many with narcissism.
Fitting, since Trump is the King of Incels.
Defence: "Your honor, I object!"
Judge: "And why is that?"
Defence: "Because it's devastating to my case!"
"Overruled."
"Fake news!"
In the 90s that was a comedy. Today is a legal strategy used by a former president. We truly live in a clown world.
Liar Liar classic
*"THE PEN IS BLUE!"*
"Liar Liar" apropos AF.
Love Stormy weather❤
Best monologue ever!
Thank you! I need the humor!!
Hey Steve, Thanks for making me LOL several times.
Omg the puppy pandas are so cute I wouldn’t even be mad 😊
Tells people she killed a puppy.
Also tells people it's fake news.
Puts it in her book.
Tells people it's fake news again.
... ???
"The Party told you to disbelieve the evidence of your own eyes and ears."
--George Orwell, "1984"
Classic Republican answer
There is no bad dogs only bad dog owners.
Stay cool 😎
Actually true. And I say this as a cat, mind you 😸
Has to be one of the best episodes ever.
The weather looks nice it's going to be stormy.
Man. One of your best, sickest, and most hilarious monos in a while ! Thanks for the excellent writing & sore sides... Great Stuff
The Eric impression and the dry heaving are the best in TV lol
Awwww those panda dogs look so adorable! I wouldn't care if their pandas I still want to hug them. But they really do look like baby pandas
Nice touch Louis! strumming "Jailhouse Rock" @6:52 after trump says he was willing to do jail time.
I love that Cruella DeNoem can't even lie properly on News Nation, a channel that is basically Fox News Lite. You done goofed, Noem. You done goofed.
News Nation is not like Fox News….you’re thinking of NewsMAX. News Nation is like a web version of CNN.
You really think Kristi Noem wouldn't shoot a panda?
Her gravel pit is bottomless.
Must be why her gravel pit is called "the Panda Express."
"If I can shoot it, I can eat it!" - Kristi Noem probably
Gravel pit is a Pet Cemetery 😳
I'm sure.
Sheesh 😢
Cricket Gnome.
Say her name.
😢😢😢😢😢
The judge said they had months to prepare her testimony and could have asked more questions so no mistrial.
It's so funny watching Donnie playing the accordion. 🤣
Yup. The more prestissimo the more he lies.
Those were the most adorable not-pandas ever! I was wondering how anyone could have thought a dog could ever look like a panda and then I was shown the most cuddly, adorable panda-painted-dogs ever! 😍😍😍😍
On the menu at Donnie's trial:
Steamed mushroom with orange glaze...
I thought it was Sautéed lil mushroom with boring sauce…
Colbert visited Epstein Island many many times.a free b utt plug with every flight.
Don't forget tinny winny
Eeewwww🤮
Eeewwww gross. 🤮