NY Attorney General Sues Trump, Biden Says Pandemic Is Over: Late Night's News of the Week
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- All the news and jokes you missed from the week of September 19.
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NY Attorney General Sues Trump, Biden Says Pandemic Is Over: Late Night's News of the Week
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"It's a rare case of the lawyer trying to get himself off"
Me: Ugh Scollins...
Meyers: Scollins? Yeah Scollins.
Taco Bell testing a meatless taco
Me : Since when has Taco Bell had meat in their tacos 🤔😉
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So they are just going to make the tacos out of what the horse eats instead of the horse itself!!!!
You no the tacos are old when it still has the marks were the jockey was hitting it lol.Ask julpa
covid spelled backwards is divoc what does divoc mean in Hebrew?
Meow
“You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”Rudy Guliani
"There's nothing that he won't do to protect himself because
*...he doesn't care about anyone else other than himself,"* Cohen said. *"...he'll let his kids go down before him. He'll let them fall on the sword the same way he let me fall on the sword. That's who he is."*
_Michael Cohen_ Former Attorney for (45)
And the first one he would throw down is Eric.
Just because Ivanka packs his favorite tits, it doesn't mean he won't throw her under the bus, or down the stairs like her mama. Or off the balcony for Eric.
Treason is the reason for the seizing...
Indeed
tis the seizing
🎶 deck the halls with fraud indictments 🎶 🌲 🎉 🥳
@@avengingmime fa la la la la and felonies
This thread priceless.
Thanks, Seth and ALL the show (💜Amber!) for reliable, out loud giggles and an occasional guffaw!
I always hold out for a chortle or two.
👱🏻♀️😫IS IT TRUE U KILLED JOHN F KENNEDY?
@@davenorth8922 👴🏻 HEY SHUT UP WILL YA?
covid spelled backwards is divoc what does divoc mean in Hebrew?
@@cfcreative1 👩🏻🦱👩🏼 THANK YOU FOR TREATING YOUNG WOMEN LIKE SEX OBJECTS.
Seth, you are hilarious! We love you.
I love the math. I just recently heard there's three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't...
Lock Trump up forever, and oh, while you're at it VOTE BLUE EVERYONE 💙🇺🇸👍😍🇺🇸💯
Indeed I agree vote blue BIGLY 22 24 and onwards 💙💙💙👍🙏😊
Garland saying we must not allow the fractures to destroy us is in denial that it is not all his fault for not prosecuting Trump... Garland is clueless and needs to be replaced with someone who can do the job, find him another judgeship and get a real prosecutor into the job who can actually do it properly.
@@charlesasmith7836 DeMoCrAcY 😂
Lock him up
Lock him up!
lock him up
Thank you President Biden for caring about the American people ❤️💙😍🇺🇸🇺🇸💪
I agree God bless him always 💙💙👍🙏😊
Potato Joe cares about Ukrainians, illegal aliens and college deadbeats. How do I know? He's passing their bills to you and me, libtard.
covid spelled backwards is divoc what does divoc mean in Hebrew?
@@cfcreative1 not reaching at all. Get a calculator and put in 104558 and turn it around.
@@cfcreative1 oh and you should Google things before you post them. It just makes you look dumber. Google is free to everyone.
Dear Brits: Why call it a flat when they're usually in a building stacked on top of each other?
Seems like a Stack to me.
Hmmm. Yes!! Like apartments. They are grouped TOGETHER, side to side/ top to bottom.
Lol good point!! I thought we called them that because they're based on one floor rather than upstairs/ downstairs like houses. My American husband always frowns when I can his apartment a flat 😆
@@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone You mean like, togetherments..? 😄
@@BollywoodBonanzaB Lol!!! Yes!!
*Drain His Pockets* *Lock Him Up*
Agree
You do realize that this country has a document called the Constitution !!
@ ran away Yes indeed. Among other things I believe it states that when we elect a new president, the last one has to GTFO.
@@avengingmime What's your point ?? The Biden inauguration happened just as it was planned !!!
And this country has severely suffered every since that day !!
@@ranaway9307 Yeah, but Trump doesn't abide by it either.
All I'm saying in Trump "thinking about declassifying documents" is akin to Michael from "The Office" declaring bankruptcy :))))
The Shining / Hotel joke was great.
I mean, the math joke took me a second not because I didn’t get it, but because I’m dyslexic and wasn’t sure I put the numbers in the right order
I actually wasn’t paying attention 😢😂
Dayton here, we have A LOT of Taco Bells in a 5 mile radius, let alone the whole city 😂
I’m so sorry for you!😢
You’ve highlighted the biggest difference between Trump and DeSantis. Trump’s suit fits better
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Oh how the headlines have changed since the bit first started. Everything is so unbelievably and seems like a joke but we have become immune😥
I can hear Wally laughing in the back round, Wally needs more screen time. Just saying
F-ing funny Seth! Math jokes indeed
That airplane joke at the end was amazing
"As the British called it--"
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The "chompy" bit was great.... Does that say something about my sense of humor?! 🤣😃😀😟🙁☹️😞
Thanks for lightening up my mood a bit!
Lol first joke and the fact that he keeps some of his goofy writers just to make fun of them is great.
Wait... So, 9 out of 10 times Seth agrees we shouldn't extinguish rights of states to exist... What are the other 4 states that shouldn't exist? 😮
I think he's still mad at Vermont abt the whole Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream thing.
As usual: Fabulous, funny, intelligent ,
somewhat irreverent, soulful, relatable
monolog !!!!! You rule, Seth!!! I 😁🥰
Oh Seth
Seth Seth Seth.
I love you so!
Monday Tuesday Every Day--
All the days!! ❤️✌️
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I may be partial because I love The Jokers, but I'd totally watch that.
A Good One . Said a fan from 2020 .
I work at lowes and we just put up all of our christmas stuff too
When its a Scotland joke, we can tell also lol
In Monday's monologue referring to Kanye West's clothing line "Yeesy", was that a mannequin or did he get back together with Kim K. with a new look!!!
I didn't realize desatans was so... bloated
‘Bloated’ is a pretty good word for him.
Rump needs a new lawyer? Is there a lawyer Rump hasn't paid yet?
Lol he stiffed Giuliani who wanted $20k per day
One of these times Seth should turn around and throw a rock out the window across at the other building and another late night host reacts and throws it to another.
what's with the weird cuts to the back of the audience? it's totally disjointed
The Donald would be the only being that could cause the ghosts of the "Overlook Hotel" to flee in horror. Even Mr. Grady would say "f*** this" and head out. His golf course ghostly appearance could chase away the most tortured soul. The trike he's on would make a great golf cart for him. Vroom!!!
Can someone please create "Shining Trump" in ceramics. PLEASE!
seth cuttie thank god you have 4 millons , i remember been here last year and you only have 50k subs , i know ellen is gone and james corden is almost gone but we still have Live Kelly and Ryan and ruben sole live
1:32 why why why do we do the overhead shots of a audience in darkness
Late night at 3pm?!?!??
Seth,unfortunately they uploaded the new great doucmentary film Sidney as broken mistakenly, ony about the first 41 minutes of the entire film is available at the moment 'In The Heat of the Night' is one of my favourite movies,ı would like to watch the full length film if possible, dear Mr. Poitier was surely a great artist and thank you very much by the way dear Mr. Freeman, Mrs.Winfrey,,Mrs. Straisand,Halle Berry and the other actor and actress'.
Anyone who's seen BEN AND ARTHUR knows there's TONS of palm trees in Vermont.
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Yeah good luck with that one
Hold up… now we’re talking.
How do you bus dozens of immigrants from Texas to the grounds of the US Naval Observatory? How many crimes is that?
How can you have a carne asada without the "carne"? The word "carne" means "meat," so a "meatless carne asada" is an oxymoron.
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Maybe because I live in a third world country I find it difficult to enjoy jokes on ageism i:e Biden
You are the bomb Seth and it makes us all get a laugh at a very sombre time in our lives. Who would have ever thought that our country had so many truly stupid people? I'm constantly amazed by the number of well let's just say it crazy whacked out people that surrounds us every day? I'm surprised that Guinness doesn't have a catagory of how many nuts can you put in one country, Brazil wouldn't stand a chance against the U.S. 😒😂
Well, there were plenty of hints long before 2016, but they were probably more noticeable from outside of your country.
It kinda looks like you're getting a little bit less stupid lately though.
Mildly optimistic greetings from The Netherlands.
Between the previous President and Tik Tok....yeah, I'm embarrassed.
@@staomruel the tipoff to me was his multitude of bankruptcies he had, that and the mop on his head but the real clincher was Eric! 🤣🤣🤣 Funny but kinda true.
Jimmy B And you think that liberal lying Seth is commenting on proven truth ?? You're the nut job and your too stupid to realize that Seth along with
the democrat party is pushing towards a authoritarian type of government..
Take Seth's lie concerning the NY A/G James story on filing a 200 page civil lawsuit against Trump and his family !! Seth broadcasts his program from New York
City and knows very well that this A/G James has been chasing Trump for the last 3 years and has continuously failed !! James is down by double digits trailing
the republican challenger !! She will be defeated this coming Nov but the lying radical Meyers still throws it out there because she made her proclamation at a
news conference as a last minute attempt to sway voters that are tired of her stance on crime !! Meyers and Colbert both are classified by the FCC as comedians.
Without that security both would be tried in a court of law for slander !!
Am I one of deez nutz?
You mean GAP terminated Kanye after he tried to put his name in front of theirs.😂 someone is getting sued by a bankrupt company 😂 who’s the genius now?
The current "slim style" in men's suits is NOT a good look on "husky boy" Ron DeSantis. We can just be grateful that Trump has stuck with the oversized feed sack look in men's apparel.
Nothon civil about trump...maybe a civil frog suite?👈😂😂😂
Brady is NOT a boomer. He was born in '77 and the youngest boomers were born no later than '64. Did Ian write that joke?
Can someone explain the math joke? I don’t get it 😂
How come Seth doesn't wear a suit anymore?
I like the casual look. He likely kept it after returning the studio when lockdowns stopped. He funny, laughs at his own absurdity. I think he's more relatable this way.
Aren’t they all assumed to be jokes?
How is that not human trafficking I know it's a technicality but still how is it not human trafficking
Trump would be on suicide watch, if he didn't love himself so much. 👀
mmm the problems are
- windows / defenestration
- lonely stairs / slip-and-falls
- bridges nah he don' walk
- indeed that leaves those long ties , walking w a knife...
unless rasPutin wants to scare zelebskii then
- isotopes the rare soviet types
- novichok in a ketchup packet
trøn is "safe" as long as he continues on-mission: destroy america. meli hiding.
Why would he be on a suicide watch ???
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Trump doesn't actually love himself. A condition of the narcissist is that they have incredibly low self esteem, to the degree that they need constant reassurance and external validation.
@@PaulThomas-qb9cx No rally will ever be big enough to fill the void where his self-esteem should be. Fred Trump left us a very damaged boy.
Could Trump be a Big Foot in disguise, I think they are orange colored and have a funny stance? Wouldn’t be nice if he was as elusive as Big Foot? No, I don’t want to insult BF.
😂😂😂😂😂
Oh course, you can't win smallpox blankets on Lets Make A Deal.
Go Biden!! We need you:)
WhatdoyoumeanChristmassislessthanahundreddaysaway?!
Alsowhatdoyoumeanthecarneasadadoesn'thaveanycarne?!
actually, ya gotta factor the $38 Billion Jeff Bezos had to give his ex-wife, to be fair.
Divorce isn't like pretending to buy da'Twitt'n thingy.
🎬 *MY SON HUNTER* 📽️
Hug Mike Pence!
Why do Americans care so much about the queen? Our fellow country people, the Puerto Ricans, are dying(and not from old age) and literally under water. Yet, still no coverage.
The first day of Fall was September 23rd, not September 22nd as claimed here. The Autumn Equinox usually occurs on September 22 or 23, but occasionally, it can even occur on September 21 or 24. This happens because the Earth takes 365.25 days or 365 days and 6 hours to orbit the Sun, which means the Equinox occurs 6 hours later than the time at which it happened the previous year. The Gregorian calendar does not consider those six hours. Instead, these six hours account for the additional day in a leap year. Because of leap years, the day of the equinox is reset to September 22 or 23. 1931 was the last time Autumn Equinox happened on September 24, and it will happen next in 2303.
"The Art of the Steal" was a weak joke. TFG is a fraud, not an artist. She should have called it "The FRAUD and the STEAL".
Hey Seth, love ya... but.... Tom Brady is not a Boomer, he is a Gen X'er. Someone needs to fact check your writers... just saying.
But kimmy gargoyle said TishA James' name ends with 'I" for incompetent!!!😳
Harding died in 1923, Biden couldn’t have met him
Didn’t he say “almost”?
Boy, that went right over your head!!! It's an age joke. Kind of like the fossilized cat he saw and called it by name.
Garland saying we must not allow the fractures to destroy us is in denial that it is not all his fault for not prosecuting Trump... Garland is clueless and needs to be replaced with someone who can do the job, find him another judgeship and get a real prosecutor into the job who can actually do it properly.
Old Seth... America's favorite lesbian.
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Seth... are making fun of Biden for being old? Lol, trust me, that makeup doesn't make you look THAT young. Dude, you look like a 50 year old uncle that borrows his nephew's clothes to look younger.
But is Biden old enough to have met an aging Warren Harding? No. That's called humor. Did CBS present an interview where our President seemed to prattle on and announce the end of a pandemic? Yes. Most agree to that consensus. Can we all take that in stride with grace and humor and not get our tidy whiteys all bunched up? Obviously not.
The difference between your barb and his would be the mean-spirited and childish return it appears to be.
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Im sure your trophy is on the way 🙄
She was 12 and I was 30-Joe Biden
"Melania was unattractive after having Barron" - Trump
Trump: "People say I'm the worst president ever."
Joe Brandon: "Hold my beer."
Biden is cleaning up the damage done by one of the worst presidents ever.
Hold my prune juice. I might fall off my trike again.
Trumpilstilskin ... ' I can declassify documents w/ my mind". Keep drinking the Orange Kool Aid Doge.
Would love to see trump on that same bike...
Trump isn't the worst president ever. Just the worst in history
damn lol. 2nd
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I think it is inappropriate to make jokes about Queen Elizabeth 11 funeral as it is distressing to those whose Monarch it is and to the billions of people who truly loved and admired her.
This show is stupid…
Perhaps, then, you shouldn't watch it?