Did CPAC have to hire people to be there? Kim G. Honey you don't need to scream. The audience was quite small and I'm pretty sure they could hear. And I'm pretty sure Pres isn't fazed.
If you saw Kimberly Gilfoyle in an episode of cops, she'd be on the dilapidated porch of an ancient and broken down "single wide" trailer, screaming about the neighbors, and you'd instantly know that she's about to be tazed.
@@peterlongprong7521 Turns out you only go to jail for street level crime. Fraud ok. Con-artist, no problem. Tip to wannabe criminals: run for congress or do higher crimes... otherwise, you got to jail! Plus you get paid bigger!! You aim too low!
Conservatives are legitimately pointing to Carlson's heavily edited Jan 6 footage as proof that it wasn't violent - as if we didn't just learn how quickly and easily he lies to his viewers. Conservatives are a special kind of stupid.
Hey, hey, don’t underestimate The Wigpussy; he just needs an american flag and a cellphone and he’ll be gleefully posting crap to youtube boasting that he’s the only guy on Ryker’s to get rectally violated three or four times EVERY SINGLE MORNING and his poll numbers STILL go up in the afternoon…..
I missed it the first time round, but isn’t it time to burn the Ruby Princess down to the waterline? It destroyed Australias covid control after releasing nearly three thousand people without any covid protocols into Sydney.
Where did she come from that woman who is going to be Trump's daughter in law? Do you feel a little sorry for her that she is going to have to prove herself worthy over and over and over again for the rest of her life? It might be exciting now as it is a new experience for a nobody to be a speaker at a national podium even though there were not many there? However, if she's going to have to keep that up and go from one outrageous point to more outrageous points for the rest of her married life then it could become a chore for her especially after she starts bearing grandchildren for Trump, right?
Why shouldnt Americans be given all the footage and be allowed to decide for themselves? Why do we have to rely on comedians to tell us what we need to believe? As a former democrat (now independent) it's disgusting to see the censorship that the democratic party is normalizing. Also it's pretty hilarious to hear people complaining about Tucker cherry picking the footage when he literally just revealed that Democrats have been cherry picking the footage lol
That Dead Man Walking footage that Tucker keeps parading around is putting Biden to shame - Trayvon's in his coffin - I know who put him there - I thought he was long gone - but instead he grew a pair
40,000 hours of video provided, Carlson chops it to around 8 minutes. That's 1 part in 300,000. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that he left out the parts that don't support Trump's narrative. Why defend Trump/MAGA in public, after all the things you said about him in private? 'Not red or blue...it's all about the green' R. Murdoch
@@bradleysmith9431 Trump actually enjoyed the violence and was happy people were watching it on Jan 6. The White House staff who were with him on that day testified (under oath) that he was gloating because all those people were fighting for him. He didn't care if Pence or anyone else was in danger. He's a menacing narcissist who cares only about his inflated ego, his wealth and his power. He has a dark soul and it is full of hate and vengeance.
did you see that Trump "tweeted" on Truth Social that the crowd was so big that they couldn't get anyone in the building - and he thanked firefighters for their help ~ the man is a pathological liar.
You can cherry pick the footage of the riots and come to the conclusion that it was peaceful, but you can not cherry pick all the footage of Tucker Carlson and make him look smart.
The 2023 CPAC drew only a hundred or so more people than a sock knitting conference held in 2009. Yes, that's right, a sock knitting conference drew more than 2000 people, including vendors and instructors. (Stephanie Pearl-McPhee's initial Sock Summit)
If the GOP was a person, it would have the honesty of George Santos, the brains of Lauren Boebert, the compassion of Marjorie Traitor Greene, the morals of Matt Gaetz, the integrity of Lindsey Graham, the spine of Kevin McCarthy and the personality of tRump.
You’re aware that half of the people you named think differently than the other half? If you’re over 50 it’s forgiven. If you’re not than you need to read more about what’s going on. You’re far from a progressive as well. Just falling into binary thinking of R vs D without realizing that you’ve been supporting American imperialism for the past 40 years.
Love your show even though I'm an Irishman living in Ireland, (rare breed ) a lot of it is lost on me, different celebs, but I still find myself laughing, must be the spud's.
The Starbucks reference reminds me of a time I went to Provo, Utah to visit BYU. When leaving Provo we stopped at a local Starbucks to buy coffee for the trip home to Idaho; 2 of us are coffee drinkers and needed the caffeine that early in the morning. My co-worker in front of me got the last coffee that had been brewed for the morning; I was told that it would take another 10 - 25 minutes to start another brewing if I wanted to wait. I ended up waiting to buy coffee at a convivence store closer to the Idaho border about 1 hours drive. How does Starbucks run out of of coffee early in the morning? Life is always full of unexpected surprises! 😣
Yep we get great news coverage from the late night entertainment show and something from the "news" channel (that says in court it's entertainment) that is neither news nor entertainment
Fun fact. When Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' own lawyers we were required to define "wokeism" for the court, the definition that they chose was remarkably reasonable: "... a view that there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to have policies that address them." It makes conservative outrage sound even more ridiculous, as if that were possible. They're screaming, crying, and melting over a totally reasonable thing. What's even more hilarious is that their OWN definition would define Religious Freedom as "woke", because freedom to practice your religion was a policy adopted to address a systemic injustice. But they'll say "that's not woke, only the things I don't like are woke." And so it becomes clear what their game is using the term as a cover for their own racism and bigotry to make removing protections and undoing policies more palatable.
Tuckems is calling the Capitol Police liars. He needs to be expunged. The little girl in Dr. Seuss' "The Cat In The Hat Comes Back" gets the Cat in the Hat (Tuckems) and Thing 1 (Shawn) and Thing 2 (Laura) to tuck (pun intended) tail and leave the house.
I'm sure im not the first to say this, but, shouldn't it have been, T.J., Max, and Cole? doesnt that make more sense? I guess that just slipped by them, but i've watched the clip twice now, and just felt like commenting. = )
wow a conference without the "nazi" symbol.. I guess they couldn't splurge for one this time around? like they did last year, as their stage floor lol.
_LNSM_ is the only late-night shoe where the host highlights his writers so much that even when a segment has a title card graphic with a disembodied voice-over all his loyal viewers instantly recognize him as "oh yeah that's John Lutz"
Damn, my kids school play was more crowded than CPAC was this year.
Did CPAC have to hire people to be there? Kim G. Honey you don't need to scream. The audience was quite small and I'm pretty sure they could hear. And I'm pretty sure Pres isn't fazed.
“NO I can’t stop YELLIN’. ‘Cause THAT’S just how I TALK!!!”
- Kim Guilfoyle, probably
If you saw Kimberly Gilfoyle in an episode of cops, she'd be on the dilapidated porch of an ancient and broken down "single wide" trailer, screaming about the neighbors, and you'd instantly know that she's about to be tazed.
@@user-fi7ju4nj9b You forgot a Camel Unfiltered dangling precariously.
(I thought about _Virginia Slims 100s_ but that seemed a li'l complex)
Kim G, has obviously been taking lessons from Mike Lindell, beat the supporters over the head no wonder there's only 3 people and a dog at CPAC
She's got a serious frown. Fish lips
Gargoyle probably blasted the other ten people out of the room.
The audience all came disguised as furniture
I'll be she's naturally THAT loud, that level is her indoor speaking voice.
Only 2 volumes, Fog horn or Banshee..DJTJ must live with earplugs 24/7
Fox News to the courts; "we lie to our viewers". Fox viewers to Fox News; "no you do not, you do not know what you are talking about".
The comment section over there is mortifying.
Fox News viewers are faith-based, not evidence-based. They're always going to believe whatever they _want_ to be true, regardless of the evidence.
I'm confused how Fox hasn't entirely violated their FCC broadcast license - and should have it yanked.
that would end their BS overnight.
@@peterlongprong7521 Turns out you only go to jail for street level crime. Fraud ok. Con-artist, no problem. Tip to wannabe criminals: run for congress or do higher crimes... otherwise, you got to jail! Plus you get paid bigger!! You aim too low!
Conservatives are legitimately pointing to Carlson's heavily edited Jan 6 footage as proof that it wasn't violent - as if we didn't just learn how quickly and easily he lies to his viewers.
Conservatives are a special kind of stupid.
I'd love to see trump run a campaign from a cell on Rikers island
Hey, hey, don’t underestimate The Wigpussy; he just needs an american flag and a cellphone and he’ll be gleefully posting crap to youtube boasting that he’s the only guy on Ryker’s to get rectally violated three or four times EVERY SINGLE MORNING and his poll numbers STILL go up in the afternoon…..
Governor High Heels of Florida is such a drag.
This guy is just fantastic. One of the best!
I have one message for Kim. It Is Time To Get Some Help!!!!
He is so much fun. Calm & Hilarious 😆 !
Gilfoil reminds of a garish Quasimoto.
SETH;
I LOVED the Rach’ joke 😏
Correction: 5:40 TJ, Max, and Cole would surely be Tucker Carlson’s THREE sons, right?
You nailed it!
Girl with the phone 1:15 us not even paying attention to the screaming lady 🤣😅
Everyone just ignores the couple that ran around Australia- 365 marathons in 365 days……..
Please tell me more
@@MongooseJeffOfficial couple, think they were in their sixties. They ran a marathon a day for a year. All the way around Australia.
I would rather see Fox Entertainment taken off the air! Tucker stirring up the Extremist Lunatic Trumper's.
This weekened stephEn colBert, Jimmy FalloN, and SetH MeYers only in Las Vegas, NV
Will somebody please get Miss Kim a new makeup artist and some voice lessons?! Good God, what a horror.
"Where is everybody?" is the same question asked by Enrico Fermi... 🤔
Why was Kimberly yelling? Because the ten people scattered across the room were 85 years old and about deaf.
Seth, how about Arby's serves green roast beef on St Patty's Day??3 leaf ☘️🍀☘️
I missed it the first time round, but isn’t it time to burn the Ruby Princess down to the waterline? It destroyed Australias covid control after releasing nearly three thousand people without any covid protocols into Sydney.
Is there a laugh track? I hate to say it, but the laughs all sound the same.
Where did she come from that woman who is going to be Trump's daughter in law?
Do you feel a little sorry for her that she is going to have to prove herself worthy over and over and over again for the rest of her life? It might be exciting now as it is a new experience for a nobody to be a speaker at a national podium even though there were not many there? However, if she's going to have to keep that up and go from one outrageous point to more outrageous points for the rest of her married life then it could become a chore for her especially after she starts bearing grandchildren for Trump, right?
What's with the medical tourism lips, Gargoyle?
"where is everybody"
dead from catching covid, probably
1:17 Is that Michael Reeves?
He's cute with his shear sleeve yum.
Curious how many in both Putin and Trump's acquaintance are tripping, and not in a good way.
💜
And then the "Where is everybody?" segment spawned a new children's book "Where's Wally and Friends?"
Horrible screamer. Her mum. Must never put manners on her🤢
This episode is quite meta.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why shouldnt Americans be given all the footage and be allowed to decide for themselves? Why do we have to rely on comedians to tell us what we need to believe? As a former democrat (now independent) it's disgusting to see the censorship that the democratic party is normalizing. Also it's pretty hilarious to hear people complaining about Tucker cherry picking the footage when he literally just revealed that Democrats have been cherry picking the footage lol
Put carleson pro prison
😂😂🤣🤣
That Dead Man Walking footage that Tucker keeps parading around is putting Biden to shame - Trayvon's in his coffin - I know who put him there - I thought he was long gone - but instead he grew a pair
Repeat?!
I mean it's all five days taped together?
Traitor Trucker Carlson should be put in Jail!
I have ZERO interest in reading "the courage believe mountains of lies and to be fascist"
1st
What’s the name of this show? I’m an a-hole all week?
40,000 hours of video provided, Carlson chops it to around 8 minutes.
That's 1 part in 300,000.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that he left out the parts that don't support Trump's narrative.
Why defend Trump/MAGA in public, after all the things you said about him in private?
'Not red or blue...it's all about the green' R. Murdoch
They already have showed you the worst parts. I guarantee you your king wouldn't hold that back from his subjects.
@@bradleysmith9431 Trump actually enjoyed the violence and was happy people were watching it on Jan 6. The White House staff who were with him on that day testified (under oath) that he was gloating because all those people were fighting for him. He didn't care if Pence or anyone else was in danger. He's a menacing narcissist who cares only about his inflated ego, his wealth and his power. He has a dark soul and it is full of hate and vengeance.
Where is everybody? Her flying monkeys must have scared them off.
And they aren't even union monkeys!
did you see that Trump "tweeted" on Truth Social that the crowd was so big that they couldn't get anyone in the building - and he thanked firefighters for their help ~ the man is a pathological liar.
She scared them off with her rally screech.
Don Orange, kimberly gargoyle, coke jr, ivanka, jared and eric all national treasures god bles them, the world best family of grifters!
Trump should take a good look at Kimberly Guilfoyle before saying anyone looks like a horse.
You know he did 😉!
You can cherry pick the footage of the riots and come to the conclusion that it was peaceful, but you can not cherry pick all the footage of Tucker Carlson and make him look smart.
I like to think that Kimberly Guilfoyle shouts like that when she’s at home in order to speak to Don (sniff the white stuff) jar.
Tucker Carlson's laugh sounds like one you'd expect from a portly old rich lady with a pince-nez and a poodle with a diamond collar.
I'm pretty sure that's not happenstance.
😂😂😂
_from a portly old rich lady with a pince-nez and a poodle with a diamond collar_
...and wearing a coat made from dalmatian puppies. :)
Geez, what a mean thing to say about plump elderly women who love dogs and bling! Tucker's creepy laugh is in a vile class by itself.
What ever you do... dont address the subject of his reporting. Just stick to personal insults.
The 2023 CPAC drew only a hundred or so more people than a sock knitting conference held in 2009. Yes, that's right, a sock knitting conference drew more than 2000 people, including vendors and instructors. (Stephanie Pearl-McPhee's initial Sock Summit)
I really wish this show played in Australia. Discovered it during Covid, but have just been watching clips on TH-cam. Such a great show!
Seth, we need you, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to get together and destroy the right wing propaganda machine once and for all.
And see if you can get John Oliver too
Late night talkshow hosts are your saviors? Tucker was right. Lefties are insane
Hum! That can work 💪 I'm with you on this
And Jimmy Kimmel!
@@biancailie184 Yes, I agree. He and Jimmy Kimmel and it would be perfect. 🙌🏻🙏🏻
I just love how much fun Seth is having, makes it even better!
Man, it's like you see a follow-up Starbuck's joke on every corner nowadays.
If the GOP was a person, it would have the honesty of George Santos, the brains of Lauren Boebert, the compassion of Marjorie Traitor Greene, the morals of Matt Gaetz, the integrity of Lindsey Graham, the spine of Kevin McCarthy and the personality of tRump.
You’re aware that half of the people you named think differently than the other half? If you’re over 50 it’s forgiven. If you’re not than you need to read more about what’s going on. You’re far from a progressive as well. Just falling into binary thinking of R vs D without realizing that you’ve been supporting American imperialism for the past 40 years.
you really nailed it!
Well stated
And the demonic laugh of Tucker Carlson.
lol that combo makes Frankenstein look like a genius move
How much do you think tucker Carlson paid for his toupee?
Was that Gorge Santos in drag?
there's a special flavor of joy watching Seth fly too close to the sun with his Starbucks jokes
I heard more children cheering for Guilfoyle than adults at 1:15.
I feel bad for those kids.
Kimmie Tinfoil hat Gillfoil...Coked out again, I see.
Kimberly looks like she cleans algae off fishtanks.
I watch this to get context for corrections
Love your show even though I'm an Irishman living in Ireland, (rare breed ) a lot of it is lost on me, different celebs, but I still find myself laughing, must be the spud's.
I look forward every day to see Seth
And how we need much more than camp legune for long-term cancer effects at Palestine Ohio 🎉
When I was in a hard rock band in high school we drew more people. And we sucked.
Florida Governor - Ron DeSantis - Book - "The Courage To Be Free"
Queen singer - Freddie Mercury - Song - "I want to Break Free"
Discuss
Can you believe that Kimberley Guilfoyle used to be married to Calif Governor Gavin Newsom! True.
I'm sure he's regretted it ever since.
The Starbucks reference reminds me of a time I went to Provo, Utah to visit BYU. When leaving Provo we stopped at a local Starbucks to buy coffee for the trip home to Idaho; 2 of us are coffee drinkers and needed the caffeine that early in the morning. My co-worker in front of me got the last coffee that had been brewed for the morning; I was told that it would take another 10 - 25 minutes to start another brewing if I wanted to wait. I ended up waiting to buy coffee at a convivence store closer to the Idaho border about 1 hours drive. How does Starbucks run out of of coffee early in the morning? Life is always full of unexpected surprises! 😣
I feel your pain… Hope you never had to hunt for coffee again
Hahah cause it's being run by idiots. I work for sbux. And they're a lot of ratchet Starbucks'
Does this kimberly yell like that at home too? She scares the crap out of me.
Pete for President
Drumpf Jr girlfriend starting to look like a gargoyle ...
She’s (?) too terrifying for a friendly little gargoyle. An alien, maybe? Did you notice her pointer fingers? Yikes!
Seth is the best. It's kind of sad that a talk show like this has more integrity and honest than Fox News does.
Yep we get great news coverage from the late night entertainment show and something from the "news" channel (that says in court it's entertainment) that is neither news nor entertainment
There is a striking similarity between Tucker and Donald as pictured here. Same inconclusive features; lack of eye contact.
“union monkeys” 😂
Our Gov in Flori-duh is #GovFattyPants
There's a very, very strong chance, a virtual certainty, that Guilfoyle has disemboweled at least one adult human with that talon.
Woke is an adjective derived from African-American Vernacular English meaning "alert to racial prejudice and discrimination".
Fun fact. When Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' own lawyers we were required to define "wokeism" for the court, the definition that they chose was remarkably reasonable: "... a view that there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to have policies that address them." It makes conservative outrage sound even more ridiculous, as if that were possible. They're screaming, crying, and melting over a totally reasonable thing. What's even more hilarious is that their OWN definition would define Religious Freedom as "woke", because freedom to practice your religion was a policy adopted to address a systemic injustice. But they'll say "that's not woke, only the things I don't like are woke." And so it becomes clear what their game is using the term as a cover for their own racism and bigotry to make removing protections and undoing policies more palatable.
ROFL that was way funnier than usual, more so because even with jokes aside, the news is higher quality than most of the news outlets, hah!
That was a hit new segment!😃
Tuckems is calling the Capitol Police liars. He needs to be expunged. The little girl in Dr. Seuss' "The Cat In The Hat Comes Back" gets the Cat in the Hat (Tuckems) and Thing 1 (Shawn) and Thing 2 (Laura) to tuck (pun intended) tail and leave the house.
I'm sure im not the first to say this, but, shouldn't it have been, T.J., Max, and Cole? doesnt that make more sense? I guess that just slipped by them, but i've watched the clip twice now, and just felt like commenting. = )
Wonder how long Kimberly Guileful will be DJTJ's "fiance", I mean there's other opportunities to marry. Or sh*t to yell about.
wow a conference without the "nazi" symbol.. I guess they couldn't splurge for one this time around? like they did last year, as their stage floor lol.
What happened? So sick of this criminal world.
Kimberly G looks so manly while Jr looks so girly
“Where is everybody?” Guilfoyle clearly ate the other audience members. Seriously, is she an actual troll?
I have just realized I love Seth Meyers. He has me lol'ing all by myself instead of doing my work 🤣😂🤣😂
Q
How does Kimberly Guilfoyles jawbone keep getting wider?
A story would be, who is paying the service provider for "Truth Social"? It's not Trump.
They should call it "Please Stay Hidden Ranch" ice cream...
This is the only good place that can make me laugh at news why did Trevor have to leave the daily show
_LNSM_ is the only late-night shoe where the host highlights his writers so much that even when a segment has a title card graphic with a disembodied voice-over all his loyal viewers instantly recognize him as "oh yeah that's John Lutz"
Kimmie sure knows what is expected of a republican woman lol
Seths Tucker impression is so good I can't even jackal it. I wait week after week for him to fumble and nah
I used to love Mitch Hedburg ....
Kimberly is not very attractive IMO
She needs a makeup consultant.
Kimberley Guilfoyle is literally just living eye makeup at this point.
I just saw a Russian ad with Elon Musk in it for Tesla!! 😳