Fidel Castro's Dairy Adventures
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ก.ค. 2016
- Yeah, I got the idea from an /r/todayilearned post. So sue me.
Sources:
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Intro and outro song:
"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"What if we make cows, that are the size of dogs..."
So... A Goat?
hmmmmm _tilts screen_
Jer_E yes but aparently a goat is not enough for some people.
But goat milk taste nastu and the cheese is OK
Poppy Peridot your just getting the wrong milk. Each goat breed has another taist. To be more like cow you need Nubian or Nigerian dwarf milk. They have a high butter fat like cows milk makes it sweeter and creamyer. Other goats are more water taisting not as thick and known for their volume they milk at. Lastly needs to be from a dairy that keeps the bucks far away from the does when they are in milk. The buck musk makes the does have bad taisting milk. Its all about the herd you get your milk from
What about goats the size of a cow?!
That's how he survived all the assassination attempts, his bones were too strong.
Fuckin, Mr.Bones but he's the strongest material in the entire galaxy.
The sad thing is that milk actually weakens your bones so my Commie boy was like a toothpick😂
@@northernarctic8339 wait what
SG21337 yeah milk isn’t even that great for you at all.
Northern Arctic wrong, milk IS good for you, but our digestive systems aren’t made for milk. Which can lead to us dealing sick after eating milk, giving the illusion that it’s bad for you.
I love how the story of the CIA poisoning Fidel Castro's milkshake is one of the "less interesting" dairy related stories from Castro's life.
I mean, by one count, there were 638 such attempts.
it's also one of the less interesting assassination attempts that was carried out. my favorite is still the one where the CIA hired his ex-lover to kill him, and then she ended up spilling the plan and having sex with him instead
@@reinatr4848 That must just be a cover story for a milkshake company accidentally exporting contaminated milkshakes
Huh his milkshake really brings all the boys in the yard
If you didn't think the CIA would try such a stunt, you're new to this world. It's less whacky compared to the more goofy stuff.
As cuban myself, Coppelia has the best ice cream u can imagine, it is an italian recipe actually so it explains a lot of things
Scale of 1-10 how good?
Yo vivia en vedado cerca del coppelia, ojala volver :(
@@graggyicelan5416 no me referia literalmente, me explique mal lmfao. Solo decia ojala volver en el tiempo, cuando era pequeño y no tenia que preocuparme por mucho
ok now i do want to go to cuba sometime
for like a 3 day vacation
i wanna try that.
(might fuck around and become a fascist dictator, we'll see)
@@graggyicelan5416 well thats expected from a man whos obsessed with it. Now the question is will the quality stands up now that the strictest quality controller is no more.
Or will he haunts the place if the milkshake doesnt bring all the boys in the yard?
USA:Is building nuclear missiles
USSR:Is building space satellites
Cuba:Is creating super cows
I would pay to see super cows destroying satellites and nuclear weapons
Lol
sometimes even a dictatorship can do good
I mean, he completely ignored that he's on Cuba and that there is a reason why there are no cows, but at least he tried to share Ice cream and dairy products with his comrades.... or something.
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volc
"I'm sorry *are you disrespecting my cheese?"*
"In My HoUsE, On My IsLaNd???"
I like cheese
It makes me weak at the knees
So please let me receive
The glorious cheese
@@SlothHub *big shauq*
You disrespect the cheese, you disrespect me
I can walk the cheese
To this day, you get more jail time for killing a cow in Cuba than you do for killing a person. Castro deadass valued cows over people and that law IS STILL A THING
I need to move
Wait, so are hamburgers and food made of cow outlawed or do they have a pass or use a substitute meat?
@@thatfiremanguy3033 human meat maybe?
@@thatfiremanguy3033 Cow meat exists its just more expensive. Pretty sure it takes paperwork to kill a cow even if its your own.
@@thatfiremanguy3033 well they don’t have fast food there AND cow meat is owned entirely by the Cuban government so as long as its sold by government owned restaurants (which is all of them unless you illegally have your own restaurant) then it’s fine to eat if you pay for it, though it’s usually overpriced and not that good since like sam said, cows don’t thrive in Cuba so the meat isn’t the best. Hope this helps clear that up! :)
I visited Cuba once, and I can say they had some of the best ice cream I’ve ever had. Castro had something going right.
I imagine a large part of it was embargos.
A big problem with Cuba before Castro was basically that all of the sugar it produced would be shipped to America and the. Products would be shipped back to Cuba and marked up by a thousand percent.
Things like candy and icecrean flavored with sugar where things that mostly happened because of Cuban farmers toiling on plantations owned by Americans and aristocrats.
I imagine to him it was mostly a mission to make it so Cuba could make the product many of these people worked so hard to produce in the past and bring it to there families.
Reason I say this is because Castro is well known for having projects like these and also he for any fault he had started everything because of his experience being the son of a shitty plantation owner( he was a bastard so he slept in a shed)
Also ice cream is badass
@@parkerlong2658 a "large part of it" was the authoritarian imposition of an economic system that has failed every time it was tried and has led to poverty and hardship in every instance.
@@jsquared1013Laughable. So Haiti the highly neoliberal country is so much better? Also funny this implies Cuba was better before... No it was basically an economic US colony, where slavery was still a thing under a horrible corrupt dictatorship. Comparably it got muuuuch better. Also mean to tell me the US isn't authoritarian? Where do we always hear about police brutality? Who has the highest prison population? To think the US government, which has terrorised and killed millions of people in the name of economic interest and political power, has any moral high ground to impose an embargo which has deprived regular citizens of medical aid and access to basic needs is utterly absurd. Every single UN member country has voted against the embargo as unhumanitarian (besides Israel and the US), so the consensus is also quite clear.
Stop the embargo.
@@jsquared1013you know he was elected right? Do you even know what communism is specifically?
@@jsquared1013 *SLIGHT COMPLIMENT TOWARDS NON-US ALIGNED COUNTRY DETECTED. EMERGENCY GOMMUNISM COPYPASTA DEPLOYED*
The funny thing is that when this video came out Castro was still alive
Probably got a heart attack when he saw the video.
Wait *_what_*
I didn’t know that, holy hEck
WHAT I didn't know that either
Ikr
@@AnonymousFrogNG he was busy eating 18 scoops of ice cream
Imagine WWIII kickstarting just because Castro dissed the French's cheese.
The French would just wave a flag whiter than the finest dairy 🏳
Yeah because France and Cuba were relevant world powers
@@spring1242 Unlike Austria-Hungary, right? I mean there is no way a random nation could bring the world to that...
Well, they did invade mexico in 1838 because of some soldier's vandalization of a cake shop (there were tensions already, but that was used as the justificating cassus belli).
@@spring1242 cuba was allies with the soviets, so if france decided to use the dissing of cheese to declare war, the soviet union would declare wwar on france, the americans would declare war on the soviets, so on and so on, and the world litteraly ends
Fun Fact: I've actually been to Copellia, and it's still one of the best looking parts of the entire city of Havana.
yeah was the ice cream tasty
@@bruhsauce644 I’m pretty sure they also have tons of smaller copellias all over Cuba. Oh and yeah it’s good.
@@terrestrialcreature7481 yeah that’s just like having one super store per country and no other store
that's not saying much when Havana looks like shit
“At this point, the average dairy queen would have given up”
*”but castro’s more that a dairy queen”*
*”HE’S A DAIRY DICTATOR”*
OH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MF
ok
ok
@@user-ew9jy3tj2o ok
Fun fact, there’s a street in Ecuador called Castro’s cow
What...
@@jaystreet46 this comment is kinda gay bro
@@kazmakazii I know that’s what I said! Just a bit more eloquently than you
@@jaystreet46 no you are just a boring person
They named a street after his mother?
Castro: "I want a dog-sized cow."
Scientists:" Eh,, my commesar. We call that a goat ."
Was about to say that. "You want a dog-sized cow that's heat resistant and can live in a confined space? That's a goat."
_Sky_ *our
That was my first thought, why not import this magical thing called a "goat"
Because goat milk is a lot more salty than cow milk
@@Demonslayer20111 Also smells fucking terrible, the cheese is good though.
"Castro's dairy adventures" sounds like either silence shitty documentary for kids about how calcium is for thicc bones, or the greatest porno ever made.
i don't wanna think about the second one I DON'T WANNA THINK ABOUT THE SECOND ONE-
Elaborate please
@@BronzetheGolden replace dairy with the that’s white and associated with pornos
Castro’s Bizarre Adventure
🤨📸
The dog-sized cow thing is actually real now. There's even a farmer in Iowa who has been breeding and selling miniature cattle so people can keep them as pets. Seems Fidel was ahead of his time on that one.
Goats have existed for thousands of years
There's a guy in India selling micro mini cows
Smaller than dogs
The three C's of Castro
Communism
Cuba
Calcium
4. *C O W S*
So Castro doesn't begin with "C"?
5. Castration
*_-Colf-_*
Castro, Communism, Cuba, Calcium, Cows, Cheese
"I'm sorry, are you disrespecting my cheese?" sounds like something straight out of a Monty Python sketch
Yeah!
“No we do not have any cheese in the cheese shop”
how dare you diss my cheese
"Blessed be the cheesemakers"
Too true
"They are UDDERLY superior" criminally underrated pun.
*udderrated
I noticed that too, I wondered whether that was a coincidence or on purpose
benito mussolini: *literally lives off two glasses of milk a day
fidel castro: FINALLY. A WORTHY OPPONENT.
imagine if he became lactose intolerant in the middle of his life
He would've just dedicated an entire research devision to finding a "cure" and then overdose on lactose pills
I mean I doubt he would have been perturbed a lot of lactose intolerant people today barely care unless they have really bad reactions or cramping
Probably did, and that's not good if you are 90 years old.
@@Shadow-gc6le Like me, I'm lactose intolerant and I love milk (I'm eating a bowl of cereal right now), I just fart a lot.
@@adrianbigboss5685 when I drink milk, it makes me super sick, lots comes out of both ends :")
When he finds out that he lives in the milky way
*nut*
LMFAOOOOO
Underrated comment lmfao
Yeah
@@dontreadmydescription4473 Weak
@XxBean_PlayzxX Yes, he drinks so much milk he nuts milk
The plan of a giant air conditioner is real, but he didn’t end like that. He said that the Canadian cows could produce the same amount of milk only refrigerating their heads so he ordered to build a kind of air conditioned tunnel where cows put their heads while milking the body on the outside. I’m Cuban :)
Neat, it's been 5 months but has life in Cuba been good to you lately?
@@GameMasterWLC I'm interested as well. Say hi to him for me if you get a reply
Does work
Even more hilarious
@@GameMasterWLC they probably live in Miami
"But like the astronaut he is, Castro held on to his dream of finding the Milky Way."
Sam O'Nella humor hits different. I love it.
“I’m sorry are you disrespecting my cheese?
In my house?
*On my island* ?!”
At this time of year?
At this time of day?
on my country
on my earth
In my Milky Way
In my universe
*our jkjk i'm kidding its a joke
In front of my salad
Made exclusively from 38 different cheeses?
in my TIMELINE!?
**Laced milkshake brings Fidel to the yard**
**He says, it's better than yours**
**He insists, it's better than yours**
**Agree or get the firing squad**
Wife of Kastro was kinsman of Tito - last dictator of Cuba, Kastro was sun of landlord from family of spanish colonisators in last , father hate this seeing died before time of revilution, he take lands from landlord and himself and give that to farmers (slaves became farmers) in first days when he came to the power, he rebuild Cuba from colony with slaves and landlord that supported by US mafia and CIA like big american kazino with drugs and bichs that and how are poor slaves of landlords how can't to buy something without that they do in land of landlord to Republic with socialist way of development , Kuba have most highest level of medicine in the world today, but life under US sanctions and without support of Soviet Union still very poor this days, you know anything about Kuba without propaganda that named Kastro by dictator
Alan Malan jesus what language are you speaking
Alan Malan
*I’m sorry, W H A T*
Are you making the milkshake to the yard joke? It's not very good and if not you had a prime opportunity
MainCherry why are you contradicting yourself
I visited Coppelia when I went to Cuba, the ice cream is pretty good and they served it with fruit which was great. Unfortunately we had to go to the visitors section because the complex actually has a section for Cuban citizens only. It’s not a whole city block but it’s still really big like an outdoor amphitheater and it’s in a nicer area for the most part, though everywhere is poor
As a Cuban this is the most hilariously thing I’ve ever heard, the mention of Copelia took me out of commission 😂
hope things are gettting better with you guys! stay safe and awesome out there!
@@fahadalghamdi9316 thank you, sadly it gets worse everyday, many die from hunger or from standing up to the “government”, and the economy gets worse and more corrupted every day. But that will never stop us from laughing, having fun, and surviving. Hopefully life takes action and truly gives us freedom in our own country. And if your wondering about Copelia, there is only one Copelia still open in cuba(in Havana) and they only serve 3 or 4 flavors(vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, and sometimes neopoliton)
*_Calcium Castro: Bone is unbreakable._*
Phantom dairy
Calcium tendency
Lactose Crusaders
Bone is unbreakable
Golden Milk
Broke: JoJo
Woke: CaCa
Dairy Ocean
Calcium Bone Run
IceCreamium
Wtf is going on
@@jackryan2612 my thought exactly
Just after the "he's lactose intolerant" part, my phone lost connection, so i just had to stare into dairy mans cold dead eyes as he reacted to the news.
Just go back 60 seconds
@@Ihaveagasmask you've missed the point...
@@Ihaveagasmask Sadly doesn’t work if you loose internet connection completely
@@mirowhzo5750 well the thing saves 60 seconds so you can keep watching a 60 second video
Cold- see what ya did there!
Fun fact, when swedish prime minister Olof Palme visited Cuba as the first western leader to do so, Castro asked (among other things) how much milk swedish cows produce. Palme didn't know (I guess most people doesn't know how much milk ones nations cows produce).
"He also tried to create house cows, but this failed" oh wait until he meets Rani the world's smallest cow
Due to my dyslexia, I thought the video was titled "Fidel Castro's Diary Adventures" and that somehow Sam got a hold of Castro's personal diary and would read some wacky excerpts.
RockinPhil117
“Overthrew a fascist.”
“Almost destroyed America.”
“Milk lol.”
“Dodged another assassination.”
That would've been amazing tho
RockinPhil117 I read that as diary too, except I’m not dyslexic.
due to my dyslexia, I kept reading diary as dairy and was very confused with this comment oof
By reading this comment, I finally realized this adventure about dairy did not come Fidel’s diary.
Note: Castro Died only a couple of months after this video was posted, meaning it's entirely possible FIDEL CASTRO saw this video.
"Wow."
Huh. Every day you learn some more
And this is true. He died on November 15th of 2016. Only four months after the publishing of this video.
@@yipee11037 this video killed him
Pretty sure he was busy, y'know. slowly dying. And didn't have time for TH-cam.
Having a Frenchman eat your cheese and then ask if it’s better than the French variety you might as well spit on the flag itself lol
It’s like if someone said “we make pretty good syrup, probably better than yours”
To a Canadian it just hits a part of your core ya know
“The breeding efforts were mostly a BUST” this was way funnier than I think it was meant to be
I went to Coppelia back in 2018 and man that place was massive. Imagine a stadium but it’s like a massive atrium filled with stores and vendors that sell nothing but ice cream and cheese
All that to sell 3 flavors of ice cream and a waiting line for hours
80
That sounds like heaven
@@thegreengamer5702 it would be hell if you were lactose intolerant
@@pastaroni8683 I'm a dairy loving lactose intolerant, bring the hell to me
2:45 those cows have 4 legs and a hand.
*What?*
Dude, idk
These are actually their love shafts.
its their udders
It’s UDDER art... ok I’ll stop now
What u talking about I see no problem
There is actally an indian cow breed small enough to live inside the house. Breed name is Punganur, it is also known for producing good milk.
I just googled Punganur, they are adorable
4:12 *excuse me what the fuck is this shit*
It’s milk
It's milk, can't you see?
Funny thing, there are miniature cows and they can produce about 1 gallon of milk per milking plus they can adapt to all environments.
We call them goats yes
Why are you reading this ? Ibdeed
Christopher Holt according to the Guiness book of world records the smallest cow in the world stands at a record 26 inches
Damn that’s small
Even in space
3:39 um excuse me
Castronaut
Badum pshh
Thank you comrade.
Lol... I laugh at dumb jokes.......
I thought the same thing just a year later xd
'BA DUM _snaps neck_
It has just occurred to me, that if Castro had been able to have tiny milk cows inside his home, he would have turned into what is basically a crazy cat lady, but he was a crazy cow man.
Fidel is the type of guy to tell a lactose-intolerant guy to just tolerate the lactose
the worst part is that you're not making this up
The Tactical Guy you commies need to get it together
Mr. Murica Excuse me?! We COULD revolt and create a perfect utopia, if we WERE together.
+SFSR Ball agreed SFSR ball
SFSR Ball a perfect utopia of purges?
Mr. Murica Stalinism =\= Communism, and plus Capitalist Conservative pigs like you have purges, they're called 'imprisonment' (although to be more specfic, it's drug addiction and minor crime imprisonment) and you enslave and have people partying while millions starve.
“Like the time the CIA tried to poison his milkshake”
EXCUSE ME WHAT? THIS HAPPENED???
The US tried to kill him over 600 times, this was one of em
I heard they even put a bomb in one of his cigars, and one in his phone
@@cormacabbey2404 professionals as in getting paid for it , or as in being good at it because... you know... Castro
Didn’t they also rig a cigar of his with an explosive
Cormac Abbey “like our own” you say it like you’re proud of your country’s actions. Also, not everyone on the internet is American FYI. I know it’s hard for Americans to understand they’re not the only country with internet access, don’t worry.
I love how Sam is secretly a game grumps fan.
5:10 So goats and sheep?
You cant milk sheep
@@LTD538 yes you can
@@LTD538not with that attitude
"This bitch still juicy"
* derp cow draw *
Man i love this channel.
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gulliver feelsbadman
gulliver durp?
wit year u in
Anyone who says derp now will be shot by a sniper
Alex
Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp
"He went intercontinentally ballistic" is the best line I've ever heard.
"India hasn't got shit on Castro's cos worshipping" hahahaha
Udderly superior
"Whats a nigga gotta do to get some eel dick" - sam
Jordan Nguyen I CBM to make a good pun
Jordan Nguyen k
I’m surprised Castro didn’t breed heat-resistant cows immediately.
Instead he had to build an air conditioning complex before doing it.
everyday I just realize I miss him more and more
Castro or Sam O'nella? I can't help you with the first one, but Sam's back finally.
He can't enjoy dairy no mo
*no moo, you mean.
you beat me to it 1 month early
Hyru two months :-;
Spiciest Meme Lord Alec I
Too soon
This was the first time a story sounded so stupid that I had to research.
Is it mostly true? (Too lazy to do research)
Qaseem Tak it's completely true:D
Amphafan noice
I grew up in cuba and even tho I was born after ubre blanca died i still know her story, because castro made her legacy last long
You must not keep up with the news.
i have rewatched all of your videos at least 20 times
the amount of dairy puns in this video genuinely brings a tear to my eye
Dairy Queen
Castro: 😒
Dairy *dictator*
Castro: 😏
LOL
brimreaper 1104 (“
Don't you mean DICKtator?
I wouldn't like to be called the opposite of my gender too. XD
@@efrenangeles7386 sorry if i offended anyone. That was only joke that popped up in my head. Didnt realize that it was bad until i got reminded like after 3 weeks
Castro: *eats 18 scoops of ice cream after a meal*
Kim jong un: are u challenging me?
Finally, a worthy opponent!
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Donald trump has entered the chat.
People in North Korea: you guys have meals?
Hes ded
Im using you as an information source on my school project
5:02 goats
RIP THE DAIRY KING
*Dictator
+Luke Grzywacz How dare you call communist king?!
*Queen
hail the dairy dic
Dairy Dictator!
Fidel Castro: I like long walks on the beach, milk, and surviving assassination attempts
100
638 of 'em, in fact
Using this as inspiration for a school project rn, thanks Sam!
2:07 "Tropico" series in a nutshell
"Udderly superior"
"they are not *laughing cows* by any means"
"path to the MILKY-way"
The writing is so clever!
AlphaIkaros it’s udderly superior
He milked the writing for everything it had.
What dairing comment.
how TITIllating
very cheesy jokes
"Zebus originated from India"
"They're mostly just raised for their meat"
*"India"*
*"Raised for their meat"*
Somethings worng I can feel it
Don't worry. Their meat suck. I'd say they are way ahead of cows in living expectations XD
Well it's quite complicated.
I'll explain everything (obviously I'm Indian)
Back then every indian family (which were mostly joint) owned atleast a cow and calf (because it's bad to separate child from mother) to meet their daily needs of milk. They produce enough milk for a family.
Indians raised cows for milk not for meat. We used to treat cows like mother and you can't cook your mother.
But when Castro though that Indian cows would be suitable he brought them in Cuba. But peope in Cuba don't believed cows as their mother so they eat them.
Because these indian cows produce less milk to meet family needs NOT country needs so they should be used in some other way and that was for meat
@@vaibhavyadav5462 well the not eating cow thingy started later as Hinduism developed
earlier cow meat was100% eaten ,and was also sacrificed in the proto indo European community
@@aryyancarman705 theyre still eaten today
This entire story becomes a whole lot more understandable when you remember how hot Cuba is to be honest.
Okay, but can we take a second to appreciate how Sam pronounces words from other languages so flawlessly?
I thought he would say *CASTRONAUT* instead of Astronaut.
That sounds kinda.. painful...
@@MrSnaztastic NO
Missed opportunity
Will regret forever for the mistake
DONT READ” MY DESCRIPTION!1
Levels of milk loving from lowest to highest:
1. I don’t look like milk
2. Milk is interesting
3. Milk is delicious
4. Milk is the best
5. Milk is my water
6. I wish I have an udder
7. I wish I bleed milk
8. Bones hard as Minecraft bedrock
9. Fidel Castro
D A N I DEVS
Ima 7
Dairy actual leaches calcium from your bones... Don't believe the hype lol
Joe Callister if what you say is true, then my skeleton would have fallen apart by now. And also, that fact only works for people who are lactose intolerant.
Health implications of dairy consumption.
1. 1/4 to 1/3 cup of dairy milk per day is associated with a 30% increased risk of breast cancer. One cup daily= 50% Up to two cups= 70-80%:
academic.oup.com/ije/advance-article-abstract/doi/10.1093/ije/dyaa007/5743492?redirectedFrom=fulltext
2. The New England Journal of Medicine, raises questions about milk’s purported benefits and dairy’s impact on the planet:
www.forksoverknives.com/new-harvard-review-finds-little-evidence-dairy-supposed-health-benefits?_ke=eyJrbF9lbWFpbCI6ICJkcnNib2JhbmRsaXpAeWFob28uY29tIiwgImtsX2NvbXBhbnlfaWQiOiAiS0NITkVhIn0%3D#gs.yceikv
3. Drinking cow's milk raises IGF-1 [growth hormones] IGF-1 increases when cows are injected with rBGH [synthetic hormone to increase milk production] and again when milk is pasteurized. The ingestion and absorption of IGF-1 by humans has shown to be a risk factor for breast cancer and gastrointestinal cancer:
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8932606
4. Women who consumed four or more servings of dairy products each day were twice as likely to develop serous ovarian cancer as those who consumed two or fewer servings of dairy products each day:
ajcn.nutrition.org/content/80/5/1353.abstract?ijkey=f32e0c0c9e1a6d310919598b1448fbe4cc588fe3&keytype2=tf_ipsecsha
5. Consumption of milk and other dairy products leads to an increased risk of prostate cancer:
www.goldjournal.net/article/S0090-4295(00)00974-2/abstract
6. Cow's milk can have a calcium leaching effect, which explains why osteoporotic bone fracture rates are highest in countries that consume the most dairy. Vegetarians will most likely have healthier outcomes for a host of chronic diseases by limiting or avoiding milk and other dairy products. All nutrients found in milk are readily available in healthier foods from plant sources:
ajcn.nutrition.org/content/89/5/1638S.full
7. After controlling for known risk factors and current milk consumption, each additional glass of milk per day during teenage years was associated with a significant 9% higher risk of hip fracture in men:
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24247817
8. High milk intake was associated with higher mortality in one cohort of women and in another cohort of men, and with higher fracture incidence in women:
www.bmj.com/content/349/bmj.g6015
9. In multiple studies, drinking cow’s milk was linked to an increased prevalence and severity of acne in both boys and girls:
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1365-4632.2009.04002.x/full
10. Harvard overview on milk and health:
www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/what-should-you-eat/calcium-and-milk/calcium-full-story
11. Scientific evidence that questions health benefits and indicates potential health risks:
www.pcrm.org/health/diets/vegdiets/health-concerns-about-dairy-products
12. Major studies suggesting a link between milk and prostate cancer have appeared in medical journals since the 1970s:
www.pcrm.org/health/health-topics/milk-and-prostate-cancer-the-evidence-mounts
13. The milk protein, casein, promotes the proliferation of prostate cancer cells such as PC3 and LNCaP:
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4166373
14. In all mammals except Neolithic humans, postnatal activation of mTORC1 by milk intake is restricted to the postnatal lactation period. It is of critical concern that persistent hyperactivation of mTORC1 [due to continued dairy intake] is associated with aging and the development of age-related disorders:
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26225961
4:28 you just insulted my entire race
but YES
I wanted to go checkout that ice cream parlor, but upon research it seems that is is only for locals, tourist are directed to a tourist trap that’s in the same building, but not the real experience.
He also loved surviving assassination attempts
Saw someone say that he had plot armour because he was the protagonist of the story lol.
It was all that calcium
And cigars
i think everyone likes surviving assassination attempts
@@garbagebin3667 bin Laden doesn't
"I would cut myself, were I to bleed cheese"
to quote Mr. Bones "The ride never ends!"
God the amount of dairy puns is just perfect
Just imagine how strong his bones are
* boulder falls onto his head*
* isn't crushed by boulder*
Cia: well, we tried.
Too much dairy has the opposite effect :)
@@bradleymcewen4654 are...are you a vegan?
Studies have shown that too much milk can make your bones brittle. Moderation is key. Even too much water can be lethal. Look up water intoxication.
@@Accrovideogames Fucker still overstayed his welcome tho
Fun fact: Fidel Castro died only about 4 months after this video was posted
@Gangsta Macc he probably drank a milkshake while watching it
He was only 90 years old.
probably died because of this video
@@AudieHolland that's pretty old actually
@@AudieHolland that is more than enough
It just hit me on my 500th rewatch, but did Castro just hate goat milk? That dog-cow plan would have worked moderately well with goats.
i once ate 4 ben and jerrys in under 21 minutes after finishing 5 pints of milk
So you're telling me Fidel Castro was the living embodiment of a got milk ad?
Yes.
The ice cream shop thing looks like somewhere you’d hold a beyblade tournament
No joke, I thought Castro had ripped off the Quicker Stop of the Future from Clerks: The Series.
But I seriously like your suggestion way better.
SHUT
5:05
Castro: " What if we make cow the size of dog..."
Me: Why don't you just cut the middleman and milk the dog instead?
I'm from Canada
It's pretty cold.
What I love about Sam’s drawings is when you first see them you go “what the fuck is that” but when you google a picture of the actual thing you go “yeah okay that kinda looks like it”
The Copellia is a great example
Im sorry, did u just disrespected Sam's artistic expression and capability, on his video, on his channel?
Wow that’s crazy, I lived in Cuba for the first 10 years of my life and even went to Copelia, but never had any idea why it was built... this explains so much why it looks out of place. Honestly the buildings nearby aren’t that well taken care of to say the least.
Que se siente haber escapado del comunismo bro
@@amletomonacelli22 zebu
I was born in Cuba and lived there till I was 5 until I moved to the US. I can’t believe how lucky I was to leave that poverty strucken place. Unfortunately I still have a lot of family over there but I’m still 13 so it’s not like I can help a lot yk
@@Ruanki46 That happens when a commie is a leader... i'm glad you're aware of your luck bro, many americans don't.
@@Ruanki46 Good luck bro
This is quite possibly my favorite Samonella video. The puns are so cheesy, I love them! ^_^
I've heard of the emperor of ice cream, but the dictator of ice cream? Come on.
"He went intercontinentally ballistic"
my sides
but what about the people who were Lack toast in tall or rent
Lack toast in tall or rent.
Yes.
Veitnam flash back Oscar The Grouch lack toast in tall or rent lmao
Veitnam flash back Oscar The Grouch Lack toast in tall or rent 💀😂😭
It's lactose intolerant
Dr. J. Bright Thanks Captain obvious
One of my profs in college met castro. Hes a cuban dude, and loves communism. Basically they got invited to go to cuba and he met the big guy as he put him.
4:14 is just the most accidently cursed image ever.
Other ducuments about fidel: "what drove fidel to the cuban missle crisis"
Sama o'nalla: "why fidel loved dairy so much
Sama n'olla lmao? Learn to spell.
Let's be honest: this story is a lot more interesting and original. The missile crisis just came down to: "Hey, we tossed out my big neighbor, but he won't stop bullying us and talking smack about us to everyone. Now we have no friends and we're all going to die. Dude, you always stand up against that bully; won't YOU be my friend? You can put some missiles here in return." Nothing too surprising there.
But this dairy story... It almost makes Fidel seem like a human being with a good side, a bad side AND some funny quirks!
@@draxxychan Sam-sama
almost got a stroke from reading this
That’s why we love Sam O’Nella. He talks about the WTF parts of history nobody would talk about.
Idk why but the thought of Castro speaking in English with Sam’s voice is udderly hilarious to me
bruh the pun
'udderly'
@@kevenwang2250 Sam already made that pun in the video and it was far funnier when he did it.
Castro can speak English just fine
Castro attended Harvard so his English was likely better than many.
I wish people would stop milking this joke
Man Fidel was a great revolutionary but like most people who are great at tearing down evil systems, he was not good at building up new ones without immitating what he had stood against. Still an overall chad
The puns being dropped every few seconds is absolutely perfect
😂"fuck him it's good cheese"😂
Z ASMR Caveman, Omg lol haha
Z ASMR Caveman
Thats what my dad said when i said the cheese expired
It took me until halfway through this video to realise that it was called “Castro’s Dairy” not “Castro’s Diary”....
Diary Of A Cuban Dictator
Dairy of Anne Frank.
*Dyslexia has entered the chat*
Your videos are gold man, a ton to be proud of on your channel dude! 😊
You had Rubberross referenced in this? I friggin love you dude