I legit paused the video and went "Wait, what counts as one go, do you get to use the bathroom, is there a time limit, what's the loss condition" and then unpaused and Woolie starts reading "I went to the toilet, they took away my meal, and gave me a new one" and lost it.
The problem with focusing on the chicken is that if you stack too much chicken damage, you get afflicted with the Greased Heart debuff. Which reduces your speed and lowers your DPS. You gotta take a little Pepsi damage in-between to let stacks from the chicken wear off.
But it'll add the high cholesterol debuff and increase the dmg the tank will recieve. Got to use the olong tea mitigation and wait for the debuff to time out.
Cheerleader method immune.... Buff your stats by starving a fat fuck for 4 days! Protip: after finishing the first 2 or three sodas, you use that cup to releave yourself. Don't let the boss regen!
I'm just wondering if there are people sitting outside of chinese KFC's waiting for possible party members, with a whiteboard detailing their party queue.
If they wanted to make this even more like a raid, they should only hand out the code to every 5% of people that clear the challenge, and then everyone in the group has to roll to see who gets it.
7:04 "Everything is legal in China, and Nothing is legal in China, don't worry about it." This is the most quintessential *China Jank Energy* sentence I have ever heard.
Chinese grifters/scammers are a whole new level of madness. The fact that the phrase "counterfeit rice" can even exist tells you everything. Yes, there are folks selling fake rice in China, because selling little pieces of resin sprayed with rice sented perfume is easier than growing real rice. Also, "gutter oil" because Streator food vendors can't afford fresh cooking oil...
Us Americans can’t just leave our Chinese Bros to take this on alone, we need to help: - two large Pepsis, and two peach oolong teas. Intimidating, but not as bad as it seems. If they use crushed ice, most of the drink volume will be ice. The Pepsi shouldn’t be spread out perfectly evenly, but be more focused on as your drink later in the meal. Some of the carbonation will have escaped by then and not fill your stomach as much. I know it’s barbaric to drink flat soda, but *THE 🅱️IG 🅱️LACK CHONKOBO DEMANDS IT* ) Do *NOT* throw away your cups as you finish -one five-piece order of chicken nuggets The nuggets are smaller and easier to digest, get them out of the way first -one old Beijing spicy duck roll Similar to the nuggets, the duck roll is smaller and by the time you are finished your stomach should have pushed the nuggets into your small intestine by now, giving more room. -one two-piece order of New Orleans chicken wings Get a moist towelette for *after* the wings because unfortunately they are not a dry rub and you will need your hands to be clean afterwards (it will make sense in a minute). Eating off of the bone will take some of the time and you can use that to your advantage -one vegan mushroom burger Clean your hands before tackling this one. Now hold the Mushroom Burger with one hand as you use your other hand to use your phone. Browse the Internet, text, whatever, use it to take your mind off of the food and slowly eat. This is why your hands needed to Ben clean. Don’t browse in the nugget stage because *NOW* is the time you need your battery. -two Original Recipe pieces of chicken Get another moist towelette but don’t use it until after this stage. Take your time and eat around the bones. You are almost done -one double chicken burger The final boss… before you engage, wipe your hands down and get ready to take advantage of the phone tactic again. At this point, you may have finished your Pepsi and your peach tea was gone near the end of the mushroom burger. *DON’T PANIC!* The ice from the first peach tea should have melted significantly and you can drink some nice refreshing water to help you in the last stretch. Chew your food well and you should be able to get through this no problem. From what everyone is saying, this is the challenge and not 4x as much as what Woolie has said (he is a liar after all) *BUT* that would be NG+ … I don’t think anyone wants or cares about me writing a NG+ Guide though
..... never in my life did i imagine i would read through a guide on eating a meal in raid boss style. with active buffs, phone, and timing cool downs, ice in the tea/digestion time, no less. my props to you.
Them setting up a new meal after you go to use the bathroom had me bustin up at work. It's like a Boss lifebar refilling when you go out of range to heal.
They just need to cater to families, not meme out of their asses. They have a decent product, they just need to run a tighter ship and fire their fuckin advertising crew.
The items Woolie listed at first IS the amount for one meal, not per person. The rest of it is just people making a meme out of FF14 players who try to solo this family meal by themselves for the codes.
@@DeepCDiva Yeah, per person sounded impossible so I googled the promotion in Chinese and checked. The items are a special 95 RMB family meal you get via mobile order and the rules on the site doesn't say they have to watch you eat it. So it's probably just memes by asian players that flew over PC Gamer's head.
America: have reputation for being fat, glutinous, and overconsumptive. China: "Hold my chicken" Now the worst part is how much this probably tanked their Social Credit Score
THis just reminds me of when people talk about Kirito fighting a Raid by him self in Alfheim "ARE YOU STUPID!?!? ITS A RAID!!!! YOU NEED MORE THAN 1 PEOPLE YOU MORON!!!!"
This is the funniest clip in a while oh my god they are bodying so many people with food Edit: so that’s 480 oz of just liquids in that meal. Unless you’re wearing multiple diapers and want to publicly soil yourself in this KFC, you need to go to the bathroom as this is about 3.5x the maximum capacity of your stomach when it is super full of liquids. I also imagine drinking would have to come first, as if you were to eat food first, it may expand when moistened before its broken down, causing you to stop feeling able to eat sooner.
ztmackin that’s why I imagine that it’s impossible solo, despite claims people have. I haven’t played Final Fantasy before, so I don’t know how strong some people’s wills are to get Chocabos
I have a feeling that since soda (coke and pepsi in particular) are also used as acidic agents (often used to de-rust coins), maybe it helps break it down? Besides, when there's this much chicken, you NEED something to cut through the grease. Eating that much grease on it's own... no, I couldn't do it. That's disgusting. Outside of purging, I have no idea how anyone could pull this shit off. That's probably why they disallowed bathroom breaks - can't let the bulimic crowd get all the Chocobos.
okay but here in the philippines, we got what is called a Chaco, which a slab of deep fried chicken, wrapped around taco ingredients, like a chicken-taco shell
I was initially excited for the Chaco so I could eat it out of pure self-loathing, but was just depressed when I saw the actual product. It's like the Double Down, it straight up doesn't even look good.
@@ShadowWolfRising Sadly an impossibility. CN sold the ip to the government as a tax thing. It's why there are no collector's sets, remasters, reruns, nada. The government owns Megas now, because some idiot decided to sell a series instead of pay the taxes on his channel.
The intent is you buy a meal sized for four people and get one code. Initially it was 300,000 codes only, so people rushed out instead of say, getting friends together and going over multiple days until everyone got codes.
The strat is to probably soak the sandwiches in the Pepsi to help break down the buns and soften the chicken up if you can only do it solo. But there is no way you’re going to beat 16 large drinks in one go.
Apparently you only have to eat 1/4 of the amount that Woolie thought; the "eating a 4-person meal" thing is a meme by the Chinese players that got misinterpeted and taken literally.
I work at KFC. There's a lot wrong. The Cheetos burger is just a filet sandwich with Cheetos flavored oil drizzled on the filet. And some Cheetos thrown in.
The PCgamer post they sourced in itself sourced a reddit post for it. Pretty much lifted everything from the reddit post while getting bits wrong. The OP on the reddit thread has made clarifications and sent PCG an email for corrections on the PCG post, but they have not responded.
Hearing this makes me think of regular show when Mordica was doing the steak challenge and eating this giant ass meal in under an hour all for a trucker hat
Wait Wait Wait, there's no time limit is there? So, in theory, you could go there early morning, and spend the whole day there, eat 2 families in the morning, kick back, sit back, wait for night, and then finish the other 2, you just have to spend a day there really.
@@aptspire Yes, I can hold Piss for 2 days, maybe 3 if I push it, and drinking normally which is a lot, as long as its not alcohol, you can hold it normally unless you have an issue or a small bladder, which some people do.
I did not get this video at all when it first came out. After recently having played FF14 for about a week, and coming back to this out of boredom, I almost died laughing.
I love how this meal is a raid boss down to the fact that it *respawns with full health if you leave the area*
OH. OH MY GOD I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY
I legit paused the video and went "Wait, what counts as one go, do you get to use the bathroom, is there a time limit, what's the loss condition" and then unpaused and Woolie starts reading "I went to the toilet, they took away my meal, and gave me a new one" and lost it.
I paused right when Pat said "fat black" and thought there was going to be a rumble.
KFC is just going "YOU DIDNT WIN. YOU DIDNT WIN" as they reset your meal
@Essence Wolf Does the loot box part mean that you only get a 1% chance of getting a bathroom pass, and a 99% chance of getting more chicken?
Jacob Smith You can also slowly gain the crafting materials from the lootbox to make the key to the bathroom.
Essence Wolf Those passes are made of pure canvas, y’know?
"Gee, I wish there was a RL version of grinding I could do to get ahead."
China: "Welcome, player."
You have been docked 50 social credits for this remark, citizen.
I'm so glad I'm not the only person who's thought this.
"Wish I could just go kill some easy monsters in a field for $20."
China “Say no more fam”
The problem with focusing on the chicken is that if you stack too much chicken damage, you get afflicted with the Greased Heart debuff. Which reduces your speed and lowers your DPS. You gotta take a little Pepsi damage in-between to let stacks from the chicken wear off.
But it'll add the high cholesterol debuff and increase the dmg the tank will recieve. Got to use the olong tea mitigation and wait for the debuff to time out.
Cheerleader method immune.... Buff your stats by starving a fat fuck for 4 days!
Protip: after finishing the first 2 or three sodas, you use that cup to releave yourself. Don't let the boss regen!
What about the stacking diabetes debuff from all that Pepsi?
also causes mud-butt ailment.
@@Cringin2000 if the diabetes damage stop at 1hp, you won.
_"Just leave the coke alone focus on the chicken"_
Is something that needs more play.
That line kills me every time XD
squad wipe
I still love
"You MUST distribute the Damage from the Pepsi. Don't let it stack."
I'm just wondering if there are people sitting outside of chinese KFC's waiting for possible party members, with a whiteboard detailing their party queue.
US/UK tourists being recruited as tanks...
(UK tank here, I can say that shit lol)
Yeah but you don't get the achievement if you recruit US people into the party
@@rosenrot234 aww achievements are race specific now? Way to pad shit out guys
@@Sigismund697 It'd be progress toward the 'Intetnational Raider' Achievement.
If they wanted to make this even more like a raid, they should only hand out the code to every 5% of people that clear the challenge, and then everyone in the group has to roll to see who gets it.
It's a giveaway man, not a massacre.
Destiny 2 Raid Exotics, lol.
I think the rule is the last person that doesn't die from an immediate heart attack gets the code.
They kind of did. You only get one code. So if you have a group of 4 people you need to do it 4 times so everyone gets their mount drop.
@@ryangleed2392
Literally "Bird Up".
Or rather "Bird Down"... Down your fucking gullet.
Sometimes you gotta shake the chicken basket to see what falls out.
Just make sure the chicken doesn't fall out of Shakiras ass
What falls out is a fat chocobo
*Doubt*
Do you like eating young birds!?
Five large Pepsi's fell outta the fucking basket!
Looks like I made a mistake.
7:04 "Everything is legal in China, and Nothing is legal in China, don't worry about it."
This is the most quintessential *China Jank Energy* sentence I have ever heard.
Chinese grifters/scammers are a whole new level of madness.
The fact that the phrase "counterfeit rice" can even exist tells you everything.
Yes, there are folks selling fake rice in China, because selling little pieces of resin sprayed with rice sented perfume is easier than growing real rice.
Also, "gutter oil" because Streator food vendors can't afford fresh cooking oil...
You know it's good game promotion when it will turn you into one of the characters of the game.
This is a real life Big Bang burger challenge
Lot of people with max guts in China
Maybe they will add 8 Pepsis to the challenge in Royal.
Better make sure to guard or your fucking toast.
Hope you got Debilitate on somewhere on your roster, because your going to want to mitigate the damage your about to take.
Does this increase your charm?
Us Americans can’t just leave our Chinese Bros to take this on alone, we need to help:
- two large Pepsis, and two peach oolong teas.
Intimidating, but not as bad as it seems. If they use crushed ice, most of the drink volume will be ice. The Pepsi shouldn’t be spread out perfectly evenly, but be more focused on as your drink later in the meal. Some of the carbonation will have escaped by then and not fill your stomach as much. I know it’s barbaric to drink flat soda, but *THE 🅱️IG 🅱️LACK CHONKOBO DEMANDS IT* )
Do *NOT* throw away your cups as you finish
-one five-piece order of chicken nuggets
The nuggets are smaller and easier to digest, get them out of the way first
-one old Beijing spicy duck roll
Similar to the nuggets, the duck roll is smaller and by the time you are finished your stomach should have pushed the nuggets into your small intestine by now, giving more room.
-one two-piece order of New Orleans chicken wings
Get a moist towelette for *after* the wings because unfortunately they are not a dry rub and you will need your hands to be clean afterwards (it will make sense in a minute). Eating off of the bone will take some of the time and you can use that to your advantage
-one vegan mushroom burger
Clean your hands before tackling this one. Now hold the Mushroom Burger with one hand as you use your other hand to use your phone. Browse the Internet, text, whatever, use it to take your mind off of the food and slowly eat. This is why your hands needed to Ben clean. Don’t browse in the nugget stage because *NOW* is the time you need your battery.
-two Original Recipe pieces of chicken
Get another moist towelette but don’t use it until after this stage. Take your time and eat around the bones. You are almost done
-one double chicken burger
The final boss… before you engage, wipe your hands down and get ready to take advantage of the phone tactic again. At this point, you may have finished your Pepsi and your peach tea was gone near the end of the mushroom burger. *DON’T PANIC!*
The ice from the first peach tea should have melted significantly and you can drink some nice refreshing water to help you in the last stretch. Chew your food well and you should be able to get through this no problem.
From what everyone is saying, this is the challenge and not 4x as much as what Woolie has said (he is a liar after all) *BUT* that would be NG+
… I don’t think anyone wants or cares about me writing a NG+ Guide though
..... never in my life did i imagine i would read through a guide on eating a meal in raid boss style. with active buffs, phone, and timing cool downs, ice in the tea/digestion time, no less.
my props to you.
This is amazing
Them setting up a new meal after you go to use the bathroom had me bustin up at work. It's like a Boss lifebar refilling when you go out of range to heal.
I can't believe people ain't calling them chonkobos.
We are now
*bigg chunkus*
Reddit 100 Wholesome Chungus Chonker
Chungcobos
your knowledge and guts need to be at least level 3 to take this challenge
Everything is legal in China as long as it doesn't involve talking about the government.
Your social credit score just dropped by a couple of dozen points
@@TheHeavyModd Even if you aren't a resident of China they have a social credit score for you
On entirely unrelated note what are you guys' favourite authors?
Cause mine is A. A. Milne.
*There is no war in Ba Sing Se*
or Tianamen Square, the place where *absolutely nothing happened* fellas.
The cheetos ad, the KFC that exploded, and now this... what the hell IS wrong with KFC?
Are you trying to assume there was something right with KFC?
Also a CTR tournament to win free chicken for a year.
It’s finger lick’in good. But it would be when most people don’t wash their hands properly, so...
They just need to cater to families, not meme out of their asses. They have a decent product, they just need to run a tighter ship and fire their fuckin advertising crew.
A lot. Take it from a guy who works at one.
The items Woolie listed at first IS the amount for one meal, not per person. The rest of it is just people making a meme out of FF14 players who try to solo this family meal by themselves for the codes.
So you just have to eat the items he listed? I mean it's a lot but not impossible.
@@DeepCDiva Yeah, per person sounded impossible so I googled the promotion in Chinese and checked. The items are a special 95 RMB family meal you get via mobile order and the rules on the site doesn't say they have to watch you eat it. So it's probably just memes by asian players that flew over PC Gamer's head.
I was about to say, that much for one person is a lot even by fat Southern guy standards.
@@sagua85 That's a relief. Any given KFC is its own lawless frontier town, so I took Woolie's recap at face value.
Question though, when they finish that meal, does all 4 people get a code or just one code?
Atleast its Asian KFC, I swear they fried God's own chickens there.
That good eh?
@@zurielarana5299 They do interesting things with Fastfood joints in Asia. In Vietnam, Pizza Hut is kind of like eating mid to high fine dining.
@@UltimaOmega777 dude IKR! here in China Pizza Hut feel like a 5 star place with all the fancy stuff they have inside
They fry cockatrices here. Or those real life monster chickens with straight up man sized legs. I'm sure you've seen the videos.
@@kaarpiv375 neat! always wanted to eat ostrich burger, where are you?
"Leave the coke alone focus on the chicken" lmao
Don't let that Pepsi damage stack!
8 burgers? Easy. 16 *DRINKS?* no
America: have reputation for being fat, glutinous, and overconsumptive.
China: "Hold my chicken"
Now the worst part is how much this probably tanked their Social Credit Score
Can we give some love to the name Old Beijing as a reference to Old Bay
What would the Pepsi status effect be? Rage? Frenzy?
Diabetes
Poison.
Stun/Confusion as the pain from your full bladder and the carbonation from the drinks start interacting and you need to go to the bathroom.
MrTurtleThief Pepsiman appears and spawns Pepsi inside you that you didn’t drink.
I like to think it'd just say "Pepsi" (or Pepis) with literally zero explanation of what it did to you.
THis just reminds me of when people talk about Kirito fighting a Raid by him self in Alfheim
"ARE YOU STUPID!?!? ITS A RAID!!!! YOU NEED MORE THAN 1 PEOPLE YOU MORON!!!!"
Drops from this raid: A fat chicken and a heart attack. Radical!
Holy shit this was one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
I lost it at the guy going to the toilet and coming back to a new meal.
Started cracking up at the title alone
I guess you could say all these participants are *One Winged Angels*
How much damage can Chinese players take before they CHOCO BUCKLE
"The unending meal of sanders"
6:00 - 6:05
Left the instance and the boss respawned.
Rookie mistake.
This is evergreen content for me. I can rewatch this over and over and lose my shit laughing every time
"A CHICKEN TENDER, READY TO FRY"
Podcast would be 10x better if Pat just started referring to Woolie as Page.
so in this scenario is going to the bathroom the equivalent of leaving the raid to stock up on health potions and that resetting the instance?
When you're halfway through a raid and your Warlock has run out of Soul Shards.
Great words from a great man once said
*LEAST I HAVE CHICKEN
The JP promo was a chicken place, but you only needed to buy some nuggets or something.
You know it's way too much food when even Pat gets scared off by it.
it's been almost three years and I'm still laughing at this shit
KFC out of they damn mind in China
This is the Big Bang Challenge on Nightmare difficulty and slightly re-balanced for multiplayer.
"Put it in your body, or you're a NERD!"
So glad this popped in my feed. Totally missed this.
This is the funniest clip in a while oh my god they are bodying so many people with food
Edit: so that’s 480 oz of just liquids in that meal. Unless you’re wearing multiple diapers and want to publicly soil yourself in this KFC, you need to go to the bathroom as this is about 3.5x the maximum capacity of your stomach when it is super full of liquids. I also imagine drinking would have to come first, as if you were to eat food first, it may expand when moistened before its broken down, causing you to stop feeling able to eat sooner.
They make you restart if you goto the bathroom
ztmackin that’s why I imagine that it’s impossible solo, despite claims people have. I haven’t played Final Fantasy before, so I don’t know how strong some people’s wills are to get Chocabos
I have a feeling that since soda (coke and pepsi in particular) are also used as acidic agents (often used to de-rust coins), maybe it helps break it down?
Besides, when there's this much chicken, you NEED something to cut through the grease. Eating that much grease on it's own... no, I couldn't do it. That's disgusting. Outside of purging, I have no idea how anyone could pull this shit off. That's probably why they disallowed bathroom breaks - can't let the bulimic crowd get all the Chocobos.
For anyone wondering, the text on the raid font says 'KFC: Black Chicken Ultimate
Can anyone help me? I'm stuck on the diabetes part of the raid
You gotta use the third party program insulin.exe, otherwise game will crash in the middle of it.
Sane people: Jesus Christ, I'd die if I ate that much just for a dumb black chocobo.
Matt Stonie: *just rides it around no worse for wear irl*
My tummy hurts now all of a sudden
Sometimes you just throw all the chicken you have at the wall and see what sticks
okay but here in the philippines, we got what is called a Chaco, which a slab of deep fried chicken, wrapped around taco ingredients, like a chicken-taco shell
I think Taco Bell in the US did something like that once.
Taco Bell did somethin like that. It was aight.
@@SharkNinjaBlueStar
It was the only thing from taco bell my dad liked. Then they took it away and he never went back.
I was initially excited for the Chaco so I could eat it out of pure self-loathing, but was just depressed when I saw the actual product. It's like the Double Down, it straight up doesn't even look good.
I will no longer be able to look at group food challenges and not think that it's a real life raid boss anymore.
*Woolie starts describing The Meal™*
I mean, I could manage that, if I didn't eat all day...
*mentions that it's that meal times 4*
Oh... Oh no...
Get a heart attack to ride your Chocobo
Who looks like it will have a heart attack the moment you ride it. The Circle is complete.
@@UltimaOmega777 Neverending Heart Attack.
Coop from Megas XLR: That's cute.
God, I miss Megas XLR.
@@dualblade14 Me too.
I annoy Netflix on their suggestion page by suggesting it every once in a while.
@@ShadowWolfRising Sadly an impossibility. CN sold the ip to the government as a tax thing. It's why there are no collector's sets, remasters, reruns, nada. The government owns Megas now, because some idiot decided to sell a series instead of pay the taxes on his channel.
So you think you can ride this Chocobo?
GAS 'EM UP WITH THE CHICKEN AND LET 'EM GO!
If they really wanted the FFXIV raid experience how come it's NOT something you do with multiple people?
I always thought that was the point.
Someone must have miscommunicated. It would make perfect sense for a party of four to take that on.
The intent is you buy a meal sized for four people and get one code. Initially it was 300,000 codes only, so people rushed out instead of say, getting friends together and going over multiple days until everyone got codes.
Because nobody in China has friends.
That bit at the bottom saying lalafell attempting a solo had me rolling
The shocking twist: If you do this challenge, you ARE the fat Chocobo.
Thats some extreme behemoth type shit
I’m a super fit guy and this clip made me shamefully hungry
1:14 Woolie asks Pat to grab his ball.
Is this regular show's eggscellent episode irl
Irfan Fakhrianto
Rigby: "I thought if I ate it fast enough, I wouldn't notice."
This is some Regular Show shit going on here
"The true fat chocobo is the one we become along the way."
The strat is to probably soak the sandwiches in the Pepsi to help break down the buns and soften the chicken up if you can only do it solo. But there is no way you’re going to beat 16 large drinks in one go.
Apparently you only have to eat 1/4 of the amount that Woolie thought; the "eating a 4-person meal" thing is a meme by the Chinese players that got misinterpeted and taken literally.
@@ExaltedUriel oh, so its not as tanky as a boss as I thought.
That's a hard raid boss, not as hard as area 51 but still, respect.
I gained weight listening to Woolie list all that food. What the actual fuck is this madness?
In the end, we were all the fat chocobo
I sometimes forget that not everyone can eat like americans. Cause I heard all that food and was like "yeah I could probably handle that given an hour
hearing woolie say 'Very Very Big Chungus' sent me to the afterlife and looped me back into reincarnating. I'm a moth now.
This is something you find on
regular show...
You can't let the Pepsi damage stack
They dont actually have to eat the whole thing just dine in but I bet one manager was having fun
I work at KFC. There's a lot wrong. The Cheetos burger is just a filet sandwich with Cheetos flavored oil drizzled on the filet. And some Cheetos thrown in.
that's disgusting.
I love this so much. In my day, a good 13+ years ago, it was "LFG UBRS" and "LFG BRD"... The idea of "LFG KFC" is just amazing to me.
I am crying. This is nuts.
The bathroom part floors me every time I hear it
Welcome to "Bird Up", the worst food challenge in China
Even sillier than 'Hold Your Wee For A Wii' was?
The PCgamer post they sourced in itself sourced a reddit post for it. Pretty much lifted everything from the reddit post while getting bits wrong. The OP on the reddit thread has made clarifications and sent PCG an email for corrections on the PCG post, but they have not responded.
Hearing this makes me think of regular show when Mordica was doing the steak challenge and eating this giant ass meal in under an hour all for a trucker hat
That's like 20,000 effing calories
Part of me wishes this also became an event in-game called:
The Bloody Banquet (Savage)
Brought to you by Lolorito's Fried Chicken
I've never endorsed threatening people who work customer service in my life but man, this does open up my eyes...
They should have called it a Chonkabo, real missed opportunity
Wait Wait Wait, there's no time limit is there? So, in theory, you could go there early morning, and spend the whole day there, eat 2 families in the morning, kick back, sit back, wait for night, and then finish the other 2, you just have to spend a day there really.
You ever go 14 hours without even a piss break?
@@aptspire Yes, I can hold Piss for 2 days, maybe 3 if I push it, and drinking normally which is a lot, as long as its not alcohol, you can hold it normally unless you have an issue or a small bladder, which some people do.
@@aptspire Not impossible, BUT THEN AGAIN I wasn't eating a meal meant for 4.
I did not get this video at all when it first came out. After recently having played FF14 for about a week, and coming back to this out of boredom, I almost died laughing.
The parpy fat chocobo theme from FF4 is the sound your bowels make after eating that lot,
in america we call that breakfast 4x thats a light lunch
The weak should fear the strong
man i miss when this sort of whimsical madness was news
Don’t waste your food... Ancient Chinese Proverb
In person KFC mukbang for a Chungus Chocobo.
Damn
I've seen stuff like this in that one episode of regular show.
oh wow in that light, pat looks like david cage
They must have like 12 codes for these chocobos to make this so ridiculous and enforce it so.
Prison executions are more humane then this.
If you want your Fat Chocobo, you've gotta prove you're worthy of its grace.
That Billion+ population gonna start decreasing real fast...
You were not wrong. But for reasons you could not have known.
Solomon chicken, bat .....same difference