they fucked with Reboot so the universe had to "reboot" Woolie, but dont worry we'll be hearing from a new "addition" to the madden family soon enough... let just hope it isnt about a wedding if you know what i mean
"This card carries a TERRIBLE CURSE ... That's bad." "But it's HALF OFF! That's good." "My limo is also cursed" "THAT'S bad. But it comes with free drinks" "That's good"
I would love to see the conversation about the KFC raid battles in China animated, I feel like there is a lot of potential for visual gags in that one.
He's freaking out because he has done something like this. In my short time on Twitter, I came across a photo of Pat poking a hole in a bag of bread (probably a Kira reference, because Kira is his hero). And that was when his girlfriend was there. Who knows what nasty stuff he does when he thinks nobody is looking?
@@TealWolf26 yeah itd be cool if food tampering was one crime but doing it while sick would be considered bio terrorism. Idk if that's the case but I really want it to be
Till you get the multiverse retcon, and he's recruited for one last mission to take down the raisin authoritarian government from implementing its fascist regime.
The allergic are genetic aberrants that mother nature marked for death unless they are cunning enough to avoid the thing that could kill them in which case their genes are strong enough to be passed on but allergies are not something beneficial to allow to flourish in the human species. Let them go. It's easy to have this opinion when youre not allergic to anything. I'm not even allergic to itchy plants like poison oak, ivy, or sumac. I can roll around in that shit no problem. But I don't think that invalidates my point.
If only I was a rich man, I would pay you a handsome salary to animate most every piece of audio recording of the best friends possible. This was brilliant!
1:46 Remember: if there is ever a room in Canada that doesn’t contain a picture of Ryan Reynolds, the Canadian mountaineers are legally obligated to burn it to the ground.
You are doing God's work on earth!! Finally someone else doing SBFP animations we've been lacking for many years(cranky and Plague don't do them any more)
Honestly, i love going through these older vids, especially when i check if you've uploaded a new one, but "Got Cereal Milk", "Every Teacher Gets One", and this one is always a yes. I've probably watched it 30 times;coming back after some time has passed. Also, Canadian drowning in milk bags.
2:06 This is what happens you go to a store and start shit in a store that all employees are Oblivion Imperial Legion Guards and except one that is Hackdirt Brethren who has a club.
I got a bottle of water the other day, from one of those big plastic-packs. And when I went to take a swig, I was like "Wait... there was no click noise, of the seal breaking..." threw it out, grabbed another with the seal intact.
I also chose the Allergic route but my RNG roll landed on certain types of grass(some I live around btw) and ants (which are fucking everywhere) yeah this hard mode sucks.
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I don't know if Santa is the right person to ask that of considering the cookies and milk thing. I think he might be the least sympathetic.
It’s pretty funny
I love the fact that Woolie has been replaced by the superior clone
Love me some continuity.
Chris Sanchez THE DEEPEST LORE
What are you talking about? That's just how Woolie looks, he's _always_ looked this way.
they fucked with Reboot so the universe had to "reboot" Woolie, but dont worry we'll be hearing from a new "addition" to the madden family soon enough... let just hope it isnt about a wedding if you know what i mean
The lore deepens.
Born with a compromised immune system is playing the game with a corrupt save file.
F for the guy who got sucked into the void of milk bags.
F
F
Le F
I won't. He looked at that Heresy and said, "Yeah, I'll check one of these out" and got what he deserved.
He was never seen again.
Man, that cut to Paige at "eating garbage" really caught me off-guard
I lost it at the guy getting absorbed into the milk bags
*Le Milk Bags
Fresh from the Milk Barn.
Also, apparently the Milk Bags only exist in Quebec and Ontario.
To be fair, he was probably going to video tape himself spitting in one of the bags. He got what was coming to him.
Oh my god I didn't notice it.
with the knowledge i have now, its really nice that pat jumped straight to "compromised immune system"
I don't know why but hearing the Junes theme under everything made it just that much funnier.
KENPACHI RAMASAMA YOU'RE SO COOOL
@@sarafontanini7051 HOW CAN YOU BE SO FLIPPANT, YET SO DESIRABLE?
KENPACHI RAMASAMA WHY DIDNT YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK?!
"This card carries a TERRIBLE CURSE ... That's bad."
"But it's HALF OFF! That's good."
"My limo is also cursed"
"THAT'S bad. But it comes with free drinks"
"That's good"
@@justanobadi6655 "The last kid I worked with died for the world"
"Can I leave now?"
I would love to see the conversation about the KFC raid battles in China animated, I feel like there is a lot of potential for visual gags in that one.
If you wonder why there are such harsh punishments for food tampering, check out
"The Tylenol Murders".
Hideo Kojima was taking notes during the peanut sensitivity apocalypse scenario because that's literally a major plot point of Death Stranding
How
@@remobothic Cause the reason the characters can tell that a BT is nearby is because they have different severities of "chiral allergy"
I love Woolie's stare into the camera to emphasize the "peanut CLEANSING occurs".
3:33
"It's like littering, right?"
*Pat surrounded by discarded Red Bull cans*
Absolute perfection.
Pat freaking at that punishment idea makes me laugh every time
He's freaking out because he has done something like this. In my short time on Twitter, I came across a photo of Pat poking a hole in a bag of bread (probably a Kira reference, because Kira is his hero). And that was when his girlfriend was there. Who knows what nasty stuff he does when he thinks nobody is looking?
@@psycholuigiman What a FUCKING hypocrite. Then again it's pat so what the fuck should I expect.
90%-100% of things with a seal say on top "don't consume if seal is broken," woolie is either blind or unwilling to see.
Came back to this at the worst time since this is an issue. Their rage is justified
Basically bio-terrorism at this point. Death penalty for spit on the cookie.
@@TealWolf26 yeah itd be cool if food tampering was one crime but doing it while sick would be considered bio terrorism. Idk if that's the case but I really want it to be
Pat walked into this store, drank a bunch of their redbull, and then just left.
Mr. Peanut is dead. A major victory for the allergic.
Till you get the multiverse retcon, and he's recruited for one last mission to take down the raisin authoritarian government from implementing its fascist regime.
The allergic are genetic aberrants that mother nature marked for death unless they are cunning enough to avoid the thing that could kill them in which case their genes are strong enough to be passed on but allergies are not something beneficial to allow to flourish in the human species. Let them go.
It's easy to have this opinion when youre not allergic to anything. I'm not even allergic to itchy plants like poison oak, ivy, or sumac. I can roll around in that shit no problem. But I don't think that invalidates my point.
glad woolies clone has settled into his new role well, his english has come along well.
Enjoy while it last, he'll be gone in a day.
What clone?
That's Woolie!
He's always looked
Like that
😈😇😈😇
@@tanyaharmon6739 nah, they fixed that problem.
This has aged so well in such a strange way
I KNOOOOW 😂
See, I like Woolie's solution. The punishment fits the crime.
It's conversations like these that give me hope Woolie and Pat still have fun doing the podcast
“WHO SAID THAT?!” 6:03
"HOW CAN THIS BE?!"
"I don't know why but I think I'll kick Pat's butt tomorrow."
"Baba doesn't like that..."
"WHO'S TALKING?"
*DIstant* PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Woolie's choice about only being able to eat food that has been tampered with hits differently during the pandemic.
If only I was a rich man,
I would pay you a handsome salary to animate most every piece of audio recording of the best friends possible.
This was brilliant!
The Junes music really elevates this xD
i, for one, welcome our new big peanut overlord
Junes theme in the background is godtier humor.
Everyday young live, Ju-nes-u
Hell yeah ranting about society in Junes
2:14 Le Milk Bags.
Canada is a strange, strange land...
A year of people tampering with your food?
That's just prison.
Like Karate Kyle would say: "They spit on my food...
I spit on their graves."
1:46 Remember: if there is ever a room in Canada that doesn’t contain a picture of Ryan Reynolds, the Canadian mountaineers are legally obligated to burn it to the ground.
Love the Paige segment
I would love if CSB was just Pat and Woolie walking around town still talking about the usual shit.
You are doing God's work on earth!! Finally someone else doing SBFP animations we've been lacking for many years(cranky and Plague don't do them any more)
To be fair Plague is too busy swimming in his patron porn money and Cranky is working on a game of his, which uses his characters and artstyle.
I mean they aren't SBFP tho
The background superstore music really sets the mood.
I love this art style. Keep these vids coming!!!
Honestly, i love going through these older vids, especially when i check if you've uploaded a new one, but "Got Cereal Milk", "Every Teacher Gets One", and this one is always a yes. I've probably watched it 30 times;coming back after some time has passed. Also, Canadian drowning in milk bags.
i love the gun coming out the juice bit
Man this hits different this year
I love that "better" Woolie really has taken the originals place, thats commitment to a bit XD
I wish there was a Persona esque game where you made friends with weird 3D puppet people and had conversations like this with them
You missed out on 3:03 naming the dead kid shadowturokmanbaby
Now that's a classic Matt joke.
Pat activates his secondary Stand: [EIGHT YEARS OF RETAIL]
Pat activates his secondary Stand: [SIXTEEN TONS]
I just love that you made them puppets
The cut to Paige just minding her own business had me wheezing. Also I really like these 3D model designs!
SPEEDRUN STRATS
I couldnt help but be obsessed with the upside down blurry Shake and Bake
This is really great, I love to imagine these conversations happening in public like this. Great work as always
I love the movement you give these guys! Seals broken and the cut to Paige were hilarious.
Oh my God the Junes music
Save Nanko!
This bit has aged like fine wine in the current world context. A thin film of disgust with an underpinning of bioterror in the flavor.
I love that he's still Superior Clone Woolie
2:06 This is what happens you go to a store and start shit in a store that all employees are Oblivion Imperial Legion Guards and except one that is Hackdirt Brethren who has a club.
These are getting more ambitious, I'm liking it. This format feels like a really good fit for the content.
The way their asses move when they walk... it's like it's bubbling
That dude sinking into the Milk Bags caught me off guard.
This aged questionably well.
This is funny till u remember the tylenol murders. Then it's just paranoia fuel.
Yeah. That’s exactly why it’s such a despisable and punishable crime.
This is WAY more relevant now.
I got a bottle of water the other day, from one of those big plastic-packs. And when I went to take a swig, I was like "Wait... there was no click noise, of the seal breaking..." threw it out, grabbed another with the seal intact.
Less than a year later and people who tamper with food are getting convicted of domestic terrorism. Progress? Progress.
Wait, but Paige isn't Canadian, shouldn't she be using a different type of model? A+ on everything else as always though.
Idk I kinda like the idea of Paige being replaced by a superior canadian clone that still eats garbage.
@@howtosociallink6404 Given Paige's health issues, I'd hate to see what was wrong with the inferior Paige
If you live in Canada long enough you change classes to Canadian. It's just the rules of this world.
...SHE'S NOT A CANUCK?!?!
@@PaladinGuy She's from Illinois
I had my doubts, but I saw animated Paige's horrified reaction and I knew I was going to subscribe.
The premise of this video has gone from disgusting to fucking terrifying.
Yoshikage pat just wants a quiet life. Especially a quiet life with non-liquid food that is meant to be solid.
Damn you cut out the end!
"There's a lot of fluids in this body"
Pat's little anxiety wheezes are the best.
I also chose the Allergic route but my RNG roll landed on certain types of grass(some I live around btw) and ants (which are fucking everywhere) yeah this hard mode sucks.
Sorry to hear, mate. Would you ever consider moving to a desert- or coastal-type area, at least to take grass completely out of the equation?
@@briancahill9594 possibly but knowing this game there is a hidden stat with extra debuffs depending on location.
I would 100% voluntarily follow through "preparing" the food for those that need to be punished for that stupid shit
Keep up your good work of animating all of our favorite Pat panic attacks, for the greater good.
New speedrun category: "Antivaxx" fastest runs from the moment the character is playable to the Game Over screen.
Although some people have gotten unlucky with the RNG. Some have lived into their older years
Fuck yeah Junes theme in the background!
How did you get actual footage of Pat’s grocery store days?
_It's_ _-uncanny-_ *_egr-ee-egious!_*
Pat hid it in the Woolie hole
Working at junes.
Your everywhere
Holy fuck, never seen the Paige mode before. That moment made me bust out laughing, tears in eyes, the works.
the Mario Party new record slayed me,and i don't even have a peanut allergy
Just in case anyone doesn't know in the US doing this is a Felony with jail time.
I don't know why but the style of animation for these vids just makes them funnier to me somehow
Junes theme really pulls it all together. Good shit
Gotta love when a pandemic shifts your opinion on stuff you find funny
These videos of yours add an extra layer of comedy to the podcast and it's always worth it even if I already heard the whole thing, I love it.
3 months into a global pandemic and this hits so much harder
Yoshikage Kira wouldn’t EVER use social media.
I love this, looks like the money for nothing music video my dude.
Yeah shitty 3d and that floor, man.
Classic. Pat the retail guy following Woolie around the store.
The terror of Le Milk Bags strikes again.
The cutaway to Paige had me dying lol
These strange puppet creatures are an absolute joy to watch. Your style is superb.
The guy drowning in bags of milk gives me life
Endurance:1
Resistance:0
I know that spec all too well
0:10 they were horrified by Pat, not what he said
Yeah that whole thing really didn't pan out for those who played. Especially the ice cream chick getting 10-20 for contaminating food.
A warning shot to any other dumbasses who think it'll be a good idea.
These animations are so charming. Don't change a thing!
I love this art style, and all those background details. Great work yo!
Please never stop making these, they're so fucking perfect
These are an underrated gem.
That was really sick in multiple ways. Also very entertaining. Loved it. Good work!
got the guy in the back being eaten by the milk bag stand
This was awesome, I love the continuity and the extra stuff you threw in. One of the best. Then again all these types of videos you make are awesome