Stadians, bloody and beaten, looking to their Stadia suddenly light up purple becomming the Amazon Luna. “Aah, you were at my side all along. My true mentor, my guiding Lunarlight…”
That's way too cool for them though. More like before finally collapsing in on themselves a new corporate light shows on them and they're reconverted into purple synths
I mean isn't that kind of what they should be doing? Building it up and letting people who want to try it out while they are working on it, but not getting a hype train or any advertisements to make it well known till it is working in well enough that they won't get shit on lime stadia did?
4 months later, still haven't heard about Luna anywhere else. And I watched this video when it came out, so I've learned of Luna, had time to forget about it, and now learnt about it again.
Any person with common sense would just quit, but the techbros and morons out there will still walk into the knife that stabs them just to be "part of the experience." XD
25:59 I love how you can see Woolie just dissociate and sloooowly shift into QA Mode. I love seeing him pop off about fuckups like this. Damn near spat my drink at the "you're not ready for this experience" reply the guy got... That's an NFTBro in the making
"Lunatics" is the easy fan name, but let me suggest "luna moths." The insect that, once it emerges from its cocoon as a moth, has no mouth, so it basically slowly starves to death over its one month-ish life remaining.
NGL I misread your comment and thought you said "8 years of Stadia/Luna compliance", which reminded me of that story about a person who was looking at software engineering jobs and noticed one of them required a number of years experience with a programming language which was greater than the number of years that the programming language had existed
Stadia fans switching to Luna is a lot like when Joker's henchmen got transferred from Blackgate to Arkham Asylum. It's not gonna change as much as everyone hopes and it's gonna end with a death toll of 100+. The only difference is Joker's men weren't clinically insane.
@@kapkant6197 yeh. Like deadpool but instead of dicking around, it completely scars his concept of morality and purpose beyond anything considered humane.
"It seems old Stadians will join the hunt" and then when you beat him if you didnt get the three network cables and consumed them, you are possessed by the Luna Nightmare instead of fighting it as the final boss to be reborn as an infant jeff bezos
The Stadia cadaver starts having postmortem muscle contractions. “See, I told you it's still alive!” says the Google representative, “cloud gaming is the future standard! The parasites are part of our premium gaming experience! Buy now!”
Controllers as a service. The controller only works if you send it a verified Bluetooth signal from your phone once a month. That's it. That's the product.
You say this, but I know a community of Melee players that send their controllers in for maintenance every year. Every December they drop off their controllers at a used game store and pick them up in January.
23:48 not saves, but On psn I had game straight up disappear from my library, despite buying with my own money. Sony’s only response was “we have no record of you owning this” Despite countless screenshots and videos of my gameplay, which show my account and everything. Even my digital receipt disappeared
@@SBJ_Tubeto be frank, I don’t delete emails, especially not on my dedicated one just for that stuff. Shit just up and vanished one day with nothing more than a shrug
Luna is giving the feelings of renting a game from blockbuster only to have the disc be scratch in a way that makes the game not want to work pass a certain point.
As of 8 hours ago Amazon Luna is now going to be operating in the UK, Canada and Germany....the reddit is still 90% tech help with problems, with the other 10% being how many games are constantly being removed from the catalogue.
What I'm wondering is... Will Terraria devs go two-for-two and punch Luna in the balls (before adding their game to the library anyway because _they can't be stopped_ )?
I went to the stadia subreddit to laugh and was not dissapointed. post 1 day ago: 'Any hope for the Assassin's Creed Odyssey save to be transferred?' ITS BEEN 9 MONTHS SINCE THIS VIDEO WAS UPLOADED
I've been subscribed to Stadia, Playstation Now, and Xbox Games Pass. And I tried Gaikai back in the past. And I'm known mostly for my Looner art, so I feel qualified to be a promoter for Amazon Luna.
Funny thing about a stick with drift issues with a PC centric console: You can just increase the fucking deadzone for a long term band-aid until you can physically fix it, the thing that you for some reason can't do with consoles.
I still love the reply on Woolie’s end whenever someone in chat asked what the Luna was that they were talking about since they got there late. “Literally, don’t worry about it.”
I was only half listening at the very end of the clip, so it was really jarring to hear Woolie just start talking about futa out of nowhere, only for me to start paying attention again and have the conversation actually be about motorcycles. Thought I was going insane for a minute there.
I have prime already so I was going to go see if I could get DMC V going to sent clips to Woolie as a goof. But you HAVE to own one of those piece of shit controllers in order for it to work on any device I own. They're asking SEVENTY USD for it. The goof of trying to get judgement cuts on my phone is not worth $70 usd. EDIT: The controller is marked down to $50. What a bargain! That's a great sign!
I feel like these cloud services need to go more with turn based games that have high system requirements to be a low spec option, and have the ability to download games to play offline too (all with the idea of being a subscription service like game pass or something). The mainline Persona series would be perfect since the latency wouldn't really matter.
@@Flike245 It's not really about that; it's more of a low end option if the game just crashes on start up, or is otherwise unplayable. The big advantage is players would theoretically be able to play it on anything with an internet connection.
I've not worked a single day of QA in my life but that story of that guy losing progress AND in-game purchases in Odyssey gave me a panic attack. HOW can you not think about this shit before launch
Being completely honest I think that one day it will be viable, kinda like VR, but cloud gaming still need their Oculus rift to at least being taken seriously
Its nice to see Woolie has finally come around to understanding the average consumer can feel the lag. It doesn't matter if they dont understand it they feel in they're hands. Some day we will get the better parsect because the demand is there just not the tech or infrastructure.
I don't know why people are defending stadia/luna and getting butt hurt at the fact the product failed a customer. They are either in denial or are hired employees of Amazon tasked with reputation management.
Seriously, all these cloud gaming should just get Telltale and Dark Anthology and Quantic Dream games and remove all QTE and just be decisions or just make Tactics games that's fine with lag
okay, this is how I found out it was available. I opened the page and in less than a minute I was playing DMC5. As a stadia user I can say this is SMOOOOTH. Though I think there is more lag than stadia. I can't test too much I'M AT WORK! THIS SHOULD BE BLOCKED BY OUR FIREWALLS BUT LUNA SAYS FUCK THAT!
Stadians, bloody and beaten, looking to their Stadia suddenly light up purple becomming the Amazon Luna. “Aah, you were at my side all along. My true mentor, my guiding Lunarlight…”
"It's like poetry. It rhymes"
That's way too cool for them though. More like before finally collapsing in on themselves a new corporate light shows on them and they're reconverted into purple synths
@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero thats why it only occurs in the Cloud Gamer’s Dream.
"You were there all along...my Stadia of light
@@deconyus3412 fair lol
Good ol’ Woolie starting a race war between Stadians and Lunatics.
IT STARTS NOOOOOOW
never gone harder from _"oh look, woolie's back on his bullshit again"_ to *OMG He's struck GOLD!*
is it truly a race war if they're both the exact same race?
Is it really a race war when it's ten people?
Wakka would be proud
Stadia fans jumping on Luna is like jumping off a flaming ship surrounded by sharks onto a ship with a massive fire hazard
With a trail of chum
@@chellejohnson9789 “we’re safe” says Jeff bezos as he readies his life boat
The massive fire hazard is the stadia-ship that was heading straight towards the luna-ship
@@Mr.Faust3 Please don't slander Mr.Bezos like this. He's on his yacht.
and is termite infested
This video is the one and only reason for me knowing that Luna even exists, THAT is where Luna is at
Same
I mean isn't that kind of what they should be doing? Building it up and letting people who want to try it out while they are working on it, but not getting a hype train or any advertisements to make it well known till it is working in well enough that they won't get shit on lime stadia did?
2 weeks later, and this is my first time hearing about it lol
Same, but 3 months later so even worse...
4 months later, still haven't heard about Luna anywhere else. And I watched this video when it came out, so I've learned of Luna, had time to forget about it, and now learnt about it again.
"Stupid fuck coins" should be the name of all in-game currency.
I'd extend this to all digital currency. Especially crypto.
@@MrDalisclock I'd extend this to all currency
Ubisoft Pissbucks
Seconded.
@@BTM8109 Seconded.
"If you're upset about getting cheated out of your money, you're not ready for this elite experience" is certainly a take you can choose to have.
Any person with common sense would just quit, but the techbros and morons out there will still walk into the knife that stabs them just to be "part of the experience." XD
Imagine releasing a game platform and the response to “when did it come out?” Is “Yyyyeeesssterday?????”
Holy shit thats bad
You think that's bad? I'm watching this clip 2 years later and I'm just now learning the Luna was a thing
25:59 I love how you can see Woolie just dissociate and sloooowly shift into QA Mode. I love seeing him pop off about fuckups like this.
Damn near spat my drink at the "you're not ready for this experience" reply the guy got... That's an NFTBro in the making
25:59. I love it when Woolie’s QA brain takes over just to flip out hard.
QA Woolie is the absolute best.
I like to think Woolie’s QA talents could basically be a stand. It be named “Crash” obviously
26:00 I love the look as his brain switches back into business mode. It's like a spy that's been activated
"Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight Car."
"Prêt à se conformer"
"Lunatics" is the easy fan name, but let me suggest "luna moths." The insect that, once it emerges from its cocoon as a moth, has no mouth, so it basically slowly starves to death over its one month-ish life remaining.
You know...it's truly depressing just how many insects that describes. Cicadas are the same way.
Also, they are coming to this flame.
No
Unlike Lunatics tho, the moths are fucking constantly
nah us Juniper Actias fans got that covered
From Stadians to Luna-tics.
Damn, that was a good one
Personally I'm also impressed by the sheer speed of the comment.
Ya gotta be a lunatic to still support cloud gaming
Lunar-ticks are invading Snail Francesco! Snails are helpless against the tick invasion!
SNAILIENS!
5:53 Love how Woolie's already implemented Elden Ring terminology into his stockpile of metaphors.
that “you arent ready” guy gives nft bros a run for their money
I mean he would if NFT bros actually had any money.
@@smiter57 NICE
As a Stadia/Luna Compliance Specialist with 8 years in QA now, please end me.
I won't speak of anything NDA breaking*
I EARNED my 1000 yard stare.
“Part of me never left that cubicle”
NGL I misread your comment and thought you said "8 years of Stadia/Luna compliance", which reminded me of that story about a person who was looking at software engineering jobs and noticed one of them required a number of years experience with a programming language which was greater than the number of years that the programming language had existed
Stadia fans switching to Luna is a lot like when Joker's henchmen got transferred from Blackgate to Arkham Asylum. It's not gonna change as much as everyone hopes and it's gonna end with a death toll of 100+. The only difference is Joker's men weren't clinically insane.
Heck not even jokers technically insane by the strictest definitions lol
@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero Hyper sanity and knowing you are a fictional character moment
@@kapkant6197 yeh. Like deadpool but instead of dicking around, it completely scars his concept of morality and purpose beyond anything considered humane.
u like typing shit about things u never experienced firsthand..dontcha?
@@indigosunset70 I'm sorry my fellow Stadian
When you’re ready to finish the game but the old withered stadia fan gets out of their wheelchair and whips out their Lunarlight scythe
"It seems old Stadians will join the hunt" and then when you beat him if you didnt get the three network cables and consumed them, you are possessed by the Luna Nightmare instead of fighting it as the final boss to be reborn as an infant jeff bezos
Stadia is only alive if you consider post mortem spasms as being "alive"
Your hair and fingernails continue to grow for 48 hours after death because of lag from the servers
The Stadia cadaver starts having postmortem muscle contractions. “See, I told you it's still alive!” says the Google representative, “cloud gaming is the future standard! The parasites are part of our premium gaming experience! Buy now!”
It's like how scientists aren't fully sure if a virus is alive or not
10:00 the ubisoft games channel is worse than they think. It's actually 17 fucking dollars a month for the 50 flavors of the same bland open world.
no shut up go to the tower and climb it shut up though
I was so disappointed no one brought that up.
@@hellaflaws "Look at the top view of this bland map for the 517335th time".
Amazon Luna: do you want the same experience of visiting the pediatrician and playing the ps2 and n64 games in the waiting room? Well here ya go
You unlocked a DEEP, DARK Super Monkeyball memory in my brain from early childhood. Fuck you. Also, thanks
28:22 never seen woolie make a face like that, crit psychic damage there
Woolie faces are coming out hot off the press recently
IRL implementation of "You cannot grasp the true form of giygas' attack"
Woolie took cosmic horror damage on camera
Woolie going full QA mode at the thought of a bug that essentially commits theft.
S-class bug that will inflict a class action lawsuit if not fixed instantly...
Controllers as a service.
The controller only works if you send it a verified Bluetooth signal from your phone once a month.
That's it. That's the product.
You say this, but I know a community of Melee players that send their controllers in for maintenance every year. Every December they drop off their controllers at a used game store and pick them up in January.
I’m blaming you personally if this ever becomes a thing
ID Tagged Controllers
The Furtive Stadia, So Easily Forgotten
.
Sir and/or ma'am, please have an internet as an award.
"Oh, you're upset about your stolen money? Lol, triggered"
28:02 This makes me wonder how much crossover there is between Stadians/Lunatics and NFT bros
I think they took down that guy's post. Shit is even funnier how broken Luna is
TH-cam is where I get all my gaming news. I did not even know the Luna was a thing.
As someone who’s worked at Amazon for over a year, I can say with confidence that this is 100% on brand
The look on Woolie's face at 26:01 is priceless
It's like a masochist gathering. They all just LOVE sharing how much the service sucks!
23:48 not saves, but On psn I had game straight up disappear from my library, despite buying with my own money.
Sony’s only response was “we have no record of you owning this”
Despite countless screenshots and videos of my gameplay, which show my account and everything. Even my digital receipt disappeared
Your digital receipt is an email. Did you delete the email? They can't possibly do that.
@@SBJ_Tube I won’t lie, it’s possible I did. But still, sucked immensely
@@SBJ_Tubeto be frank, I don’t delete emails, especially not on my dedicated one just for that stuff. Shit just up and vanished one day with nothing more than a shrug
26:36 1 time purchase of 200 stupid fuck coins. I was disarmed by that
Giant evil corporate gaming console 1: failed
Bugmen sad
Giant evil corporate gaming console 2: released
Bugmen hope restored
Imagine streaming Babylons fall at 720p with input lag.
Just a smear, the Jackson Pollock gaming experience.
Luna is giving the feelings of renting a game from blockbuster only to have the disc be scratch in a way that makes the game not want to work pass a certain point.
28:21 !MADNESS!
I feel for the guy who lost Assassin's Creed progress and spent currency.
I do not, chumps gonna chump.
There is a reason why people hate having store in a single player game.
I dont
Cloud streamed gaming isn't an entertainment service, it's an overlooked accessibility QA step
28:10 And so, my fellow lunatics, ask not what your console can do for you -- ask what you can do for your console.
CANADIAN STADIANS, HOLD TOGETHER!
And then they all get swept out in one attack.
I lost my goddamn mind at the Luna fans telling the poster to stop fudding about losing stuff he paid money for
Luna-tics... Lunatics... Loonatics...
*Brain: NO! STOP! TURN BACK !! TURN BAAAAACK!!!!**
...Unleashed.
As of 8 hours ago Amazon Luna is now going to be operating in the UK, Canada and Germany....the reddit is still 90% tech help with problems, with the other 10% being how many games are constantly being removed from the catalogue.
Lunacy abroad
What I'm wondering is... Will Terraria devs go two-for-two and punch Luna in the balls (before adding their game to the library anyway because _they can't be stopped_ )?
xD Holy shit, Woolie lost his shit for a sec. His soul was damaged by that shit.
I went to the stadia subreddit to laugh and was not dissapointed. post 1 day ago: 'Any hope for the Assassin's Creed Odyssey save to be transferred?'
ITS BEEN 9 MONTHS SINCE THIS VIDEO WAS UPLOADED
I've been subscribed to Stadia, Playstation Now, and Xbox Games Pass. And I tried Gaikai back in the past. And I'm known mostly for my Looner art, so I feel qualified to be a promoter for Amazon Luna.
24:40
Pat: That's taking money out of your pocket.
Amazon: Really? Tell us more about this 'problem'...
Funny thing about a stick with drift issues with a PC centric console: You can just increase the fucking deadzone for a long term band-aid until you can physically fix it, the thing that you for some reason can't do with consoles.
I still love the reply on Woolie’s end whenever someone in chat asked what the Luna was that they were talking about since they got there late. “Literally, don’t worry about it.”
Oh man this is the best clip in a while haven't laughed this much since a time
I was only half listening at the very end of the clip, so it was really jarring to hear Woolie just start talking about futa out of nowhere, only for me to start paying attention again and have the conversation actually be about motorcycles. Thought I was going insane for a minute there.
ha, I was listening to old CSB podcast from 2 years ago, talking about Luna and Stadia, man this is pretty funny
Stadia ads were playing waaaay longer than they should have
I legitimately thought the Luna launched like a year ago
"THE LONESOME FUTA"
Ah yes. Also known as "Baiken".
I have prime already so I was going to go see if I could get DMC V going to sent clips to Woolie as a goof. But you HAVE to own one of those piece of shit controllers in order for it to work on any device I own. They're asking SEVENTY USD for it. The goof of trying to get judgement cuts on my phone is not worth $70 usd.
EDIT: The controller is marked down to $50. What a bargain! That's a great sign!
Hey $40 + prime is an expensive game pass
@@JeskidoYT except with the game pass you can at least download the games to run them locally.
Woolie, I can't even consistently land Pefect Judgment Cuts normally.
I feel like these cloud services need to go more with turn based games that have high system requirements to be a low spec option, and have the ability to download games to play offline too (all with the idea of being a subscription service like game pass or something). The mainline Persona series would be perfect since the latency wouldn't really matter.
The issue for those companies is they want the more mainstream titles to entice people and never consider stuff like persona
I feel like people who need the most cutting edge graphics and people who appreciate turn-based games isn't even a Venn diagram.
@@Flike245 It's not really about that; it's more of a low end option if the game just crashes on start up, or is otherwise unplayable. The big advantage is players would theoretically be able to play it on anything with an internet connection.
_giggles_
Stadians.
in fairness to the Futa, googling just that term only turns up a federal tax credit thing unless you go into Images
I've not worked a single day of QA in my life but that story of that guy losing progress AND in-game purchases in Odyssey gave me a panic attack. HOW can you not think about this shit before launch
Can't wait to play some delay based netcode fighting games online through luna through McDonald's wifi. This will be a whole new level of lag griefing
It was today I learned Amazon had plans for a streaming service of games, let alone LAUNCHED one.
23:48 look at the realization hit them
Who’s here after the stadia cancel announcement video? Say YEAHHH
Amazon has a game console?
I'm pretty sure it's just a game streaming service.
Yeah, right?
Remember kids, Cloud Gaming is a terrible idea that should not be supported.
Being completely honest I think that one day it will be viable, kinda like VR, but cloud gaming still need their Oculus rift to at least being taken seriously
Right? Cloud gaming is like selling airports to people in the 1800s.
@@NaderinZim Or Green Energy before 2028 (experts have revealed that little tidbit) it won't be viable before then and is inefficent at this time.
It works for Puzzle games, turn-based strategy (barely) and not much else, yet.
🦀 STADIA 🦀 IS 🦀 GONE 🦀
I visit from two years in the future to say... I have never even heard of Luna lol.
The stadians died long ago, the input lag is just preventing the input from reaching them.
Wellness Check? That's a strange way to spell Roast/Roasting Woolie.
The Fertive E-Bussy, so easily forgotten
what a terrible day for having eyes
Its nice to see Woolie has finally come around to understanding the average consumer can feel the lag. It doesn't matter if they dont understand it they feel in they're hands.
Some day we will get the better parsect because the demand is there just not the tech or infrastructure.
BOY this aged hilariously
As a goof, my friends and I played 3rd strike on ps now. It was the worst. I loved it.
2 years later its still the top result just checked
Randomly found this in my recommended. Man, been so long since I've seen Pat and Woolie. Missed Pat's laugh.
You know it'd be ironic is Amazon's servers can't handle streaming because people use Amazon servers for Parsec
Finally watched this video. Finally heard about luna
I have no clue what a luna is. I somehow missed this.
STRONG thumbnail
So Pat's not calling it the stawdia anymore, huh?
I didn’t even know this was a thing …
Man I didn't even know this Luna thing existed
Stadians, 戦え！戦え！
Good old "Everybody Shut up" Segment
I thought this video was recently uploaded
It's been 2 years and I just found out Luna is a thing
I don't know why people are defending stadia/luna and getting butt hurt at the fact the product failed a customer. They are either in denial or are hired employees of Amazon tasked with reputation management.
This is only a very few notches above pay us money and pretend to play video games.
The Stadia Life rebrand to the The Luna Life
The Exstadian Empire fell a thousand years ago...
Anyone else remember OnLive?
Seriously, all these cloud gaming should just get Telltale and Dark Anthology and Quantic Dream games and remove all QTE and just be decisions
or just make Tactics games that's fine with lag
I'm in favor of all digital currency, especially in game mtx and crypto, being branded as "stupid fuckcoins"
In the end, people believe whatever they want to believe regardless of facts or logic.
As it has always been
okay, this is how I found out it was available. I opened the page and in less than a minute I was playing DMC5. As a stadia user I can say this is SMOOOOTH. Though I think there is more lag than stadia. I can't test too much I'M AT WORK! THIS SHOULD BE BLOCKED BY OUR FIREWALLS BUT LUNA SAYS FUCK THAT!
Knowing Amazon exclusive products, like cell phone from 10 years ago it will have decent tech in it but they will kill it once they see a dip in sales
wow i've just heard about amazon luna from woolie