THE NUN is Terrible (and other awful movies about nuns)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ต.ค. 2018
- Nun of these movies are good
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They call "The Nun" the darkest chapter because you can't see anything.
Gray the OK that was actually proper funny 😂 thank you for making my day, it’s been a rough one so thank you. ❤️🙏
XD
How much more black can it be?
Nun More Black.
@@lavander_snakes1249 you can't say that on youtube! Say feel not good
Gray the OK dude i saw this movie at the drive-in and they had to shut the movie off until it got dark because you couldn’t see shit!
The naughty nun
The scawy nun
The slightly miffed nun
The pissed nun
The nun nun
the agitated nun
the salty nun
the rated s for scary nun
the crappy nun
the anguished nun
The sexy nun
the f*cked up nun
the gun nun
the A N G E R Y nun
the non existent nun
the cheap nun
the flat-earther nun
the t h i c c nun
the awful nun
the mean nun
the rude nun
the ruined nun
the suck nun
the crazy nun
the frantic nun
The Nun-believable Hulk
the feminist nun
"Nunchucks" - Movie about a nun that kills guys called Chuck.
"Nun too Bright" - Movie about a nun who is discovered as a math genius.
"Second to Nun" - Movie about a girl who is always been outshined by her sister who is a nun.
"Nun the Wiser" - Sequel to Nun Too Bright
"Then There Were Nun" - Murder mystery about someone killing off Sisters in a convent.
"Nymphomaniac Nuns" - Oops, how did that one get in here.
the sequel got me good
I want all of these.
@@jedimike7622 Specially the last one
Nunphomaniacs?
@@oliverqueen4154 sure
The Tagline of The Nun was literally, “Witness the darkest chapter in The Conjuring universe.” Judging by this video, they weren't wrong.
Lol
@@lustfulcapelladio5746 dudebro, my comment is 2 years old. Nobody cares about it anymore
@@lustfulcapelladio5746
😅
We do still care.
@@TarfuLuke well, let sleeping dogs lie
The actual term for a pre-Nun is "Second to Nun"
Brilliant 👏👏👏
Master of nun
Well that just nun-believable
I’m gonna go hang myself now.
wasn't it Capri Nun or am I mixing things up here
Bruh moment
“The Bad Nun” sounds like a low budget porno title.
And that would have been a better movie
it actually is a low budget porno title
please dont ask where i get my information from
DIOhydrogen Monoxide why?
@@RayTC I need the source for research purposes
The thing is, there have been a lot of very real, very twisted nuns throughout history. It wouldn't have been hard to look into history to find a much more compelling story than all the hogwash they made to piggyback off the already lame "Conjuring" series nun flick.
What is lame here?
Wait there have actually been evil nuns in history? Which ones?! Now I'm curious!
the conjuring 2 is one of my favorite movies ever and the first conjuring movie is also extremely good but all of the other conjuring universe movies (aside from maybe Annabelle: creation or Annabelle comes home, although those aren't amazing) are either very mid or just trash.
I feel like within each Nun movie it progressively looks more and more like a TH-cam video lmao
*the word nun is just the letter n doing a cartwheel*
And unu is nun rolling
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
@Ryan Jang why, I just wanted to join in with what you guys were doing. :(
Fbi open up
Woa
"You are so pathetic, i am so strong" weird flex demon
nun 3: ebola day
nun 2:
RAP'N TUDO FAMÍLIA 321
but okj
Wierd flex but ok....
The Nun: The Gucci Awakens
The dog nun on a couch was the scariest nun of the year.
My favorite aspect of the 'Curse of the Nun' is the notion of the ghost of a 1950s nun haunting an early 2000s suburban tract house.
I’d rather watch “The Rad Nun” about a nun who competes in the X Games
moedanglez clarence ♥️
Id rather watch some nun porn tbh
Or "The Sad Nun" about a nun who lost her Father.
This deserves more likea
Or “The Chill Nun” who kills people by watching Albert.
Fun Fact: If you call the police and you don’t answer they will send some people because they will think it is a hostage situation
Do they find out the address using the phone number or?..
@@KanityOnePieceChill Most likely.
Kanity - One Piece Chill I think they zone in on the location of where the phone call is coming from.
I was 6-7 years old and accidentally dialed 911 being dumb. Panicked and hung up. They called back and I had to assure them I was ok and got lectured on the phone.
I did that once and nothing happened
Bad nun?
More like:
*The nun with no fun*
I remember when my parents got me to watch the nun with them and I called out literally every single scare. The most basic horror movie I’ve seen.
Part of me wishes there was a movie called “Nun of your Business.”
Could also be a series. Like the Office, but it's nuns trying to run a business
Underrated
that’s so nun
as in like dumb
Weeaboo_Queen_of_Anime And the CEO of this organisation is a Mother Superior kind of nun who’s trying to keep the others under control lol.
@@R1ptide_Drag0n instead of a business it’s a church and anytime someone asks them what their going to do with the church they just hit them with the classic “it’s Nun of your business”
I want *nun* of that.
Papillon Immortel overused unfunny joke
Boo ☹️
@@richardhimself150 overused hate-boy comment
I fucking knew somebody already made this joke
This movie is second to *nun.*
I love the writer telling on himself through the random dude’s texts in The Bad Nun.
Like you can almost hear him going “Okay, what would convince a woman to drive over to a complete stranger’s house for a hookup?
Oh, I know! Being a horny creep and then following up by tipping your fedora and telling her she’s pretty! That works in all of my weird fantasies!”
The kindest person I ever met in my life was a nun. They symbolize something wonderful for me.
What do they symbolize?
@@concept5631 Love, service, selflessness, giving, kindness, profound compassion.
@@fareshajjar1208 cool
I'm watching NUN of these
My humour is nun-existence
-Pampered Pyro- noice
Your not nunny
@@rooiflitz you mean nun funny
Cease with these nunsense! I am having nun of these puns.
🤣
the only ‘and it was all a dream’ i’ve ever supported is alice in wonderland
Same
and also inception...
wizard of oz?
Bruh, Fight Club tho
Same but I also kinda support Mario 2 (US)
I remember going to cinemas with my now ex girlfriend as she was really looking forward to it because she liked the conjuring series but after the movie we were extremely disappointed, the nun wasn’t as creepy as she was in the conjuring 2 probably because she was more hidden in the second conjuring movie.
Despite the flaws, I liked the soundtrack of the Nun. Also, I could kinda understand why the demon didn't kill Frenchie because technically, if they killed Frenchie, the video tape from the Warrens would not make sense anymore to exist (the tape that showed Valak possessing Frenchie). Using Frenchie, the demon was able to leave the place of the nuns and get to more victims outside it (their cameo in the Annabelle series and Conjuring 2).
:/ It kinda makes sense to me, even if others won't agree.
I went on a date and we watched The Nun bc she likes horror movies. The point in the movie where she's being possessed or whatever, the entire room broke out laughing bc it was so funny. Someone yelled out that she was t-posing. Another person said that she was doing the Michael Jackson lean thing. It was a great time
Did you get to smash her after the date?
LonerNomad thats the most important thing
We need to know
Tell us
*Please*
3:21
He: just got buried alive with limited oxygen
He again: lights a lighter that consumes oxygen
JAIL
@@miner3128 NO U
Lights a lighter in a wooden cascet
@@RicardoLopez-cm2zv the smartness
*Fuck **-Oxygen-** Logic*
*All My Homies Hate **-Oxygen-** Logic*
I actually watched The Nun to the end
Which is a good testament to how not scary it was because I can't handle horrors for shit
At least in the case of _The Bad Nun,_ the nun isn't a disgruntled spirit or an aggrieved demon, it's just a creepy and kinky old dude who likes to dress in nun-drag.
Person: What religion do you follow.
Me: Nunya business
Donkey bend ogre
😑
epic zinger lul
Leave
I think Me is a Stooqid
I went to a Catholic High School and those nuns were way scarier.
True story m8
I didn't go to a Catholic school but i 100% believe you.
SilvarusLupus t
Especially when they got out the stick. Nun'a that stuff was short of a Shaolin beating.
Seriously. I went to a catholic school a couple times to fuck a couple of nuns there. I was not able convince them to give up their nun......nery. If only my cock was maybe 2 or 3 inches longer I might've done it. They were really slutty. Initiated everything that went down. Including them. Especially the fat one. She was a real freaky deaky. She'd eat a couple donuts while getting pounded from behind.
EDIT: Oh shit! LOL!! You said, "scarier". WTF I swear I saw "sexier" Fuck.
OK. So I cannot relate to what you said.
15:18 cracked me up, dials 911, gets a perfectly clear response and she's like, hold on, let me move around here, this really feels like a part of the movie where the phone needs to stop work. Okay, you're breaking up. Hold on, maybe over here... NO, DON'T SEND HELP YET, YOU'LL RUIN THE FINALE!
When you actually know nuns irl this is a top tier comedy
when we watched the nun in the movie theatre i swear the dude in front of us was drunk. he had no shoes on, feet resting up on the seat in front of him and pissing himself laughing everytime valak came out.
Tui Marama sounds like a great time
Only way to enjoy the movie it seems
i had guy like that in infinity war
My friend and I went to go see it and literally everyone in the theater was laughing lmao
Tui Marama in that drunk man’s defense I was sober and I was laughing throughout the movie as well...like it wasn’t scare enough but it was funny
Your dog wearing that Mask was scarier than all of those movies combined.
How was it scary?? It was so cute and funny.
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki its a joke dumbass
Anios Arkhangelisk r/wooosh
Anios Arkhangelisk exactly
This truly is a bruh moment Bruh moment 9001 not reddit
Ball: Hey Corin could you please respect my legacy in the conjuring universe and make a good horror-movie about me?
Corin Hardy: No, I don't think I will.
it would've been cool if it kinda did what Saw did and had the Nun only kill sinners, because, y'know, she's a murderous nun
The 2021 hit horror movie, " The Pope", and it's 2023 sequal, " The Cardinal", then it will get a spin-off series called " The Priest", then we will make a shity prequel called " The Rabi", then a Malaysian rip off version called " The Monk" 😂😂😂
and then an Indian copy called "The Sadhu/Holy Man"
Then another prequel called “The Jesus”
and then, "the bible"
You 3 have gotten a sub from me
You misspelled sequel
If they want real spooks than make a movie about a priest and his choir boys
Stop
"spooks" you mean nuts
In little shota buttholes
@@salpertia its all the same to me
oh boy!!! that´s a great idea!!
mcBUFFfluff I get it cause the priest resets the universe
What confused me about The Bad Nun is that it looks like its set in Britain, with British actors and actresses, but our emergency number is 999. I guess the script initially expected it to be set in the US and they didn't fix it?
Films like these are the type where you pirate off some shady website and navigating through the ads is still scarier than the movie itself
“...a little person in your mind with a massive red flag waving it around...”
*soviet anthem starts to play*
22:02 Kommunist hat, got the lovely red star.
11:19 is my original comment btw
Yikes
Šarūnas Tamošiūnas Are you an imbecile?
@@JS-cu5fq What the fuck does that even mean
Pre Nun = Pun
Gavin Gilbertson
Holllllllyyyyyyyy sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeiiiiiiiitttttttttt!!!!!!!!
Gavin Gilbertson nun of that please
That's just Nun-sense
Pre nun= dough
Ok that's what I call a good pre nun
I laughted at loud when she spat the blood. Her eyes were so round it looked like a fish.
I also laughted at loud when the boot fell down in anabelle 2, it reminded me to a looney toones episode after some acme explosion.
As you guess, i am no longer welcome to see scary movies with my friends nor relatives since i was alone laughing in the theater.
Director: How much though do we put into this?
Writer: nun.
"The disgruntled nun!"
*Disnuntled...*
Nun moment
r/angry upvote
Crocs Feesh nun momentum
disguesting nunmentom
Grundle
Actually, an evil storage facility could make for a fun movie idea. Not that it stores evil, but that the facility itself is evil. I've been in storage facilities. They're unnerving. A film with someone getting lost in one lends to the potential for multiple scenarios as they encounter different lockers. Perhaps the contents of each locker are twisted into deadly devices to torment whoever gets lost in its halls. Honestly, if you got some engineers, artists, and a safety inspector together, they could come up with some pretty gnarly scenarios for that film. I'd watch it.
I’m thinking something along the lines of the early Resident Evil games
Have every locker be like it's own version of the cube...from The Cube. Obviously. It has the potential to have some awesome freaky imagery and mind-fuckery.
Yo, that actually sounds pretty dope!
Bro. Cabin in the Woods. Watch it. 94% on rotten tomatoes. It’s a lot like what you’re saying.
A voice of reason this sounds like an scp, probably bc a lot of scps are way more imaginative than a lot of horror movie villains lmao
The nun mask scared me more that all of the movies
I love it how you could count off before the jumpscares in this movie. Like I was deadass bored at the CLIMAX of this movie. At the end the scares I swear to god came with like a beat like "1, 2, 3, Jumpscare" so boring. :D
im pissed that the nun mask scared me every time it showed up
I'm so happy I'm not the only one
Weeaboo_Queen_of_Anime dog scared the shit outta me
Same
Yep same
Mainly scared me for how ugly it is
I love how all these movies aren’t scary but Elvis flushing the nun mask scared me
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one honestly
Same
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JBR Steel
Yes i wasn’t really focused on the video so i jumped
@@Manofthebloodborne nice
When he said that her phone just doesn’t randomly work, my phones wifi went out
Puppet Combo's Nun Massacre is pretty dope tho lol the only horror-nun that scares me, but it's a video game
That second movie has porn tier acting and production from the clips you showed
Archmonarch I thought it was a joke or parody
@@commentcopbadge6665 Thanks for the tip!
@@commentcopbadge6665 My good sir, you have done a great service to the community. *salute*
Lightning spirit
*salute* returned in kind.
lmao
"Don't be afraid to kill people." I really needed to hear this today, thanks :')
Here's some more encouragement, over 50% of murderers get away with it. If they don't find you in the first 48 hours that number jumps to over 80%
Dream The Endless Thank you so much ❤😭❤
Don't forget to wear gloves! No fingerprints!
Just act like Ted Bundy and you should get away with it.
This comment and reply section concerns me. o-o
xD
Timmering uwu TwT o-o xD RaWr
In all honesty, I feel like with at least one of those movies where someone dies that the main character gets framed or suspected for murder.
When he acted that imaginary scene of the nun and the dude under the bed making a deal. Deadass my imagination displayed!!!!
No Nun November
Bible black
Bitch I hate you
But the nun wanna get some
That wouldn’t be so hard
Luis Garcia nice
The Bad Nun should’ve been named: The Mildly Depressed Nun
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Or atleast 'I Know What This Nun Did Last Summer' or 'The Nun Whom Got Her Groove Back'. 🤷
first time I've ever seen a video from you and I loved it. Your humor and take on stuff is great. Kudos, 2 thumbs up, 5 stars!
"Like one of those stupid scenes from Dragonball Z where you know they're just wasting time"
But that's the whole show...
Lets just *Pray* that there isn't another _Nun_
Ironic in terms of culture
I'm not mad... just disappointed
@XxVirtualRi0ts FUCK HALLOWEEN
Big oof, I just hope it's not a title or main plot to another nun movie
Yes, let's have nun of that
So many nun puns.
I wish there were nun of them.
L for Loser th-cam.com/video/2uQ76qrlK78/w-d-xo.html
L for Loser saw that coming
Nun of this is funny
If the next movie about nuns is not a dark comedy titled "Nun of Your Business" I will be very disappointed.
tbh the best scene in the entire Nun movie is when these Crusaders and priests bust down the doors of the Duke’s room and stop his summoning of Valak.
Gave me some cool ideas of a Medieval version of the Men in Black for like demons and shit.
*Nun 2: Sans Boogaloo*
Thats a movie i would watch
DUNNA NUH NUH, NUH NUH NUNNA NUNNA
DUNNA NUH NUH, NUH NUH NUNNA NUNNA
*SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS*
I’ve seen you before 👌
Waiting for "Conjuring 3:Infinity War"
i've heard the word nun so many times that i feel numb at this point
Nunb
@@huimang94 nice
nunb
You mean you feel “Nun” at this point.
Semantic satiation
Funny story: I was at the beach with my friends and it wasn’t a particularly sunny day, so we decided to stay home and watch a movie all of us. We chose the nun, half way through the movie everyone but me was sleeping. Only goes to show how spooky it was
I know this is an older video but I will always adantly defend the nun as the unrecognized horror-comedy it truly is. Feck I hold it up to almost evil dead 2, from the Indiana Jones solution to finding the holy hand grenade is fuggin parody gold
Nuns dating? Again, aren't they celibate, or am I missing something?
These people are making horror movies about nuns when they themselves don't know the first thing about nuns.
I think he said ex boyfriend, so she may be a new nun
”The Bad Nun?”
I think I can speak on everyone’s part when I say that it sounds like a porno.
Welp I guess my mind is too clean to see that instantly
I can
I can see that
But the pedo priest sounds like a better porno... WAIT SHIT NO THAT SOUNDS WAY WORSE WHY DID I THINK IT SOUNDED BETTER! wait I think its just funny that's why, why am I talking to myself. I need mental help.
lol
8:49 his acting is rivaling Adam faking his death
From movie "Saw" you mean? Lol
3:21 - We all know the saying: "Bury me alive once, shame on you. Bury me alive twice, shame on me."
I died of laughter when the physiatrist started speaking latin and said "SUPERNOSE!!"
Supernooossse! - Some guy
*THE ONLY NUN MOVIE WE NEED IS THE SISTER ACT*
I WILL FOLLOW HIIIIIIIM
FOLLOW HIM WHEREVER HEEEE MAY GOOOOOOO
and the sound of music!
lemon grab I agree. Best Nun movie.
lemon grab This comment is so underrated 😂 agreed
FAX
The transitions he made with the nun mask were scarier than the films themself
TRUE
There is movie from the early 2000(if I remember correctly) called The nun, directed by Brian Yuzna, the guy involved in the Reanimator movies and Necronomicon to name a few, that had a mix between serial killer and supernatural monster for a script. It was quite good. You might check that out
Why do good girls like bad nuns I have had this question for a really long time I’ve been a bad nun and it’s plane to see
Edit: For all of you freaking grammar nazis I meant plain to see.
So why do good girls fall in love with me?
That nun of this actually good to read.
Catholicism 101
Fly mCran ha gay
Great until you fucked up the word plain
100% of comments: nun puns
I saw nunthing like that
@@bornmonk4234 I hate you
What? I saw none of those here. Wtf??
Nice Josef Mengele picture ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Blasphemisch Zeit i had this picture for months and nobody noticed
Elvis flushing a 3$ nun mask down the toilet was better than all of these movies combined to be completely honest.
The Nun made me pray. I prayed right through the movie that it will please end that I could leave the cinema and forget about the money that I wasted on it
A pre-nun is called a “novice”
And then apprentice, and then adept, and then expert, and then master.
Nun 100
@@horrorcentral1567 Nun-hundred
Weeaboo_Queen_of_Anime minecraft villager reference?
@@piglinwithnetheriteboots7439 Elder Scrolls reference but Minecraft works too
“Pre-nuns” are often called novices, novitiates or postulants.
Friend: Hey how come you never watched the NUN with me
Me: It was NUN of my business
Valak: "MWAHAHAHAH I WILL BURY THIS PRIEST ALIVE but also I'm gonna put this 'help me I'm buried alive' bell he can ring to get rescued cuz tradition I guess"
The curse of the nun looks like a TH-cam unpaid show
groovysheep Fucking Project 7 had better acting. Lmao.
A woman who has not yet reached the "Nun" rank is called a "Sister".
In Alabama that is called a wife
Shishtar
Benjamin Antman Friend zoned again
Painfulrage lol
@@SeraphFour sweet home alabama
Your dog in that nun mask was more scary than the movie. :D
Thanks for the review of these Nun themed offerings. Reminds me of an old joke. What's the only meat a priest eats on Friday? It's Nun!! 😝🤣
The Nun was too unrealistic for my taste. The Annabelle and Conjuring movies actually tried to stay a bit realistic.
@@Buznut. Chill
Josh
BUMBLEBEE18 xbox Wtf dude, relax.
BUMBLEBEE18 xbox calm the fuck down my guy
BUMBLEBEE18 xbox
It wasn’t based on a true story but was still realistic (::
She's not drowning her she's baptizing her lol
@B R U V ! how u know
I don’t know if you were being sarcastic too, or if you’re genuinely unaware of his sarcasm
@@mowithdaflow wdym
You’ll never know
Nice 69 likes
I know I'm finding this video years late, but i don't care. The Blood of Christ being spit on the demon was totally taken from Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight, an absolute delight of a movie. How dare they.
I remember watching The Nun in theaters and it was so bad, the jump scares were so predictable, like the music leading up to them would give it away EVERY time
Next:
“The bad nun that kills people”
After that:
"The mean nun that stares at people"
And “The bad nun that lets people free of her grasp and just stands there”
KaidenL711 the next movie: „the really big meanie old lady nun that flys very slowly to her victim to take slowly their breath away while they victim acts really badly because it’s the actors first role and hopes that it looks scary”
Then: _the really rude and disrespectful nun that speaks in a condescending voice that might scare a younger audience, however she has a sad backstory where she was raised by a single mother on a farm- _*_okay I might be going on and on now, sorry._*
@@hanjisung5329 Then: *The nun that doesn't actually do anything and is pretty awesome to hang out with*
"There's a *billion* more convenient ways to kill someone."
- Alien, 2020
I read your comment right as he was saying it like subtitles
i wanted to watch the first movie and i only just realized it came out 3 years ago
i am eternally living around 2017
When you said that’s a lot of nun I thought you were gonna say “that’s a lot of nun-sense”
I thought being a nun means a commitment to god? How do you have a boyfriend lady? 🤔
I was watching deadly women and a nun had sex with the priest than another nun killed her because she was of her devotion to God. Personally I think that rule is dumb as you can be devoted to God and still be married/in a relationship. My baptist parents prove that every day.
@@selestielwolf7949 You miss the point of celibate completely. Celibate rule was made by church to keep money in. No kids ? No inheritance. No spouses ? No 50/50 fund split. Celibate as idea, is ONLY for people devoted to something - it's not only for religion, one can be sworn to help others and still be following celibate themselves, or be sworn to serve inhumane idea like Justice and still for sake of it sacriface themselves to celibate.
Church used the idea for it's own gain. And church is allowing anybody outside it's structures for marriages - after all they need sheep to manipulate. That's why Church while being to itself against any families, tends to promote reckless procreation to make sure that sheeplets are dumb and easy to fell into Church powers of manipulation. If mother is dumb (like young when she had child thus no more time for education and is poor also because of it) children will be dumb as well.
@@cracmar03 the final thing you said is not correct, kids can grow up to be dumb or smart regardless of the financial situation of the family, other factors are at play here as well.
@@cracmar03 i dont get what you mean by implying the church pushes for young pregnancy but i am guessing many of your opinions are subjectively against the chatolic church. The celibate has an ancient meaning that goes beyond the money. Did you even read the bible? :\
"you've been GOOSEified!"
Ya got goosed!
Yoooo mondo i love ur content
No i got duckified
sup bro
Yes
Say what you want, but with your hand hanging over the bed, and it getting grabbed, that is nightmare fuel