THE SAND - A Hilariously Bad Horror Movie
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OH MY GOD ELVIS THANK YOU!😭😭 *muah*
GUYS THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!
There's my guy. You're famous now Jerry, hope to see you in movies soon !
Thanks Jerry...thank you
well boys we did it, we found Jerry
Its actually jerry
Hey jerry
This movie is Anakin's worst nightmare.
*i don't like sand its course, rough and it gets every where*
i’m glad i’m not the only StarWars fan here!
Neo Chilly oopp
OhItsTom his is only 3mins faster if u don't update the chat while watching it just happens it's not stolen
This and Kindergarten Cop.
They’re basically just playing the floor is lava.
With Girls in Bikinis edition!
community did it better lol
@@ThatSquidYT On roller skates in outer space
Just get up Marsha!
Yeah, but it’s with that one kid that has to make up stupid rules that don’t even exist.
“I don’t wanna die with a dick on my face” is a perfectly legitimate sentiment. Good writing 10/10
You got a 100 likes, but you didnt get any replies, WHAT?
Hi
Well, it does have "comedy" listed as one of it's genres, so that's understandable. But unfortunately they didn't have "parody" listed as one of the genres
2 out of 10
-i would- i agree
to be fair, if my friends said "yo don't touch the sand! it's killing people!"
I'd trust them, mainly because I'd rather trust them than be killed by sand.
I’d rather be the idiot that fell for the prank than the idiot who died not listening lol
@@CaileyMcMcKenna exactly
@@CaileyMcMcKenna Literally
@@CaileyMcMcKenna in hindsight, yeah. but 99% of us would immediately think its a hoke
Same I’d rather live as a fool then die a fool
"Arractive people, and a fat guy."
My friends and me summed up.
Why are you watching a rat...
@@ratinabagofchips3657 Why are you in a bag of chips?
@@James-rs6uh cuz I like chips and wanna know something else....
I'M IN YOUR BAG OF CHIPS MUHAHAHAHA
You shouldnt be that mean to your friend there, I’m sure he’s not fat. He’s just long time full.
@@setlerking got that appetite
The idea itself isn't even that dumb it's just horrendously executed.
Tremors is an example of a well executed movie
Like this
The idea of some giant squid monster with magic tentacles hijacking the sand and using it to kill off unsuspecting beach goers isn't that dumb indeed.
I listened to a creepypasta about a similar topic, it was really good
Like a giant sand lion or something alike, but I guess star wars already did that
the hot dog scene was maybe the smartest move ever done by a horror movie character in any horror movie ive ever seen. maybe
You know what would have made it smarter if they cut those hot dogs in half Doubling the radius
Watching a bad horror movie with a group of friends is the best thing ever. It somehow becomes 10x funnier compared to watching alone
thats if you have a group of friend
@@k_krabco9562 lol
If you have friends, sure. I can imagine that.
House of the Dead is the perfect bad horror movie for that kind of action.
Cop: Oh whoops! Dropped my keys. *grabs entire chunk of sand*
Underrated
That's not what you do when you drop your keys? Dropped my keys *grabs chunk of sidewalk*
He lives with the rare condition of Squidward Tentpoleitis to where it's hard for him to pick things up because of past trauma with claw machines
@@StudlyFudd13 lol
His hand is a claw machine on it's own
I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. And it also kills you sometimes.
Star wart
@@rendytias5866 Sand wars
San-d diego would like to have a word with you
That fact that this is true because if you are dumb enough you could die from quick sand
Sometimes i eat Sand
I quite like the concept of tentacles (giant jellyfish) coming from the sand and slowly evolving and whenever you touch the sand the carnivorous acidic will slowly dissolve you and you get pulled under. But the character's acting, decisions, and literally barely any actual action or progress of the film are just... *inhales then pushes the director and storywriter into the sand*
Disclaimer: I've never seen this movie and this video is my first exposure to it.
I think it's not using the tentacles could be explained by the fact is barely a day old, I think it's just growing and learning, the tentacles may start out as pubic hairs and slowly (or quickly depending on how you think about it) turn into big tentacles. perhaps if the movie was better written that would explain that, or maybe the director wants you to think about it yourself?
The same goes for what it chooses to grab, it may not have been aware that people were on the surfboard, or that the cop (who was the only person wearing shoes in the entire movie) was wearing shoes.
As for them taking forever to open the trunk, or figure out to wrap towels around their feet, do you really think the kind of people attending a party like this and falling asleep in a convertible with the top down in the middle of a beach are that bright?
Honestly, I feel like if the movie was rewritten, recast, had better special effects, and had a little bit of thought put into it, it could have had the bones of a really good movie.
Also, I think nearly the entire movie taking place on a tiny patch of beach was a dumb idea as well, I feel like it would have done better if it maybe took place on a private island resort or something, they could have spent the entire movie trying to figure out how to get off the island (devise a plan to get to a boat on a dock to find out the battery doesn't work etc.), maybe it wasn't in the budget?
I really think a big plothole is that no one came looking for the cop all day who presumably had a patrol route that someone would have checked out when he didn't show up at the end of the day, But I digress.
*TLDR:*
I really think this movie is a case of good idea, bad execution, but, the execution was so bad in this case that some people mistake the movie for a bad idea altogether.
There's my 373-word mini-essay.
Movie bad.
movie had a 100 dollar budget
@@themarksman4557well that explains why it was so shit
Nobody's going to read this comment 😂
The true horror of this movie is the psychological trauma it caused Anakin.
found ya
Daddy 😫
i hate sand
@@ithilan when it gets in your shoe 🤮
You're early
Every bad movie Elvis covers is basically just “don’t ask questions”
"You'll have no idea what is happening in this movie, Because neither are we!"
-Movie production team probably
Elvis has the cutest laugh. Always laughs and looks down and to the side. 😂
Whole day passes and NO ONE comes to the beach on a nice sunny day? People falling asleep standing up is more believable.
This movie would've been greatly improved if the fat guy was the only survivor.
I agree. Or at least had a bigger role in saving people.
Agreed, everyone’s eaten by a beach but this dude just rolls off
Or the better option, Gilbert the barrel man.....is the monster
You've given me a great idea for a horror movie
@Jaiden Cuntapay A sort of Outlast situation, where it's more about surviving long amounts of time rather than dealing with an external force. Haven't fleshed out the details yet, but I'm on my way now
I watched this movie, randomly, with my almost 70 year old mother; she was laughing so hard she was actually in tears. I think that is the best review I can give.
Comedy just can't beat these B rated horror movies.
@@TacSon yes they do make me laugh more than most comedys
@@TacSon I believe you mean Z movie
I wish my grandma could enjoy a film. She doesn't watch anything.
Me too. It's a total comedy
the most interesting thing about this movie is to show how being in a famous disney show doesn't save you from poor career choices
For the inconsistencies with the big Tenticals
Theory: the thing basically just got born so I mean it’s like learning to walk but in monster form
Somehow I already know that your smooch for Jerry will be the scariest part of this review...
omg its one topic
Onetopic Pog
Gamer moment?
Topicky Wopicky! not expect to see you here :)
@Gary Hall agree call 911
"I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." Anakin Skywalker.
Clicked only for this
Me too
Same
Hi merasmus
I think Anakin Skywalker is right
-Abraham Lincoln
You'd be amazed how drunk people sleep in weird ways. One of my older brothers got drunk and went to sleep on the floor in the kitchen. When people tried to going in, he'd tell people to get out of his bedroom
First of all! Who TF grabs their keys like a Claw Machine Game @14:14?!
That is all. Awesome video btw.
Rest in peace Cleo Berry, the fat guy should never have died to this alien because he was safe where he was until "plot"
Lol why would you say RIP Cleo Berry? I thought the actor died and felt guilty for a second
I don’t get why he died he was the best character
So they were drunk enough to:
-ignore thousands of screams
-not get freaked out by Cthulhu and Goku’s egg baby
-and fall asleep standing up
I believe it.
Seems legit
We’ve all been there.
First how did ThEy all get that drunk and not just one
And that's a fact
15:15 I guess the logic would be that it has to identify you as a living prey, the moment it does it grabs whatever
Was not expecting one of the main Hannah Montana actors to show up in this 😂
Can you watch “big ass spider” yes it’s actually called big ass spider.
Yes please
Agreed.
Also, your name threw me off. Nicccceee
What's it about?
I kinda like that movie tbh
"Guys we used all the budget! How will we make the special effects?"
"I got some spaghetti and my kid has some slime"
this deserves more likes than it has
I mean, I kind of like the concept of a Lovecraftian horror that hides itself under the sand and starts dragging people to their deaths - but like... not like this...
I've always thought that deserts could be a terrifying place for a horror, with the already extreme natural environment and lack of all resources, but all I can really think of is The Hills Have Eyes. This ain't it though.
In all fairness...the idea was that it was growing as it ate. It got more powerful, ate things faster, grew the tentacles then began using them. . . Twas the idea. Bad movie still, all around.... but uhhh... that twas the idea.
Dude, they weren’t just drunk. They were taking every drug in existence.
Even flakka??? 😅
@@Euc_Jr yes
@@Euc_Jr he said “every” so ye
They vaped once
This is your brain on drugs.
They should've called this movie: No Shirt No Shoes No Living.
Yes I petition they changed the name to this. I bet it would sell better.
I’d see that movie in a heartbeat!
That's an actually good name
lo
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I feel like you've never properly been blackout drunk.
Glad I found this channel. Love it
*Party going strong*
"Hey I found this alien egg thing!"
*stoner goes home*
"Oh my god we're dying!"
-everyone dies-
-post credits-
*Stoner takes a rip from a bong*
"Whoa, scoobie doo is a great dane..."
The monster left cuz he realized how stupid the protagonists where
He was like bruh really, you guys are no fun.
*Were
@@bloodyax8070 Whar is wrong with ur name?
The replies is some trippy shit here.
Pretty hypocritical of it
The cost of the film: 2 hot dogs and $20
maybe just one hot dog, they could have washed the sand off and reused it.
@@rottencandy2675 idk why but that made me laugh
@@rottencandy2675 The funniest part is that actually could be true lmfao
I would've made better effects on that budget
And peanuts and boiled eggs at the snack table.
8:02 it grows because it ate
you know its sad when the ocean is the most convincing actor in this movie
There's a movie called The Rubber. The description is "a car tire comes to life with the ability to make people explode. It goes on a murderous rampage through the Californian desert."
Omg i-
Please show me this :o this is INCREDIBLE
Its self aware tho
Rubber was ok.
@@endinessendiness7842 the point is, that its wierd
"Attractive people"... "Looks like Yandere Dev"
Pick one
Apparently some girls find him attractive so...
Why can’t I pick both
@@Mr_Green2178 Mr Alex is far from attractive my g
Fun Fact:I'm the Only Gay Guy In 100 Miles
@@saganadams1542 thats nice but nobody asked
1:19
I literally screamed out "IS THAT A BIG-ASS COSMIC NUTSACK?"
Ok the ben Shapiro picture made me laugh so hard I started coughing and wheezing.
So this is why Anakin hates sand, he was talking about this movie
Maybe?!
I don’t like lovecrafts pubes, they’re course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
@@ladymariaoftheastralclockt9313 😂😂😂
Baywatch is also just shit.
@@slevinchannel7589 touché
If John Carpenter, for example, remade this, the premise could work really well, I think.
I wish John would.
Yeah, it's actually a cool concept, it just needed better execution.
I know nobody is gonna get this reference but terramorphis anyone
Exactly what I was thinking. Some psychological horror could really boost this concept.
@@Redemption-cj4jk hell yeah ,how about hyperius
Anakin would've found this movie terrifying.
To be honest, this movie triggered some serious reverse trypophobia with those lines from the sand. It was so unnerving to watch those things come out of the sand
Wow, Kinetic Sand really upped their game.
Underrated comment
Omg lol 😂
Hahha
*KINETIC SUPER SAMD*
@@gasterstanley1510 YES.
I just realized that they literally were like "lets make the floor is lava but we need a reason for the girls to be in bikinis".
The "Yandere Dev" lookin' ass is Mitchel Musso. He was also in Pair of Kings😂
I've fallen asleep standing up 🤷🏻♀️
"I hate The Sand. It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere." -Anakin Skywalker, Film Reviewer
i hate dust
I hate xenos
yes. it is.
@@SHADOW17018 I don't want it building up in my home
I've barely starting the video and this comment already has me rolling XD
This Movie was filmed in 17 days, with a $25 Million dollar budget.
WHAT?
No kidding? I guess that the Drug Cartels have found new ways of laundering money...
25 Million!? They are at some random beach with effects that they probably made in a few hours. No big actors or even good scripts... where did all the money go? :I
Shit man, I would've made this in two days and 100 dollars in snacks for the actors.
Gotta wash that money really clean
Meanwhile, I can't get my SCP found footage filmed for 10k
Umm I looked it up... I don’t think it was a $25 million budget. All the sites said it had a small, meager budget and the only site that mentioned that the $25 million was amazon. However they only said “If you’re looking for something with a $25 million dollar budget, you won’t find it.”.
OMFG I remember watching this with my cousin when we were like 8 in my grandmothers bed room, it was like 7am on a weekend and it was on her old optimum dvr free movies section 😭😭
I love this video. I have rewatched it so many times!
Something about Elvis making fun of movies with Nick Cage in the background gives me unlimited enjoyment
Actually, it looks like the monster just wants to eat organic stuff, so when it feels boots, it just loses interest, it doesn't even try to pull it in, but when it realizes that inside that inorganic cover there's an organic blob, it pulls everything in. Quite consistent with the surfboards.
Banana.
Oh and also how did it find the Guy in the barrel
@@enderkatze6129 Either plot hole (most likely) or the barrel was without a bottom. The rest of the movie seems consistent enough, even though I'll never be sure because it sucks and I'll never see it XD
@@TheDahaka1 yeah, plotholes.
@@enderkatze6129 I imagine its from his blood leaking out onto the sand and it discovered the source
Gonna be honest, whenever you ask why why people believe people I always say out loud “I mean it’s better to believe them and not die because of it rather than not even care and don’t listen.” Let’s be honest.
You describing the tentacles as pubes is quite honestly one of the funniest things I've seen in a long while in a TH-cam review lmfao
I knew a guy who past out against a radiator and in the morning his skin was burnt to it. We had to rip his skin literally off, to get him freed. He was only super drunk btw. So yeah honestly if you get fucked up enough, you apparently can fall asleep anywhere.
My life was so much better before I read this.
oh god no why did I visualize it thats so terrible
it happened to a friend of mine too, who felt asleep next to a campfire. his feet got glued to the stones around.
i was so bixtooned once i almost fell asleep/passed out in a snowbank and probably would have froze to death if the cops didnt wake me and send me home lol lol
This did not happen
“I hate sand, it’s coarse rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere”
Another happy landing
Hello there
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You're shorter than I expected.
"I wanna watch tremors"
"We have tremors at home"
I love your reviews. Can't get enough. I start watching them as soon as I get home. With you i just can't stop laughing. I find myself agreeing with you and laughing like you can hear me. I enjoy them
I love how stubborn that monster is bc he stayed on that beach for at least a day for like 5 people and then all of a sudden he just doesn't care anymore and leaves
i will give the characters in this movie one singular break: not doing anything while the first two people were dying would be kinda expected cause they just woke up and its a panic situation and from what i can tell since they musta been blackout drunk to fall asleep where they did they must also be hungover abit, so instead of having rational thought processes like “lets move the car and grab them” its just irrational panic
Me: "Is that Mitchell Musso?"
Elvis: "He was also in Hannah Montana."
Me: "It's Mitchell Musso!" :v
Always kinda wondered what he's been up to. xD Now I know.
"It's got the strength of a million men behind those puebs"
LOOL
This movie looks very coarse, rough, and irritating.
It seems to get everywhere too.
@@KingofYggdrasil r/woosh
@@kitsune1298 not a woooosh
@@KingofYggdrasil I don’t think you understood what I was talking about.
@@KingofYggdrasil yessir
Maybe the monster left because it got sick of the screaming too.
The kind of horror movie you make when your budget is exactly zero.
The cop: oh guess I dropped mah keys. Lemme just LITERALLY GRAB DA WHOLE DAM BEACH
He got ate like a key lime pie.
Guys don’t bully him the keys are a size 9
I shouldn't have laughed at this
Lol
* Plastic raft *
Monster: ah shit cant get into this
* Metal barrel *
Monster: *o fuck yeah*
Obviously it was rusted on the bottom. Come on now lol.
@@Brisco_County_Jr still, its a PLASTIC RAFT.
@@anintellectual1637 it was sarcasm. Still one of the best comedies on Tubi.
When I watched the film it's not entirely clear but there are hints throughout that the beast has been slowly eating him through the bottom of the barrel since the start.
its allways the fat guy that dies
i get the feeling that this movie was made to be laughed at, and the crew made it this way. i hope it is. i feel bad for anyone who thinks this film will terrify people
Funniest part when the beach patrolman played by "Jaime Kennedy" arrives at the beach. They crew trying to convince him not to step on the sand He amused to the warning.....fast forward, when the patrolman slips on the sand the creature bites his arm off. He let off a horrific scream......such a.funny scene.....👍❤♣️♥️♠️♦️
"The Floor Is Lava!"
"Nah, that's a bad idea for a horror movie."
"How about we do the same thing but instead of floor it's sand, and instead of lava..... it's hair."
"That's awesome"
Nah, that's not what happened, THIS is what happened: "hey man I saw a cool video last night about a tentacle monster doing weird flipping stuff to a girl." " Sounds cool dude, what if we make it a horror movie?" "Yeah sure, sounds cool" "yeah yeah let's do this" "yeah cool cool yes movie me make yes" and that's what happened
Dammit I just commented something like this without looking at the other comments.
Its just Tremors but worse.
@MrDjBigZ the floor is lava (:not really I dont know what you are talking about )
@MrDjBigZ oh ok
this movie is coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Most under rated comment 😂
Just like your dad.
Ah, I came looking for this comment *chefs kiss
Stark Trek quote. Said by Captain Jack Sparrow in 1931
Alrighty trooper
The cop is the guy who played in son of the Mask, Jamie Kennedy
What happens if the thing comes in contact with the sand monster
The most unbelievable thing about this is that they slept on a beach without burning grotesquely.
Cthulhu's Testicle is going to be my band name
@• nanzor • 2025. Will be titled after the name of H.P. Lovecrafts cat
@• nanzor • if that doesn't go over well, we'll name our band Provocative Taxidermy instead, first single will be Cat Yowling. We'll use washboards and a triangle.
that's a pretty kickass name for a band. you have my blessing.
Sounds like a new disease where your testicle tear apart
@@07_danishwistara29 omg I’m uncomfortable
"What do you get when you take Baywatch, and take some lovecraftion horror, and put it in a cauldron"
Hentai
This is the first vid I'm watching of you.
And I just realized you're f*cking hilarious 😄
Anakin Skywalker: "YOU HAVE BROUGHT 'IT' HERE TO KILL ME"
PREQUEL MEMES
lol
If you were going to make a dumb planet fights joke, why not a "high ground" joke? It fits for the movie
This is literally tremors just a thousand times worse.
Aye man tremors slaps lol
Damn it Vicky
Tremors but the characters are extremely stupid and the monster isn't as scary.
the sand? wow XD whats next the box? the door? the floor? the air? like is there horror movie for everything now? also amazing video it was funny as hell!
Funny enough, there is a movie called The Box and it’s terrible LOL🤣
@@jenessahicks8012 BRO NO WAY XD
My favourite part of these videos is Elvis’ attempt to make logic out of nonsense 😭🤣
Ok, I’m 250% sure this movie was mislabeled, it should be “comedy”
*Mwah* yas mah unknown friend
Would have made the movie wayyyyy better...
horredy.... might be better... since the "classic" horror movie genre is so full of comedy.
Nah, this is to sad to be a comedy
*drama
I think the reason why the big tentacle didn’t come out earlier in the movie is because it had a massive hangover because people kept spilling bear on the sand lol
I always thought it was constantly evolving which is why as the movie goes on the monster becomes more and more deadly
nope just a massive hangover that it
@@tigs7774 im mean with how drunk they must of been probably true
Didn't know bears were alcoholic drinks. 😄
Ches Beta did i spell it wrong my bad
Anakin Skywalker would be the only one to actually be scared and have nightmares from God movie
This is probably my favourite elvis vid
I also like sand. But not this type of sand
Why? Its coarse, its rough and it gets everywhere.
I like sand
@@canondead1943 I am glad someone agrees with me
@@joshyzburton1458 Damnit you beat me to it! Lol
I like you too (:
So- I know another horrible horror movie.
Killer sofa.
It's a New Zealand movie about a chair that kills people. It's so bad it's good.
HE HAS TO REVIEW IT
I need a review of this
What about the attack of killer tomatoes?
Underrated comment get it to the top
I heard of a hulu original about killer hair
@0:44 Jerry, you just won the lottery. I'd give a kidney to have him "muack" at me T_T
"I guess everybody at the party was too drunk to care about Cthulhu's testicle"
I bet that strange addiction girl who eats sand wouldn’t even like this movie...
In Soviet Strange Addiction, sand eats you
Lmao
Also, how Filthy Frank portrays the Middle East.
“We eat sand for breakfast.”
“Boy, sand sure is delicious!”
They should make another movie called The Ocean and then make a crossover movie where they fight each other in an epic battle
At least the ocean would be scary. I'm terrified of the ocean
@@nathangreen4539 Thalassophobe gang
@@mr.goldfish1530 Swimming near a whale is legitimately one of the scariest things I can think of off the top of my head
@@mr.goldfish1530 Yyeeeeessss
@@nathangreen4539
Agreed you feel like a insect.
If this was a DMT party that would explain everything
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