TOTAL WAR ATTILA IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding UNLIMITED GOLD
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- Total War Attila Is the follow up to the surprisingly succesfull Rome 2 Total War. It is a legendary stratergy game that tasks the player with saving the world from Attila the Hun. So today I chose to exploit the game and ask the question. What if the romans had an infinite supply of gold? These are the important questions which have gone unanswered for too long! So yes today we are going to break the game with Unlimited Gold.
This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!
If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man videos!
It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content!
So sit back relax and enjoy this Total War Attila challenge!
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Title: TOTAL WAR ATTILA IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding UNLIMITED GOLD
#funny #montage #TotalWar
Paid off the Huns?
Embezzled money whenever possible?
This is a very realistic portrayal of the Byzantine Empire
Almost the entire campaign was realistic , I don't know if that was intentional but bugger me sideways with a tea bag it was cool
CloudyMrKonstantine: Better to pay the Bretons to make even more archers. In our timeline, they turned the Huns into pin-cushions by day and by night.
Let's not forget:
- Redirected enemies to the west
- Recruited mercs from the tribes that are attacking you
Roman Empire in the east*.
@@Krafanio which later renamed to the byzantine empire
"So the emperor is not taxing his citizens at all, how is he making money?"
"By making money out of money."
"What?"
"What?"
Peki Codex *capitalism intensifies*
You gotta waste money to make money
From trade, he sell product to another states. ERE is a big state with a lot of resources to be sold
That's literally how banking works
Weimar begins to smile and says someone got it right
romans
- keep on printing money
also romans
- "what is inflation, is it tasty?"
Gokaes I don’t think inflation was understood until the 14th century. Well at least in Europe, no doubt the Chinese were talking about it like 3000 years ago.
But I think money was not even printed is Europe until colonial ages
The Spanish knew all about it when they stumbled upon a mountain of silver in America lol
@@MrSqurk It was well understood. The Hebrews counted usury as a weapon of war just like chariots and spears.
@@MrSqurk The Romans did historically struggle with inflation, and many Emperors are remembered best for fixing inflation during their reigns, such as Domitian.
Psst Brit, in Shogun 2 you can go above 100% tax rate in provinces ;)
Well bugger me sideways with a teabag, so you can!
David Cummings how😳
@@moritzkubler868 Highly trained and exceptional Metsuke!
And if he plays Fall of the Samurai, he can even recruit British Soldiers, and British Warships!
Someone tell Spiff!! I want to see this.
Inflation isn’t real, money is!-Spiffing Brit
Venezuela though the same thing :0
Unlimited Gold? No thanks.
Unlimited Tea? *YES*
Why not both I like Yorkshire gold tea.
Well, need Curry to go with that. And yes Curry is very English. Comes from the same area as Tea. So Curry and Tea go together.
"Money can be exchanged for goods and services"
Unlimited gold means you can purchase unlimited tea!
@@Gulyus who ho
**Bank of England would like to know your location**
_South Sea Trading Company has left the chat._
Whenever i see you upload i open the video pause it at 00:00 and go get a cup of tea
I just bought an electric kettle so I can more easily make tea when I see these videos
I ran out of tea bags yesterday. When I saw this video, I went to the local cafe and bought a cup of tea, just so I wouldn't be out of form for this entertainment. (Thankfully, my cafe is open 24 hours. A good thing since I opened your video at 3am.)
Hi Sandy, my name's Dave..
It was 06:00 when I saw this.. Had to wake up, Tor
Well... i go get a cup of coffe...
I know you haven't played too much of Attila but you can actually wipe Alaric's Visigoths on turn 2 if you get lucky. It definitely made the ERE campaign less stressful.
If you play as a Roman empire, destroying hordes is a must, like, whenever you can, do it. Don't let them live
Man its hilarious how close you were to actual history here. Eastern Rome abandoning the West. Paying off the Huns to not attack you. Capturing up to Babylon and then making peace. great videos, thanks for the entertainment
Főfasírozó fun fact the only events of the ancient era that are well documented and cross referenced are those of the bible.
Spiff giving money to the huns expecting peace is like Chamberlain returning from Germany with a pice of paper
I remember that I won on maximum difficulty very easily, 10 times easier than in this video. I just destroyed all my cities, leaving only Alexandria. Because of this, the enemies almost never attacked me and I just waited for the money to accumulate, and then I made 20 legions from one city and just destroyed everyone nations =)
That would be cool to watch
Good thinking !
"give me enough tea and anything is possible." Spiff 4.8.2019
29:18
"the sinews of war are infinite money"
Marcus Tullius Cicero
Spiffing Britt
"Hold my cup of tea"
Bugger me sideways with a tea bag! I’ve graduated from lemon ginger tea, to Yorkshire gold blend 😍
"Or you can just drink coffee and make me exceedingly disappointed."
Permission is permission, Spiff :P
Fun fact: if you listen to this at 0.5x speed, he sounds vaguely like a drunk Winston Churchill
That was great, thank you
So just Winston Churchill then.
I can't, I really can't anymore
My god…
So just Winston Churchill
The unveiling of Steve and the lads made me regrettably spit out my tea in hysterics, long live britannia
I love how the huns spamming cavalry is totally broken but also realistic.
Man you didn't go far enough, once you reach a certain amount the currency counter resets back to zero.
What's the certain amount?
@@comraderoyalguard4699 probably somewhere araound 2.5B
@@snakion4709 Thanks mate, now I know my limits.
You know what is even more hilarious to do when you get near that point? Get the faction you don't like so much, give them some 25% of that in a gift, wait until the interest goes back up to near the peak of 2.5b, then gift about 85% of that to them. It's hilarious, because the AI you gifted the gold to is the one that ends up with no money, no interest mechanics, and no matter how much money cheats the AI gets - no realistic way of getting out of that hole :)
Yeah, breaking a nation completely is about as simple as that in the game.
@@comraderoyalguard4699 Developer here. It can be 2 147 483 647 this is the biggest number that can be stored on 32 bit. I assume u can overflow this, and the error handling gives you zero. It should give you the max number though it interesting that it resets.
3 years ago that video literally made me learn the concept of compound interest
Lmfao
Ahh my favorite Roman army, Steve and the lads
My favorite tea obsessed spiffer is back I have a few total war games and I love them so I’m glad to see you play them. Cause bugger my side with a tea bag and call me Winston Churchill there good games
When the white child's hand reached out for the black child's hand and you said "trust me" I spat my tea all over myself.
I love this game so much, I wouldn't dare to break it this hard.
(I'm currently doing it... ;------------;)
Caesar’s Legion would be proud
Spiff: give me enough cups of tea and anythings possible
Me: bugger me sideways with a tea bag
22:34 it’s like Spiff decided to take a side job doing financial consulting for the Huns. So funny to see how the AI just totally misuses their resources even when they’re supposed to be the “big bad” of the entire campaign.
I have noticed that I always can cheer Spiff with my cup of tea, when he is asking for. Maybe that is because I am always holding a cup of lovely tea with a small slice of lemon. Love your vids, mate!
“Bugger me sideways with a tea bag” -SpiffingBrit 2019
Paid image website be like : "If we put our logo everywere on the logo nobody will use it"
Spiffing : "Hold my Beer"
PS: Gretting from France
Would love to see you play the Equestria at War mod for HoI4. You might be interested for the following reasons:
1) This total conversation mod is very well made with a all new map, with all new trees, with new weapons, all spread across two continents. For both fandoms, the most amazing thing is how such an unexpected crossover of a children's cartoon and WWII RTS just clicks together.
2) There are some interesting factions that can include the unexpected. The Crystal Empire starts with a Choose your own adventure segment that will determine the type of government it will be. Meanwhile, The Dread League is a mageocracy of necromancers that plays more like a Strategy RPG and has endless ranks of the undead that are armed with weapons out of the dark ages... Against nations that could develop nuclear bombs...
3) When played by a human player, Princess Celestia can be turned into a tea powered god empress of the sun. You can have her leading the front lines after her mental breakdown into fascism. She's very overpowered, giving huge bonuses for about 100 days until she presumably runs out of tea.
I usually drink coffee as a God fearing American, but when I am having a particularly good day and feel I can handle some extra negativity, I will drink a cup or 2 of tea. Usually herbal kind, chamomile, rooibos, or something similar.
"bugger me sideways with a tea bag" -Spiff
Subjugate the sassanids as soon as you can, you'll get all their tributaries. Game broken.
Totally, I did this by accident and was very pleased. Apparently not possible for the Huns though.
Tea? Ready
Picture of queen? Saluted
Hotel? Trivago
I love the historical accuracy in him naming things 😂
ERE Campaign is crazy one of my favorites across all TW games
0:56 Why in the world can’t we play as the Brits? In 451 they were not only independent, they were a power in Gaul that the Romans tried to suppress but couldn’t. This is just as well, because the Romans desperately needed them. They were positively brilliant - and as we know, they got even better.
Did you buy the DLC? because it has 3 british factions
23:30 "peace in the east" what a wild statement
19:22 total war diplomacy in a nutshell.
"Bugger Me Sideways With A Tea Bag"
I just bought my boss some Yorkshire tea for his birthday based on your suggestion. I hope he likes it. Bugger me sideways with a tea bag.
At 7:43 you didn't get the troops from the Alans but from the Visigoths after you had peace with them. It would have been so broken if you could buy off the troops of the enemy
300,000? those are rookie numbers, gotta pump those up haha. Vassals, all the vassals, W Rome gave me 150,000 in trade a turn 550,000 total in one of my E Rome plays. three banks, lumber is King. Control the wood control the universe!
3 days thats some serious determination good on ya
Here in america we shotgun our tea from old keystone light cans heated from the exhaust of our ar-15s
Bugger me sideways with a teabag, that sounds delicious!
@@TheUltraDinoboy Insert guitar solo, fireworks, and various other explosions EDIT: and an eagle caw
I love this game, especially with the 1212 AD mod. Playing as Pisa on that mod, you can earn an absurd amount of money if you just trade with everyone and don't declare war for ten years or so, and I reached a point after 25 years where I had about 6 million.
Those Arabian separatists go all over the place, I’ve found them in places like Russia and Britain.
I did this in my campaign. I was able to purchase an alliance with the huns… that was game breaking
Gotta love the old spiff's "fwooh"
You had me at 'Steve and the lads'.
Drinking a nice cold dutch beer.
Its not tea but gets the job done
Am I the only one who always gets triggered that Brit autoresolves all the battles in Total War games? Some would be winnable but he just presses autoresolve and takes whatever the game gives him.
bruh those hunnn armies are so easy to take down with his spear stacks
@@ideologyideology2021 Yeah but I buy a total war game to fight battles otherwise buy a paradox game.. No?
This is my first time watching one of your vids. These are really nicely done. And pretty hilarious 😆. Good job
1:11 normal "for players familiar with strategy games but new to Total War" I don't think that's you Brit
Bugger me sideways with a bag of tea, I’ve forgotten to subscribe over the past few spiffing Brit videos I’ve encountered
Bugger me sideways with a tea bag!
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That's all I wanted to say, carry on.
Hello. I am an American kid with a British dad and an Italian mom. Glad to be a new sub here
Would drinking a $1 liter of McDonald's Sweet Tea make you disappointed?
Can it actually be called tea?
Looking at $1 McDonald’s tea makes me disappointed.
An American answer for a British question. I'm with you brother, it's better than soda.
1$ the liter? In France it's 2,5€ for 0,25 liters XD
@@krankarvolund7771 Tea companies know what happened the last time Americans were ripped off in the tea department.
Lets get done to Business, to defeat the Huns. Sending in our mercaneries from our endless funds.
Omg I'm absolutely loving your content!
You're an awesome youtuber!
"Memee armies that they have no way of countering against."
Just spears and archers, preferably crossbows. Thats literally all you need. Then, watch the huns break against your spear wall like water on the beach. No im being serious. A unit of archers has twice as many men in it as a unit of horse archers, you will absofucking lutly rip apart any group of horse lords. They are really easy to counter... and with the eastern romans you can even do it on the cheap.
The real challenge comes from the amount of enemy armies you will face as the western romans. But i promise you, as someone who has done this on legendary multiple times... its really fucking easy. It helps that the AI in atilla is super fucking aggressive. Thats how CA made up for the AI being dim witted. They will push into skirmisher range in the first few seconds of any battle, and they will eventually attempt to charge your position with something... in the case of the Huns, Alans, white huns, it will be cavalry. And if youre smart, the thing they will be charging is their direct counter.
I stumbled across this in my very first ERE playthrough. I had just finished the WRE campaign, and I was expecting the ERE to be at least comparably challenging... and then I discovered this. I didn't abuse it as much as this, but still - you end up swimming in money with pretty minimal effort.
Personally, Earl Grey with bergamont in it is the best. Don't even need to put sugar in it.
25:25 full stack easy win but drinks tea and says good bye men!
Purposely drinks coffee to piss him off.... 😏
I was just reloading the page cause nothing to watch and then this 1 minute ago
My personal favorite tea? Black currant with just a touch of lemon. Fantastic.
As a savage coffee drinker, I tip my hat to you.
Hazelnut coffee with a scoop of protein powder in the morning and a few cups of earl grey with bergumont throughout the day
I was drinking lovely chamomile tea during this video. Just one cup.
7:26 and historically speaking, the actual eastern Roman empire (byzantines) didn't mind too much either lol
Spiff, I'm going to turn your disappointment into depression...
I mix my coffee with tea to make coftea...
You mean Recaff?
I am a American viewer however I love your content and drink tea while watching every video
bugger me sideways with a tea bag, I'm so flaccid rn
Murchie's 1894 Select Orange Pekoe Tea is what I am having right now.
You can speed this up somewhat by demolishing all of your religious buildings on turn 1, have fun with the public order issues that will come with it but eventually you'll be able to convert to greaco roman paganism, those buildings only cost food, by doing this you can actually stabilize (weirdly) most of the WRE because of all the extra money you'll have, and you can imagine what it'll do for the ERE thanks to the interest
I appreciate that you mentioned twinings earl grey in leafs. Great tea indeed.
15:02 this is like the spiderman twins meme
13:10
*drinks sour milk*
heh,nothing personnel,kid
Bugger me sideways with a Tea Bag, I got over 10 million in a game as Syracuse just the other day. Syracuse is kinda broken in the HATG campaign for RTW2
You could pay in any Total War Game the Underdog (which is not living in front of your border) a lot of money and watch him slap his enemies with some gigant armies and they will like you after that, its funny to look at.
13:16 I usually drink choclate milk, with that sweet spice of child labour.
Jesus Christ spif Id love it if you’d bugger me sideways with a teabag
What's interesting is this video appeared in my feed, but doesn't display on your channel after it was restored...
I hope all the Hans brought their Flammenwerfer
Twinings English Breakfast Tea fuels the Eastern Roman Empire
Things have taken an INTERESTING turn... LOL
Bugger Me Sideways With a Tea Bag, he didn't find a single exploit in the game, just the ones already baked in.
I'm an American and The Spiffing Britt got me into drinking tea and the tea i drink is Earl Grey
I played a game as the Russians. I figured out that the Huns get free doomstacks every time you destroy all of their doomstacks. They appear instantly north of Crimea and in Estonia. You can literally see them just instantly appear. They are 100% impossible to destroy until you have killed Attila twice. They don't even pay unit upkeep. The game is completely broken.
I’m drinking a nice COLD glass of SWEET TEA. USA! USA! USA!
Bugger me sideways with a bag of tea, you just gave me a reason to download this game again
At the point of 100k a turn why aren't you pulling armies out of everywhere, even mercs, just use them as cannon fodder to thin huns for minimal cost then use your real army for the coup de gras
you can't wipe the huns out before 420 AD in this game it's hardcoded, they will infinitely respawn with fullstacks in the eastern steppes
Coup de gras ? Hit of fat?
Drink coffee and make him exceedingly disappointed.
Should I tell him that I'm drinking sweetened iced tea? No, I don't think that would be nice. I wouldn't say that.
Try breaking Supreme Ruler Ultimate, I'm curious how you'll deal with rampant inflation despite being exuberantly "rich"
Can keep making peace treaty with them? Can we cash pay them to go away? Etc. This sounds like history of other countries reacting to the Huns all over again.
32:46 well... for most factions, when you have the entire map, the exponential policing and upkeep costs tends to be a little too much...
Lipton iced tea lemon ....
Powdered. Is that heresy?
I find myself thinking about tea...I don't want that. Insidious.