1 TURN SCIENCE VICTORY! Civ 6 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Infinite Science!!!

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  • @ohuckabee
    @ohuckabee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10172

    "Bombing them back to the stone age" isn't much of a threat when the stone age was only a few days earlier.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      That is a galaxy-brain threat.

    • @the13nthpartyboy
      @the13nthpartyboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +646

      They quite literally got knocked back into last week.

    • @Aldersees75
      @Aldersees75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Honestly the radiation probably helps them somehow.

    • @alanmarhic6813
      @alanmarhic6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      It’s like saying “we’re going to destroy you so bad you’ll feel like it was 2007. Like yes please.

    • @DragonKnightJin
      @DragonKnightJin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      "You can't really bomb them back to the Stone Age, because they'd go "Upgrade, far!"."
      RIP Robin Williams.

  • @PotatoMcWhiskey
    @PotatoMcWhiskey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13241

    Probably the most fun I've had in multiplayer EVER in civ 6, thanks for having me spuddy! :)

    • @andrewhavrylei6333
      @andrewhavrylei6333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      i just watched your stream, and now you again, lucky day

    • @RasmanTheJew
      @RasmanTheJew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I commented on your video that he would make one in a week, didnt expect you to be in it though😂

    • @gergosoos865
      @gergosoos865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hy, you are the guy who convinced me to buy and play the game :)

    • @wolf2403
      @wolf2403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

    • @williamtoccijr9579
      @williamtoccijr9579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So from live stream to Spiff...lovely ladies and gentlemen

  • @jakubmakalowski6428
    @jakubmakalowski6428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5499

    Last time I read Greek mythology I missed the part where one of Hercules' labors was to build a space port.

    • @rossclutterbuck1060
      @rossclutterbuck1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      that's what the Augean Stables were, stripping the land back to lay foundations.

    • @daikansanchez7674
      @daikansanchez7674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      It's right there, right next to the aztec giant death robots.

    • @meppho
      @meppho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      You're still getting it wrong. In fact Hercules built 2 of them.
      Facts.

    • @misiopuchatek152
      @misiopuchatek152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      A lot was lost in translation.

    • @blahmarduk
      @blahmarduk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I mean, I only know about 3 of his labors and there were like 12 of the god damn things

  • @semajflug24680
    @semajflug24680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    I like the implication that Nalanda basically were a super advanced society that knew all the technology, and would just dole it out to their suzerain.

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      They're the aliens the History Channel always talks about

    • @Grimmmmy-boy
      @Grimmmmy-boy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Okay that got me 💀

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3158

    Zeus: My son hates me, doesn't he? Why else would he create a system to leave the planet? The worst part is, he even called it the Apollo program.

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I love your comment soo much!

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      ALL of Zeus' sons hate him. and their mothers. which is a lot of people.

    • @JesperSalama
      @JesperSalama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Your comment wins.

    • @shogg4
      @shogg4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You made me laugh so hard

    • @Crazy_Diamond_75
      @Crazy_Diamond_75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh my God, the punchline killed me

  • @itsyaboitavino3273
    @itsyaboitavino3273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7271

    Imagine being some Swedish farmer, hanging out, very proud that you just found out that horses exist, and you look to the sky to see a massive steel bird fly over your home and drop the sun onto everything you’ve ever known. That’s a certified bruh moment.

    • @rossclutterbuck1060
      @rossclutterbuck1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      profound

    • @mohmadsobeidat4042
      @mohmadsobeidat4042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      I wouldn't worry! Because the confusion will suppress any other emotion.

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      I'd say he was probably just nonchalant about it. "Clearly the gods hate me, there is zero evidence that could prove otherwise, so my time has come."

    • @Johangv
      @Johangv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      And on top of that, the guy who drops the bomb says you're spanish!

    • @daytimeglitch4277
      @daytimeglitch4277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can comfirn its how pur city needed a rebuild

  • @bjorndomst1189
    @bjorndomst1189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3537

    Spiff: “I’m not attacking your cities because I want them but rather I need a way to fund my army.”
    Imperial Rome moment

    • @scorpioneldar
      @scorpioneldar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Potato did that. and he was playing as the empire of the romans

    • @Graham226
      @Graham226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Wait, you do that? I just use spy’s from other civilizations and sell them back for profit.

    • @SoullessCast
      @SoullessCast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The USA has entered the chat

    • @MSDoL
      @MSDoL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sounds like the Republic of Haven for me

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cyclical, I am not sure what you mean?...

  • @stockvillain
    @stockvillain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    Hercules discovered space travel when he threw that bear into orbit.

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      This wasn’t a stable orbit, however, and the bear eventually landed on the moon.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Gormathius I want this entire mythos on my desk by noon.

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Drekromancer
      Here it is: Desmond the Moon Bear! "How did I get here?" THE END.

    • @thecardczar8764
      @thecardczar8764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Gormathius Underrated reference

    • @penguinpotato7802
      @penguinpotato7802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fair.

  • @IBeforeAExceptAfterK
    @IBeforeAExceptAfterK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Imagine you're a bronze age civilization, and one day a neighboring civilization starts sending their diplomat back and forth between your two civilizations. Then a week later they start building these gigantic metal birds, strange flat blue things that turn the sun into lightning, and start launching big metal spires into heaven itself.

  • @thedeadcannotdie
    @thedeadcannotdie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1110

    I imagine the this how the the Aztec scientist's journal looks like:
    Day 1: discovered fire
    Day 2: oooooo, just discovered horse riding
    Day 10: what a busy day, discovering cannons wasn't easy
    Day 20: muskets just came out of the production line
    Day 30: the Aztec panzer divisions go brrrr
    Day 120: great news, first Aztec Mars colony!

    • @PyrotechNick77
      @PyrotechNick77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Honestly, the least realistic thing about that is that they discovered the horses before building their Space Colony

    • @syro33
      @syro33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@PyrotechNick77 They must have met the Spanish.

    • @syro33
      @syro33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@PyrotechNick77 Or perhaps they didn't have horses, they just knew how to ride them. Somehow.

    • @gary4689
      @gary4689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PyrotechNick77 they colonized Spain...

    • @stone-ageraccoon1157
      @stone-ageraccoon1157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And the moon turned red with the blood of human sacrifice ...

  • @bubbasbigblast8563
    @bubbasbigblast8563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1955

    "I'm not attacking your cities because I want them, but because I need a way to fund my army."
    "Alright, time for me to make my religion."
    "So I'm noticing we are at war with the entire world now."
    The history of founding the British Empire in roughly one minute.

    • @justanotherbaptistjew5659
      @justanotherbaptistjew5659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And interestingly enough, King Henry’s Anglicanism was nothing at all like his son Edward’s Anglicanism.

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "pillaged a barbarian outpost with a helicopter"
      "this war is not fair!"

  • @Acelnorst
    @Acelnorst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1119

    Potato: *Bombs Uppsala, Swedish city*
    Spiff: "There goes medieval Spain!"
    Me: *Visible confusion*

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I wish Uppsala was in Medieval Spain. After all, I wish that Sweden didn't exist in the first place. That would've make life much better for everyone alive on Earth.

    • @TheOlian04
      @TheOlian04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@livedandletdie got something you want off your chest?

    • @TheOlian04
      @TheOlian04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TaikaJamppa that's odd, seeing as there are Swedish speaking cities in Finland.

    • @Hustlate
      @Hustlate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@TheOlian04 one of the reasons why us Finns harbor that strange friendly hatred to Swedish. We use to be part of their kingdom. We have 2 languages here (three if you count Sami and four if you count Karelian) it is mandatory to learn Swedish even if you are in area were you only hear someone speaking Swedish in school. Pain in the behind to learn when you are tad unmotivated to learn so that fuels the hatred. We also call Swedish speaking Finns "bättre folk" which is Swedish for better people. So all in all its just a big infiriority complex to most of us.

    • @RabbiHerschel
      @RabbiHerschel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Hustlate >counting Sami

  • @noname-eo1he
    @noname-eo1he 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1958

    This doesn't seem balanced......

    • @corneliusmcmuffin3256
      @corneliusmcmuffin3256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      It’s perfectly balanced, it’s just some styles of play are more balanced than others.

    • @snarfymcsnarfface2323
      @snarfymcsnarfface2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It’s not unbalanced it’s... creatively designed

    • @wolframstahl1263
      @wolframstahl1263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Sometimes in games like this, it's not about balance but about historical accuracy.

    • @Jackdough23
      @Jackdough23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thespiffingbrit you should do a total destruction run

    • @psychorabbitt
      @psychorabbitt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whatever do you mean? It's PERFECTLY balanced!

  • @shadusnox
    @shadusnox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    ah yes the twelve labors of Hercules I remember that famous tale, that time he killed the hydra, that time he wrestled a lion to death, that time he build a space port for the Aztecs, oh and that time he rescued a man from having his liver eaten! truly a classic.

  • @h2ojr1
    @h2ojr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Hercules, the strongest demi-god around, he beat up lions, killed hydras, captured legendary horses, and constructed advanced space-age technology centers in a time when barbarians were still threatening people with rocks attached to spears.

    • @caroswolf286
      @caroswolf286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So, they used pointy sticks AND, attached a rock to those?
      What a bunch of sick madlads

  • @sdfkjgh
    @sdfkjgh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    7:56 TIL that Hercules built the Kennedy Space Center a few thousand years before he was even born.

    • @h2ojr1
      @h2ojr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      and he did it in less than a year's time!

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is the greatest comment in Spiff history

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OlaftheGreat: Thank you, thank you; one does what one can.

  • @AverageFitnessEnjoyer
    @AverageFitnessEnjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1098

    Civ 6 Devs: okay we got the new Babylon pack and everything is balanced
    Spiffing Brit: Infinite Science
    *Sad Dev Noises*

    • @snarfymcsnarfface2323
      @snarfymcsnarfface2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Counterpoint
      Humans: watch video
      Also humans: oh this dlc looks really fun I should buy the game
      Civ 6 devs: stonks

    • @vahagnyengibaryan4253
      @vahagnyengibaryan4253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Except Babylon wasn’t even close to being balanced

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Michał Ratajczak Giga brain

  • @ultra-eb4cw
    @ultra-eb4cw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    “A recent news article revealed that Babylon has used a *helicopter* to clear a barbarian outpost “ In 200 AD lmao

    • @vbscript2
      @vbscript2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Honestly, this is just kind of normal for Babylon in Civ VI, even without the 1-turn tech tree exploit. The only downside is that the barbarian tech tends to stay up with the fastest player. Which is kind of amusing when I'm watching barbarian Modern ATs attacking my enemies who are still in the Medieval Era. As a side note, I have definitely discovered Nuclear Fusion from a tribal village when playing with Babylon.

    • @fr-joey764
      @fr-joey764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vbscript2 wtf was that village lmao

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@fr-joey764 it was the aliens the history channel always talks about

    • @M3galodon
      @M3galodon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As seen on Gaia

  • @testbawt8589
    @testbawt8589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

    "Finishing the game in 1 turn!!"
    *hits the end turn button*
    Shame on you spiff

    • @TinyAlison
      @TinyAlison 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Good ol clickbait title

    • @668771
      @668771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Agreed, dislike and stopped watching immediately.

    • @great_hedgehog8199
      @great_hedgehog8199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It's not even that much of a clickbait, as the absolute most of the game does indeed happen in one turn, even though not the first one.

    • @SportyMabamba
      @SportyMabamba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Reading comprehension is hard.
      He never said “Turn 1 Science Victory”

    • @testbawt8589
      @testbawt8589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@SportyMabamba yes the title does. What are you talking about?

  • @jedidiahdavis7147
    @jedidiahdavis7147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I'm glad they commented on the scores. The end game ranking system in Civ 6 is just abysmal.

  • @robertstegmann9260
    @robertstegmann9260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    *Sees Swedish Cities*
    Spiff: "Medieval Spain"

    • @bigfudge2031
      @bigfudge2031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think the colour confused him

    • @McOwnage
      @McOwnage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He had enough power in that game to call them what ever he liked

    • @subatenome
      @subatenome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Spain was populated by a majority celtic population. Then came the romans and essentially "latinized" the peninsula. Then when the Western Roman Empire was collapsing the visigoths invaded and populated Spain forming the Visigothic kingdom. The visigoths are a north germanic people originating mainly from Sweden.

    • @ScilentCrawler
      @ScilentCrawler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@subatenome Mexicans are basically vikings, change my mind

    • @Laxora_NZ
      @Laxora_NZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Velsen Fest But Spiff is- Oh...I get it. He's Canadian though, smh.

  • @SmorjaGrus
    @SmorjaGrus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    "Today Im playing civilisation 6... again"
    I feel like this is not the last time we hear this but I like it so its fine lmao

  • @fr33ze11
    @fr33ze11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I bet the devs have notifications on so they can patch things as fast as possible

  • @ziwuri
    @ziwuri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1998

    Spiff: *Obliterates pre-mediavel Sweden with a nuke*
    Also Spiff: "Well, there goes *Spain* "
    Me: *Happy Finnish noises*

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What

    • @StinksOS3
      @StinksOS3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm so confused

    • @Rompski
      @Rompski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm Finnish and this makes no sense

    • @sol2544
      @sol2544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What are the odds that out of 3 commenters, the third was finnish

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@StinksOS3 It's like a whole thing. All the nordic countries bully Sweden in youtube comment sections. But nah we actually all love each other.

  • @evolyn403
    @evolyn403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1801

    This reminds me of when I used to give myself Navy SEALS right on turn 1 back in Civ 4 and pretended they were time traveler's from the future sent back to eradicate every non American civilization in existence. Good Times!

    • @tictac4949
      @tictac4949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That’s crazy I used to do the same thing. The good ol days lmao

    • @kadendefrece2552
      @kadendefrece2552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Might I ask how this was done? I’ve never played America on Civ iv, apparently I was missing out

    • @p00bix
      @p00bix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@kadendefrece2552 Worldbuilder, came built in with the game mostly as a debugging tool, but also allowing for an insane amount of customization. Fun to play around with.

    • @HardwareFahrrad
      @HardwareFahrrad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@p00bix In Germany, we call that the "Weltenbauer"

    • @janhuber3708
      @janhuber3708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why? Because MURICA

  • @dr_sussy_magussy
    @dr_sussy_magussy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Civ 6: Releases new update
    Spiff: Hippity hoppity your updates are now my property

  • @bronsoncarder2491
    @bronsoncarder2491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    Oh ok. So, it is a "1 turn" science victory, but it is not a "turn 1" science victory. Cheeky. lol

    • @ekaruna42
      @ekaruna42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Lol yeah I misread that too

    • @fr3ddyfr3sh
      @fr3ddyfr3sh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Please explain. My mediocre English skills don’t understand that.

    • @nikolozgilles
      @nikolozgilles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      a turn 1 science victory implies you can do it in the very first turn of the game
      a 1 turn science victory implies you can do it in the span of one turn
      so, a turn 1 science victory is a 1 turn science victory, but not necessarily the other way round :P

    • @fr3ddyfr3sh
      @fr3ddyfr3sh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks :)

    • @ObjectsInMotion
      @ObjectsInMotion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Technically every victory is a 1 turn victory because every action in the game happens in increments of 1 turn.

  • @Grizabeebles
    @Grizabeebles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "I just don't ever ever think. There's no stopping. Because as soon as I stop and think about what I've done, potato, that's when my career ends."
    - - The Spiffing Brit (professional video game exploiter, economist).

  • @Reishadowen
    @Reishadowen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "Thinking about the consequences of my actions is when my career ends."
    - Spiff, 2020

  • @Cnupoc
    @Cnupoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    so who ever you play against, they just see notifications that the Aztecs have just learned a tech, every 5 seconds?

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And babylon too.

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I dont think you need the aztecs. It can be anyone

    • @hectorplanas5017
      @hectorplanas5017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alex2005z But how did the Aztec player get the technology? I understand that Babylon get the technology when receive the eureka, but I do not understand how Aztec can do the same.

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@hectorplanas5017 everytime you become suzerain of Nalanda you gain a tech if you have their unique building built (it might be if you built it that turn) and you get suzerain of them, move Amani out, lose suzeranity, and put her back in. Since a turn did not pass it takes no time for her to establish, so you gain suzerainity. Then repeat

    • @hectorplanas5017
      @hectorplanas5017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alex2005z I didn't expect that quick response!!! Thank you very much!!!!

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    "I can one shot their city, with my scout unit."
    So that scout just becomes king there, right? Takes over a city on his own?
    I also like the idea of the aztecs and babylonians rolling into a bronze age city with smart phones and cybernetics

    • @riskyworks
      @riskyworks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aztec: Oh, this game is so pay to win
      Bronze Age Civilization: Uhhhh W H A T

    • @kfirarthegamer798
      @kfirarthegamer798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, don't give the lime scout a city

    • @iamdumbsometimes483
      @iamdumbsometimes483 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im picturing that one pating With tanks Roling Into the native americas

  • @BlinkersAndKibbles
    @BlinkersAndKibbles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I blinked and missed the entire history of humanity’s scientific progress from the Stone Age.

  • @kohrakthehorriblebionicle6187
    @kohrakthehorriblebionicle6187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "The best way to win a military victory is to summon a hero to fight for me" says spiff before providing the setting for another isekai anime

    • @donm9090
      @donm9090 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In this case: Arifureta in specific.

  • @Volkdemus
    @Volkdemus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Spiff: We won the game before Caesar even existed!
    Date: 960 AD
    Ah 1000 years mistake, British eductation at its finest

    • @TheLastMungebender
      @TheLastMungebender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      “Eductation”

    • @maximilliansus6487
      @maximilliansus6487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "eductation"

    • @guycaats
      @guycaats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The internet has wronged us

    • @killgriffinnow
      @killgriffinnow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      At least the British survive to the end of their education, unlike in the USA

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@killgriffinnow
      Nah, we get shot, you guys get stabbed. Or if you're from Norway, shot with a bow and arrow in freaking 2021.

  • @Scorpius1122
    @Scorpius1122 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I like to think that Hercules' spaceport is just him standing there waiting to throw things into space.

  • @Zenith4210
    @Zenith4210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    PotatoMcWhiskey: *nukes the Swedish city of Uppsala in 500AD*
    The Spiffing Brit: there goes medieval Spain!

  • @mstrbritodstroy
    @mstrbritodstroy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Ah yes Babylon, the civ so powerful even god had to stop them from their eurekas

    • @mstrbritodstroy
      @mstrbritodstroy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh no, I GOT COMMENTED ON AGAIN!!!

    • @cinnamontoastnex
      @cinnamontoastnex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mstrbritodstroy gg

    • @NG-gy6iv
      @NG-gy6iv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I mean what's a rocket launch if not a tower to heaven? Tooootally accurate

    • @dragonboyjgh
      @dragonboyjgh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tower of babel is just barely post-flood. babylon is concurrent with the split judaic kingdom because they're who takes Judea into exile (Nebuchadnezzar, golden statues, Daniel, etc.) Despite the very clear name connection, assuming a literalist interpretation of the timeline they're thousands of years apart.
      History agrees that they're probably talking about the renovation of a massive sumerian ziggurat by babylonian kings.

    • @mstrbritodstroy
      @mstrbritodstroy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ah yes, a historical debate on a civ channel... YAHOOOOO

  • @thatonekree3301
    @thatonekree3301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    For those wondering. This exploit does not work anymore. Just tried it.
    Upvote so others can see.

  • @SQSNSQ
    @SQSNSQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    I am starting to suspect, that is how the kerbals have their spaceport built on otherwise uninhabited and empty planet!

    • @Skywarslord
      @Skywarslord ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s uninhabitabed because everyone else was wiped out via special ops strikes

  • @tomislavkefecek4443
    @tomislavkefecek4443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    More combo play please. A most enjoyable play through being possibly the most relaxed actioned domination of a game I have seen. It could be that you both make a Dynamic Duo of such energy that you could be classed as reclined and simultaneously stellar. Loved it so much

  • @Acaerwen
    @Acaerwen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    21:56
    ah, yes. Stockholm, the famous *SPANISH* capital.

  • @asterixobelix20
    @asterixobelix20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "Should I report to my local processing center for liquidation?"
    Huh I always wondered how Yorkshire tea was made.

  • @Cindercrown
    @Cindercrown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    People 100AD be like:
    "Hey, do you believe that story of the guy who was born by a virgin?"
    "Yeah, whatever. Know what? Let's build a space rocket and land on the moon."

  • @jandypimpson
    @jandypimpson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    LOL It still took 3,000 years of in-game time to win after completing the tech tree.

  • @theletters9623
    @theletters9623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    this is one of those exploits where you just watch in awe as all the dominos get set up in like 10 turns and fall down immediately

  • @oxybe
    @oxybe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Spiff: "I don't have any heroes."
    Me, whispering between sips of tea: "You're my hero..."

  • @edd3262
    @edd3262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover ever!"
    Me, an intellectual:

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ah yes, a man of culture.

  • @heartbeat4atinman
    @heartbeat4atinman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    3:10 "On my channel, we always pronounce things perfectly"
    _flashes back to that Age of Empires III video where he pronounced Seminole as "seh-meen-o-lay"_

    • @RandomMagus
      @RandomMagus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also Spiff can't pronounce th at all

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m impressed with your ability to single out one isolated instance.

    • @heartbeat4atinman
      @heartbeat4atinman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Gormathius It was so egregious that I couldn't forget.

    • @Slipknotyk06
      @Slipknotyk06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same video, he had to google how to pronounce Sioux.
      At first, he said Say-oi.

  • @justinlohnes7448
    @justinlohnes7448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "I can one shot the city with my scout" too funny.

  • @nopeyt3387
    @nopeyt3387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Cavemen: *Whats that?*
    The spiffing Brit *Just a nuke.*
    Cavemen: *Confused unga bunga.*

  • @litfuse293plus3
    @litfuse293plus3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    ah yes, i remember when they planned the moon landing, back in 100 AD.

    • @supervillain3213
      @supervillain3213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      While Rome was conquering the Mediterranean, those cheeky central Americans were busy leaving the planet for greener pastures.

  • @elainexe
    @elainexe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    This is why they're called...Az-TECH

    • @jackspedicy2711
      @jackspedicy2711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      wish they were named EZ-TECH

    • @Coldheart322
      @Coldheart322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A-Z Tech ;-)

    • @adblockturnedoff4515
      @adblockturnedoff4515 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bada-bum-bum-tsss

    • @Shedovv
      @Shedovv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adblockturnedoff4515 It goes Ba-dum-tsss. You failed!
      Ba-dum-tss!

    • @adblockturnedoff4515
      @adblockturnedoff4515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Shedovv thanks for the correction. But I will still believe in my version as well!

  • @yoyojor
    @yoyojor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "that's when my career ends"
    wouldn't want that to happen

    • @owentayygaming7567
      @owentayygaming7567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      never would any of us want that.......

    • @bradleymoore2797
      @bradleymoore2797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The day his career ends, coffee drinkers will win.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bradleymoore2797 You fool! Look around you. The coffee drinkers have already won.

  • @glennbob5093
    @glennbob5093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The paratroop drop into ancient Japan reminded me of the anime GATE, though it was a bit of a reversal of roles, but I imagine it went down something like that.

  • @nathaniellindner313
    @nathaniellindner313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Sid Meier had nightmares for a straight week leading up to the making of this video, and now he knows why

  • @bernardonegri5416
    @bernardonegri5416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Spiff: I finished a buiilder
    Potato: I have a hero!
    Yes, part 2, co-op speedrun.

  • @wolframstahl1263
    @wolframstahl1263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The moon landing was just perfect, giving Divine Right (especially after watching Ryan George's newest sketch today!).
    "Hey, uhm... ya know, I just went and flew up to the heavens. Basically, I talked to God and he says I'm king now. You kneel now, peasant!"

  • @willum1786
    @willum1786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Got my tea and I’m ready for this wonderful new video

  • @potatosoup8550
    @potatosoup8550 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Spiff: "There goes medieval Spain."
    Also Spiff: "Not even medieval Spain, it's pre-medieval Spain."
    Me: "Not even pre-medieval Spain, it's pre-medieval Sweden."

  • @muchotexto4248
    @muchotexto4248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This man must be LOVED by the developers
    He just... Finds the exploit, all the time... You think you did everything right and then he finds the flaw to be fixed

    • @muchotexto4248
      @muchotexto4248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Fahim Hoq I know! It wasn't sarcasm

  • @maxjahns9063
    @maxjahns9063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    By the way, still a slower tourism victory than Potatoe‘s speedrun with sweden... XD

  • @brendanturner9726
    @brendanturner9726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Video: Gets Uploaded
    Me: My tea senses are tingling

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *leaf rustling noises*

  • @Justin031296
    @Justin031296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When you nuke an ancient Swedish city so much it looks like ancient Spain.

  • @WesAndRuss
    @WesAndRuss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I was trading with the AI one day when I found out that giving them 16 gold gets you 1 gold per turn for 30 turns on online speed. Nice little exploit to improve any game and give you an edge

  • @dunngyllite7883
    @dunngyllite7883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "There goes medieval Spain..!"
    Uppsala: "ehhrm, excuuuse mee..?"

  • @nemodaremo9524
    @nemodaremo9524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Me: Sees title
    Also me knowing that Spiff wasn't born before Christ: Impossible

  • @INDAlake
    @INDAlake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I didn't know how badly I needed this crossover. Hell yeah

  • @PullTL
    @PullTL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    It's with Potato! I already like the look of this!

  • @aalexvil
    @aalexvil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "And now i get to destroy the rainforest"
    You guys should credit Bolsonaro's 2019 inauguration speech on this one.

  • @VengeanceTyphlosion
    @VengeanceTyphlosion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Both of us are trying to gain the hero Hercules so that we can immediately build a space port as early as possible." That was a sentence that I am glad to have been able to hear.

  • @archangel2106
    @archangel2106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    seeing you work with someone is amazing especially with how he can stay right there with you.

  • @Kardinaalilintu
    @Kardinaalilintu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    So... exactly opposite to my first game. I was still stuck in pre medieval by 1900's 👌 I figured out a wheel during 1700's

  • @poedameron8057
    @poedameron8057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    When the spud has more power than tea (for changing the game), they unite to produce more power than ever imaginable.
    Except by the queen.

  • @bentomjack3434
    @bentomjack3434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Potato: I do the exploit, and then think about how to make it better.
    Spiff: Ah, you see, I just do it and then don’t think about it.
    If that’s not a microcosm of Irish/English relations, I don’t know what is

  • @LillWillDisney
    @LillWillDisney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “There goes medieval Spain”
    The Swedes: 👁👄👁

  • @willum1786
    @willum1786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Whenever I see a new video with “CIV” I know it’s gonna be wonderful

    • @EvanOfTheDarkness
      @EvanOfTheDarkness 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not "CIV" its "CVI"!

    • @willum1786
      @willum1786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EvanOfTheDarkness wait a minute that actually does work too woah

  • @I3uzzKillinton
    @I3uzzKillinton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This video is great step in eternal peace between Ireland in England. It was released on Friday...... I'll call it the good Friday agreement 2, the spiffining

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "I love destroying the rainforest!"
    Strangely enough, a British Conquistador thinks like most world leaders...

  • @JustFeral
    @JustFeral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "This is fine. This is a lovely way to finish." Is how I imagine British pillowtalk.

  • @MichaelMacGyver
    @MichaelMacGyver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Spiff when people say they want to nuke their enemies back to the stone age, I'm not sure this is what they meant.

  • @avisdunrandom
    @avisdunrandom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Honestly title : How to complet your technology tree in a long long long turn.

    • @InuyashaHanyu
      @InuyashaHanyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      still only counts as one

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@InuyashaHanyu: Oh boy! We eatin' Mûmakil and Oliphaunts tonight!

    • @wargearinternational7679
      @wargearinternational7679 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@InuyashaHanyu You can put time limits on turns.

    • @jayhom5385
      @jayhom5385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sdfkjgh Oh ho ho...no dogfood for Victor tonight.

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nooo. How to complete 2 tech trees

  • @Smith.S.E.
    @Smith.S.E. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Solemn Spiff: "As soon as I stop and think about what I've done, Potato, I think that's when my career ends."

  • @kcwelsch
    @kcwelsch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "He's a bit like the Energizer Bunny, you have to recharge him."
    That's not at all how the Energizer Bunny's supposed to work.

  • @whataboutvietnam
    @whataboutvietnam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I like that potato sent Seal Team Six to take Japan... and then took Japan.

  • @minstryl
    @minstryl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I'm sorry, I'm not attacking your cities because I want them, but rather I need a way to fund my army." You just summarized modern US foreign policy with that statement, my dude.

  • @shin1300
    @shin1300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Spif: to you it was the greatest scientific leap of human history, to me it was a tuesday.

  • @joshdasmiter3
    @joshdasmiter3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is like Avengers: Civilization... legends on their own teaming up to do something even more awesome. Brava!

  • @sethstuff
    @sethstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Anyone else get a 'Cones of Dunshire' feeling every time Spiff goes through some convoluted Civ6 mechanics

    • @ToomanyFrancis
      @ToomanyFrancis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the Civ games are pretty basic when it comes to grand strategy games.

  • @ThunderlipsJoeYT
    @ThunderlipsJoeYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really do love this collaboration. It was great fun. You both are great. And the banter rivals the silliness of the exploits themselves.

  • @robynmaag1266
    @robynmaag1266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think we all remember when Hercules built the Aztecs a spaceport

  • @bebejebe
    @bebejebe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Going back and watching older videos, there's something quite nice about Spiff's calmer, softer demeanor as he breaks a game in two. Fun to revisit!

  • @prof.yoshima
    @prof.yoshima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Well we got TheSpiffingPotato, now we need TheSaxySpiffingPotato

  • @Alexdoh
    @Alexdoh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Spif: Oh my god, One turn victory!
    Also spif: 20 turns later.

  • @bridgerdyck387
    @bridgerdyck387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I found Potato a couple of days ago after searching for more Civ VI content after getting hooked on Spiffs content... so imagine my surprise to find that Potato and Spiff have done a collaboration!

  • @spike35540
    @spike35540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh yes, please Sir Spiff, show us how to decimate the wonderous game of Cyberpunk 2077. I would be ever so grateful *sips tea*.

  • @joeyreynolds9624
    @joeyreynolds9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    im still waiting for the episode where spiff breaks life and ascends to godhood

  • @thetechcorner7204
    @thetechcorner7204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Spiff: Says spain to swedish cities
    Every swede ever: *angry meatball noises*

    • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
      @EmeraldEyesEsoteric ปีที่แล้ว

      So that's what Swedish Meatballs are used for. Just like how peasants would throw rotten fruits and vegetables at someone they were scorning.

  • @kamerondickey3757
    @kamerondickey3757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    And this is how Kars discovered immortality

  • @Upstart051
    @Upstart051 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I only just discovered Potato here 3 years later and the algorithm brought this gem to my attention. What a lovely duo this was