TOTAL WAR Three Kingdoms A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits -Excluding Unlimited Gold Glitch
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 มิ.ย. 2019
- Total War: THREE KINGDOMS is the first in the multi award-winning strategy series to recreate epic conflict across ancient China. Combining a gripping turn-based campaign game of empire-building, statecraft and conquest with stunning real-time battles, Total War: THREE KINGDOMS redefines the series in an age of heroes and legends. And today we join The Spiffing Brit in his fantastic adventure to break total war three kingdoms using an unlimited gold glitch. Today we will once and for all find out if Total War Three Kingdoms is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. Or If there might be exploits to be had considering the fact you can exploit the trading in this game to get unlimited gold.
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this Total War: Three Kingdoms challenge!
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title: TOTAL WAR Three Kingdoms A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits -Excluding Unlimited Gold Glitch
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*loads into new game*
"the spiffing brit has connected"
*pulls plug to computer*
David Gustavsson ah shit, here we go again
It is pointless to resist...
There's a cheat that stop your men from wavering. Just press Alt-F4
@@liamwalton4183 Thanks ill try that.
@@thespiffingbrit HEY SPIFF!!! I bet you can't break Civ 5! Prove me wrong. Go on...I DARE YOU...
I like to believe that he bought this game for summer sale and then made this whole video in about 10 minutes.
Of course he bought the summer sale and made this 30 minute video in 10 minutes. He just spoke 3 times faster and slowed it down by 3 times the speed
Thats how he records all videos you dumbo
@@talanstuff3346 the power of Yorkshire tea
Are you mad?????? He bought it because of the..............TEA
@@iceee420 The power of Yorkshire tea indeed...
"Holy crap, I'm playing against the SPIFFING BRIT!"
"OH CRAP, I'm playing against the Spiffing Brit!"
I would consider it an honor. Heck if I played an MP game and Spiff would be my opponent, I would instantly start recording.
"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting"
-sun tsu
"hold my tea.."
-spiff
Spiff would never let anyone hold his tea.
@@imsen2203 Exept for his cupholder
the actually point is if there would be any tea in the cup for he is drinking it so fast
"Hold this tea mug."
-Spiff
China:hey want some water
Great Britain:no thanks
China:what if I put a leaf in and boil it.
Great Britain:(insert meme here)
I will take your entire stock
mmm thats some gourmet shit
Britain:brexit so i can meme
Britain: we want more tea
China: sorry no
Britian: *force feeds China opium
China: ok have some land and some tea
Shut up and take my opium
A tea loving Brit in China whatever could he be doing
Cough*Opium*Cough
Dont forget bout Silk. Oh wait wrong side.
Dude, go to a doctor, you coughing something unhealthy!
You know you've won when all the enemy guards are high
The last brit in china whp wanted tea brought drugs and war because they wouldn't sell him enough tea... I'm excited to see how this will turn out
Yesss XD
SpiffingBrit: This is the first Total War game with tea in it.
Shogun 2: *Squidward frown*
Don't forget empire has it too! Love that one
tea exporter in 將軍2
Spiffing: Ah 3 kingdoms, the only TW that has tea in it
Empire TW: Am I a joke to you?
Yes
Shogun 2: commits seppuku!!
Yes
Napoleon TW too
Julian , I mean that game is kind of a joke at this point. They really need to do a Empire Total War 2
I'm sure Spiff will be responsible for all the upcoming nerfs for this game.
It is the a double edged sword to exposing these kinds of imbalances in games, especially new multiplayer games. On the one hand, it'd make you feel guilty and probably make your victims (and the victims of everyone who learns this from you) a bit upset.
But that exposure will lead to the bugs or imbalances being fixed sooner. Game devs usually cannot fix bugs they don't know exist.
the way morale works should have been fixed on the drawing board, not after release of the game.
Total War: "We want off Mr. Spiffings wild ride!"
Mr. Spiffing: "THE RIDE NEVER ENDSSSS!!!!!"
*EYES START GLOWING AS RED AS THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL*
Yay DNSL reference
Wow I never thought people would like this comment.
Gnarfius you mean as Red as the red part of the *U n i o n j a c k*
*Rule Brittania starts playing*
Later that day:
Game News: "A sudden huge increase in using a game exploit in the multiplayer of "TOTAL WAR Three Kingdoms" forced the developers to shut down the servers until they patch it."
I can no longer be silent about spiffs lies. The great bevrage Tea is acctually a resource in shogun 2 fall of the samurai and in empire total war as well. Making these games great
When will we have the unlimited *Colonialism and tea* glitch?
We happy few, but with tea instead of joy pills
@@colinrawls2285 plot twist- Joy is just a capsule of ultra-concentrated tea which is why it makes you thirsty and hungry
@@guyinbluu What would the crazy cracked out ones the billies get be called, then?
@@colinrawls2285 Tea with opium in it.
@@colinrawls2285 That's easy, they're just coffee drinkers
I think Creative assembly might be angry with spiff today
people are always angry when you point out their mistakes.
i think CA may just try to strike this video to get it off the site before too many people see it.
Too late CA, too late
@@RealSkoolmaster they actually might, youtube gives copyright owners the power to basically censor whoever the want
@@Curseius I don't think ca is that kinda company. Never heard of them doing something like that before.
@@Curseius they wouldn't do that, the competitive scene isn't that big, so they'll just patch it in a week or two and no one will really care.
Wow that multiplayer match is the scumiest thing ive ever seen. I loved it.
I was sipping tea when you said "seize the dong"
Hot tea through the nose hurts
game: has tea
spiffy: *COWABUNGA IT IS*
How can this game have a exploit?
Edit: How can this game be so broken?
Wow
Have you never played a Creative Assemblies game before? The obvious lack of any sort of exploits or cheats in their games is known all through the industry.
@@ugn669 In the early days the console was easy to get to
Actually if I were a game developed and not a simple software developer, I'd love to see someone break my game because that would allow me to be aware of broken mechanics, bugs and glitches. Better to be made aware of problems than be in the blind about them.
@@Jenkkimie yeah - i'd probably hire spif if i ran a games publisher making any strat/financial game ^^ clearly their in-house testers aren't creative enough finding exploits. (or don't have the time? idk)
When I did this I specifically renamed my save file to Liu Brie.
He may not have had access to proper tea, but Liu Brie knows quite a lot about cheese and how to get lots, and lots of it.
I didn't know he was french
"This makes Liu Bei an absolute memelord"
>Implying Liu Bei isn't already an absolute memelord without anyone playing him
@The Spiffing Brit I believe Total War: Shogun 2 also had Tea plantations and that was made before Rome 2.
Empire Total Ware was the first with glorious tea, way back
Shogun 2 had proper Tea Ceremony
Empire had... The British Empire.
> Overclockers UK can't do Tea Watercooling.
You asked the wrong group. For something that amazing you need to get in touch with Linus Tech Tips.
I think Boris could pull it off too.
@LBob2 iiiiiiis boris.
Tat tat tat tat tat tat
@@XeranDereth Boris only do vodka cooling ^^
Okay so how many years did you spend as an alpha game tester? Your skill and ability to break games is 2nd to none.
China: Hey England come over we are having civil war
England: Sorry bae I have a some conquest to do
China: We have a leaf in boiling watter
England: N A N I
This is literally an accurate representation of the British demolishing China in a succsession of wars back in the good ole days.
SpiffingBritt: Open fire!
Trebuchet commander: Open fire? Sire, but won't we hit our own men?
SpiffingBritt: Of course, but we'll hit theirs as well.
I mean Zhang fei could take them. and there are 3 of him
Donald Trump: “I know how to deal with China”
Spiff: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL
"Liu Bei the loan shark" cracked me up so bad XD 🤣🤣🤣
Total War: Tea Kingdoms
Empire Total War has tea AND allows you to carve out a British Empire dominating an enormous chunk of the globe!
I been binging videos all day on this channel and on my 5th cup of tea, keep it up Spiffing Brit your videos are fantastic.
Found you yesterday, watching as much as I can since. Amazing content
The Spiffing Brit
also known as the Three Kingdoms loan shark
The Spiffing Brit has literally gotten me to go out and buy Yorkshire Tea. I have a box of original and gold. Best tea ever thank you sir!
I LOVE this kind of videos - keep it up Spiffing!!
I skipped a few seconds ahead because I was getting bored and all I heard was “can we get tea in the computer?” This is why I love spiff
1 minute ago it was published and 84 views .
Perfectly balanced ladies and gentlemen.
As all things should be.
TH-cam is a perfectly balanced platform with no exploits.
Tea has been in this game for over a decade mate. Empire, Napoleon, I think even Shogun has a tea trade route with China.
I haven't looked at your channel since the beginning of the year and you've got 400,000(?) more subscribers. Well done mate.
Love your editing style. Had to subscribe. U are hilarious. Greetings from eastern American
5:19 adding a kettle to the side of a pc sounds like a great way to use the heat produced by exploiting games
Empire total war had tea. Being a Brit such as yourself, I would have assumed you have played Empire before...
I asked for more multiplayer and I got more multiplayer, this video is definitely on my short list of favorite videos. Oh Spiff you, you are so beautifully with those watermarks.
Apparently, Linus's crew are the "future scientists." xD saw the video of them making it, and it looks wonderful!
"Hmmm dont know if he can win this battle"
*takes sip of tea
"Well I think this will be quite well and an easy victory"
I am simple man I see total war I click,I see spiffing notification I get tea ready
Been waiting for this one for a while. Need more hilarious Chinese trickery! :D
Oh I hope we get some awesome Video like this for Borderlands 2 (or the pre-sequel, or 3 even) cause I love watching you break games like kit kat bars.
Ah Shit! Love some Spiff on my
Lunch break. Perfect timing.
*It's the Art of the Deal: Three Kingdoms Edition*
Keep up the excellent content old chap!
Brilliant insights as always from Lord Spiff
Clicked so fast I almost spilled my tea
Make a "Getting Lu Bu on turn 7 as the hardest faction is perfectly balanced in Total..." vid.
Was waiting for a Lu Bu comment...
You're referencing another video aren't you, also Yuan Shu is arguable for the hardest faction. I mean out of the different Coalition leaders than yes, out of everyone no, cause Huang Shao has to deal with a bunch of people who absolutely hate him and are right next to him (one of which being Liu Bei, kinda hard if he decides to go after you right away, which he does sometimes do).
Bandit queen?
I had Lu Bu at turn 2 and him being faction leader at turn 5 :P
@@S3nn4h As Yuan Shu?
Spiff I just want to say that i absolutely love your total war videos and I absolutely love your channel i had a heart attack when you posted that it might get deleted
Please never stop making videos!!
Alright, ya bastard. I'm hooked. Sign me up for the next one.
i can hear the far away shogun saying: A SHAMEFUL DISPLAY!!! xD
Huh, tea was a trade resource in Empire Total War - in 2009.
I'm going to go have a cup of tea and continue watching more tea ads
-great vids btw, love your work
This was amazing your the best spiff
If only Liu Bei know about this exploit, he could united China easily
xD
-Spiff might be just predicted the future by showing Corgi because Corgi team is winning-
Actually The Spiffing Brit,
there are Tea in the Empire: Total War game.
You can export it from Americas and India :)
But this involves the agony of playing Empire Total War... who's very existence is an exploit. Just let your army stand still and the AI will commit suicide.
@The Nova renaissance Indian factions are definitely disadvantaged due to their lack of fire by rank ability.
Only European factions, USA, and Ottomans have access to those. (And Ottomans have a harder time getting and paying for units that can do it because their line infantry cannot)
Spiff you have given me the ultimate idea for a Computer water cooling system that uses the heat from CPU and GPU too boil Tea! How wonderful would it be if you could exploit games and so heat your pc up and than it spits out great fresh Yorkshire tea :D
This was brilliant spiff.
If Boris can make a vodka cooled PC, I think you can make a tea cooled PC.
Wouldn't that require ice tea, which is heresy?
Pallando Rómestámo a small price to pay for salvation
Can’t believe no one has mentioned this yet; hellooooo???
EMPIRE TW HAS TEA, and it’s been around since 2009. You could literally conquer India and trade tea, build tea plantations and export it in trade or import it to your own country. Spiffing, how do you not know of this??
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Spiffing brit: TEA!
Huzzah! It's a new Spiffing Brit video. Time to get spicy, indeed.
I don't think this works anymore at least in legendary difficulty. The asking price is much higher than the amount they are willing to shell out per turn. They are asking for 2k immediate cash for only 150 gold per turn in my playthrough
Zhang Fei’s ability to get rid of all the morale of the enemies tracks with the romance.
Great video. Gonna try this tonight when my kids are asleep.
I'm also an avid lover of Yorkshire Tea
This is the one. This was the video that make me subscribe. Not the Skyrim videos- which I loved. Those made me want to. But this was the one that made me do it. Good shit, my good sir.
whats more brokenly op:
spiffs exploits or
trebuchet firing burning teabags?
"It took 4 forays into Total War for them to add tea into the game."
Shogun 2 and Fall of the Samurai: Are we a joke to you?
He's not done a video on those yet.
Yet, the tea was in those games even earlier than Shogun 2 ;)
This is the only channel that actually makes exploiting fun
9:42 is that spiffing?? Btw loving the new transparency on those watermarks!!!
**Finishes a Spiffing Brit video** "LOL! The memes are so good!... Why am I thirsty?"
THE LOAN SHARK OF LIU BEI
I'm sure that was there in the romance somewhere
My tea intake has increased by approximately 560% since I discovered this channel.
LOL the carrier pigeon!!!
Hey Spiffing will we ever see the return of 100 stat man in Ck2? I know you said the original save became corrupted or there was an issue with it, but it was my favorite series you have done. I'd love to see a renewal in a new save. Keep up all the great work
was also my fav ;-;
12:25
to skip to the singleplayer portion of the video.
Bring on the Corgies *casually sips coffee*
More total war! They're your absolute best videos.
Saw this video and immediately thought "damn brit broke the game of the year"
Game Creator: "I've finally dealt with all of the bugs, this game should be completely cheat free"
Spiff: "Hold my tea"
I an't wait for a new video , thanks for this one. Made me laugh so much haha
Mate I just found your channel after I got over my tea addiction and suddenly I hear you talking about Yorkshire and now I'm back in
i am sad that Spiffing didnt mention Da-Hong Pao tea at all
its just the most expensive tea in the world and its found in china
It's kinda funny how you can see the way the AI cheats when you're doing the gold exploit. If you hover your mouse over the amount of money they're giving you per turn, it'll show you the maximum they can give you per turn. That's their income per turn. After you do the deal, if you hover it over again, instead of going down by 118, it actually _increases_
it actually ?
It just shows how hard it is to beat a person who knows what they’re doing. The AI needs to cheat to be able to keep up. Then when it’s against someone who REALLY knows what they’re doing, it’s utterly helpless. Humans are just on a different level lol.
20:39 I see that Doctorate in Khajit Trading is really paying off for Sir. Dr. Spiff
really like your video! keep it up
If a Slav can fit Vodka into a computer's water cooling, a Brit can fit Tea into it.*
*End result may vary
Does the computer need to run after that? If not, no problem.
@@stamasd8500
If not, I can fit bacon in it and it would be an American PC*
-*Abolish healthcare and invade foreign countries while singing about liberty for full experience-
How does Yorkshire Tea not sponsor your channel???
Liked. Want to see more
You need to make 2 of this, they listened to the british demmands of adding tea!
17:01
Yes. You do want to remember that number. 621 is a very, very important number.
OwO
What's with it?
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I don't play ranked, but RIP TW Three Kingdoms Multiplayer scene.
Spiff has unleashed the floodgates once more.
That one is kind of useless because when he clicked the large armies I think that also gives the other side the option to do the exact same thing.
Your a genius with strategy games kid👍👍👍👍
On the origin of Camellia sinensis.
7:37 Engineering a mass rout.
20:50 That's not how net present value works, AI.