SKYRIM A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork Challenge

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  • Skyrim is a classical RPG game which practically everyone has played in there life. This is partly due to the fact that they managed to port it onto PC, Xbox, playstation, switch and Samsung smart fridge. The list goes on. Anyway today we are discovering that skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits well excluding the fork. So today I chose to revisit the game and ask the question. What if they just used a fork to defeat the dragon. and Can you beat skyrim with a fork? These are the important questions which have gone unanswered for too long! So yes today we are going to break the game with the power of Enchanted Forks!
    What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
    So sit back relax and enjoy this skyrim challenge!
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    Title: SKYRIM A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork Challenge
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  • @MittenSquad
    @MittenSquad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18012

    And I thought I was cool when I was able to do 2 points of Fire damage with my Fork.

    • @red_rain2131
      @red_rain2131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +793

      Can you guys do a co-op game together at some point? Please.

    • @blax140
      @blax140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      at least your not triggered that he stole your idea

    • @lonebriefcase
      @lonebriefcase 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      If you’re cool with it then I’m cool with it

    • @Forobryt
      @Forobryt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@thespiffingbrit Surely you mean Nigel Forkage.

    • @rampagerslife
      @rampagerslife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      don't worry mitten, we still love you and your burning fork

  • @evanallison8063
    @evanallison8063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4642

    You ever watch this 2 years later and realize that Spiff was right, you can’t play the game without running into glitches and bugs, they are FEATURES now.

    • @catetmax1812
      @catetmax1812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      especially if we are talking about skyrim space program

    • @animeloveer97
      @animeloveer97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      your 11 yrs late lmaoo XD

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@catetmax1812 If it's not in TES6 I'm rioting, it's a feature

    • @G4rden_Gh0st_
      @G4rden_Gh0st_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Exactly. Just introduced my stepbro to the game and he’s already learning this exact fact lol

    • @mattgalactic6730
      @mattgalactic6730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol yeah

  • @sleep-deprivedalien
    @sleep-deprivedalien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3083

    "never forkgive, never forkget."
    - Reanu Keeves

    • @FH-cn3mg
      @FH-cn3mg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "I'm the Blue Raja...I'm not Stab Man, I'm not Knifey Boy...i'm the blue raja..." "I will forkgive you if you...forkget...gheh" "May the Forks be with us." -Blue Raja

    • @CristianVlad-lo7qq
      @CristianVlad-lo7qq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh, they’re gonna be ForkGetting something alright!

    • @ddzombot
      @ddzombot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FH-cn3mg it's rare when someone does a mystery Men reference
      I tip my hat to you good sir

    • @FH-cn3mg
      @FH-cn3mg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ddzombot I love that movie and spread it's genius whenever I can. :D

    • @cogwun
      @cogwun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "My God, my God, why hast thou forksaken me?"
      - Chresus Jeist

  • @johnathanroth6205
    @johnathanroth6205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    249,427 seconds of Paralysis roughly translates to 69 hours in total. What an amazing number of hours to end up with. Only Reanu Keeves could achieve such a Godlike outcome.

    • @hoid4121
      @hoid4121 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Replying because I wanted to like but there were 69 likes

  • @lukerainey7675
    @lukerainey7675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9505

    Enemies: He's out of arrows! Get him!
    Wohn Jick: *Pulls out fork*

    • @CRemy-pk1fh
      @CRemy-pk1fh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      Bard : "He kills dragons and nations with a f****ng fork"

    • @monikamorningstarshadlo4129
      @monikamorningstarshadlo4129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Che Remy I was gonna say a similar thing.... but you beat me to it, well played

    • @WikterRor2807
      @WikterRor2807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Amazing comment thank you

    • @grozamal5829
      @grozamal5829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He should pull out a pencil cuz that’s his favorite weapon

    • @EvoKov
      @EvoKov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Wohn Jick is the single greatest name I have ever seen in my life. Naming my firstborn this, and will gift him a BattleFork each and every birthday.

  • @jessevancooney6963
    @jessevancooney6963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3306

    This game isnt broken. It just has alot of suprise features

    • @austinmoreno8486
      @austinmoreno8486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That got me laughing😂😂😂

    • @justanordinarysquirrel8568
      @justanordinarysquirrel8568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wait, do you mean Easter Eggs?

    • @Nekoszowa
      @Nekoszowa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@justanordinarysquirrel8568 ...
      "It's not a bug, it's a feature"

    • @GlueC
      @GlueC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're holding it wrong.

    • @the_person_that_playz_game8515
      @the_person_that_playz_game8515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're ths bob ross version of a every day gen z

  • @nekroz_of_super_dora3477
    @nekroz_of_super_dora3477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3881

    >Basically makes only 1 kind of potion
    >Alchemy 100
    “I fear not the man who has brewed 100 potions once, but the man who has brewed 1 potion 100 times.”
    -Luce Bree

    • @tz946
      @tz946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      Didn't even go with Brews Lee, how dare you.

    • @nekroz_of_super_dora3477
      @nekroz_of_super_dora3477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      T Z
      I mean, Reanu Keeves, Luce Bree. It was meant to parallel

    • @scotthawkes4302
      @scotthawkes4302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Clearly you meant "Brews Tea"

    • @tz946
      @tz946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@scotthawkes4302 you've gone too far. Science isn't ready

    • @Belboz99
      @Belboz99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I was pretty sure he meant "Bruise Knee".

  • @TheBlackLink
    @TheBlackLink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    The animation sent me back to this timeless classic!

  • @housel9352
    @housel9352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2976

    "I once watched him kill three dragons in a bar... with a fork"

    • @jasperrice8456
      @jasperrice8456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes

    • @SwarxWasTaken
      @SwarxWasTaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      With a fucking fork

    • @Korbinton._.
      @Korbinton._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nice John wick reference

    • @DeviLKM7
      @DeviLKM7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      They call him Wohn Jick

    • @brandonevans3994
      @brandonevans3994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@DeviLKM7 if you say it fast it sounds like you are saying logic but with a w instead of a l and that’s ironic considering his weapons break every natural laws known to man kind which logic can’t explain

  • @ilhuikar
    @ilhuikar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    A practical use for this loop:
    1. Make a nice armor with say +10000 fortify health
    2. Give to Lydia
    3. No more accidentally killing her during combat

    • @zjpdarkblaze
      @zjpdarkblaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Isnt Lydia immortal? She just kneels down but cant be killed right? At least thats how i remember it.... like 7 years ago.

    • @darkbladenexas
      @darkbladenexas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@zjpdarkblaze i've had her die on me

    • @jasonschuler2256
      @jasonschuler2256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @Zjp Darkblaze No, she’s mortal. But I think there’s a popular follower mod that makes her immortal.

    • @TechnoMinarchist
      @TechnoMinarchist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@zjpdarkblaze She's protected. Npcs can't kill her but the PC can. So if npcs drop her health to the point she kneels and then the PC accidentally hits her she'll die.
      There's 3 states. Essential (immortal) Protected (only PC can kill) Normal (mortal)

    • @TechnoMinarchist
      @TechnoMinarchist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jasonschuler2256 EFF lets you change the state of any of your followers whenever you want.

  • @estester100
    @estester100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2552

    How to break Skyrim:
    1: Press "New game"
    2: Observe

    • @trevor8597
      @trevor8597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Heh...im like number 420

    • @freestyle1227
      @freestyle1227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@trevor8597 Heh... nobody gives a fuck kid.

    • @bigboom2438
      @bigboom2438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Jacob St.Clair Doesn't even mention skyrim or games in general and you automatically jump to the conclusion that he hates skyrim. Which detective school did you attend sir?

    • @Amnesia1998
      @Amnesia1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah. 50% of the time it works 100% of the time.

    • @lucascastro2802
      @lucascastro2802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rastas_4221 If you have a lot of mods, just install live another live so that the mods can load safelly in a safe room. Then you select the prisoner life start.

  • @plutonium09
    @plutonium09 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    I forgot that this video was a fork video and not just a alchemy video

    • @newburntoast9003
      @newburntoast9003 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      forkgot

    • @fuzzilu
      @fuzzilu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That forking made me laugh 😂

  • @alloounou6900
    @alloounou6900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4004

    Todd Howard is such a gentleman, he keeps releasing Skyrim so the newer generation can experience it.

    • @SStarry_Days
      @SStarry_Days 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Shut

    • @wyatt4934
      @wyatt4934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@SStarry_Days open

    • @SStarry_Days
      @SStarry_Days 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@wyatt4934 Shut

    • @wyatt4934
      @wyatt4934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@SStarry_Days O P E N

    • @SStarry_Days
      @SStarry_Days 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@wyatt4934 SHUT

  • @thedoye1239
    @thedoye1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2088

    I used to be an adventurer like you...
    Then I saw this guy kill someone with a fork. It changed me

    • @YeetYeet-zv4nu
      @YeetYeet-zv4nu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just like me fr idk

    • @Student4Life89
      @Student4Life89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      wait till he uses the Pencils...

    • @FyWy_
      @FyWy_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Honestly I hate when that happens

    • @TheLastMoonFall
      @TheLastMoonFall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holy Crap! I ain't going out of the city ever again!

    • @PolyGrid625
      @PolyGrid625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Student4Life89 he will become god; capable of creation and erasure of anything he desires.
      suddenly the divines no longer exist, it is only Reanu Keeves

  • @kajuta575
    @kajuta575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17026

    You must buy a fake diploma of khajit trading now

    • @glasscanon8758
      @glasscanon8758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +916

      Khajiit has wares if you have coin.

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      I clicked like, and it went from 139 to 142. What.

    • @themanicman8458
      @themanicman8458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Wicked Erebus stay drunk TH-cam stay drunk

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@themanicman8458 I respond to this comment, notice that Kaj Mac's doesn't have a blue thumbs up, so have 5 more.
      TH-cam is like Aqua from Konosuba.
      A useless alcoholic.

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@asdergold1 i meant the comment that started this chain, the video was already at 32K when I started it
      Hope he gets that diploma soon

  • @EyeRis
    @EyeRis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    this guy's basically telling us how to cheat skyrim without actually cheating. This is amazing!

    • @googthegreat1211
      @googthegreat1211 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Friend: You're cheating!
      Me: Is it multiplayer?
      Friend: No?
      Me: I'd rather you called it exploiting innocent NPCs then.

  • @gabrieltorres282
    @gabrieltorres282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1991

    "I once saw him kill a dragon with a fork
    A f*cking fork."

    • @skyrodomvil6973
      @skyrodomvil6973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Duolingo Owl the dragonborn with enchantments can pretty much do anything with anything but time is the true enemy

    • @anubi5_bbx461
      @anubi5_bbx461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why did I read it as focking fork automatically... I'm confused.

    • @davidlandry3487
      @davidlandry3487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Roit. The dragon of Smogenrock... With a fork. Let's mug 'im!

    • @Geneticspore
      @Geneticspore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL goddamnit, I read that and just as I was licking my lips and spat all over my screen. Fucking awesome comment!!!

    • @shaungoldiner1767
      @shaungoldiner1767 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

  • @inzomniacZz
    @inzomniacZz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3232

    I can’t say Keanu Reeves now, you fueled my dyslexia and my brain now defaults to Reanu Keeves... like his actual name doesn’t even sound correct anymore, help.

    • @oraandrip5266
      @oraandrip5266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Same dude

    • @elisabethhawke2040
      @elisabethhawke2040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Ffffffffffff- SAME. I was talking to my boyfriend about CyberPunk 2077 and couldn't for the life of me use the correct name.

    • @oraandrip5266
      @oraandrip5266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@elisabethhawke2040 Sohnny Jilverhands

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Just like me and Haptain Cook.

    • @mortemvenientem8147
      @mortemvenientem8147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Just like me and Wohn Jick

  • @kingrichardiii6280
    @kingrichardiii6280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    Reanu: I will sell you... (picks p a random potion from Frida's shelf) this potion here.
    Frida: that is my potion!
    Reanu: so?
    Frida: you got a deal.

    • @toml1446
      @toml1446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Speech level:100

    • @vornamenachname2727
      @vornamenachname2727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Keanu

    • @kingrichardiii6280
      @kingrichardiii6280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@vornamenachname2727 drinks some tea and performs a perfect Spiffing Brit impression. " No it's Reanu Keeves!"

    • @vornamenachname2727
      @vornamenachname2727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Nathan Bui @KingRichardIII I got confused which one is correct by how much he says it... I'm stupid

    • @loveyuiz
      @loveyuiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Try do that on Morrowind and see what happen

  • @DomyTheMad420
    @DomyTheMad420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    TH-cam re-recommended this so i'm here to Thank You:
    Because of this insane little video I got the idea in my head to play Skyrim with just a knife & a fork. And it was a GLORIOUS journey.
    My level 60 DragonBorn now proudly only ever fights with a simple knife (not dagger!) and fork. normal sized. [took some obscure mods to get it done!] 100 ench & smith + potions
    >The knife slices & burns (cooks) the meat for max dmg (100 ench+50% potion)
    >The fork then takes that slice of cooked meat and I Eat it for max dmg with life-steal max dmg (100ench+pot)
    I defeated Mamoths & giants by eating them alive.
    I've slain elder dragons by eating them alive.
    I even took down alduin by burning and eating him alive.
    I am DovahCanibal.
    Fear me mortals
    for you are all meals.
    It was the funniest playthrough i've ever done,
    THANK YOU for the idea

    • @ryanmiller8273
      @ryanmiller8273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I've done the same thing, I wore a chef jacket and hat. I got the ring of Namira and went around eating everyone, it was a blast. 10/10 would recommend.

    • @DomyTheMad420
      @DomyTheMad420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ryanmiller8273 the CHEFF HAT! why didn't i think of that?!

    • @missseaweed2462
      @missseaweed2462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're actually geniuses, I need to try this sometime.

    • @Dunkopf
      @Dunkopf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legends all of you

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    6:18 It's even worse when you've used Fortify Alteration potions and then used the Slow Time shout. I made the Slow Time affect last over a week in game this way, and since I didn't want to be stuck in slow motion for an in game week, I decided to wait it out. And that's how I discovered that the Slow Time affect actually affects the time spent waiting.

    • @frostytheiceberg1127
      @frostytheiceberg1127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      *o h n o*

    • @jjging4308
      @jjging4308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NotAGoat rip

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@frostytheiceberg1127 Took the words right out of my mouth...

    • @frostytheiceberg1127
      @frostytheiceberg1127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jessegd6306 yoink, those are my words now! >:D

    • @rinerwainkler3108
      @rinerwainkler3108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought alteration enhancement only worked with alteration spells. Does it work with all shouts?

  • @Mr-Money01
    @Mr-Money01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1172

    This exploit was so powerful whenever I enchanted my armor with fortify health it became part of me and it would kill me if I unequiped it.

    • @mystictabletop6040
      @mystictabletop6040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      To fix that sleep and then take it off

    • @rileygraham8952
      @rileygraham8952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      was?

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Drink the ultimate healing potion, maybe that fixes everything

    • @ShadowlordDio
      @ShadowlordDio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lol that sounds like masterchief and his armor

    • @biblicallyaccuratesoul
      @biblicallyaccuratesoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Symbiotes man...

  • @harrygenderson6847
    @harrygenderson6847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Alchemy: the art of turning other people's gold into yours!

    • @roguebanshee
      @roguebanshee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Works even better in Morrowind.

  • @jl3039
    @jl3039 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    At this point I don't remember anyone but Reanu Keeves. He was always the true hero and came first.

  • @Endeva09
    @Endeva09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1234

    Q: "Is that a bug or a feature?"
    A: "Yes"

    • @jek__
      @jek__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The technical term for such programming is called "butchering" ;)

    • @batswithsass3754
      @batswithsass3754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bethesda game development

    • @emfbrother
      @emfbrother 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jek__ no its called Bethesdaism

    • @mauer1
      @mauer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emfbrother though bethesda is not the first and will definitly not be the last one to do that.

  • @Azure-Flame-Bee
    @Azure-Flame-Bee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    "Can you beat Skyrim with only a fork?"
    Mittensquad: yes

    • @Dirtym240i
      @Dirtym240i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spider-Gwen literally!!

    • @Hozay1234
      @Hozay1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      first thing i thought when i saw this

    • @stormbreeze8417
      @stormbreeze8417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed I thought this too lol

    • @bernee7856
      @bernee7856 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @redmoon383
      @redmoon383 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hozay1234 same to be fair

  • @WaxWantSleeep
    @WaxWantSleeep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1552

    if this man played The Stanley Parable, it'd be impossible to differentiate who's talking

    • @Concerned_Custodian
      @Concerned_Custodian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It'd be very easy, the Stanley Parable narrator is much deeper while Brits voice is much more light and comedic in a way

    • @thedoormatt6998
      @thedoormatt6998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      not if he talked deeper XD

    • @diamond_chaos
      @diamond_chaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Alexander Steel no plz no

    • @Concerned_Custodian
      @Concerned_Custodian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Alexander Steel Insult my boy one more time and Ill show you the power of FRIENDSHIP

    • @uckcpr
      @uckcpr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Alexander Steel yes.

  • @2rpedochoi17
    @2rpedochoi17 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Watch this again since Linus built him a pc with "Forkgive me" plate on it.

  • @sofajess
    @sofajess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    I'd like a full series. Broken. Overpowered. Perfectly balanced.

    • @sleepyhead883
      @sleepyhead883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      As all things should be.

    • @DeltaWing64
      @DeltaWing64 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree too
      long live the guy with forks

    • @calorinedarkness5232
      @calorinedarkness5232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dylan Folts I think you mean, the man //WHO// forks! ;) XD

    • @bestaround3323
      @bestaround3323 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @joegarbage5908
    @joegarbage5908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    I would 100% watch a full series on Reanu Keeves

  • @spocky7305
    @spocky7305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    5:20
    Wow, a Wooden Sword, the 2nd most powerful weapon in the game!
    That kids, is foreshadowing.

    • @bronopaly9835
      @bronopaly9835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Josh Ray NO YOUR FORESHADOWING

    • @Small_black_cat
      @Small_black_cat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bronopaly9835 NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!!

    • @callmecaptain.
      @callmecaptain. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *forkshadowing

    • @hamdepaf6686
      @hamdepaf6686 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But it is only the third most powerful wapon in the game!

  • @jeremycharlesworth8415
    @jeremycharlesworth8415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "What a beautiful little goblin" that is by far my favorite thing you have said.

  • @Liindir
    @Liindir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    *Tries to sell Forkgive Me*
    "YOU do not have enough gold to sell that."
    *Rethinks life*

    • @neslehcim629
      @neslehcim629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Pill Cospy did you even watch the video the game said that if he sold it he would get minus money aka lose money
      Sorry for the bad grammar

    • @Liindir
      @Liindir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@comeatme6ro413 Woosh.

    • @eaven6740
      @eaven6740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@comeatme6ro413 Hey buddy, you just roll in from stupid town?

    • @mehrawr3530
      @mehrawr3530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eaven6740
      Shhhh..... He didn't see the whole video

    • @whateverppl1229
      @whateverppl1229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mehrawr3530 or he doesn't understand buffer overflow :(

  • @zachary2641
    @zachary2641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2183

    He said reanu keeves so many times I'm convinced that's actually his real name

    • @FreeFromAllThings
      @FreeFromAllThings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It is his real name

    • @jacoblantigua1366
      @jacoblantigua1366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same

    • @mel0dicHarp
      @mel0dicHarp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That’s just what I call him now. It annoys my family to no end

    • @jcwarlock
      @jcwarlock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I did this by accident to the amusement of my mates, a good spoonerism, like bustin jeiber lol

    • @themodmaster6593
      @themodmaster6593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

  • @violetchan6402
    @violetchan6402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    “So, how powerful do you want to be in this game?”
    Yes.

  • @daevilwon4428
    @daevilwon4428 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    11:45 “skyrim has kinda skyrimed” is the second most skyrim thing I’ve ever heard in my adventures until I took an arrow to the knee

  • @enfield_the_enigmatic2989
    @enfield_the_enigmatic2989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1698

    "Mitten Squad would like to know your location."

    • @damiondavis2037
      @damiondavis2037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rip views

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Should try to finish Skyrim and all it;s DLC and guilds without commiting a single crime. Would love to see you try and pull of the absolute broken glitchfest that is the no stealing Thieves Guild part. Also means you have to finish the game completely with 0 murders, 0 thefts, 0 pickpockets and 0 locks picked.

    • @derekkedrowski8567
      @derekkedrowski8567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait a second, I’ve seen this one before

    • @TheStupidMe9999
      @TheStupidMe9999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mitten squad squad

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well yeah, but that;s what i meant. As in 0 locks picked in the crime stats screen. If it's not a crime it won't show up there. Maybe i should have been more clear. Same as killing bandits and whatnot doesn't show up in the murders stat.

  • @mg42sd
    @mg42sd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Todd Howard: "So, how powerful you want your Skyrim charecter to be?"
    Spiff: yes

  • @BladeTrain3r
    @BladeTrain3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    Why does Reanu Keeves use forks for weapons?
    Because there is no spoon.

    • @neagoat
      @neagoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Theres no weapon version of a spoon, only dwarven spoons that are misc... its sad

    • @just_morby
      @just_morby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Dude I had to log in just to give you a thumbs up :D The only reason you're not higher is that people don't get the reference.

    • @neagoat
      @neagoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly!

    • @cosmoniums5990
      @cosmoniums5990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is this a tick reference?

    • @danielclark-hughes692
      @danielclark-hughes692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ysgrammor has a soup spoon...
      I mean, it's a fork but still

  • @loftylyrics7739
    @loftylyrics7739 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I just got into skyrim recently and I love this mans videos even if they are a bit old

    • @narfdc2043
      @narfdc2043 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are in for quite a journey, even if you don’t mod
      God Skyrim is great even without mods, i mod a lot tho makes it funner for people who have played a long time

    • @Hits_deeply
      @Hits_deeply ปีที่แล้ว

      Injoy the game you're in for a ride

  • @augustvalek
    @augustvalek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    the fork automatically cooks his meals, Reanu Keeves is a genius even without trying

    • @MediocreHexPeddler
      @MediocreHexPeddler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The knife in Subnautica does that, too, once you upgrade it.

    • @febentesfaye612
      @febentesfaye612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      All he needs is namira’s ring and he’s got a cooked meal

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That fork incinerates anything that could be eaten

    • @huntercarneystandup
      @huntercarneystandup 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 haha

    • @minidhmadboy
      @minidhmadboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Before watching the video I saw this as Keanu reeves, then watched it and saw Reanu Keeves, what sorcery is this.

  • @dianalondono5599
    @dianalondono5599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    honestly i think the bugs are what makes playing or watching someone play the game so enjoyable

    • @Mausyboi
      @Mausyboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      true Tod has blessed us

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I get a sense of pride and accomplishment from it

    • @staffofthecrystalserpant7751
      @staffofthecrystalserpant7751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rpg skate 3

    • @rafaxpg
      @rafaxpg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True example of BUG BECOMES FEATURE

    • @banana0281
      @banana0281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If Todd patched the bugs I'd be not happy at all and the game would be ruined.

  • @decarey3339
    @decarey3339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Reanu Keeves: *appears at the foot of my bed*
    Me: "I have been expecting you"

    • @jman7481
      @jman7481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kathryn Carey 👍👍👍😏

    • @marcusalm7350
      @marcusalm7350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *spins around in office chair*

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jman7481 *drops from ceiling*

    • @linkeffect82
      @linkeffect82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reanu Keeves: "Brings out both forks and winks knowingly."

    • @yawarakairazar175
      @yawarakairazar175 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@linkeffect82 spk

  • @Primal_ak
    @Primal_ak ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Even 3 years later these videos are still incredibly entertaining

  • @hyperdimensionbliss
    @hyperdimensionbliss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Reanu Keeves: *appears in my room*
    Me: *wakes up*
    Reanu Keeves: hey you, you're finally awake

  • @hans7821
    @hans7821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Spiff: "The fork is an overpowered weapon."
    *door is kicked in*
    Policeman: "Oy m8, you got a loicense for dat combat fork?"

    • @mg42sd
      @mg42sd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then policeman melts thanks to Burny Sanders's sick burns!

    • @vitaminc2161
      @vitaminc2161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You are having a bloody witch hunt aren't cha?

    • @jrb748
      @jrb748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Full semi-automatic fork

    • @PeptoBismarck244
      @PeptoBismarck244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jacob Burgess assaut style fork

    • @Raidousin
      @Raidousin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not the spoon shit its still at large

  • @dawsonleng2163
    @dawsonleng2163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    I don’t know why people get upset over exploits, and want it patched. It’s a single player RPG. Just because you don’t like it you don’t have to ruin it for everyone else. If you want to get infinite gold or want do the oghma infinium exploit do it on your own play through.

    • @scottatlas7359
      @scottatlas7359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @DEEJMASTER 333 just don't do it. Let everyone else enjoy the mistakes of others.

    • @nickgamble4544
      @nickgamble4544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @DEEJMASTER 333 and. Just because you want to try hard don't mean I should have to if I Wana break the game and absolutely destroy.

    • @NyxHunter
      @NyxHunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@nickgamble4544 exactly!
      I normally play thru a game properly the first time to get the intended experience.
      Then on subsequent runs I will use exploits to get through annoying parts or just to see the insanity I can cause

    • @nickgamble4544
      @nickgamble4544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@NyxHunter right. And some games require crazy amounts of effort and time and we don't all have that time. Like stardew I've been duping the heck outa stuff for money cause the game needs tons of money to get threw

    • @NyxHunter
      @NyxHunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@nickgamble4544 In both Fallout 3 and New Vegas if an item isn't bolted to the ground or sitting in a spot it's unable to be stolen it ends up in my inventory to sell. Money is hardly an issue after a few hours lot being a tireless loot goblin

  • @NerdyBernie66
    @NerdyBernie66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ah the origin of the most majestically powerful creature to grace the universe. Beautiful Reanu Keeves.

  • @brucelee6415
    @brucelee6415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    He paralysed her for 66 hours irl, a skyrim day takes about 1 hour 12 minutes in irl time. She will be paralysed in her world for around 60 days

  • @ADHDadditiv
    @ADHDadditiv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    For everyone who doesnt know how to do the Merchant "sell" glitch, you gotta click and hold on your name, drag up to the merchants name, and while holding the click still press E.

    • @ItsNoBigE
      @ItsNoBigE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Can you do it on console? That is the real question

    • @MrTea-zl5ol
      @MrTea-zl5ol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Thank you good sir, you have helped save me hours of google searching for this glitch, a spot of tea for you and I do hope the queen gives u a knighthood.

    • @ADHDadditiv
      @ADHDadditiv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ItsNoBigE Dont own a console, but Id say probably not since the button to sell is the same as the button to select.

    • @ADHDadditiv
      @ADHDadditiv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@MrTea-zl5ol Ya I only found out because I went through like an hour of searching.
      Another helpful tip, MAKE SURE YOUR ALCHEMY LEVEL IS AT LEAST 40 BEFORE YOU START! There is a soft limit of where you will stop improving potions. Make sure you have the 3 points in the star, and that 1 in the upper left to make potions stronger. Otherwise you'll hit this soft limit and waste ingredients. THESE "features" STILL WORK, you just gotta do it right.

    • @creeperizak8971
      @creeperizak8971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My game crashed when I tried the sell glitch XD

  • @lunaticscribbles6016
    @lunaticscribbles6016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    More Reanu Keeves,
    "You're breathtaking!"
    "and I've taken your breath"

    • @impostrous
      @impostrous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      more Reeaun Keeves:
      "you're breathtaking"
      "cus i dont breath"

  • @yuushinichi
    @yuushinichi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:19 The dude on the left has majestic hair lmao

  • @ellajackson2274
    @ellajackson2274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    Reanu Keeves: *uses deadly fork to burn through enemies*
    Rordon Gamsey: *approving noises*

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Just like Todd said "It just works"
    The fake diploma it is xD

    • @ruiyuzhang4679
      @ruiyuzhang4679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *King crimson sound*

    • @introvertplays6162
      @introvertplays6162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A lot of bullshitters use this phrase (It just works!) in the past months...Jensen Huang, CEO of nVidia, used this phrase in connection with RTX (real time raytracing aspect of the new RTX lineup), while hiding the fact that you lose around 50% performance in games that support RTX (of which there are only four XD after nearly a year that the technology is out!).

    • @kushinasonlypans
      @kushinasonlypans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@introvertplays6162 did u know that "It jus works" i anime meme too?

    • @introvertplays6162
      @introvertplays6162 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kushinasonlypans nope...just heard this phrase so often in the past year in situations where it did not come true.

    • @besserwisser4055
      @besserwisser4055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@introvertplays6162 it does technically work...
      it just doesn't work well

  • @coolmegaking
    @coolmegaking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    The algorithm has blessed me with the discovery of your channel. God bless the algorithm!

  • @ComicKodi
    @ComicKodi ปีที่แล้ว +27

    (Skyrim noob here on my first play through) I wish I’d have known how strong alchemy and enchanting were when I started. I’m currently level 42 and have very few (maybe 1-2 in each) skill points in the two. And now leveling up takes so long that the points are few and far between.

    • @barry5767
      @barry5767 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Exploits are fun for a bit, but the game is more fun just playing normally.

  • @hackermanack3393
    @hackermanack3393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Reanu Keeves isn't real he can't hurt you
    Reanu Keeves: Ah You're Finally Awake

    • @anarkitty4168
      @anarkitty4168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      we've got a broken game to burn

    • @mysticvx2721
      @mysticvx2721 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah you've finally awake. Something something.... and that thief over there.

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey you, you're finally awake. You were to cross the border, right? Same as that thief over there.
      Damn you Stormcloaks, if the empire wasn't looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell!
      We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.
      Shut up back there!
      What's wrong with him, huh?
      Watch your tongue, you're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true high king!
      Jarl Ulfric? You're the leader of the rebellion, but if you're here, oh gods, where are they taking us?
      I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits.
      *says all the divine names* Divines, please help me!
      What village are you from, horse thief?
      Why does it matter?
      A nord's last thoughts, should be of home.
      Rorikstead. I'm from Rorikstead.
      General Tullius sir, the headsman is waiting!!
      Good.
      Get these prisoners out the carts, move it!
      Why do you think, end of the line.

  • @thespanishinquisition9160
    @thespanishinquisition9160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    I do vote for ‘The unexploited and balanced adventures of Reanu Keeves’.👍

  • @Dile0303
    @Dile0303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    The best part is that alchemist just waching and listening to Reanu Keeves explanation on how to create the most broken things in exisence. When he leaved the alchemist probably just started creating his own supreme forks and armor

  • @huffinLeeroy
    @huffinLeeroy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Who would have thought this would spark a series spanning 3 years

  • @torin1006
    @torin1006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    When you get paralyzed for 3 whole days

    • @derp3870
      @derp3870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      in-game its more like several weeks

    • @torin1006
      @torin1006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@derp3870 Right. I just did the math, and the in-game time is about 58 days.(almost 2 months)

    • @derp3870
      @derp3870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@torin1006 lol

    • @matthewsploded3501
      @matthewsploded3501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I must ask, where is your profile pic from?
      I've seen it before but I don't know anything else

    • @derp3870
      @derp3870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matthewsploded3501 i mixed slimecicle and saitama and then i used it in ms-paint to make bad 3ds stop motion animations

  • @raymondgradzewicz
    @raymondgradzewicz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    There is a perk in the enchanting skill tree that allows you to put two enchantments onto one item. So you can have a fork doing 10 million points of shock damage and absorb 10 million points of health.

  • @JaxBaby
    @JaxBaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    should've gave the second fork a frost enchantment and named it Chillary Clinton

    • @lucacuneo7218
      @lucacuneo7218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Perfect

    • @NateWBell
      @NateWBell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Or a shock fork named Bashock Obama

    • @Cardiopazia
      @Cardiopazia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      How about Chillary Killton?

    • @PitchBlackYeti
      @PitchBlackYeti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or Hilarious Chillton

    • @haxthehuman409
      @haxthehuman409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@NateWBell Frost fork named snowbama

  • @jmp_jayperproductions
    @jmp_jayperproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I would like everyone to know that almost every single person in my class who has a gaming console as well as me plays a game that came out 11 years ago: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Yes even in this day and age Skyrim is played and I don't know how tf it is so good even after all this time, and thank you Spiff for showing me how to become God himself in this game. I will spend the many hours watching your Skyrim content and put those hours to good use

  • @humphreyjones1828
    @humphreyjones1828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    What if Todd’s reason for not fixing any exploits was to allow a creative mode in Skyrim

    • @iScAre1
      @iScAre1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He has stated that all the "fun" glitches and exploits we're left in on purpose bc they're, well, fun

    • @adampope5107
      @adampope5107 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@iScAre1 I'm sure it had nothing to do with spending money on fixing them.

    • @The_scrongler1978
      @The_scrongler1978 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adampope5107Yeah….. obviously

    • @AJ--212
      @AJ--212 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@adampope5107 i mean tbh leaving in bugs creates new challenges, and new ways to do things that you might not have been able to do before. for example speedrunners catapulting themselves across the map lol

  • @williamcompton6358
    @williamcompton6358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    Forcing someone to buy a product they own and give you the money
    *stonks*

    • @mauer1
      @mauer1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its like real life you know

    • @rileyblackmon808
      @rileyblackmon808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish we could buy games that way...

    • @colt8465
      @colt8465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I tried this glitch but why is it not working?

    • @mauer1
      @mauer1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colt8465 maybe you did something wrong?

    • @colt8465
      @colt8465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mauer1 I went to a merchant, clicked on my name, clicked on his name and pressed e

  • @deadgnome3432
    @deadgnome3432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Karlia spent a few years making a paralyzis poison potion for ONLY one arrow.
    And this guy spent a damn hour to make this shit go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND.
    Todd, dont let him take on our reality!

    • @GokuBlack-ij4wd
      @GokuBlack-ij4wd ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is a paralysis potion. And this is Karlia's paralysis potion, a stronger version designed for a boss character. And this... Is to go... EVEN FURTHER.. BEYOND!
      Sorry for the week on the ground. This is Super Paralysis 3. What do you think?

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GokuBlack-ij4wd Damnit Goku, I knew you were an idiot, but you actually DRANK IT!? That was meant for Majin Buu! What are we supposed to do now?

    • @hungryburger1170
      @hungryburger1170 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Karlia spent years performing this. The potions were nearing their expiration date.

  • @Ex-Daemon
    @Ex-Daemon ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me when spiff says his intro "GENERAL KENOBI"

  • @archetypeknight771
    @archetypeknight771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    "The College of Winterhold took one look at him and just said 'No'."

  • @mikaelhanninen3716
    @mikaelhanninen3716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Todd Howard: I am going into battle and i want your strongest potions
    Reanu Keeves: MY POTIONS ARE TOO STRONG FOR YOU TRAVELER

    • @frostcrackle2374
      @frostcrackle2374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they're _literally_ too strong for anyone

    • @cinnamongunfire
      @cinnamongunfire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YES YOU REMEMBER THE MEME

    • @mikaelhanninen3716
      @mikaelhanninen3716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cinnamongunfire Good classic memes deserve to be remembered and shared with younger generations of memers

    • @randomguy3849
      @randomguy3849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THEY ARE OF THE STRONG AND YOU CLEARLY ARE OF THE WEAKEST

    • @didgeridoodanielle
      @didgeridoodanielle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frostcrackle2374 i can only imagine a stereotypical potion beaker with really buff arms

  • @Deupey445
    @Deupey445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1327

    “If we can somehow get to 20k likes I’ll buy the diploma...” Video: *Has 200k likes*

    • @synthwolfe8906
      @synthwolfe8906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He should have to buy 10 then. One for each 20k.

    • @diablopretense6693
      @diablopretense6693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He must buy one hundred diplomas of fake validation

    • @chris.maharaj4054
      @chris.maharaj4054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      8:08

    • @jdog7797
      @jdog7797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Great way to buy likes, brilliant,,, bloody brilliant!*

    • @4vul
      @4vul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      220k*

  • @nintendbro3275
    @nintendbro3275 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro your narration through even just the character creation had me cracking up lol i just know this video is going to be fire lol

  • @simplyexisting1125
    @simplyexisting1125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Any time a mobster beats up a shop owner in real life, they magically have more money too.

    • @OfficialSharmat
      @OfficialSharmat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      money magically appears if you know where to point the gun.

    • @stremsniperisbest5728
      @stremsniperisbest5728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OfficialSharmat yes exactly

  • @gelatinoussire7772
    @gelatinoussire7772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Potion Seller: You can't handle my potions; they're too strong for you.

    • @bushiido8494
      @bushiido8494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You're a rascal, a rascal for no respect for knights!

    • @123hattan
      @123hattan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Potion Seller I need your potions for the battle.

    • @ryanwiggins1275
      @ryanwiggins1275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You couldnt handle my potions. My potions aren't fit for a beast, let alone a man.

  • @zoom2376
    @zoom2376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Sounds like a challange for mitten sq... Oh wait

  • @TheFoxfirelight
    @TheFoxfirelight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Back on the 360, I used the fortify enchanting > fortify alchemy loop on rings. Made a fortify blacksmithing potion and ended up making a Deadric 2h sword. It's base damage was an equation. So I named it Mathematics. I put on the Firey Soultrap enchant and Absorb health. 1 hit everything in the game. After that I bought a computer and started modding

  • @CR0NIK65
    @CR0NIK65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Made a “butter knife” with over a million life steal, thanks.

  • @TimeForDunston
    @TimeForDunston 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    You know he's actually pretty good at making characters look like certain people, it actually looked like Keanu... before he started stretching everything out of course.

  • @VoidicHerald
    @VoidicHerald 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    *in the top left corner*: Silver Ingots (16) added
    Spiff: "managed to locate"
    *hmmmmm intensifies*

    • @torva360
      @torva360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Don't forget how he "managed to locate" thirty of every ingredient he needed.

    • @VoidicHerald
      @VoidicHerald 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@torva360 *goes to create potion after the game crashes*
      *doesn't have ingredients*
      *smash cut*
      *30 of everything*😁
      I saw it too😂

    • @jeremyowen1
      @jeremyowen1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You mean he used console commands to cheat in a game he was purposely exploiting?
      SOMEONE CALL THE QUEEN.

    • @VoidicHerald
      @VoidicHerald 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jeremyowen1 I ain't mad🤷‍♂️😂 just found it amusing

    • @jedibobo1081
      @jedibobo1081 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

  • @strangeyoungster319
    @strangeyoungster319 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is a masterpiece and I can see it has been four years since this video came out but hope Spiff has his diploma hanging proudly on a wall by this point long live reanu keeves

  • @PTB_BE
    @PTB_BE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    You could also use a spoon, as it is a *Tea Fork* (and it makes Colonialism easier)

    • @tyleryoung4081
      @tyleryoung4081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thespiffingbrit they knew if they gave us this we would remake the British empire and change all drinks to Yorkshire tea

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thespiffingbrit That would be giving us too much power

    • @Azazreal
      @Azazreal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tea Fork.....my mind literally cannot take this, its perfect

    • @tyleryoung4081
      @tyleryoung4081 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thespiffingbrit get the beyond Skyrim mod and BUILD THE TEA EMPIRE

  • @crossthekira99
    @crossthekira99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Reanu Keeves broke into my house, screamed in my face, and ran off with all my forks.
    Thanks Spiffing Brit. Subscribed.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "Authorities around the world are still baffled as to why almost five thousand people have all spontaneously had heart attacks while sleeping in their beds."

    • @withersoul3480
      @withersoul3480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kira reeves

    • @dennischapman9434
      @dennischapman9434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s a big spook

    • @stigmaoftherose
      @stigmaoftherose 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm more consered with why those people ever upvoted this video with that evil warning about what would happen when they liked it
      Edit: so it seems they want the fake diploma more than their own mental health.

    • @withersoul3480
      @withersoul3480 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      stigma of the rose buzzkill

  • @gabevoss6689
    @gabevoss6689 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “If somehow this video can get 20,000 views”
    Several million views and 370,00 likes later

  • @interlamer7480
    @interlamer7480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    There's a saying in Russia. When translated, it goes something like this: "Don't fear the knife, fear the fork. One strike, four holes". In Russian, it even (kinda) rhymes.

    • @bocchithean-cap3404
      @bocchithean-cap3404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In mother russia we are more afraid of forks than knifes

    • @dmitry7881
      @dmitry7881 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@h3h3clipsandhighlights Is the saying supposed to say Spoon or Knife in russian?

    • @6jackace
      @6jackace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that why a lot of Russian people are starving? Because they are too scared to pick up a fork?

  • @Astral_Drago
    @Astral_Drago 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The Spiffing Brit: "This magical beautiful creature"
    Me: "Well, he's... He's definitely a creature..."

    • @shyne5928
      @shyne5928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HOW DARE YOU HES FUCKIN BEAUTIFUL

  • @TheNero97
    @TheNero97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Me: Potion Seller, I am going into battle and require your *Strongest Potion*
    Potion Seller: You can't handle my *Strongest Potion*
    Me: Potion Seller, I am telling you. I require your *Strongest Potion*!
    Potion Seller: Y-
    *PC Crashes Vigorously*

    • @ChanceKearns
      @ChanceKearns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *PC fucking melts*

    • @VortexKiller2
      @VortexKiller2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Destruction 100

    • @Cdaiger93
      @Cdaiger93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      this was like a flashback to a fever dream to a stroke. thank you for making me remember that cursed video. 11/10 would buy potion again.

    • @ICCUWANSIUT
      @ICCUWANSIUT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cdaiger93 even better is the stalker video using part of it haha

  • @mikesock8
    @mikesock8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    reject jesus. return to todd howard

  • @tiltedhalo832
    @tiltedhalo832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    He sip tea
    He won’t let game exploits be
    But most importantly
    He show stock images to me

    • @tiltedhalo832
      @tiltedhalo832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yo ladies and not ladies, thanks for the likes, if every like was a dollar... I would have 160 more monez

  • @j4y_pg
    @j4y_pg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    The first exploit I found accidentally is that you could ride horses underwater (and I don’t mean them swimming I mean you could get them to walk underwater) and it was the greatest moment I’ve had in gaming.

    • @FrejaHirst
      @FrejaHirst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ive been trying but can't get it to work. How do you do it?

    • @j4y_pg
      @j4y_pg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FrejaHirst I haven’t done it in a while so I don’t remember exactly (will edit when I try again) but I think you just mount your horse while you and the horse are in the water

    • @snakesonaframe2668
      @snakesonaframe2668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can also get them to run on top of the water, by literally just mounting them while in water, I discovered that by accident lol. I’ve never seen them run underwater myself though

    • @SephTheHuntress
      @SephTheHuntress 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@snakesonaframe2668 your version sounds like what he was meaning to say. I've done exactly what you did and got his result c:

    • @real_Donald_Trump
      @real_Donald_Trump 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I accidentally fell off a bridge on a horse into water then began swimming on land, thus hovering

  • @judemccabe1242
    @judemccabe1242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    "Its so powerful its worth negative money"
    oh my

    • @imasiontist653
      @imasiontist653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This gave me a genuine laugh.

  • @Wolfcone
    @Wolfcone 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My boy wants 20k likes. Meanwhile, 4 years later, we're at over a quarter million. Good show.

  • @ivanpetrov8268
    @ivanpetrov8268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    “Hmmm hey isn’t that my potion?”
    “Yeah wanna buy it?”
    “Hell yeah!”

  • @ijuantm
    @ijuantm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2044

    "If for some reason this video gets 20k likes, I don't know how"
    *Gets 240k likes*

    • @lewisradley9419
      @lewisradley9419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      It's time for him to buy 12 khajit trading diplomas

    • @elmo7608
      @elmo7608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im waiting

    • @ryanfrick2190
      @ryanfrick2190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Capt Zack good thing he didn't specify a date it had to be reached by then

    • @MavenTheWatcher
      @MavenTheWatcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make it 258K

    • @dominikvachl8439
      @dominikvachl8439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and 5mil viewes xd

  • @booshmcfadden7638
    @booshmcfadden7638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Todd: How many exploits should we leave in?
    Spiffing Brit: Yes.

  • @karenhumphrey7203
    @karenhumphrey7203 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just found this video and I was laughing out loud through most of the video. The exploits of Reanu Keaves and Burney Sanders should be a series. 😂

  • @finger1651
    @finger1651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I cant believe I watched a 40 minute video about forks while I should be working.

  • @thanos5029
    @thanos5029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    "Perfectly balanced, as all games should be."

    • @vincezockt127
      @vincezockt127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @kalijahkessler4047
      @kalijahkessler4047 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

    • @wrkkvikrmvh1023
      @wrkkvikrmvh1023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I see absolutely nothing wrong with this

    • @livesincanoe9034
      @livesincanoe9034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanos was right!! But not nearly extreme enough, on the conservative side two thirds of the human population on earth must die to bring us back into sustainable limits, and on the liberal side around 90%.

    • @livesincanoe9034
      @livesincanoe9034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So taking humanity as a meter somewhere between 66%and 90% of all sentient life in the universe should be snapped out of existence to restore balance. I think that 75%is a good medium, I can't say "happy medium" because death is sad even when it's necessary.

  • @mptrdt21457
    @mptrdt21457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    “I am going to kill you with my teacup.”-Din Veasel.

    • @joela7989
      @joela7989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love that movie

    • @mptrdt21457
      @mptrdt21457 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s that Din Viesel awesomeness. Legend.

    • @DyingCr0w
      @DyingCr0w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Forgive me father, for i have sinned" - Hodd Toward

    • @mptrdt21457
      @mptrdt21457 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am going to repost your comment cuz it’s funnier than mine. You will get credit.

    • @g-ruby401
      @g-ruby401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ceatup

  • @Schnickenpick
    @Schnickenpick หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Spiffingbrit is just the slightly more sane version of let’s game it out