"I'm the Blue Raja...I'm not Stab Man, I'm not Knifey Boy...i'm the blue raja..." "I will forkgive you if you...forkget...gheh" "May the Forks be with us." -Blue Raja
You ever watch this 2 years later and realize that Spiff was right, you can’t play the game without running into glitches and bugs, they are FEATURES now.
249,427 seconds of Paralysis roughly translates to 69 hours in total. What an amazing number of hours to end up with. Only Reanu Keeves could achieve such a Godlike outcome.
>Basically makes only 1 kind of potion >Alchemy 100 “I fear not the man who has brewed 100 potions once, but the man who has brewed 1 potion 100 times.” -Luce Bree
@@DeviLKM7 if you say it fast it sounds like you are saying logic but with a w instead of a l and that’s ironic considering his weapons break every natural laws known to man kind which logic can’t explain
@Jacob St.Clair Doesn't even mention skyrim or games in general and you automatically jump to the conclusion that he hates skyrim. Which detective school did you attend sir?
@Jack _ If you have a lot of mods, just install live another live so that the mods can load safelly in a safe room. Then you select the prisoner life start.
@@Student4Life89 he will become god; capable of creation and erasure of anything he desires. suddenly the divines no longer exist, it is only Reanu Keeves
@@themanicman8458 I respond to this comment, notice that Kaj Mac's doesn't have a blue thumbs up, so have 5 more. TH-cam is like Aqua from Konosuba. A useless alcoholic.
@@zjpdarkblaze She's protected. Npcs can't kill her but the PC can. So if npcs drop her health to the point she kneels and then the PC accidentally hits her she'll die. There's 3 states. Essential (immortal) Protected (only PC can kill) Normal (mortal)
I can’t say Keanu Reeves now, you fueled my dyslexia and my brain now defaults to Reanu Keeves... like his actual name doesn’t even sound correct anymore, help.
TH-cam re-recommended this so i'm here to Thank You: Because of this insane little video I got the idea in my head to play Skyrim with just a knife & a fork. And it was a GLORIOUS journey. My level 60 DragonBorn now proudly only ever fights with a simple knife (not dagger!) and fork. normal sized. [took some obscure mods to get it done!] 100 ench & smith + potions >The knife slices & burns (cooks) the meat for max dmg (100 ench+50% potion) >The fork then takes that slice of cooked meat and I Eat it for max dmg with life-steal max dmg (100ench+pot) I defeated Mamoths & giants by eating them alive. I've slain elder dragons by eating them alive. I even took down alduin by burning and eating him alive. I am DovahCanibal. Fear me mortals for you are all meals. It was the funniest playthrough i've ever done, THANK YOU for the idea
I've done the same thing, I wore a chef jacket and hat. I got the ring of Namira and went around eating everyone, it was a blast. 10/10 would recommend.
6:18 It's even worse when you've used Fortify Alteration potions and then used the Slow Time shout. I made the Slow Time affect last over a week in game this way, and since I didn't want to be stuck in slow motion for an in game week, I decided to wait it out. And that's how I discovered that the Slow Time affect actually affects the time spent waiting.
You are in for quite a journey, even if you don’t mod God Skyrim is great even without mods, i mod a lot tho makes it funner for people who have played a long time
Should try to finish Skyrim and all it;s DLC and guilds without commiting a single crime. Would love to see you try and pull of the absolute broken glitchfest that is the no stealing Thieves Guild part. Also means you have to finish the game completely with 0 murders, 0 thefts, 0 pickpockets and 0 locks picked.
Well yeah, but that;s what i meant. As in 0 locks picked in the crime stats screen. If it's not a crime it won't show up there. Maybe i should have been more clear. Same as killing bandits and whatnot doesn't show up in the murders stat.
I don’t know why people get upset over exploits, and want it patched. It’s a single player RPG. Just because you don’t like it you don’t have to ruin it for everyone else. If you want to get infinite gold or want do the oghma infinium exploit do it on your own play through.
@@nickgamble4544 exactly! I normally play thru a game properly the first time to get the intended experience. Then on subsequent runs I will use exploits to get through annoying parts or just to see the insanity I can cause
@@NyxHunter right. And some games require crazy amounts of effort and time and we don't all have that time. Like stardew I've been duping the heck outa stuff for money cause the game needs tons of money to get threw
@@nickgamble4544 In both Fallout 3 and New Vegas if an item isn't bolted to the ground or sitting in a spot it's unable to be stolen it ends up in my inventory to sell. Money is hardly an issue after a few hours lot being a tireless loot goblin
(Skyrim noob here on my first play through) I wish I’d have known how strong alchemy and enchanting were when I started. I’m currently level 42 and have very few (maybe 1-2 in each) skill points in the two. And now leveling up takes so long that the points are few and far between.
The best part is that alchemist just waching and listening to Reanu Keeves explanation on how to create the most broken things in exisence. When he leaved the alchemist probably just started creating his own supreme forks and armor
For everyone who doesnt know how to do the Merchant "sell" glitch, you gotta click and hold on your name, drag up to the merchants name, and while holding the click still press E.
Thank you good sir, you have helped save me hours of google searching for this glitch, a spot of tea for you and I do hope the queen gives u a knighthood.
@@MrTea-zl5ol Ya I only found out because I went through like an hour of searching. Another helpful tip, MAKE SURE YOUR ALCHEMY LEVEL IS AT LEAST 40 BEFORE YOU START! There is a soft limit of where you will stop improving potions. Make sure you have the 3 points in the star, and that 1 in the upper left to make potions stronger. Otherwise you'll hit this soft limit and waste ingredients. THESE "features" STILL WORK, you just gotta do it right.
I would like everyone to know that almost every single person in my class who has a gaming console as well as me plays a game that came out 11 years ago: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Yes even in this day and age Skyrim is played and I don't know how tf it is so good even after all this time, and thank you Spiff for showing me how to become God himself in this game. I will spend the many hours watching your Skyrim content and put those hours to good use
@@ax14pz107 i mean tbh leaving in bugs creates new challenges, and new ways to do things that you might not have been able to do before. for example speedrunners catapulting themselves across the map lol
There is a perk in the enchanting skill tree that allows you to put two enchantments onto one item. So you can have a fork doing 10 million points of shock damage and absorb 10 million points of health.
Back on the 360, I used the fortify enchanting > fortify alchemy loop on rings. Made a fortify blacksmithing potion and ended up making a Deadric 2h sword. It's base damage was an equation. So I named it Mathematics. I put on the Firey Soultrap enchant and Absorb health. 1 hit everything in the game. After that I bought a computer and started modding
Karlia spent a few years making a paralyzis poison potion for ONLY one arrow. And this guy spent a damn hour to make this shit go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND. Todd, dont let him take on our reality!
This is a paralysis potion. And this is Karlia's paralysis potion, a stronger version designed for a boss character. And this... Is to go... EVEN FURTHER.. BEYOND! Sorry for the week on the ground. This is Super Paralysis 3. What do you think?
Hey you, you're finally awake. You were to cross the border, right? Same as that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks, if the empire wasn't looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell! We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there! What's wrong with him, huh? Watch your tongue, you're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true high king! Jarl Ulfric? You're the leader of the rebellion, but if you're here, oh gods, where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits. *says all the divine names* Divines, please help me! What village are you from, horse thief? Why does it matter? A nord's last thoughts, should be of home. Rorikstead. I'm from Rorikstead. General Tullius sir, the headsman is waiting!! Good. Get these prisoners out the carts, move it! Why do you think, end of the line.
You know he's actually pretty good at making characters look like certain people, it actually looked like Keanu... before he started stretching everything out of course.
Nice, I have 29 years old & playing this again after loading a savegame from 2021 at level 4, I still new into this game & told my best friend to play it as well.
There's a saying in Russia. When translated, it goes something like this: "Don't fear the knife, fear the fork. One strike, four holes". In Russian, it even (kinda) rhymes.
This is a masterpiece and I can see it has been four years since this video came out but hope Spiff has his diploma hanging proudly on a wall by this point long live reanu keeves
To permanently keep your weapons charged, enchant a piece of armor or jewelry with Fortify Destruction and wear that. It must be 100% or higher though, which is possible with or without the restoration exploit.
Me: Potion Seller, I am going into battle and require your *Strongest Potion* Potion Seller: You can't handle my *Strongest Potion* Me: Potion Seller, I am telling you. I require your *Strongest Potion*! Potion Seller: Y- *PC Crashes Vigorously*
i’ve put ove r300 hours into this game and i never before thought to carry an item to a different room to steal it… how did i miss something so obvious?!
A lot of bullshitters use this phrase (It just works!) in the past months...Jensen Huang, CEO of nVidia, used this phrase in connection with RTX (real time raytracing aspect of the new RTX lineup), while hiding the fact that you lose around 50% performance in games that support RTX (of which there are only four XD after nearly a year that the technology is out!).
The first exploit I found accidentally is that you could ride horses underwater (and I don’t mean them swimming I mean you could get them to walk underwater) and it was the greatest moment I’ve had in gaming.
@@FrejaHirst I haven’t done it in a while so I don’t remember exactly (will edit when I try again) but I think you just mount your horse while you and the horse are in the water
You can also get them to run on top of the water, by literally just mounting them while in water, I discovered that by accident lol. I’ve never seen them run underwater myself though
"Authorities around the world are still baffled as to why almost five thousand people have all spontaneously had heart attacks while sleeping in their beds."
I'm more consered with why those people ever upvoted this video with that evil warning about what would happen when they liked it Edit: so it seems they want the fake diploma more than their own mental health.
Imagine being a simple town guard, just minding your business, catching a thief or pickpocket every blue moon, reminiscing about your younger years as an adventurer, enforcing institutionalised racism against Khajiit, enjoying a sweet-rol every now and then. Then suddenly this immortal demi-God comes jumping out of nowhere, holding a fork, that is apparently made of pure lava. He goes around punching the local merchants. but before you can react you snap back to reality and it all just seemed a strange dream. Until you see that fucking fork guy punching another merchant, so this time you're determined to get this guy, you throw him in jail but he just smirks at you in a way that makes you nervous.. The last thing you remember before waking up again as if nothing happened is the unimaginable pain of two prongs of a fork melting through your flesh and the smell of burning meat, hair and fat. ''Hey, why is that guy punching merchants? Hey you! Stop th..''
So cool that fols are still playing this. This fortify thing was exactly what I did on my first playthrough like what 10 years ago now. Never got into mods as it's just not my thing but I will exploit the hell out of something built into the game.
Fun fact: The point where it doesnt increase anymore does not exist in OG Skyrim. I just loopholed a Restoration Potion to 366 million% in one go. Love ya Brit, thanks for this tip
Thanos was right!! But not nearly extreme enough, on the conservative side two thirds of the human population on earth must die to bring us back into sustainable limits, and on the liberal side around 90%.
So taking humanity as a meter somewhere between 66%and 90% of all sentient life in the universe should be snapped out of existence to restore balance. I think that 75%is a good medium, I can't say "happy medium" because death is sad even when it's necessary.
I remember exploiting alchemy to all hell in Morrowind and making potions that could make me fly so fast the game could barely keep up loading overworld maps. Ah, the memories...
@@WhoTouchMyGun i remember drinking a bunch of potions and attacking someone. I hit him with a short sword and my game crashed immediately. I like to think i cleaved the world in half.
Just potions? I had rings, robes, amulets, etc. of permanent flight, invisibility, underwater breathing, fireballs, everything. And I did it before the internet.
And I thought I was cool when I was able to do 2 points of Fire damage with my Fork.
Can you guys do a co-op game together at some point? Please.
at least your not triggered that he stole your idea
If you’re cool with it then I’m cool with it
@@thespiffingbrit Surely you mean Nigel Forkage.
don't worry mitten, we still love you and your burning fork
"never forkgive, never forkget."
- Reanu Keeves
"I'm the Blue Raja...I'm not Stab Man, I'm not Knifey Boy...i'm the blue raja..." "I will forkgive you if you...forkget...gheh" "May the Forks be with us." -Blue Raja
Oh, they’re gonna be ForkGetting something alright!
@@FH-cn3mg it's rare when someone does a mystery Men reference
I tip my hat to you good sir
@@ddzombot I love that movie and spread it's genius whenever I can. :D
"My God, my God, why hast thou forksaken me?"
- Chresus Jeist
You ever watch this 2 years later and realize that Spiff was right, you can’t play the game without running into glitches and bugs, they are FEATURES now.
especially if we are talking about skyrim space program
your 11 yrs late lmaoo XD
@@catetmax1812 If it's not in TES6 I'm rioting, it's a feature
Exactly. Just introduced my stepbro to the game and he’s already learning this exact fact lol
lol yeah
249,427 seconds of Paralysis roughly translates to 69 hours in total. What an amazing number of hours to end up with. Only Reanu Keeves could achieve such a Godlike outcome.
Replying because I wanted to like but there were 69 likes
>Basically makes only 1 kind of potion
>Alchemy 100
“I fear not the man who has brewed 100 potions once, but the man who has brewed 1 potion 100 times.”
-Luce Bree
Didn't even go with Brews Lee, how dare you.
T Z
I mean, Reanu Keeves, Luce Bree. It was meant to parallel
Clearly you meant "Brews Tea"
@@scotthawkes4302 you've gone too far. Science isn't ready
I was pretty sure he meant "Bruise Knee".
Enemies: He's out of arrows! Get him!
Wohn Jick: *Pulls out fork*
Bard : "He kills dragons and nations with a f****ng fork"
Che Remy I was gonna say a similar thing.... but you beat me to it, well played
Amazing comment thank you
He should pull out a pencil cuz that’s his favorite weapon
Wohn Jick is the single greatest name I have ever seen in my life. Naming my firstborn this, and will gift him a BattleFork each and every birthday.
"I once watched him kill three dragons in a bar... with a fork"
yes
With a fucking fork
Nice John wick reference
They call him Wohn Jick
@@DeviLKM7 if you say it fast it sounds like you are saying logic but with a w instead of a l and that’s ironic considering his weapons break every natural laws known to man kind which logic can’t explain
The animation sent me back to this timeless classic!
Me too
Same bro same
Yes
Animation?
What animation? I can't find any about Reanu
How to break Skyrim:
1: Press "New game"
2: Observe
Heh...im like number 420
@@trevor8597 Heh... nobody gives a fuck kid.
@Jacob St.Clair Doesn't even mention skyrim or games in general and you automatically jump to the conclusion that he hates skyrim. Which detective school did you attend sir?
Yeah. 50% of the time it works 100% of the time.
@Jack _ If you have a lot of mods, just install live another live so that the mods can load safelly in a safe room. Then you select the prisoner life start.
This game isnt broken. It just has alot of suprise features
That got me laughing😂😂😂
Wait, do you mean Easter Eggs?
@@justanordinarysquirrel8568 ...
"It's not a bug, it's a feature"
You're holding it wrong.
You're ths bob ross version of a every day gen z
Todd Howard is such a gentleman, he keeps releasing Skyrim so the newer generation can experience it.
Shut
@@SStarry_Days open
@@wyatt4934 Shut
@@SStarry_Days O P E N
@@wyatt4934 SHUT
I forgot that this video was a fork video and not just a alchemy video
forkgot
That forking made me laugh 😂
I used to be an adventurer like you...
Then I saw this guy kill someone with a fork. It changed me
Just like me fr idk
wait till he uses the Pencils...
Honestly I hate when that happens
Holy Crap! I ain't going out of the city ever again!
@@Student4Life89 he will become god; capable of creation and erasure of anything he desires.
suddenly the divines no longer exist, it is only Reanu Keeves
You must buy a fake diploma of khajit trading now
Khajiit has wares if you have coin.
I clicked like, and it went from 139 to 142. What.
Wicked Erebus stay drunk TH-cam stay drunk
@@themanicman8458 I respond to this comment, notice that Kaj Mac's doesn't have a blue thumbs up, so have 5 more.
TH-cam is like Aqua from Konosuba.
A useless alcoholic.
@@asdergold1 i meant the comment that started this chain, the video was already at 32K when I started it
Hope he gets that diploma soon
A practical use for this loop:
1. Make a nice armor with say +10000 fortify health
2. Give to Lydia
3. No more accidentally killing her during combat
Isnt Lydia immortal? She just kneels down but cant be killed right? At least thats how i remember it.... like 7 years ago.
@@zjpdarkblaze i've had her die on me
@Zjp Darkblaze No, she’s mortal. But I think there’s a popular follower mod that makes her immortal.
@@zjpdarkblaze She's protected. Npcs can't kill her but the PC can. So if npcs drop her health to the point she kneels and then the PC accidentally hits her she'll die.
There's 3 states. Essential (immortal) Protected (only PC can kill) Normal (mortal)
@@jasonschuler2256 EFF lets you change the state of any of your followers whenever you want.
this guy's basically telling us how to cheat skyrim without actually cheating. This is amazing!
Friend: You're cheating!
Me: Is it multiplayer?
Friend: No?
Me: I'd rather you called it exploiting innocent NPCs then.
"I once saw him kill a dragon with a fork
A f*cking fork."
@Duolingo Owl the dragonborn with enchantments can pretty much do anything with anything but time is the true enemy
Why did I read it as focking fork automatically... I'm confused.
Roit. The dragon of Smogenrock... With a fork. Let's mug 'im!
LOL goddamnit, I read that and just as I was licking my lips and spat all over my screen. Fucking awesome comment!!!
Nice
I can’t say Keanu Reeves now, you fueled my dyslexia and my brain now defaults to Reanu Keeves... like his actual name doesn’t even sound correct anymore, help.
Same dude
Ffffffffffff- SAME. I was talking to my boyfriend about CyberPunk 2077 and couldn't for the life of me use the correct name.
@@elisabethhawke2040 Sohnny Jilverhands
Just like me and Haptain Cook.
Just like me and Wohn Jick
Reanu: I will sell you... (picks p a random potion from Frida's shelf) this potion here.
Frida: that is my potion!
Reanu: so?
Frida: you got a deal.
Speech level:100
*Keanu
@@vornamenachname2727 drinks some tea and performs a perfect Spiffing Brit impression. " No it's Reanu Keeves!"
@Nathan Bui @KingRichardIII I got confused which one is correct by how much he says it... I'm stupid
Try do that on Morrowind and see what happen
TH-cam re-recommended this so i'm here to Thank You:
Because of this insane little video I got the idea in my head to play Skyrim with just a knife & a fork. And it was a GLORIOUS journey.
My level 60 DragonBorn now proudly only ever fights with a simple knife (not dagger!) and fork. normal sized. [took some obscure mods to get it done!] 100 ench & smith + potions
>The knife slices & burns (cooks) the meat for max dmg (100 ench+50% potion)
>The fork then takes that slice of cooked meat and I Eat it for max dmg with life-steal max dmg (100ench+pot)
I defeated Mamoths & giants by eating them alive.
I've slain elder dragons by eating them alive.
I even took down alduin by burning and eating him alive.
I am DovahCanibal.
Fear me mortals
for you are all meals.
It was the funniest playthrough i've ever done,
THANK YOU for the idea
I've done the same thing, I wore a chef jacket and hat. I got the ring of Namira and went around eating everyone, it was a blast. 10/10 would recommend.
@@ryanmiller8273 the CHEFF HAT! why didn't i think of that?!
You're actually geniuses, I need to try this sometime.
Legends all of you
6:18 It's even worse when you've used Fortify Alteration potions and then used the Slow Time shout. I made the Slow Time affect last over a week in game this way, and since I didn't want to be stuck in slow motion for an in game week, I decided to wait it out. And that's how I discovered that the Slow Time affect actually affects the time spent waiting.
*o h n o*
NotAGoat rip
@@frostytheiceberg1127 Took the words right out of my mouth...
@@jessegd6306 yoink, those are my words now! >:D
I thought alteration enhancement only worked with alteration spells. Does it work with all shouts?
I'd like a full series. Broken. Overpowered. Perfectly balanced.
As all things should be.
I agree too
long live the guy with forks
Dylan Folts I think you mean, the man //WHO// forks! ;) XD
Same
Q: "Is that a bug or a feature?"
A: "Yes"
The technical term for such programming is called "butchering" ;)
Bethesda game development
@@jek__ no its called Bethesdaism
@@emfbrother though bethesda is not the first and will definitly not be the last one to do that.
At this point I don't remember anyone but Reanu Keeves. He was always the true hero and came first.
Alchemy: the art of turning other people's gold into yours!
Works even better in Morrowind.
I would 100% watch a full series on Reanu Keeves
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay.
Yes
Yasssss plz
Sameeeeee
"Can you beat Skyrim with only a fork?"
Mittensquad: yes
Spider-Gwen literally!!
first thing i thought when i saw this
Agreed I thought this too lol
Same
@@Hozay1234 same to be fair
Watch this again since Linus built him a pc with "Forkgive me" plate on it.
This exploit was so powerful whenever I enchanted my armor with fortify health it became part of me and it would kill me if I unequiped it.
To fix that sleep and then take it off
was?
Drink the ultimate healing potion, maybe that fixes everything
Lol that sounds like masterchief and his armor
Symbiotes man...
He said reanu keeves so many times I'm convinced that's actually his real name
It is his real name
Same
That’s just what I call him now. It annoys my family to no end
I did this by accident to the amusement of my mates, a good spoonerism, like bustin jeiber lol
Same
Why does Reanu Keeves use forks for weapons?
Because there is no spoon.
Theres no weapon version of a spoon, only dwarven spoons that are misc... its sad
Dude I had to log in just to give you a thumbs up :D The only reason you're not higher is that people don't get the reference.
Exactly!
Is this a tick reference?
Ysgrammor has a soup spoon...
I mean, it's a fork but still
"What a beautiful little goblin" that is by far my favorite thing you have said.
the fork automatically cooks his meals, Reanu Keeves is a genius even without trying
The knife in Subnautica does that, too, once you upgrade it.
All he needs is namira’s ring and he’s got a cooked meal
That fork incinerates anything that could be eaten
😂 haha
Before watching the video I saw this as Keanu reeves, then watched it and saw Reanu Keeves, what sorcery is this.
5:20
Wow, a Wooden Sword, the 2nd most powerful weapon in the game!
That kids, is foreshadowing.
Josh Ray NO YOUR FORESHADOWING
@@bronopaly9835 NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!!
*forkshadowing
But it is only the third most powerful wapon in the game!
if this man played The Stanley Parable, it'd be impossible to differentiate who's talking
It'd be very easy, the Stanley Parable narrator is much deeper while Brits voice is much more light and comedic in a way
not if he talked deeper XD
Alexander Steel no plz no
@Alexander Steel Insult my boy one more time and Ill show you the power of FRIENDSHIP
@Alexander Steel yes.
I just got into skyrim recently and I love this mans videos even if they are a bit old
You are in for quite a journey, even if you don’t mod
God Skyrim is great even without mods, i mod a lot tho makes it funner for people who have played a long time
Injoy the game you're in for a ride
"Mitten Squad would like to know your location."
Rip views
Should try to finish Skyrim and all it;s DLC and guilds without commiting a single crime. Would love to see you try and pull of the absolute broken glitchfest that is the no stealing Thieves Guild part. Also means you have to finish the game completely with 0 murders, 0 thefts, 0 pickpockets and 0 locks picked.
Wait a second, I’ve seen this one before
Mitten squad squad
Well yeah, but that;s what i meant. As in 0 locks picked in the crime stats screen. If it's not a crime it won't show up there. Maybe i should have been more clear. Same as killing bandits and whatnot doesn't show up in the murders stat.
honestly i think the bugs are what makes playing or watching someone play the game so enjoyable
true Tod has blessed us
I get a sense of pride and accomplishment from it
Rpg skate 3
True example of BUG BECOMES FEATURE
If Todd patched the bugs I'd be not happy at all and the game would be ruined.
I don’t know why people get upset over exploits, and want it patched. It’s a single player RPG. Just because you don’t like it you don’t have to ruin it for everyone else. If you want to get infinite gold or want do the oghma infinium exploit do it on your own play through.
@DEEJMASTER 333 just don't do it. Let everyone else enjoy the mistakes of others.
@DEEJMASTER 333 and. Just because you want to try hard don't mean I should have to if I Wana break the game and absolutely destroy.
@@nickgamble4544 exactly!
I normally play thru a game properly the first time to get the intended experience.
Then on subsequent runs I will use exploits to get through annoying parts or just to see the insanity I can cause
@@NyxHunter right. And some games require crazy amounts of effort and time and we don't all have that time. Like stardew I've been duping the heck outa stuff for money cause the game needs tons of money to get threw
@@nickgamble4544 In both Fallout 3 and New Vegas if an item isn't bolted to the ground or sitting in a spot it's unable to be stolen it ends up in my inventory to sell. Money is hardly an issue after a few hours lot being a tireless loot goblin
(Skyrim noob here on my first play through) I wish I’d have known how strong alchemy and enchanting were when I started. I’m currently level 42 and have very few (maybe 1-2 in each) skill points in the two. And now leveling up takes so long that the points are few and far between.
Exploits are fun for a bit, but the game is more fun just playing normally.
“So, how powerful do you want to be in this game?”
Yes.
He paralysed her for 66 hours irl, a skyrim day takes about 1 hour 12 minutes in irl time. She will be paralysed in her world for around 60 days
Rookie numbers
I’ve been paralysed my whole life
Thank you Bruce Lee
F
hahaha
Reanu Keeves: *appears in my room*
Me: *wakes up*
Reanu Keeves: hey you, you're finally awake
And the cycle Continues
Wake the fuck up, Dragonborn...
Like für dein Profilbild
Ha
We got a village to burn!
Ah the origin of the most majestically powerful creature to grace the universe. Beautiful Reanu Keeves.
Todd Howard: "So, how powerful you want your Skyrim charecter to be?"
Spiff: yes
Yes
Yes
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Reanu Keeves: *uses deadly fork to burn through enemies*
Rordon Gamsey: *approving noises*
Turn nazeem into an idiot sandwich.
overcooked
overapproving
Overrordongamsey
Now he just needs to find the samb lauce
The best part is that alchemist just waching and listening to Reanu Keeves explanation on how to create the most broken things in exisence. When he leaved the alchemist probably just started creating his own supreme forks and armor
Like check
Even 3 years later these videos are still incredibly entertaining
should've gave the second fork a frost enchantment and named it Chillary Clinton
Perfect
Or a shock fork named Bashock Obama
How about Chillary Killton?
Or Hilarious Chillton
@@NateWBell Frost fork named snowbama
The algorithm has blessed me with the discovery of your channel. God bless the algorithm!
Same here
HAIL!
You mean algorithm bless the algorithm right?
All praise the algorithm
Google finally did something right! :O
For everyone who doesnt know how to do the Merchant "sell" glitch, you gotta click and hold on your name, drag up to the merchants name, and while holding the click still press E.
Can you do it on console? That is the real question
Thank you good sir, you have helped save me hours of google searching for this glitch, a spot of tea for you and I do hope the queen gives u a knighthood.
@@ItsNoBigE Dont own a console, but Id say probably not since the button to sell is the same as the button to select.
@@MrTea-zl5ol Ya I only found out because I went through like an hour of searching.
Another helpful tip, MAKE SURE YOUR ALCHEMY LEVEL IS AT LEAST 40 BEFORE YOU START! There is a soft limit of where you will stop improving potions. Make sure you have the 3 points in the star, and that 1 in the upper left to make potions stronger. Otherwise you'll hit this soft limit and waste ingredients. THESE "features" STILL WORK, you just gotta do it right.
My game crashed when I tried the sell glitch XD
11:45 “skyrim has kinda skyrimed” is the second most skyrim thing I’ve ever heard in my adventures until I took an arrow to the knee
I do vote for ‘The unexploited and balanced adventures of Reanu Keeves’.👍
so do i
we need that full series
If spiff exploits up some fortify magic discipline armor he can use his forks forever
same
Me too.
*Tries to sell Forkgive Me*
"YOU do not have enough gold to sell that."
*Rethinks life*
Pill Cospy did you even watch the video the game said that if he sold it he would get minus money aka lose money
Sorry for the bad grammar
@@comeatme6ro413 Woosh.
@@comeatme6ro413 Hey buddy, you just roll in from stupid town?
@@egpimp
Shhhh..... He didn't see the whole video
@@mehrawrr or he doesn't understand buffer overflow :(
Sounds like a challange for mitten sq... Oh wait
I would like everyone to know that almost every single person in my class who has a gaming console as well as me plays a game that came out 11 years ago: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Yes even in this day and age Skyrim is played and I don't know how tf it is so good even after all this time, and thank you Spiff for showing me how to become God himself in this game. I will spend the many hours watching your Skyrim content and put those hours to good use
What if Todd’s reason for not fixing any exploits was to allow a creative mode in Skyrim
He has stated that all the "fun" glitches and exploits we're left in on purpose bc they're, well, fun
@@iScAre1 I'm sure it had nothing to do with spending money on fixing them.
@@ax14pz107Yeah….. obviously
@@ax14pz107 i mean tbh leaving in bugs creates new challenges, and new ways to do things that you might not have been able to do before. for example speedrunners catapulting themselves across the map lol
There is a perk in the enchanting skill tree that allows you to put two enchantments onto one item. So you can have a fork doing 10 million points of shock damage and absorb 10 million points of health.
Fork
Fork
Fork
The Ordinator perk tree mod allows for three enchantments on one item.
Forcing someone to buy a product they own and give you the money
*stonks*
Its like real life you know
I wish we could buy games that way...
I tried this glitch but why is it not working?
@@colt8465 maybe you did something wrong?
@@mauer1 I went to a merchant, clicked on my name, clicked on his name and pressed e
Back on the 360, I used the fortify enchanting > fortify alchemy loop on rings. Made a fortify blacksmithing potion and ended up making a Deadric 2h sword. It's base damage was an equation. So I named it Mathematics. I put on the Firey Soultrap enchant and Absorb health. 1 hit everything in the game. After that I bought a computer and started modding
Karlia spent a few years making a paralyzis poison potion for ONLY one arrow.
And this guy spent a damn hour to make this shit go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND.
Todd, dont let him take on our reality!
This is a paralysis potion. And this is Karlia's paralysis potion, a stronger version designed for a boss character. And this... Is to go... EVEN FURTHER.. BEYOND!
Sorry for the week on the ground. This is Super Paralysis 3. What do you think?
@@GokuBlack-ij4wd Damnit Goku, I knew you were an idiot, but you actually DRANK IT!? That was meant for Majin Buu! What are we supposed to do now?
Karlia spent years performing this. The potions were nearing their expiration date.
Reanu Keeves isn't real he can't hurt you
Reanu Keeves: Ah You're Finally Awake
we've got a broken game to burn
Ah you've finally awake. Something something.... and that thief over there.
Hey you, you're finally awake. You were to cross the border, right? Same as that thief over there.
Damn you Stormcloaks, if the empire wasn't looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell!
We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.
Shut up back there!
What's wrong with him, huh?
Watch your tongue, you're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true high king!
Jarl Ulfric? You're the leader of the rebellion, but if you're here, oh gods, where are they taking us?
I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits.
*says all the divine names* Divines, please help me!
What village are you from, horse thief?
Why does it matter?
A nord's last thoughts, should be of home.
Rorikstead. I'm from Rorikstead.
General Tullius sir, the headsman is waiting!!
Good.
Get these prisoners out the carts, move it!
Why do you think, end of the line.
Spiff: "The fork is an overpowered weapon."
*door is kicked in*
Policeman: "Oy m8, you got a loicense for dat combat fork?"
Then policeman melts thanks to Burny Sanders's sick burns!
You are having a bloody witch hunt aren't cha?
Full semi-automatic fork
Jacob Burgess assaut style fork
Not the spoon shit its still at large
Who would have thought this would spark a series spanning 3 years
More Reanu Keeves,
"You're breathtaking!"
"and I've taken your breath"
more Reeaun Keeves:
"you're breathtaking"
"cus i dont breath"
You know he's actually pretty good at making characters look like certain people, it actually looked like Keanu... before he started stretching everything out of course.
so back when he was still mortal
Reanu Keeves: *appears at the foot of my bed*
Me: "I have been expecting you"
Kathryn Carey 👍👍👍😏
*spins around in office chair*
@@jman7481 *drops from ceiling*
Reanu Keeves: "Brings out both forks and winks knowingly."
@@linkeffect82 spk
Nice, I have 29 years old & playing this again after loading a savegame from 2021 at level 4, I still new into this game & told my best friend to play it as well.
There's a saying in Russia. When translated, it goes something like this: "Don't fear the knife, fear the fork. One strike, four holes". In Russian, it even (kinda) rhymes.
In mother russia we are more afraid of forks than knifes
@@h3h3clipsandhighlights Is the saying supposed to say Spoon or Knife in russian?
Is that why a lot of Russian people are starving? Because they are too scared to pick up a fork?
You could also use a spoon, as it is a *Tea Fork* (and it makes Colonialism easier)
@@thespiffingbrit they knew if they gave us this we would remake the British empire and change all drinks to Yorkshire tea
@@thespiffingbrit That would be giving us too much power
Tea Fork.....my mind literally cannot take this, its perfect
@@thespiffingbrit get the beyond Skyrim mod and BUILD THE TEA EMPIRE
Todd Howard: I am going into battle and i want your strongest potions
Reanu Keeves: MY POTIONS ARE TOO STRONG FOR YOU TRAVELER
they're _literally_ too strong for anyone
YES YOU REMEMBER THE MEME
@@cinnamongunfire Good classic memes deserve to be remembered and shared with younger generations of memers
THEY ARE OF THE STRONG AND YOU CLEARLY ARE OF THE WEAKEST
@@frostcrackle2374 i can only imagine a stereotypical potion beaker with really buff arms
Me when spiff says his intro "GENERAL KENOBI"
"Its so powerful its worth negative money"
oh my
This gave me a genuine laugh.
"The College of Winterhold took one look at him and just said 'No'."
Reanu Keeves broke into my house, screamed in my face, and ran off with all my forks.
Thanks Spiffing Brit. Subscribed.
This is a masterpiece and I can see it has been four years since this video came out but hope Spiff has his diploma hanging proudly on a wall by this point long live reanu keeves
To permanently keep your weapons charged, enchant a piece of armor or jewelry with Fortify Destruction and wear that. It must be 100% or higher though, which is possible with or without the restoration exploit.
Me: Potion Seller, I am going into battle and require your *Strongest Potion*
Potion Seller: You can't handle my *Strongest Potion*
Me: Potion Seller, I am telling you. I require your *Strongest Potion*!
Potion Seller: Y-
*PC Crashes Vigorously*
*PC fucking melts*
Destruction 100
this was like a flashback to a fever dream to a stroke. thank you for making me remember that cursed video. 11/10 would buy potion again.
@@Cdaiger93 even better is the stalker video using part of it haha
i’ve put ove r300 hours into this game and i never before thought to carry an item to a different room to steal it… how did i miss something so obvious?!
He sip tea
He won’t let game exploits be
But most importantly
He show stock images to me
Yo ladies and not ladies, thanks for the likes, if every like was a dollar... I would have 160 more monez
Just like Todd said "It just works"
The fake diploma it is xD
*King crimson sound*
A lot of bullshitters use this phrase (It just works!) in the past months...Jensen Huang, CEO of nVidia, used this phrase in connection with RTX (real time raytracing aspect of the new RTX lineup), while hiding the fact that you lose around 50% performance in games that support RTX (of which there are only four XD after nearly a year that the technology is out!).
@@introvertplays6162 did u know that "It jus works" i anime meme too?
@@kushinasonlypans nope...just heard this phrase so often in the past year in situations where it did not come true.
@@introvertplays6162 it does technically work...
it just doesn't work well
The first exploit I found accidentally is that you could ride horses underwater (and I don’t mean them swimming I mean you could get them to walk underwater) and it was the greatest moment I’ve had in gaming.
Ive been trying but can't get it to work. How do you do it?
@@FrejaHirst I haven’t done it in a while so I don’t remember exactly (will edit when I try again) but I think you just mount your horse while you and the horse are in the water
You can also get them to run on top of the water, by literally just mounting them while in water, I discovered that by accident lol. I’ve never seen them run underwater myself though
@@snakesonaframe2668 your version sounds like what he was meaning to say. I've done exactly what you did and got his result c:
I accidentally fell off a bridge on a horse into water then began swimming on land, thus hovering
Bro your narration through even just the character creation had me cracking up lol i just know this video is going to be fire lol
*in the top left corner*: Silver Ingots (16) added
Spiff: "managed to locate"
*hmmmmm intensifies*
Don't forget how he "managed to locate" thirty of every ingredient he needed.
@@torva360 *goes to create potion after the game crashes*
*doesn't have ingredients*
*smash cut*
*30 of everything*😁
I saw it too😂
You mean he used console commands to cheat in a game he was purposely exploiting?
SOMEONE CALL THE QUEEN.
@@jeremyowen1 I ain't mad🤷♂️😂 just found it amusing
Exactly
Any time a mobster beats up a shop owner in real life, they magically have more money too.
money magically appears if you know where to point the gun.
@@OfficialSharmat yes exactly
Made a “butter knife” with over a million life steal, thanks.
Spiffing Brit vs Swaggersouls the banter would be other worldly
"Authorities around the world are still baffled as to why almost five thousand people have all spontaneously had heart attacks while sleeping in their beds."
Kira reeves
That’s a big spook
I'm more consered with why those people ever upvoted this video with that evil warning about what would happen when they liked it
Edit: so it seems they want the fake diploma more than their own mental health.
stigma of the rose buzzkill
“If we can somehow get to 20k likes I’ll buy the diploma...” Video: *Has 200k likes*
He should have to buy 10 then. One for each 20k.
He must buy one hundred diplomas of fake validation
8:08
*Great way to buy likes, brilliant,,, bloody brilliant!*
220k*
Imagine being a simple town guard, just minding your business, catching a thief or pickpocket every blue moon, reminiscing about your younger years as an adventurer, enforcing institutionalised racism against Khajiit, enjoying a sweet-rol every now and then. Then suddenly this immortal demi-God comes jumping out of nowhere, holding a fork, that is apparently made of pure lava. He goes around punching the local merchants. but before you can react you snap back to reality and it all just seemed a strange dream. Until you see that fucking fork guy punching another merchant, so this time you're determined to get this guy, you throw him in jail but he just smirks at you in a way that makes you nervous.. The last thing you remember before waking up again as if nothing happened is the unimaginable pain of two prongs of a fork melting through your flesh and the smell of burning meat, hair and fat.
''Hey, why is that guy punching merchants? Hey you! Stop th..''
Absolutely beautiful writing, breathtaking even
This better then all of Stephen kings book combined
Holy shit
Brilliant! Where are your short stories? Haha
he was busy reliving the time he took an arrow to the knee
So cool that fols are still playing this. This fortify thing was exactly what I did on my first playthrough like what 10 years ago now. Never got into mods as it's just not my thing but I will exploit the hell out of something built into the game.
37:04 "Target is paralyzed for 249,427 seconds"
249,427sec = 4,157min = 69hrs
Nice
Edit: Made you look
Nice.
Nick Lycos nice
Nice.
Nice
Nice.
Reanu Keeves the Forkavalier: Grand Hokage of Winterhold and Master Alchemchanter.
The hero our generation was in dire need of.
Alchemenchanter.
You you forgot the en.
Alternatively:
Alchemynchanter
Potion Seller: You can't handle my potions; they're too strong for you.
You're a rascal, a rascal for no respect for knights!
Potion Seller I need your potions for the battle.
You couldnt handle my potions. My potions aren't fit for a beast, let alone a man.
Fun fact: The point where it doesnt increase anymore does not exist in OG Skyrim. I just loopholed a Restoration Potion to 366 million% in one go. Love ya Brit, thanks for this tip
Use fortify destruction enchants and you will never have to recharge the forks
"Perfectly balanced, as all games should be."
XD
I agree
I see absolutely nothing wrong with this
Thanos was right!! But not nearly extreme enough, on the conservative side two thirds of the human population on earth must die to bring us back into sustainable limits, and on the liberal side around 90%.
So taking humanity as a meter somewhere between 66%and 90% of all sentient life in the universe should be snapped out of existence to restore balance. I think that 75%is a good medium, I can't say "happy medium" because death is sad even when it's necessary.
78k Likes,
I look forward to seeing that
*Realistic Khajit Trader Diplomacy*
I like how the last video about sending a card to the queen got like 25% of the quota, but this one blew through it in a day.
You mean 42 k ^^
@@mariushegemann4898 it's gone up a lot since I commented Haha
Your voice really helps me fall asleep faster
I remember exploiting alchemy to all hell in Morrowind and making potions that could make me fly so fast the game could barely keep up loading overworld maps.
Ah, the memories...
Or just drink 580 skooma.
@@WhoTouchMyGun i remember drinking a bunch of potions and attacking someone. I hit him with a short sword and my game crashed immediately. I like to think i cleaved the world in half.
@@Dimbliss. lol. Epic!
It was intentional back then, though. They even dropped a hint in the form of Scrolls of Icarian Flight.
Just potions? I had rings, robes, amulets, etc. of permanent flight, invisibility, underwater breathing, fireballs, everything. And I did it before the internet.