My favorite part is when during Katies improv it sounds like Grant is the one just laughing his ass off, off screen. Just living his best life, losing the challenge, even when he's not playing.
@@rafaelgama6674 There was a moment, around the point of "avocado", when I thought she might actually break. But nope. Katie's powers of not laughing are something the rest of us (Amy specifically) can only dream of.
I know everyone praises katie for being stone cold but I’m honestly more impressed by the way lily avoids laughing while also putting genuine emotion and expressiveness into the character instead of talking in a monotone
So proud of Chuck for maintaining her journalistic integrity and not just making up all those deaths. Respecting those innocents brutally murdered by evil Jackie is only right!
as someone who doesnt really watch CH but found and have been binging this series the last few days.......is there a reason everyone keeps saying she does cocaine? like at first i thought maybe she had an actual problem, but that doesnt seem like something so many comments would make fun of.
@@evilqueen6402 Googled it for you because I, too, wanted to know - she said in an interview that it was a throwaway joke about her in the sketch "Cancelling Plans Showdown" in 2016 that everyone just kind of latched on to and became CollegeHumor Canon.
I like how in the sizzle reel they play when they are introducing the game, they show Katie 'laughing' as a way to demonstrate that she couldn't possible be a homicidal robot in white woman camouflage.
Now that’s quality content right there! Every episode I try to find where Katie laughs is very rare and I would definitely love a version that’s geared toward only making Katie laugh.
@jgpp it’s really unfair for everyone to play a normal game with Katie lol she’s too adapted to the standard format that she almost never laughs anymore
Katie mastered the skill to laugh inside. All those tiny spasms and when her voice "vibrates" is her laughing inside. You have to train yourself to not move your laughing muscles, which have those weird side effects. But have the reward to really irritate people when you just don't laugh with anything.
I got a theory that garbage cans are not needed anymore since the millennial's brain are better garbage containers, you won't believe how much garbage can fit in a single millennial individual's brain, is amazing.
I'm not sure how to describe this but Mano just kind of reads each word in a fairly flat tone as if each word has no connection with the one that follows. Lilly on the other hand alters tone and articulates certain words differently within the context of the entire sentence while also gesticulating which is how one would act in normal conversation. She's become one of my favourites right up there with Brennan.
I love how the scripts went from having funny stuff on it to make them laugh to “improvise” because it’s so much more genuine and feels funnier when they’re on the spot
I love the idea of nipples being the thought center of the body since I got top surgery and had mine removed, snipped smaller, and reattached and I do believe that has made me into a himbo mentally
@@Zomburai45 No, he's just helping out. That doesn't necessarily mean he's also beating up people. He might just facilitate Jackie Chans rampage in various comedic ways.
The funniest part is that this is basically a bunch of Millennials trashing Millennials because somebody doesn't realize that the youngest of them are maybe mid-20s now and the oldest are entering their 40s. Meanwhile, the troublesome kid mentioned, at 8 or 9, is Gen-Z.
7:16 I would've laughed my ass off if she just started listing a recipe. "First he took a normal bowl that everyone has in their home, then he found the water fountain, and poured as much boiling water into the bowl as he could. Next he put spaghetti into the bowl, stirred pasta sauce in it, and seasoned it with Parmesan. He then threw this at someone, and they died at the sheer amazingness of his spaghetti-like creation he seemed to call 'spaghetti'". "He then went over to the lettuce" (Pause) "And finally, he murdered someone with a frozen pizza."
A yup. Enjoy it until the crotchety old men realize they need someone new to blame instead of taking responsibility. Then Gen Z will get its own nickname, or will be skipped over like Gen X.
@@humanistwriting5477 I'm thinking Gen-z will get skipped, since they're looked at as practically being millennials (which is fair, we've grown up with very similar technology and millennials are staying in the loop longer.) I think down the road it'll be Millennial vs Gen Alpha, because they're the ones who will experience the greatest societal changes compared to gen-z and millennials
I think the other players need a handicap. Every time Katie breaks it's plus ten. I mean she still wins these things, but at least they will think they can win.
"I get my cat to nibble them a bit." Why was this the first thing that came to mind, Lily? 😅 Fun fact about Jackie Chan: he's literally a communist. Which I think is hilarious because there seems to be some pretty big overlap between people who love Jackie Chan and people who think communism is the most evil thing ever invented.
@@RyuFelinshire Agreed. But I'm talking about the people who will literally yell and scream and fight (and maybe even shoot) you if they think what you're doing is even remotely communist (by their own, usually flawed, understanding of the word "communism").
@@IceMetalPunk A lot to do I suspect with how we vilified communism during the cold war influencing a lot of people. Then the term being used to apply to anything that differs from your own ideology to attack it ad hominem style rather than actually bring real arguments.
7:15 Katie broke. We have to hold her to a higher standard. That smirk. Thinkin' we wouldn't notice. It's only a year later, and the 5th or 7th time I've binged a handful of these. lol~ It is damn cute to see her smirk at her own, dumb improv. Neat.
It's not even impressive anymore, Katie's just relying on holding that stiff, serial killer monotone at all times, which is barely even playing the game. I'm much more impressed by Lily holding it together so well when, as I recall, she's had some rough rounds in the past.
I have not seen Katie ever get a negative point in all the breaking news i have watched....unbelievable. On the otherhand, I'm pretty sure Amy can't go 10 seconds before losing a point.
All his life, Jackie Chan has been a peaceful practitioner of Kung Fu. Then, out of no where, he learns Karate? And now suddenly he's a violent psychopath, on a rampage??? I think I know what's going on here... that was no ordinary karate... it was Kobra Kai!!!!
Side note, not a fan of the [improvise] segments, especially the "list x items [improvise]" segments because it kills the pace and listing things off the top of your head isn't very amusing.
Katie is G.O.A.T. at this. If I were playing, my goal wouldn't be to win, just get Katie to laugh, even just once. She got off camera people breaking. She's a frigging machine.
when you say "millennials" you actually mean gen z (aka zoomers), the generation after millennials. some idiot got it wrong and for some reason everyone copied them. everyone on this show is a millennial, i am too and i'm nearly 40
What's most impressive in this one is you can tell Katie is struggling. The way she had to talk herself up to finish the list, she was not doing well at all.
Noooo, Lily did so good and almost made it through with 0 points! Also, the fact that she immediately elaborated on the nipple thing flawlessly, was amazing
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My favorite part is when during Katies improv it sounds like Grant is the one just laughing his ass off, off screen. Just living his best life, losing the challenge, even when he's not playing.
Definitely sounds like Grant, and is fantastic
They had to add a laugh track cause this episode was so deeply unfunny
Yeah it's a widely known fact that Grant loses at things even when he's not involved in them.
And the last one, milk. I guess that father isn't returning home.
@@clairemcclory7667 dude what
“He said he won’t stop until he’s kicked everyone’s ass.”
Katie just delivering all of that with the best tone possible
“Someone had an avocado allergy, _and he knew it.”_
Everyone. In the world.
I was waiting for her to say “you don’t want to know what he did with the cucumber”
@@thefataltortus9043 I want to know a little
Sounds like the opposite of the don't cry episode on game changer, would be amazing
I need a marathon No Laugh Newsroom with Katie, Lily and Brennan that only ends once one of them breaks 10 points.
Oh my goodness, yes please!!!
That could take hours XD I'd love it
this but the 4th person is Amy
@@noxlotl_ Ah, yes. The perfect prop for the ultimate No Laugh Newsroom.
@@mrodrigues9722 regardless the script , Amy always ups the difficulty level
Katie's laugh is a weapon of mass destruction, that's why she contains herself, she cares about us.
She's the only one that can defeat evil jackie chan
She didn’t broke! That’s amazing for her
@@rafaelgama6674 There was a moment, around the point of "avocado", when I thought she might actually break. But nope. Katie's powers of not laughing are something the rest of us (Amy specifically) can only dream of.
I love that moment where they show us her face before the show. That’s the moment where she purges her soul.
Like Black Bolt, but just about laughter
This was a rollercoaster. I thought Lily would match Katie until she broke, then I somehow expected Katie to break near the end, too. Wild stuff, man.
she did, during her improv.
"Someone had an avocado allergy and he knew it" took me out 😂
The "and he *knew* it" also sealed the deal for me
It also took the person with the allergy out
yes that was so gd good, Katie rules. i'm a big Katie simp now
I know everyone praises katie for being stone cold but I’m honestly more impressed by the way lily avoids laughing while also putting genuine emotion and expressiveness into the character instead of talking in a monotone
Yeah, Katie is boring and creepy. I live for Lily's looks of dismay
Did Carolyn know that she was not meant to laugh or smile? She just seemed like she was chillin, having a blast like an audience member
She suck at this
Sometimes the best part about a game is just being there
have you seen amy 😂 that episode is hilarious
@@empyrean3889 Amy is precious! She always seems like shes genuinely trying! bless her heart
@@empyrean3889 We need a Versus Right NOW! Amy vs Carolynn
So proud of Chuck for maintaining her journalistic integrity and not just making up all those deaths. Respecting those innocents brutally murdered by evil Jackie is only right!
That’s dedication to your job
Thats Dr Buttstone to you
Those innocent armed and trained Chinese soldiers, they fought bravely for there country in that grocery store
You wouldn't happen to get stoned and listen to 90's alternative would ya? Lol
Katie has some serious talent, how can you read/hear all this and not even smile once? :D
She needs to be broken, I'll admit she's great at not breaking but she forgot that the best part of a try not to laugh is failing
She's been with the channel way too long to find anything funny now.
they take her cocaine away, the withdrawal is too strong for her to feel joy
she was dropped as a child
@@AlexandarHullRichter well trapp and Grant is been with channel longer than Katie but I think it's depend on personality
Katie has always been my favorite CH staff. She gives off such a great energy others don’t and it’s so refreshing. Never stop Katie.
Katie is my favorite too. We need Kingpin Katie season 2.
Nothing refreshes me like a fat line either, Katie is a treasure.
I agree
Clearly Katie with a fake account
I'm afraid we couldn't if we tried
I think the secret to Katie not laughing is that she cuts herself off from cocaine until the sketch is over. Withdrawal takes care of the rest.
as someone who doesnt really watch CH but found and have been binging this series the last few days.......is there a reason everyone keeps saying she does cocaine? like at first i thought maybe she had an actual problem, but that doesnt seem like something so many comments would make fun of.
@@evilqueen6402 Googled it for you because I, too, wanted to know - she said in an interview that it was a throwaway joke about her in the sketch "Cancelling Plans Showdown" in 2016 that everyone just kind of latched on to and became CollegeHumor Canon.
This is one of those comments which I found funny but am worried about liking because it feels mean
I like how in the sizzle reel they play when they are introducing the game, they show Katie 'laughing' as a way to demonstrate that she couldn't possible be a homicidal robot in white woman camouflage.
can you guys write a script specifically tailored to make katie laugh by using things you know she finds funny, even inside jokes?
Now that’s quality content right there! Every episode I try to find where Katie laughs is very rare and I would definitely love a version that’s geared toward only making Katie laugh.
@jgpp it’s really unfair for everyone to play a normal game with Katie lol she’s too adapted to the standard format that she almost never laughs anymore
Katie mastered the skill to laugh inside. All those tiny spasms and when her voice "vibrates" is her laughing inside. You have to train yourself to not move your laughing muscles, which have those weird side effects. But have the reward to really irritate people when you just don't laugh with anything.
As a millennial I can confirm: I throw garbage away in a can device of sorts and I talk smack on yo-yo’s far too often.
I got a theory that garbage cans are not needed anymore since the millennial's brain are better garbage containers, you won't believe how much garbage can fit in a single millennial individual's brain, is amazing.
Yo yo yo yo, why you talking bout yo yos bruh
@@Grubleafeater English please
we are a disgusting breed
I love how lily tried to keep up with katie till 6:17 , then just gave up and got 3 points in 2 min
Katie must never leave this show. This is by far the best challenge series in history, everyone trying to beat katie.
And they almost broke her in that segment! This is great to watch!
She has never laughed
@@thornet6925 she's laughed twice in earlier videos. However, that's it. Only twice lol
@@OogaBoogaBooga6969 She was on the brink of a grin.
If Katie ever slips up, they HAVE to replay it in slow motion.
I was watching this thinking, man this Lily person is good. Then Katie started 😂
I mean, Lily *was* still good. Only Katie could break her, and she breaks most people easily.
I’m sure you can count Katie’s cumulative score across all episodes on one hand
@@andrewp6738 i think throughout all her appearances in BNN, she's only laughed maybe twice
Katie is invincible yet again.
I'm not sure how to describe this but Mano just kind of reads each word in a fairly flat tone as if each word has no connection with the one that follows. Lilly on the other hand alters tone and articulates certain words differently within the context of the entire sentence while also gesticulating which is how one would act in normal conversation. She's become one of my favourites right up there with Brennan.
Yeah Mano needs more energy
Lily knows exactly how to make the others laugh
Except for Katie
No one knows how to make Katie laugh
I love how the scripts went from having funny stuff on it to make them laugh to “improvise” because it’s so much more genuine and feels funnier when they’re on the spot
I love the idea of nipples being the thought center of the body since I got top surgery and had mine removed, snipped smaller, and reattached and I do believe that has made me into a himbo mentally
You know the news is REALLY absurdly hilarious when even the producers start laughing behind the camera!!! XD
KATIE IS ON BOSS MODE.
They are not allowed to smile or laugh yet Carolyn had the biggest smile throughout her entire part.
I'm really impressed by LIly. Katie never laughs haha love it but Lily made it quite a way through and barely laughed.
Lily gave Katie a run for her money, had my fingers crossed there.
"Millennials: I hate my life
Boomers : I hate my wife"
~ Homer Simpson
Lily is an absolute beast in this game, she rarely laughs and her top tier delivery breaks everyone (except for Katie ofc)
That's nice that Chris Tucker is helping Jackie Chan. I'm glad they're still close.
CHRIS TUCKER TURNED EVIL AND IS BEATING PEOPLE UP TOO!?!!?
@@Zomburai45 No, he's just helping out. That doesn't necessarily mean he's also beating up people. He might just facilitate Jackie Chans rampage in various comedic ways.
Does anyone else think Carolyn looks like a really great person? She has such kindness in her eyes
i always look forward to seeing her in videos
That's why they put her in the thumbnail!
Lily bottles up her laughs and releases them all at once as a big HA!
The funniest part is that this is basically a bunch of Millennials trashing Millennials because somebody doesn't realize that the youngest of them are maybe mid-20s now and the oldest are entering their 40s. Meanwhile, the troublesome kid mentioned, at 8 or 9, is Gen-Z.
and somehow, this 8 or 9 year old is "talking" on his phone. as if that's what 8 year olds use their phones for.
That would be the intended joke, yes, lol.
The power that katie has to suppress any and all emotion seems to also break her ability to improvise
You might be onto something!
I am astounded by Katie's ability to keep a straight face. Also I love when they bring in new people who you can tell just aren't ready lol
7:16
I would've laughed my ass off if she just started listing a recipe.
"First he took a normal bowl that everyone has in their home, then he found the water fountain, and poured as much boiling water into the bowl as he could. Next he put spaghetti into the bowl, stirred pasta sauce in it, and seasoned it with Parmesan. He then threw this at someone, and they died at the sheer amazingness of his spaghetti-like creation he seemed to call 'spaghetti'".
"He then went over to the lettuce" (Pause)
"And finally, he murdered someone with a frozen pizza."
people forget that the youngest millenials are like 27
It's weird to think of millennials as young anymore, I mean my parents are millennials, and yet I'm an adult as part of Gen Z
A yup.
Enjoy it until the crotchety old men realize they need someone new to blame instead of taking responsibility.
Then Gen Z will get its own nickname, or will be skipped over like Gen X.
@@humanistwriting5477 I'm thinking Gen-z will get skipped, since they're looked at as practically being millennials (which is fair, we've grown up with very similar technology and millennials are staying in the loop longer.) I think down the road it'll be Millennial vs Gen Alpha, because they're the ones who will experience the greatest societal changes compared to gen-z and millennials
@@Acefreezies yea. That's my thoughts too. Just like how Gen-x gets mixed in with both older millennials and younger baby boomers.
I love Carolyn because she doesn’t even look like she’s trying not to laugh. Amazing.
If she fought it, she'd have got 60, easily.
We need more Mano.....preferably shirtless at all times. 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
I can 100% see Jackie Chan decapitating someone by throwing a frozen thin crust pizza at their neck
just got top surgery and had to have nipple grafts so no wonder i’m so fucking stupid
That gave me a good giggle
The reporter nodding in the background is great.
carolyn laughed more in this episode than grant did in the one written specifically to make grant break
I think the other players need a handicap.
Every time Katie breaks it's plus ten. I mean she still wins these things, but at least they will think they can win.
Kate's deadpan delivery gives me life xD
This is cool and all but like...is this ALL College humour does now? This is the only content they have put out for 7 months now.
Yeah. I wish they released something else.
The best part is the BAM sound that plays whenever something happens
If Brennan had been in the cast, he would have "Um, Actually"d the error in the script: Jackie Chan does Kung Fu, not Karate.
Yeah. They call this news. [shaking head emoji]
"I get my cat to nibble them a bit." Why was this the first thing that came to mind, Lily? 😅
Fun fact about Jackie Chan: he's literally a communist. Which I think is hilarious because there seems to be some pretty big overlap between people who love Jackie Chan and people who think communism is the most evil thing ever invented.
Possible to think a man is talented and enjoy his movies while disagreeing with them politically.
@@RyuFelinshire Agreed. But I'm talking about the people who will literally yell and scream and fight (and maybe even shoot) you if they think what you're doing is even remotely communist (by their own, usually flawed, understanding of the word "communism").
@@IceMetalPunk A lot to do I suspect with how we vilified communism during the cold war influencing a lot of people. Then the term being used to apply to anything that differs from your own ideology to attack it ad hominem style rather than actually bring real arguments.
Millennials would never say 'The Garbage Man'.
nah they'd say "the thicc trash boi"
As someone with an avocado allergy that sends me into anaphylaxis, I live in constant fear of running into Jackie Chan at the supermarket
these videos would be funny if they werent made every video, theres no variants and makes it very boring
Jackie chan karate chopped a pomegranate and destroyed 34 tanks by throwing the seeds at them
I don't see Lily very often, but her improv skills were really impressive.
Mano deserved way more
Tip of the hat to Lily, she was doing really well in this one :)
I love you guys! Please don't kill your channel!
7:15 Katie broke. We have to hold her to a higher standard. That smirk. Thinkin' we wouldn't notice. It's only a year later, and the 5th or 7th time I've binged a handful of these.
lol~ It is damn cute to see her smirk at her own, dumb improv. Neat.
It's not even impressive anymore, Katie's just relying on holding that stiff, serial killer monotone at all times, which is barely even playing the game. I'm much more impressed by Lily holding it together so well when, as I recall, she's had some rough rounds in the past.
If it ain't broke why fix it
@@domh32 Because it's boring to watch.
I mean, I'd fight Jackie Chan. Especially now that he's old.
Jackie Chan killing someone with Life cereal is comedy genius.
I have not seen Katie ever get a negative point in all the breaking news i have watched....unbelievable. On the otherhand, I'm pretty sure Amy can't go 10 seconds before losing a point.
There should be one with everyone who has lost
This is literally just Lily and Katie flexing on the newbies.
This must be so fun to film.
Is there another college humor channel doing content besides this?
Katie is the queen of the comedic poker face.
_Millennial safe space called "The Garbage Dump"_
hey yeah! that's where I spend most my time
All his life, Jackie Chan has been a peaceful practitioner of Kung Fu. Then, out of no where, he learns Karate? And now suddenly he's a violent psychopath, on a rampage???
I think I know what's going on here... that was no ordinary karate... it was Kobra Kai!!!!
this isnt just a game of dont laugh, as katie proves, its a game of making the others laugh
Still bugs me that Katie won't contribute at all.
But her improvisation under pressure it is the most brilliant I have ever seen.
Side note, not a fan of the [improvise] segments, especially the "list x items [improvise]" segments because it kills the pace and listing things off the top of your head isn't very amusing.
Katie is G.O.A.T. at this.
If I were playing, my goal wouldn't be to win, just get Katie to laugh, even just once. She got off camera people breaking. She's a frigging machine.
Katie is definitely Gifted On A Thimble!
Um, actually the background set used for Beijing is clearly somewhere in Japan. I’m willing to secede my point if someone can get more specific
when you say "millennials" you actually mean gen z (aka zoomers), the generation after millennials. some idiot got it wrong and for some reason everyone copied them. everyone on this show is a millennial, i am too and i'm nearly 40
Mano's frozen expression at 1:08, as Lily sits next to him and rubs her nipples, plus his slight pause before doing his next line... 😂
Carolyn's little exhales had me laughing nearly every time
What's most impressive in this one is you can tell Katie is struggling. The way she had to talk herself up to finish the list, she was not doing well at all.
Truth is millennials didn't ruin anything. They got gifted things that were already broken, and got blamed for the things being broken.
I haven't watched this channel in years. I see I have not missed anything. It used to be funny.
“He’s 9” then he’s not a millennial lol !!!!!
9 is not a millennial
I don't think Mano's son is a Millennial.. He's a Gen Z.
Does anyone else see Katie is on and scroll directly to the end? Just to check her laugh count and make sure its still 0 and she's still a sociopath?
"soldiers made the mistake of attacking him in a grocery store..." That one got me.
Lmao I have an avocado allergy and would be honored if Jackie Chan killed me with it
I'm gonna be honest, I kind of prefer the structured stuff better. It's _usually_ funnier than just getting them to make stuff up on the spot, IMO.
This was the closest I've ever seen Katie come to breaking.
Katie's ability not to laugh is impressive as always, but I loved Lily's segment the best.
Does anyone know if Jackie Chan fought kids and babies too?
8:15 didnt Jackie Chan disown his kid because they were lesbian or trans or something
Guys remember when college humor used to be funny and now it's just not
I feel like trapp wrote this one. Can just kinda hear his voice.
Is it just me or have they been doing nothing but newsroom for 7 months.
you talking about Generation Z and call them Millennials :))
colleague humor used to be good but this sucks 😕 and iam sad about it
Noooo, Lily did so good and almost made it through with 0 points!
Also, the fact that she immediately elaborated on the nipple thing flawlessly, was amazing