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A minute in and Amy was still at single digits. I saw hope. Hope dissipated very quick.
The counter was completely incapable of showing triple digits, so they had to stop the instant she reached 99.
@@mr.conductor4938 She didn't laugh after it hit 99 though
@@FirtisGrandlusthey didn’t cut to her after that
😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It was false hope......
I'm convinced you could make Amy crack just by looking at her and saying "Don't laugh."
That sentence could lose its last 4 words and still be accurate 😂
@@IceMetalPunk this can be interpreted as either just looking at her, or hearing her say two words instead, and I wholeheartedly agree.
In Romania we actually do have something for this. We just show someone a finger (usually the index) and ask them whether they would laugh at that.
“Sign up now! Holy cow! You will kill the Beast in no time!”
I saw Amy in the intro, and there ceased to be any suspense about who would win.
HI 👋 I FARTED 😂😂😂
Amy doesn't lose every game.
@@OnePieceGuy55 Why are you even doing this you're not even promoting your channel
I saw Amy in the thumbnail and had already started giggling before i even started the video lol.
@@ArmageddonAngel no. she does.
Honestly the fact that there was a limit to how high the counter can go meant that it was only a matter of time before Amy hit the max number
They're gonna make a new counter just for Amy now.
might be wrong but i'm pretty sure it went over 100 in one of the eps
I was devastated that I watched so intently only for the game to end at 99
@@jamesliu4490 I created a spreadsheet of all breaking news episodes for a stats class and Amy’s 99 in this episode is the worst score in all 5 seasons lol
@@meganh3363 fair enough, must have misremembered
I love that they had to stop because Amy reached the maximum of laughs that the counter can show. She broke the game. Impressive!
They started just counting when she smiled at some point, they know what they're doing.
@@blacklightredlight2945 isn't one of the rules you can't smile
She actually doesn't laugh after getting 99
@@imanijordan-wheeler5273 other people don't get knocked points for just smiling
@@go-away-5555 yeah. But they probably were a bit loose on the counter before to end on 99 in the end.
I think they finally realized that Amy can't be at the desk if they want the plot to actually progress.
Holy, Amy is a train wreck in this one. She's just giggling uncontrollably. Giggles the clown is just perfect for her
It's Giggles McFun. Do not forget her surname. She did not go to clown college just to receive this kind of disrespect.
@@Thristanity LOL 😂👌
There was another one were she just had total meltdown. Couldn't get through anything. In this one she can keep the giggles in check some more if she's occupied or distracted.
She's ... really bad at this game
@@maddie9602 That can't be overstated.
Amy clapping at 3:00 when Alfred confirms his love for Ho-oh, as she realises that means she gets Gengar all to herself.
I like the continuity
she doesn't have to worry about any positions cause they can just go through you any way they want
1. i love how hard Lily has to do That Voice to keep from laughing
2. amy's -20 and she hasn't even started speaking yet. that is certainly promising
All that had to happen was for Amy to hear the name Giggles McFun and her composure collapsed like a coal mine
The clown segment is even funnier when you know that Amy has dated three magicians
Well, I know that now and I don't think it's any funnier than it already was
All together or separately?
She grabbed one magician by the hand and then two more popped out of his sleeve.
I'd love to see 4 people with Amy's self control doing this together. I imagine they wouldn't hold it together much.
It would never end. Good Evening. This is Breaking News. I'm your host.....Chip N' *Giggles* *Sets off everyone* *Score Keeper going crazy just to try and keep up* *Never actually get's any further in the script because everyone keeps giggling, which sets everyone else off in a vicious cycle that never ends*
"Amy's self control"... impressive oxymoron you've presented there!
Yeah, that's an hour long episodes of four people giggling at every single word on the screen.
Someone might actually be sent to hospital.
Their buzzer would be the first to fall
When Amy plays, the rules change: Amy’s score vs everyone else combined.
The outcome won't change.
You'd still need to add at least 10 more anchors if you want a close game. You could also probably have Amy write the episode and she'd still lose.
@@obscurereference8798 In this episode if they added ten more anchors they would still only reach about a fifth or half of Amy's break score if lucky LMFAO
Respect for Amy. She tried really hard at first and then it got to her turn and she was completely destroyed.
Seeing Amy do those little gasping attempts to stifle the onslaught of laughter is like, I dunno, seeing birds and deer and all of that fleeing what will very soon be the site of an earthquake. Inevitably carnage will take place, and nature has given you forewarning.
"Sandra Bullock in the Blind Side" seemingly getting a laugh from the entire studio kills me
Also damn, I feel like my lack of Pokemon knowledge is keeping me from a good deal of humor here
Ho-oh is a giant rainbow bird with heavy chinese art influence
Moltres is a phoenix aflame
Tepig...is a little piglet.
@@superanimeniac and brock is 16 yikes (altho theres no way lily wouldve known lmao)
@@flfb the Pokémon are mythical animals. It’s okay.
@Steven DeMayo Brock is a (fictional, animated) human boy
@@flfb tbh, we heard Stuart Little and Boss Baby just before that, Brock is a acceptable call compared to that
Not saying this as if it would change the outcome or anything, but Alfred and Christine definitely laughed more than got counted
poor amy she is just set up for disaster every time 😂
GOOD MORNING 👋 I FARTED 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amy's juggling bit surely only gets 1 point. Because she literally didn't stop laughing after starting the first time...
from what i’ve gathered i think that the rule is that each breath you laugh in is a point. so every time amy inhaled and kept laughing, it was considered a separate laugh
I see Amy, I click. I am a simple man.
HELLO 👋 I JUST FARTED 😂😂😂
I see you're a man of culture as well
I am proud of Amy nearly making it a whole minute before laughing :D nicely done!
I was starting to this there's something wrong with her :D
@@hofficalz Ha ha I definitely had the thought, "Wait, does Amy make it through this? No way 🤣" I also thought that.
Can relate to Lily's sexual obsession with Disney's Robin Hood
I cant because I'm not a virgin
I think a shockingly large amount of people can.
That's how alot of furries were born.
@@jewferigno6920you are a massive lemon though
@@SintoCarrera I don't know what that means because I don't use insults that came from a toddler with aspergers
find yourself a person who laughs as much as Amy. That woman is a keeper.
Loved her in "Escape From the Bloodkeep" over at Dimension 20.
@@theq86 💀Efink Murderdeath🔪💀
I love that they keep making Amy do these. You know she's going to lose horribly, it just doesn't matter.
I genuinely want to live in Amy’s world… full of such joy!
“Thomas the TRAIN, technically a car.”
GOOD MORNING, HOW ARE YOU?👋 I JUST FARTED 😂😂😂😂
@@OnePieceGuy55 Wow bro you got the whole crew laughing 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
I loove seeing Amy trying to not laugh but having the time of her life. It is so pure.
I like the “No Laughing Face” and how much it absolutely does not help
Lily always watches the other contestants like she's regretting every life choice she made that got her to this point. I think it's just her "gotta not laugh" face.
Alfred: “Ho-oh a flaming bird pokemon, very horny”
Lily, unable to resist the urge to correct him: “Moltres”
Alfred: “Yes.”
ho-oh is literally the sun god and also a fire/flying type so honestly kind of a debatable correction. it might not literally be on fire but it's pretty "flaming"
@@fridaynightpizza7158 whoosh
@sh0shin flaming means it's gay. I get the joke mr reddit
Alfred gets away with so many chuckles here, some are controlled intentional “ha-ha!” but others are clearly regular giggles. Lily may not have the perpetual stone face of Katie but it’s a lot of fun to watch her tighten every muscle in her face and larynx to maintain control (plus how she tries to provoke at every opportunity, finally forcing a laugh out of Christine at the very last moment). My favorite part of watching Amy dissolve is when she precedes her line or improv with “Oh no…”
Amy's "oh no" followed by a complete breakdown never fails 😂
I must say, I'm actually impressed at Amy skills to do balloon animals.
Also; Ge tit together
"ge tit" 👏👏🤌🤌
The moment when the balloon if half blown and then deflate while she falls in an uncontrollable laughter is pure gold 7:10
Oh gee, I wonder who is going to lose this episode, I truly do not know, the suspense is truly killing me
I hope that someone in a Dimension 20 game gets a Vorpahl Sword. It won't decapitate monsters, it just gives them uncontrollable giggles.
Amy STARTING 21 point in the hole is the most on-brand thing possible.
As soon as a saw Amy I knew it’d be great. Her inability to control her laughter is infectious and brightens my day. Love Amy so much 😂
I love Alfred's genuine enthusiastic nod when Lily named Brock lmao
Giving Amy the name Giggles McFun is way too on point
Ah, I never get tired of Amy in these.
I love Amy so much. She is a treasure. I don´t care who loses, she has already won in my heart.
EVERYTHING about making that balloon animal was suggestive 😂😂😂 “you have to go faster” 😂😂😂
"The water in Pocahontas" #1 sexiest water lol 🤣
Amy is hands down the best person ever! She just fully lost it in this episode and I am here for it! Never change Amy, you bring joy to my days!
I love to think that the writers named Amy's character "Giggles McFun" only because they know she will laugh through most of the episodd
I broke down when i saw amy character's name and her non stop giggling. It made me think of her saying "i was making this face so i dont laugh!"
Amy really stealing the spotlight, Alfred really deserves from credit for that list at the beginning, the shift to Sandra Bullock took me tf out
They need to add a "Amy rule" where anyone elses score gets multiplied by 10 at the end, just to keep it remotely interesting
So that'd be 10, 20, 20, and 99
Still not remotely close!
@@TiMoThY211991 Yeah, I know
But honnestly they need to make something, anything, to make games with Amy have some kind of "doubt" before we watch the video, this is getting boring
I love Amy's trembly 'oh no's when she senses the giggles closing in on her.
Alfred cracked a couple of times they didn't count, I think.
I feel like this was set up for Amy to fail...and I have no problem with it.🤣
The fact Amy keep coming to this, knowing she will fail grandiosely, is really inspiring
Lol fast forward 6 months later and the real turtle boy now as an adult reprises his role on tv! The Simpson didn’t do that one! Hahaha
Amy Vorpal is an elemental titan of unbridled joy and happiness
Lily being so done with Amy😭😂😂 And the way Amy will always laugh over 40 times
I love the moments when you can hear the people off-camera laughing. That's how you know the joke was good
Amy struggling before things even get started
HELLO 👋 I JUST FARTED 😂😂😂
When I saw the preview I knew Amy would be the loser I just came here for her laughs and score In the end Amy doesn't disappoint🤣🤣
Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side is indeed one of the hottest things, and that's on top of her phenomenal acting in it.
they really need some level of internal consistency about scoring these. Lily 100% should have been dinged multiple times in the early parts of this clip.
Genuinely surprised Amy wasn’t a teen that taught themselves to juggle 😂
especially since she dated Magicians who worked kid's parties lol
I hope one day to have the same amount of magic in my heart as Amy does, so that I may also laugh every time a friend says literally anything.
If I'd ever met Amy I'd have to thank her for doing these, they've brought me almost as much laughter as she does to herself.
Could probably argue she only broke one - it just happened to be an 11 minute break
10/10 for the lass who corrects train engine to tank engine but he's still very sexual
Honestly the juggling and balloon animals was pretty impressive, especially considering the uncontrollable laughter
Booking Amy for this gig is technically workplace bullying. I say this having not watched this episode yet.
Amy seems like such a happy person ☺️
Do you not have ANYONE else on staff that isn't pitiful. Working with Amy must be a nightmare. Constantly laughing at non funny things, what is her purpose on a comedy channel?
Lily has so much rage towards Amy 😭😭
Amy's laughter is contagious, was smiling the whole way through her clown bit lmao
I love Amy, her laughter is incredible and infectious. A tremendous addition to the news team
I wish I found joy in life as easily and often as Amy does in a Breaking News episode.
I love watching Amy lose. She's magical and I love her
I would've preferred seeing Katie as "Giggles the Clown" for the irony, but I appreciate how on the nose it is for Amy.
Let me tell you that I was fully IN TEARS when Amy was trying to inflate that balloon.
everyone is bashing amy i love her!! i wasn't really digging Lily this time ): she just seemed angry the whole time ):
Honestly, having Amy juggle feels like bullying in this context. This woman cant catch a break
babe wake up new Amy losing her shit just dropped
As soon as I saw Amy's expression in the intro, I knew this was going to be a train-wreck of the most enjoyable variety.
I love Breaking News
HI 👋 I FARTED 😂😂😂
Amy and Katie are like polar opposites in this game lol (Is Katie still in this crew?)
She was on the latest Game Changer, so I assume yes.
Look, all im saying, i couldnt make a balloon animal or caricature that good.
Fun fact: the snake, in fact, does not suck any rings off of anyone's fingers in robin hood. It was little john, the bear.
Yes exactly
*So Close!* to triple digits. I know Amy will make it one day-they just need to modify the overlay (although it would be way funnier if the numbers in Amy’s box expanded beyond the overlay)
I saw Amy was in this one so I might just save it to the next time I'm sad and need to remember there is an ever shining icon of light in this world
Amy needs to start at +99 always or they should stop strapping the tickle machine to her 🤣
THE VIDEO’S OVER, BUT SHE’S STILL GIGGLING!!!
Lily has no patience for Amy's bullshit. Probably an excellent tactic to avoid laughing - be angry.
CH are sadistic for putting amy through it like this every time
God Amy is such a joy man. Off of first appearance she gives me a russian lady who doesn't laugh ever kind of vibe but like, man she laughs so often she's literally my favorite person ever. She don't care about winning, she's just here to have fun and I love her for it
Time to see who comes in 3rd after Amy's last place.
GOOD MORNING, HOW ARE YOU?👋 I JUST FARTED 😂😂😂😂
Yo, is Lily bullying Amy or is that a goof she does for Breaking News? If the second, it's not really that funny, also Amy episodes are literally THE BEST episodes. Whatever the reason, can Lily chill?
Lily always looks so disgusted by Amy’s lack of ability to control her laughing! After 7:04 she began to laugh at her too, so I think it’s just a good poker face
I have started exclusively searching for videos with Amy in them. I love her.
Amy triples her score before the third line. Anytime she's on this show it's like she has lost control. It's the best.
SO CLOSE TO TRIPLE DIGITS!
The premise: Don’t laugh or smile
Amy, every single time: "I didn’t understand the assignment!"
😂😂 I love her!
I was hoping that Amy would continue to giggle uncontrollably just to break the counter. So, what's Amy's score? 9#&%2*BZZZ*
I love how this show managed to find Amy's superpower by complete accident.
Is this it now? CollegeHumor is just a dropouttv highlights channel like TLC an shit??
I mean don't get me wrong I don't mind dropout content but wheres the scripted sketches/ skits an stuff?