Clash of the Corn Cuties (Ep. 2) | Fantasy High

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  • @dimension20show
    @dimension20show  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5742

    Hope you all enjoyed getting Episode 2'd.

    • @jakenuernberger7709
      @jakenuernberger7709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Just started watching this today. I never realized how much I needed John Hughes inspired DnD in my life!

    • @realadamjim318
      @realadamjim318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Why are you here just as I start this campaign

    • @Luke_totally_luke
      @Luke_totally_luke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      The end of this episode LITERALLY had me dying

    • @mategido
      @mategido 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I just started watching and am so surprised at how good this is, I'm literally glued to the screen

    • @roryfollinpiano2161
      @roryfollinpiano2161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      how are you here just as i started lol

  • @thegayghost872
    @thegayghost872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22531

    Stole school property, had a panic attack and murdered a faculty member. Adaine is truly having the full high school experience.

    • @vcagande7998
      @vcagande7998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +551

      All in one day

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @DaUziel
      @DaUziel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      And worse, detention

    • @thecatladytm7172
      @thecatladytm7172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +496

      @@DaUziel Detention is awful, the first (and only) time I had it, I asked if I could do my homework and the teacher in charge literally GROWLED at me "NO!" and I just fuckin' burst into tears because I was trying not to have a panic attack. He like, actually tries to calm me down and is like, "I'm joking, I'm joking! Of course you can do your homework!" but I'm just like, hyperventilating and shit. He kind of took pity on me and let all of us leave early bc we were quiet, but I am certain that it was bc I just actually had a panic attack.

    • @girlwithamic8021
      @girlwithamic8021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      TheCatLadytm We’ve clearly had very different experiences with detention lol. My first(and so far, only) time in detention, I hadn’t even done anything that terrible And it was my first time so the teacher didn’t give me any crap. Heck, I kind of liked it... I get horrible sensory overload(and therefore, anxiety) in the cafeteria, but instead I got to work on a project and just chill.

  • @ruddersailsstudios7401
    @ruddersailsstudios7401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5983

    Start of this episode: Haha, whoops, we slipped on a table
    End of this episode: Everlasting mental trauma.

    • @tragictraveller
      @tragictraveller ปีที่แล้ว +92

      that was one hell of a twist haha

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎

    • @Super1Dude
      @Super1Dude ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So funny

    • @templin7
      @templin7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Average DnD campaign, all jokes and giggles at the start, and by the end, everyone is going to need to see 3 different therapists.

    • @tr-st_me_bro2
      @tr-st_me_bro2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@templin7 when I played my first oneshot I sacrificed my goblin son accidentally. Yes, traumatizing. No, I have not recovered since. RIP Bleebuse.

  • @littleleakyleakythere
    @littleleakyleakythere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3842

    "I'm pretty positive I had a corn stuffed animal when I was a ki-"
    "this is frightening and you're all frightened."

    • @poke2981
      @poke2981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Being ki i wonder what that's like

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE ปีที่แล้ว

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @owenaustrew8088
      @owenaustrew8088 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@EEEEEEEEE

  • @fortunomancy
    @fortunomancy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6410

    Imagine how the game could have gone if everyone died in episode 2 and they had to play a bunch of new characters that all mysteriously missed the first day of school coming in to discover that a group of freshmen had all died in the cafeteria the day before

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @acrylicstains
      @acrylicstains ปีที่แล้ว +236

      It'd be so funny ngl

    • @zachw566
      @zachw566 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I think they would have reshot the second episode if there was a TPK

    • @fuzenakuhei8223
      @fuzenakuhei8223 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Brennan probably would’ve had aguefort use chronomancy to revive them

    • @johnecoapollo7
      @johnecoapollo7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Ehhh, they would have found a work-around. This isn't a live show. Don't get me wrong, this is not a diss I actually enjoy this being a more curated experience. There's real artistry in hiding where the DM is pushing a story as all good DMs know.

  • @yourewrong154
    @yourewrong154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4172

    Revivify: Exists as a 3rd level spell
    Principal Aguefort: Murder-suicide it is!

    • @husky2365
      @husky2365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      Little late but revivify has to be cast within the minute of death. I know in battle they were still in rounds, but after I think he was just using them for organization. Since I don't think yelling at the counselor, running to get the principle, have a short convo, grabbing some stuff and running back to the cafeteria could be done in one minute. You'd be looking at resurrection with is a 7th level spell/level 13 cleric/bard and you'd have to have it prepared or known in the one slot to boot.
      Murder-Suicide seemed way better though and props for the improvisation! :D

    • @ParadoxicWasHere
      @ParadoxicWasHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@husky2365 Minor correction 'Raise Dead' is available at 5th level

    • @Gabe413
      @Gabe413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@husky2365 yuck thats why i dont play table top games

    • @poggies7639
      @poggies7639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@husky2365 i think there’s actually a fifth level that can do it too but I can’t remember which one it was off the top of my head

    • @husky2365
      @husky2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@poggies7639 @blacklightparadox true, I forgot there is raise dead (5th level spell) but the lowest level able to cast is 9th in the class, and you'd still have to have it prepared or known before hand. So they'd still need to find someone who fits both those criteria. At that point too, they could potentially use raise dead/resurrection on the teachers if they found 9/13th level divine casters.

  • @mlewis3871
    @mlewis3871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11310

    Their final boss should be an evil anthropomorphic table they have to jump on.

    • @taxfraud2602
      @taxfraud2602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Fuck yes.

    • @pedroluz1233
      @pedroluz1233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      M Lewis this comment is underrated

    • @TenisJr
      @TenisJr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I LAUGHED SO OUT LOUD OH MY DEAR GOD

    • @izzyperformingarts3855
      @izzyperformingarts3855 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg this is so funny 😂😂

    • @stavzeevi
      @stavzeevi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      TABLES: the new doors

  • @millerlkme01
    @millerlkme01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5018

    I still can’t get over the joke that no one could find the Rogue teacher.

  • @derekberg8765
    @derekberg8765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11305

    My biggest issue with this episode: Brennan keeps calling them Corn Gremlins when Cob-goblin was RIGHT THERE!

    • @jamiesmyth5965
      @jamiesmyth5965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +777

      Those are both wrong. They’re corn cuties

    • @bract62
      @bract62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      Corn-Coblin

    • @methylenegrey
      @methylenegrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      The use of the term goblin as an insult is unsavory in dimension 20

    • @PieMan8522
      @PieMan8522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      ​@@bract62 I would just say coblin

    • @jean-paulaudette9246
      @jean-paulaudette9246 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Children of the cornhole.

  • @TheBpc01
    @TheBpc01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8925

    The way Brennan's eyes lit up when Murph asked if the Corn Monster's butthole was Goblin sized made my whole life worth living lol!

    • @Asfixian
      @Asfixian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      I had to leave the timestamp, just to save everyone's time: 45:40

    • @snackpack3787
      @snackpack3787 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@Asfixian bless

    • @MrZAP17
      @MrZAP17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      It was like "What...? Oh. OH! YES! I want this to happen!"

    • @ethanrose9682
      @ethanrose9682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Asfixian Oh god I clicked the timestamp and an add happened right as he said "butthole."
      "That brings us to Riz"
      "Cool, how big is this thing's butthole?" *Stops talking because ad*

    • @kanonhinson2924
      @kanonhinson2924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Brody C.
      Murph: is it goblin sized?
      Brennan:
      Murph:
      Brennan:
      Murph:
      Brennan: yes

  • @lucyalbaumann
    @lucyalbaumann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10512

    “HE JUST HAD A GUN-“ “THIS IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE ITS OUR FAULT- “WE NEED TO-“
    Brennan: 🙂

    • @TPRJones
      @TPRJones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +738

      This may be the first time I've ever seen someone's face and thought that the best word for the look just has to be "smug" but used in an entirely good way. I can't imagine anything he could have done better to save the PCs without making it feel like there were no consequences. Perfection.

    • @SoulSlugArts
      @SoulSlugArts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Its a dms job to be emotionless

    • @cait9896
      @cait9896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

      @@SoulSlugArts I disagree. A DM's job is to help ensure that everyone has a good time. That's exactly what he's doing, it's perfectly fine for him to be happy about it.

    • @SoulSlugArts
      @SoulSlugArts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@cait9896 yeah that too

    • @kingkebo3960
      @kingkebo3960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@SoulSlugArts absolutely wrong. It’s the DM’s job to be *unbiased* (most of the time.) Bringing emotion into the game is critical to immersion and world-building.

  • @aldar8240
    @aldar8240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6776

    the fight was probably designed to be a neat miniboss to get everyone used to combat, but it went *so poorly* for the group that brennan was forced to improv in the aguefort scene

    • @joshlee7449
      @joshlee7449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1522

      Oh yeah no brennan revealed later that aguefort was supposed to be a mentor/teacher to the party to be a great ally, but then 2 people died so he had to improvise to prevent a tpk.

    • @LostApotheosis
      @LostApotheosis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +621

      I think it might be because I’m a terrible dm, but every first mini boss I design is almost a tpk and then I have to improvise a rescue. I always over estimate the PCs the first time around.

    • @BigPurpleCarrot
      @BigPurpleCarrot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +626

      @@LostApotheosis You're not terrible, first level is really unpredictable due to low hp

    • @ExtraCarnex
      @ExtraCarnex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      @@LostApotheosis It also really doesnt help that in this case as with many others, people just didnt take it seriously and so when they went in they ended up getting killed because they just thought it would be fine.

    • @LostApotheosis
      @LostApotheosis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      @@ExtraCarnex to be fair I don’t run over serious games, and this is a game on a comedy channel. I don’t really think they were messing around more than was warranted anyway. I think it more comes down to them being inexperienced players.

  • @liyre4189
    @liyre4189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5908

    This isn't even funny but I love how they're all wearing button up shirts but completely different vibes

    • @chuckle5253
      @chuckle5253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      "this isn't even funny" it's freaking hilarious

    • @ADHDCoffeedrinker
      @ADHDCoffeedrinker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Holy corn, I just noticed that and it makes it that much funnier

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      thank you for this information, this has objectively enhanced the quality of this episode for me

    • @beeliever123
      @beeliever123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      This is my second time rewatching the series and I never noticed that. I'm experimenting this episode in a whole new light.

    • @noahnastovich4534
      @noahnastovich4534 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      HAJDKSKFJJSKSK I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE that's so fucking funny

  • @lizoliver3021
    @lizoliver3021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3186

    brennan being angry that the players are calling the corn monstrosities "corn cuties" is the most accurate dungeon master thing ever

    • @wesfiji8548
      @wesfiji8548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Whenever you mock the little mob, just know, "The DM will remember this".

    • @ellicerslavic
      @ellicerslavic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      His little 'I think they're spooky at the figurines summed it up xD

    • @cobaltsable1800
      @cobaltsable1800 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jumanji Costco agrees with this sentiment

  • @flackbyte
    @flackbyte 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6482

    I cannot be overstated how good Brennan is. At the beginning of the hour he did not know player characters would die. As soon as it happened he adapted it into a twist, saved the PCs and did all of that without removing the stakes from the narrative.

    • @chrisw3024
      @chrisw3024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      Yeeeeahhh.
      He definitely did a great job, no doubt. But it WAS his comment that kept Riz from destroying the page as soon as he found it while inside the corn ooze.
      Sooo, the PC deaths WERE sort of on him.

    • @Defiring
      @Defiring 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

      @@chrisw3024 Yeah, but it was too un-RP of the character to just rip a clue into pieces, so he had to do a throw and see if his consciousness/personality would manifest

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +647

      Also, I know some stodgy DM types who would take their game so seriously that if someone asked, "Is his butthole goblin sized?", they'd just be like, "No, don't be ridiculous, now what are you actually doing?" But Brennan was like, "..... Yes.... YES IT IS, ROLL FOR ACROBATICS."

    • @RobertHartleyGM
      @RobertHartleyGM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@chrisw3024 Yeah, and he also forgot that bless applies to death saves which could've saved them too.

    • @DarkDjim
      @DarkDjim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      @@RobertHartleyGM It's also a Concentration spell and there were no Concentration checks. Not to mention a bunch of other rules irregularities, if you want to be pedantic about it. This is clearly playing fast and loose with the rules.

  • @thefallencreator2698
    @thefallencreator2698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3050

    Adine: "SOMEONE IS FCKING DEAD!!"
    That detention professor: "Now, now... i'm sensing a lot of feelings here..."

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE ปีที่แล้ว +3

      E

    • @kamirikuo8945
      @kamirikuo8945 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1.2k liker

    • @honooryu5374
      @honooryu5374 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      And that's why he got shot

    • @1800mexicano
      @1800mexicano 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Detention professor"

  • @ParanoidYoshi
    @ParanoidYoshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2106

    With the benefit of years of hindsight, this really was a bunch of inexperienced kids f'ing around and finding out. High school freshmen was a really great choice for the group's first foray

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E

    • @theterravision8111
      @theterravision8111 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      No they really fucked around and found out 🤣🤣🤣💀 wasted time by jumping on tables and ish

  • @leonmercury3732
    @leonmercury3732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8998

    I love how Adine just woke up that day and chose violence. Trying to punch her sister, trying to punch her sister again, and just whacking the lunch lady with her own ladle.

    • @JG-on2wx
      @JG-on2wx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      A regular first day of high school

    • @lord_lazy_147
      @lord_lazy_147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@JG-on2wx as someone who becomes a freshman this year, im fucking terrified

    • @charliet.5123
      @charliet.5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@lord_lazy_147 don’t worry ladle whacking is a part of the experience

    • @lord_lazy_147
      @lord_lazy_147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@charliet.5123 Obviously

    • @About37Hobos
      @About37Hobos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thousandth like!

  • @liamloudermilk7753
    @liamloudermilk7753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3331

    This took a turn from "Breakfast Club" into "Goblin Slayer" real fast.

    • @DemonHippo266
      @DemonHippo266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Don't you mean.....Coblin Slayer? Yeah I know, 2 years late. I'll show myself out

    • @kingarthur6376
      @kingarthur6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Omfg I'm dying!I
      Just like Gorgug

    • @lorenzodocx4021
      @lorenzodocx4021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kingarthur6376 Too soon ;)

    • @Why_wereyoubore
      @Why_wereyoubore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I’m not going to lie would you I’m really loving how shit went real dark and depressing

    • @aldar8240
      @aldar8240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      and then whiplashed back into Monty Phython just near the end

  • @snapshot8853
    @snapshot8853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3560

    Lunch lady made a whole speech with a broken jaw.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      And unconscious 😆

    • @stuarthutzler6670
      @stuarthutzler6670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      My headcanon is that everything she said after the "Remember me as I was thing" was all in Adaine's head

  • @jmpglol
    @jmpglol ปีที่แล้ว +1520

    When Brian asked if the monsters butthole was Goblin sized, and Brennan just looked at him like it was the greatest idea he's ever heard was my favorite part of this episode

    • @collyflower6623
      @collyflower6623 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      timestamp is 45:43 🌽

    • @nikladamond937
      @nikladamond937 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Praise be to you@@collyflower6623

  • @lucyalbaumann
    @lucyalbaumann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6246

    Brennan: “Lunch lady is going to make another death saving throw” *looks up to Adaine*
    Adaine: 😦

    • @dungeonmasterofdoomsammi6309
      @dungeonmasterofdoomsammi6309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      I was just thinking when she attacked the lunch lady "please declare non lethal, please!" If only

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Unfortunately she probably didn't know she could. Kind of cruel but it really makes the scene so...

    • @Maltor89
      @Maltor89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@MorinehtarTheBlue oh she knows, she's been playing D&D with Brennan for a while now, home campaigns and such.

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@Maltor89 The question is whether Adaine knows. I doubt a girl that have constant panic attacks is able to hold back when hitting someone that is threatening her life XD

    • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
      @TonkarzOfSolSystem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Maltor89 But there were several basic things here that she wasn't aware of. Like she often asks which modifiers to add.

  • @rydertheashen1722
    @rydertheashen1722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2911

    "What's your stealth roll?"
    "18 plu... 26"
    Brennon "jesu- no.they don't see you"

    • @auughghghghgh
      @auughghghghgh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Timestamp?

    • @oreocean2783
      @oreocean2783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      29:15

    • @jhubeJELLO
      @jhubeJELLO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      he literally attacks them and goes under a table in front of them LMAO

    • @damin6283
      @damin6283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *8 plus 18, 26*

    • @damin6283
      @damin6283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just had to add.

  • @codasinger5298
    @codasinger5298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3100

    Aguefort: *Sips tea*
    Rizz: "A student is dead!"
    Aguefort: (ಠ_ಠ)

    • @danielpuljic8444
      @danielpuljic8444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      C O N C E R N

    • @spilled_angel
      @spilled_angel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Also Aguefort : welp, suicide it is !

    • @coldfrost3
      @coldfrost3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@spilled_angel well he solved the dead student problem didn't he

    • @SRaburrido
      @SRaburrido 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@danielpuljic8444 C O R N C E R N.

  • @erroneousfax9351
    @erroneousfax9351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3002

    Emily’s quiet “Animal handling?” While Brennan tries to decide what skill Murph should roll for getting up the blobs ass will probably be the funniest line ever on Dimension 20 history

  • @mikemayor8954
    @mikemayor8954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5989

    no one is talking about the murder-suicide that clearly just happened and I feel insane

    • @Hyena_Heckler
      @Hyena_Heckler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

      I had no idea what you fucking meant for the entire video until I got to that part, I'm in shock.

    • @Jase14B
      @Jase14B 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      Illusive[Brick] "A life for a life". From what I understood, he killed mr gibbons and himself so that kristen and gorgog could live... a sad end to their lives...

    • @Irina35mm
      @Irina35mm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Yeah this baffling, hilarious, violent, gross ridiculousness mindfuck of a battle is straight outta Rick&Morty :)))
      I was in shock by the end, my face crashed and my body couldn't contain the explosive cocktail of my feelings

    • @camanthabamtha
      @camanthabamtha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      a life for a life and then BLAM BLAM g o d I was surprised as hell

    • @stitch62651
      @stitch62651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      @@Jase14B Not just that but Mr. Gibbons clearly had no idea what was going to happen, so he just straight up murdered the dude.

  • @swolegolisopod7340
    @swolegolisopod7340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4663

    "I'm gonna die cause corn."
    "Yeah, that'll happen sometimes."
    I think this is everyone's dad trying to calm them down lmao

    • @cadenloar4747
      @cadenloar4747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Her dad is Johnny Spells

    • @bigblue3936
      @bigblue3936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cadenloar4747 Spoilers

    • @Tamtarter
      @Tamtarter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@bigblue3936 I've only watched two episodes and it's pretty clear it's him. The voice and the motorbike

    • @drewwilliamforbush2927
      @drewwilliamforbush2927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Tamtarter oh obviously because there can only be ONE tiefling in this world that has a motorcycle. YeahNO

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tamtarter have you seen the rest of the episodes?

  • @aniskid
    @aniskid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3374

    So..
    1st ep : Generic Highschool Movie.
    2nd ep : Fucked up Survival Horror Game.
    Man, I can't wait for the 3rd episode!

    • @yam3946
      @yam3946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      EVERYONE DIED HELP!

    • @lincolnsnewaccount41
      @lincolnsnewaccount41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And dont forget it has high elements of fantasy in ep 2 and ep 1

    • @LordArkaine
      @LordArkaine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      So far it reminds me of that show The Magicians. Fantasy school, messed up bad guys, teens dying, modern wizard dialogue. I can totally see Margo saying "Everyone's dead get the **** in here!" and other lines.

    • @mrmcawesome9746
      @mrmcawesome9746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, it's The Magicians turned up to 11. In the show the principal gets his hands messed up and goes blind, here he fucking shoots himself.

    • @ShadowCurito
      @ShadowCurito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

  • @fredrickcuriosity6368
    @fredrickcuriosity6368 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    My headcannon is that just before they enter the lunchroom, the janitor freshly mopped the floors explaining why everyone keeps slipping trying to get onto the tables

    • @benjaminangel5601
      @benjaminangel5601 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      What about principal Aguefort’s headcannon?

    • @felwalkr_94
      @felwalkr_94 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@benjaminangel5601 (chuckling while shaking head) ohohohohoho nohohoho…😂

  • @CosmicNebula444
    @CosmicNebula444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    The most innocent character in this group magically steals a ladle out of a possessed lunch lady's hand, bashes her over the head with it, breaks her jaw, cracks her skull with blood everywhere and knocks her out.
    This is why I love DND

    • @SmileFIN
      @SmileFIN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      All that while the possessed lunch lady was just an old woman who tripped on her own feet, bashed her head against a table and tried to get up

    • @danielhofer3172
      @danielhofer3172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I think the fight would have been over if they destroyed the lunch lady's ladle. Because it's the source of her power.

    • @jacobkhu-oldacc.4491
      @jacobkhu-oldacc.4491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Knocks her out? More like brutally killed 😆

    • @MRQURPLA5991
      @MRQURPLA5991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      the absolute best part of all that is...siobhan didn't intend to any of that lol DnD needs to become a household standard so we can all have our murder nice lunch lady by accident, and remain brutally haunted moment

    • @tomkelly00
      @tomkelly00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@danielhofer3172 but the monster didn't die until after that scroll was destroyed and that was after lunch lady was out of the picture

  • @orionsbonk
    @orionsbonk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3617

    upon rewatch, brennan desparately trying to convince the party of the gremlins' true danger is hilarious. theyre like foaming at the mouth, fully hitting to kill, and the party is like "aw! lil baby boy!"

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      As a DM of ~30 years, I can confidently say that happens whenever you least expect it. I am surprised none of them tried to befriend one though.

    • @marcelorojasvargas
      @marcelorojasvargas 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nvfury13 I mean... They attempted diplomacy with the giant blob and convinced a corn-cutie to attack an ally. That counts, right?

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I feel like the corn gremlins have the same issue as cats, but for the gremlins it's just an advantage in the fight, while most of the time for cats it's hugely embarrassing. (for my cats, at least!)

    • @DustyStarrs
      @DustyStarrs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah lol

    • @mindhackz
      @mindhackz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@nvfury13 Murph and Emily had been playing for 2 or 3 years with Brennan before that as I recall, so they knew it was a dangerous encounter but Murph has stated before that he did not want to be a backseat PC and tell people how to play so he just let things unfold with the occasional "Pay attention gang :D" As stated in his Adventuring Academy talk with Brennan about this session.

  • @ILikedGooglePlus
    @ILikedGooglePlus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2478

    Yo whatever you guys pay Brennan it's not enough

    • @williamphillips6069
      @williamphillips6069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      They pay him by letting him do this

    • @MrsSnowBtw
      @MrsSnowBtw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@williamphillips6069 i would pay money to do this

    • @snakanter
      @snakanter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Eh... I think he's having a lot of fun. Maybe too much fun.

    • @cyrus6461
      @cyrus6461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Brennan is best DM.

    • @JC-ln6on
      @JC-ln6on 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PSX Xyrus - You’re just TRYING to start a fight.

  • @deitytypo
    @deitytypo ปีที่แล้ว +557

    "Now comes a moment as a dungeon master where I have to consider what associated skill check is involved with jumping up a corn blob's butt hole." IM IN TEARS

    • @GallifreyKnight
      @GallifreyKnight 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I'm glad to know that this was previously uncharted territory.

  • @STRYDERMANN
    @STRYDERMANN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3574

    Love how applebees straight up Han Solo'd her god.
    I love you
    "I know"

    • @CinnaDmon
      @CinnaDmon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ikr 🤣 At least tell her you love her back

    • @BlitzedPort
      @BlitzedPort 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My thoughts exactly

    • @Sharpie2ish
      @Sharpie2ish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I also love that a room full of nerds didn't catch it immediately. First place my head went was "Han Solo!" Lol

  • @_Diego_
    @_Diego_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7768

    Brennan is on another level. I love how the cast looks genuinely engaged whenever he talks and breathes life into the story. Keep up the quality content College humor!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest TH-camr of all time. 1...2...3. Btw I have two girlfriends. Thank you for your attention, dear Jorquer

    • @GigiTheWaitress
      @GigiTheWaitress 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know I love it!!!

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Actors make DnD soo much better than the rest of us awkward nerds lol

    • @helpmepleaseiamlost
      @helpmepleaseiamlost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AxxL wtf lol

    • @luciawdfg
      @luciawdfg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      no space

  • @sebastiancarrascal9769
    @sebastiancarrascal9769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2435

    Underrated Brennan:
    Adaine, you're covered in blood
    Riz, you're covered in corn

    • @rose-ui6hk
      @rose-ui6hk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      hard to say which is worse, really

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rose-ui6hk blood

    • @rose-ui6hk
      @rose-ui6hk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@thelastcube. debatable

    • @edgymcedgykins591
      @edgymcedgykins591 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Chaitanya corn

    • @alexblanco7494
      @alexblanco7494 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@edgymcedgykins591 Objectively correct

  • @debbiedowner6713
    @debbiedowner6713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1349

    I think the best thing about Brennan, is that he can go from a in-depth double suicide that’s extremely shocking, and out of nowhere, to suddenly being like “Ok. Everyone’s alive, full health, let’s keep going.”

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      The man is a master class in tone whiplash.

    • @judysm95
      @judysm95 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Think that’s a murder suicide, counselor was definitely not on board lol.

  • @flashcrash5687
    @flashcrash5687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1577

    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly
    Zac is bac

    • @nikhilbhavani981
      @nikhilbhavani981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      flashcrash ...hold onto that

    • @dropout
      @dropout 6 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      my nam is zac
      i am a guy
      You know what, no, I'm not doing this.

    • @flashcrash5687
      @flashcrash5687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dropout nice

    • @Pbdave1092
      @Pbdave1092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hi this isn't Zac from College Humor....

    • @Riptide-vx7jw
      @Riptide-vx7jw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dropout you and the cast are amazing doing this, I love you guys. I would also like to know if there is a tabletop guide for this game, I would love to play this at my club in school

  • @johnnymitchellcollier
    @johnnymitchellcollier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2505

    Brennan: Corn gremlin.
    Everyone: Corn Cutie!
    Brennan: *internal rage intensifies*

    • @anasexualmeatbag2979
      @anasexualmeatbag2979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      “It’s SCARY!”

    • @icyleamon
      @icyleamon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      AND THEN HE FUCKING KILLS EVERYONE

    • @not_zippy
      @not_zippy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If you don’t actively try to mess with the DM just enough for it to be mildly frustrating, are you even playing DnD?

    • @phobiawitch835
      @phobiawitch835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@not_zippy Can say this is the truth. I messed up my DM’s Boss Fight on Monday night by casting Silence Twice in different spots to make it so the two mage bosses didn’t get a chance to use magic much. Since in PF, they get no save against it unless I target them or their items with the spell.

    • @SithBunny1
      @SithBunny1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was all Emily's fault, you know that.

  • @snakanter
    @snakanter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    RIP Doreen. She died as she lived. A lunch lady.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🍸 Hear hear!

    • @placeholder_username9528
      @placeholder_username9528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🥂 I’ll drink for her safe passage in the afterlife.

  • @xaviertullis4804
    @xaviertullis4804 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    The fact that Brennan either improvised or moved up the death of Aguefort is literally the craziest DM moment I have ever heard. Phenomenal storytelling and insane improv.

    • @nicholasholladay-elser7307
      @nicholasholladay-elser7307 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think he was planned to die at some point, as he was already drinking poisoned tea, but was hastened by the the PC deaths.

  • @stan_nonna
    @stan_nonna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1851

    “Adaine, you’re covered in blood; Riz, you’re covered in corn” ... I don’t know why but that line just sent me

  • @RetroFlect
    @RetroFlect 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2961

    For real though, Kristen's arc of 'converting' all these troubled youths to Hellio, her being so blessed in battle that it does turn them, but then her having to teach them the actual meaning of being good is a hella dope storyline

    • @margaretwalters6757
      @margaretwalters6757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      In my last campaign, I played a cleric that got introduced to the party by coming up to them in the streets of a very shady pirate town and giving them flyers, saying “have you heard of our lord and savior Astolan?”

    • @ljubomirjuraj9658
      @ljubomirjuraj9658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah forcing your religion on others is super cool. You gross wierdos

    • @nitrogenbubbles4555
      @nitrogenbubbles4555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@ljubomirjuraj9658 the part they were highlighting as being cool, was not the forcing of the religion onto them, but actually showing how just because they had the religion in their lives didn't make them good, and helping bringing them to the light was something more and different. Which is arguably an anti-religious outlook.

    • @seriousbusiness47
      @seriousbusiness47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@ljubomirjuraj9658 it's a role-playing game you weirdo

    • @maxwellorryn3380
      @maxwellorryn3380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ljubomirjuraj9658 go be unfun somewhere else

  • @j.j1916
    @j.j1916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3718

    1st episode: aww, they're all in detention haha! cant wait to see where their relationships develop and their character dynamics! they're all so quirky!
    2nd episode: murder suicide. everybody's dead. gorgug the big softie and kristen the corn hippie is gone forever. trust no one..

    • @intothemaetrix9567
      @intothemaetrix9567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Gorgug was my favorite character this isn’t fair

    • @Art-enjoyer_Fern
      @Art-enjoyer_Fern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Dude but he's alive now. R.i.p. to the teacher principal and Doreen dude really just killed someone else and himself without even blinking WHAT THE HECK I-

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@intothemaetrix9567 I was gonna cry lol. He literally just went there to make friends.

    • @The.One.True.B
      @The.One.True.B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@DaniMol you must hate DBZ lol

    • @andyrussell6662
      @andyrussell6662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@DaniMol right? I thought when he pulled out the Phoenix orb it would bring them back to life, but at a great cost.
      Or only bring back one. Not both.
      My DM back in the day would never bring you back, fully. If ever at all. But I still love this campaign!

  • @IcyKing0302
    @IcyKing0302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1260

    The reason why the group has such a hard time fighting is because the healer keeps running into fights and it is hilarious

    • @eisaalmazrouei1310
      @eisaalmazrouei1310 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      also level 1 means the healer cant even heal xD 1 cure wounds and 1 bless, done!

    • @IcyKing0302
      @IcyKing0302 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Such a contribution to the team! xD

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It was also the fsct Brennan kept making them roll for things they didn't have too and not being able to use their whole turns properly. Like making her make a check to pick up her staff and that take up her action. When it should only cost half her movement and not be any check.
      Also not telling players what their own spells and abilities do so they waste turns.

    • @IcyKing0302
      @IcyKing0302 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Noobie2k7 true but it was more fun tbh

    • @ZombieMonkey7
      @ZombieMonkey7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@IcyKing0302 Is it? I wouldn't really classify not being able to do even the most mundane of activities while wasting your turn as fun. I'm only watching Fantasy High after A Crown of Candy and The Unsleeping City and for sure Brennan clearly learned from this and doesn't make any of the PCs roll for pointless checks.

  • @ompatel187
    @ompatel187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2509

    Murph is the only one who knows what he’s doing in this fight. Everyone is jumping over table and calling them cuties. Riz just goes “I’m gonna jump up the ass of a corn monster and kill it from the inside”

    • @kevinomalley1090
      @kevinomalley1090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Yup. The old "corn shoggoth anus intrusion." Cornerstone of any good battle strategy.

    • @SithBunny1
      @SithBunny1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I also love how he's instantly shutting down the others trying to hold him into dumb stuff. True GM experience there.

    • @brianmorton9419
      @brianmorton9419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      He literally dove into the monster’s ass and still wound up being one of two people standing

    • @downtherabbithole8325
      @downtherabbithole8325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But Riz didn't tear up the paper so the situation continued

    • @ompatel187
      @ompatel187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@downtherabbithole8325 i mean, he’s not the parties wizard, recognizing the arcane source of something shouldn’t be his job

  • @Vezan6079
    @Vezan6079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2531

    When he said:
    P: "A life for a life, ay Mr Gibbons?"
    G: "I'm sorry what?"
    DM: *The principal pulls out a gun and shoots Mr Gibbons in the head.*
    I felt that

    • @YardenAkin
      @YardenAkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      So did Mr Gibbons

    • @fish-froggs2662
      @fish-froggs2662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      why did you feel that

    • @heavens.sorrow
      @heavens.sorrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@fish-froggs2662 Idk, personally it just went in one ear and out the other. Actually, I might have felt that.

    • @jimmyifyoustillthisiwillde1017
      @jimmyifyoustillthisiwillde1017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I was literally almost asleep, then Brennan said that, and I'm still shook.

    • @rheegret8405
      @rheegret8405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      When revivify just don't cut it.

  • @MystLunarabne
    @MystLunarabne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3845

    Alternate Title: Ball's Deep in the Cornhole
    (Yes, the apostrophe is there on purpose)

    • @Soapcookies
      @Soapcookies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      genius.

    • @thecolorpurple6401
      @thecolorpurple6401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      God. F*cking. Damn it.
      *It's perfect.*

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      beautiful

    • @arysscrepe6994
      @arysscrepe6994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I'm really bummed that I can't like this comment more than once...

    • @TheBoomstickBros
      @TheBoomstickBros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Alternate Alternate Title: Food Fight

  • @spaghettikat1964
    @spaghettikat1964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1298

    I've been wanting to start Dimension 20 so long and absolutely nothing in this universe could have prepared me for the end of this episode

    • @cedargrey4265
      @cedargrey4265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yeah same - I've heard nothing but awesome things and finally had some time to check them out and just holy shit - never saw that ending coming!
      I can't wait to watch the rest of this

    • @margaridabaptista3712
      @margaridabaptista3712 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "it's john hughes meets high fantasy" JOHN HUGHES NEVER HAD A PLOT TWIST MURDER SUICIDE IN HIS TEEN MOVIES!! 😂

    • @izikavazo
      @izikavazo ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me too. And I think I've seen that clip before, but it still knocked me on my ass.

    • @shimmyking4
      @shimmyking4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      take this with a grain of salt but if memory serves Brennen pulled the whole scene out of his ass because he wasn't expecting anyone in the group to actually die

    • @jeanocasio5432
      @jeanocasio5432 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds very likely lol@@shimmyking4

  • @Boi5219
    @Boi5219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2101

    Some tips for future and current DMs:
    If you want to make the players feel awesome have them fight a single big enemy
    If you want players to get fucked up make them fight many small things

    • @devinward461
      @devinward461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Very true

    • @mitchellbelford8011
      @mitchellbelford8011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Attrition is the enemy of all dnd characters haha

    • @lemnlyme
      @lemnlyme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      especially if you’re starting at level one 🤣

    • @happytimesonlines
      @happytimesonlines 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I am about to dm a campaign with all my players not even playing once before so this is gonna be more chaotic than normal

    • @AJ-vr9hf
      @AJ-vr9hf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you want to make everyone die, put a big enemy behind a horde.

  • @Z.A.N.E
    @Z.A.N.E 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2147

    Fig's Dad: "What's wrong wit' cha?"
    Fig: "Oh, I'm gonna die, 'cause corn."
    Me: I'm using that.

  • @wrathfuelled
    @wrathfuelled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1541

    Bruh Adaine really used friends on every enemy except the only human, who she killed

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      the barbarian also forgot RAGE
      but i think they're super new, so it's passable

    • @rachelmckay5006
      @rachelmckay5006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@thelastcube. no he actually I think used his rage the episode before! To punch a guy who punched him

    • @charlottenelken
      @charlottenelken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@rachelmckay5006 Barbarians start up at level 1 with two rages, so he should still have been able to rage. Ah well!

    • @dookiecyoj
      @dookiecyoj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@charlottenelken brennan mentioned that fantasy high was the first time that he dm'd 5e and the rules were changed for the first time in 5e so that barbarians had 2 rages. he didn't realize gorgug could rage again until after the battle :) (not sure where he mentioned it though, might've been one of the adventuring parties)

    • @charlottenelken
      @charlottenelken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yeah, I knew they all started with 5e for Fantasy High, including Brennan, and I actually watched that Adventuring Party video a few days ago - it wasn't meant as a dunk on anyone, just pinpointing a rule! :D

  • @ssunnyshine919
    @ssunnyshine919 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    "What's your armor class?"
    "12"
    "12! Oh that's not good :D"
    God I love Brennan he's just so goofy

  • @how2addandfriends473
    @how2addandfriends473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1404

    "I kill myself?" Was an excellent followup to that final moment.

    • @KatzIzzbored
      @KatzIzzbored 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Really makes you think how convicted DnD toons are to the party cause that they're just absorbing life threatening amounts of trauma between long rests and waking up every morning just fine.

  • @ouroboser
    @ouroboser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1798

    I love how Brennan starts like “stop calling the corn gremlins cuties, they’re scary!!!” and by the end of the episode he also is calling them Corn Cuties

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The tables were doing more damage.

    • @sundae_z
      @sundae_z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The worst enemy of every D&D player: ...inanimate objects.

    • @Roe97
      @Roe97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This group and Brennan are the definition of “if you can’t beat em join em” in the best way possible

  • @lillianb8762
    @lillianb8762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    Public perception: And the dungeon master has all the players under his sway, making them do unthinkable...
    Reality: I HOPE I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING AS A DUNGEON MASTER TO MAKE YOU THINK YOU HAVE TO JUMP ONTO TABLES

  • @josephkwiatkowski2735
    @josephkwiatkowski2735 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Lou just completely losing his shit and breaking character at the end was amazing. The “what the fuck did you just do?” Was chefs kiss perfect

    • @jerodast
      @jerodast ปีที่แล้ว +13

      To be fair that could also be in character :D

  • @spencerj
    @spencerj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    I appreciate the correction of guitar to "bass guitar". I know they're role playing, but that is *absolutely* the kind of correction a bassist would make

    • @Someonesfallenapple
      @Someonesfallenapple ปีที่แล้ว +45

      As a bassist I can confirm this was 100% accurate. Guitars get all the recognition :(

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a guy who learned guitar for a while but haven’t practiced in a while, I actually agree that bass is very different in a very cool way.

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "i know they're roleplaying, but"? yeah, she said it BECAUSE she's roleplaying a bassist

  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest4945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    I love how everyone freaks out that the goblin has a gun when there’s two guys with bladed implements while the others can literally shoot bolts of magic from their hands.

    • @plat4234
      @plat4234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I mean to be fair as shown by the end of the episode, guns have the power to kill during cutscenes.

    • @courtjester6375
      @courtjester6375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Listen, listen. He had a GLOCK in school. A fuckin' GLOCK.
      And the question is, why the hell did the faculty not search his suspicious briefcase??

    • @katieronnie5741
      @katieronnie5741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@courtjester6375 but was he wearing a trenchcoat? Otherwise it's just being professiona

    • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
      @TonkarzOfSolSystem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      It is an adventurer school. So adventurer weapons are expected. But it's also a school, so guns are... also expected.

    • @absolutcabbagery3661
      @absolutcabbagery3661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yea but a gun is the ultimate dangerous thing to have, the other ones you really gotta mean it but anyone can hit the shoot button on a gun and do a kill

  • @Dilettante15
    @Dilettante15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2412

    Brennan as a DM:
    - Planning: 10/10
    - Humor: 10/10
    - Voices: 8/10
    - Ruling: 9/10
    - Designing Balanced Encounters for 1st-level Characters: 3/10

    • @lochlankyte7975
      @lochlankyte7975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Dark souls in a nutshell

    • @saltyninja
      @saltyninja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +574

      Harsh on the voices rating his voices are a 10/10!

    • @sagebrushrepair
      @sagebrushrepair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      @@saltyninja Agreed Brennan plays the perfect "not so good at perfect character voices but makes up for it in storytelling dm" Just legendary.

    • @chasebalcziunas4289
      @chasebalcziunas4289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      The AC of the tables were too high

    • @AleksandrStrizhevskiy
      @AleksandrStrizhevskiy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      He made them do too many checks. If you're rolling 3 times on every turn you're going to have too many failures.

  • @chancematters
    @chancematters ปีที่แล้ว +158

    “How big is its butthole?”
    *starts generating a real answer-*
    “Goblin sized?”
    *the most horrible grin*

  • @way2dead4u
    @way2dead4u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    I would have thought Gorgun would've stayed dead if not for the fact that four hours ago I saw a compilation of him asking varying individuals if they were his dad

    • @sandapanda4975
      @sandapanda4975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Dude same that's how i found this haha

    • @gilgameshdevourerofworldsg4101
      @gilgameshdevourerofworldsg4101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Let's not forget the ridiculously hilarious scene where he thinks he may be his own dad

    • @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He also only made two saving throws against death, so he shouldn't have died. I think?

    • @costcosfinest4763
      @costcosfinest4763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo he got a nat 1 on one of them, which counts as two failures

    • @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@costcosfinest4763 ahh, im not as familiar with 5E

  • @michaelward4256
    @michaelward4256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    "I'm sorry what"
    BANG

    • @acetronautinspace_acm
      @acetronautinspace_acm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      And the tables turned... which is probably why no one could land on them

  • @paulstallings1177
    @paulstallings1177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    "Is the hole goblin sized?" -Riz Gukgak

    • @geekmangacomic9916
      @geekmangacomic9916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Is the hole a monk?"

    • @DefinitelyNotCursedPen
      @DefinitelyNotCursedPen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "I would like to investigate it's ass" - Riz Gukgak

    • @ddogbud
      @ddogbud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      My favorite part about that was watching Brennen's face go from confusion to understanding to excitement.

    • @paulstallings1177
      @paulstallings1177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ddogbud - I absolutely agree. Though my favorite episode thus far has been #4 "Rumble Road", Brennen's character work is a tour-de-force (the rest of the cast/characters are no slouches either, especially Emily/fig), the editing and pacing are spot on, even the detail on the models and how they are shot and interspliced with the dialog is nearly perfect.

    • @douglasphillips5870
      @douglasphillips5870 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The corn's reaction was priceless.

  • @bennyfarbstein
    @bennyfarbstein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    45:45
    You can see the exact moment Brennan thinks to himself “this was not the size I originally had it but I’m not going to stop this from happening”

  • @moistnar
    @moistnar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1242

    Fabian's reaction to the murder suicide might be the funniest thing I've ever seen. Just the absolute disbelief and barely held back giggle fit is amazing

    • @lascrannon
      @lascrannon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Fig: This is gonna look like it's our fault!
      Applebees: He had a gun?
      Fabian: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @darkqupid
      @darkqupid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I NEED THE TIMESTAMP MH SISTER CHANGED THE VID AND I WAS ON THAT PART

    • @yourneighborhoodblerd4949
      @yourneighborhoodblerd4949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darkqupid 1:26:13

    • @cake_made_of_bacon3710
      @cake_made_of_bacon3710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm pretty sure he had tears in his eyes

  • @musicismylife1881
    @musicismylife1881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    im going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun i found

    • @starfrog1999
      @starfrog1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      actually, the strongest form of magic is chronomancy, so maybe it'd be better to use that power

    • @thianweideman470
      @thianweideman470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Russian Badger meme?

    • @homeofsapiens5783
      @homeofsapiens5783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And I'm all out of friendship, so pew pew bitches

    • @thianweideman470
      @thianweideman470 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@homeofsapiens5783 pew pew indeed

  • @PatrickHaeslerMusic
    @PatrickHaeslerMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    Ally, out of nowhere: "This is awesome"
    They are so sweet omg.

  • @najinea08
    @najinea08 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Lou being "What the fuck is happening?! What did you just do??" in the end is everything. 01:26:39

    • @DuncanDisordely
      @DuncanDisordely ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ally: He just had a gun?!
      Murph: We got to go guys!!
      Brennan: 🙂

  • @RyanBeard
    @RyanBeard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2066

    This show is without a doubt my favorite content I’m watching right now. Amazing production value. Incredible improvisation. Compelling storytelling and mystery. Likable cast. I wouldn’t change a thing. And I’m a really critical person.

    • @miguelvasquez3064
      @miguelvasquez3064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Ryan Beard the dm really makes the world come alive. i never got into critical role but this group got me hooked on their adventures!

    • @TheBendejo
      @TheBendejo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Seconded. Show came out of nowhere and beats out everything else I was paying attention to.

    • @raccoonbunny6669
      @raccoonbunny6669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Literally, I haven't killed myself because I want to watch this series.

    • @RyanBeard
      @RyanBeard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Michelle C I’m not quite at that level yet, but whatever keeps you going I guess!

    • @z01jh4r
      @z01jh4r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, CH shut up and take my money! Although smh i snot available in Canada =(

  • @أحمدأشقر-ن8ق
    @أحمدأشقر-ن8ق 6 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    I love the new collegehumor. These shows are so great.
    It's like the old CH came back but with a bigger budget.

    • @dropout
      @dropout 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      No joke: the budget is thanks to DROPOUT subscribers.

    • @MadsiPlayzGaming
      @MadsiPlayzGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The budget would probably be 100x bigger if DROPOUT was available worldwide

    • @DYLANBROCHILL
      @DYLANBROCHILL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      this also seems very much like a passion project, it feels like there is a lot more than budget happening here

  • @CroomTM
    @CroomTM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Please let the final boss be a table, not a magic or monster table,but just a regular lunch table that they have to jump over

    • @Canadian_Zac
      @Canadian_Zac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      For most groups it's doors that pose the biggest threat. These guys mixed it up by having it be a door, otherwise known as a Horizontal door with chairs.

  • @josephwashington2096
    @josephwashington2096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Lunch Lady Doreen's final failed death saving throw and her speech to Adaine is fucking legendary. Amazing.

  • @TheDisarminghinkle
    @TheDisarminghinkle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    Fabian was certain he could do everything on his own. He tried out for the sports team, aiming to be the star player. But, he didn't play with the team at all. He accomplished everything on his own and succeed. But, his coach told him it wouldn't be enough. He didn't make the team.
    Defeated and mortified, Fabian searched his soul for what was right. He bitterly told himself that they were just jealous of how good he was. He told everyone that he was being punished for being too good. In detention, he bitterly refused to learn any lesson from his actions. The words of the principal in the commencement speech met hollow ears. "The party IS the adventurer. And, the adventurer IS the party." "Maybe there's something you can't do, but someone else can." These things meant nothing to a specimen of perfect physical and mental condition like him.
    But, when the corn came to life and the monsters bested all of his companions, it was not his physical strength that saved the day. Just like the others he was pushed the to brink of defeat. His own companion saved him from the maw of the monster when he was unable to do it himself - at the cost of the companion's own life, no less! But, it was in that moment, he heard a voice frantically calling from inside the beast. He didn't understand what was happening. He couldn't defeat all the corn on his own. At that moment, all he could do was trust that that little goblin had the answer to save everyone, including himself.
    Instead of trying to win on his own, he frantically reached into the sphincter of the corn glob and pulled out his companion. He didn't know what would happen, but he put trust in his party over trust in his own abilities. Finally, the principal's speech made sense. Maybe you CAN do everything. But, there is still value in having friends to help. You can't be everywhere. You can't know everything. You can't be everything. "Maybe you need someone who can sneak. Not always, but when you do... you'll be glad you did." Sometimes you need a smaller, more inquisitive mind to accomplish what you can't. Sometimes, you really DO need a party to help you out.

    • @afeatherinthewind
      @afeatherinthewind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      (I really enjoyed reading this)

    • @rexappleby4731
      @rexappleby4731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I also really enjoyed reading this, thank you.

    • @lalalcat251
      @lalalcat251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Fabian having a great character development! Yes that's beautiful

    • @TheDisarminghinkle
      @TheDisarminghinkle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I wrote this so long ago, I forgot I had written it at all. It was like I was reading it for the first time. Odd that this comment suddenly gained traction out of nowhere.
      But man, I'm right, apparently. Fabian really DID have a fantastic character arc here!

    • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
      @TonkarzOfSolSystem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Sometimes you need a little goblin guy to crawl up a cornhole."

  • @connortremblay1259
    @connortremblay1259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1872

    Oh man, when Brennan told them that the corn monster was almost dead and they were basically surrounding it, but instead of attacking everybody did basically anything else, and the corn monster was able to get back to full health. That was kinda painful. The consequence of a murder-suicide made it all worth it though.

    • @videomatrix12
      @videomatrix12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Honestly I was getting kind of annoyed by that. It's like just finish the thing off

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      all of them but Murphy were new i think

    • @thecamillarose9806
      @thecamillarose9806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      They're all learning

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@videomatrix12 yea. honestly this is kinda the reason I listen to these things in the background. because ppl often do stupid thing that annoy me. I'm more of a min max person, so its' hard to find enjoyment when the consequences get real

    • @anatubaraox
      @anatubaraox ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@videomatrix12 i honestly think that doing the stupid shit made it all the more fun

  • @zackmiramontez8772
    @zackmiramontez8772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    I was skeptical of this when they announced it but once I gave it a shot I was hooked for 3 damn hours and now I want to play DnD

    • @dropout
      @dropout 6 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      Welcome to the nerd side.

    • @zackmiramontez8772
      @zackmiramontez8772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@dropout I love it so much. Thank you guys for all the videos.
      Ready for a Dropout App so I can watch all the Um Actually..., as well.

    • @pedroneves8485
      @pedroneves8485 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i just hoped the characteres died and the school was sued

    • @rachelnanshija251
      @rachelnanshija251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Saaaaaaame

    • @casketdancer
      @casketdancer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same! I've been wanting to play DND for years and have never been able to find a group of beginners to start a campaign with, but now that I've actually seen what gameplay can be like, I'm determined to seek out a group and join in the fun!

  • @signisot5264
    @signisot5264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Cristen Applebees, after saving Adaine: "It was nice touching you"
    HOW DIDN'T WE REALIZE SHE WAS GAY SOONER

  • @hiphop_jay6392
    @hiphop_jay6392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    I have a theory.
    The cursed paper had to have gotten into the corn somehow, and earlier the cleric's Bible was thrown into said corn vat. However, I don't think it was the cleric and Dorine said it was a teacher. There is only one teacher who touched the cleric's Bible... The coach. I think the coach put the rune sheet into her Bible and told the jock guy to throw it into the vat of cream corn.

    • @chriso1373
      @chriso1373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      That would also explain why he tried to keep her out of detention. He likes her and knew what was coming

    • @Shornaal13
      @Shornaal13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@chriso1373 ...but if she's not in detention her bible isn't there either. She has to be there for the plan to work.

    • @TheCritic691
      @TheCritic691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@Shornaal13 untrue it was during lunchtime before detention

    • @Mickey_Moon507
      @Mickey_Moon507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Bro you got it pretty accurate to what actually happened

  • @TheBendejo
    @TheBendejo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Brennan you have found your true calling. On behalf of yourself and all of us, kindly never stop.

    • @isaiah_mdl
      @isaiah_mdl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TheBendejo he has been to larp camp since he was little. This isn’t his first time. This truly is his calling and he won’t stop

  • @KoruXypress
    @KoruXypress 6 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    Vox Machina nemesis = doors
    Fantasy high nemesis = tables!!!!!
    Every campaign has one prop-bane, never knew this campaign would have one so early in the game. 😂😂😂

    • @ShadowCurito
      @ShadowCurito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes!

    • @zackcook6635
      @zackcook6635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the band of boobs? 2's!

    • @ettinakitten5047
      @ettinakitten5047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Mighty Nein has chairs.

    • @lordbuss
      @lordbuss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kung Fu Panda and Homestuck nemesis - stairs!

    • @ZanraiKid
      @ZanraiKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Unexpectables = A rug!

  • @alemirdikson
    @alemirdikson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    As a person who plays a Tiefling Bard who recklessly rushes into battle only to be taken out in the first round, I have all the love and respect for Fig.

  • @thomaschapman9112
    @thomaschapman9112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    Critical Role’s Greatest Enemy: Doors
    Dimension 20’s Greatest Enemy: Tables 🤣

    • @eboi255
      @eboi255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      My party's greatest enemy: stairs....

    • @thefunniestvalentine4789
      @thefunniestvalentine4789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The Adventure Zone’s greatest enemy: Elevators

    • @WizRedDeath
      @WizRedDeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Vox Machina’s Greatest Enemy: Doors
      Mighty Nein’s Greatest Enemy: Chairs

    • @elliejordan3233
      @elliejordan3233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@eboi255 same. We could only roll three’s and each time we got attacked by a bat named George. It stayed as a thing for months.

    • @jonathannelson6841
      @jonathannelson6841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      High rollers greatest enemies corridors and chronic low rolling despite being named high rollers

  • @jimmymiller1313
    @jimmymiller1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    My compliments to the custodial team with how waxed they keep the tables.

  • @MrSherb3rt
    @MrSherb3rt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    I've played and watched A LOT of D&D. And i think THAT was was greatest murder suicide in the history of D&D

  • @sonyarae5662
    @sonyarae5662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Ah yes, the universal DM struggle of trying to convince the party that small enemies are not cute.

  • @emerson3323
    @emerson3323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    the absolute funniest part of this episode is lou's unintelligible laugh-shouting after the murder-suicide, murph's "WE GOTTA G O, GUYS", and everyone else's shocked silence

    • @vickylikesthis
      @vickylikesthis ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean Murph?

    • @gastonmarian7261
      @gastonmarian7261 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Everyone is so shocked, then the camera cuts over to show Zac head back laughing

  • @sketchybiscuit4842
    @sketchybiscuit4842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    “We spent to much time jumping on tables” best quote

  • @pattininja95
    @pattininja95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Just the calmness as he goes, "He takes out a gun and shoots Mr. Gibbons in the head."

  • @skittyjive9135
    @skittyjive9135 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    "How big is this butthole? Goblin sized?"
    Bren with fear in his eyes knowing exactly whats about to happen: "...yeah."

    • @leviqueen1504
      @leviqueen1504 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That was excitement, not fear.

  • @kyfig4321
    @kyfig4321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    When Ally randomly said "This is awesome" that was literally how I felt first playing dnd, like three hours in to my first session it just hit me- "Oh God I love this-"

    • @halcyon_echo42
      @halcyon_echo42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So great & immediately correct

  • @MegaDotz
    @MegaDotz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    Please, somebody animate this with all the cast dressed as their characters 😂

    • @emmakinzian539
      @emmakinzian539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      YES YES YES

    • @sadlobster1
      @sadlobster1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I second that!
      I especially want to see the part where Gibbons and Aguefort are shot and everyone react to it

    • @AnnoyingAsianWitch
      @AnnoyingAsianWitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This fight was so exciting.
      "THE LADLE, THE SOURCE OF MY POWER!"
      "The ladle is the source of her power!"

    • @buiscutdog9090
      @buiscutdog9090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AnnoyingAsianWitch "yes Gorgug, we know!"

    • @SoulSlugArts
      @SoulSlugArts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Animation takes a long time would be a lot to animate too

  • @ALSIVAmusic
    @ALSIVAmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1212

    "Now comes a moment... as a Dungeon Master... where I have to consider, what associated skill check is involved with jumping up a corn blob's butthole. That's wild... that's really wild."
    x'D

    • @borgwir
      @borgwir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      but the "Animal handeling?" just made it perfect :D

  • @Enderlinkpawnu
    @Enderlinkpawnu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Adaine’s sister may of been on to something when she told her sister that stealing is a rite of passage, but I don’t think she could of predicted Adaine murdering the lunch lady with her own ladel.

  • @heeeboisss5963
    @heeeboisss5963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    I remember my first session when my entire party was wiped by a single goblin, we all just decided to start over with the same characters

    • @GigiLirail
      @GigiLirail 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yikes, but that is hilarious! Was the goblin a powerful mage or something?

    • @shiiiiiion
      @shiiiiiion ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GigiLirail Probably just a normal goblin, level 1 is the most lethal moment for any player and a series of bad dice will just kill you

    • @ChaosLierLen
      @ChaosLierLen ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I really hope the goblin was JUST lucky.

    • @clarisaxpianist
      @clarisaxpianist ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In my first session my party did the same thing against dragons...TWICE before our DM convinced us to go a different direction in the campaign

    • @jerodast
      @jerodast ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In one of the first campaigns I DM'd in high school, the character of the newest and most awkward guy at the table was killed by a dire weasel. In the first fight, the one "warm up fight" on the way to the actual adventure. What could I do, he kept rolling 1s!

  • @louiechapman7448
    @louiechapman7448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    I have the attention span of a small child and I was HOOKED on this shit. Brennan is fucking gold, pay that man all the money to keep this shit going forever!

    • @dedotrongames6402
      @dedotrongames6402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know, right? The sound effects make it so engaging.

  • @scottyholmes73
    @scottyholmes73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Dorien : dont trust the faculty
    Everybody moments later: hay teach help us

    • @sarahmorris4575
      @sarahmorris4575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      To be fair, Gorgug was fucking dead lol

  • @Path6627
    @Path6627 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I can’t believe the box of doom was first use to see if Riz could go up the corn ooze’s butt. 😂 what a start!

    • @nicholasholladay-elser7307
      @nicholasholladay-elser7307 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean the box is made for very important or crazy rolls and what could be more important and absolutely insane than someone trying to save the day by going up a corn monster's butthole?

  • @daeyura4203
    @daeyura4203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    the fact that Emily got knocked out from just doing one attack is really hilarious

  • @zacharyharwell351
    @zacharyharwell351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    36:13 It's a really subtle difference, but having played a barbarian I love how instead of saying 'I'm going to hit this guy' he said "I'm going to kill this guy"

  • @Myxril
    @Myxril 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Me: (thinking) .oO( They sure seem to be fixated on jumping on those goddamned tables like they're obligated to. )
    Two Seconds Later...
    Brennan: "I haven't done anything as a Dungeon Master to insinuate that you *have* to jump on tables."
    Me: ...

    • @titouanletourneur99
      @titouanletourneur99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He made tables minis! What were they supposed to do? Not jump on them?! Heresy!