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  • @dropout
    @dropout  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3432

    PS - True Facts About Grant O'Brien Part 2 is coming to Dropout this Friday

    • @sallyoldford9237
      @sallyoldford9237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      give the poor man a rest 😫

    • @kdgmr97
      @kdgmr97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      What about WTF 101? When will there be another season?

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      😏 I see u Grant
      I recognize u
      If Brennan ain’t in that one again. Please just have him around. Zoom call him. Only sort of kidding 😂

    • @steveoconnivo9666
      @steveoconnivo9666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Honestly, grant can handle it. If you don't believe me go watch total forgiveness

    • @WritersOnTheWall
      @WritersOnTheWall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      no, no, no, noooo, nonono, no no

  • @Awesomesauce213
    @Awesomesauce213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3395

    Glad to see the AI robot that replaced Katie at birth is doing well and hasn't broken down yet.

    • @veganking9325
      @veganking9325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😅😂💀👌

    • @sirwolf3617
      @sirwolf3617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'd pay her to leave 😬

    • @peterhousen7974
      @peterhousen7974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@sirwolf3617 trash take

    • @SpiralSine6
      @SpiralSine6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Just need to remember to change her oil every 4000 miles, those joints might seize up

    • @TheInvisiblePickaxe
      @TheInvisiblePickaxe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sirwolf3617 unpopular opinion I agree with

  • @yami_the_witch
    @yami_the_witch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3467

    I like this Kellen guy. Calls Katie a soulless worm when she yoinks his line and just breaks down when it gets stolen again.

    • @riley6646
      @riley6646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      he was outed as being incredibly abusive and manipulative towards a number of women

    • @thegoddamnbatman1047
      @thegoddamnbatman1047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@riley6646 this video came out 10 hours ago.

    • @kapil4973
      @kapil4973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@riley6646 source?

    • @yami_the_witch
      @yami_the_witch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@riley6646 yeah, that's some steep allegations. source?

    • @l01230123
      @l01230123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@riley6646 Edit: look below...

  • @IMatchoNation
    @IMatchoNation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2710

    "A potential vagina" is a great Tao quote xD, and Katie only being able to improvise extremely normal things is the most paradoxically hilarious thing I've ever experienced.

    • @PrismariLaura
      @PrismariLaura 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "A potential vagina?"
      "yes", replied Katie.

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There was a perfect moment to say "#7: whores". 5:15

    • @Psjdnos
      @Psjdnos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My favorite tao moment is the spaghetti song lol

  • @Pinkiechugamer
    @Pinkiechugamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2599

    One of WORST drinking games: Take a shot when Katie “laughs” in all of the episodes (hint, it’s only one… I think)

    • @refnik
      @refnik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Never seen her breaking... If it did in fact happen, it would make a good NFT
      /s

    • @Wiebejamin
      @Wiebejamin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      I forget which episode it was, but there was one where not only did she break, but someone else broke less than she did.

    • @PrismariLaura
      @PrismariLaura 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@Wiebejamin impossible. I must watch it.

    • @TheDSasterX
      @TheDSasterX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@Wiebejamin She was just throwing the team a bone to give them a glimmer of hope and I think we all know it.

    • @blazerheata6479
      @blazerheata6479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      One where Katie broke in is only at her own pronunciation lmao

  • @casey6556
    @casey6556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Mildly disappointed that after “buy a house” and “buy furniture for that house”, Katie didn’t continue listing off the things mentioned in “If I Had A Million Dollars”

    • @danielled8665
      @danielled8665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yesss!
      I needed a monkey next, and when she said clothes I was truly expecting her to specify a green dress. Or not one. Because that’s cruel.

  • @Daggeira
    @Daggeira 2 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    I don't think the writers are trying hard enough to make Katie laugh.

    • @lealta1481
      @lealta1481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They don't ever count when she breaks either anymore

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Honestly this one didn't try too hard to make anyone laugh but at least I got new Zac material to simp to for a few minutes.

    • @Daggeira
      @Daggeira 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@LunarEleven lol. I can get behind that; he _is_ fuckin' adorable.

  • @caramackenzie7734
    @caramackenzie7734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    6:32 Zac's incredible comedic timing strikes again 👏

  • @GreatDeath52
    @GreatDeath52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I like how Katie would buy a house with an extra garage but not a single car to put in the garages

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      apparently she has a car. and possibly lived in it based on the other answers

  • @Wingsaber
    @Wingsaber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Everyone's gonna ignore how amazing Zac's scream + face was at the beginning? Like, it was so fucking natural

  • @YouTubeaccoubr
    @YouTubeaccoubr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    They should make Katie one of the main anchors so that there's more chance of her laughing

  • @nicmetz4269
    @nicmetz4269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Haven’t watched college humor in a long time but glad to see you guys are still funny asl

    • @brandongalvan6603
      @brandongalvan6603 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How funny can they be if they didn't get Katie to laugh?

    • @carlcarlson776
      @carlcarlson776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone's on chat boards a bunch

  • @ironintegral6631
    @ironintegral6631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    The fact that Katie improved all of that without breaking Is insane

    • @diamondnexus367
      @diamondnexus367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She did, multiple times, but they didn’t count it

    • @masonguthrie1257
      @masonguthrie1257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@diamondnexus367 nah man she really did not she paused but there was no smile or laugh.

    • @diamondnexus367
      @diamondnexus367 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@masonguthrie1257 ye she paused that’s what the comment says “without breaking”. She didn’t laugh but she did break unless it means breaking in the other way

    • @WukongTheMonkeyKing
      @WukongTheMonkeyKing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@diamondnexus367 breaking is breaking character, not breaking pace.

    • @diamondnexus367
      @diamondnexus367 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WukongTheMonkeyKing if so, then sure mason is right. But the original commenter doesn’t say so.

  • @666kittycat666
    @666kittycat666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Katie has the best timing and delivery. She’s great

  • @JordanGold5227
    @JordanGold5227 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The things Katie would buy with her millions are legit just kinda basic stuff if you think about it.
    -A furnished house
    -Enough to eat
    -A little vacation
    -Helping out your neighbors a bit
    If that doesn't embody the Millennial dream IDK what does.

  • @garrettdart6088
    @garrettdart6088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Please make a "_____ Breaking" compilation for each comedian, i want to watch 0 seconds of Katie.

    • @crungus.5427
      @crungus.5427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and all of Amy's episodes in full lol

  • @ace-catel
    @ace-catel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Being told to improvise is that wildcard where you are probably stressing a bit to come up with something but is your chance to get your fellow members to laugh.
    Needless to say, being told to improvise a couple separate times looks like being drawn a bad hand at the moment.

  • @slacknhash
    @slacknhash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    And Katie *still* hasn't cracked a second time. Is there nothing they can do? Is there nothing anyone can do?

  • @Clinterus
    @Clinterus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Zack's comedic timing is incredible.

  • @fxrxn9803
    @fxrxn9803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    zac’s delivery on anything is just so good

  • @stonehman
    @stonehman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Katie should be nicknamed "Miss Zero" because she never breaks, and then have her named changed to a different number mid-broadcast if she does.

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ooh we’re getting closer to Katie breaking era coming on TH-cam :)
    I have dropout but I like the breaking news comments lmao

  • @EnnuiPrincess
    @EnnuiPrincess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really hope college humor can make a comeback, I love this channel and all the contributors...

  • @Anis3
    @Anis3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ironically Katy's improv is what made me lose

  • @1985_Honda_CRX_Si
    @1985_Honda_CRX_Si 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    AAAAAAAAH did a really good job this time

  • @Big_Man-taro
    @Big_Man-taro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You know who the winner is going to be if katie is in it

  • @coacherni
    @coacherni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow... This is FIRST TIME i saw a video that uploaded 1 minute ago!

  • @02protoman
    @02protoman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Katie refusal to break is insane, but is honorable

  • @ratkillerthe
    @ratkillerthe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "That's my line you soulless worm!" ahhahahahaha it killed me dead

  • @maryjoyspohrer256
    @maryjoyspohrer256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And once again...Katie is a rock!

  • @sarahharman9879
    @sarahharman9879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my god. I just realized that the videos are edited in post and aren't created live like actual news shows. I was so impressed by the speed of the title cards at first. God sometimes I'm so stupid

  • @ollivyr
    @ollivyr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Katie is such a genius. She would have fit in so well during SNL's golden years

  • @foxbutterfly-eden8715
    @foxbutterfly-eden8715 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yay Katie is in this one! She’s my favorite. I love her in everything

  • @leion247
    @leion247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's been nearly a year of just No Laugh News Room. Could we have some variety maybe?

  • @Elheru42
    @Elheru42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So Katie seems to only do badly in the intro where she mythically reaches -3 with everyone else.

  • @joeclayton4914
    @joeclayton4914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like Katie is constantly trying to think of something horrific and depressing to prevent laughing

  • @Jasper-vr2zv
    @Jasper-vr2zv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Interesting seeing College Humor go the fine bros. route.

  • @FireRust
    @FireRust ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Katie is oddly attractive when she’s being miss emotionless lol it’s heart warming when Amy just dies laughing at everything because she’s genuinely a happy person and is just too pure for this world. Katie acts like she’s been through shit and can rip you apart with just her stare. Both are insanely attractive and I can’t figure out why

  • @nonebeliever5321
    @nonebeliever5321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't think Katie has ever laughed in one of these

  • @arcitekk
    @arcitekk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i already lost it at zach screaming bruh

  • @silverselkie1692
    @silverselkie1692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Before Katie finishes her ten rich people things, I'm going to say she better reference either Grant or Allys student loans

  • @Jim-vq9yg
    @Jim-vq9yg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I enjoy dry humor but Katie seems clinically depressed, which is hilarious.

  • @HaloManTheSpider
    @HaloManTheSpider 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm pretty sure I've watched every video of BNN, and have yet to see Katie laugh. Boy/Girl, is she committed or what?!

  • @kevinacapps
    @kevinacapps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    College humor still exist? Sweet!

  • @LukeTheSketcher
    @LukeTheSketcher ปีที่แล้ว

    I really thought Kayoe was gonna list iff the lyrics to "If I Had A Million Dollars" for a sec

  • @electricerger
    @electricerger ปีที่แล้ว

    Those were recalled for other reasons, unrelated to the aforementioned issue.

  • @mconnaghan
    @mconnaghan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Yes."
    - a professional

  • @SA-rj4kc
    @SA-rj4kc 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the scream got me in the beginningand i never recovered

  • @BenRangel
    @BenRangel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:27 Felt like I was the only one laughing my ass off. First time doing that just due to an anchor name callback

  • @evandill
    @evandill 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I let out an suprised noise between a chuckle and a laugh at the words "Sin Zones"

  • @TrueDarkSparda
    @TrueDarkSparda ปีที่แล้ว

    Katie is absolutely unflappable

  • @lowkeylokii4205
    @lowkeylokii4205 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    there are 2 episodes Katie laughs. one you can on TH-cam. the other is on dropout. it's pretty hilarious the whole bit.

  • @ezra6094
    @ezra6094 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    No one:
    Katie trying to appear human: 4:51

  • @joshasiam
    @joshasiam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel like Grant wrote this script. Like I can hear him saying all of these lines.

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it would have been funnier though.

  • @spilledink849
    @spilledink849 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "That's my line you soulless worm!"

  • @Resuarus
    @Resuarus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This has got to be the closest episode I've seen in terms of score. Except for Katie, of course.

  • @jakemva2604
    @jakemva2604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *In Morgan Freeman's Voice*
    "But the economy was not good while it lasted..."

  • @doctorspectra3818
    @doctorspectra3818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is this just what college humor is now?

  • @robertcarrillo4034
    @robertcarrillo4034 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yooo Zac in a fkn Priceline ad wt that penny grl from Big Bang. Whaaaa

  • @highliving-animatedvideos5831
    @highliving-animatedvideos5831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really don’t wanna know from which part they’re made… 🤣🚀🌙

  • @ZimLikesPastaAnimation
    @ZimLikesPastaAnimation หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Meat is meat" MAGNUS ARCHIVES REFERENCE??? MEAT IS ME?????

  • @jesusthroughmary
    @jesusthroughmary 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yet another perfect game for Katie

  • @tommystratpaul
    @tommystratpaul 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not gonna lie, that felt uninspired, but the next True Facts About Grant are on the top of my wish list this year haha

  • @jlighter1
    @jlighter1 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's depressing that the list of completely mundane things to do when you're rich are things that lately feel like you have to be rich to be able to do

  • @caustic_rage
    @caustic_rage ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact that Katie never laughs is terrifying and I love her strength despite my fear of it

  • @SpaceMagicStorm
    @SpaceMagicStorm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    it's like Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Keanu Reeves had a child.

  • @aidsdoh8286
    @aidsdoh8286 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It sounds like Katie just wants a house.

  • @TheMrRedMad
    @TheMrRedMad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This feels so much like a Grant script

  • @raffisandoval9103
    @raffisandoval9103 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It yells out Lt. Dan.
    n i c e.

  • @reicek
    @reicek ปีที่แล้ว

    I need mor Tao in my life

  • @alexreid1173
    @alexreid1173 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hold up are we eating embalmed bodies? Because that sounds like a lot of formaldehyde during the fourth of july

  • @jadonhowell6401
    @jadonhowell6401 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Katie is the final boss

  • @tamas222
    @tamas222 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can never hear the phrase "Lt. Dan" in the same way after this lol

  • @samlikesfrogs
    @samlikesfrogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice job, katie

  • @c_1ay
    @c_1ay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Zac was really good in this one :)

  • @shavaughndavidson2257
    @shavaughndavidson2257 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lt data lines killed me

  • @Cheesycat501
    @Cheesycat501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What if there was an episode of Breaking News where the only prompt was to improvise? It’d be the worst, by far, but conceptually, it’d be amazing.

  • @j_nmi_crowe
    @j_nmi_crowe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I live to watch Katie break, but she is a rock!

  • @bbear2695
    @bbear2695 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the sad thing is hot dogs are not actually super cheap anymore. saw a thing of nathans for like 7 bux the other day,

  • @WillLaPuerta
    @WillLaPuerta 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for watching

  • @TheArcSet
    @TheArcSet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for this.

  • @Den241191
    @Den241191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for watching!

  • @knightstalker87
    @knightstalker87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *"ahhhhh"*

  • @matthewbartlett3442
    @matthewbartlett3442 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There’s no way someone else hasn’t made this joke but I’m amazed college humor was able to raise Kurt Cobain from the dead

  • @dummy_vicc2976
    @dummy_vicc2976 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the finance bit is literally just how wall street bros talk

  • @coradking
    @coradking 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Katie is a real gem.

  • @kalleboll7410
    @kalleboll7410 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    kath is a robbot

  • @aestevalis0
    @aestevalis0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kellen's giving me heavy Joel Robinson vibes.

  • @Danny.._
    @Danny.._ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks for watching

  • @onecalloused
    @onecalloused 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like how all her luxury wants were...like groceries and gas money.

  • @dontcallmelil8619
    @dontcallmelil8619 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just love Zac. and the unbreakable Katy

  • @logoutplz
    @logoutplz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I fn love this series ❤️❤️❤️

  • @TanakaMatsumoto
    @TanakaMatsumoto ปีที่แล้ว

    True fact the queen was also the head of the anglican church so in a weird kind of way she probably could bless things, I mean if you're the head of the church and you believe in that sort of thing, it would only make sense she could.

  • @ricosancarranco7645
    @ricosancarranco7645 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why do they allow Katie to play? She never loses... never comes close to losing. She just sinks into, what I can only imagine is, a dark cold place where she is unaffected by the silliness of others. Either knight her "Sir Katie the Unbroken" and replace her participation with someone who breaks..... OR..... collectively work together (those participating, writers, props dept, etc) and see if she can be broken. She must have a weakness! Find it!!!

  • @javachef828
    @javachef828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of these days we’ll see Katie laugh. One of these days…

  • @rarefarera6946
    @rarefarera6946 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Katie shouldn’t be allowed to blink either.

  • @foxstrom3614
    @foxstrom3614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does Katie ever break??

  • @JudithOpdebeeck
    @JudithOpdebeeck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hot dogs are made out of people, Sven don’t you think that’s right?

  • @HelgaCavoli
    @HelgaCavoli 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Katie's a savage!! What a pro. 😁😂❤️

  • @Pintyhet
    @Pintyhet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    She can’t keep getting away with it.